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>> | No. 430053
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Shamelessly stealing the very excellent idea from >>/101/28964 |
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The wind's got up. |
>> | No. 430056
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This is half the threads we have already? Isn't it? At this rate we'll just have one ".gs thread, for .gs things" and that'll be that. |
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>>430056 |
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>>430056 |
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Woke up a bit emotional so I've gotten high and trying to balance it out with a big cup of black coffee. Feeling better, considering therapy. |
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I'm usually not affected by deaths as I accept that's how the world works and I've always been a bit emotionally distant but just sometimes I'll hear about one that hits me. Strange feeling. |
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>>430061 |
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>>430060 |
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Hate, a desire to slash tires, anger. |
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>>430064 |
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d3445a98950ef8c49a3f80637398d583.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() We try and pretend that toast with marmite or whatever is nicer but nothing beats simple buttered toast when you're hungry. |
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>>430064 |
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>>430061 |
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>>430063 |
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>>430070 |
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I really need to crack my back. |
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I want to go to a massage place but I'm concerned that I'll accidentally go to one of the ones that is really just about selling you a handjob. It's not that I don't want to be wanked off on a folding table, it's more that I assume in those sorts of places you just won't get a very good massage, and that's my primary focus. If there's a place that'll do a proper sports massage and then wank me off then that'd be fine. |
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>>430111 |
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>>430082 |
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Bit too loud outside. |
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>>430119 |
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>>430120 |
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Another day has almost passed. |
>> | No. 430151
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Humans spend way too much time eating and shitting. Sometimes I think that's all my life really is, a cycle of putting things in one of my holes and shitting it out the other, and occasionally putting things in that hole too, or part of my body in a lady's holes. Everything in between is just filler, the real events of life are food and big dumps. |
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>>430122 |
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Just pondering what I'll have to look forward to in the future, given the dire outlook of any meaningful action on climate change. |
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These petit pois I've bought from Sainsbury's aren't very petit. |
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chart.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>430358 |
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Someone in London has died after they started hitting the windscreen of a car with the butt of a shotgun and accidentally ended up shooting themselves. Funniest thing I've heard in a while. |
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They're remaking Face/Off. They need to fuck the fuck off. |
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When I see ads asking me to become a sperm donor it makes me think about it for a few seconds. It wouldn't be too much of a weight on my mind to donate but, with the way the law works, I'd probably have some strange teenager come knocking on my door in 19 years. Imagine how many awkward conversation you could end up having to have. |
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Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() This adverts keep putting me off now. It's like I'm being henpecked by a woman I don't even know. |
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>>430440 |
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Childofadonorlad here. I'll address the points made in more detail tomorrow, but an interesting point is that if people want you to look like your family, you will. As in, people are willing to ignore differencs and highlight similarities because they believe you are related. I had it happen to me several times as a wee'an. |
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800px-HRH_Prince_Henry_of_Wales.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>430458 |
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This is some CKII Zoroastrian shit ITT. |
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VH0817pena_dRo2Y.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() If I let go of my anger I'd probably dissipate into a foul smelling viscous liquid, but holding onto it I'm like a fucked washing machine, all smashed to shite by its own motive force. |
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It's darker this morning than it was last night. |
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Do I see lots of Wensleydale cheese in the shops because it's popular or because I live in Yorkshire? If I went west would I instead see Cheshire cheese and I if went to Wales would it be Caerphilly cheese? |
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de1eaadedc161fa6c2678b1a942d756c.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>432106 |
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d8a.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>432107 |
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>>432106 |
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DocYKE9XgAAh7qh.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>432129 |
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Just heard from an old friend that one of my exes is expecting. And she's now got her wedding planned for next spring, apparently. |
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My brother has asked what I want from duty free, as he's buggering off to the east for a week. On an airplane, you see. I want to ask for a nice aftershave, but I'm terribly out of touch with all that. I'm afraid whatever I ask for will make me sound like a twat, and smell like a 15 year old trying to get his end away. |
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planesintheair.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>432265 |
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I have an Olbas inhaler. Life is good again. |
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>>432274 |
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Is it just me or does girlfriend/boyfriend have stronger meaning than it used to? I feel like back in my day it merely denoted exclusively dating but I get the impression it is something much more long-term today. Maybe it's not the world that's changed but I've just gotten older. |
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>>432311 |
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Is it just me or are KP peanuts soft? I've been eating spicy peanuts from the asian supermarket for a while and just bought some KP assuming they'd be the same without the spice but they're not. They have no bite to them. |
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>>432319 |
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It will soon be a year since I've had a fizzy drink. |
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Could I tap into the internet myself? As in, not being reliant upon an ISP and getting internet straight from the source? |
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I just beat my best 5K time. |
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>>432763 |
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Lonely. Well, actually, full because i've just stuffed a donner wrap and 4 marmite & peanut butter into my face hole. It'll fill the void for another night. |
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>>432765 |
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jim-henson-muppet-show-1-002.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>432881 |
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>>432881 |
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>>432882 |
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Withdrawals are a cunt. |
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Do animals have periods? I know a lot of pets get spayed but I can't ever remember my mates saying their dog/cat was on the rag and I can't recall my rabbits or mice being a bit jammy down there when I was younger. |
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>>433094 |
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>>433095 |
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I awoke this morning incredibly relieved, as I dreamt I was chucked in a cell for standing at the docks with a placard that said "LESBIANS IN!" |
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Is it possible to tell whether someone is fat just from their voice? There's someone I speak to fairly regularly on the phone and she just sounds like a fat person. |
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MV5BMTUyNDY2Mzg3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDI2MTc5MzI@._.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't think it's said enough: Christina Ricci in Sleepy Hollow would seriously get it. |
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wednesday-1441984951.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>433852 |
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source.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>433855 |
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lizzy-caplan-mean-girls.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>433856 |
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Horse-Girl-Alison-Brie-questions-reality-in-first-.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>433892 |
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omg its like makeup helps you be hot.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>433893 |
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>>433907 |
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Is most of the pleasure of food derived from chewing it or swallowing it? |
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synaesthesia.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>434645 |
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I like to have a bite out of a strawberry and then a bite out of a red grape. It's by far the best fruit combination out there. |
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What's the proper etiquette for online reviews? I've received a request for a review from a seller the day after it was despatched; how long am I meant to use it for to know how satisfied I am with it? |
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>>435414 |
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Have they changed Wotsits? They pack I had wasn't very puffy. |
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At what point does branded cheese become superior to supermarket own brand cheese? |
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>>436022 |
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Actually I've just had Pilgrims Choice extra mature cheddar and that is nicer than supermarket own brand extra mature cheddar. |
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>>436125 |
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Annotation 2020-04-13 235637.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Duke's Barrel. The cheese for liars. |
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I created the original "what you feeling right now?" /beat/ thread - that missing 'are' has bothered me for fucking years. Sorry, I had to say that, I think of it every time I see it. |
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>>436137 |
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Corona has made me have a good think about my life. |
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Do I want lasagne or ratatouille with gnocchi? |
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>>436141 |
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I only found out yesterday that when you cum it's shot out of your prostate and through your urethra. I knew some of the fluid was created in your prostate but I always assumed it shot out your balls, through your vas deferens and then through the urethra. |
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>>436318 |
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I'm looking forward to the chicken pineapple curry I will be having in a little bit. Homemade, from separate ingredients. Except for the curry powder seasoning. I was going to make the effort to buy the spices separately, but they had ready-made curry powder for under a quid at Asda, so I thought why bother. |
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chicken-pineapple-curry.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436323 |
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How screwed is the postal service at the minute? Something was sent to me on Saturday Royal Mail first class and there's no sign of it yet. |
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tenor.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436338 |
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Also, Sri Lankans basically just seem to spice the fuck out of everything. I went there on holiday with my parents once, and the food at the three-star hotel was divided between local cuisine and European cooking. Their local dishes mainly consisted of rice with overcooked chicken or meat, and an absolute fuckload of curry and chili pepper. Their take on things like steak with mashed potato and steamed vegetables, on the other hand, was pretty dreadful, and so basically you were stuck between food that was alright but so spicy that you literally had sweat beads forming on your forehead, and international dishes that were somewhat worse than your average NHS hospital cafeteria. |
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>>436342 |
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I'm starting to think the rumours about Peter Kay are true. |
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I've had a sweet potato as a jacket potato. The verdict is inconclusive. |
>> | No. 436518
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Social fatigue and severe boredom. I need marijuana. |
>> | No. 436521
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My psychiatrist is worse at answering texts than an unlicensed pill dealer and it's doing my nut in. I was supposed to have an appointment this morning that was cancelled due to lockdown and now the bastard hasn't answered me to even acknowledge the fact I need my prescriptions renewed or I'm going to turn into a nut cake again. |
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>>436558 My air fryer uses 70% less electricity than my oven and cooks things faster. |
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Dw_e30wUwAA9O2R.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436559 |
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u_10175379.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436562 |
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>>436569 |
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My experience with them has been that 3L of oil is just about enough for cooking for one person, as long as you've got the patience to cook fish and chips one after the other. |
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>>436575 Is it much different having chips fried in lard, to burning petrol made from dead dinosaurs? Just a matter of scale, really. |
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>>436576 |
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I feel a bit ashamed to admit this but I enjoy watching Family Guy before bed. There's a fair amount of bad episodes these days but it works as something you can mentally idle to where everything ends how it starts with little in the way of emotional turbulence. |
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Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing but you) by Bombay Bicycle Club is an absolute banger of a song and makes me know that when I've found the right person I'll know because I'll feel exactly how this song describes and it will invoke the same emotion the song does in me. |
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Just put my tomato plants outside. They're now a healthy 15 inches tall or thereabouts, and they look like they should yield a decent number of tomatoes later in the season. |
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crops.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436622 |
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Bad persistent cough, sore chest, headache. |
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>>436624 |
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One of my friends moved to Newcastle 6/7 years ago. She now speaks with a thick geordie accent. Is that normal? |
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c4_interview_161019-1920x1080.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436702 |
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My arsehole brother is going to kick up a fuss about being abandoned by his family if I don't go to visit him tomorrow. Just as the fine for quarantine transgression has gone up. |
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>>436842 |
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>>436855 |
