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>> No. 430053 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 8:53 am
430053 Literal "what are you feeling right now" thread
Shamelessly stealing the very excellent idea from >>/101/28964

Here is a place to post utterly inane observations about your current state of being.

---Start---

I like birds but starlings are a massive noisy pain in the arse.
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>> No. 430055 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 8:55 am
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The wind's got up.
>> No. 430056 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 9:01 am
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This is half the threads we have already? Isn't it? At this rate we'll just have one ".gs thread, for .gs things" and that'll be that.
>> No. 430057 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 9:05 am
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>>430056

I thought we had to do it while not interacting with each other too but I'm breaking that rule already.
>> No. 430058 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 10:29 am
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>>430056

This is really what /*/ makes the site anyway if you think about it.
>> No. 430060 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 12:18 pm
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Woke up a bit emotional so I've gotten high and trying to balance it out with a big cup of black coffee. Feeling better, considering therapy.
>> No. 430061 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 12:44 pm
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I'm usually not affected by deaths as I accept that's how the world works and I've always been a bit emotionally distant but just sometimes I'll hear about one that hits me. Strange feeling.
>> No. 430062 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 1:54 pm
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>>430061

Back at uni, a lad from one of my study groups died in a motorbike accident just minutes after we said goodbye after a class. The theory was that he got distracted while overtaking a car on a dual carriageway on his way home and failed to notice that there was a temporary maintenance barrier in the outer lane which he tried to swerve back into, where they were cutting back some trees and bushes along the carriageway. He hit the barrier head-on and was killed instantly.

I can't say we were friends, he was in my study group, but we never went and did things together. It really stayed with me for a long time though and was one of the most eerie things that I ever witnessed. How often does it happen that you talk to somebody who is only ten minutes away from death, and until that moment has as little of an idea as everybody else around him of his immediately impending doom.
>> No. 430063 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 2:03 pm
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>>430060
The coffee I bought a few days ago smells better than it tastes.
>> No. 430064 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 2:41 pm
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Hate, a desire to slash tires, anger.
>> No. 430065 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 2:47 pm
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>>430064
>a desire to slash tires
There's nothing wrong with acting constructively out of anger. Hell, at this point it's practically a good citizen's civic duty. My only advice would be to, if you can, avoid targeting someone who might dispose of the tyres through incineration, as that would be totally counterproductive.
>> No. 430067 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 3:00 pm
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We try and pretend that toast with marmite or whatever is nicer but nothing beats simple buttered toast when you're hungry.
This thread is going to turn into a low-budget Jenny Holzer exhibit.
>> No. 430068 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 3:29 pm
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>>430064

Make sure they're something like 20'' low-section tyres or some other exotic size that will be a nightmare to replace. People who drive cars with bog standard 195x55x16 wheels a) haven't got much money and therefore aren't worth your aggression, and b) those tyres can be replaced practically for a song.
>> No. 430070 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 3:57 pm
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>>430061
Feeling exactly the same way today on learning that Black is gone.
>> No. 430082 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 9:58 pm
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>>430063
I get that. The other week I was using beans and grinding them fresh, didn't seem to smell as good but tasted a lot better.
>> No. 430086 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 10:59 pm
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>>430070
It has made me very sad tonight thinking she has gone. I only met her a few times, and she stayed at my house once, I really liked her. She spoke plenty on here at different times. Others here saw her much more and will also be feeling her loss in some way.
>> No. 430107 Anonymous
1st September 2019
Sunday 8:26 am
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I really need to crack my back.
>> No. 430111 Anonymous
1st September 2019
Sunday 10:00 am
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I want to go to a massage place but I'm concerned that I'll accidentally go to one of the ones that is really just about selling you a handjob. It's not that I don't want to be wanked off on a folding table, it's more that I assume in those sorts of places you just won't get a very good massage, and that's my primary focus. If there's a place that'll do a proper sports massage and then wank me off then that'd be fine.
>> No. 430112 Anonymous
1st September 2019
Sunday 10:54 am
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>>430111
I know just the place for you.

https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/man-s-massage-parlour-madness-1-936143/
>> No. 430113 Anonymous
1st September 2019
Sunday 1:29 pm
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>>430082
These ones don't taste too good neither in an espresso machine, nor in a moka, nor in a cezve.
Bugger.
And the seller had assured me the beans were of the strongest aroma/effect variety.
>> No. 430119 Anonymous
1st September 2019
Sunday 6:10 pm
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Bit too loud outside.
Didn't spoil my evening walk though.
>> No. 430120 Anonymous
1st September 2019
Sunday 6:18 pm
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>>430119
*n
>> No. 430122 Anonymous
1st September 2019
Sunday 7:36 pm
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>>430120
If something spoils my evening wanks, it dies. Full stop.
Also I'd like a cup of really strong black tea with milk. Not sure why, I don't usually drink tea with milk.
>> No. 430150 Anonymous
2nd September 2019
Monday 6:19 pm
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Another day has almost passed.
>> No. 430151 Anonymous
2nd September 2019
Monday 6:43 pm
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Humans spend way too much time eating and shitting. Sometimes I think that's all my life really is, a cycle of putting things in one of my holes and shitting it out the other, and occasionally putting things in that hole too, or part of my body in a lady's holes. Everything in between is just filler, the real events of life are food and big dumps.

I keep having really big dumps recently, even when I feel like I haven't eaten much. I feel like my arse has loosened over the years, and even when it only feels like a few little nuggets I'll look down afterwards and see a log bigger than my cock. I have a dildo the same size as my cock and it hurts like fuck to try get that up my arse. But a massive turd slips out effortlessly.

yes this is a literal shitpost, from the shitter
>> No. 430152 Anonymous
2nd September 2019
Monday 6:53 pm
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>>430151
>I have a dildo the same size as my cock
Lame.
>> No. 430153 Anonymous
2nd September 2019
Monday 7:07 pm
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>>430152

It's too girthy quite honestly. My favourite is the one that's a bit longer but more slender.
>> No. 430155 Anonymous
2nd September 2019
Monday 7:16 pm
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>>430122
> Also I'd like a cup of really strong black tea with milk
Those three mugs hit the spot.
>> No. 430271 Anonymous
6th September 2019
Friday 2:19 pm
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Just pondering what I'll have to look forward to in the future, given the dire outlook of any meaningful action on climate change.

I wish green allied people and political parties weren't so stubbornly anti-nuclear. It's the only weapon we have right now that can maintain our society with low carbon energy, the other option being putting the brakes on capitalism and the endless consumption cycle. But that will never happen. ffs do we really need a new TV, phone, computer, car every few years? We've become hyper efficient at producing these things with a given amount of energy, but is producing these things the most efficient thing to do with our energy given the state of our society? (Fucking no it isn't).
>> No. 430272 Anonymous
6th September 2019
Friday 2:23 pm
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>>430271

Just thinking about it the things I've bought in the past two decades haven't meaningfully improved my life. Go back 20 years to the dark and dingy times of 2001 where computers were slower and you had to phone or text people to keep up with communication trends, what a nightmare. Technilogy is great at facilitating the things that make life feel good - social interation, learning and exploration - but we reached a peak for that some time ago and have just been advancing into a weird hedonism since. The best times you can have are just old fashioned things spending time with other people and enjoying nature.
>> No. 430353 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 7:20 pm
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These petit pois I've bought from Sainsbury's aren't very petit.
>> No. 430354 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 7:24 pm
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>>430353

How pois are they?
>> No. 430355 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 9:10 pm
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>>430271

>ffs do we really need a new TV, phone, computer, car every few years?

The car really matters (~8 to 25 tonnes of CO2) but the TV (~150kg CO2) or phone (~60kg CO2) isn't really a big deal in the scheme of things. A new laptop has about the same carbon footprint as a leg of lamb.

Your carbon footprint is dominated by heating, eating and transport; everything else is basically insignificant. We need systematic changes to those things, but we also need to take personal responsibility.
>> No. 430356 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 9:11 pm
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>>430355
>A new laptop has about the same carbon footprint as a leg of lamb.
I guess a new laptop every week would be fine.
>> No. 430358 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 9:13 pm
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>>430356

No, but a leg of lamb every three years is OK. I hope you like tofu.
>> No. 430360 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 9:42 pm
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>>430358

Sadly, synthetic or cultured meat isn't the answer if you want to have steak every other day:


https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47283162

>Cultured lab meat may make climate change worse

>Growing meat in the laboratory may do more damage to the climate in the long run than meat from cattle, say scientists.

>Researchers are looking for alternatives to traditional meat because farming animals is helping to drive up global temperatures.

>However, meat grown in the lab may make matters worse in some circumstances.

>Researchers say it depends on how the energy to make the lab meat is produced.


So in other words, unless your synthetic meat was grown with solar or wind power, it solves no problems and we may as well just keep having a leg of lamb regularly.
>> No. 430361 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 9:45 pm
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>>430358
For some reason most of the emissions charts I can find lump beef and lamb together.
>> No. 430364 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 10:59 pm
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>>430358
From my cold, dead hands, m7.
>> No. 430365 Anonymous
8th September 2019
Sunday 11:06 pm
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>>430364

I know they serve chips in little metal buckets and sandwiches on slates these days, but eating tofu from a cold dead hand is really avant garde.
>> No. 430371 Anonymous
9th September 2019
Monday 3:28 pm
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Someone in London has died after they started hitting the windscreen of a car with the butt of a shotgun and accidentally ended up shooting themselves. Funniest thing I've heard in a while.
>> No. 430372 Anonymous
9th September 2019
Monday 4:11 pm
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>>430371
Someone desperately wanted to enter the Darwin Awards promotional vehicle it seems.
That person succeeded.
>> No. 430380 Anonymous
10th September 2019
Tuesday 12:11 pm
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They're remaking Face/Off. They need to fuck the fuck off.
>> No. 430383 Anonymous
10th September 2019
Tuesday 7:19 pm
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>>430380

Second rate action flick when it first came out. No need to revisit that kind of plot or premise.
>> No. 430384 Anonymous
10th September 2019
Tuesday 7:48 pm
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>>43038
Since I really struggle to tell who's who in films unless they reliably wear the same clothes, Face/off was doubly shit for me. Hard to see how a re/make will add much (unless they do something cunning like break down speciesist barriers, grafting a rhino's face onto a giraffe, in which case I could probably follow the plot).
>> No. 430388 Anonymous
10th September 2019
Tuesday 9:46 pm
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>>430380
Oh great, which two actors will it be a vehicle for this time?
>> No. 430392 Anonymous
11th September 2019
Wednesday 6:51 am
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>>430388
That hasn't been announced yet, but it's the writing duo behind the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog film.
>> No. 430395 Anonymous
11th September 2019
Wednesday 5:05 pm
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>>430388

Jaoquin Phoenix and Cara Delevingne. Calling it.
>> No. 430397 Anonymous
11th September 2019
Wednesday 6:34 pm
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When I see ads asking me to become a sperm donor it makes me think about it for a few seconds. It wouldn't be too much of a weight on my mind to donate but, with the way the law works, I'd probably have some strange teenager come knocking on my door in 19 years. Imagine how many awkward conversation you could end up having to have.

I hope they give donors some information on their spunk. Something like "this is a nice healthy load you deposited" or "you just knocked up half of Kent!" That would be a nice text to receive on a Monday afternoon.

>>430388
If Cage isn't in it then what's the point?
>> No. 430405 Anonymous
11th September 2019
Wednesday 11:07 pm
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>>430397
I am the child of a sperm donor. I was born before 2000, so I believe the way it works is different now, but I cannot find out who my daddy is. All I know is his height, year of birth, eye/hair colour, and how many other children he has fathered (16).
>> No. 430406 Anonymous
11th September 2019
Wednesday 11:18 pm
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>>430405
>All I know is his height, year of birth, eye/hair colour, and how many other children he has fathered (16).
Sounds like a right wanker.

I'm sorry, mate. I couldn't resist.
>> No. 430408 Anonymous
12th September 2019
Thursday 12:00 am
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>>430405
>Amendments to The Human Fertilisation & Act (HFE Act) were introduced from 1st April 2005. These amendments removed donor anonymity; this means that children born from sperm donation can access identifying information about their donor once they reach 18.
>Knowing about their genetic heritage helps people understand who they are. This is why we ask you to give information about your family and medical history and to write something about yourself that a donor-conceived person can read when they reach 18.
https://www.londonspermbank.com/donor/faqs/

Apparently you have to "abstain" 3-5 days before every donation over 4-6 months. I imagine the clinic must get busy on a Friday afternoon.
>> No. 430414 Anonymous
12th September 2019
Thursday 12:42 am
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>>430408
Why, is Tuesday your busy day?
>> No. 430418 Anonymous
12th September 2019
Thursday 9:08 am
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>>430408

I think that's really a two-edged sword. On the one hand, it's understandable that a donor's child wants to know who they came from. But on the other hand, it can be quite disruptive, I would imagine. That child grew up with parents who couldn't conceive children of their own, but who for all intents snd purposes were that child's real parents. The sperm donor's role consisted of nothing more than letting them use his spunk. And against the child's right to know where they came from, you then have to weigh the donor's right to privacy, because the donor could reasonably expect that his active role would end the moment he'd rub one out into a receptacle.
>> No. 430440 Anonymous
12th September 2019
Thursday 6:00 pm
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>>430418
How is the kid ever going to know about the sperm bank, much less the donor, unless the bloody parents told it in the first place.
>> No. 430442 Anonymous
12th September 2019
Thursday 6:19 pm
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This adverts keep putting me off now. It's like I'm being henpecked by a woman I don't even know.
>You could be a very attractive man, Clive. You just need to change your wardrobe, earn more money and take up salsa dancing.

>>430414
Weekends are a no-go but equally you will probably want a weekday to see the Mrs to save things going stale. That leaves you with awkwardly having to do something from Tuesday night to Wednesday morning.
>> No. 430451 Anonymous
12th September 2019
Thursday 8:40 pm
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>>430440

>How is the kid ever going to know about the sperm bank, much less the donor, unless the bloody parents told it in the first place.

If you look nothing like your parents or any of your close relatives, wouldn't you become suspicious?

One of my female friends at uni didn't come from a donor, but she was the only child of her parents, and they had lived together childless for over ten years before she was conceived. She looked nothing like her dad, or anybody in her dad's family. They were all tall and dark haired, and she was a bit on the short side with reddish blond hair. To make matters worse, her mum was also somewhat taller and all of her relatives were dark haired as well. There were photos of her birth, according to which she realistically couldn't have been adopted, but her suspicion was that one of the people from her village at home, who apparently looked a lot like her, was her real dad. She told me it was a nagging thought whenever she looked at her (supposed) dad, and which prevented her from ever being very close to him.
>> No. 430452 Anonymous
12th September 2019
Thursday 9:24 pm
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>>430451
Was she a hairy baby?
>> No. 430458 Anonymous
12th September 2019
Thursday 11:44 pm
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Childofadonorlad here. I'll address the points made in more detail tomorrow, but an interesting point is that if people want you to look like your family, you will. As in, people are willing to ignore differencs and highlight similarities because they believe you are related. I had it happen to me several times as a wee'an.
>> No. 430461 Anonymous
13th September 2019
Friday 12:21 am
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>>430458

One doesn't know what you mean.
>> No. 430473 Anonymous
13th September 2019
Friday 1:04 pm
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>>430451
my red hair seemingly skips over generations
my uncle has it and so did my great uncle
all parents with dark hair i believe

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 430475 Anonymous
13th September 2019
Friday 1:13 pm
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>>430458
I always assumed that I looked more like my mum and my brother looked more like my dad, which was quite commonly agreed upon by my immediate family. That was until my estranged cousin on my mother's side got in touch and she looks like my brother in a wig. I'm fairly certain my dad hasn't fucked his sister-in-law.
>> No. 430476 Anonymous
13th September 2019
Friday 1:53 pm
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>>430475

I know that I came from my dad because although he died young, the older I get, the more I look like him. My mun keeps telling me I've even got a lot of his mannerisms, which I couldn't really have picked up from him when he was still alive. All of his old suits also fit me perfectly. Another indication is that an oil painting exists of my great-great-great-(?)granddad, and it, too, bears an undeniable resemblance to the way I look now in adulthood.

I look strikingly unlike anybody in my mum's family though. They were all pudgy looking peasants with puffy cheeks, while I inherited my dad's tall and slim frame and his oval face with the high cheekbones. So the question would actually be if I came from my mum, but there are about a dozen photographs from my birth that prove it.
>> No. 430477 Anonymous
13th September 2019
Friday 1:53 pm
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This is some CKII Zoroastrian shit ITT.
>> No. 430490 Anonymous
13th September 2019
Friday 11:53 pm
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>>430408
Fair enough. I'm not even sure if I would want to meet the guy by this point.


>>430440
>>430418
Well, this has been a whole thing. My parents never explicitly told me I was the child of a donor, but I figured it out eventually. I am a bit of a spergic cunt with no idea how to act normally, and it was somewhat exaggerated during my teen years; it really shit my dad up that I went ahead and requested the info without consulting him, but I felt like it was my right to know. Family has never been even remotely important to me, but I feel it could be catastrophic in families with a strong bond.

>>430451
As I said yesterday, you don't have to look that similar to look similar enough.



Genetics is a complex thing, though. I don't really think I look like anyone on my mum's side, but my grandfather died in 1985, and both my grandmother and grandfather's individual parents (I'm not sure how to word this without it sounding like they shared parents; they did not) died when they were young, so there are few, if any pictures of any of my direct male lineage.
>> No. 430493 Anonymous
14th September 2019
Saturday 11:37 am
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>>430490

>I am a bit of a spergic cunt with no idea how to act normally


With future designer babies, that shouldn't happen anymore.
>> No. 430494 Anonymous
14th September 2019
Saturday 1:42 pm
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>>430493
Thank fuck. The world doesn't need any more wastes of resources like me.
>> No. 430495 Anonymous
14th September 2019
Saturday 3:29 pm
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>>430494

That's the spirit.
>> No. 431712 Anonymous
24th October 2019
Thursday 11:38 am
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If I let go of my anger I'd probably dissipate into a foul smelling viscous liquid, but holding onto it I'm like a fucked washing machine, all smashed to shite by its own motive force.
>> No. 431713 Anonymous
24th October 2019
Thursday 11:50 am
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It's darker this morning than it was last night.
>> No. 432102 Anonymous
16th November 2019
Saturday 12:53 pm
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Do I see lots of Wensleydale cheese in the shops because it's popular or because I live in Yorkshire? If I went west would I instead see Cheshire cheese and I if went to Wales would it be Caerphilly cheese?
>> No. 432103 Anonymous
16th November 2019
Saturday 12:57 pm
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>>432102
Is there any cheese that comes from the South?
>> No. 432105 Anonymous
16th November 2019
Saturday 2:15 pm
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>>432103
Cheddar. If shops around here only stock three cheeses then it tends to be Cheddar, Wensleydale and Red Leicester.

Am I meant to capitalise my cheeses?
>> No. 432106 Anonymous
16th November 2019
Saturday 2:40 pm
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>>432102

Wensleydale is always available in shops here up north, though usually only one type. I see Red Leicester just as much. I don't think there is a North East cheese though so maybe that's why.
>> No. 432107 Anonymous
16th November 2019
Saturday 3:46 pm
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>>432106
CHEESE.
>> No. 432118 Anonymous
17th November 2019
Sunday 1:06 pm
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>> No. 432129 Anonymous
17th November 2019
Sunday 8:14 pm
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>>432106

I really enjoy Red Leicester, I think of it as much better than, say, Cheddar on a sandwich.
>> No. 432130 Anonymous
17th November 2019
Sunday 8:33 pm
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>>432129
I'd say it depends on the quality of the cheese. I'd take ordinary Cheddar over ordinary Red Leicester, but I'd opt for the latter if it's aged.
>> No. 432145 Anonymous
20th November 2019
Wednesday 8:38 pm
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Just heard from an old friend that one of my exes is expecting. And she's now got her wedding planned for next spring, apparently.

I feel funny about this news in a way that I shouldn't. Especially because I could never see myself marrying her and having kids with her anyway.
>> No. 432263 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 7:19 am
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My brother has asked what I want from duty free, as he's buggering off to the east for a week. On an airplane, you see. I want to ask for a nice aftershave, but I'm terribly out of touch with all that. I'm afraid whatever I ask for will make me sound like a twat, and smell like a 15 year old trying to get his end away.
>> No. 432264 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 7:31 am
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>>432263
>I'm terribly out of touch with all that. I'm afraid whatever I ask for will make me sound like a twat, and smell like a 15 year old trying to get his end away.

What often gets overlooked is that a lot of women actually like the smell of things like Lynx. If it smells nice it smells nice.

I use Joop Go, purely because you can get it cheaply.

https://www.fragrancedirect.co.uk/joop-go-eau-de-toilette-spray-100ml-0009287.html
>> No. 432265 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 8:23 am
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>>432263
Tell him to pick up a bottle of carbon sequestration to balance out the emissions of the flight.
>> No. 432267 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 10:13 am
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>>432265
He's already offset his own footprint from the flight by getting his kids to cycle up the shop for him.
>> No. 432274 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 12:48 pm
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>>432264

I'm nearly 40 and I still don't know why using Lynx is supposed to be a bad thing or what I'm actually supposed to put under my arms instead. I'm currently using some Nivea For Men gubbins even though my mum always told me that antiperspirants were bad for you because I want to avoid the "Lynx Stigma".
>> No. 432276 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 2:51 pm
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>>432265

Not sure it'll make much of a difference.
>> No. 432277 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 3:01 pm
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>>432274

Lynx is what teenage boys cover themselves in, so it's associated with immaturity, being overused, and probably also just covering up the fact you couldn't be arsed to shower. Lynx actually smells fine though, obviously. Though I'm not sure I could get a whiff of Africa without being reminded of the changing rooms at middle school.
>> No. 432278 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 4:13 pm
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I have an Olbas inhaler. Life is good again.
>> No. 432279 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 4:16 pm
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>>432274

Separate to what >>432277 says,
>my mum always told me that antiperspirants were bad for you
https://www.webmd.com/breast-cancer/features/antiperspirant-facts-safety#1
>> No. 432282 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 7:47 pm
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>>432279

I think there's a reasonable compromise to be made in using roll ons or sticks instead of aerosols. There's no evidence that the aluminium compounds in antiperspirants can be absorbed through the skin, but why would you want to inhale any of it at all when a perfectly good alternative exists.
Probably a little better for the environment than aerosols too.
>> No. 432303 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 4:46 pm
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Is it just me or does girlfriend/boyfriend have stronger meaning than it used to? I feel like back in my day it merely denoted exclusively dating but I get the impression it is something much more long-term today. Maybe it's not the world that's changed but I've just gotten older.

I feel sorry for the alien archaeologists who are going to sift through our ruins one day and try to make sense of all this.
>> No. 432304 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 4:48 pm
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>>432303
There seems to be an increase in the number of people in long-term relationships who have no interest in getting married, anecdotally at least.
>> No. 432309 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 5:42 pm
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>>432304

On the other hand, I seem to notice a trend of people getting married in a quite small cermony without a wedding party. A couple I know got married in a tiny chapel by the sea, and only their close relatives and best friends were present for it. That was their whole wedding. And inspired by this, another couple I know are thinking about doing the same kind of thing for their wedding.
>> No. 432310 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 6:02 pm
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>>432309
There can be a lot of politics when it comes to weddings. I've known someone get ghosted by one of their closest friends for several years all because she didn't want children at her wedding.
>> No. 432311 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 6:25 pm
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>>432310

>I've known someone get ghosted by one of their closest friends for several years all because she didn't want children at her wedding.

To be honest, I don't think parents do themselves, or their children a favour by taking their sprogs to the wedding with them. When I think back to the weddings that I was made to go to when I was a weelad, I think it was for the most part fucking boring for the six- or eight-year-old me. Even if there were other kids to play with. And the weddings I've gone to in recent years, most kids there seemed to not really enjoy the whole affair either.

I can see how it's going to rub many people the wrong way if you tell them that they can come to the wedding but they can't bring their kids. But it's really not such a cunt move as it seems at first glance. Some thinking will have gone into it.
>> No. 432312 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 6:46 pm
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>>432311

Not sure I understand the mentality of the guests. I mean, by definition, as a guest you let the hosts have things their way. Especially if the event is their wedding day.
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30th November 2019
Saturday 6:52 pm
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>>432311
At the last wedding I went to there were small children talking and whining during the ceremony itself and the speeches before the meal.

I'm not saying they should be banned, but most events would objectively be better off without them.
>> No. 432314 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 7:15 pm
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>>432313

Also, when parents get together with other parents, it's a pissing match on a good day. Especially with their kids in tow. Attending a function without their lifestyle accessories children and thus being less able to brag about them would do some parents some good.
>> No. 432319 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 9:19 pm
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>>432311
I'm a full grown adult and weddings bore the piss out of me. Have a party if you want to waste money celebrating your relationship, don't make me wear a suit and sit through hours of tedious rituals.

I'm not saying they should be banned, but most marriages would objectively be better off without them.
>> No. 432321 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 9:22 pm
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Is it just me or are KP peanuts soft? I've been eating spicy peanuts from the asian supermarket for a while and just bought some KP assuming they'd be the same without the spice but they're not. They have no bite to them.
>> No. 432324 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 10:30 pm
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>>432319

I've had good fun the last two or three weddings respectively, each time targeting one of the bride's perennially single friends who was feeling down that night because her friend was getting married and she was single with no hope of it changing in the near future.

Contrary to belief, they aren't always complete munters. One of them was really proper fit and we had a snog. Things went a little south when we then met a few days later and we realised we had next to nothing in common. But hey, as far as pity snogs, I could have done far worse that night.
>> No. 432350 Anonymous
1st December 2019
Sunday 10:17 am
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It will soon be a year since I've had a fizzy drink.
>> No. 432351 Anonymous
1st December 2019
Sunday 11:10 am
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>>432350
Champagne or sparkling mineral water can be very nice for the digestion. The hell with Coca-cola etc though.
>> No. 432355 Anonymous
1st December 2019
Sunday 3:57 pm
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>>432351
I dunno, nothing beats fat-coke when I have a hangover or a dodgy tummy.
>> No. 432379 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 9:41 am
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>>432350
I was about to post about this separately, but would like to join in with your celebrations if that's okay.

It will be two years in January since I've had an alcoholic one. Whilst I do feel better health-wise, and I make a prat of myself far less, I do get bored a lot more though. Particularly around these times of festivity when all friends, family and colleagues are out getting arse-faced.

I wouldn't trade (almost) two years of sobriety for one night of debauchery, but I just want it out there that the temptation arises occasionally.
>> No. 432395 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 4:34 pm
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>>432303

I'm not sure, but I've noticed it too. A while back I met a lass who I really liked, so I said (in a somewhat less cringe-worthy way) that we should be girlfriend and boyfriend. What I meant was "let's be exclusive to each other", what she thought I meant was "start making plans for our wedding, looking for houses for us to buy, and making plans for me to be a stay at home dad so you can continue your career where you earn literally one tenth of what I do".

Maybe it was because she was a fair bit younger, maybe it was because she was mental.
>> No. 432400 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 9:33 pm
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>>432395

I don't think I've ever asked a woman outright "Will you be my girlfriend". I've always hated that wording, so the times when it came to establishing just what exactly me and a lass were, my workaround would always be something like, "I guess that means we're together now", or "I wouldn't mind if we got a little deeper involved". That sort of thing. Maybe I'm just not romantic, but "Will you be my girlfriend" has always made me cringe.
>> No. 432403 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 9:57 pm
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>>432400
> Maybe I'm just not romantic, but "Will you be my girlfriend" has always made me cringe.

Quite. As I said, I didn't use those exact words but the general thrust of what I said was along the lines of we should no longer just be two people who shag but should be somewhat officially a couple, which is to say I might call her my girlfriend and vice versa.

Anyway, her interpretation of the whole thing was quite different to mine, which would have been fine in a romantic comedy but was fucking miserable in real life.

I've always maintained that the British don't really date, we just get sambuccad up to the point where it's obvious that we both want it (otherwise, why on else would we still both be there drinking however many hours later?).
>> No. 432404 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 10:53 pm
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>>432403
>why on else would we still both be there drinking however many hours later?)
Alcoholism?
>> No. 432411 Anonymous
3rd December 2019
Tuesday 1:59 am
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>>432395

If she was a millennial or younger, I think it's sort of come to mean that by neccessity. I think me and my mates were of the last generation who lived the dream of moving out in our late teens/early 20s and spending a few years getting up to sitcom drunken mates antics; and even then we were late to the party and it cost us more than it should have. I feel as though the younger generation coming up today are consciously aware from the word go that in order to comfortably fly the nest, or gain any sort of real foothold in life, you've got to have found someone to split the bill with already.

Slowly but surely I think we'll end up like Japan, with young people who can't functionally court one another at all. Online dating is the first step towards it, for those of us who still have some sense of social liberty it's fine but you do notice a lot of people treat it like a job application. Give it another ten or twenty years and they'll be marrying the first person they move in with for the sake of ease and just not taking to each other until retirement.
>> No. 432412 Anonymous
3rd December 2019
Tuesday 11:48 am
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>>432411
> If she was a millennial or younger

I've really lost track of what all these generations actually mean but she was born mid 90s so I'd say end of the millennials / first of the gen-z's border, I guess.

> I think me and my mates were of the last generation who lived the dream of moving out in our late teens/early 20s and spending a few years getting up to sitcom drunken mates antics; and even then we were late to the party and it cost us more than it should have.

Likewise. When I was 21 I could land a 4x minimum wage job and fuck off the hell far away from home, split a stupidly (relatively for the time, the same place would cost maybe three or four times that today) expensive flat with some mates and basically live a 24/7 party during my early twenties.

(Obviously none of this was particularly intelligent, if I'd taken the stupid amount of rent I was paying and even half the money I spent on alcohol and retarded clubs every week and thrown it in a savings account..... but then I wouldn't have the stories, right?).

> consciously aware from the word go that in order to comfortably fly the nest, or gain any sort of real foothold in life, you've got to have found someone to split the bill with already.

I feel you could be right about that. She was always on about how she wasn't going to leave home until she got married, and harping on about how she felt she hadn't achieved anything because everyone she went to school with had either got married or had a kid (as if being a single parent is somehow desirable). Maybe I was just the mad bint's meal ticket.

Sigh and sage. It's too early to think about this kind of thing. I need a drink.
>> No. 432424 Anonymous
3rd December 2019
Tuesday 4:20 pm
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>>432411

>but you do notice a lot of people treat it like a job application

Sadly, I think we're now seeing this as a standard. Because just like an HR person at a company, you get to choose between about two or three dozen, well, applicants, and you are only going to have a limited time to concern yourself with each one of them. And being spoiled for choice that way IMO also means that you are less willing to let something run its course and get to know the person better while not being put off by annoying quirks they may have and that are apparent from the beginning. Why invest all that time, when you can just as easily move on to the next person. But I maintain that it's merely an illusion of choice, and that it gets you no further in finding the right person for you than in the old days.

I remember a time when online dating consisted of putting an ad on some local events web site in your area, and then you would wait impatiently for three or four people to e-mail you. And the odds were against you in the first place if you were a lad writing to a lass with a very attractive photo of herself. Even that was kind of radical in the late 90s to early 2000s, because growing up, when I was a weelad, putting an ad in an actual paper looking for a partner always had kind of a connotation of desperation attached to it. You had exhausted all the ways of finding a partner within your social circles, or you were just too ugly or too messed up in the first place to find somebody among them, so that was your last straw. Kind of funny how that has changed. But like I said, it needs to be taken with a grain of salt, and finding Mr. or Ms. Right to me seems no easier than back then. Just the parameters of it have changed.
>> No. 432747 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 11:44 am
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Could I tap into the internet myself? As in, not being reliant upon an ISP and getting internet straight from the source?
>> No. 432748 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 11:53 am
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>>432747
Yes - you could rent a rack and buy bandwidth in a DC and be your own ISP.
>> No. 432749 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 12:58 pm
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>>432748
Can you explain that to me like I'm an idiot please?
>> No. 432750 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 1:00 pm
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>>432748

Do you have to do that? Why can't you just put one in your house? Where does the datacentre get their Internet from?
>> No. 432762 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 2:24 pm
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>>432749

A DC (Data Centre) is a facility designed specifically to host server and networking equipment. They typically charge a monthly co-location fee, for which they provide electrical power, a high-speed network connection and space in a rack for your equipment. The websites you visit are hosted on servers sitting in data centre racks; the network connections between these data centres and internet service providers are what makes the internet work.

>>432750

The data centre usually has a dedicated high-speed fibre connection to the nearest internet exchange point. The exchange point is a data centre full of switching and routing gear, used by ISPs and other companies with very high bandwidth needs to connect their networks together. These inter-network arrangements are negotiated between companies; larger networks tend to operate mutual peering at no charge, but this isn't universal, especially if there is a significant asymmetry in the direction of the traffic or the market power of the two operators. Internet exchanges are themselves linked together through peering agreements with other internet exchanges.
>> No. 432763 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 2:39 pm
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I just beat my best 5K time.

Sub 22 minutes by about a quarter of a minute. Very proud of myself and yes this is a humble-brag.
>> No. 432764 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 5:21 pm
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>>432763
That's not a humblebrag though.
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14th December 2019
Saturday 5:59 pm
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>>432764
Also I think I was sped up and enthused having realised how big my cock is immediately beforehand.
>> No. 432769 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 7:24 pm
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>>432765
It's a strange realisation to come to before going on a long run; what made you believe this? I mean, I like running in Lycra as much as the next man but..
>> No. 432770 Anonymous
14th December 2019
Saturday 7:43 pm
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>>432769

I think you've identified the reason. I don't even have a massive cock, but I'm forced to confront the entire mass of my genitals every time I put my cycling shorts on.
>> No. 432873 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 10:11 pm
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Lonely. Well, actually, full because i've just stuffed a donner wrap and 4 marmite & peanut butter into my face hole. It'll fill the void for another night.
>> No. 432874 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 10:21 pm
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>>432765
>>432770

Well I do have a massive cock, and this bird I used to shag and occasionally still text made a reference to it earlier today. It happens occasionally when we're having a bit of a flirt, and it genuinely makes me feel like the king of all space and time.

I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks, I bet it would eliminate all need for antidepressants or therapy if we could just give sad blokes a seven incher.
>> No. 432875 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 10:33 pm
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>>432874
> I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks, I bet it would eliminate all need for antidepressants or therapy if we could just give sad blokes a seven incher.

I feel personally attacked and need a safe space.
>> No. 432880 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 11:41 pm
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>>432874
>I feel sorry for blokes with small cocks

I feel sorry for you, if that's the best you can say about yourself.
>> No. 432881 Anonymous
19th December 2019
Thursday 11:50 pm
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>>432880

I'll freely admit the rest of my life is incredibly mundane, and the size of my bank account certainly won't be impressing any ladies. If that makes you feel better then be my guest, honestly.

But I've got a massive cock.
>> No. 432882 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 1:47 am
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>>432881

I have the delicate and nimble hands of a watchmaker.
>> No. 432888 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 5:06 am
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>>432881

I've got a regular normal cock and I still shag women and they seem to like it, so you're not really gaining anything.
>> No. 432891 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 10:21 am
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>>432888
> and I still shag women
IYKWIM
>> No. 432904 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 4:56 pm
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>>432882
Asmongold's looking well.
>> No. 432916 Anonymous
20th December 2019
Friday 7:43 pm
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Withdrawals are a cunt.
>> No. 433094 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 6:32 pm
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Do animals have periods? I know a lot of pets get spayed but I can't ever remember my mates saying their dog/cat was on the rag and I can't recall my rabbits or mice being a bit jammy down there when I was younger.
>> No. 433095 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 6:38 pm
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>>433094
Our lab used to drip a watery iron-smelling blood around the house, so yeah dogs have periods. Thank god we had hard floors back then, all it took to clean up was a little mop with your sock. I assume it's the case with all mammals.
>> No. 433097 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 6:47 pm
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>>433095
If took me far longer than it should have to realise you weren't on about a leaky laboratory.
>> No. 433098 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 9:00 pm
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>>433095
>all it took to clean up was a little mop with your sock

Socks really are the unsung heroes of .gs.
>> No. 433482 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 10:57 am
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I awoke this morning incredibly relieved, as I dreamt I was chucked in a cell for standing at the docks with a placard that said "LESBIANS IN!"

I wonder what Freud would've said about that, and whether he'd agree with me that this sort of inclusive behaviour should not be punished.
>> No. 433777 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 1:46 pm
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Is it possible to tell whether someone is fat just from their voice? There's someone I speak to fairly regularly on the phone and she just sounds like a fat person.
>> No. 433778 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 2:25 pm
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>>433777
Yes.
>> No. 433779 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 3:58 pm
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>>433778
I've found a picture of her online. She is indeed fat; got a right moon face.
>> No. 433780 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 4:09 pm
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>>433779

Who is this moon-faced angel of which you speak? Do you think she'd like a good arse-pissing?
>> No. 433781 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 4:20 pm
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>>433780
There's two types of women in this world; those who love a good arse pissing and those who haven't tried it yet.
>> No. 433792 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 10:23 pm
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>>433777

>Is it possible to tell whether someone is fat just from their voice?

There have been studies conducted on men:

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/7488442_Relationships_between_vocal_characteristics_and_body_size_and_shape_in_human_males_An_evolutionary_explanation_for_a_deep_male_voice

>The current correlational study investigated the relationship between vocal measures (fundamental and formant frequencies) and both body size and shape. Vocal samples and physical measures were obtained from 50 heterosexual male volunteers. A significant negative relationship was found between fundamental frequency and measures of body shape and weight.


So do fat poofs have a higher voice then?
>> No. 433818 Anonymous
18th January 2020
Saturday 12:42 pm
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>>433792
Yes.
>> No. 433842 Anonymous
19th January 2020
Sunday 6:23 pm
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I don't think it's said enough: Christina Ricci in Sleepy Hollow would seriously get it.
>> No. 433852 Anonymous
20th January 2020
Monday 10:23 am
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>>433842

Quite. One of my favourite wank fantasies back in the day.
>> No. 433853 Anonymous
20th January 2020
Monday 10:30 am
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>>433852
> back in the day.
Fuck off carpet-bagger.
>> No. 433855 Anonymous
20th January 2020
Monday 10:34 am
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>>433853

Christina Ricci was born in 1980, which made her 19 years old when Sleepy Hollow was made.

Fuck off yourself.
>> No. 433856 Anonymous
20th January 2020
Monday 10:47 am
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>>433855

Also though, I probably had the biggest of all stonk ons for Mena Suvari, all the way into the early 2000s. I was obsessed with her, and didn't miss a single one of her - mostly quite mediocre - movies. Everything about her was just the ideal woman to me.

Middle age has not been kind to that face though. At barely 41 years old, she looks way older than that.
>> No. 433881 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 12:56 pm
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>>433842
She still looks like she was grown in a vat in this photo.
>> No. 433892 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 6:35 pm
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>>433856
If we're playing a lovely girls competition then I submit Lizzy Caplan for consideration. Something I've always been mad about is how the classic Gen X girl was always too old for me growing up and by the time it comes around again I'll be too old.

Where is my Jane Lane, lads? My Louise Wener?
>> No. 433893 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 6:55 pm
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>>433892
She kind of looks like how Alison Brie should look now, rather than morphing into Andy from Cbeebies.
>> No. 433907 Anonymous
23rd January 2020
Thursday 8:43 pm
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>>433893

I say this in the kindest possible fashion, but you're a fucking idiot. She's specifically styled to look more homely and less attractive in GLOW.
>> No. 433920 Anonymous
23rd January 2020
Thursday 10:52 pm
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>>433907

Have at look at her Instagram, she doesn't look as good as she used to. Don't get me wrong, she's still fifteen thousand times fitter than I am but I also don't fancy her in quite the same way I used to. I think she's just a bit too skinny now, her face looked better a bit more filled out back in the Community/Mad Men days.

Enthusiastic sage for a post dedicated to judging the attractiveness of a famous woman.
>> No. 434642 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 11:29 am
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Is most of the pleasure of food derived from chewing it or swallowing it?

If I started giving food a chew and good suck before spitting it out instead of swallowing it would that be an effective dieting technique? Obviously I'd still eat a little of it to sate my appetite.
>> No. 434645 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 12:03 pm
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>>434642

Controversial, but I'd say most of the pleasure from food is gained from the anticipation of it.
>> No. 434648 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 1:31 pm
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>>434642

well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming? Sure you could tease, but if you never came at all it would become deeply fustrating, savour your food, but do eventually swallow.

>>434645

I can't subscribe to that idea, because I don't put much thought into what my food tastes like until I am actually eatting it unless I am very hungry. but I see the logic.
>> No. 434665 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 5:53 pm
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>>434645

I see your anticipation and raise you FLAYVAAAH.
>> No. 434666 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 6:00 pm
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>>434648

>well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming? Sure you could tease, but if you never came at all it would become deeply fustrating, savour your food, but do eventually swallow.

I've had a good few sessions where I was stoned/tripping and didn't want it to end at all, and we'd fuck for hours without cumming because that would bring it to an end. It's happened without the influence of drugs too, of course, but not to the same extent.

There's also the wonderful world or orgasm control and denial. Do you kean to say you've never tied a bird up and edged her relentlessly until she begs like a whore for crack? Some people haven't lived.

God I miss that ex sometimes. Shame she was also mental.
>> No. 434668 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 7:07 pm
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>>434648
> well is most pleasure from sex from the stimulation or the cumming?

All pleasure is in release from tension.

> but do eventually swallow.

I wish more birds followed these wise words.
>> No. 434681 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 8:06 pm
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>>434665

Stewart Lee used to be a bit of alright, huh?
>> No. 434696 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 9:25 pm
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>>434681

Not even when he was in The Smiths.
>> No. 434701 Anonymous
21st February 2020
Friday 9:30 pm
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>>434696

Lad, Are Stew was kind of hot. He was just never funny. Or even half as intelligent as he thinks he is.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 434884 Anonymous
24th February 2020
Monday 8:24 pm
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>>434701

Are Stew is one of the mods.
>> No. 435204 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 7:41 pm
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I like to have a bite out of a strawberry and then a bite out of a red grape. It's by far the best fruit combination out there.
>> No. 435414 Anonymous
17th March 2020
Tuesday 8:22 pm
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What's the proper etiquette for online reviews? I've received a request for a review from a seller the day after it was despatched; how long am I meant to use it for to know how satisfied I am with it?
>> No. 435415 Anonymous
17th March 2020
Tuesday 8:23 pm
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>>435414
There is no proper etiquette. If you're inclined to make that impatient fucker wait, make them wait.
>> No. 435418 Anonymous
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>435415
If people badger me for feedback, I'm sure to mention that in any feedback I do leave. Doubly so for reviews.
>> No. 435655 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 10:19 am
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Have they changed Wotsits? They pack I had wasn't very puffy.
>> No. 435662 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 1:03 pm
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>>435655

They're running low on puff gas because of corona.
>> No. 435668 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 2:13 pm
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>>435655
Pretty sure squares have got thinner as well. Not nearly as crunchy as they used to be.
>> No. 435669 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 2:18 pm
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>>435668
If squares got thinner they'd be rectangles.
>> No. 435674 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 4:00 pm
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>>435669

They should really be called cuboids, not squares as a line has no thickness in geometry innit.
>> No. 436019 Anonymous
9th April 2020
Thursday 10:07 am
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At what point does branded cheese become superior to supermarket own brand cheese?

I quite like supermarket own brand extra mature cheddar. It's nicer than the likes of Cathedral City and Wyke Farms cheese. Is branded cheese a con? If you want to beat supermarket own brand cheese do you need artisan cheese from a proper cheesemonger?
>> No. 436020 Anonymous
9th April 2020
Thursday 10:27 am
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>>436019
Depends entirely on the brand and the supermarket.
>> No. 436022 Anonymous
9th April 2020
Thursday 10:51 am
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>>436019

Cheese is pretty much cheese, it's the processes of making it that make the flavour, rather than the base ingredients, much like beer - there's only really the same four ingredients in most common beers, but clearly some are far better than others. The same is true of cheese. Price is really a function of how much of it you make, and as of any product, the more of it you want to sell, the less interesting it gets.

As far as branded cheese goes, the whole point is consistency. The idea is that every block of Cathedral City you ever buy will taste like the last block of Cathedral City, and they spend a lot of money on the processes to ensure that happens. Supermarket cheese is usually sourced from similar if not identical dairy farms and processors. Whichever farm makes Tesco Cheddar will look almost exactly like Wyke Farms does, and involve just as many experts.

Since supermarkets make, or at least source and sell, a lot of own brand products, it's not necessary that every single product makes a profit discreetly - it's just not that common for someone to go into a supermarket and buy exactly one block of cheddar and leave, and the entire store is designed so that doesn't happen. Cathedral City doesn't have the option to also flog you a tube of smarties for a quid on the way out, so their prices have to be higher, and Tesco can undercut them with their own brand to attract people in, and never lose, even if they lose 3p per cheese (they don't, it'll still make profit, just not much).

Cheese is also subjective, my favourite cheddar is almost certainly not the same as your favourite cheddar, and that's really down to taste rather than quality. Cheddar has no protected origin, so it's hard to really define what makes a 'good' cheddar at all. When we move towards less mainstream cheeses, you'll find a distinct lack of branding as most of it will be sourced from the few creameries that make it, or in many cases, are allowed to make it under PDO rules. Wensleydale, for example, is really only made in one facility now, albeit under the yoke of a very large dairy conglomerate.

Despite there being a few very small artisan cheesemakers, the majority of cheese, even specialist or artisan style, is still made in big dairy plants or huge 2000 acre farms. As cheese is really all about a biological process, doing it on a small, craftsman scale means that though perhaps you can get very good at making one sort of cheese, it can still be done exactly as well in a factory, just more reliably. So any real 'artisan' cheese will be in some way novel or quite divisive, something like Stinking Bishop being the most prominent example - but even then they're not exactly a small outfit.

In short, it's not a con, but it's not entirely unexpected that supermarket brand cheese might still be better. I will say that Morrisons has the absolute best cheese counter of any supermarket, even better than the middle class cunt cheesemongers found in places like Booths and Waitrose.
>> No. 436037 Anonymous
9th April 2020
Thursday 4:29 pm
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>>436022
>cheese experts
This is the kind of post i come to britfa.gs for. Thanks for taking the time, mate.
>> No. 436125 Anonymous
13th April 2020
Monday 9:31 pm
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Actually I've just had Pilgrims Choice extra mature cheddar and that is nicer than supermarket own brand extra mature cheddar.
>> No. 436126 Anonymous
13th April 2020
Monday 9:34 pm
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>>436125
I can also vouch for Pilgrims Choice, but I'm not shilling for Big Cheddar.
>> No. 436136 Anonymous
13th April 2020
Monday 11:57 pm
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Duke's Barrel. The cheese for liars.
>> No. 436137 Anonymous
14th April 2020
Tuesday 12:08 am
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>>436136
Thanks, Pete.
>> No. 436138 Anonymous
14th April 2020
Tuesday 12:44 am
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I created the original "what you feeling right now?" /beat/ thread - that missing 'are' has bothered me for fucking years. Sorry, I had to say that, I think of it every time I see it.
>> No. 436139 Anonymous
14th April 2020
Tuesday 7:25 am
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>>436137

Thete.
>> No. 436140 Anonymous
14th April 2020
Tuesday 11:53 am
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>>436138
It's fine, we all just assumed you were black.
>> No. 436141 Anonymous
14th April 2020
Tuesday 3:38 pm
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Corona has made me have a good think about my life.

I always wanted to travel, try some risky moves, do stuff, but I always got so close then put it off and chose the safe route. I'm in my mid 20s now, already feeling a bit old, but I'll definitely be using this time to travel and enjoy my life afterwards. Fuck careers, they can wait (and luckily I have some decent experience now anyway).
>> No. 436142 Anonymous
14th April 2020
Tuesday 5:06 pm
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Do I want lasagne or ratatouille with gnocchi?
>> No. 436143 Anonymous
14th April 2020
Tuesday 6:24 pm
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>>436141

Assuming I still have a job in September I'm going to be renegotiating some things. So far I've been on the "mostly stay at home because you're older with kids" travel plan. Next year I want to be on the "different country every month" travel plan.
>> No. 436318 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 10:21 am
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I only found out yesterday that when you cum it's shot out of your prostate and through your urethra. I knew some of the fluid was created in your prostate but I always assumed it shot out your balls, through your vas deferens and then through the urethra.
>> No. 436321 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 3:36 pm
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>>436318

I knew this lockdown was starting to drag on, but I didn't realise that people had missed out on their entire secondary education already.
>> No. 436322 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 3:41 pm
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>>436321
I don't remember it being on the curriculum to cover precisely where in the body spunk is launched from. I just assumed with sayings such as getting your balls drained that this is where the spunk was stored until it's go time.
>> No. 436323 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 4:14 pm
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I'm looking forward to the chicken pineapple curry I will be having in a little bit. Homemade, from separate ingredients. Except for the curry powder seasoning. I was going to make the effort to buy the spices separately, but they had ready-made curry powder for under a quid at Asda, so I thought why bother.
>> No. 436324 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 5:11 pm
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>>436323

Well chuffed with myself, my chicken pineapple curry turned out really nice. I was out of basmati and had to use parboiled rice, and I also forgot to buy double cream and had to use a bit more coconut cream instead, but other than that, it's delicious.
>> No. 436325 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 6:21 pm
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>>436324
Oranges? Not too much juice/too little rice? Otherwise it looks like sick nice. Nah I'm only joking mate; I'm actually pretty chuffed today as I finally went swimming. My new dry bag works a treat - carried my clothes and towel on my back while wading through the sea. Probably walked about a mile, but only semi-submerged so only from my waist down got any excersise. I know everyone thinks it's okay to skip 'leg day' but i really don't need to focus on mine as much as today - they're my most toned muscles, everything else is flab. But yeah, I'd definitely appriciate a homecooked pineapple curry - sweet and sour/spicey are my favorite takaway flavours. Was it just a basic curry powder? Cumin, corriander, tumeric kind of thing?

I was also gonna call you a twat until I googled 'parboiled'.
>> No. 436326 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 8:33 pm
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>>436325

They're actually clementines. They tend to have a more delicate aroma than oranges, and they go well with the slight harshness of pineapple.

I was going to also put in some fresh mango, but the ones they had in the shop were a bit subpar and hard as bricks.

I like my curry with plenty of sauce, and parboiled rice, while somewhat bland in taste, is actually more nutritious than most other types of white rice.
>> No. 436327 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 9:24 pm
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>>436326
>clementines
>pineapple
Why did you add chicken to your rice pudding, you fucking savage?

SAGERU
>> No. 436328 Anonymous
22nd April 2020
Wednesday 10:10 pm
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>>436327

Feel good about yourself?

What's the most productive thing you've done all day?
>> No. 436330 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 1:14 am
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>>436328


I processed about 85 schedule diverts today, but even if I hadn't done something objectively productive, I'd still feel comfortable judging you for eating a fucking Caprisun flavoured curry.
>> No. 436334 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 8:10 am
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>>436330

>I'd still feel comfortable judging you for eating a fucking Caprisun flavoured curry.

Never change, .gs.
>> No. 436337 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 11:46 am
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How screwed is the postal service at the minute? Something was sent to me on Saturday Royal Mail first class and there's no sign of it yet.
>> No. 436338 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 12:29 pm
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>>436328
Why are you booing him? He's right!
>> No. 436339 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 1:09 pm
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>>436338

What exactly do you find wrong with putting pineapple and clementine in a curry. There are clementine curries, and there sure as fuck are pineapple curries. What is so unimaginable about putting the two in the same curry dish.
>> No. 436340 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 1:11 pm
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>> No. 436341 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 1:50 pm
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>>436339

Fruit does not belong in a curry. Not pineapple, not oranges and especially not fucking sultanas. The Sri Lankans are a bunch of soft southern ponces.
>> No. 436342 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 1:59 pm
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>>436341
Tomatoes?
>> No. 436344 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 2:27 pm
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>>436341

Is that you, cheflad? I would have expected more of you.