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I got one of those services that sends you the exact ingredients you need for a handful of meals and the instructions and you can make your own healthy meal. |
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>>437031 |
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Beautiful song, this. |
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Is this what otherlad was on about, the £3 trial box? |
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>>437096 |
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>>437097 |
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Not free, just the trial. I can cook but it's nice to have someone else deal with planning what to make and what ingredients to buy. |
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>>437110 |
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>>437109 |
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I started this thread about SimplyCook years ago. I still think they are a rip off and I never restarted my subscription. I did enjoy the curries linked to in the final post though. Beany feast indeed. |
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I KEEP GETTING ADVERTS FOR HELLO FRESH NOW. PACK IT IN, LADS. |
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That reminds me. |
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Anti-Italian Hate Crime.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>437126 |
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1376278561727.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>437128 |
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>>437128 |
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If I was stood at the North Pole could I even point east and west or would every direction be south? |
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>>437311 |
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Except up. |
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437326
As I get older I just find in your face, overly politicised people so, so tiring. |
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>>437332>>437334>>437335 |
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>>437343 |
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438588
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've been feeling self concious of late; |
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>>438588 |
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438590
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438591
Today I've been bramble picking. It's quite early in the season so most of them weren't ripe yet, but there was more than enough to come away with a sizeable haul. I'll be making jam with them later, possibly bramble scones too. |
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>>438588>>438591 |
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>>438591 |
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Blackberry-Turnovers-14.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438595 |
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438609
EffopfeXkAM4gDp.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Watching a re-run of World War Z on Channel 4 and chuckling about this scene - I watched it being filmed against a mahoosive greenscreen on a disused army parade ground in Aldershot. |
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>>438609 |
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>>438597 |
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>>438608 |
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438644
Yesterday I had a good laugh at a bouncer's expense after I overheard his boss call him Armani. I'd never met someone named after a clothing brand before and it was nice to see some of the smugness disappear from his face. |
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438678
5de2c5821fb9457a194c68e7.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've decided that I'm going to get my dad a Chuckle Brothers DVD as a bit of a joke present. Which one do I go for: |
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438700
One sachet of yeast doesn't make enough pizza, but two sachets of yeast would make too much pizza. |
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438701
>>438700 |
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438769
I'd like to make accounts with the websites I enjoy but they all require associated email addresses - utilities such as 10 minute mail don't seem to work, they must be blacklisted by modern account software. |
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438770
>>438769 |
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438771
lobster.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() September rolls around and I find myself thinking things like "I must remember to see if they have any Prestone Extreme Performance Screen Wash next time I'm down the shop, it was Auto-Express' best buy last year and melts ice at up to -18°C." I've come a long way from thinking "I must remember to phone up Greeny and see if he's got weight to shift". |
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438772
>>438771 |
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438773
I've got into a new routine and the weeks are flying past. |
>> | No. 438780
438780
I was excited to sow all my seeds in the propagator and now I've done it I feel at a bit of a loose end. Got a nice baby agave in the post too. Just think; if I keep it alive for only thirty years I'll be able to harvest it and make my own mezcal! |
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438781
>>438772 |
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438782
>>438781 |
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438783
Aloe-Vera.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Gave in and ordered a bunch of mixed cold-hardy agave seeds. |
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438914
EhqPaEGU0AAfYJg.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Two of the eleven cacti I re-potted last weekend are looking a bit yellow. I can't understand why as the process for them was the same as all the others which are doing fine. I've sown another 85 seeds and have another 146 that should arrive fairly soon; I think I've learned some lessons and should have much higher germination and survival rates this time. |
>> | No. 438935
438935
I can't stop coughing. I tried to get tested earlier this week and the site wasn't working. Now I can't get tested because it's been over 5 days since my symptoms started. |
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>>438935 |
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438940
Whenever I see a magpie, it's always alone. Perhaps that's I'm severely depressed. |
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439009
39-802_01.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I just found my Dymo LabelPoint and it works!! I thought I had lost it and would have to buy a new one (and they don't seem to make them anymore - what do OCD labelling types use now?) |
>> | No. 439061
439061
The woman with the big arse who wore yoga pants every day doesn't turn up during the school run anymore. Gutted. |
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439149
ritteri.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Only 17 of the 60 seeds sown on >>438780 have germinated, that's a bit rubbish. The conditions should have been optimal. |
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439151
>>439149 |
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439152
x-stream-heat-thermoset.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439151 |
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skintboris.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Trying not to laugh at this. |
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>>439153 |
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>>439159 |
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439177
There's a real scarcity of Xbox One controllers at the moment. No shops in town had them in stock, and even online retailers like Argos, Amazon, Smyths etc had none in for delivery. I ended up paying slightly more than I would like to get one from the Microsoft store. I assume it's because the Series X controller will replace the One ones when they launch in a couple of months, but the newer models are smaller with a worse d-pad so they're no good for me. |
>> | No. 439263
439263
What is the point of leaf blowers? Isn't it just shifting a problem somewhere else rather than dealing with it? |
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439264
>>439263 You make a big pile that's easy to pick up into a trailer or whatever. to take away. |
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439265
>>439263 |
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439268
>>439263>>439264>>439265 |
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439272
billygoat.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439268 |
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439282
>>439268 |
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439288
>>439282 |
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439289
>>439282 |
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439302
My car insurance is up for renewal and it looks like it'll be going up from about £330 to around £440. Here was me thinking that coronavirus would see premiums going down. |
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439303
>>439288 |
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439388
agav.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've not done too well with this agave; only 9 out of 40 seeds successfully germinated. It's not totally awful for a first try but still disappointing. The Parryi did best at 5, Utahensis worst with just 1 and the other 4 I have no idea what they are. |
>> | No. 439389
439389
cacc.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The cacti on the other hand came in strong with about 50% germination for all varieties from all the different vendors. These were spread across about six different boxes but I've consolidated them here as I'd like to try again with more agave so this frees up space and soil. I'll probably lose a few from the stress of being moved but as I have sixty that's... fine. |
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>>439389 |
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>>439401 |
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prickly-pear-fruit.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439403 |
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439406
>>439405 |
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>>439407 |
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>>439408 |
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439410
One day I could come back from IKEA with only the things I intended to buy. |
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439411
>>439410 |
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439412
>>439410 |
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439414
Agave-ovatifolia-Whales-Tongue-Agave.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() 50 parryi, 50 utahensis and 20 ovatifolia in the bigger tray. |
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439415
>>439414 |
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>>439417 |
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439420
>>439419 |
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439421
Happy Gilmore is probably the only Adam Sandler film I like. I've watched it more times than I'd care to admit. |
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439422
>>439421 |
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>>439421 |
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439424
800px-Fairuza_Balk_(2019_crop).jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439423 |
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439425
Sometimes when I'm having a wee I play a game where I try and put my fingers as close to the stream of piss as possible without getting them wet. |
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439426
>>439424 |
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439427
>>439426 |
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439431
You ever sit in a meeting with people your age and think "holy hell, we're the grown-ups now". I've zoned out entirely from a meeting watching two people younger than me discuss quite serious stuff and high-level management. |
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439433
>>439431 |
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439492
acorns.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Started stratifying some acorns. Should be good to plant in late January. |
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>>439492 |
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>>439494 |
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439502
Is it sweet chestnut picking time of year? |
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>>439494 |
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>>439500 |
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>>439512 |
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439526
While we're talking about plants can any of you recommend good indoor plants for the winter? Ideally for a chilly windowsill, the room itself is usually chilly too. I've only got two kalenchoes at the moment. Sorry if this derails or makes no sense I'm on the tail end of some shrooms, I just want a nice room full of plants/flowers for the winter. |
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>>439526 |
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>>439527 |
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>>439527 |
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439531
succ.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439530 |
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>>439532 |
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439536
>Pokemon: Rapper Logic spends £173,000 on rare Charizard card |
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>>439536 |
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>>439537 |
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>>439536 |
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>>439540 |
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439542
I found this pokemon website |
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439543
Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I meant to attach this. |
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439544
>>439539 |
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439545
Weird thought but how much was the outlook of stoicism a reflection of the Ancient to Medieval mindset toward destiny and the societal conditions of the time? |
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>>439544 |
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>>439545 |
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>>439545 |
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source-s-dude-trust-me-37765924.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439549 |
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>>439550 |
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>>439549 |
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439554
shoots.png ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not even the full two weeks and these things have a near 90% germ rate. Incredible. |
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>>439552 |
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>>439559 |
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>>439561 |
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439563
That was a nice read, and then the gotchalad ruined it. |
>> | No. 439564
439564
I do trend to feel that there's something insecure and immature about people who reject the notion of external events/circumstances playing a substantial role in a person's life and outcomes. I've come to think of it as one of the things you have to really get to grips with as an adult, when you have to start taking responsibility and making decisions based on your own wellbeing, because things won't just work out automatically like they do when you're a kid. The thing is you're only ever choosing the path which is the most beneficial, the route of least resistance, or whatever matters in your particular circumstances. You never really seize the day to make of it what you will, because if you did, you would probably be in prison or homeless. |
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439566
>>439564 |
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>>439566 |
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>>439564 |
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>>439567 |
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>>439566 |
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>>439572 |
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>>439575 |
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>>439576 |
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439578
I can't believe we're actually arguing over whether or not class plays a role in your success in life. I can't believe someone is on britfa.gs arguing that all you need to do is pull up your bootstraps, it's easy. |
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439579
>>439578 |
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>>439575 |
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>>439580 |
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439582
379i6q6wk0t51.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439578 |
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>>439555 |
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>>439580 |
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>>439582 |
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>>439588 |
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>>439586 |
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439593
>>439589 |
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439596
Not exactly loving my new bedtime ritual of getting under the douvet and having my brain immediately go "you're going to die one day" at 150 thought decibels. It's happened three nights in a row now. |
>> | No. 439597
439597