>sultanas

I would indeed draw the line at sultanas. That's just savagery.

Other than that, I actually like fruit based curry more than most other kinds.
>> No. 436346 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 3:29 pm
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>>436341
Lamb and banana curry is very much a Kashmiri thing, you fanny.

It's grim but that's beside the point.
>> No. 436347 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 3:42 pm
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Also, Sri Lankans basically just seem to spice the fuck out of everything. I went there on holiday with my parents once, and the food at the three-star hotel was divided between local cuisine and European cooking. Their local dishes mainly consisted of rice with overcooked chicken or meat, and an absolute fuckload of curry and chili pepper. Their take on things like steak with mashed potato and steamed vegetables, on the other hand, was pretty dreadful, and so basically you were stuck between food that was alright but so spicy that you literally had sweat beads forming on your forehead, and international dishes that were somewhat worse than your average NHS hospital cafeteria.
>> No. 436349 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 9:16 pm
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>>436342
Shots fired!
>> No. 436352 Anonymous
23rd April 2020
Thursday 10:20 pm
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I'm starting to think the rumours about Peter Kay are true.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxYRPH19YcE
>> No. 436355 Anonymous
24th April 2020
Friday 1:44 am
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>>436352
At least he's not dead.
>> No. 436358 Anonymous
24th April 2020
Friday 3:45 am
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>>436355
You say that, but that’s a very short clip and he’s dressed exactly the way I’d dress a dead body if I was trying to make out it was still alive.
>> No. 436359 Anonymous
24th April 2020
Friday 3:56 am
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>>436358
I totally get it. If I found out tomorrow I had some terrible/terminal disease, I wouldn't want the fuss of telling everyone and dealing with their emotions. I would keep it a secret, even from my own family.
>> No. 436360 Anonymous
24th April 2020
Friday 6:02 am
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>>436358

Also how I would dress and pose someone to make a deepfake look as realistic as possible.

Note also that they have simply reused the original Amarillo footage for his parts in it. He's dead as fuck.
>> No. 436499 Anonymous
29th April 2020
Wednesday 12:37 am
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Robert Smith looks like a menopausal cleaningwoman on acid.
>> No. 436513 Anonymous
29th April 2020
Wednesday 7:02 pm
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I've had a sweet potato as a jacket potato. The verdict is inconclusive.
>> No. 436518 Anonymous
29th April 2020
Wednesday 9:54 pm
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Social fatigue and severe boredom. I need marijuana.
>> No. 436521 Anonymous
29th April 2020
Wednesday 11:46 pm
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My psychiatrist is worse at answering texts than an unlicensed pill dealer and it's doing my nut in. I was supposed to have an appointment this morning that was cancelled due to lockdown and now the bastard hasn't answered me to even acknowledge the fact I need my prescriptions renewed or I'm going to turn into a nut cake again.

>>436513

My favourite part of a jacket potato is the skin and most (all?) varieties of sweet potato have skins that aren't very nice no matter how you cook them. Sweet potato french fries / wedges are pretty great though. I think I might buy an air fryer off Amazon and sit in my kitchen frying things until my pills run out and I end up spending half the night having a chat with it.

Sage.
>> No. 436547 Anonymous
30th April 2020
Thursday 7:20 pm
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>>436521
>air fryer
Don't bother, they don't make nice food.

I guess if you don't have a proper oven it might make sense.
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30th April 2020
Thursday 7:44 pm
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>>436547

I wouldn't say they don't make nice food, they are nothing more than very small convection ovens, so cook things just fine - but like you say, there's little point in getting a very small oven if you already have a big one in your kitchen already.

There are a few ways you can improve your oven's ability to crisp things up, the simplest and most effective often being to chuck a couple of paving stones in there, but I realise that has nothing to do with frying.

Sadly there's no real way to substitute the effect submerging things in hot fat has on cooking them. I would never, never recommend anyone deep fried on a stove in a pan, just don't, and I'd struggle to even recommend buying a little table top fryer - they lack thermal mass and are incredibly impractical, you could never really make something as basic as fish and chips in it as you just couldn't fit both in. And even if air fryers really fried stuff, you'd have the same issue.
>> No. 436549 Anonymous
30th April 2020
Thursday 8:56 pm
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>>436548
That's a fair correction. To clarify, I meant that air fryers (as the name suggests) are often pitched as replacements for shallow/deep frying, and they really aren't, which can lead to disappointment.
>> No. 436555 Anonymous
1st May 2020
Friday 1:00 am
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>>436548

Thanks for the heads up, lads. Everyone I know who has one has raved about how great they are, but then again none of them are even passable cooks so maybe a minimal increase in the crunchiness of their frozen oven chips was enough to sell them on them.

Apropos of nothing much, my mum used a proper old-school chip pan to deep fry things all through my childhood and only almost burnt our council flat to the ground a handful of times. Personally I've always been scared shitless of have a pan full of hot oil on top of a naked flame (or anywhere near me, in fact) and have never used one in my life.
>> No. 436558 Anonymous
1st May 2020
Friday 4:34 am
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>>436548

>there's little point in getting a very small oven if you already have a big one in your kitchen already

Economy. My air fryer uses 70% less electricity than my oven and cooks things faster.

>Sadly there's no real way to substitute the effect submerging things in hot fat has on cooking them.

Air frying isn't really frying, but it's sort of similar and it's a lot healthier.
>> No. 436559 Anonymous
1st May 2020
Friday 9:39 am
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>>436558 My air fryer uses 70% less electricity than my oven and cooks things faster.

I've always had a hankering to build the perfect single baked potato oven.
Bit of microwave, but of convection, all in a shoebox size. Net feed, so I can set it going as I leave work. I bloody love a good baked potato.
>> No. 436560 Anonymous
1st May 2020
Friday 9:51 am
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Try putting one in a Microchips container.
>> No. 436562 Anonymous
1st May 2020
Friday 11:03 am
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>>436555

>Personally I've always been scared shitless of have a pan full of hot oil on top of a naked flame (or anywhere near me, in fact) and have never used one in my life.

I'm scared of that too and have been a professional chef for almost all of my adult life. A small, shallow oil fire even in a professional kitchen is a bit sketchy, and that's somewhere with high ceilings, ventilation, fire extinguishers and blankets, and so on, it still shits people up. Being scared of it is exactly how you quickly get into trouble, when you panic and do the wrong thing. Hopefully everyone and their dog knows not to chuck water on it, but flapping and dropping the pan can be just as bad, and I've seen plenty of people instinctively chuck it in the sink, which can range from being useless to life altering on the safety scale depending on conditions.

Overall, a really bad idea. Shallow frying in a relatively high sided pan (wok probably makes the most sense) is closer to something I would recommend, but honestly I don't think it's worth it. If you like fried chips that much just call your local takeaway, they need the business.

>>436558

Honestly supposed they use that little power. I suppose in my head I was conflating them with halogen ovens.

We'll have to agree to disagree with it being sort of similar to frying, but if you're getting good results for cheap I'm not about to cunt off about it.

>>436559

They do make convection microwaves, and if there isn't a smart one yet I'm sure you could arduino it. I know it's not exactly baked potato size, but the tech exists.
>> No. 436563 Anonymous
1st May 2020
Friday 11:51 am
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>>436562

>I'm not about to cunt off about it

Captain Tom can get fucked, this is what a real hero looks like.
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1st May 2020
Friday 11:30 pm
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>>436562

If you really want to go unhealthy and make your own oil-fried chips, a low-end deep fryer really isn't that expensive.


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>> No. 436571 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 12:34 am
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>>436569

They're still not great, though. They have a relatively small amount of oil in them which means less thermal mass and, of course, less space. If you dunk a full basket of food into the oil, it will drop the temperature significantly, meaning all the benefits of dunking into a very hot, steady temperature oil is lost, and you end up with soggy chips. A commercial fryer has so much more oil in it that you don't lose temperature as easily.

There's also just a space issue. You don't want your food clumping together in the oil, it needs separation, particularly if you're using batter. So you have to do everything you're doing in very small batches to avoid these two problems - and that's fine unless you're trying to actually cook a meal and have it all out at the same time. It must be torturous to try and make your own fish supper in something like that.

So at that point you're left with snack size portions of fries or battered mars bars or whatever. That's not inherently a bad thing but does make it a much less useful kitchen appliance than you might assume. Plus it stinks your house out.
>> No. 436572 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 1:07 am
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>>436571

A mate at work had one and it was at the end of his kitchen counter, next to the little porch bit for the back door where they kept all their coats and what have you.

He always came to work stinking of chips when it was cold enough that he had to bring a coat.
>> No. 436573 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 9:11 am
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My experience with them has been that 3L of oil is just about enough for cooking for one person, as long as you've got the patience to cook fish and chips one after the other.
The thermostats are useless because as >>436571 said the thermal mass of the oil isn't enough to maintain a constant temperature, so you have to leave it at max all the time anyway. (But I've found the thermostat is kind of handy if you want to just leave it warm for a while between cooking different things, and makes the oil last a bit longer.)

Regarding the smell of the oil, filters can help a little bit but just don't buy one unless you've got an extractor fan that vents outside.
Choosing the right oil also helps to keep the smell down a bit. Peanute (groundnut) oil seems to be best, it also doesn't pick up the flavour of whatever you're cooking as much as other oils.
>> No. 436574 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 11:12 am
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>>436573

Peanut oil is excellent, it's what they use at Five Guys and I consider those the best chips you can get at a multinational chain.

The best chips I've ever had were deep fried in duck fat, which is not particularly practical but it's fucking amazing. Three litres of duck fat isn't cheap. Beef tallow is a close second, McDonalds used to use beef fat for their fries, and didn't even bother to tell anyone their chips weren't vegetarian. The 80s were wild.
>> No. 436575 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 11:58 am
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>>436574
I think a lot of vegetarians prefer blissful ignorance. I know plenty who will happily go into a chippy and not ask what the chips are fried in because they're feeling peckish.
>> No. 436576 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 12:27 pm
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>>436575 Is it much different having chips fried in lard, to burning petrol made from dead dinosaurs? Just a matter of scale, really.
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2nd May 2020
Saturday 12:49 pm
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>>436576

Dinosaurs, were not, to the best of our knowledge, farmed and bred for their oil.

I suppose someone who is vegetarian on purely ethical grounds should still be able to eat a wild animal that has died of natural causes, but it's probably a little easier and safer to just buy quorn.
>> No. 436580 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 3:02 pm
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>>436574

I've had duck fat roasted potatoes and parsnips and I think they might have been one of the most amazing things I've ever eaten. I'm not sure how cheap duck fat is or isn't but when I've bought shop-frozen canard a confit in France it's basically been one leg in what must have been half a cubic foot of gelatinous tissue that I assumed was fat (it certainly cooked up like it was half fat and half... something else, I mean it never quite rendered to liquid). Sage, because I think you could get quite a bit of fat out of a duck but I've never done it despite ducks being everywhere.

For very shallow stir-fry type frying I tend to use coconut oil because I'm vaguely educated enough to know a tiny bit about smoke points and MCTs and slightly too posh to use sunflower oil on a day to day basis. I've also experimented a fair bit with ghee but I do worry that it's a bit too much like "freebasing butter".

Polite sage for taking this thread from rambling to air fryers to the qualities of different oils. At some point I'll remember what oil it is I buy from Sainsbury's to do real stir fries, it's not peanut oil but it's some kind of nut. I think it might be sesame oil; stir-fries and some very heavy cabbage based salads.
>> No. 436581 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 4:00 pm
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>>436580

>because I think you could get quite a bit of fat out of a duck

You can, the confit you're talking about would traditionally all be done in the duck's own fat. Buying duck fat isn't really expensive, just that it is relative to other frying oils. It's about a tenner a kg so you'd need the best part of thirty quid to fill a home fryer, where you might be paying eight or nine to fill it with peanut oil or significantly less for veg or rapeseed.

>I think it might be sesame oil

It probably is, it's the oil a lot of chinese and other east asian places will use for their super hot wok cooking, as it has a very, very high smoke point. The only downsides are people can be allergic (same with peanut oil obviously) and that it does impart quite a bit of flavour. That's not necessarily a bad thing as sesame is used in a lot of asian dishes anyway, but I don't think I want everything I fry to taste of sesame.

I use rice bran oil for my pan frying at the moment, it's a very neutral oil and has the smoke point of groundnut oil (about 232 Celsius) and is supposed to be quite good for you, but that's not really my focus when I'm frying stuff.

Apparently avocado oil has a very high smoke point of 280c, though I've never tried or even seen it for sale.
>> No. 436582 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 4:33 pm
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>>436581
I found a bottle of avocado oil in TK maxx a few years back and I've been using it for frying ever since.
It's my favourite for shallow frying, virtually impossible to make it smoke much, and a mild flavour that can go with anything.
>> No. 436584 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 9:33 pm
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I feel a bit ashamed to admit this but I enjoy watching Family Guy before bed. There's a fair amount of bad episodes these days but it works as something you can mentally idle to where everything ends how it starts with little in the way of emotional turbulence.

Part of the enjoyment is probably just because I used to watch it late at night when I was younger and in that sense it has been a permanent presence in my life. The Simpsons doesn't work as well because the new episodes are just unwatchable whereas the older ones you can only do once a year at most.

>>436582
>I found a bottle of avocado oil in TK maxx

Wait, I thought TK Maxx was a bit of a chavy place? I was completely unprepared to read this.
>> No. 436585 Anonymous
2nd May 2020
Saturday 9:50 pm
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>>436584
I used to watch it all the time when it was on BBC Three. It's quite shit but they're familiar enough that I can completely switch off before bed.
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2nd May 2020
Saturday 11:04 pm
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>>436584

>I feel a bit ashamed to admit this but I enjoy watching Family Guy before bed.

I also find that quite enjoyable.
>> No. 436590 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 7:11 am
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>>436584
I like Family Guy too - it's one of the few shows like that which will actually make me laugh.

Worried I fancy Lois Griffin though.
>> No. 436596 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 1:36 pm
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>>436590

>Worried I fancy Lois Griffin though.

I have a thing for redheads either way. I've shagged and/or snogged a few of them, and ever since that, I've noticed that I can't keep my eyes off a pretty redhead walking down the street. Definitely not something I used to do as a younglad before I first became involved with a redhead.

Wouldn't want to have ginger kids though eventually, so starting a family with a redhead would be where I'd draw the line.
>> No. 436598 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 6:22 pm
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>>436584
Used to watch it before bed on BBC three as an A-level lad and it elicited similar feelings.

Weirdly I can't stand it now though. I have no idea why, it's not like it stopped being funny to me i actively dislike it.
>> No. 436599 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 7:45 pm
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>>436585

I think I first got into Family Guy and later American Dad when I lived in Amsterdam and the only channel that was in English was Comedy Central. It used to show a bunch of "adult" cartoons from about 8pm through to about midnight when it would switch over to Takishi's castle dubbed over in English with Dutch subtitles, which was always fun to watch blasted out of your box at 2am.

I think those cartoons being a sort of warm memory from that time lodged them into the "this is comfortable crap I can watch to zone out" part of my brain and they've never been dislodged from there. Weird how that works, really.
>> No. 436606 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 11:03 pm
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>>436598

My evening ritual is now to pop my nightly dose of mirtazapine, and then watch the one or two hours of Family Guy and American Dad that ITV2 usually has on offer. Mirtazapine tends to take an hour or two to fully kick in so that I get really sleepy, so Family Guy and American Dad (sometimes they also have the Cleveland Show) are the perfect kind of light entertainment to help you drift off.
>> No. 436620 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 1:52 pm
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Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing but you) by Bombay Bicycle Club is an absolute banger of a song and makes me know that when I've found the right person I'll know because I'll feel exactly how this song describes and it will invoke the same emotion the song does in me.

What's more interesting is that although the lyrics are ostensibly about a love interest the music video makes it clear it's actually about the lead singer missing the rest of the band when they went on hiatus. This song is the big hit off their album after getting back together.

Not had a song evoke such emotion since being a teenlad.
>> No. 436622 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 2:28 pm
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Just put my tomato plants outside. They're now a healthy 15 inches tall or thereabouts, and they look like they should yield a decent number of tomatoes later in the season.

My chili plants, at least the ones grown from shop-bought seeds, are doing well and they have started flowering, and some of the flowers are actually now starting to develop fruit. They will produce the familiar larger chili peppers that you can buy in every supermarket.

The Etna Piccante chili plants are going to take a little longer though, as they do each year. They are Tabasco-type peppers that grow upright in bunches, and the plants look markedly different, from the foliage to their general appearance. Etna Piccante produces strikingly high yields of quite spicy peppers no larger than about two inches each, so they're perfect for spicing up your family meals or to be ground into a powder after they have been dried.

If you're a first-time grower, I would almost say go for Etna Piccante, because they are hardy plants that produce good results even if you're a novice to chili growing or haven't got the greenest of thumbs. The only important thing is that you need to germinate them about right after Christmas, because they are generally a late variety.
>> No. 436623 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 3:35 pm
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>>436622
I've just finished planting all of the first batch of everything out too. Hard to say how well they'll do; most aren't the 15 inches you're talking about but some are at least.
>> No. 436624 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 4:03 pm
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>>436623

I had the tomato plants in a warm and sunny place inside right next to a window for the last few weeks, and apparently they really liked it there. I also gave them just a dash of liquid fertiliser. Tomatoes, as well as other nightshades like chili pepper, generally have a high nutrient drain, so you always have to keep an eye on a good fertiliser supply in the soil.
>> No. 436625 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 6:13 pm
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Bad persistent cough, sore chest, headache.
Think I've got it lads.
>> No. 436629 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 9:11 pm
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>>436624
They were really thriving in the cold frame but I've moved them out to give the chillies more room to grow. I think they'll cope in the out though, that corner's a heat trap.
>> No. 436632 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 9:45 pm
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>>436625
Try not to die lad.
>> No. 436634 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 10:29 pm
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>>436629

From my experience, as long as chilies have plenty of water and enough fertiliser, it can't get too warm or sunny for them. Chilies originated in tropical Central America, so the closer the conditions are to their original habitat, the more they will thrive. Heat traps and the Inupiatest spot around your garden are perfect. Especially when your plants are up against a brick wall that will give off additional heat.
>> No. 436635 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 10:31 pm
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>>436634

>Inupiatest

wth is inupiat, and why is it a word filter for the superlative of "sunny"?
>> No. 436636 Anonymous
4th May 2020
Monday 10:56 pm
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>>436635
Shamanistic peoples, lad.
>> No. 436637 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 1:20 am
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>>436635

Because drunkmod can't figure out the regex to make wordfilters that only substitute whole words.
>> No. 436638 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 1:29 am
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>>436637

Do I tick the box that says "include regular expressions" or not, genius?
>> No. 436644 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 11:53 am
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>>436638

Regular expressions aren't generally used to filter out text substrings. They come in handy to check if an input text conforms to certain rules, e.g. does an e-mail address have the correct format, or are there any characters in your text that you don't want to allow. Implementing word filters via regular expressions would get incredibly clunky if you specify as many words to filter as we have here on .gs; a better way to do this is to just check your text against a two-dimensional array of words that you've retrieved from your flatfile or database. You then go through a loop one array pair at a time and check if the word occurs in the text, and then substitute it for the other word.

So essentially, I doubt that ticking regular expressions has any kind of noticeable impact on the text you see displayed here. It's probably just an option to filter out illegal or unwanted characters.
>> No. 436645 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 12:04 pm
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>>436637>>436638
No matter how good, or large the technical team, only one person on it will truly understand regular expressions. It's like a rule.
>> No. 436647 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 12:20 pm
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>>436645

You're right. I've got about 20 years of programming experience, both as a hobby and as a former side job coding web site back ends, and regular expressions still do my head in, and I usually just copy and paste code from an online source and hope that it does about 90 percent of what I need it for.
>> No. 436649 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 2:42 pm
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>>436647
Twenty years full time here and I still find myself using regex cheat-sheets and 5-10 minutes of trial and error to get things right.

>>436644
I amiably disagree. Regular expressions are great for replacing text and especially so when you want to do things like match whitespace at the beginning/end of your matches (so you don't end up with a website that implements word-filters on fragments of words, for example). I mean, sed has only been around since about 1974.
>> No. 436651 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 3:11 pm
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>>436649

Regexes are a) really hard to read, b) massively error-prone and c) slow as shit most of the time. They're fine for shell script lashups, they're sometimes the only reasonable option, but I avoid them if at all possible because they have a nasty habit of making me look like a complete twat.
>> No. 436652 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 3:16 pm
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>>436649

Maybe it's because I never really got my head around regex, but when I was coding miniature web back ends (i.e. for web sites that were really too small to throw a content management system at them, or where the person commissioning a back end had ideas and requests that were just easier to do with a few lines of your own code instead of spending hours tweaking Joomla), I just threw a bunch of filter words into a table in a MySQL database, and had php make an array from a MySQL query and then cross check a text string, one array pair at a time. And developers I was talking to at the time said that that was a perfectly feasible way to do that. One project I did was a support site for a local politician's campaign, where you could enter yourself as a supporter with a small blurb of why you supported the election campaign, which would then get posted on the web site. To make life easier for the campaign workers moderating the entries, I compiled a list of around 100 of the most common spelling mistakes in the English language, anything from "their" for "they're" to "acheive" for "achieve".

Maybe it's different when you're not coding for a LAMP web server environment. I would imagine that a lot of software application development works better without retrieving stuff from a database for that purpose. If you code in C for a desktop environment, it's probably just easier to put your word filters right inside your executable code.
>> No. 436653 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 3:34 pm
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>>436652
> anything from "their" for "they're"

If you can't figure out regex I'd love to see your grammar engine that parsed whether their, there, or they're was appropriate for any given sentence fragment.
>> No. 436654 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 3:56 pm
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>>436653

Maybe that particular one wasn't on my spell checking list after all, I can't remember, it was over 10 years ago. I did include many classic misspellings that would be wrong regardless of grammar and sentence structure.
>> No. 436664 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 2:48 am
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>>436652
You're literally describing how the wordfilters code works - basically the same, which is also its weakness. It's one of the easiest ways to break the site; I go through (small) periods where I think of removing/disabling the feature.
>> No. 436665 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 3:06 am
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>>436664

I always assumed that one of the mods watched the TNG episode Darmok while on acid and decided to create a long-term sociolinguistic experiment.
>> No. 436666 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 4:35 am
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>>436664

Well at least we learned how to break it so bad that nobody can post, that'd have been useful back when we got raided by russians more often.
>> No. 436674 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:03 am
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One of my friends moved to Newcastle 6/7 years ago. She now speaks with a thick geordie accent. Is that normal?

I don't live in our hometown either; my accent has softened a bit and I use some of the local vernacular but it certainly hasn't morphed completely into a new dialect.
>> No. 436676 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:17 am
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>>436674

I have a friend who has lived near Romford for a few years now. He denies it, but I think there are definitely some localisms creeping into the way he talks.
>> No. 436702 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 4:16 pm
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>>436674

I definitely got a bit of Yorkshire in my accent when I moved to Leeds for a similar amount of time - I was already a geordie with a relatively mild accent so it was fairly noticeable, but basically means I have an unplaceable accent now rather than a straight up west yorks one.

My dad has lived in Ireland for about twenty years and his accent is fully Dublin. I feel like he did that deliberately, though.
>> No. 436807 Anonymous
10th May 2020
Sunday 12:48 am
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>>436702

>My dad has lived in Ireland for about twenty years and his accent is fully Dublin. I feel like he did that deliberately, though.
>> No. 436842 Anonymous
10th May 2020
Sunday 8:45 pm
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My arsehole brother is going to kick up a fuss about being abandoned by his family if I don't go to visit him tomorrow. Just as the fine for quarantine transgression has gone up.
Thing is, he never comes to visit me despite having access to private transport, while I dont.
Dickhead.
I do miss him though, and really want to see my nephew. Is it worth walking 13 miles? I could do with the exercise.
>> No. 436855 Anonymous
10th May 2020
Sunday 10:49 pm
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>>436842
If the cunt is so self-absorbed that he is going whinge about no-one coming to see him when it is literally illegal to do so, then he doesn't deserve it.
>> No. 436880 Anonymous
12th May 2020
Tuesday 8:07 pm
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>>436855
He actually came to me in the end after i changed my mind and explained how it's safer for him to drive and less likely to result in infection/fine.
It's really nice to see him again, just like old times walking about and listening to music over a cuppa. Felt great and 'back to usual', but now he's gone it's just more of this 'don't know what to do with myself' shit. Oh well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS_OOvPn54I
>> No. 437031 Anonymous
16th May 2020
Saturday 10:38 pm
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I got one of those services that sends you the exact ingredients you need for a handful of meals and the instructions and you can make your own healthy meal.

I wanted to learn how to cook different things so this was a great start. What I was not expecting was the great quality of the ingredients and how fucking tasty my food come out. It literally tasted better than takeaway and your average restaurant quality. I am astounded there are people out there cooking food this tasty every night compared to what I've been eating for years.

Worth every penny.
>> No. 437037 Anonymous
16th May 2020
Saturday 11:50 pm
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>>437031
Is dividing the weights mentioned in recipes really so hard that you have to pay a company to do it for you?
>> No. 437040 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 3:24 am
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>>437037

It probably sounds daft to you, but for people who never cook, who don't have an established pantry and the knowledge of what to do with store cupboard ingredients, it makes a certain amount of sense to pay £6 for two chicken breasts, 8g of paprika, 100ml of cream, etc etc than paying £10 for the more economically sized packages of the same thing, and ending up with half a litre of cream you have no fucking idea how to use up, because you just started cooking.

These services are also aimed at people who eat out or get takeaway almost every night - I have friends, particularly in London, whose cupboards are almost entirely empty and whose fridges have beer and maybe a jar of pesto and some fruit in them, because it's simply not part of their routine to eat at home. Once such friend was just as surprised as >>437031 that when you cook food at home, it can turn out really nice.

These services are certainly not particularly economical, but if it gets more people to cook for themselves, I'm all for it. It's easy for home cooks* to sneer at it, as we can just wander through a supermarket and get what we need or throw something together from our established core ingredients, but if you've made it to adult life without really doing that, even just following a recipe can seem out of reach, so having everything laid out for you as mise on place from the start is the leg up most people in that situation need. I would just hope that most people who use these services will figure out within a month or two that they can just go to the shop and get this shit themselves.

*the very fact the phrase 'home cook' is in the lexicon, as if feeding yourself is something that only certain people do, is ridiculous to me anyway.
>> No. 437041 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 6:30 am
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>>437037
No need to snipe anon. It's not that it's hard and >>437040 gave a great explanation but it's also helpful when you're trying new things to have little aspects taken care of without having to worry about measuring everything as well.

I can cook lots of basic meals, spag bol, fajitas, shepherd's pie and similar but cooking some delicious Chinese food and having the ketjip manis measured out perfectly for me was helpful, considering I'd never think to add it in.

Next time I can buy my own ingredients and just make it myself, but now I have a new meal under my belt and it tasted great.

It's been pretty cheap too, £2.50 per serving with the introductory offer which by any stretch is cheaper than than just one takeaway and I'm learning how to cook and picking up different tips. Pretty happy with it all in all, a nice way to go from 'here's some basic meals' cooking to 'here's some food you will actually really really like.'
>> No. 437057 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 12:53 pm
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Beautiful song, this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9694K85Xc8
>> No. 437096 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 12:30 pm
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Is this what otherlad was on about, the £3 trial box?

https://www.simplycook.com/
>> No. 437097 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 1:05 pm
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>>437096
It was Hello Fresh but I tried to avoid name dropping after that lad got really upset when somebody mentioned fruit and veg that time.
>> No. 437109 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 2:33 pm
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>>437097

Simplycook has much more favourable reviews on trustpilot at the moment. Long turn around for delivery (ten days from starting the trial) but Hellofresh are apparently missing items and delivering things that are not so fresh.
May try the free trial later when it picks up again.
>> No. 437110 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 2:34 pm
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Not free, just the trial. I can cook but it's nice to have someone else deal with planning what to make and what ingredients to buy.
>> No. 437114 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 3:42 pm
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>>437110
That's one of the things I enjoyed about recently picking up loads of produce via the Real Junk Food project. It's more fun to be given a bunch of ingredients and decide what you're going to make with them than having to think what you're going to cook and then buying in the ingredients for it. A bit like a shitty version of Ready, Steady, Cook.

That said, I don't think I'll attempt making sweet potato gnocchi again.
>> No. 437118 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 5:38 pm
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>>437109
I too saw this, but the ingredients have been fine for me and the quality of the meat is surprisingly good. Maybe I've just been lucky.

>>437110
Exactly,the other lad hit the nail on the head. Me having Chinese 5 spice lingering in my cupboard for years at 4 pound a pop for one container is much less sensible than getting the exact portion and jsut chucking it in.
>> No. 437120 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 5:52 pm
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I started this thread about SimplyCook years ago. I still think they are a rip off and I never restarted my subscription. I did enjoy the curries linked to in the final post though. Beany feast indeed.

I've since tried Gousto and HelloFresh - Gousto was alright, HelloFresh had some disasterous recipes.

>>/nom/10343
>> No. 437121 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 6:43 pm
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I KEEP GETTING ADVERTS FOR HELLO FRESH NOW. PACK IT IN, LADS.
>> No. 437122 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 6:49 pm
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That reminds me.

I've been meaning to tell the resident Cheflads/Italianlads: I made a carbonara the other night. Bit of salt, pepper and garlic, thick cut bacon, loads of mushrooms, a single egg yolk and a fuckload of grated mature cheddar. And then to finish off, half a pot of double cream.

I had it with pasta shells. How do you like that you cunts.
>> No. 437125 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 7:05 pm
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>> No. 437126 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 7:22 pm
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>>437122
God tier: Rigatoni > farfalle > cavatappi.
Good tier: Fusilli > macaroni.
Acceptable tier: Conchiglie
What the fuck are you even doing tier: Penne > orzo.
>> No. 437128 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 7:27 pm
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>>437122

It was going so well until the cream. You basically wasted an egg by putting both in.

Ironically the shells will have been a better choice for your dairy based soup than spag or tag would have been.
>> No. 437130 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 7:39 pm
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>>437126
The fuck is wrong with Penne? It's a perfect design for absorbing flavours which is what you want from a starch.
Farfalle is for children. You basically have the Turkey Dinosaurs of pasta (but not absolutely delicious).
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18th May 2020
Monday 7:40 pm
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>>437128
>the shells will have been a better choice for your dairy based soup

Shells is the best pasta to have with cream of tomato soup.
>> No. 437132 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 7:54 pm
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>>437128

The egg yolk cooks and thickens the cream, fuck, do they even teach you daftie bumders how to cook at chef school these days or is it all just crack and waitresses?
>> No. 437133 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 8:00 pm
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>>437130
The best pasta dish is farfalle with chicken and pine nuts in a sauce made of cream, pesto and parmesan.

Penne is for school kids and the type of mouth breather who uses ketchup as a pasta sauce.
>> No. 437134 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 8:17 pm
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>>437133

Well you better be uing your own herbs to make that pesto lad, because jarred stuff is shite. And don't think you can get away with ready-made parmesan either lad, I'll be able to taste the difference. If it's not been aged in your own cellar for two years what's even the point, you might as well just have fucking Heinz Ravioli.
>> No. 437135 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 8:54 pm
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>>437125
We really are just Reddit reposts at this point.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/gm1m12/its_been_ten_years_since_the_if_my_grandmother/
>> No. 437136 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 9:02 pm
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>>437132

It's mostly speed, we can't afford crack.

>The egg yolk cooks and thickens the cream

Cream cooks and thickens just fine on its own, all your yolk is doing is adding richness that almost certainly isn't needed if you're using double cream.

I also just realised you put cheddar in it, fucks sake. I'm sure what you made was quite nice, but it was more like a bacon and cheddar alfredo than a carbonara.

Maybe we do need Hello Fresh as a sponsor.
>> No. 437138 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 9:47 pm
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>>437136

It's alright mate, I was only posting about it because I enjoy how triggered your lot get about the minor differences between dishes that are basically the same thing to your average pleb.

I can actually cook pretty competently, it's just guided more by the principles of stoned shopping trips than classical technique.
>> No. 437139 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 9:49 pm
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>>437138

It just seems weird that so many people are intent on making worse versions of stuff and then claiming they're better or the same.
>> No. 437140 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 11:23 pm
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>>437139

Have you heard of cryptocurrency?
>> No. 437141 Anonymous
18th May 2020
Monday 11:48 pm
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>>437140

At least I can buy drugs with that.
>> No. 437143 Anonymous
19th May 2020
Tuesday 1:19 am
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>>437141

And pay off the makers of ransomware.
>> No. 437144 Anonymous
19th May 2020
Tuesday 6:54 am
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>>437143

That reminds me, I must pay off that chap that's filmed me wanking (and filmed what I'm wanking over) before he sends it to all my personal contacts.
>> No. 437311 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 1:17 pm
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If I was stood at the North Pole could I even point east and west or would every direction be south?
>> No. 437312 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 1:30 pm
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>>437311
Every direction would be South.
>> No. 437323 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 4:53 pm
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Except up.
>> No. 437326 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 5:30 pm
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As I get older I just find in your face, overly politicised people so, so tiring.
>> No. 437327 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 6:18 pm
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>>437326
I've thought that from a young age. I mean, I care about others wellbeing and society at large, but being in charge politically? Why are they so arrogant that they have all the right ideas?
>> No. 437330 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 6:43 pm
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>>437327
I really don't know. I have a lot of respect for people that acknowledge they don't have all the answers and that their side, their argument, their front line politicians/people have flaws and get things wrong.

Everybody seems so divided. It gets really boring for example when people pile in on Trump for an out of context quote. He's got lots to criticise, but when they take something out of context to attack him it puts me off and then in my mind they're no better than him, do you get what I mean?
>> No. 437332 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 6:59 pm
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>>437330

I get what you mean. It often seems to me that people need to step back and take a good devil's advocate look at their views, and then things would be a bit more rational and reasonable. But I also feel like that's partly because I'm an emotionally distant sperg and fail to appreciate how much stock other people put in feelings.

I feel that often these people are also slightly blind to the most glaring weaknesses in their own rhetoric, and that becomes tiresome. The current flavour of the week is dolphin rape, for example, so obviously there's been lots of "omg you guys dolphin rape is so bad! why can't you see how bad the dolphin rape is?" going about. Which, obviously, it is, I would never deny that. Of course it is.

But the blindingly obvious thing these people are missing is that their opponents are racists. Of course they don't understand why you think dolphin rape is bad. They literally don't care one bit about that. You might as well be talking about potato wedges. You need to change your tact because you're absolutely, 100% wasting your time with that approach; and I really don't understand why that comes as a surprise.

I don't think I've articulated that very well but it's been banging about in my head for a while. I feel like there's a lot of trying to hammer square pegs through round holes in today's politics. That or it's just because so much of it is entirely performative.
>> No. 437334 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 7:18 pm
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>>437332
>But the blindingly obvious thing these people are missing is that their opponents are racists. Of course they don't understand why you think dolphin rape is bad.

So you're saying that people constantly questioning dolphin rape and holding racists to account are ineffective because they won't change anyone's viewpoint?

I don't mean to insult your intelligence, but do you think there is less dolphin rape, or fewer racists, today than there were seventy or a hundred and fifty years ago? If so, what reason do you give for that being the case?
>> No. 437335 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 7:23 pm
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>>437334

The integration of immigrant communities, face to face interaction that enabled people to see that brown folk aren't so different after all, that sort of thing.

I'm not saying you've deliberately understood me, but I did make the disclaimer I probably haven't articulated the argument all too well. I just don't think telling people (especially on the internet) that their subjective viewpoint is wrong has ever really got anyone anywhere.
>> No. 437340 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 8:15 pm
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>>437332
A lot of people in America like watching Fox News, not because they think it's accurate but because the sentiment agrees with their prejudices and they prefer to have that reinforced. People care more about feeling right than accuracy and Fox better than anyone else know their audience and how to pander to them.

On the racist front I'd say the issue is that these people don't think they're being racist. It's the "legitimate concerns." If people call them racist then it's easy to rationalise this as not being a credible claim because it's come from some easily triggered Rotherham enabling hand-wringing do-gooder lefty snowflake who hates our country and cries dolphin rape at everyone and everything, to the point the word racist has been watered down and almost lost all meaning.
>> No. 437343 Anonymous
1st June 2020
Monday 10:11 pm
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Third chap here.

My own viewpoint on this is that as a society we've put a great deal of time and energy into teaching people how to be politically correct "you can't use that word it's racist", but far too little effort into solving the underlying issues such as segregation and inequality. We've essentially taught entire generations of people how to hide their prejudices from other people, rather than proving that some of their prejudices are incorrect and working to lessen any truths underlying other negative prejudices.


I was going to make an anecdote about how you could find plenty of posh white hipster students wearing #BLM tshirts, who would still cross over to the other side of the road if they saw a group of black guys walking towards them, but then I remembered that they would anyway because of social distancing
>> No. 437351 Anonymous
2nd June 2020
Tuesday 12:32 pm
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>> No. 437354 Anonymous
2nd June 2020
Tuesday 2:35 pm
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>>437343
Aye, society's better at teaching people what to think than how to think.
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15th August 2020
Saturday 5:34 pm
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I've been feeling self concious of late;

Out with my brother today we walked past a public tent hosted by a community group I've been interested in joining, but I felt too embarassed to approach them because I'm getting pretty fat and wearing my 'hippy' gear of sandals, rolled up loose corduroy trousers and a grey slightly stained tshirt. I feel scruffy and slobbish wearing this - like the vulnerable feeling of wearing no underwear inside your trousers - but I've no other clothes for this weather plus I like the simplicity of my attire. I've been refered to as a slob before while wearing similar clothing and walking barefoot so I guess I'm still holding the shame of that in my mind. It doesn't help that the trousers are held together by a string because they're too narrow for my 'lockdown belly' (as people have been calling it).

Later on our walk my brother bumped into a friend whom I recognised; this aquaintence looked over me once and said 'hello, how are you' then proceeded to talk primarily to my brother. This isn't unusual because I lack social skills and the aquaintence realises this on some level, but later one of his friends joined the chat and was introduced to my brother and not me - again it makes sense because we've little in common but it left me feeling poor.

I just feel embarrassed, ashamed, and all those times i'd refered to myself as retarded are starting to come back up again.

I feel as though a change of attire, haircut and maybe a beard trim would improve my self esteem but (yes, there's always a but) the change feels sudden and I feel embarrassed about being seen trying. You might say no one will recognise me but this is a small town and I recognise a number of people from the highstreet alone.
I'd like to begin checking the local charity shops for clothes again but the current mask bullshit and shop capacity problems feel inhibitive (anything but 'fruit of the loom heavy grey tshirt multipack' is similarly confusing to buy online).

I don't know, I'm just feeling self concious and ashamed at the moment. Everything is so loose and hanging out.
>> No. 438589 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 5:58 pm
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>>438588
>I feel as though a change of attire, haircut and maybe a beard trim would improve my self esteem but (yes, there's always a but) the change feels sudden
So don't do it all at once?
>> No. 438590 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 6:21 pm
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>>438588>>438589

The haircut and beard trim thing is a piece of piss. I got a set of hair clippers from Tesco for £30. It was an absolute impulse buy, but I'm glad I did it; I made my head 3 stone lighter in just as many minutes. I even carried on and did my pits 'n' balls.
>> No. 438591 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 7:09 pm
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Today I've been bramble picking. It's quite early in the season so most of them weren't ripe yet, but there was more than enough to come away with a sizeable haul. I'll be making jam with them later, possibly bramble scones too.

What boiled my piss was the amount of litter that I saw. If you go to the woods and litter you're a prize cunt.

>>438588
>the change feels sudden and I feel embarrassed about being seen trying

I've known a fair few people paralysed by fear of what other people will think about them. The reality is that most people won't give a shit. If they do say something then if you're improving your image then it's likely to be a positive comment. If not then so what?
>> No. 438592 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 7:15 pm
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>>438588>>438591
>If they do say something then if you're improving your image then it's likely to be a positive comment.

BrambleLad is correct in my case; people said I looked younger / better (but then, my head looked like a bird's nest before). Unless your skull is a strange shape, you should absolutely do it.
>> No. 438595 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 8:53 pm
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>>438591
I've a bumper crop in my garden too - jam is the obvious thing, but I was trying to think of what else I could do with them. I've tried putting them in an apple crumble, but it just makes it all go pink/taste a bit tart.
>> No. 438596 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 9:11 pm
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>>438595
Turnovers.
>> No. 438597 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 9:58 pm
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>>438595

I made them into wine. Fermented on the pulp for five days, separated, then "aged" (still fermenting) for three more days with a small amount of chipotle, some raw and some roasted French oak chips.

Can't taste the oak but it's a nice tipple.
>> No. 438598 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 10:24 pm
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>>438596
Fucking hell, can't we get spoilers for that kind of post. It's indecent. Some of us are trying not to rock up at the 24 hour supermarket at a quarter to midnight and buy 3000 calouries of slightly past it pastries for 25 pence.
>> No. 438608 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 12:44 am
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>>438597

That's a very short time for a wine. Fermentation normally takes weeks, as does self clearing.

Also, oak cips don't age your wine, they just make it taste of oak chips. The aging process of keeping wine in oak barrels isn't from the wood as such, it's from the fact that wooden barrels aren't completely airtight. The admittedly tiny amounts of oxygen that then constantly get through to a wine are what age it and make it taste smooth and rounded over time. You cannot speed up that aging process in a meaningful way, it needs to happen slowly. Exposing wine to too much oxygen too quickly will almost invariably make it go bad in a short amount of time.
>> No. 438609 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 12:56 am
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Watching a re-run of World War Z on Channel 4 and chuckling about this scene - I watched it being filmed against a mahoosive greenscreen on a disused army parade ground in Aldershot.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/mikecattell/6093126044
>> No. 438610 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 1:03 am
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>>438609

I was quite disappointed by the movie as such. Just not a very good sci fi movie, nor a good zombie film. Even the humble 28 Days Later was ten times better, and probably only had one tenth of the budget.
>> No. 438611 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 1:05 am
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>>438610
Agreed - Twelve Monkeys is the only similar kind of film I like Brad Pitt in.
>> No. 438623 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 12:31 pm
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>>438597
Oak and blackberries sound wonderful.
>> No. 438625 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 12:47 pm
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>>438608
Large scale fermentation might but I'm just doing this in a bucket and it is definitely capable of producing up to 20% in a few days if you want it to.

>ageing process
Using oak chips is a fairly common thing to do. I don't have oak barrels, just these buckets. It's fine. Other than there being a bit too much chipotle and not as much oak flavour as I'd like, that batch was just as good as off-the-shelf wines.
>> No. 438627 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 5:08 pm
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>>438625

>Large scale fermentation might but I'm just doing this in a bucket and it is definitely capable of producing up to 20% in a few days if you want it to.

Yes, some yeasts can produce that much alcohol in a week. But that's all you get, a lot of alcohol in your wine. But actual flavour takes months to develop. Also, many kinds of fruit contain tannins, which make it a good idea to let your wine mature for quite a while before drinking, because that way it becomes soft and loses its harshness. And there are a lot of other complex chemical reactions that go on in wine over months which impact taste and flavour. There is no way you can get all that from a wine that was still fermenting just a week ago. It's really not a question of large-scale fermentation or not. I've made batches of fruit wine of ten litres or less but let it go through a months-long process just the same. And you will find that most people who blog or post about their winemaking online do the same.


>Using oak chips is a fairly common thing to do

Yes, I know it's common, but again, oak chips don't age your wine, they make it taste of oak chips. Which is also true for wine that was aged in an actual barrel, but the oak flavour is just a byproduct. The real reason, once again, why barrel-aged wine is desirable is that the constant exposure to tiny amounts of oxygen breaks down tannins and gives the wine a smoother, more profound taste. And if it's kept in an oak barrel long enough, you will have a few percent of water evaporation, which can also concentrate flavour.

If you ever get the chance to visit a vineyard, ask for a glass of their best barrel aged wine. Not the supermarket stuff you can often buy in Britain that was treated with oak chips. The difference will be massively noticeable.
>> No. 438632 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 7:12 pm
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>>438627
I'm not going to go through a many-months long process to create a wine that there's a good chance will end up being undrinkably sour when I can do just under two weeks and get something I enjoy.
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16th August 2020
Sunday 7:58 pm
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>>438632

If it's undrinkably sour after many months, then it was undrinkably sour when it first fermented. Unless your wine suffers an acetobacter infection, your acid content will more or less remain constant. With the exception of grape wine, which tends to precipitate tartaric acid as solid salt crystals at the bottom of the vessel and thus actually loses acidity.

If acidity is a problem with your wines, then get an acid titration kit:

https://www.homebrewcentre.co.uk/acid-test-kit

A rule of thumb for winemaking is that fruit wine should have around 7 g/l acid content. A bit less perhaps in wine from tannin rich fruit like pear, quince, or grapes used for red wine.


Within reason, the more time that you leave your wine to mature, the better the taste will be. Almost without exception. I've got cherry wine in the basement from 2018 that still tasted just a bit "rough" from the tannins when I botttled it about six months after the initial fermentation, and I had a bit of it the other weekend, it now tastes very smooth and balmy.

What you get after two weeks is fruit flavoured ethanol, nothing more. You may not know any different, but just to attempt to prove me wrong, why not leave your next batch of wine to mature in the basment for six months. And then see if there's really no difference.
>> No. 438640 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 8:36 pm
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>>438635
I haven't got a basement, not storing things for six months is also a space issue.
>> No. 438644 Anonymous
16th August 2020
Sunday 10:23 pm
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Yesterday I had a good laugh at a bouncer's expense after I overheard his boss call him Armani. I'd never met someone named after a clothing brand before and it was nice to see some of the smugness disappear from his face.
>> No. 438678 Anonymous
19th August 2020
Wednesday 4:45 pm
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I've decided that I'm going to get my dad a Chuckle Brothers DVD as a bit of a joke present. Which one do I go for:

- Spooky Goings On.
- Pirates of the River Rother.
- Indiana Chuckles and the Kingdom of the Mythical Sulk.
- A Christmas Chuckle.

They're all recordings of their stage shows.
>> No. 438679 Anonymous
19th August 2020
Wednesday 4:57 pm
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>>438678
Spooky Goings On. All Saints' Eve is coming up anyway.
>> No. 438686 Anonymous
20th August 2020
Thursday 12:18 am
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>>438678
Spooky Goings on is funny as fuck even at 35.
>> No. 438687 Anonymous
20th August 2020
Thursday 1:18 am
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>>438686
Seems like a bunch of childish nonsense to me
to you!
>> No. 438700 Anonymous
22nd August 2020
Saturday 3:51 pm
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One sachet of yeast doesn't make enough pizza, but two sachets of yeast would make too much pizza.
>> No. 438701 Anonymous
22nd August 2020
Saturday 4:07 pm
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>>438700
Buy a little tub. I picked up a little tub of Allison's bread yeast for £1 iirc. Then you can spoon it out as you need.
>> No. 438769 Anonymous
2nd September 2020
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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I'd like to make accounts with the websites I enjoy but they all require associated email addresses - utilities such as 10 minute mail don't seem to work, they must be blacklisted by modern account software.
My main concern is privacy and that.

Can you offer solutions?
General searching tips like "browse beyond the second page" are good too.

Would it be worth making a /g/ general comments and questions thread? I'd feel like a sausage making a thread for this.
>> No. 438770 Anonymous
2nd September 2020
Wednesday 6:51 pm
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>>438769
There are plenty of sites providing disposable or anonymous email addresses. You just need to cycle through them until you find one that the particular site you're using hasn't blacklisted. Lots of sites just have manual lists that they update from time to time.

This isn't a recommendation, and other options are available, but I've used Sneakemail for around a decade and there are only a few places I've had to use something else.
>> No. 438771 Anonymous
2nd September 2020
Wednesday 8:59 pm
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September rolls around and I find myself thinking things like "I must remember to see if they have any Prestone Extreme Performance Screen Wash next time I'm down the shop, it was Auto-Express' best buy last year and melts ice at up to -18°C." I've come a long way from thinking "I must remember to phone up Greeny and see if he's got weight to shift".

I think the isolation of this past year is starting to crack me. I've still got plenty of social interaction going on technically, but I'm starting to feel incredibly sheltered. Too much solitary reading and absorbing things. Not enough expressing and feedback. I am starting to understand how weird trainspotting anorak types end up the way they do, it's happening to me.

We watched The Lighthouse last night. Can't say I'd recommend it, but it's definitely worth a watch, if you know what I mean.
>> No. 438772 Anonymous
2nd September 2020
Wednesday 9:37 pm
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>>438771
>Prestone Extreme Performance Screen Wash

I literally noticed this evening that Tesco have it on special - in the doorway by the entrance/exit, where they have all the other weird/big outdoor stuff.
>> No. 438773 Anonymous
2nd September 2020
Wednesday 9:56 pm
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I've got into a new routine and the weeks are flying past.
While it's nice, I fear it will go on too long and before I know it it'll be next year and I'll feel like I've wasted a shitload of time.

I want this virus shite to be over already, I want normality.
>> No. 438780 Anonymous
4th September 2020
Friday 12:22 pm
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I was excited to sow all my seeds in the propagator and now I've done it I feel at a bit of a loose end. Got a nice baby agave in the post too. Just think; if I keep it alive for only thirty years I'll be able to harvest it and make my own mezcal!
>> No. 438781 Anonymous
4th September 2020
Friday 12:40 pm
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>>438772

I was going to thank you for the tip, but they didn't have any in mine, so now I'm going to spend an entire winter running on sub par Tesco own brand screen wash. Not even Halfrauds has it. I think people must have been panic buying it like the great bog roll panic back in February.
>> No. 438782 Anonymous
4th September 2020
Friday 3:47 pm
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>>438781
Starting to think I ought to buy it all up and eBay the lot - had no idea that screen wash was A Thing.
>> No. 438783 Anonymous
4th September 2020
Friday 4:31 pm
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Gave in and ordered a bunch of mixed cold-hardy agave seeds.
I put my spare aloe pups on Freecycle and all the people who responded to the listing are attractive young women. It makes sense, who else commonly wants house plants but doesn't have many of their own yet? Fuck the Ostrich Method, get with the Aloe Program.
>> No. 438914 Anonymous
11th September 2020
Friday 9:32 pm
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Two of the eleven cacti I re-potted last weekend are looking a bit yellow. I can't understand why as the process for them was the same as all the others which are doing fine. I've sown another 85 seeds and have another 146 that should arrive fairly soon; I think I've learned some lessons and should have much higher germination and survival rates this time.
>> No. 438935 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 2:12 pm
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I can't stop coughing. I tried to get tested earlier this week and the site wasn't working. Now I can't get tested because it's been over 5 days since my symptoms started.

I've been hiding in my room to try and protect my flatmates, who have kindly responded by letting the place turn into a total fucking pigsty and not even keeping soft drinks in so I can take cough drugs- obviously trying to avoid going to the shops myself so I don't coof all over everyone.

So my current feeling is that I'm going to bomb the houses of parliament. That or travel back in time to shoot Bojo in the back of the head.
>> No. 438936 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 2:23 pm
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>>438935
I believe there are some breathing exercises you can do that gets you through the coughing bit a little easier; also sleeping facing down is supposed to help.

Get well soon ladm8 and try not to die.
>> No. 438938 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 4:27 pm
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>>438935

Testing capacity is overwhelmed because they thought it was a great idea to set a pie in the sky target while doing absolutely fuck all to increase our ability to do it. Whole thing is a shambles.