698083_v9_ba.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439593 |
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439600
Alright fine. |
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439602
>>439597 |
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439603
>>439593 |
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439604
marxhegel.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439597 |
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>>439604 |
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>>439611 |
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>>439616 |
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>>439621 |
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439625
whfpwh873.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439623 |
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>>439625 |
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>>439626 |
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>>439627 |
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>>439634 |
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>>439635 |
>> | No. 439640
439640
I was just starting to get somewhere with a woman but lockdown kicks in again. Well, lockdown is more the excuse because even before I was having to fight the fact that I've just become comfortable with myself now and in winter I prefer to just hibernate. |
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439641
>>439640 |
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439642
Jesus when did this website become neoliberalfa.gs? |
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>>439665 |
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439667
This thread has taken a really weird turn. It's like a deep learning AI trained on a junior Conservative MP's tweets started talking to itself. |
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439668
>>439666 |
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439669
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>>439675 |
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>>439703 |
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>>439704 |
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439715
I really like Molton Brown stuff, but I can't ever justify paying £20 for a bottle of soap. |
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439719
>>439707 |
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439722
>>439719 |
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439738
Where the fuck have all of my spoons disappeared to? |
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439739
>>439738 |
>> | No. 439741
439741
There's lots of work to do at the moment after a month of relative ease. When does society collectively decide to fuck it all off for Christmas? |
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439742
>>439738 |
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>>439759 |
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439761
Spoon-theory.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() If my name was Aaron Aardvark then I bet my quality of life would be noticeably improved. Maybe not so much now that I'm a 30 but being first on any alphabetical list must be worth something. In school I would've always been sat at the front instead of mucking about at the back with all the other late letters. |
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439762
>>439761 |
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439767
>>439761 |
>> | No. 439789
439789
I don't have a lot in my cupboards but I do have baked beans, cheese and approximately 20 eggs. Would crustless baked bean quiche work? |
>> | No. 439791
439791
Well, it'll probably taste the same coming up as going down, if that's what you're after? |
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439792
>>439789 |
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>>439767 |
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>>439798 |
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439811
>>439799 |
>> | No. 439900
439900
Lads, it's dawned on me that in my years of shagging I don't think I've ever seen a creampie IRL? Am I missing out on anything, a bit of "I made that" pride in your own accomplishments? |
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439901
>>439900 |
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>>439900 |
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439910
Seconding that you sound like a set of squeamish girly boys. I can guarantee your girlfriends have giggled with their mates about your fairy behaviour. |
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439931
I just found a lump of fluff between my shoulder blades. Is this something I have to get used to, being hairier? As well as belly button fluff the hair on my back will now collect balls of fluff. |
>> | No. 439944
439944
I had a particularly filthy girlfriend in my early 20s and I would always get her to clean me off orally after I'd fucked her. This is clearly the "alpha" move. |
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439946
>>439944 |
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>>439946 |
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439953
>>439946 |
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>>439946 |
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439984
I was deputised into my bosses job this week and found it quite intense. I'm not sure how senior leadership juggle their careers with children and the weird hobbies they all seem to have but presume it comes down to experience (and motivational titles). |
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excel-birthdate-groups.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439984 |
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>>439985 |
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440052
Thought I'd check out sexymp.co.uk and looks like someone's been fucking with it. There's no way people would vote that Margaret Beckett is sexier than Chloe Smith. |
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440053
Chloe-Smith-939x1024.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440052 |
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>>440053 |
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440055
Rosemary Kranky.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440053 |
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>>440052 |
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440059
My knob smells a bit like Skips. |
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440060
>>440059 |
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440084
I've had builders in all week and they haven't opened a single pack of the biscuits I got in for them. I feel a little bit put out by it. |
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440085
sarahteather.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440058 |
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>>440085 |
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>>440088 |
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440091
I've received a flyer about a new barber shop opening in Beeston. By my count that'll be the ninth barber shop in the centre of Beeston, which is ridiculous for a town of this size. |
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>>440091 |
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>>440091 |
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>>440092 |
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440096
The sun is out, it is the weekend, and I'm not going to spend the whole day doom-scrolling. |
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>>440096 |
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440098
>>440097 |
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440099
The slump I've been in this week has meant my flat is at levels of disgusting not seen since my teenlad room. Going to be a fun day cleaning it all. |
>> | No. 440120
440120
pikeontheflywithloop.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've been thinking about pike a lot in the last few days and now I keep seeing footage of them online without looking for it. |
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440121
83BD1089-AD73-ABC8-0FD6D34A364C6A20.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440120 |
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>>440120 |
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Robert Anton Wilson Quaters.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440149 |
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spoons.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440152 |
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440158
We've let the woman opposite put some rubbish in our skip because there's enough spare room in it, so she's given us a tub of Celebrations to say thank you as it's meant she hasn't had to do a few tip runs or pay someone to take it away for her. |
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440159
>>440158 |
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440164
Gypsies have now jumped into the skip to see if there's anything worth taking. I've never had a skip before, is this sort of thing normal? |
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>>440164 |
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Alex Zanardi really needs to stop fucking himself up in the most brutal ways possible. |
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>>440242 |
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440310
Minestrone soup is a bit weird. |
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>>440310 |
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>>440311 |
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440313
How did Emily Atack get her own comedy show. She isn't exceedingly funny, and she's put on quite a bit since the Inbetweeners. |
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>>440313 |
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>>440320 |
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440341
It's very disturbing and concerning to me just how aggressive the counter-propaganda around The Crown has been. |
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>>440341 |
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stop_hand_signal.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440342 |
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440345
2mo.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Here's some baby cacti at 0, 1 and 2 months old. |
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>>440345 |
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>>440361 |
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>>440362 |
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440369
I didn't realise how often I had sex before the coronatimes. I'm fucking going spare here, I'm even thinking about ordering a custom video from Are Sophie. I'm going to have to start shitting on my doorstep when I get unfurled. |
>> | No. 440370
440370
I seem to be getting a lot of women liking my profile on Hinge at the minute. Obviously because it's Christmas and people don't want to be alone. |
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>>440369>>440370 |
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>>440369 |
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>>440369 |
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>>440369>>440370>>440371 |
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>>440376 |
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440385
I have an odd little personality trait I'm not quite comfortable with - I find myself very critical of repair or building work done by tradespeople. My mum typically hires people to do stuff to her house, and the last few times she has, I've found myself very frustrated with the shoddiness of their work - the decking lasted about a week before side panels started coming loose, and the trim just wasn't cut very well, some of it wasn't flush, and so on. The kitchen refurbishment, similarly, some of the knobs weren't straight, a couple of the doors weren't aligned, the dishwasher was held into its surround by a single, flimsy metal piece and two tech screws, on one side only - and after about a month one of the doors came off and it was revealed he hadn't even bothered to mount the screws properly there, he'd just forced non-self tappers into drill holes in MDF. |
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>>440385 |
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>>440385 |
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Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440390 |
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>>440391 |
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>>440390 |
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>>440406 |
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440408
Why the fuck did I have to come back to this shithole just before the pandemic, I could've stayed in a country that's actually handling it for fucks sake. |
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>>440408 |
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>>440410 |
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7d3ac331-3352-11eb-bb7f-3c1dd59e598f.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440411 |
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>>440406 |
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>>440416 |
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440422
Thinking quite a lot about how fuckable Glenn Hughes' mouth looked when he had a full beard. I don't normally go for bears. |
>> | No. 440424
440424
I'm feeling a bit annoyed with myself for being too apprehensive to try Cadbury's darkmilk for about a year, it's really good stuff. |
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440425
>>440424 |
>> | No. 440426
440426
Seems I've picked up some sort of sinus infection, or maybe I'm allergic to something since my right sinus has been feeling fuzzy and inflamed all day. |
>> | No. 440427
440427
Just had to change a fella in the car park's wheel because he'd got a puncture. He was looking at the jack saying "I've got no idea what do with it". |
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440428
Tenant NO.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440427 |
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>>440427 |
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>>440427 |
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>>440440 |
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440445
>>440444 |
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>>440445 |
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440475
Not saying this place has influenced me far more than is healthy, but I just found out Laurie Penny's getting married and felt a twinge of... I'm not even sure what. |
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440480
>>440475 |
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>>440480 |
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>>440475 |
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>>440445 |
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>>440483 |
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>>440484 |
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123.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440485 |
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>>440487 |
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EofRnfNUYAEwRnV.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440475 |
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>>440495 |
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>>440495 |
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440504
>>440497 |
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440506
>>440504 |
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440537
Just spotted the reason why my butter has tasted funny the last couple of days. There was a whole rotten lemon in the back of the fridge, coverted in whitish-green mold. |
>> | No. 440565
440565
Cooking's become much easiser since I realised you can just bake almost anything. |
>> | No. 440571
440571
How do I better manage my desire to be like Jean-Luc Picard in all things with my impulse to machine gun people to death en-masse? |
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440572
>>440571 |
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440573
>>440571 |
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440574
>>440573 |
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440578
_115961403_people'sdailyimage1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() She could command my rocket IYKWIM. |
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440579
>>440574 |
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440582
>>440571 |
>> | No. 440584
440584
Sorry, you seem to have taken my bit about machine gunning people literally, whilst acknowledging that I've not shaven my head, learnt French and started wearing skin tight jumpsuits. Consider this further and your error will be revealed to you. |
>> | No. 440585
440585
>>440584 |
>> | No. 440592
440592
I've probably posted this before, but pilau rice seasoning is the shit. |
>> | No. 440593
440593
2dddf8f4f129206f13283407e59fd94f.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Been looking forward to a homemade dinner of chicken breast with mashed potato and broccoli all afternoon. |
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440594
>>440593 |
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440595
0c1bb71e8b283fdbd312ccf7732e53f5.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440594 |
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440596
Instant mash is best in sandwiches. |
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440598
>>440594 |
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440600
>>440598 |
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440601
>>440600 |
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440603
>>440600 |
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>>440600 |
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440606
I never thought I'd see the day when Big Mash infiltrated .gs |
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440607
>>440606 |
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440609