If the Tories stay in power beyond the next election, I'm emigrating. To Mars.
>> No. 438939 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 4:52 pm
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>>438938
>If the Tories stay in power beyond the next election

Simply not going to happen given the 'rona and exitting from the European Union. People have already had enough; give it another twelve months and there will be demands for an election.
>> No. 438940 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 5:02 pm
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Whenever I see a magpie, it's always alone. Perhaps that's I'm severely depressed.
>> No. 438941 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 5:46 pm
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>>438940
Get two pet magpies and you'll be sorted.
>> No. 438942 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 6:30 pm
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>>438940
You have to say good morning to them, it's a rule. Maybe that would help?
>> No. 438946 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 8:45 pm
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>>438940
I noticed this recently too, but then after noticing it I've seen two everytime I've gone out since, except for the other day when I saw 5. Is there a rhyme for 5?
>> No. 438948 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 9:18 pm
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>>438946
One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for a girl
Four for a boy
Five for silver
Six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told.
>> No. 438949 Anonymous
12th September 2020
Saturday 9:19 pm
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>>438941

Fuck that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49711147#:~:text=Swooping%20magpies%20are%20a%20common,in%20Wollongong%2C%20New%20South%20Wales.
>> No. 439009 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 4:52 pm
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I just found my Dymo LabelPoint and it works!! I thought I had lost it and would have to buy a new one (and they don't seem to make them anymore - what do OCD labelling types use now?)

Slightly sad that I'm going to have to buy new tape for it, and Dymo don't make that so its knock-off copy stuff, which is at least loads cheaper than the "real" thing, but otherwise thrilled!
>> No. 439061 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 3:39 pm
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The woman with the big arse who wore yoga pants every day doesn't turn up during the school run anymore. Gutted.
>> No. 439149 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 11:42 am
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Only 17 of the 60 seeds sown on >>438780 have germinated, that's a bit rubbish. The conditions should have been optimal.
I know nobody else is interested but I forgot to make a note of when they all went in so I'm using these posts as one. I can move them to the windowsill on the 3rd of October.
If any of the agave have fallen over or grown sideways they'll need propping up too.
>> No. 439151 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 3:00 pm
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>>439149
I really like your propagator - is that light re-purposed or part of it? I'm guessing the latter as it seems to have those slats in the plastic roof - where did you get that from?
>> No. 439152 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 3:27 pm
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>>439151
It's an "X-stream heat propagator" with "Sunblaster" lights and "Nanotech T5" reflectors. They're made by different companies but it seems to be designed to fit. The propagator came with a probe thermostat but I had to get a timer for the lights separately.
>> No. 439153 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 3:34 pm
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Trying not to laugh at this.
>> No. 439154 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 3:53 pm
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>>439153

That's pretty fucking funny.

I assume he's making loads of secret dodgy money, though? No man has the right to be as cocky as him while making less money than many britfa.gs users.
>> No. 439155 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 4:29 pm
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>>439153
Now the Russians will offer him more money.
>> No. 439156 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 7:51 pm
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>>439153
The poor thing. He must be struggling to make his last couple of thousand last each month.
>> No. 439158 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 8:47 pm
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>>439156

This why he needs to do all those odd jobs at dairies, building sites, and laboratories.
>> No. 439159 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 9:10 pm
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>>439156
His take home is £7.5k - I imagine most of that goes into paying the maintenance of his kids/divorce, which is entirely his own fault to be honest.

I do think it's slightly unfair around the HMRC "benefit in kind" of using the flat attached to Number 10 - he would be criticised if he didn't lived there, and it seems entirely reasonable to me that it should simply be a perk of the job.
>> No. 439163 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 11:02 pm
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>>439159
I'd always figured it was, the way they make such a big deal of the sitting PM moving into Number 10. And Bodger does do a lot of sitting.
>> No. 439177 Anonymous
20th September 2020
Sunday 9:33 am
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There's a real scarcity of Xbox One controllers at the moment. No shops in town had them in stock, and even online retailers like Argos, Amazon, Smyths etc had none in for delivery. I ended up paying slightly more than I would like to get one from the Microsoft store. I assume it's because the Series X controller will replace the One ones when they launch in a couple of months, but the newer models are smaller with a worse d-pad so they're no good for me.
>> No. 439263 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 9:22 am
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What is the point of leaf blowers? Isn't it just shifting a problem somewhere else rather than dealing with it?
>> No. 439264 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 9:32 am
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>>439263 You make a big pile that's easy to pick up into a trailer or whatever. to take away.
If your're just shunting them along, you're a cunt. Doubly so on a windy day.
>> No. 439265 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 10:18 am
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>>439263

You get to make a massive amount of noise early on a Sunday morning and fill your neighbour's garden with leaves, crisp packets and empty cans. Absolute arseholes. I hope they do a Brian Harvey with a ride-on lawnmower.
>> No. 439268 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 12:10 pm
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I know a lot of people get upset about leaf blowers, but mine has a SUCK mode, too, and a bag that hoovers up all the leaves; if you have a big garden(s) with many trees, then it is a godsend. I have never used it in BLOW mode, but I've no doubt all my neighbours think I'm a cunt for using it.
>> No. 439272 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 4:14 pm
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Nah, big gardens have a billygoat. 4 gears and 16bhp. Loud in a way that a mere leaf blower can only dream of.
However, I barely use it any more, just use the mower with the brush & collector on the back, much quicker.
Still, been doing autumn gardening this weekend, so plenty of 2-stroke action. Chainsaws, hedge trimmers, brushcutter. Shoulders are pure pain.
>> No. 439282 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 8:16 pm
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>>439268
Have you ever had the slight urge to use it on yourself?
>> No. 439288 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 10:46 pm
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>>439282
No. I have long-term access to sexual congress with an actual female, almost whenever I like, so the idea of sticking my dick in a power tool, or any kind of electronic device really, seems extremely stupid and a very bad approach to life. Your mileage may vary.
>> No. 439289 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 11:52 pm
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>> No. 439302 Anonymous
29th September 2020
Tuesday 11:52 am
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My car insurance is up for renewal and it looks like it'll be going up from about £330 to around £440. Here was me thinking that coronavirus would see premiums going down.
>> No. 439303 Anonymous
29th September 2020
Tuesday 12:09 pm
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>>439288
>I have long-term access to sexual congress with an actual female
An actual female what?
>> No. 439388 Anonymous
3rd October 2020
Saturday 3:09 pm
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I've not done too well with this agave; only 9 out of 40 seeds successfully germinated. It's not totally awful for a first try but still disappointing. The Parryi did best at 5, Utahensis worst with just 1 and the other 4 I have no idea what they are.
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3rd October 2020
Saturday 3:14 pm
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The cacti on the other hand came in strong with about 50% germination for all varieties from all the different vendors. These were spread across about six different boxes but I've consolidated them here as I'd like to try again with more agave so this frees up space and soil. I'll probably lose a few from the stress of being moved but as I have sixty that's... fine.
>> No. 439390 Anonymous
3rd October 2020
Saturday 4:09 pm
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>>439389
They look great, every time I have attemped cacti from seed they fail miserably.
>> No. 439391 Anonymous
3rd October 2020
Saturday 4:24 pm
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>>439390
The humidity and consistent temperature seem to be key.
>> No. 439400 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 12:23 am
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>>439389

I was in Greece in September three years ago, at peak season for prickly pears. I took some fruit back home with me and germinated the seeds. They have grown into half a dozen cacti, the biggest of which is now almost 2 ft tall.

People have told me that opuntia are notoriously difficult to germinate, and advice online ranges from eating the seeds and shitting them out again to grinding them on one side with sandpaper to help break the seed's hard shell. I simply put them in a shallow pot with moist compost above a radiator and placed a turned over glass bowl over it to trap the heat. And after about two weeks, little baby cacti started popping up.
>> No. 439401 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 12:27 am
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>>439400
That's impressive. I've not tried any of those but what I'm doing is just a slightly more measured version. Maybe it's a freshness thing? Buying seeds you have no idea how fresh they really are, older ones being harder to germinate, but yours were obviously as fresh as it's possible to be.
>> No. 439403 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 1:01 am
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>>439401

Yes, the age of your seeds is definitely a factor. But also, the fruit that your seeds come from must be fully ripe. The best donor fruit are usually those that are almost too far gone to be eaten, not just with prickly pears. When you buy seeds, you never know how and under what circumstances they were sourced.
>> No. 439404 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 1:07 am
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>>439403
That's valid, comes under the whole not-knowing of what you're buying but yes.
>> No. 439405 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 1:12 am
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Prickly pears grow like fucking weeds once they get established, so well done for that. I'm very familiar with them from many visits to Malta, where they grow all over the place, like Greece. The eating/shitting them out to germninate story sounds slightly apocryphal, they have a well known laxative effect if you eat too many, but the fruit is DELICIOUS; knowing how plants evolve though I wouldn't be surprised.

My hands are tingly/stinging now just at the thought of picking them and how many spikes you get in your hands. As I'm sure you saw, the leaves have huge spikey bits, but the fruit have millions of tiny hairline spikes.

Jealous / impressed that you've managed to grow one though.
>> No. 439406 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 1:32 am
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>>439405
What do prickly pears taste like? Like pears or apples..?
>> No. 439407 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 1:59 am
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>>439406

I would describe it as a mix between watermelon and strawberry.

The texture is a bit like cantaloupe, but with plenty of seeds that are about 3-4 mm in diameter.
>> No. 439408 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 3:46 am
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>>439407
That... actually sounds pretty good. I would love to try it.
>> No. 439409 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 11:50 am
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>>439408
You can get cuttings for a few quid on ebay and etsy, you just need* to know if you're getting one that's rooted or not and if so what needs doing with it.

*Given how well they seem to grow this may not matter that much.
>> No. 439410 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 2:59 pm
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One day I could come back from IKEA with only the things I intended to buy.

Swear they put something in the air conditioning.

DAMN YOU CAPITALIST SWEDES AND YOUR FLATPACK
>> No. 439411 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 7:49 pm
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>>439410

Just order online. They charge for delivery, but it works out cheaper because you don't end up spunking £30 on house plants, candles and a shitload of meatballs.
>> No. 439412 Anonymous
4th October 2020
Sunday 10:43 pm
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>>439410

>DAMN YOU CAPITALIST SWEDES AND YOUR FLATPACK

And to think that Swedes are usually the furtest from.
>> No. 439414 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 10:44 am
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50 parryi, 50 utahensis and 20 ovatifolia in the bigger tray.
Just marking the date so I remember it later. Ready to go on the 19th.
>> No. 439415 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 10:50 am
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>>439414

You'll be a fanny magnet with all those succulents.
>> No. 439416 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 10:53 am
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>>439415

Okay.
>> No. 439417 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 11:16 am
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>>439415
Aloe? Is it me you're looking for?
>> No. 439419 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 3:03 pm
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>>439417

Growing your own aloe plants will make you a hit with 30something women and up.
>> No. 439420 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 3:46 pm
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>>439419
That's more women than anyone needs in one go.
>> No. 439421 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 8:07 pm
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Happy Gilmore is probably the only Adam Sandler film I like. I've watched it more times than I'd care to admit.
>> No. 439422 Anonymous
6th October 2020
Tuesday 4:30 pm
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>>439421
I have a soft spot for Anger Management and Big Daddy. His newer movies are shit but I appreciate that he still looks after his friends.
>> No. 439423 Anonymous
6th October 2020
Tuesday 7:09 pm
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>>439421

I Like the Waterboy, just because Fairuza Balk is in it and she makes my balls ache.
>> No. 439424 Anonymous
6th October 2020
Tuesday 7:18 pm
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>>439423
Here you go lad, post this in the "still would" thread.
>> No. 439425 Anonymous
6th October 2020
Tuesday 7:34 pm
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Sometimes when I'm having a wee I play a game where I try and put my fingers as close to the stream of piss as possible without getting them wet.
>> No. 439426 Anonymous
6th October 2020
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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>>439424
I thought that was Noel Fielding for a second.
>> No. 439427 Anonymous
6th October 2020
Tuesday 8:17 pm
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>>439426

Could be.

You never know with him.
>> No. 439431 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 12:03 pm
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You ever sit in a meeting with people your age and think "holy hell, we're the grown-ups now". I've zoned out entirely from a meeting watching two people younger than me discuss quite serious stuff and high-level management.

They're involved and talking like professionals about stuff that has no immediate impact but look like people I went to school with. This is nuts.
>> No. 439433 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 1:25 pm
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>>439431
>You ever sit in a meeting with people your age and think "holy hell, we're the grown-ups now".

Yeah. I don't like it one bit.
>> No. 439434 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 1:50 pm
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>>439431

I don't know how old you are, but at thirty, I feel like this quite often about myself, when I hear myself talking about planning equipment rotations five years into the future or explaining to people who have been doing something a certain way for longer than I've been alive that I've worked out a more efficient way to do it within the last couple of weeks, I get serious fucking impostor syndrome. But people seem to smile and nod and go "oh okay" and then implement it, so I must be fine.

On the other hand, I'm new to this career so there are certainly other people around me that look like they're about seven, but know much more than me. It's hard to decide which is worse.
>> No. 439492 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 11:13 am
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Started stratifying some acorns. Should be good to plant in late January.
>> No. 439494 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 12:44 pm
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>>439492
What do you do to stratify them?
>> No. 439500 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 9:00 am
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>>439494
Not him, but in the past I've had success growing sweet chestnuts using this method.

Get a sturdy plastic bag, fill it with a mix of sphagnum moss and the seeds, make sure it's fairly damp but not soaking wet, tie it up tight and poke some holes through the bag for aeration, and then leave it in your fridge for a few months.
Keep checking them and they should eventually sprout on their own. Note you don't want them too cold, it's safer in the door of the fridge than at the back where they can freeze.
>> No. 439502 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 9:01 am
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Is it sweet chestnut picking time of year?
>> No. 439503 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 9:12 am
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>>439494
I just put them in some tupperware and the fridge, all that stuff about moss may help but I'm not sure it needs to be that complicated. The fridge door bit is definitely a good tip though.
>> No. 439509 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 11:02 pm
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>>439500

The only problem is that sweet chestnut trees take about 20 years before they first bear chestnuts. So this is definitely one of the longest long-term projects you'll ever take on.

That said, I've grown two mango trees from shop bought mangoes, they're each about 25 inches tall now, but they will never bear fruit. Because they need constant temperatures above 25°C and loads of humidity to even flower.

They make very decorative livingroom plants though that grow quite quickly under the right conditions, so if you're in the mood to try something off the beaten track, now is a good time of year to start. Get a fully ripe mango, the squishier the better, then carefully pry open the husk, and then wrap the emerging seed in toilet paper, put it in a small Tupperware box with the lid open on one side, add a bit of water so that the toilet paper is just about wet, and put the box in the warmest spot in your home. Check every two days to ensure that the seed is still moist. After about a week or two, the plant should get going and you'll quickly have a stem that's about five inches tall. It's then ready to plant into a pot with compost.
>> No. 439510 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 11:10 pm
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>>439509
If you're going to just grow something indoors for decoration, why not get something that has some other practical purpose? At the very least, something that's good at filtering chemicals out of the air.
I do see the allure of doing something with the massive seed you get out of a mango or avocado or whatever but they'll never fruit, never contribute to your local ecosystem, never survive without your care; all they do is take up space.
>> No. 439512 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 11:36 pm
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>>439510

Are you off your tits again, drunklad?

I's really good fun to grow your own indoor plants from seeds. You'll always get to look at it and think you grew that plant. You didn't just get a ficus from Ikea for 15 quid.

Also, just to be a nitpicking cunt, any plant you grow binds carbon from the atmosphere, and any plant in a pot that you don't water regularly will not survive.
>> No. 439515 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 11:51 pm
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>>439510
But growing plants is fun.
>> No. 439516 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 11:55 pm
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>>439515
You both realise that you can grow plants with practical purpose from seed, too? Not just your food waste.
>> No. 439523 Anonymous
11th October 2020
Sunday 9:10 pm
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>>439516

Not everything needs to have a practical purpose, you know. And I prefer a homegrown mango tree in my livingroom to a ficus from Ikea.

Bit like complaining that your dog doesn't give milk.
>> No. 439524 Anonymous
11th October 2020
Sunday 9:41 pm
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>>439523
A ficus from IKEA? What the fuck are you talking about?
>> No. 439525 Anonymous
11th October 2020
Sunday 9:55 pm
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>>439524

https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/cat/plants-10779/


Ikea has good quality indoor plants, but they often tend to be more expensive than at your B&Q or Homebase.
>> No. 439526 Anonymous
11th October 2020
Sunday 9:58 pm
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While we're talking about plants can any of you recommend good indoor plants for the winter? Ideally for a chilly windowsill, the room itself is usually chilly too. I've only got two kalenchoes at the moment. Sorry if this derails or makes no sense I'm on the tail end of some shrooms, I just want a nice room full of plants/flowers for the winter.
>> No. 439527 Anonymous
11th October 2020
Sunday 10:37 pm
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>>439526

Most indoor plants come from subtropical regions where it doesn't get chilly a lot, so they often don't tolerate it well.

Succulents are a good bet, because they are often from polar climates, and are used to temperatures dropping every night.
>> No. 439528 Anonymous
11th October 2020
Sunday 10:38 pm
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>>439527

>because they are often from polar climates

Ok, arid then.
>> No. 439530 Anonymous
11th October 2020
Sunday 11:41 pm
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>>439527
Bugger I probably should've said I'm aware of succulents but not a huge fan of them.
>> No. 439531 Anonymous
12th October 2020
Monday 12:05 pm
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>>439530
>I'm aware of succulents but not a huge fan
When you say you're "aware" of them, are you just picturing some fairly boring, artichoke-looking things, or are you really aware of all the shapes these things come in?
>> No. 439532 Anonymous
12th October 2020
Monday 12:26 pm
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>>439531
The latter, they just don't do much for me. Did stay in a house with a lot of them once so maybe I've just had my fill.
>> No. 439533 Anonymous
12th October 2020
Monday 12:28 pm
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>>439532
You're not meant to put them up your bum.
>> No. 439534 Anonymous
12th October 2020
Monday 2:45 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnraC-1jUeY
>> No. 439535 Anonymous
12th October 2020
Monday 6:25 pm
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>>439532

Succulents are always a good place to start for people who don't have much experience with plants, because they usually tolerate poorly kept soil and they will survive a week or two, perhaps longer, without proper water supply.

Plants like ficus are more temperamental, they will shed leaves profusely if they are kept in the wrong conditions. They especially don't like cold and drafty places around the house.
>> No. 439536 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:17 am
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>Pokemon: Rapper Logic spends £173,000 on rare Charizard card
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-54507760

I used to have this card along with a load of others but I gave them to the brother of a girl I was trying to impress when I was a teenager. Didn't even get anywhere and I remember my dad called me an idiot for doing it.

I just want a large amount of money with a minimum of effort on my part to acquire it, is that really so much to ask?
>> No. 439537 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:29 am
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>>439536
Do you play the lottery?
>> No. 439538 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:38 am
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>>439537
I want money so of course not.
>> No. 439539 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:46 am
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>>439538
You do realise the lottery pays out in money? Did you think they paid out jelly beans?
>> No. 439540 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 12:10 pm
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>>439536

Pokemon cards are actually worth something? I have a folder full of them in my parents attic. Pretty sure I had most of the shinies including that Charizard.
>> No. 439541 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 12:22 pm
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>>439540
Sod's law says you will now find them to have been eaten by mice/damaged by water/thrown away by your dad.
>> No. 439542 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 12:28 pm
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I found this pokemon website
https://www.pokemonpets.com/Shiny-Litwick-Pokemon-Pokedex-2607
which is secretly Shamanismic propaganda. I think it's mostly a rip of bulbapedia with this suggestion to visit whyShamanism.org slipped into the middle of each page.
>> No. 439543 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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>> No. 439544 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 12:30 pm
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>>439539
>You do realise the lottery pays out in money?
You do realise the expected return on a lottery ticket is less than half its price?
>> No. 439545 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 1:18 pm
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Weird thought but how much was the outlook of stoicism a reflection of the Ancient to Medieval mindset toward destiny and the societal conditions of the time?

To go into detail, if you look at the original stories from bygone eras you spot that the characters have a proclivity to either accept their fate (e.g. the Odyssey) or when they do rebel it happens anyway. Ultimately a very deterministic universe is presented whether that be the machinations of a curse or the wheel of fortuna in Dark Age Christianity. In this context, stoicism seems more akin to a way to cope with the reality without it becoming tragedy. Boethius perhaps gave the Christian expansion on this concept where he wrote in a fictional conversation with Fortuna that wicked men suffer from their own power where their nature only binds them to do evil whereas the pious who suffer only profit - but essentially up and down come like the tide and bitching of how the bad guys come out on top misses the point.

Today it would be slightly different under the influence of existentialism, absurdism etc. I'm certain this isn't some new observation but something that bubbled to the surface in mind. Not to discredit stoicism, just a thought.

>>439542
Is anyone else seeing an ongoing religious war in their youtube recommendations? I keep getting shown channels for Shamanismic, Christian and sometimes even Taoist videos.
>> No. 439546 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 1:37 pm
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>>439544
Oh now suddenly you're talking about 'expected return'? If you're such a fucking economist why are you whinging on here about your inability to make any money?
>> No. 439548 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 4:27 pm
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>>439545
I keep getting ads for Mi'kmaq merchandise. Something to do with a "tradition of knightly chivalry".
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13th October 2020
Tuesday 7:15 pm
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>>439545

>how much was the outlook of stoicism a reflection of the Ancient to Medieval mindset toward destiny and the societal conditions of the time?

A lot. To elaborate on that: They weren't wrong, you typically have a lot less control over your "fate" than you think you do.

There was a scientific study demonstrating as much, but I can't be arsed to find it so I'll just ask you to trust me. It's not a pessimist statement saying we're all just dragged along by the currents of time, but it is a realist statement that we all massively overestimate our ability to influence the world around us. The conflict between expectation and reality then leads to unhappiness.

Also consider asking yourself why it's still so relevant and prevalent today. In many regards, we haven't come as far as we'd like to think either.
>> No. 439550 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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>>439549

A scientific study on free will vs predeterminism? Sounds reasonable.
>> No. 439551 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 8:36 pm
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>>439550

No, you spacker, a much smaller scale study into whether people overestimate their ability to influence a situation. It's pretty easily done. You get a group of people, interview them about their attitudes on things, then put them through a set-up situation to see if their ability matches what they expressed.

If you think you sounded like a billy big bollock smart arse there, you might be quite shocked if you ever decide to actually look into the fields of sociology or experimental psychology.
>> No. 439552 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 9:32 pm
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>>439551

What does any of what you just described have to do with "fate"? How people respond in the moment to a set-up situation you've just sprung on them has no relation to how well they can impact the overall course of their lives.
>> No. 439553 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 9:59 pm
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>>439549
That's not what I was talking about. Functionally it doesn't even matter.

My thought was on the history of philosophy and in particular storytelling where there's a noticeable divide in man's relative position to the universe and where even in absurdist writing characters by definition still fight against a predetermined destiny. From a societal perspective I wouldn't call it a bad outcome to encourage resistance to the way things are or to imagine a better world that by default comes about owing to the current pace of innovation.

>>439551
I'm not convinced on the studies validity owing to how we're hardwired to participate in things like democratic voting without knowing the real reasons why (tribalism). We have blind-spots, big deal it doesn't remove choice on that level.
>> No. 439554 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 10:28 pm
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It's not even the full two weeks and these things have a near 90% germ rate. Incredible.
>> No. 439555 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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>>439552

What else is fate but the collision of chaotic, random and unpredictable events we find our lives affected by? Philosophers have been asking this question since before the time of Christ mate.

>>439553

The key seems to be that you think societal conditions were significantly different then, in terms of how much a single person (or protagonist) could alter the larger narrative of their life. I really don't think they are much different now, we just have lots of shiny gadgets in the mix.

None of that is to say trying to resist is a bad thing, but if you wanted to ask how much stoicism is a reflection of that, I feel it's obvious. Modern day CBT therapy is just stoicism with fancy medical lingo attached. We are still cogs in a machine much greater than us.

You might want to read up on some Taoism. Affecting change while accepting the inevitability of "fate" are not necessarily mutually exclusive concepts.
>> No. 439556 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:07 pm
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>>439555
One-off eventa and the accumulated long term events of a life are not comparable. You can't assume something like that scales. You'll find out if you ever actually look into the fields of sociology or experimental psychology.
>> No. 439557 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:18 pm
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>>439556

>One-off events and the accumulated long term events of a life are not comparable. You can't assume something like that scales.

You can't assume it doesn't either. One off events can be life changing. Long term experience can amount to nothing in the face of mere circumstance.
>> No. 439558 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:35 pm
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>>439557
I don't need to, the onus is on you to show that the thing you're talking about is relevant and supports your initial statement; you haven't, because it's not.
>> No. 439559 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:47 pm
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>>439558

I too remember that great bit in Plato's Republic, where the young upstart Aristotle charges in and yells "BURDEN OF PROOF YOU OLD BEARDY TWAT". Plato was rekt and nobody ever listened to him ever again.

Fuck off with your student debate club gotchas, if you don't want to actually talk about a subject don't start a conversation.
>> No. 439560 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:50 pm
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>>439559

It's not a "gotcha" you angry little man, you're just talking shite.
>> No. 439561 Anonymous
13th October 2020
Tuesday 11:59 pm
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>>439560

Well, I'm better at it than you in any case.
>> No. 439562 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 12:01 am
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>>439561
Agreed.
>> No. 439563 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 12:11 am
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That was a nice read, and then the gotchalad ruined it.
>> No. 439564 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 1:03 am
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I do trend to feel that there's something insecure and immature about people who reject the notion of external events/circumstances playing a substantial role in a person's life and outcomes. I've come to think of it as one of the things you have to really get to grips with as an adult, when you have to start taking responsibility and making decisions based on your own wellbeing, because things won't just work out automatically like they do when you're a kid. The thing is you're only ever choosing the path which is the most beneficial, the route of least resistance, or whatever matters in your particular circumstances. You never really seize the day to make of it what you will, because if you did, you would probably be in prison or homeless.