Who the fuck doesn't make their own mash? It's not like it's hard. |
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440610
>>440609 |
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440611
>>440609 |
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>>440611 |
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440613
>>440612 |
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440614
>>440613 |
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440615
>>440609 |
>> | No. 440616
440616
I've been accused of having "dad energy" today at work, because I like cigars and whiskey and talk about engines a lot. I think it was a compliment but I hate that I've become so generic. |
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440617
>>440616 |
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440618
>>440616 |
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>>440618 |
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>>440619 |
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>>440618 |
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>>440619 |
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>>440620 |
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>>440624 |
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440626
>>440625 |
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440627
>>440626 |
>> | No. 440628
440628
I've become mildly obsessed with Helen Star off of xHamsterLive, even though she's fucking repellent. At this stage, I welcome the embrace of rona-induced death. |
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440629
>>440628 |
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440630
>>440625 |
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440633
index.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Phwoar. |
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440636
>>440633 |
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440671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jINuX_Hort8 |
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440672
>>440671 |
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440680
>>440672 |
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440681
>>440671>>440672 |
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440683
16636577874_f786d643a0_o.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440681 |
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440684
>>440683 |
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440686
screen-shot-2015-07-23-at-11-05-19-am.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440684 |
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440690
>>440683 |
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440691
>>440684>>440690 |
>> | No. 440722
440722
How do you lot deal with the boredom of not having your coworkers physcially around you? |
>> | No. 440723
440723
Sauerkraut note to self for next season: Fermenting it in its own, salted juices is fine. Fermenting it in that plus a brine submersion is fucking fantastic. I could eat this raw. |
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440725
>>440723 |
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440727
>>440725 |
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440729
>>440722 |
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>>440723 |
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>>440730 |
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440732
>>440730 |
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440733
>>440722 |
>> | No. 440734
440734
I was just served this YouTube ad and it made me want to burst into tears. How cheap and shit the product looks, the consumerist jingle, the vacuous repetitive waving, and the normalisation of children having GPS trackers and cameras on them at all times. |
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440735
>>440734 |
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440736
>>440732 |
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440737
Family Guy has some awful episodes. "Road to India" is on at the moment, and it's more cringeworthy than old Top Gear's India caper. |
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440738
>>440734 |
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>>440734 |
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>>440734 |
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>>440745 |
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>>440745 |
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440750
>>440749 |
>> | No. 440751
440751
I had a similar thing in an old job. The fella next to me was CONSTANTLY on this website that tracked his kids' phones. To him, he thought they were both little shits who couldn't be trusted to do anything. When I suggested that's because their dad constantly tracks them and treats them like that, all he had to say is that because I was childless I wouldn't know what it was like. |
>> | No. 440752
440752
>>440749 |
>> | No. 440755
440755
They're definitely the norm now. My other half has trackers on our kids' phones but only uses it if they're late home from school, but she did have an app that controls how much time they can spend on their phones which I've always found ironic because of how often she is on hers. I know the neighbours use tracking apps and check them constantly if their kids are out of the house. |
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440756
>>440755 |
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440758
>>440756 |
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440763
>>440758 |
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440775
>>440758 |
>> | No. 440780
440780
Just throwing it out there but he may be having wet dreams. I had a shit load as a kid and had no idea what was going on. |
>> | No. 440807
440807
I've tried all evening to get a few simple lines of PHP/MySQL code to work that are supposed to retrieve an entry from a database table, delete the entry if needed, and create a new one. This is for a possibly upcoming homebrew web page project for which |
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440808
>>440807 |
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440810
>>440808 |
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440815
>>440807 |
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>>440815 |
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440820
>>440816 |
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440821
>>440816 |
>> | No. 440824
440824
There're new neighbours in the bedsit upstairs. Thin walls, creaky floorboards, but i've yet to hear them fuck. I am disapointed. |
>> | No. 440825
440825
>>440824 |
>> | No. 440827
440827
I've found some code snippets at php.net which, sure enough, enabled me to implement working MySQLi queries as simple as retrieving a data set, deleting it and creating a new one in its place. |
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440828
>>440827 |
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440830
>>440828 |
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440831
>>440830 |
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440832
d2ch7ir802i41.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440831 |
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440833
>>440831 |
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440839
Did the orcs prefer maggoty bread to regular bread? |
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440840
>>440839 |
>> | No. 440919
440919
About two years ago I went down stairs quite early one morning and there were about twenty five wasps in there, I never really got a satisfactory answer as to why. |
>> | No. 440922
440922
I was once old friends with a nurse who would watch those overdramatic documentaries series about hospitals. It was odd because she never gave a shit about any of that before it became her job and I would've never guessed it would be interesting for her. And now that I think about it, my mum was the same with watching those daytime shows about scammers when she worked in catching such people. |
>> | No. 440928
440928
>>440919 |
>> | No. 440932
440932
Richard Madeley was wrong about the V-weapons. |
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440933
>>440932 |
>> | No. 440952
440952
YouTube is bloody weird. |
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440954
>>440933 |
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440967
>>440952 |
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440969
>>440967 |
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440978
>>440952 |
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440989
>>440954 |
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441013
>>440989 |
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>>440989 |
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441019
>>440978 |
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441020
>>441019 |
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441033
>>440827 |
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441035
>>441033 |
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441048
>>441033 |
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441052
>>441048 |
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441054
>>441052 |
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441055
Have I ever seen a kangaroo in real life? Zoos tend to go for wallabies instead. |
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441056
>>441055 |
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441057
>>441054 |
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441078
>>441057 |
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441093
I really really hate being a teacher and have no idea why I even got into it in the first place. |
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>>441093 |
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>>441093 |
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>>441094 |
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441168
>>441096 |
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441169
>>441168 |
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441182
I've accidentally shoplifted. It was nice knowing you, lads. |
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441183
>>441182 |
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>>441183 |
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>>441184 |
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>>441184 |
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441188
I can't believe I've actually spent my New Year's Eve so far tonight optimising JavaScript code and having a wank. |
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441189
>>441188 |
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441190
>>441188 |
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441191
I decided to fit a (comparatively) HUGE new seat onto my exercise bike, as I've been using it a lot more lately, and life is too short to be having a sore arse. |
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441192
>>441191 |
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441193
>>441191 |
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441194
>>441193 |
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441209
laura-trott-joanna-rowsell-shand-katie-archibald-e.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441193 |
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441210
>>441209 |
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441213
>>441209 |
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>>441213 |
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441220
>>441219 |
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441221
EqhLj1JXUAohozX.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441219 |
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441223
>>441221 |
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441227
>>441221 |
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441231
sarahmillican2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441221 |
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441232
>>441231 |
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441233
>>441221 |
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441247
>>441231 |
>> | No. 441251
441251
I was the first to suggest Millican was the ideal woman and I remember being roundly mocked for it by you three at the time. So either you were lying to yourself back then or you've come to realise I am the prophet of gash. |
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441252
>>441251 |
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441254
942081334-tumblr_inline_mkfkwhmXjd1qz4rgp.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441251 |
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>>441252 |
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441257
>>441255 |
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>>441257 |
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>>441258 |
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>>441232 |
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>>441261 |
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441266
I wish there was a way to construct your type and we could compare. Not just a body modeller or a vague quiz but something that would tell you something about yourself. Sadly we're liable to only get that kind of thing with AI when we're in our 80s and learn that we've been poorly matched with our partners for decades. |
>> | No. 441269
441269
>>441266 |
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441271
I'm a little annoyed a I realised how much better my hair looks and feels when I don't wash it with shampoo only at the point where it's so receded that even having hair is pushing it to begin with. |
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EGVlBPcUEAAJZrc.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441269 |
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>>441269 |
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>>441258 |
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>>441278 |
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>>441280 |
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I've quite badly burned the fingers on my wanking hand. 2021 is off to a fantastic start. |
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>>441285 |
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>>441288 |
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>>441278 |
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>>441285 |
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>>441285 |
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441362
agave.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Here's the agave sown in early October so a mix of two and a half to three months old. About a hundred and fifty plus have survived and now they have their first real leaves they aren't as prone to dying the instant they get a little thirsty, or if they fall over they lean on the rim of the shot glass instead of the soil which stops them from dying that way too. |
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>>441362 |
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>>441363 |
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>>441363 |
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>>441312 |
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441369
Robinsons double strength apple and blackcurrant squash is presently £1.50 for a 1.75l bottle on Amazon. |
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>>441369 |
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>>441365 |
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>>441375 |
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>>441379 |
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chili.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441385 |
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>>441395 |
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>>441396 |
>> | No. 441403
441403
My sleeping pattern is currently... nocturnal, and I need to unfuck it before work next week. The question is, do I suffer for one day and pull an all-dayer, or do I gradually roll it back over the next few days? |
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>>441403 |
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>>441403 |
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recent.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441405 |
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>>441406 |
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>>441403 |
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>>441408 |
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>>441409 |
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441412
I'm already flagging. I used to be able to pull all-nighters with the best of 'em. Getting older is wank. |
>> | No. 441413
441413
I think the episode of The Simpsons where Grandpa's bladder explodes has given me a lifelong self-consciousness about the fragility of my internal organs I'm only not starting to overcome. |
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441414
>>441413 |
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>>441414 |
>> | No. 441437
441437
Do you lads find that you wipe your arse clean and then you give it a cursory wipe a few hours later and there's poo there that wasn't there before? |
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441438
>>441437 |
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>>441413 |
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>>441438 |
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>>441437 |
>> | No. 441442
441442
MAGA are vaguely trying to storm the whitehouse/capitol right now (I don't know the difference) while looking vaguely surprised about it. |
>> | No. 441443
441443
>>441437 |
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441446
>>441437 |
>> | No. 441447
441447
Phone call woke me up at 7. Fucking hell this has ruined everything and now I can't get back to sleep. |
>> | No. 441449
441449
I really need to clean and organise my little office/study room thing, it's a fucking tip, but I just cannot summon the motivation to even sit up properly on the sofa. I feel like as soon as I was furloughed again last week, my body just gave up - I slept most of the day too. |
>> | No. 441450
441450
Best turn on the news, things are getting a bit lairy in Yankland. |