I think this is the bit those people don't want to admit to themselves because it makes them feel the kind of existential angst they can only suppress by telling themselves they really DID want to be the audit manager for an office stationery distributor. That was the best they could do, so they had to rationalise it as their own free will, rather than the cruelty of fate.
>> No. 439566 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 1:53 am
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>>439564
Yes, it's definitely the people who take responsibility for their actions who are being childish, it's very mature of you to blame circumstances for you not being a doctor or any other thing that takes long term planning and commitment in a way that's not really possible to just fall into yet millions of people still somehow manage.
>> No. 439567 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 2:19 am
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>>439566
Unnecessarily rude post.
>> No. 439569 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 7:34 am
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>>439564
>I do trend to feel that there's something insecure and immature about people who reject the notion of external events/circumstances playing a substantial role in a person's life and outcomes

In my experience you see a lot of the mindset of "If anything good happens to me it's because of my hard work and smarts, if anything bad happens to me it's because of poor luck and circumstances beyond my control. If anything good happens to someone else it's because of fortunate luck, if anything bad happens to them it's because they deserve it due to being lazy, not working hard enough and making poor life choices."
>> No. 439570 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 9:11 am
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>>439567
Yes, because the blanket statement about how everyone who isn't like you are all insecure, immature and in denial was such a supremely polite post to make.
>> No. 439572 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 10:02 am
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>>439566

You don't know what that poster does for a living. You're really proving their point quite capably.
>> No. 439575 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 10:39 am
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>>439572

So long as he didn't become a doctor by accident one day, I'm really not.
>> No. 439576 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 10:50 am
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>>439575

A tenner says I can make you do the bit about crabs in a bucket again if I carry on.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 439577 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 11:21 am
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>>439576

Go on then.
>> No. 439578 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 11:32 am
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I can't believe we're actually arguing over whether or not class plays a role in your success in life. I can't believe someone is on britfa.gs arguing that all you need to do is pull up your bootstraps, it's easy.

Fuck off back to America and/or Knightsbridge.
>> No. 439579 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 11:40 am
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>>439578
Nobody is arguing that.
>> No. 439580 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 12:07 pm
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>>439575

I don't know many of people who have ended up as airline pilots or business owners by accident either, but I do know a couple who would love to tell you how full of shit you are right now.
>> No. 439581 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 12:21 pm
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>>439580

You don't need to add an insult to your sentence after backing down like that.
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14th October 2020
Wednesday 7:33 pm
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>>439578

We started out talking about the concept of stoicism and how it relates to "societal conditions".

It's obviously not much of a leap to go from the idea that circumstances outside of your control can have a big impact on your life, to midwit tories posting about how much control they have over their lives, completely without irony, in the middle of a global pandemic that came out of nowhere and devastated entire industries.

>>439581

Let's ask Big Man what they should retrain as then shall we?

Oh dear oh dear.
>> No. 439586 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 9:13 pm
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>>439555
>The key seems to be that you think societal conditions were significantly different then, in terms of how much a single person (or protagonist) could alter the larger narrative of their life. I really don't think they are much different now, we just have lots of shiny gadgets in the mix.

I wouldn't go so far, social organisation differed drastically in the past in a way quite unlike now and with it a feedback loop of social engineering. If you live in a society of rigid distribution of power along patrilineal lines or entrenched religious order (remember magic was real back then) then that is going to be reflected in the common narratives people tell. It's not a revelatory thought in that aspect, people and especially children learn from the stories we tell like knights and princesses.

Today you can talk of how things haven't changed and I don't even need to argue on that because I'm merely able to imagine a world of social mobility. Similarly to us doubt and faith are interlinked but ask someone a thousand years ago and they will tell you that they know God is real as sure as 1+1=2. So long as they don't just put you in the wicker man for such blasphemy.

The symptom of this is a great deal of interest in modern society of 'retelling' of myth/legend to reflect the different way we now see characters. Medusa and Lilith have fisherperson retelling, Sisyphus smiles, Don Quixote was elevated from a comical figure to one of the greatest heroes of literature. Things change.

Don't even get me started on how 'animal does people things' was once the height of comedy to the degree that Chrysippus allegedly died of laughter.
>> No. 439588 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 9:15 pm
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>>439580

Training as an airline pilot costs about £90k. It's not a massively difficult job - it's a heck of a lot easier than many engineering and ground support roles - but there's a huge financial barrier to entry. Nobody accidentally becomes an airline pilot, but it's only something you can realistically choose if your dad is loaded.
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14th October 2020
Wednesday 9:26 pm
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>>439588

Similarly, many business owners need a decent amount of money to become a business owner too.
>> No. 439590 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 10:22 pm
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>>439582
>Let's ask Big Man what they should retrain as then shall we?
What? You've lost the plot.
>> No. 439591 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 10:24 pm
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>>439589

While those are valid points, I have no doubt that Conservativelad would reject the premise that those things are truly obstacles. You could take control of your life and put away fifty quid a month to save up for your pilot's license, he would say.

What he can't argue with is the fact that a completely unpredictable twist of fate has put fifteen thousand of those people out of a job. Nothing they could do about it, it just happened. Totally out of their control.

https://www.eurocockpit.be/news/redundancy-tracker-european-pilots-losing-their-jobs
>> No. 439592 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 10:26 pm
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>>439586
Most of this is still true for a good chunk of the third world. The world hasn't moved past all of that yet really. It's just our western bubble that has.
>> No. 439593 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 10:30 pm
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>>439589

Absolutely, I'd say that's more a question of playing the hands you're dealt rather than having zero control over your fate. May as well say people have no control over their fate on the grounds they can't change the laws of physics.
The point I was making from the start though, which seems to have been wildly misunderstood, is just that the study, which we never saw but, apparently showed that people were shit in some situation that was sprung on them, does not apply to life in general. It just doesn't. Even if there are some situations where a microcosm of something doesn't have any emergent properties in a macro view, the study isn't even that. I've been saying that and only that, but people seem to have interpreted that as me saying all sorts of nonsense about bootstraps or whatever. I'm not trying to prove a negative or making any specific claims about it, just pointing out that the [alleged] study doesn't prove the positive even if it is everything it's claimed to be.
>> No. 439596 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 10:57 pm
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Not exactly loving my new bedtime ritual of getting under the douvet and having my brain immediately go "you're going to die one day" at 150 thought decibels. It's happened three nights in a row now.
>> No. 439597 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 11:00 pm
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Nah, it's more that you're misinterpreting what this alleged study was alleged to show, which was that people overestimate their level of control over situations. This was used to support an argument that people overestimate their level of control over their life, which isn't that much of a stretch.

Broadly the point was that stoicism is still relevant today for much the same reasons, just under different guises- i.e that people often don't have as much control over their lives as they'd like, thanks to a wide array of circumstances and possible influences, and that the mindfulness and resilience stoicism teaches is a valuable coping mechanism to maintain mental well being in the face of such an existential dilemma now as it was then.

I do remember seeing something along those lines on some Panorama show or something, in support of said alleged study. It probably had this guy, or the one that looks like Groucho Marx.

(This next bit is just a tangent about religion based on the things some lads have said, you can skip it if you want.)

Religion may have been a more all-encompassing part of life in earlier times, but that arguably has more to do with the fact that the Church fulfilled all the social roles we today expect either private companies or the state to fulfil. It was school, hospital, and homeless shelter, as well as supra-national government, all in one. Worship was arguably a means to an end in times before widespread literacy. My own personal feeling is that your average person was religious, yes, but only in as much as being a heathen was socially undesirable in a way akin to being dolescum on the Jeremy Kyle show today- Except with more stake burning rather than shame suicide.

In that regard I don't think it means much in terms of an average person's relationship with philosophy or spiritualism- The structures were all in place in a similar way, the names and faces were just different.
>> No. 439600 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 11:06 pm
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Alright fine.

https://www.jstor.org/stable/20182602?seq=1
>> No. 439602 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 11:12 pm
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>>439597
>which isn't that much of a stretch.
It's a fucking huge stretch.
>> No. 439603 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 11:29 pm
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>>439593
You've got me going now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
>> No. 439604 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 11:58 pm
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>>439602

The point of society ought to be to make our up and coming generations simply better than we could ever be in terms of educational attainment with granted experience taken as a matter of course, physical wellbeing, sense of worldliness and assured mental health, in such a way that makes Communism a reality.

No need getting kids to read Marx, all Communism proper needs is that culture of taking in elder advice when younger and the Hegelian dialectic, mixed in with one's own youthful ideas, to take hold and we'd have a generation of young adults that are capable. Spoiler because I'm a raving Commie when I've had a drink, and I've sniffed a shandy tonight.
>> No. 439611 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 12:26 pm
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>>439604

>The point of society ought to be to make our up and coming generations simply better than we could ever be

Socialism was kind of a dead end in that respect though. Standards of living, and in many countries also standards of education were considerably lower than in Western countries. You had your university educated intelligentsia, but which you were only allowed to be a part of if you were an ardent supporter of socialist ideology. You were then allowed to be part of society's upper crust, but dissenters on the other hand had almost no career prospects whatsoever, and the common person was confined to humdrum blue collar jobs with little chance for advancement.

Capitalism isn't the better system, but it allows infinitely more scope in terms of what you are able to do with your life. While it's also true that not everybody in capitalism has the wherewithal and family background to utilise those potential opportunities to their own advantage, most developed capitalist countries today have institutions in place to help those who can't help themselves.

On the other hand, capitalism also evidently means you have to put in your own initiative and there can be no pissing about. There are anecdotes from socialist combines in the days of the Communist Bloc where factory workers spent half the day twiddling their thumbs because some of their ancient machinery had broken down again, and sometimes half their production output was junk and had to be scrapped. I remember seeing something on TV about a candle factory in Eastern Europe where they spent a third of the workday melting down wax candles again because they didn't pass quality control. Except even the flawed candles that then went back were counted as production output, and it helped mask the fact that a lot of the time, they didn't produce anything at all due to broken down machinery or other holdups. And that, on a larger scale, is also the way much of the Communist Bloc succeeded in overstating its economic might, by massively doctoring economic output figures.

Self sage for pointless rambling.
>> No. 439616 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 1:16 pm
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>>439611
Not him but should we take this post to mark you as pro-capitalist? I'm a democratic market socialist and I wouldn't recognise any of the wasteful, highly centralised bullshit you describe in my vision for society, but I do recognise a lot of equally wasteful, highly centralised bullshit goes on currently under capitalism.
>> No. 439621 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 4:37 pm
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>>439616

I think that capitalism has been around long enough to have shown plenty of its ugly side. Most schools of thought in economic science today argue that capitalism, if left alone completely, is inherently unstable. In its most extreme form, there is the - figurative - prediction that if you distributed all the world's wealth evenly among all its inhabitants at noon one day and left capitalism completely to its own devices, with no institutions or other governing bodies, then by six o'clock in the evening it would be concentrated in the hands of a ruthless few again.

I think capitalism can be a good way to use resources efficiently and give individuals the opportunity to make something of their lives in a way that socialism almost by design can't deliver. But in order for capitalism to keep that promise, institutions must exist that ensure that growth and wealth aren't distributed too unevenly, and that those who haven't got the means, or at least start out without them, can still prosper as long as they put in an honest effort.

These institutions must also help ensure that capitalism doesn't end up doing another thing that it's prone to, and that is the creation of bubbles. Which brings us back to your point of wastefulness. It's also the counterargument to people claiming that healthy markets are markets that are left alone, and the belief that the market always knows best. We've seen it throughout history with anything from the Tulip Bubble, Black Tuesday, and the housing bubble. Capitalist markets aren't inherently efficient, at least not under real-world conditions. Market theory generally states in its simplest form that capital always flows to where it earns the most interest, but in the end, markets are still made by people, and people miss the signs of markets overheating and as a consequence your return on investment being far lower than anticipated.

To sum up, I would consider myself moderate pro-capitalist. Capitalism can do good, but you should never turn your back on it and leave it unattended.
>> No. 439623 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 5:55 pm
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>>439621
I see. So you could be described as a centrist/social democrat?

>I think capitalism can be a good way to use resources efficiently and give individuals the opportunity to make something of their lives in a way that socialism almost by design can't deliver.
Well let's break this down. Socialism, by definition, is a system whereby "the workers own the means of production". Can you explain why democratic control of production precludes "individuals the opportunity to make something of their lives"?

What opportunities are being denied at, say, Boots, if it is in shared ownership by the people who work for it, rather than a fragmented collection of capital management funds and foreign-born billionaires such as Stefano Pessina? Between the billionaires who currently own the company, and the workers employed by it, whom do you think is more interested in 'expanding opportunities for individuals', and whom do you think is more interested in profiting from the labour of those individuals?
>> No. 439625 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 6:41 pm
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> Can you explain why democratic control of production precludes "individuals the opportunity to make something of their lives"?

There's an old saying. If everybody owns everything, then the individual owns nothing.

Workers "owning the means of production" was always an empty turn of phrase in socialist economies. They owned diddly squat of the combine where they went to work every day. And they didn't democratically control anything, as most socialist political systems in existence were factually dictatorships with pretend democratic institutions. Everything was owned by the government, whose inner circles decided everything.

I think a much more honest approach, under capitalism, is employee shares. If part of your wage or salary is in shares of the company you work for, then you very directly by definition own a piece of the company. Even if you can't just go down to the production floor and say "Excuse me, I believe that wrench is mine". And you have a very direct incentive to put your back into your work, because it immediately contributes to your shares gaining value over time.


>whom do you think is more interested in 'expanding opportunities for individuals',

Any good corporate leadership recognises that people who show promise need to be given opportunities to rise up through the ranks in that company. Hence employee training schemes and career advancement programmes. Even somebody pushing pills in Boots has the chance to get a higher paying job if they put in the effort. I don't buy the image of the downtrodden lowly wage slave in a dead end job working for next to nothing. If you are stuck in that kind of job, then you're doing something wrong. There are ways to get ahead in nearly every line of work.
>> No. 439626 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 7:33 pm
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>>439625

>Even somebody pushing pills in Boots has the chance to get a higher paying job if they put in the effort.

I don't mean to sound confrontational or dismissive here but how long has it been since you had a real job, mate?
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16th October 2020
Friday 7:58 pm
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>>439625

>Even somebody pushing pills in Boots has the chance to get a higher paying job if they put in the effort.

Pharmacists are medical professionals with postgraduate training. They save thousands of lives a year by catching the fuck-ups of doctors and nurse prescribers. Despite that, most community pharmacies are running at a loss due to years of cuts and COVID/Brexit-related drug shortages. Pharmacists generally don't like working for the big chains and particularly don't like working for Boots, but a job's a job.
>> No. 439628 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 7:59 pm
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>>439625
<Hence employee training schemes and career advancement programmes. Even somebody pushing pills in Boots has the chance to get a higher paying job if they put in the effort. I don't buy the image of the downtrodden lowly wage slave in a dead end job working for next to nothing. If you are stuck in that kind of job, then you're doing something wrong. There are ways to get ahead in nearly every line of work.
Jesus Christ mate...

I guess... I would advise you to stick with your current employer and never change jobs, since you found a rare one.
>> No. 439629 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 8:00 pm
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I'm struggling to believe this is real.
>> No. 439630 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 8:00 pm
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>>439626

>how long has it been since you had a real job, mate?


I have a real job.

Maybe your job is just shit. You will know better than me.

Not to sound confrontational, mind.
>> No. 439634 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 11:04 pm
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>>439627

I probably shouldn't have used the words "pushing pills" to describe job positions below an actual pharmacist.

What I meant was, I had a girlfriend once who was actually a pharmacy technician. She was unhappy working for mediocre pay, in a job and a profession that had no actual long-term career opportunities "out of the box". Yes, you can become the senior technician at your pharmacy and earn upwards of £25-28K a year, but you cannot get to the position of a pharmacist, or even start your own pharmacy. Not without additional qualifications, i.e. becoming an actual pharmacist.

So she decided she was going to try to get a degree somewhere in the medical field. We split up before she put her plans into action, but if I remember correctly, she was beginning to look at studying medical engineering. Which was going to be a bit of a do without A levels and without support from her parents who were essentially council estate paupers, but she was determined to attempt a career in drugs that wouldn't stop at being senior pharmacy technician.

And that's what I really meant. Even if you're from a working class upbringing and stuck in a job that doesn't satisfy you, there are always ways you can make something more of yourself. And to get back to capitalism vs. socialism, I doubt that socialist societies and economies actually gave you the freedom to just change up your career based on personal preference and ambition. The reality was that in most Communist Bloc countries, governments dictated a quite narrow band of career paths that you as a particular individual were allowed to follow. If there was a shortage of plumbers and machinists one year, then you were told to either become a plumber or a machinist, and that would have been the end of it.
>> No. 439635 Anonymous
16th October 2020
Friday 11:24 pm
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>>439634
>Even if you're from a working class upbringing and stuck in a job that doesn't satisfy you, there are always ways you can make something more of yourself.

I couldn't agree more with what you're saying. In this regard, working for a large company is often better than working for a small company, as it's somewhat easier to progress and find other jobs in the organisation. There is a lot to be said for "working you way up from the shop floor" and there are plenty of examples of CEOs who actually did this. I think people give up on initially mundane jobs too easily.
>> No. 439636 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 12:10 am
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>>439635

You're absolutely right.

I know somebody who was a geologist for an oil company (not Tony Hayward). He was an intern during uni there, but even within an oil company, job prospects are limited for geologists. He then got a full-time job after uni at the same company for some time as a research data manager, which was a fancy way of saying he spent every workday entering numbers into Excel and supervising interns who were doing the same. The pay was quite disappointing, and they never really knew what to do with him besides that. Oil companies really need engineers more than they need geologists. He didn't know enough about engineering to do the work of an engineer, while a drilling engineer knows enough about geology to make an actual geologist obsolete.

In a stroke of luck, he was then given funding from his employer for an MBA programme in corporate management. I think somebody else suddenly left the company who was going to do that MBA, and so it went to him. And with that MBA under his belt, things went swimmingly, and he became an important figure for their Southeast Asia operations.
>> No. 439640 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 12:50 am
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I was just starting to get somewhere with a woman but lockdown kicks in again. Well, lockdown is more the excuse because even before I was having to fight the fact that I've just become comfortable with myself now and in winter I prefer to just hibernate.

This has come up before even in prior relationships because I'm a lazybones and I suppose the solution is just to be aware of it. If not for myself then because a partner needs more than nights in with a cup of tea no matter how charming I am. Can't think of anything that you can do at the moment that doesn't involve freezing on some park bench - anything (legal) working for you lot?

>>439625
>Any good corporate leadership recognises that people who show promise need to be given opportunities to rise up through the ranks in that company. Hence employee training schemes and career advancement programmes. Even somebody pushing pills in Boots has the chance to get a higher paying job if they put in the effort. I don't buy the image of the downtrodden lowly wage slave in a dead end job working for next to nothing. If you are stuck in that kind of job, then you're doing something wrong. There are ways to get ahead in nearly every line of work.

I'm going to echo broad agreement but I'm sceptical about in office training for a multitude of reasons. Mostly because even if you work somewhere with enough demand there's a hesitance attached to making you specialist because of risk and cost on one end but also the workplace will have to pay you a specialist wage out the other (or could even lose you). In organisation promotion also exists and new colleagues will help you out but unless you're willing to work somewhere bollocks to climb the ranks these opportunities will only come so-often and competition will be fierce. It's a long road to travel at best.

But you're right that you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps and it annoys me that whenever this is suggested some people will spit absolute bile. It is possible to do your own training part-time and go from zero and I know this because I did it having gone from someone working shitty call centre and data entry jobs. The problem I see is a host of interrelated issues to do with a lack of commitment and a whole societal perspective around mobility. Impostor syndrome is probably the worst part but there's also toxic attitudes from peers and a general feeling that these opportunities are locked out unless your parents went to a good school (I'd probably have been fucked without the internet to encourage me). It's probably something we're especially bad at as a country but I found that after about a year it does snowball as your confidence alone grows and some short courses at least single you out as someone with commitment.
>> No. 439641 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 1:00 am
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>>439640

>But you're right that you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps and it annoys me that whenever this is suggested some people will spit absolute bile. 

It may not be coincidence that this is happening just as some people here are declaring themselves socialists.
>> No. 439642 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 2:54 am
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Jesus when did this website become neoliberalfa.gs?

You all sound utterly disconnected from reality, and I say that as someone with a decent job in biomedical science.

The thing is, everything has too much gatekeeping nowadays. You are all talking about how you can "work your way up" but that simply hasn't been the case in any of the jobs I had before this one. It was a pain in the fucking arse to get a degree and get where I am as an adult; but I know from some of the older scientists where I work that in the old days, you COULD just be trained up from the bottom, without even having any qualifications.

Your attitude just sounds like the typical "blah blah blah spoilt millenials" baby boomer shite, where you don't appreciate at all the intensity of competition and pressure our younger generation faces. In principle, capitalism is a fine idea, but it needs a FUCKING LOT more intervention than we are currently giving it in our present system. It's barely fit for purpose right now.
>> No. 439643 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 3:23 am
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>>439642
You just need to work a bit harder ladm9.
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17th October 2020
Saturday 7:00 am
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>It was a pain in the fucking arse to get a degree and get where I am as an adult; but I know from some of the older scientists where I work that in the old days, you COULD just be trained up from the bottom, without even having any qualifications.

That was the unintended consequence of Labour aiming to get just around half of all students to go to university. In many ways it has been extremely bad for social mobility; degrees are so ubiquitous and the value of them has been watered down so much that many companies have created a barrier to entry by listing a degree as a minimum requirement to apply when it wasn't necessary for the role whatsoever.

Many graduates, particularly those from working class backgrounds, were sold the lie that a degree, any degree, would set them up for life so if they didn't go to university they'd be a failure. The reality is I know a fair few people ~10 years after graduating who are still stuck working in a call centre or a dead-end admin job because they felt compelled into going to university but their 2:2 from a former Poly in a non-subject is just about worthless. They had it drummed into them to get a degree, but nobody drummed into them the importance of what you study and where. They won't retrain because another hangover from the Labour days is that they see vocational work as beneath them, even though some of the most minted people I know from school learned a trade.
>> No. 439645 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 12:16 pm
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>Many graduates, particularly those from working class backgrounds, were sold the lie that a degree, any degree, would set them up for life so if they didn't go to university they'd be a failure.

Which made about as much sense as saying if more people get a driving licence, there will magically be more roads to drive on. New Labour's job market reforms as a whole were probably the biggest scam ever on the people that Blair ostensibly promised to put into work.

The only real difference is that the kind of people who didn't get a high paying job in the old days now have a degree that they still don't get a high paying job with. So it's almost a zero sum game. It sounds cynical, but you have to ask yourself what your career hopes actually were with a two-year degree in international politics.

It also has a lot to do with many degrees in recent years being shrunk down to two-year programmes. You simply cannot learn a university-level subject worth its salt in two years, it's impossible. Unless you're taking a complete Mickey Mouse degree, it will give you a passing grasp on the subject matter, but you are not going to become an expert in your field as such. Your degree will essentially be half baked. I think this devaluation is another big reason why people end up in call centres after uni. And of course sheer numbers. The fact that there are thousands of other candidates like you with a half baked Mickey Mouse degree doesn't improve your career chances.


>The reality is I know a fair few people ~10 years after graduating who are still stuck working in a call centre or a dead-end admin job because they felt compelled into going to university but their 2:2 from a former Poly in a non-subject is just about worthless.

I think this happens when you are from a working class background where nobody has any experience with higher education. If your dad is a doctor, a business owner/executive or a lawyer, then you will usually get plenty of encouragement from that direction to study the right thing, and at the right university. But if your parents are factory workers, then you will often have nobody to ask if becoming an archaeologist is really such a good idea. One of my friends is from a family where both parents spent much of their working lives as factory workers at Dagenham. She sort of got the idea of studying archaeology from watching films like Indiana Jones and The Mummy as a teenager. Her parents were out of their depth advising her in any way, and nobody in their extended family or even her friends had any way of knowing if that was a good choice or not. In all fairness, she studied her arse off to get into uni and finish the degree, but 15 years later, she works as a glorified tour guide at a museum and makes a whopping £35K a year.

I do have another friend who grew up on a council estate with a single parent, who went on to first become an insurance salesman and then got a law degree. Has a very solid career now working for a major insurance company, and makes absolute shedloads of money. But he seems to be the rarest of exceptions.
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17th October 2020
Saturday 2:38 pm
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>>439645

I would've considered 35k a fairly comfortable salary, considering how low salaries generally are in the UK. It's decently above the median.

I'm also not sure where you're finding 2 year degrees and coming to the conclusion they're very common.
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17th October 2020
Saturday 2:48 pm
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>I would've considered 35k a fairly comfortable salary, considering how low salaries generally are in the UK

You're not going to make people turn white with envy though when you tell them that you make 35k with a university degree and 15 years of job experience. And to get there was a real struggle, she spent years temping in all kinds of jobs for much less than that.

I'm not saying you're a failure if you have a steady job for 35k. That's good money and allows you a living. But you could have had that after 15 years in a good number of professions without ever going through the trouble of getting a uni degree, let alone one in archaeology, and then spending years going from one temp job to another.
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17th October 2020
Saturday 4:09 pm
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>>439647
>You're not going to make people turn white with envy though when you tell them that you make 35k with a university degree and 15 years of job experience.

Completely agree - you'd get about the same managing a medium-end retail shop, without needing the degree or anywhere near as much experience.
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17th October 2020
Saturday 4:29 pm
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>>439645
>15 years later, she works as a glorified tour guide at a museum and makes a whopping £35K a year

Amongst me and my mates when we were growing up getting a job that paid more than £20k was seen as making it because so few of our parents earned above this amount.
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17th October 2020
Saturday 4:32 pm
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Apropos nothing, this Japanese police raid is hilarious.
>> No. 439654 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 5:46 pm
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>>439645
This line of reasoning never sat well with me. Why the hell would you not want people to get more education if they want it? I'd hazard to guess that most don't go into the career they start their degree looking at but that's a flexibility in itself and its just a good idea generally have to people who know obscure things or have a different perspective in the workforce. Better than being railroaded by an apprenticeship anyway, especially if the apprenticeship doesn't have a job at the other end.