>> | No. 441453
441453
Thinking we're not going to get a better opportunity than this to invade and reclaim the colony. |
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441454
>>441453 |
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441455
>>441453 |
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>>441454 |
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441458
kleenex.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441457 |
>> | No. 441459
441459
Yank "liberal" types are going to be insufferable about all this for about the next six months, despite the fact their country only exists in the first place because of exactly this sort of event. I really hate Yank politics. |
>> | No. 441466
441466
pumpthosenumbersup.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() That phone call has fucked me up. I'm now awake later than I would be, but doubt I'll be able to stay awake until this evening. Guess I'll try and take a short nap whenever I feel like I can get to sleep. Do not disturb mode is now on. |
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441467
>>441466 |
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>>441467 |
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>>441469 |
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>>441467 |
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441475
I dreamt that Coinbase had some attack that skimmed a percentage of bitcoin off people, but I don't remember if I was a victim, or I wasn't holding any at the time. |
>> | No. 441476
441476
a850a93eea22905fd93d931a4a86968f.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm on mirtazapine, and it means that falling asleep at night is never a problem. |
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441477
>>441476 |
>> | No. 441479
441479
Curtains are terrible, blinds are better. |
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>>441477 |
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>>441479 |
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>>441481 |
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>>441480 |
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>>441483 |
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>>441483 |
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441486
I was just listening to some comedy panel game nonsense hosted by ARE MILLICAN on Radio 4. Kirsten O'Brien off of SMart was one of the panellists, but she has completely lost her 'boro accent and gone all posh. It really perturbed me and I don't quite understand why. It feels like someone has sneaked into the deeper recesses of my pre-internet wank bank and just slightly rearranged the furniture. |
>> | No. 441492
441492
>>441485 |
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441493
images.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Got to sleep about 11.30pm. nice. Woke up 4 hours later. Not nice. |
>> | No. 441508
441508
Just to confirm that Burger King is still not worth the money and the sides are inferior. The burger itself is better than Maccies but at what cost? |
>> | No. 441513
441513
Just had a strange comment on a song I'd uploaded years back on youtube that someone had sent them there. Looking it up I found some famous 'alternative' e-girl who videoblogs infuriatingly banal nonsense. |
>> | No. 441514
441514
There's definitely fewer spiders about. |
>> | No. 441515
441515
>>441513 |
>> | No. 441521
441521
Have any of you lads ever dangled your knob in a Dyson hand dryer? Just wondering what it'd feel like. |
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441522
>>441521 |
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441523
>>441522 |
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441524
>>441514 |
>> | No. 441525
441525
....and my sleeping pattern is already completely fucked. Been lying wide awake for 2h30 now. It was good for two days. Fucky fucking life. |
>> | No. 441526
441526
1605123730134.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The curbing of violent speech by a private entity is not equal to a government silencing my dissent. Further, it is absurd to suggest that a man with a press room down the hall that allows him to be BREAKING NEWS on a bazillion networks at any time has been "silenced". |
>> | No. 441529
441529
Only three of the dozen chilli seeds have come up as we're getting on for two weeks now, that's a bit pathetic. I can't think why. |
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441530
>>441526 |
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441531
>>441530 |
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441532
Goddammit please fix the post deletion thing so I can fix my typos. |
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441533
>>441526 |
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441534
>>441533 |
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441535
I've noticed that when I tell superstitious people that I'm a Scorpio they become cold towards me and generally express a resentment of everyone under the star sign even when I'm in the room. I just looked it up because I've got fuck-all else going on in my life right now and found out why: |
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>>441534 |
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>>441526 |
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>>441535 |
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>>441535 |
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>>441539 |
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>>441540 |
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>>441541 |
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441543
1b8ea5c208fa75a2ce50f942febae2b5.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441541 |
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441544
>>441543 |
>> | No. 441545
441545
If you two think astrology is ridiculous, see how many people on The SocialsTM have an MBTI "personality type" on their profile. It was made up by a couple of writers over lunch. |
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441546
>>441545 |
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>>441545 |
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>>441547 |
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441549
>>441541 |
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441552
>>441548 |
>> | No. 441553
441553
Whatsapp updated their privacy policy. All users now are Facebook users. They will be flogging your info and directly allowing third party services to advertise to you... |
>> | No. 441554
441554
Bloody hell it's 2002 again. Anyone else remember when everyone had little stickers on their Nokia 3310s that would light up on an incoming call, and we were told they supposedly neutralized harmful electromagnetic radiation in order to do so? |
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441555
>>441547 |
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441556
>>441549 |
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441557
>>441556 |
>> | No. 441609
441609
My cayenne and tabasco seedlings so far have been a disappointment, in that only one seed each has come up. The lack of longer daylight hours shouldn't normally keep the seeds from germinating in the first place. With the tabasco ones, I now suspect that not letting the seeds dry properly is the culprit, as I took them straight from a pepper from the recent harvest that was still a bit juicy. In the mean time, luckily I've let some seeds dry, and I've just put them in my propagator. |
>> | No. 441615
441615
>>441609 |
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441626
>>441615 |
>> | No. 441645
441645
I've been full time furloughed and honestly I feel like I'm crawling the walls. I'm not sure what to do with myself! |
>> | No. 441647
441647
>>441645 |
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441649
>>441645 |
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441650
>>441645 |
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441651
All my gullible twitter acquaintances uploading their faces to 'toonme'. As if they didn't realise what a privacy nightmare FaceApp was. |
>> | No. 441652
441652
>>441651 |
>> | No. 441653
441653
I haven't left my flat in two days now. |
>> | No. 441654
441654
My balls felt constricted in my underwear but as I live alone I just took my trousers and underwear off while leaving my t-shirt on. This feels great, I might buy myself a |
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441655
>>441654 |
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>>441654 |
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441657
>>441656 |
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441658
>>441655 |
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441659
>>441655 |
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441660
I'll be honest I don't much care for having my tackle hanging loose, I like a bit of support. |
>> | No. 441661
441661
King-Size_Homer.png ![]() ![]() ![]() So which one of us is brave enough to start wearing dresses? |
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>>441661 |
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>>441663 |
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>>441663 |
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>>441665 |
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441668
>>441666 |
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441669
>>441665 |
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441676
Screenshot_2021-01-15 BBC Podcasts.png ![]() ![]() ![]() This is by far the most erotic podcast thumbnail I've ever seen. |
>> | No. 441685
441685
I've noticed that the same white porn starlet looks incredibly gorgeous and radiant in her JAVs, but looks rather haggard and unhealthy in her western porn shoots. Makes me wonder what kind of tricks Japanese porn cinematographers/makeup artists/post production FX teams are hiding up their sleeves. I'm not much of a weeb but I think Japan is definitely the world's preeminent pornography superpower. If I had to show an alien species the peak of human eroticism and perversion, I would send them a collection of decensored JAV and hentai. |
>> | No. 441686
441686
>>441685 |
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441687
>>441685 |
>> | No. 441688
441688
Having a few and rewatching the Police Academy movies. I think comedy movies will never be as good as they were in the 80s-early 00s, before people (or the alien entities known as producers) became overly frightened of offending someone. |
>> | No. 441689
441689
>>441685 |
>> | No. 441697
441697
Might have a wank in a bit, idk |
>> | No. 441699
441699
Letting Geordies have electricity was a mistake. |
>> | No. 441702
441702
>>441688 |
>> | No. 441703
441703
48edd380-3ef4-41fe-97e1-dc426d5a2eac.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>441699 |
>> | No. 441704
441704
Just replaced the microswitches on my mouse with Japanese Omrons. 10/10, would recommend. |
>> | No. 441708
441708
>>441699 |
>> | No. 441709
441709
God, I miss girls. With their dead small hands and all the mad hairstyles they'd have, long, short, curly; it was grand. |
>> | No. 441710
441710
>>441699 |
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441711
>>441699 |
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441727
>>441688 |
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441730
>>441727 |
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441828
The Iranian (?) lady who shot up YouTube was so cool and hot. |
>> | No. 441832
441832
>>441730 |
>> | No. 441865
441865
I'm trying not to be a hair-trigger maniac with no self-control, but it does feel like the only other option to allow awful shit-houses to be rude, contemptuous and faintly cruel for seemingly no reason. |
>> | No. 441866
441866
4f5dd46a58ed957adda1411ff84f37b8.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I find myself listening to a lot of old Depeche Mode at the moment, sort of from Black Celebration to Ultra. |
>> | No. 441867
441867
>>441866 |
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441868
>>441867 |
>> | No. 441944
441944
Katherine Boyle in a sailor costume is what the world needs right now. |
>> | No. 441955
441955
What's that one song that's like "doot, doot, doot, like lovers do"? |
>> | No. 441962
441962
>>441955 |
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441964
>>441955>>441962 |
>> | No. 441966
441966
You know how some insecure young women make fake pornstar noises in bed because they think it's what blokes want, yeah? Do you reckon that's going to start happening with the ahegao thing? If so, thank god I'm getting old. |
>> | No. 441968
441968
>>441966 |
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441969
>>441962 |
>> | No. 441970
441970
Do any of you lads have a hairy dick? Pubes grow at least 50% of the way up on the underside of my cock. |
>> | No. 441971
441971
>>441970 |
>> | No. 441973
441973
d2fafm8-d592a7a6-2ffd-4b29-9c8d-034618b3da12.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Just been going through (and deleting) my old Facebook posts from when I was a stupid teenlad edgelord cunt. One of those posts was http://neave.tv. |
>> | No. 441979
441979
case-of-the-mondays.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I traded in a job where I genuinely had a good time working with the team and liked most of the work for a more prestigious title and an extra £500 a month after tax. I even left at 5 everyday. |
>> | No. 442023
442023
>>441979 |
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442025
asdf.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>439492 |
>> | No. 442036
442036
Not many seahorses about these days. |
>> | No. 442037
442037
>>442036 |
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442038
>>442036 |
>> | No. 442056
442056
The last Pharaoh was called Daza. |
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442058
>>442056 |
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442068
>>442036 |
>> | No. 442079
442079
Drank too much orange juice, insides feel bad. |
>> | No. 442084
442084
>>442079 |
>> | No. 442543
442543
Would a person who burps a lot also fart more than the average person? |
>> | No. 442545
442545
>>442543 |
>> | No. 442546
442546
Contemplation Bear.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Never realised that bears toes go opposite it ours before. |
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442547
>>442545 |
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>>442543 |
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442549
>>442548 |
>> | No. 442550
442550
I've got an idea for a thread that's not quite funny enough, shame. |
>> | No. 442551
442551
I've got work today, and I absolutely cannot be fucking arsed, even one bit. |
>> | No. 442552
442552
f39e7f4bc0eb25c0171d8bbd9f70a1e0.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Daft Punk have split up. |
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>>442552 |
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>>442553 |
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>>442554 |
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>>442553 |
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>>442556 |
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>>442555 |
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>>442558 |
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>>442559 |
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442561
>>442559>>442560 |
>> | No. 442562
442562
Excuse me, I misspoke, it is the supreme video streaming service. |
>> | No. 442563
442563
>>442560 |
>> | No. 442564
442564
Less than a mile before brand new inner tube and tyre grenaded themselves. Serves me right for buying eBay's cheapest, but I've never had a problem before. |
>> | No. 442566
442566
>>442564 |
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442567
>>442564 |
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442569
tyre.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442566 |
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442576
>>442569 |
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442577
>>442569 |
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442578
>>442577 |
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442579
>>442578 |
>> | No. 442580
442580
The sky's so radiant and blue and my room so warm that I'm loath to go outside and force myself to accept that it's not yet midsummer. |
>> | No. 442581
442581
>>442580 |
>> | No. 442643
442643
I was going to make a serious post about the anxiety of growing up but I have a more pressing thought: |
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442644
>>442643 |
>> | No. 442659
442659
Watching a show with a Welsh bloke playing an English bloke with dialogue written by Americans. Highly uncanny. |
>> | No. 442660
442660
I know this is common sense but don't try and vacuum your cock, especially if you're wearing jogger bottoms. It's a good job I've already had the snip or I'd have been worried that I'd managed to detach at least one bollock from my body. |
>> | No. 442661
442661
l_10175294_004.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442660 |
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442662
>>442660 |
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442663
>>442661 |
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442664
>>442663 |
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442665
5028965676158.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442663 |
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442667
>>442662 |
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442668
>>442665 |
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442669
>>442668 |
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442670
>>442668 |
>> | No. 442672
442672
I'm very cynical and ungrateful in general but find myself weirdly comforted by tech sometimes in the sense that you just need internet, some charge and a phone and you can browse aimlessly for hours. |
>> | No. 442673
442673
>>442672 |
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442674
>>442673 |
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>>442673 |
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442676
A comic from 2012.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442675 |
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442681
>>442676 |
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>>442676 |
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442683
>>442676 |
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442685
>>442683 |
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442686
EJ-gXCYXsAASzxK.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442683 |
>> | No. 442687
442687
I can torrent, and I do. But ten years ago you didn't have to, because you could search "Band Name, Album Name - Mediafire" and get it that way, before the looming threat of SOPA and that whole Kim Dotcom affair made those sites go straight. So what I'm getting at is that between widespread torrenting and wholly above board streaming sites there was a break, which maybe I'm over emphasising, but it seems relavent. |
>> | No. 442688
442688
Computers are for offices and nerds. The young people use their phones for everything, granddad. |
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442689
>>442686 |
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>>442689 |
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>>442686 |
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>>442691 |
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>>442686 |
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>>442693 |
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442695
downloading-communism.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442693 |
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442696
eb2.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442695 |
>> | No. 442697
442697
All this piracy talk is getting me really nostalgic. Someone needs to make a good documentary on it all. |
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442698
>>442697 |
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442699
>>442698 |
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>>442698 |
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>>442698 |
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>>442699 |
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442703
>>442700 |
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442710
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2021/mar/02/wentworth-golf-club-reignwood-yan-bin |
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442711
>>442710 |
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442712
>>442710 |
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442717
>>442712 |
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>>442712 |
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442719
>>442717 |
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>>442719 |
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>>442721 |
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442728
>>442721 |
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>>442728 |
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>>442729 |
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>>442730 |
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442732
>>442729 |
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>>442732 |
>> | No. 442735
442735
One of these days I'll end up working at the LGI (I don't want to, it's just coming down the tracks as an uncomfortable inevitability) and at that point you might find a buyer. |
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442737
>>442735 |
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442738
>>442737 |
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442740
>>442729 |
>> | No. 442741
442741
I'm thinking, and it's only a thought, that just because I buy this bit of computer hardware I'm not actually going to become productive. |
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442742
>>442741 |
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442743
>>442742 |
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442744
>>442743 |
>> | No. 442747
442747
Came across a video on the front page of rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk with no context contained in the video, it is a man being beaten in India by a group of women with rocks and sticks, everyone on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk is saying things like "serves him right", "should have killed him" level shit, for what? We don't even know what he did. The video is suspiciously starts in a way that gives no context, it starts with him throwing a woman to the ground but at that point the other women are already armed and advancing on him. |
>> | No. 442749
442749
ppxrorkadmv51.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442747 |
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442750
>>442749 |
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442751
>>442750 |
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442752
>>442749 |
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442753
>>442752 |
>> | No. 442754
442754
I just had a look and can't see any posts at all that fit the description given in >>442752 despite scrolling a few screens down on "Hot", "New" and whatever the other one is. That says something about someone anyway. |
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442755
0qpzggy1agl61.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442754 |
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442756
>>442755 |
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442757
urwbMioE_400x400.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442755>>442756 |
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442758
>>442754 |
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442759
>>442758 |
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442760
>>442759 |
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442761
>>442760 |
>> | No. 442762
442762
Just saw the bare breast of someone born in 2002, very odd. |
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442763
>>442762 |
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442764
>>442763 |
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442765
>>442763 |
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442766
>>442765 |
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>>442765 |
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442768
>>442766 |
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442769
>>442767 |
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442771
>>442768 |
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442772
>>442769 |
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442773
>>442771 |
>> | No. 442775
442775
I felt a bit uncomfortable today because I noticed that everyone in my team barring me and a colleague 10 years my junior is married. There's not many who are older or the same age as me either. |
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442778
>>442775 |
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442780
>>442778 |
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442782
>>442775 |
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442783
>>442763 |
>> | No. 442784
442784
Sodding character limit. |
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442785
>>442782 |
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442786
>>442785 |
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442787
>>442786 |
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442788
>>442787 |
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442789
I keep seeing Lindybeige nearly everywhere I go. I hope he doesn't think I'm stalking him. |
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442790
>>442786 |
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442791
>>442786 |
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442792
>>442791 |
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442793
>>442786 |
>> | No. 442794
442794
I started a new team remotely during the pandemic and I'm just fucking useless. I can't stop fucking up. |
>> | No. 442822
442822
katdennings.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Now's my chance. |
>> | No. 442823
442823
>>442794 |
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442824
>>442822 |
>> | No. 442826
442826
I don't know what to do with myself this evening. I'm not in the mood to play a game or watch anything nor do I want to do any work because I can't be arsed. I'll pre-empt your inevitable suggestion and go for a walk for the sake of it because at least it gets me out the house. |
>> | No. 442827
442827
>>442826 |
>> | No. 442828
442828
>>442826 |
>> | No. 442829
442829
>Walk-suggestion-lad here. Great call. I've just got in from a brisk 4.3m myself. |
>> | No. 442830
442830
I've apparently developed an anxiety disorder. I don't even know what I'm anxious about, being anxious and depressed I guess, isn't that fucking stupid? Worrying about worrying. |
>> | No. 442831
442831
>>442827 |
>> | No. 442834
442834
A lorry with "vacuum excavation" just pulled up outside. I'm not sure what that is exactly, but I bet it's really bloody loud. |
>> | No. 442841
442841
>>442834 |
>> | No. 442842
442842
This sort of thing? |
>> | No. 442843
442843
>>442841 |
>> | No. 442844
442844
I didn't do the vocational bit to become a barrister right after I got my law degree. Instead I pissed about on a Masters before getting a law-ish job to build up experience because I was frightened that I'd only get into debt and not find someone willing to take me on. |
>> | No. 442845
442845
>>442844 |
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442846
>>442844 |
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442848
>>442844 |
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442850
>>442844 |
>> | No. 442851
442851
I feel overwhelmed. |
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442852
>>442851 |
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442853
>>442851 |
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442854
>>442853 |
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442855
>>442854 |
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442856
>>442855 |
>> | No. 442906
442906
Lots of people use subtitles these days. I don't know if it's because actors mumble these days or the background music and sound effects are too loud, but I know a lot of parents watch TV with subtitles on to help their kids learn to read. |
>> | No. 442907
442907
>>442906 |
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442908
>>442856 |
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442909
>>442907 |
>> | No. 442910
442910
Pretty nice day out - not too hot or too cold. Apparently tomorrow might even be called 'warm'. |
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442911
>>442910 |
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442927
>>442910 |
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442928
>>442910 |
>> | No. 443027
443027
I genuinely don't know when was the last time my penis felt direct sunlight. |
>> | No. 443028
443028
>>443027 |
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443029
>>443028 |
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443030
>>443029 |
>> | No. 443031
443031
Fuck sake, DMX might die. |
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443032
>>443030 |
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443033
>>443032 |
>> | No. 443034
443034
I'm proud to say that my knob has seen the sun as recently as a couple of days ago, when I pissed in the springtime verdancy of Northumberland national park. |
>> | No. 443037
443037
The bloke off of Philosophy Tube is a bird now. Quite fit, but still quite annoying. |
>> | No. 443038
443038
>>443037 |
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443039
>>443037 |
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443040
>>443039 |
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443041
>>443040 |
>> | No. 443042
443042
She talks about philosphy on YouTube for a living? Is she posh? Are you daft? |
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443043
>>443042 |
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443044
>>443037 |
>> | No. 443045
443045
BBC Weather.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I was promised sleet and all kinds of grey horribleness this coming Monday, now it's just more sun. Crock of shit. |
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443046
>>443045 |
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443047
>>443044 |
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443048
>>443047 |
>> | No. 443050
443050
ExdJFAPWUAAhSoE.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Read to the end; your brain will fully melt. |
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443051
>>443050 |
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443052
>>443050 |
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443053
>>443051 |
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443054
sasha-shulgin-portrait.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>443053 |
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443055
>>443054 |
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443056
>>443054 |
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443057
>>443050 |
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443058
>>443057 |
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443059
>>443058 |
>> | No. 443366
443366
Air dehumidifiers/air purifiers snake oil or do they actually have noticeable benefits? I can imagine them being good for the likes of asthmatics but what about for regular people? |
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443367
P1000088_new.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>443366 |
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443368
>>443367 |
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443371
>>443366 |
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443372
>>443366 |
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443373
>>443371 |
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443402
>>443366 |
>> | No. 443406
443406
_118103375_gettyimages-1313160930.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Neil Robertson really needs a haircut. |
>> | No. 443416
443416
I just heard a recording of my own voice for the first time in about 6 years and I wasn't prepared for it. It's the change that has gotten me, more timid and middling but much clearer than I'd been led to believe. |
>> | No. 443420
443420
I was watching Trip Hazard on Channel 4. It featured a B&B where you could pay £250 to spend the night in the stables, sharing your room with a horse. Do the owners not realise that people are going to fuck the horse? Are they OK with it? Did Channel 4 realise that they were basically advertising a horse brothel on national TV? |
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443421
>>443420 |
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443422
>>443420 |
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443423
hostunusual.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>443422 |
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443424
>>443423 |
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443425
>>443424 |
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443426
>>443425 |
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443427
>>443425 |
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443428
>>443423 |
>> | No. 443429
443429
See, I had a suspiscion there was some projection going on when I saw the horse shagging brought up. |
>> | No. 443430
443430
bucket_of_doom.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's my lucky day, apparently. |
>> | No. 443431
443431
>>443429 |
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443432
>>443430 |
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443433
>>443432 |
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443434
>>443433 |
>> | No. 443435
443435
Careful now |
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443436
>>443423 |
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443437
>>443434 |
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443438
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443439
>>443437 |
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443440
>>443439 |
>> | No. 443441
443441
Listen I'm the resident furfag and even I think you lot are sick in the head. I'm sure you must know how damning of an indictment that is. |
>> | No. 443451
443451
>>443439 |
>> | No. 443453
443453
There aren't enough hours in the day for someone (with a great big pile of miserable shit for brains) like me. |
>> | No. 443455
443455
>>443451 |
>> | No. 443465
443465
Imagine a parallel universe where gorillas rule the Earth and they kept making movies about a giant naked human. |
>> | No. 443485
443485
I went to two supermarkets and two one pound shops in search of plastic straws to clean my mechanical keyboard, but had to settle on getting the paper variety. Turns out the government banned plastic straws back in October 2020. |
>> | No. 443486
443486
>>443485 |
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443487
>>443485 |
>> | No. 443488
443488
I had to wait in all day for some bullshit and tomorrow the weather's going to hell so no nice long walk in the Sun for this dickhead. |
>> | No. 443490
443490
>>443488 |
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443491
>>443486 |
>> | No. 443494
443494
I mildly fancy one of the girls at my local supermarket. She can't be much younger than me which is a bit sus but she seems good at what she does and takes no shit from people trying to cheat the self-service. |
>> | No. 443495
443495
I'm in the process of being offered a job elsewhere, while simultaneously being up for a contract renewal / promotion where I currently work. I very much intend to take the other job, but it won't be available for a couple more months. |
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443496
>>443495 |
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443497
>>443495 |
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443504
>>443496 |
>> | No. 443505
443505
England's shit. |
>> | No. 443506
443506
I think people on twitter complaining about non black people wearing cornrows or dreads might finally be the thing that turns me racist. |
>> | No. 443507
443507
>>443506 |
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443508
>>443506 |
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443509
>>443507 |
>> | No. 443510
443510
Twitter should be for Vorderposting only. |
>> | No. 443522
443522
Flag weirdos down the street have lowered said flag to half mast again. I'm assuming it's in solidarity with Noel Clarke. |