Obviously there's a gap between what people learn and what the economy needs more of, and some people are twats who don't work hard, but I'm not sure how you fix that without serious top-down effort. The government forcing the character played by >>439642 into nuclear probably wouldn't sit well with people and winging about former polytechnics and subjects having less value sounds like gate-keeping.

>In all fairness, she studied her arse off to get into uni and finish the degree, but 15 years later, she works as a glorified tour guide at a museum and makes a whopping £35K a year.

That's not bad for a history career, I don't see why you're boiling it down to money when all of us strike some sort of bargain when it comes to wage v. everything else. I don't earn massive amounts more in my career but I could earn a lot more if I were willing to do a more stressful and less interesting area - I won't though because it's not worth it. Not when I could just marry a rich woman.
>> No. 439656 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 6:02 pm
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>>439654

>That's not bad for a history career, I don't see why you're boiling it down to money when all of us strike some sort of bargain when it comes to wage v. everything else.

As I said, getting there was a big struggle, with all kinds of temp and/or part time work, naturally often in areas that had nothing to do with that degree. She didn't spend all of the last 15 years at that museum with upwards of £30K. If I remember correctly, she started there some four or five years ago, and it's her first-ever job with what you could call mid-term job security.

My point is, there are ways you can earn money in relatively safe jobs continuously for 15 years with acceptable job security, and then after those 15 years make the same kind of money. Without the stigma of a largely worthless degree hanging over your head the whole time.
>> No. 439657 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 6:12 pm
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>>439654
>Why the hell would you not want people to get more education if they want it?

Most people I know from a similar background to me who went to university didn't go to learn. They went because they felt they had to as everyone else was doing it and it meant they could party for three years and put off having to get a job.

A lot of people went to university when they shouldn't have been anywhere near one and have ended up jaded after realising they were sold a lie.
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17th October 2020
Saturday 7:11 pm
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>>439657

>and it meant they could party for three years and put off having to get a job

I knew a few people who were just along for the ride like that. A lot of them dropped out when they realised that being a borderline alcoholic and passing your exams didn't always mix.

It's usually the liberal arts that attract students like that, who think it's all just going to be a few years of pissing about in debating clubs, and forming snobby intellectual opinions about all the rest of the world.


>A lot of people went to university when they shouldn't have been anywhere near one and have ended up jaded after realising they were sold a lie

I don't see what kind of lie they were sold, besides the lying they did to themselves. If you do any kind of research at all before you take up archaeology or history, it's impossible to miss the fact that almost everybody will discourage you from it because of the limited job prospects.

You're not completely wrong though. I studied geography for about a semester and a half before I switched, which is a classic dead end degree with fuck all job prospects. Except that's not what you will hear any of the professors freely admitting. They'll tell you about all the interesting jobs that former students went on to do, from government work to starting a business. The bad and the ugly of it though is that you will be pretty much unqualified for most kinds of office jobs, and that many have to take additional courses or postgraduate degrees to be employable at all beyond the odd, poorly paid advertising or public relations job. My suspicion is that if they told students the actual truth, pretty soon there would be no more of them. Four out of five would jump ship and do something else, and that would be the end for geography at many universities. It's self interest really, at the expense of gullible students who don't know any better.
>> No. 439659 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 7:32 pm
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>>439654

>the character played by

Are you implying some part of that was inaccurate and therefore unbelievable? The NHS did indeed offer a route of what it called "natural progression" for people like healthcare scientists, nurses and other important-support-but-not-a-doctor kind of staff.

All that was scrapped under what is now called "Agenda for Change" and it's actually led to severe hiring shortages in some areas. Instead of training up promising existing staff, those staff either have to go off and get qualifications on their own, or otherwise go through an apprenticeship, which is unlikely to lead to a stable job because the apprenticeship system is mostly just abused in order to lower wage bills.

The idea of training up staff and developing them is obviously a perfectly good one, that just stands to reason. The trouble is so very few places actually do it, whatever the reason.
>> No. 439660 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 8:17 pm
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>>439659

> The idea of training up staff and developing them is obviously a perfectly good one, that just stands to reason. The trouble is so very few places actually do it, whatever the reason.


Which is why that isn't just a perfectly reasonable question to ask your possible new employer during a job interview, but it will also show them that you've got ambition and want to grow as an employee.
>> No. 439661 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 8:56 pm
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>>439657
We're probably going to have to look at statistics but that hasn't been my impression at all. Even the thespians I knew ended up either going into teaching or used the degree as a means to go into management at whatever part-time job they had.

At any rate, I'm sure we can agree that having access to higher education is fundamentally a good idea. If someone wants a mickey mouse degree then fine, they will still end up doing projects and practising time management by powering through all-nighters if they want to succeed which are skills applicable across sectors.

>>439659
No, I'm suggesting you're playing a jaded character who it would be a bad idea to force into sectors in dire need of staff.
>> No. 439662 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 8:57 pm
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>>439659
An awful lot of professionals are misgraded under AfC, and the money just isn't there to support them. When I worked in the NHS in tech, moneywise everyone was a grade below what they should have been getting, available weightings weren't being used, and the annual training budget worked out to £150 per person.

Some in the organisation were genuinely surprised that they were never able to fix recurring problems that they had, unable to relate that to their persistent lack of new blood outside the very bottom. Apparently it didn't dawn on them that attracting new talent might be an issue if the top of their band is £5-10k below market, which they won't pay other than to match existing salary.
>> No. 439663 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 10:16 pm
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>>439661

>I'm suggesting you're playing a jaded character

I'd suggest anyone who works in the NHS is more than within their right to be jaded.

How do you feel about private healthcare?
>> No. 439664 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 10:46 pm
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>>439661

>At any rate, I'm sure we can agree that having access to higher education is fundamentally a good idea. If someone wants a mickey mouse degree then fine

It still needs to be in proportion to how many Mickey Mouse graduates the job market can take up. New Labour's stated goal was to get 50 percent of young people to go into university education. That was unrealistic from the word go, but it also goes without saying that not everybody of those 50 percent was going to go into STEM, or law, drugs, or business/economics. And not because kids weren't made aware of their true potential, but because those are by and large fucking hard subjects to study, with gruelling class loads and high dropout rates. There is always only a limited number of young people coming out of secondary education who actually have the brains for that kind of thing. Granted, there's still a portion of them who would have what it takes but come from working class upbringings without the means or encouragement, but on the whole, I think the limiting factor is still a young person's IQ, and there's no way around that.

So then of course many of those 50 percent will go into Mickey Mouse degrees that are a piece of piss, because that is all they are mentally capable of. But the question is if they're doing themselves, or society a favour. An archaeologist struggling ten years before they finally land a long-term permanent job worth £35K isn't just hurting his or her lifetime income and pays less income tax. But it also impacts your overall quality of life if you're getting passed back and forth on the temp circuit. Especially if at some point you want to start a family and need the right kind of financial stability for it.

Call me neoliberal or elitist or whatever, but I honestly think sending everybody to uni isn't the answer, and never was. What we really need is a strengthening of non-university professional training. There are still plenty of office or manual jobs that can be done with an apprenticeship or vocational training, and where you're both underqualified and overqualified with a degree in history or sociology.
>> No. 439665 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 10:58 pm
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>>439664

>Call me neoliberal or elitist or whatever, but I honestly think sending everybody to uni isn't the answer, and never was. What we really need is a strengthening of non-university professional training. There are still plenty of office or manual jobs that can be done with an apprenticeship or vocational training, and where you're both underqualified and overqualified with a degree in history or sociology.

That's hardly a neo-liberal sentiment, it's quite the opposite. The question is how do you make companies actually do those kinds of thing? Because right now, they're not doing nearly enough of it, and no amount of dismissive bootstraps rhetoric can change that.

We currently have the apprenticeship levy, which literally puts free money on the table to incentivise apprenticeships, and companies miss out on that money if they don't take apprentices, and they still don't go for it. Call me cynical but I think it's fair to say they'd rather just let the jobs market fester and then lobby the government to let immigrants in to do those jobs.

If we can't pay companies to invest in training, what can we do?
>> No. 439666 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 11:26 pm
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>>439665

>We currently have the apprenticeship levy, which literally puts free money on the table to incentivise apprenticeships, and companies miss out on that money if they don't take apprentices, and they still don't go for it.


Somebody who is a trained computer network administrator with qualifications will know their worth and won't necessarily stay with the company where they did their apprenticeship. It's an investment that has a risk of not paying off. Whereas if you hire somebody with a sociology degree who either dabbles in computer networking in his free time or who took a few classes after his degree when he realised that sociology alone wasn't going to put food on the table, then somebody like that will be eager to work the same job for less money, and he will know that he'll probably struggle to find the same kind of work elsewhere.

Which is yet another reason why we need to get away from sending everybody and their dog to university. Higher education for everybody is a nice socialist dream that isn't without its merits in theory, but we can't go on pretending that there is actually ever going to be university graduate-level work for half of all young people. And then if there are fewer liberal arts graduates desperate for work, it will also mean that companies will need to look at other ways of filling those types of positions.
>> No. 439667 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 11:53 pm
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This thread has taken a really weird turn. It's like a deep learning AI trained on a junior Conservative MP's tweets started talking to itself.

>>439666

>Higher education for everybody is a nice socialist dream that isn't without its merits in theory, but we can't go on pretending that there is actually ever going to be university graduate-level work for half of all young people.

In the truly Socialist ideal you'd go to university to study philosophy and literature, then still proudly work in the tractor factory stamping sheet metal because every job is equally rewarded. You'd then be a writer and philosopher in your spare time, for the love of the noble pursuit of knowledge itself.

In theory.

That really doesn't have much to do with the weird marketised education system Blair saddled us with, though.
>> No. 439668 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 11:54 pm
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>>439666
>It's an investment that has a risk of not paying off.
You think training people who leave is a problem? Wait until you deal with not training people who stay.
>> No. 439669 Anonymous
18th October 2020
Sunday 12:06 am
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>>439667

>In the truly Socialist ideal you'd go to university to study philosophy and literature, then still proudly work in the tractor factory stamping sheet metal because every job is equally rewarded. You'd then be a writer and philosopher in your spare time, for the love of the noble pursuit of knowledge itself.


The downfall of socialism was that it never got over its wet dreams of itself, and then had to resort to ever more repressive means to keep it up. If you think you can afford to have people with a degree in philosophy and literature working a metal press in a factory, then maybe you deserve to go tits up as a system of society.
>> No. 439670 Anonymous
18th October 2020
Sunday 12:22 am
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>>439669

It also put farm boy peasants in space, so you know. Potatoes and roundabouts eh.
>> No. 439671 Anonymous
18th October 2020
Sunday 12:31 am
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>>439670

Yuri Gagarin wasn't just suddenly plucked off his tractor at his kolkhoz one day and stuck in a spacesuit. He was a fully trained Soviet Air Force pilot.
>> No. 439672 Anonymous
18th October 2020
Sunday 12:42 am
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>>439669
That isn't really dissimilar to what would happen to an unimpressive philosophy grad here. Under no economic system would our theoretical graduate be happy with his profession, since pay aside it still implies that other academics didn't consider his work to be of value. Besides, all jobs have some level of esteem attached that doesn't scale with compensation. In a truly Socialist system people would still be happier to call themselves a doctor rather than a factory drone, even if they both trudge back to the same commieblock at the end of the working day. The moral of the story is don't study Philosophy.
>> No. 439674 Anonymous
18th October 2020
Sunday 1:40 pm
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>>439672

Which is why there should be a limit on how many people get to study Mickey Mouse degrees like philosophy. You could argue that for every degree, there is a certain number of graduates that will be able to get a job where what they learned at uni is needed and required. Even somebody who has studied baroque art history is potentially valuable to employers like museums or art galleries. But there are probably only about one or two dozen experts on baroque art really actually needed to do work in that field in Britain at any one time. The rest will end up in call centres or doing "marketing" or "public relations".

Marketing and advertising are actually full of people with Mickey Mouse degrees, but that isn't necessarily a good thing, because what many people don't realise is that you do need quite solid and profound academic knowledge to be able to call yourself a marketing expert. "Learning by doing" as somebody who didn't learn much about marketing at uni as such is one thing, but it can't replace years spent studying marketing as part of a business or economics degree. Which is one reason why there is plenty of scope in terms of salaries within the marketing and advertising profession. People with an actual degree in marketing or sales will almost invariably earn significantly more than somebody with a liberal arts degree who went into marketing due to a lack of alternatives.
>> No. 439675 Anonymous
18th October 2020
Sunday 2:04 pm
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>>439674

Why would there ever be a limit when there's money to be made getting students through the door to study any old shite?

What we're gradually getting down to brass tacks with here is that there are some things which work best and should be part of a market economy, and there are other things which are best taken care of without a profit motive. Education, along with things like healthcare, emergency services and general social infrastructure, is definitely the latter in my opinion.

Cheerleading for either capitalism or socialism is moronic, the most realistic proposal to run things better is a hybrid using the strengths of each. Too much of either and you're going to run into trouble.
>> No. 439701 Anonymous
19th October 2020
Monday 5:59 pm
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>>439675

>Why would there ever be a limit when there's money to be made getting students through the door to study any old shite?


That's where a mixture of socialism and capitalism would really come in. Telling people what they can and can't study (and telling universities that they don't just get to let people study what they want as long as they pay for it) is socialist, but if it's with the idea in mind how many people with an M.A. in philosophy or art history will be employable in their field, then we're talking capitalism again because then you are understanding that a qualification needs to be of use in earning money with it. What is the point of somebody with a philosophy degree spending years at uni, when they end up doing a job in advertising or PR that really doesn't require any of the knowledge that they acquired for their degree.
>> No. 439702 Anonymous
19th October 2020
Monday 6:04 pm
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>>439701

I think there's merit outside of employment for "Mickey mouse" degrees.
>> No. 439703 Anonymous
19th October 2020
Monday 6:16 pm
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>>439702

You can still get an MSc. in business management and spend your free time becoming an expert on Nietzsche.

Instead of the other way round, where you pretty much have to get additional qualifications after your philosophy degree to be employable at all for most lines of hands-on office or management work.
>> No. 439704 Anonymous
19th October 2020
Monday 8:02 pm
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>>439703

Education shouldn't solely be for vocational purposes though.
>> No. 439707 Anonymous
19th October 2020
Monday 9:47 pm
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>>439704

You're not completely wrong, but what is the point of spending years at uni getting a degree that doesn't more or less directly qualify you for a job.

I have worked in advertising, which was actually an extensive part of my business/economics degree. Advertising and PR is a classic fallback for starving liberal arts graduates who don't find work elsewhere. I'm not saying somebody with a philosophy or history degree doesn't bring anything useful to the table. Sometimes they do in quite unexpected ways. But advertising is, or ideally should be about more than boshing together a flyer or a brochure half-heartedly telling people to buy a product. Good advertising has a whole host of strategic considerations to think about in the way you present a product, emphasize its selling points, work out who your customers will be, craft your message accordingly, and also what distribution channels your client uses for it and how they will do their pricing. And that's not even half of a complete advertising strategy. And then when your liberalartslad coworker tells you that somebody's company logo is their "corporate identity", it becomes apparent why there is so much bad advertising.
>> No. 439715 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 6:47 am
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I really like Molton Brown stuff, but I can't ever justify paying £20 for a bottle of soap.
>> No. 439719 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 12:00 pm
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>>439707

I'm torn with what you say, but I don't think we should be comparing vocational and non vocational education.

There's intrinsic value in pursuing specialist education at an institution under the tutelage of an expert, even if it doesn't directly feed into economic production or management.

I agree wholeheartedly with you that young people were sold a lie in that there aren't enough specialist jobs for people with non-vocational degrees, but I don't think we should underestimate the usefulness of said degrees in terms or the self management, critical thinking and analytical skills that pursuing a degree provides, in addition to the specialist knowledge already present in the degree itself.
>> No. 439722 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 12:44 pm
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>>439719

>but I don't think we should underestimate the usefulness of said degrees in terms or the self management, critical thinking and analytical skills that pursuing a degree provides

True enough. I think that apart from all the factual knowledge about economics that I got from studying it, which has been immensely useful, it's analytical thinking and the ability to put your thoughts to paper in a structured way that transcends the actual subject you studied. And that skill can probably be honed and developed both by composing a sales case study and by comparing the key tenets of Schopenhauer and Nietzsche.

The problem is that while those general skills are massively useful and set you apart from somebody who works an office job without a higher education degree, sometimes the rubber meets the road in that you need actual factual knowledge about the things you are doing, and you can't just "blag it". Yes, there's often going to be some form of on-the-job training once you've got a foot in the door, but many employers will want employees, and graduates, to have the right skills "out of the box" right when they are hired.
>> No. 439738 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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Where the fuck have all of my spoons disappeared to?
>> No. 439739 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 9:34 pm
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>>439738
Tim Martin broke into your house last night.
>> No. 439741 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 9:47 pm
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There's lots of work to do at the moment after a month of relative ease. When does society collectively decide to fuck it all off for Christmas?

>>439722
I'm just going to comment that funnily enough the professional economists I've spoken with all studied philosophy. Not the sort working in the City mind you but at a guess it comes down to the usual wisdom that ultimately your degree is what you make of it. Plus you can always do a Masters.

I did have a thought of studying philosophy when I was looking into what to study but decided to study a proper degree out of fear for my future. Funnily enough, as it turns out it really didn't matter for my career so long as I had a degree that showed general skills and could point to extra-curriculars. A degree I probably would not have gotten because philosophy looks really hard and I'd be continually told that I'm wasting my time.

>>439738
They're hiding under a tray in the sink. They played that hilarious practical joke on me yesterday.
>> No. 439742 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 10:50 pm
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>>439738
Because I'm a bleeding heart social justice gaylord I first thought you meant spoons as in the metaphor for mental fatigue.
>> No. 439745 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 10:55 pm
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>>439742
>gaylord

I love gaylord as an insult. I wish it would come back into fashion.
>> No. 439746 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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>>439742

That spoon thing really is the gayest of all the gay things that especially gay (in a literal sense) community has come up with.

Is there more to it than I realise, or is it really just an especially shit metaphor for the concept of people becoming more easily fatigued than others? What's the spoon metaphor for complete executive dysfunction?
>> No. 439748 Anonymous
21st October 2020
Wednesday 7:58 am
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>>439746
>What's the spoon metaphor for complete executive dysfunction?

Forked up.
>> No. 439749 Anonymous
21st October 2020
Wednesday 8:40 am
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>>439746
Why is it "especially shit"?
>> No. 439758 Anonymous
21st October 2020
Wednesday 11:47 am
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>>439746

I had to look this up, it's a very strange object to use. I get the idea and the concept, but why spoons? They don't relate to anything. Batteries surely would make more sense.
>> No. 439759 Anonymous
21st October 2020
Wednesday 12:08 pm
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>>439758
Cos it was coined over dinner. This is from the Wikipedia article, I would have assumed if you had looked it up you would have come across it...

>The term spoons in this sense was coined by Christine Miserandino in 2003 in her essay "The Spoon Theory". In her essay, Miserandino describes a conversation between herself and a friend at a diner. The discussion was initiated by a question from the friend in which she asked what having lupus feels like. To explain, Miserandino took spoons from nearby tables to use as a visual aid. She handed her friend twelve spoons and asked her to describe the events of a typical day, taking a spoon away for each activity. In this way, she demonstrated that her spoons, or units of energy, must be rationed to avoid running out before the end of the day. She also asserted that it is possible to exceed one's daily limit, but that doing so means borrowing from the future and may result in not having enough spoons the next day. Miserandino suggested that spoon theory can be helpful for explaining the experience of living with any disease or illness.
>> No. 439760 Anonymous
21st October 2020
Wednesday 1:57 pm
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>>439759
Huh, I'd never heard of spoons theory but it's also true from about a lot of things - I had loads of mates at uni who popped modafinil to get revision etc done but from all I could tell is it meant you 'borrowed' concentration from the next day, so the net work you got done was still the same.

I guess it works if you use it before a crunch deadline with nothing to do for a few days after, but the way my course was structured meant that realistically once you got one piece of work done there was another to do pretty quickly after.
>> No. 439761 Anonymous
21st October 2020
Wednesday 3:37 pm
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If my name was Aaron Aardvark then I bet my quality of life would be noticeably improved. Maybe not so much now that I'm a 30 but being first on any alphabetical list must be worth something. In school I would've always been sat at the front instead of mucking about at the back with all the other late letters.

This is why you never see any Zack Zackeries, they're all in prison where they belong.

>>439749
>>439759
>>439760
I tried to do my life by spoons last night but it just seems a bit off for me. Not to discount the experience of the disabled but I know I can be much more productive over a sustained period of time just by pushing myself, working smart, being motivated, finding joy in the task and generally getting into the habit. If I put my life into spoons though then I'll just say 'that's enough spoons for me today' even when there's disabled people running circles around me.

For example, nothing will motivate a teenager more to clean his room than a girl coming over. Yet if he just sleeps until the afternoon because he was up all night on the computer then I'm sure his room will be a mess.
>> No. 439762 Anonymous
21st October 2020
Wednesday 3:56 pm
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>>439761

>just by pushing myself, working smart, being motivated

So where does your motivation come from? The point is that you as a healthy and presumably neurotypical individual have the capability to motivate yourself, you are able to summon that extra effort out of the ether. For a lot of people that simply isn't true- They only have a limited number of spoons.

That's the framework they have to structure their life around, whether they like it or not. I'm the lad who called it especially shit, by the way. Your fundamental misapprehension about it is exactly why I don't like it, it doesn't do anything to explain to people like yourself, why this person can only do a set number spoon's worth a day. It doesn't explain to you why they can't just think about the delayed gratification puttin in an extra spoon's worth of effort might make them feel better in the long run.

It just sounds like some daft infantile snowflake shite, doesn't it? It just asserts its premise, you only have 12 spoons, and doesn't say why. I don't blame you for respond with that same old "Well you just have to try a bit harder and you'll feel better in the end!" reasoning because the spoon thing sounds totally arbitrary to you.
>> No. 439767 Anonymous
21st October 2020
Wednesday 8:29 pm
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>>439761
>If my name was Aaron Aardvark then I bet my quality of life would be noticeably improved.

I know there is actual research that shows, the earlier you are born in the school year, the higher your chances of being a professional sportsperson.
>> No. 439789 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 12:50 pm
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I don't have a lot in my cupboards but I do have baked beans, cheese and approximately 20 eggs. Would crustless baked bean quiche work?
>> No. 439791 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 2:05 pm
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Well, it'll probably taste the same coming up as going down, if that's what you're after?
>> No. 439792 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 3:06 pm
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>>439789
Depending on your general outlook this is either the zenith or the nadir of British cookery. I, personally, would call it the latter, but some of you animals plumb, new, deep, dark depths day in, day out.
>> No. 439794 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 3:23 pm
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>>439767
There's always a knowing chuckle where I work once all the maternity leave comes in one lump in late-August to September. I can't fault anyone for wanting to give their children the best possible start but there must be a growing trend of August-kids getting put in the year below to save them being massacred.
>> No. 439797 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 3:40 pm
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>>439767
Children born September time have almost a year of physical development on someone born in July or August. The issue is that junior sports teams are grouped by age rather than size so the older and bigger children are the ones who get picked, particularly in the likes of football in this country which focus on physical attributes, as this difference is particularly pronounced once puberty kicks in. The children born later in the academic year eventually catch up physically but by then many of them have lost interest in playing sport or grown frustrated at not being selected.

I've seen it argued a few times that Lionel Messi, born in June, wouldn't have made it as a professional footballer if he was born in England because he'd have lost out in the youth systems in favour of taller kids better suited to kick and rush.
>> No. 439798 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 4:09 pm
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>>439797
I read somewhere that statistics show that kids born in August are less likely to go to uni, more likely to end up in jail, and are basically more fucked socially, mentally, and academically simply from being the youngest in their year group.
>> No. 439799 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 4:48 pm
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>>439798

Maybe it has to do with them being born under the star sign of Leo.

If you believe in the daft tripe that is astrology.
>> No. 439811 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 8:51 pm
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>>439799
People who are deep into astrology are the same sort that are likely to be easily entertained by basic three-ball juggling, at which point you can illustrate that even at a 2m distance each individual ball exerts greater gravity on them than any of the other planets.
>> No. 439900 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 7:52 am
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Lads, it's dawned on me that in my years of shagging I don't think I've ever seen a creampie IRL? Am I missing out on anything, a bit of "I made that" pride in your own accomplishments?
>> No. 439901 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 8:59 am
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>>439900
You mean you've never sat around and stared at the genitals of someone you've just cum in or you just close your eyes after orgasm and refuse to open them until she's done a swift douche or what?
>> No. 439902 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 9:12 am
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>>439901
Once the deed is done I usually go off to wipe my knob clean.
>> No. 439903 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 10:48 am
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>>439900
No, it kind of dribbles out looking rather unimpressive and you're really not in the mindset for it at that point. If you've shot it up her arse and she doesn't go to the bathroom then you're liable to hear her fart it out which...changes you.

>>439902
Sounds a bit rude, don't you pass her a flannel or at least some tissue?
>> No. 439904 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 11:56 am
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>>439902
Not on the curtains or a rinse in a penis beaker?
#mumsnet

Honestly, you lot sound squeamish, it's just bodily fluid. Normal people just roll over and start snoring.
>> No. 439910 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 1:17 pm
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Seconding that you sound like a set of squeamish girly boys. I can guarantee your girlfriends have giggled with their mates about your fairy behaviour.
>> No. 439911 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 1:38 pm
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>>439910

I don't think any of us are running screaming at the sight of a bit of jizz or fanny batter, but nobody wants to wake up glued to the sheets. As far as I'm concerned, it's just common courtesy to have some wet wipes in your bedside table.
>> No. 439912 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 1:39 pm
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>>439911

Who the fuck keeps post sex wet wipes nearby? Belt up you fucking mong.