>> | No. 443523
443523
>>443522 |
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443524
>>443522 |
>> | No. 443525
443525
Is it okay to design and propose a new national operation mostly because you decided when you were drunk that you wanted an HGV licence and work could pay for it since you'd have to do training for the rollout? It'll actually save us money and give us greater overall control of our scheduling, but it really is just because I want to buy a car transporter but didn't want to pay two grand to learn how to drive it. I think I'm in too deep. Why am I like this and why has nobody noticed I'm a child. |
>> | No. 443526
443526
>>443525 |
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443529
>>443526 |
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443530
>>443526 |
>> | No. 443541
443541
I'm going to be offered my bosses job this month. Or rather it'll be coronation whether I like it or not. Not too happy about this. Think endless meetings, reading dry essays and long hours for money I don't really need at the cost of my work/wank balance. To top it off, while I lead on areas all the time and solve problems, I strongly dislike management hierarchy. I really just want everyone to fuck off and leave me alone frankly which is coincidentally when I do my best work. |
>> | No. 443542
443542
>>443541 |
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443546
>>443530 |
>> | No. 443589
443589
Just shat my sleep schedual through a bin bag by "having a nap" earlier in the evening. Five hours is way too long for a quick kip though, that's a full on sleep, men have won wars having slept fewer hours than that. |
>> | No. 443590
443590
>>443589 |
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443598
>>443589 |
>> | No. 445507
445507
Could humans regularly be around 7' tall in a few hundred years? |
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445508
>>445507 |
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445509
>>445508 |
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445510
>>445507 |
>> | No. 445701
445701
People like mood lighting |
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445702
>>445701 |
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445704
>>445702 |
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445706
>>445704 |
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445707
>>445701 |
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445710
>>445707 |
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445718
>>445710 |
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445720
>>445718 |
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445721
>>445720 |
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445722
>>445721 |
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445723
>>445721 |
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445724
>>445723 |
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445727
>>445724 |
>> | No. 445976
445976
Years and years ago there was hysteria about deep vein thrombosis and it was always in the news but you never hear about it at all these days. |
>> | No. 445978
445978
>>445727 |
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445984
>>445976 |
>> | No. 446612
446612
MMsMars-20170627031224668.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() How long have M&Ms been using the same advert? It feels like I've watched the "now the biting makes sense!" advert for the best part of 20 years. |
>> | No. 446624
446624
>>446612 |
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446625
>>446612 |
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446634
>>446612 |
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446635
>>446634 |
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446641
>>446634 |
>> | No. 446915
446915
If prices go up with inflation does this mean that in a hundred years or whatever a minimum wage salary would eventually reach £100,000 or would they decide to reset everything at some point to stop it getting out of control? |
>> | No. 446916
446916
>>446915 |
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446917
s-l1000.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>446915 |
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446918
>>446916 |
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446920
>>446918 |
>> | No. 447745
447745
My son's been hit by a car. He's with his mum in A&E and they're awaiting x-rays but it doesn't sound like it's too serious. I feel like I'm going to throw up and my head keeps spinning. Is there any effective way to shake this off or do I just have to ride it out? |
>> | No. 447747
447747
>>447745 |
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447754
>>447747 |
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447758
>>447745 |
>> | No. 447995
447995
I am going to post my reviews of Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custards assorted flavour powders here, since a while back I ordered a bag of unflavoured unsweetened Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custard and a pack of assorted Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custard flavour sachets. |
>> | No. 448012
448012
>>447995 |
>> | No. 448334
448334
What do people who don't pick their nose do when they get a bogey up there? |
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448335
>>448334 |
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448336
>>448334 |
>> | No. 448785
448785
Can animals burp? I know they can fart and sneeze but I've no idea if they can burp or get hiccups. |
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448786
>>448785 |
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448787
>>448785 |
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448788
>>448785 |
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448789
>>448787 |
>> | No. 448792
448792
Texel_boys.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>448789 They are a small misfit flock, castoffs from a friend who started with a flock of randoms then went commercial. They range from tiny but devious through midsized tank-like unstoppables to massive Texels. Just pets, all girls, I'm not breeding from (or with) them, or planning to eat them unless things get really hairy. |
>> | No. 448802
448802
>>448785 |
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448803
>>448802 |
>> | No. 448804
448804
Apparently cats don't burp because they breathe more through their noses than their mouths, but they can get hiccups. |
>> | No. 448805
448805
>>448802 |
>> | No. 448806
448806
FHRdQWiXIAcNp2Y.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I really want to hatefuck Katherine Ryan. Something about her smug, preachy attitude and fake bimbo face. |
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448807
>>448806 |
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448808
s465_Priti_Patel.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>448806 |
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448809
1080full-katherine-ryan[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>448807 |
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448810
Screenshot_20220105_225317.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>448807 |
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448811
-methode-times-prod-web-bin-91696f54-6313-11ec-ab4.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>448809 |
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448812
>>448811 |
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448813
>>448812 |
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448814
>>448813 |
>> | No. 448815
448815
I'm on holiday this week but it doesn't feel like I've been able to recuperate at all. Partly that's because we've just had Christmas but also because I can't seem to unwind, I wish I'd stayed at home and taken a proper week to live the NEET life I really want. |
>> | No. 448952
448952
I've not liked playing xbox (or getting into it properly) for years now and I got given an old xbox one as a present a few years ago. |
>> | No. 450252
450252
FROMAGE FRAIS IS CHEESE RATHER THAN YOGHURT. |
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450254
>>450252 |
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450255
>>450254 |
>> | No. 450264
450264
0_DICK-DOM-in-da-BUNGALOW.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() What do you reckon Dick & Dom are up to these days? |
>> | No. 450265
450265
>>450264 |
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450267
FKCy_sNXsAQSX0b.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>450265 |
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450268
>>450264 |
>> | No. 450423
450423
I feel far more apathetic, politically speaking, than I ever have done before. Even if we got rid of a Conservative government obsessed with whoring the country to the remorseless tide of global capital, they’d only be back in a decade or so to start all over. Plus it’s not like Labour would have reversed the damage in that time, meaning we’ve got a one step forward two steps back situation at best. I don’t mean to politicise the thread, but that’s where I’m at when I’m not being unbearably paranoid about my health. |
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450427
>>450423 |
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450432
>>450423 |
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450433
>>450264 |
>> | No. 450507
450507
I saw an old mate today that I hadn't seen for close to 10 years. You 'know when life gets in the way but even after all those years you immediately fall back into the old dynamic from your 20s and it's like you had only seen each other yesterday. |
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450514
>>450507 |
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450515
>>450514 |
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450519
>>450507 |
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450522
>>450519 |
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450523
>>450515 |
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450524
>>450507 |
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450525
>>450524 |
>> | No. 450530
450530
You are all a bunch of milquetoast faggots who never lived. I'd suggest killing yourself but there's nothing to kill. |
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450532
>>450530 |
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450534
>>450530 |
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450535
>>450534 |
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450537
Filipino crossdresser flaked out at the last minute. At this rate I'll never enrich anyone with my beefy loads. |
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450538
>>450534 |
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450542
>>450524 |
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450543
>>448336 |
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450583
checkmate-zapp.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>450542 |
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450584
I reyt need a poo. |
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wee-bey-oh-shit.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() Percent |
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This Morbius film looks to be the cultural turn against Jared Leto I've been hoping for for so long now. |
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08.11.2019-Camp-Mars-29-1024x507.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>450608 |
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orv-205-isaacwifebeater.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't like dumping people. Everyone takes it well but I always find it makes me reflective and drained, you'd think it was just the opportunity loss but in reality I think it's because the people I'm dumping are almost never bad people and really it's all my fault that I'm hurting them because I don't see them as enough for a long-term relationship. I know of course the other road is worse where I continue in a doomed relationship for greed but I only become resentful in those situations. |
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451907
There was a program on Radio 4 as I was driving home, and because Radio 4 is literally nothing but highly privileged upper middle class women whinging about bollocks nowadays, there was a program about women bird watchers talking about how it feels to be a woman bird watcher going out bird watching alone as a woman who is female and a woman. |
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I know it doesn't make any sense at all to us, but just assume that seeing an unexpected penis is the absolute most terrifying thing that can possibly happen to a woman. I don't know why they're like this, but they are. Unexpected penises are like that old gif of the Asian woman who yawns and a giant spider crawls out of her mouth. They're absolute day-ruiners, and there's nothing you can do. There are probably things men do which women don't understand either. |
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>>451907 |
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You know what would make women feel safer? Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. Saudi Arabia has less violence against women in their society. |
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>>451924 |
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56eb3244f2918.image.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I like to spend my time naked at home. I wouldn't say that I'm a nudist but if its warm enough to get away with it then I don't see why I should wear clothes - I bet everyone would do it if they could. Obviously I put a towel down on the computer chair to avoid any accidental skidders. |
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>>451938 |
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451941
old men in the locker room.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Home nudism, reactionary politics, revisiting all the music you listened to as a teenager, obsessing over large women, you lot are measurably turning into old men. |
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452151
I turned off the age barriers on my dating profile and now I'm getting bombarded with likes from older women in their late-30s and 40s. Sadly I've now realised that it's not nearly as sordid as I like to think given I'm also in my 30s. |
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454845
Why do weebs like Asian women? I know they're obsessed with Japanese culture, but anime girls usually have huge eyes and look fuck all like actual Japanese womenfolk. |
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>>454845 |
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454849
I'm an awful prick, I hate someone like me. I'd hate someone who liked me even more. |
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454914
Y'know when people are offended by an BRILLIANT joke, like usually the ones based on a bit of a stereotype or targeting a particular demographic to make an observation about. It occurs to me that the level or indignation caused by such a joke is nearly always directly correlated with the accuracy of the observation/stereotype. |
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>>454914 |
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I LOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKHEAD |
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>>454918 |
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>>454921>>454922 |
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454927
There's always going to be some dickhead out there who thinks you're a dickhead. You might as well just be a dickhead and not worry about what some other dickhead thinks. |
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>>454927 |
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455949
Soy_Sauce_Product_Lined_large.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Alright, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? It's Japanese so it's fermented, which apparently means it smells like a mixture of wine and gone off food. It also tastes like arse compared with normal Chinese soy sauce. |
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How does standard deviation in the size of animals compare to humans. |
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>>457813 |
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457815
I've somehow, accidentally, become a sort of hippy minimalist without the branding or desire to rub it in people's faces (apart from this post here of course). |
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457832
1393854937109.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>457815 |
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>>457832 |
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457943
I just found some floor Toblerone. I have no idea how long it's been there, but it looked a bit dark and it smelled bad. I'm not gonna eat it but it got me curious. With cheese you can cut off the outside layer if it's gone a bit funky and the inside should be okay. Can you do the same with chocolate? |
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>>457943 |
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>>457832 |
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457953
03-23.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I think I've figured out a way to have infinite carrots. |
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>>457953 |
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457959
I find it worrying how I am but a thin thread away from just giving in at times. |
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Screenshot 2023-05-15 102439.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>457959 |
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>>457959 |
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457995
image.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() 1. Something about the weather warming up has made me incredibly horny. |
>> | No. 458000
458000
I made jerk chicken for lunch and one hour later I can already feel it burning a hole in my stomach. I used to be able to handle spicy foods but my relationship to heat is now a reverse R Kelly lyric: my body's telling me no, but my mind's telling me yes. |
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>>457995 |
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I prefer a nice medium cheddar, actually. Mature is overrated, and usually it's just overcompensating with "strength" to cover up the fact it's just not a very good cheese. |
>> | No. 458120
458120
This HBO situation has only strengthened my already firm belief that all those who work in marketing must be destroyed. |
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>>458120 |
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>>458121 |
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458598
I LOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKHEAD |
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459025
Untitled-design-4-1140x1140.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It feels like a lot of my childhood was spent watching people on gameshows putting sausage meat through machines. Kids these days don't know what they're missing out on. |
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459026
What's the minimum amount of money you'd accept to shit yourself in a public place? I think I'd accept £400 as long as I wasn't too far from home. |
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>>459026 |
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>>459027 |
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459051
You ever feel like getting in touch with your ex again? I'm not going to but I just noticed that one is still on my calls list on Whatsapp so I could and was thinking about her the other day. |
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459113
I'm becoming more and more like my dad than I'd like to admit. If I end up getting so angry I have to call the local radio station to have a rant on air I'll know I'm too far gone. |
>> | No. 459141
459141
Do you lads shampoo your pubes in the shower? |
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>>459141 |
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>>459141 |
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>>459141 |
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459161
Given that lots of shower gels say they're shampoos too, just what is the fundamental difference? |
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459186
>>459161 |
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459573
I find that I might as well be teetotal these days. I'll maybe have one or two beers in a month at most and as a result if I order a drink with my meal in a restaurant I'll actually get a little drunk after one, enough that I'm a little inebriated for the rest of the evening. I'm undecided on whether being a light-weight is a problem. |
>> | No. 459654
459654
If you think about it, one of the best events to capture a time traveller would be photographs from the millennium. Unfortunately it really was from a time before mass photography so we might never know how many we had. |
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>>459654 |
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feelings_books_grumpy_monkey_480x480.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've spent all weekend frustrated and generally a bit blue. It came over on Friday evening and has stuck around. Going to the gym helped get me out of it for awhile but I'm still temperamental and obviously it's best to just isolate myself and play computer games. |
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Smithersdolls.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>460040 |
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Nobody backsteats like .gs. We're unmatched. |
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What do you lads reckon Lady Sov is up to these days? |
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You don't really hear people talking about quangos these days. |
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460753
Friends.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I really clicked with a woman who was incredibly smart and educated, we got on well. This was talking to her online so eventually with everything going well I looked her up online and discovered that her profile pictures were a little dishonest in what she really looked like. To the level I felt sorry for her for what was clearly something that wasn't her fault. So I unmatched her. Feel kind of shit about that, it feels shallow even though I know that obviously I need to be attracted to a partner. |
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>>460753 |
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>>460768 |
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boob hand.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>460753 |
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461015
I keep a scented candle around to impress women and cover any unfortunate smells that I might not pick up on. You' know how everyone's home has a unique odour. |
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>>461015 |
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461454
FgmHD4NXwAYOkoz.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The future is fucking dead. In actual fact we're getting fucked back into feudalism by it, except this time around we don't even have access to proper fresh produce. Warehouse work and mass survailence is apparently the pinnacle of what humanity can accomplish, because despite the fact that twenty-five years ago we went into technological overdrive for a short period, all we did with the results was run head first into a door marked "pull to open". On the bright side we're making good work when it comes to treating many types of cancer, but that's probably offset by our DNA being 30% microplastics. We connected the entire planet, but instead of becoming best mates with a lad from Cameroon and marrying an Iranian woman you fell in love with while following her food blog, loneliness became an epidemic and the most commonly enjoyed pastime is telling people to kill themselves beneath newspaper articles. And no one knows what to do about any of this shit, but even if someone does, no one's listening to them because they're being drowned out by mutually parasitic rage mongering, or Arma 3 footage masquerading as a faked warcrime or worse still, inane, barely literate rambling like this. What a mess. |
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>>461015 |
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>>461455 |
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>>461456 |
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461472
I know this is going to sound daft but I was invited to my mates wedding 18 months ago and I mentally thought to myself that I'd make sure that I have a date for it. The months rolled on and women came and went and now I'm alone at Christmas and about to confirm my invitation. |
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>>461472 |
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>>461469 |
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>>461454 |
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>>461473 |
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>>461497 |
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461590
I quit smoking 3 years ago but I still miss it sometimes. The thing is that nicotine's physical addition is one thing but just the habit and general act of doing is quite nice. I don't know why but I could stand on my balcony at the moment having a nice fag even though it's cold. |
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>>461590 |
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13969763880_3023c45279_z.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Being a bloke is weird. I was horny earlier and added a girl I went to university with on Instagram who I'd had a short fling with. This was 10 years ago. I don't know why I did it, I'm seeing two rich and highly educated women at the moment, but one of them was being an arsehole earlier and implied I was a creep (she later apologised for it but I have a feeling she'll make a habit of it). The other is nice and actually very interesting to talk with but at the same time I'm not sure I'm attracted to her physically. |
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26fad481-e6f5-429f-b49c-66437b88b66e_510x340.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462363 |
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>>462364 |
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>>462371 |
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462386
The last time this happened Hadrian sent his best general all the way from Britannia along with 12 legions. He also repopulated the area with Greeks I think, but desperate times and all that. |
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462467
I wonder when someone will be found dead in their goon cave for the first time. Possibly it's already happened. |
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>>462467 |
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463148
latest.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Would it be worth having a thread about the various long-reads we'd recommend? |
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>>463148 |
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>>462467 |
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>>463170 |
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toitols.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>463148 |
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463259
I just watched a video where a young Yank lad flies his little prop plane across the country. Obviously you've got to be from a certain kind of background for learning to fly and buying a plane in your early 20s to be a possibility at all, no matter how cheaply you try to do it, but it wasn't jealousy or bitterness about the blind accident of birth and privilege that this video stirred in me (for a change). |
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>>463259 |
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>>463260 |
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>>463267 |
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>> | No. 463851
463851
I got banned from the Warhammer subrudgwick for saying "women just don't like playing with toy soldiers, it's not that deep", in response to someone's assertion that the reason don't want to play with toy soldiers is because the sea shepherd conservation society or the great whale or whatever. |
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>>463851 |
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hq720.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Someone should set up a charity for people who become memes/infamous through no fault of their own. You'd have a panel of judges to evaluate the evidence of course but I bet a few quid might make a difference and you might even make a side income doing the administration for it. |
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465265
IMG_0251-e1567066463143.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() While it's not exactly binary, you can say that bees are more complex individuals than ants - or rather they express different forms of intelligence with bees leaning more on the side of independent capabilities to solve puzzles, teach other, do little waggle dances to take the piss out of biologists. They even vote and probably do a better job of it than us. |
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>>463852 |
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465708
AskJeeves.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Imagine a world where Ask Jeeves became the dominate search engine instead of Google and we just came to think of AI assistants as having the personalities and mannerisms of butlers. |
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>>465708 |
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>>465709 |
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Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>465709 |
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465716
At least Android doesn't force you to have Google as your default search and open everything in Chrome if you use that search any more. I can have my phone be DuckDuckGo the whole way through. Now if only Microsoft would fuck off with fucking Bing. |
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I don't see the point in uninstalling it, but you can make the default browser setting work properly. |
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>>465729 |
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>>465731 |
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465736
>Literal "what are you feeling right now" |
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>>465736 |
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465738
I had a therapy session today. She asked me what I liked about being alive and I said tea, fags and fat arses. She thought I was taking the piss. I'm wondering if I should show her this place, but I'm not sure that'd help matters. |
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>>465738 |
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biggestseedbell.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>465747 |
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>>465739 |
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467072
Sometimes I don't know if I'm actually bisexual or simply have low self esteem and I'm grateful for any attention. |
>> | No. 467081
467081
Been awhile since I've heard any mention of TED talks. Good. |
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467083
I think we need to establish a formal policy if we leave a gap between post numbers and quotes, or put them directly on the line below. I hate to sound snobbish about imageboard etiquette but back in my day leaving the gap was normal procedure and I don't like change. It'd also rule it out as a deliberate variation to stop people trying to identify your posts. |
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468525
A dating app for restaurants. Hear me out. Take the UI for dating apps and make it about matching users to restaurants. Customers can choose to set their preferences (cuisines, cost, location, eat-in/collect/delivery) and then they swipe through various recommendations: |
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468529
>>468525 |
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468845
It's impossible to say "my cocaine" without sounding like you're saying "Michael Caine" in Michael Caine's voice. |
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469741
A few days ago I saw a dead fox floating in a canal, I think it was a young one that I'd seen running about for a few months. It was tame and even surprised me once running passed me with another fox. Poor bugger must've fell in and then been unable to find a way to lift himself out of the water before the cold got to him. It reminds me of a similar situation a few weeks back where someone's dog got out at the train station and ran onto the line. It tried to jump to the other side but couldn't make the jump so it just slowly walked along the tracks while people on either side tried to encourage it to come over so they could pull it up. |
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469742
>>469741 |
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470458
I remembered this video and it made me wonder how different we could make sex through virtual or augmented reality: |
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Demolition man.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470458 |
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shame cube.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470459 |
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>>470458 |
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470637
I've started playing a new mental game when I'm walking in a crowded area of picturing what would happen and what my plan would be if everyone around me went insane and started trying to kill me. Obviously I don't expect to get far but depending on where I am I could probably knock a few down before they get me on the ground and have me. |
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470638
>>470637 |
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470648
I ate too many sweets while trying my hand at low-light photography and gave myself the kind of stomach ache I don't think I've experienced since I was in primary school. |
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>>470638 |
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Shield Wall!-617499887.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470649 |
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>>470663 |
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Bring Northern Irish and racist is like living in a muck heap and complaining about someone wearing too much aftershave. |
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470855
MV5BY2VkY2RjZDAtNDA5Mi00ZmY4LTlm.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Last night I made an impulse purchase of a multipack of 'American' cream cakes from Lidl. They were on that regular America week they do so I felt compelled to get myself something nice and I couldn't remember what Twinkies are like. Needless to say I soon rediscovered that they're vile disappointing things, but I still ate most of them while watching telly. |
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I was already arsed to cook tonight so you bastards inspired me to get a Maccies. It's my first (and likely only) one this month so I don't think it'll hurt that much in the end. They didn't have the Biscoff McFlurry in though, so I had to get Oreo. |
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On reflection, we really should do something about highly processed food. It really is just as bad as cigarettes through being designed to hijack our reward system but it's everywhere around us all the time to the level that supermarkets are designed around forces it into your face when you walk around. |
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I am feeling pleased with my efforts. 15 whole days without any sweets. This mightn't sound like much, but during the first quarter of this year I was making runs to the shops just to buy bags of doughnuts or packs biscuits almost every day, so I'm considerably better off than that. |
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