I bet you eat pizza with a knife and fork too.
>> No. 439913 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 1:51 pm
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>>439911
There's a couple of lads here who always try and turn discussions on sex into a pissing contest. Evidently today they're acting like men of the world because they don't clean their knob after a shag.
>> No. 439914 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 1:56 pm
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>>439913
Oh my goodness you're funny. There is a classic mumsnet thread that talks about this exact topic, hence the "penis beaker" reference - suggest you go over there and see what the vast majority of women really think about this topic; it will probably upset you.
>> No. 439915 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 1:57 pm
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>>439914
Okay?
>> No. 439916 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 1:58 pm
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>>439912

I bet your bedroom has the musty smell of infrequently-changed bedlinen, crusty wank tissues, an overflowing laundry basket and at least two mouldy cups.

It's simple modern manners, like having all three kinds of phone charger cable available.
>> No. 439917 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 2:00 pm
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>>439916
What's the third? If you're on mini USB that's your problem.
>> No. 439918 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 2:04 pm
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>>439917

USB-C.
>> No. 439919 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 2:06 pm
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>>439916

I can wash and launder without being a poof who babywipes his cock after a shag.


You have a selection of phone chargers. Why? People like ypu baffle me.
available for guests?
>> No. 439920 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 2:12 pm
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>>439919
YEAH, YOU FUCKING POOF. TOUCHING YOUR PENIS AFTER IT HAS BEEN INSIDE A LADY, LIKE THE MASSIVE GAYBOY THAT YOU ARE.
>> No. 439921 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 2:21 pm
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>>439920
Why do you think it is "dirty" and needs cleaning?
>> No. 439922 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 2:24 pm
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>>439921
Because of the shit on it?
>> No. 439923 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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>>439921
I tend to go for a piss afterwards so I might as well wipe my cock whilst I'm at it. Also, sex gloop has a habit of crusting onto my leg hair and bedding.
>> No. 439925 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 4:12 pm
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>>439919
While I personally wouldn't bother, having a selection of phone chargers available for your guests seem like a perfectly nice and conscientious thing to do while Mars and Earth align.

You sound like an arse though.
>> No. 439931 Anonymous
28th October 2020
Wednesday 7:11 pm
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I just found a lump of fluff between my shoulder blades. Is this something I have to get used to, being hairier? As well as belly button fluff the hair on my back will now collect balls of fluff.
>> No. 439944 Anonymous
29th October 2020
Thursday 1:27 am
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I had a particularly filthy girlfriend in my early 20s and I would always get her to clean me off orally after I'd fucked her. This is clearly the "alpha" move.

My next serious girlfriend we tended to use baby wipes, but it wasn't out of conscious planning, rather just because she seemingly had a packet stashed in every room for cleaning off her makeup. She had a bit of filth to her though so she wasn't averse to just falling asleep in the mess.

My current girlfriend is actually the more autistic out of the two of us (which is quite impressive considering how much of an autist I am) so she always runs off for a piss immediately after coitus because she once read that not doing so will give you a UTI.

Overall though I don't see how it's a problem if you have a shower in the morning. It's far from the most disgusting thing you do as a couple when you've been together a certain amount of time. I've always thought that sort of laxness is a marker of a relationship's growth- When you first start seeing someone it's fresh sheets every time they visit, but when you've been living together three years you sleep in that spunk for the next week and a half.
>> No. 439946 Anonymous
29th October 2020
Thursday 9:12 am
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>>439944
>she always runs off for a piss immediately after coitus because she once read that not doing so will give you a UTI.

Suspicious behaviour, especially when it happens mid coitus. Maybe they don't like 'squirting' or something, but it definitely kills the mood to have your partner run off every five minites or so.
>> No. 439947 Anonymous
29th October 2020
Thursday 9:18 am
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>>439946
What are you on about? He said after; whose girlfriend is going to the toilet every five minutes during sex?
>> No. 439953 Anonymous
29th October 2020
Thursday 9:31 am
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>>439946

Having a knob inside you and its thrusting motion stimulate the bladder. Most lasses I have had sex with quite frequently had to have a wee right after it.

Squirting is involuntary, I don't think a woman can just hold it in like a wee, not even for a quick run to the bathroom.

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/female-ejaculation#urine-and-ejaculate
>> No. 439958 Anonymous
29th October 2020
Thursday 2:43 pm
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>>439946

Nah she squirts like a fountain if I can be arsed putting in the work to get her there. Being stoned usually makes it easier, but of the 3 birds I've been able to make squirt, none of them were with my dick (even as mighty and impressive as it is, obvs). It's always a finger job, and your arm fucking aches afterwards.

It's literally because she once got a UTI and had a nasty reaction to the nitrofurantoin they gave her for it, so now she's incredibly paranoid about anything even remotely connected to causing UTIs, including lush bath bombs.
>> No. 439984 Anonymous
31st October 2020
Saturday 1:32 am
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I was deputised into my bosses job this week and found it quite intense. I'm not sure how senior leadership juggle their careers with children and the weird hobbies they all seem to have but presume it comes down to experience (and motivational titles).

Maybe it's just that the type of work changes and its actually easier on the day to day. I remember 10 years back that I could not do data entry for the life of me and probably still can't.
>> No. 439985 Anonymous
31st October 2020
Saturday 3:54 am
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>>439984
>Maybe it's just that the type of work changes and its actually easier
>could not do data entry

I don't think it's easier - being a boss is different, because suddenly everyone brings you their personal life/problems and somehow it's your job to cope and work around them.

I agree with you on the data entry thing; I am very technical, and run a large team of technical people in a bank, but at least 50% of my job is learning to read, communicate and give good Excel. I have a theory that once you can VLOOKUP LIKE A BOSS, the job is easy. Picture related.
>> No. 440031 Anonymous
2nd November 2020
Monday 9:05 am
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>>439985
I agree. VLOOKUP changed my life. Now I know what it's like to be a god.
>> No. 440034 Anonymous
2nd November 2020
Monday 11:01 pm
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>>439985

Is Katrina Rodriguez fit then?
>> No. 440035 Anonymous
3rd November 2020
Tuesday 3:33 am
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>>440031
Wait until you discover INDEX/MATCH. The gods themselves will tremble at your feet.
>> No. 440052 Anonymous
4th November 2020
Wednesday 9:46 am
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Thought I'd check out sexymp.co.uk and looks like someone's been fucking with it. There's no way people would vote that Margaret Beckett is sexier than Chloe Smith.
>> No. 440053 Anonymous
4th November 2020
Wednesday 9:53 am
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>>440052
She reminds me of... you know that couple with the monobrow who murder-dungeoned a bunch of people in the '70s? And that other couple where the wife pretended to be a schoolboy on TV for some reason?
>> No. 440054 Anonymous
4th November 2020
Wednesday 10:07 am
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>>440053
Are you talking about Wee Jimmy Crankie?
>> No. 440055 Anonymous
4th November 2020
Wednesday 10:08 am
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>>440053
>> No. 440058 Anonymous
4th November 2020
Wednesday 1:10 pm
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>>440052

Definite shenanigans. How in the name of Christ does Kate Hoey rate higher than Liz Kendall, Jessica Morden, Emily Thornberry, Charlotte Leslie, Nicky Morgan, Chloe Smith and Liz Truss? There are some sick, sad people on that website for ranking the sexual attractiveness of elected officials.
>> No. 440059 Anonymous
4th November 2020
Wednesday 2:41 pm
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My knob smells a bit like Skips.
>> No. 440060 Anonymous
4th November 2020
Wednesday 2:43 pm
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>>440059

It would probably feel quite nice to have a skip dissolve on your moist bellend.
>> No. 440084 Anonymous
5th November 2020
Thursday 6:05 pm
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I've had builders in all week and they haven't opened a single pack of the biscuits I got in for them. I feel a little bit put out by it.
>> No. 440085 Anonymous
5th November 2020
Thursday 6:59 pm
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>>440058
They have tightened up their code a lot. I think it must have been a good ten years ago I wrote some code to fuck with it, but it was some very poorly written PHP and I just couldn't resist - also I literally had an army of servers I could use as bots. Good times.

I don't even fancy Sarah Teather, but she was definitely leading for a very long time. If I could be bothered to dig out the code/servers, Liz Kendall would be leading now, but then I do actually fancy her.

Also, I was on sexymp earlier having a look, and it asked if I was a bot after I voted for Margaret Hodge over someone else! Like I said, they've tightened up the code a bit.
>> No. 440088 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 12:48 pm
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>>440085
Fuckin' ell we've got a hacker on steroids here lads.
>> No. 440089 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 12:51 pm
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>>440088
Not only that, I own THREE black hoodies.
>> No. 440091 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 3:19 pm
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I've received a flyer about a new barber shop opening in Beeston. By my count that'll be the ninth barber shop in the centre of Beeston, which is ridiculous for a town of this size.
>> No. 440092 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 4:07 pm
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>>440091
Is this the one that's replaced the camera shop or is this yet another?
>> No. 440093 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 4:09 pm
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>>440091
Everyone who goes to barber college seems to open their own shop. It'll balance out.
>> No. 440094 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 4:18 pm
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>>440092
It's down Wellgate. I think where Crafty Owls is moving from.
>> No. 440096 Anonymous
7th November 2020
Saturday 11:20 am
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The sun is out, it is the weekend, and I'm not going to spend the whole day doom-scrolling.

It's time to bring the plants in, do the last tidying of the garden, and spend the day in what is left of the sunshine before winter comes.
>> No. 440097 Anonymous
7th November 2020
Saturday 11:25 am
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>>440096
Foggy as fuck here.
>> No. 440098 Anonymous
7th November 2020
Saturday 11:36 am
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>>440097
Sunny here, got to pick up the last few thousand apples, cut the grass, cut some tricky trees down since it's not windy.
>> No. 440099 Anonymous
7th November 2020
Saturday 12:47 pm
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The slump I've been in this week has meant my flat is at levels of disgusting not seen since my teenlad room. Going to be a fun day cleaning it all.
>> No. 440120 Anonymous
9th November 2020
Monday 9:47 pm
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I've been thinking about pike a lot in the last few days and now I keep seeing footage of them online without looking for it.
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9th November 2020
Monday 9:51 pm
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>>440120
You stupid boy
>> No. 440122 Anonymous
9th November 2020
Monday 10:29 pm
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>>440120

Fucking facebook app spying on your brain signals m8. Cheeky bastards!
>> No. 440149 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 12:40 pm
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>>440122

It's called frequency illusion. And it is indeed used as a marketing device.

https://www.ccastrategicmedia.com/frequency-illusion/
>> No. 440150 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 1:07 pm
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>>440149
I'm not entirely sure with this one. I don't recall seeing any footage of pike for years beforehand and I haven't seen a single one since I stopped thinking about it.

How often do you think you come across footage of pike?
>> No. 440151 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 1:25 pm
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>>440149
On the surface that link looks informative - i'll definitely be exploring the site - but i don't see how their steps tie into frequency illusion beyond simply 'advertise and you will be noticed'. It might work in a vague sort of way but I feel like this frequency illusion has been stapled on for sake of their own legitimacy and sales.

Recently i queried my first use of 'dozen' for years, made a big thing of whether it's 6 or 12 - "but surely 3 isn't half a dozen?". Later that day someone i was typing to online mentioned 'dozen' out of the blue in what seemed like a very suggestive way. It didn't help that'd i'd been smoking that day - it certainly freaked me out - but it can't always be excused by being high.

Robert Anton Wilson offers a simple explanation for it by way of quarters - see pic attached. I seem to have missed his point according to this quote, though.

Then again there's this whole thing with electromagnetic waves and ELFs which our brains generate and respond to, so who the fuck knows. Maybe there's more to being human that we realise.

Or I'm thick. That's probably the one, to be honest.
>> No. 440152 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 2:46 pm
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>>440151
It's a fun experiment but doesn't address whether or not you really "believe" any of the things it tells you to on a fundamental level.
>> No. 440153 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 2:51 pm
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>>440151

> It might work in a vague sort of way but I feel like this frequency illusion has been stapled on for sake of their own legitimacy and sales.

That article is maybe not the best source to describe frequency illusion as such. Wikipedia has a page on cognitive biases where frequency illusion is only briefly mentioned at the bottom as a bias effect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases


But it's not a big leap to understand the potential of frequency illusion as a way to boost your marketing. The more you seem to notice a product that's suddenly "everywhere" you could argue that it makes it more likely that you will buy that product. Everybody seems to be using it, so it must be a good thing to have.
>> No. 440154 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 3:19 pm
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>>440153
How do you see that working? What do you actually do to harness it?
>> No. 440155 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 3:49 pm
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>>440152
As a side note, you haven't happened to find a way to discovering your deeply held beliefs, have you? All i've learned so far is from time and experience.

>>440153
>it's not a big leap to understand the potential of frequency illusion as a way to boost your marketing

It seems like a far too subjective experience to really harness, without all encompassing psyops programs and the like - imagine the damage personalised, subjective advertising could do to the schizophrenic community.

Your example I see as being general advertsing, rather than an application of this frequency illusion.
>> No. 440156 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 3:56 pm
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>>440155
>As a side note
Honestly the only conclusion I can come to is there are none. No deep ones anyway, just instinctive ones that can be overridden.
>> No. 440157 Anonymous
12th November 2020
Thursday 4:20 pm
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>>440155

>imagine the damage personalised, subjective advertising could do to the schizophrenic community.

Lad, I personally knew somebody who was a full-on schizophrenic and who killed himself, leaving behind a note that was a disturbing 10-page mishmash of alt right conspiracy theories and the expressed desire to shut up the voices in his head by taking his own life. He was about as bad as schizophrenia gets, and off and on, he had probably spent a quarter of his life since about age 16 in mental institutions.

I guess my point is, just living in a world designed for the neurotypical person is already enough stress for a schizophrenic, so much so that that kind of personalised advertising isn't going to do much more additional damage. The everyday world alone already contains enough overstimulation to push them over the edge. Sadly.


So how can frequency illusion successfully be tied into your advertising and marketing?

>It seems like a far too subjective experience to really harness, without all encompassing psyops programs and the like

Advertising always has a highly subjective effect on the member of a target audience. If you show a 30-second TV ad to a panel of maybe 20 test subjects, you can get close to 20 different very personal reactions to it. If you are lucky, a convincing majority of your audience will internalise your intended message, but just as many can be thrown off because the way you present your product just doesn't resonate with them. The holy grail of advertising is then to mobilise enough people (of your target audience) to adopt favourable opinions about your product, and ideally to put a desire to own your product into action.

What's much more important in harnessing frequency illusion for your marketing is that when your product suddenly seems to pop up all the time to a person noticing it, they associate your brand message and your key selling points with it. That's why your brand message and selling points need to be succinct, on-point, and instantly memorable. So that when somebody like that believes they suddenly keep seeing your product, they also immediately associate your advertising message with it. In that sense, the frequency illusion then becomes free, unpaid advertising for you.
>> No. 440158 Anonymous
13th November 2020
Friday 3:20 pm
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We've let the woman opposite put some rubbish in our skip because there's enough spare room in it, so she's given us a tub of Celebrations to say thank you as it's meant she hasn't had to do a few tip runs or pay someone to take it away for her.

Is this what kindness is?
>> No. 440159 Anonymous
13th November 2020
Friday 4:00 pm
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>>440158
Probably regifting it from last year.
>> No. 440164 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 10:35 am
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Gypsies have now jumped into the skip to see if there's anything worth taking. I've never had a skip before, is this sort of thing normal?
>> No. 440165 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 10:40 am
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>>440164
It's not unusual. Does it matter?
>> No. 440166 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 10:43 am
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>>440165
It's a bit odd to see people inside a skip at the best of times, nevermind on your own driveway. At least they haven't left a mess.
>> No. 440167 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 10:47 am
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>>440166
Skipping is a venerable tradition.
>> No. 440168 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 11:51 am
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>>440164
I've walked by skips before and thought "nice chair" or whatever, seems normal. Plus, you say gypsies, but at this time I suspect it was more likely a roving gang of upcyclers fresh off an all-night binge of Money For Nothing or one of the other hundred or so shows like that.
>> No. 440169 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 12:13 pm
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>>440168
They took some metal fixtures and clothes out of the bin bags from the woman opposite.
>> No. 440170 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 5:51 pm
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>>440164
This is sadly quite normal. I have recently been studying the whole skipping/scrapping thing on YouTube and it is interesting to note the differences between the UK and other countries.

In the UK, you need a local authority license to even collect scrap - once stuff goes into a skip, it technically becomes the property of the skip owner as they are the "waste processor" from now on. That license is granted by the council, and only allows you to collect/gather scrap in that borough and nowhere else. So taking stuff from a skip is theft, in law.

You then need a (different) local authority license to process scrap or recycled materials on your property, and there are quite a few rules around that. There are an additional set of rules and regulations (and licenses) particularly around scrap metal, which were brought in about 7 years ago to try and curb the rampant thefts of it from besides roads, train tracks and church roofs, among others.

It's the reason we don't have the culture of dumpster diving and collecting scrap, or processing metal, that you see in the many excellent YouTubes from say, Canada or Australia.
>> No. 440171 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 5:52 pm
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>>440170
It's also most likely why they didn't leave a mess; if you called the police they'd be in shit. It's in their interests not to piss you off.
>> No. 440172 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 6:23 pm
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>>440170
>It's the reason we don't have the culture of dumpster diving and collecting scrap, or processing metal, that you see in the many excellent YouTubes from say, Canada or Australia.

We get wombling instead. Or at least we did.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uD7Gqku29k
>> No. 440173 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 6:50 pm
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>>440172
They should do him for fraud.
>> No. 440177 Anonymous
14th November 2020
Saturday 7:33 pm
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>>440173
I imagine they would, if it weren't for the tiny amounts of money he is getting out of it (he mentions £100 in a month) and the fact he says he is giving it all to charity.

I am all for clever ways of saving/making money and recycling, but skulking around supermarket car parks for "lost" receipts does seem a bit of a desperate way to make money. Would be interested to see what it turns out per hour.
>> No. 440242 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 5:48 am
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Alex Zanardi really needs to stop fucking himself up in the most brutal ways possible.
>> No. 440243 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 6:42 am
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>>440242

Some of the photos from his Indycar accident captured bits of his shredded leg meat in mid-air. His legs weren't amputated, they just sort of exploded. I can't get my head around the amount of energy involved.

Knowing Zanardi, he'll compete in the 2024 Paralympics after getting a bespoke prosthetic head made by Ferrari. By 2032, he'll basically be RoboCop.
>> No. 440310 Anonymous
25th November 2020
Wednesday 12:47 pm
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Minestrone soup is a bit weird.
>> No. 440311 Anonymous
25th November 2020
Wednesday 3:33 pm
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>>440310
When it's done well in the Italian style, it's really good, but you hardly ever get to see it done well.

Just once in my life, have I managed to make an okay one.
>> No. 440312 Anonymous
25th November 2020
Wednesday 4:06 pm
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>>440311

Crap minestrone with a sandwich (pre-grated industrial cheese, white bread, margarine) is my Proustian madeleine.
>> No. 440313 Anonymous
25th November 2020
Wednesday 10:22 pm
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How did Emily Atack get her own comedy show. She isn't exceedingly funny, and she's put on quite a bit since the Inbetweeners.
>> No. 440315 Anonymous
25th November 2020
Wednesday 11:10 pm
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>>440313

She was on I'm A Celebrity... and she's got big tits.

Questions need a question mark, even if they're rhetorical.
>> No. 440316 Anonymous
26th November 2020
Thursday 12:06 am
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>>440315
>She was on I'm A Celebrity


Good career move.

By nobody ever.
>> No. 440317 Anonymous
26th November 2020
Thursday 1:06 am
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>>440315

I've been told off on here before in a very rude way for suggesting the same thing. Apparently it all depends on which style guide you're following, or something.
>> No. 440320 Anonymous
26th November 2020
Thursday 7:50 am
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>>440313

I didn't even recognise her when I saw her on some article about her having threesomes the other day.

She looks a fair bit older than she is - I'd never have guessed she was the same age as me. She must have had a very good time spending all that telly money in her youth.
>> No. 440322 Anonymous
26th November 2020
Thursday 10:48 am
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>>440320

Looks like things haven't been easy for her since then.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/emily-atack-admits-needed-strong-20664306
>> No. 440323 Anonymous
26th November 2020
Thursday 10:51 am
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>>440322
That's a lot of forehead. A lot.
>> No. 440341 Anonymous
29th November 2020
Sunday 9:36 am
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It's very disturbing and concerning to me just how aggressive the counter-propaganda around The Crown has been.
>> No. 440342 Anonymous
29th November 2020
Sunday 9:48 am
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>>440341
I, for one, find this hilarious.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1365949/the-crown-news-royal-family-Netflix-prince-Charles-princess-diana-culture-secretary-ont

So the government are all just "beta cucktards" who need trigger warnings now, I see?
>> No. 440343 Anonymous
29th November 2020
Sunday 9:52 am
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>>440342
Even with the biggest quotation marks you can find, don't ever speak to me like that again in your life.
>> No. 440345 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 2:27 pm
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Here's some baby cacti at 0, 1 and 2 months old.
>> No. 440346 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 11:36 pm
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>>440345

Good on you lad, that looks promising. What species are they?

I've grown opuntia ficus-indica and opuntia tomentosa from seeds, which web forums assure you are notoriously difficult to germinate. Tips range from filing them down on one edge to actually eating them and picking them back out of your faeces.

In about a month, after the winter solstice, I'll start next season's batch of chili. Maybe not as many as this year, as I've got absolute shedloads of peppers at the moment. I've stringed the cayenne variety and hung them on the kitchen wall to dry, over fifty of them. And I've cut the tabasco ones off with the stems and tied them into a bouquet. There are about a hundred of them, because tabasco tend to grow peppers in quite large numbers. Those 100 peppers came from just two plants.
>> No. 440347 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 12:10 am
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>>440345
Will you end up with enough jam to share?
>> No. 440352 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 8:39 am
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>>440346
That sounds fun, I've no idea what cactus jam tastes like but making a chilli-cactus jam seems like an appropriate thing somehow. That's an impressive number of chillies.

The top four seed trays are half lophophora williamsii and half echinopsis pachanoi, the bottom two are probably mostly those but a mix of maybe six entheogenic species all together.
>> No. 440357 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 12:32 pm
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>>440352

>lophophora williamsii

So what does a mescalin high feel like?
>> No. 440360 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 1:18 pm
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>>440357

Dunno mate that would be illegal. These are strictly for ornamental purposes.
>> No. 440361 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 1:31 pm
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>>440360

>strictly for ornamental purposes


Alright then, nothing to see here. Move along.




Lad.
>> No. 440362 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 1:51 pm
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>>440361
>Hallucinogenic cacti are not illegal in the UK, unless prepared for consumption as a hallucinogen.
https://www.drugwise.org.uk/cacti/
>> No. 440363 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 2:02 pm
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>>440362

Either way, police will have very limited ways of finding out if you'll nibble on a homegrown hallucinogenic cactus in the privacy of your home.

Unless you're tripping your tits off and call police to tell them you might be dead and that time is moving very slowly.

https://herb.co/news/legalization/cop-wife-too-high-edibles-911/


I'm not saying that people who grow them will inevitably end up eating them to get high. But it'd be just as well. Who's going to know.
>> No. 440369 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 9:42 pm
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I didn't realise how often I had sex before the coronatimes. I'm fucking going spare here, I'm even thinking about ordering a custom video from Are Sophie. I'm going to have to start shitting on my doorstep when I get unfurled.
>> No. 440370 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 10:03 pm
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I seem to be getting a lot of women liking my profile on Hinge at the minute. Obviously because it's Christmas and people don't want to be alone.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. I have options, even from women ordinarily out of my league - but then most are just liking my top picture and I know that if the shoe were on the other foot I'd get nowhere liking photos without comment. If I had been spending the past year getting lots of action I'd check it out but I'm quite comfortable now - women's power is lost on me.
>> No. 440371 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 10:08 pm
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>>440369>>440370

The duality of britfa.
>> No. 440372 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 10:38 pm
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>>440369
Before you spend any money be sure to have a wank. We have a porngame thread for your needs.

>>440370
Alright I swallowed my pride and messaged one. Odds are I've just been buried under every other lad she's liked.
>> No. 440376 Anonymous
1st December 2020
Tuesday 11:45 pm
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>>440369

>Are Sophie

Who?
>> No. 440377 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 12:08 am
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All I know is I saw a woman's back in the fruit and veg aisle yesterday and nearly died, such was it's beauty.
>> No. 440379 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 12:27 am
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>>440376

The bint wot found loads of money in a bag in a charity shop.
>> No. 440385 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 4:46 am
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I have an odd little personality trait I'm not quite comfortable with - I find myself very critical of repair or building work done by tradespeople. My mum typically hires people to do stuff to her house, and the last few times she has, I've found myself very frustrated with the shoddiness of their work - the decking lasted about a week before side panels started coming loose, and the trim just wasn't cut very well, some of it wasn't flush, and so on. The kitchen refurbishment, similarly, some of the knobs weren't straight, a couple of the doors weren't aligned, the dishwasher was held into its surround by a single, flimsy metal piece and two tech screws, on one side only - and after about a month one of the doors came off and it was revealed he hadn't even bothered to mount the screws properly there, he'd just forced non-self tappers into drill holes in MDF.

Am I nitpicking? Do I really know what I'm doing more than these professionals, or am I just kidding myself out of some narcissistic need to be the cleverest or most capable man? I don't act like this at work, I'd never sneer at someone else's work, but then the people I work with rarely make what appear to be either consistent mistakes or giant shortcuts.

I'm fully aware I'm not a very good carpenter, electrician, plumber, mechanic, but what I do know how to do is look up how to do things, and follow those instructions - I like to do my own household work and put a lot of research into it. I'd never describe myself as skilled in any of these fields, but I certainly know how they're supposed to be done, and I'm capable of doing them without them falling apart a month later - it might take me a whole day to do what a pro can do in a couple of hours, but, in my experience at least, my work often ends up better. I've taken this approach my whole life, and admittedly the first go is often not great, but I very quickly learn how to improve.

Perhaps my mum has just genuinely had awful luck with these people, but she's not daft and typically finds people who are highly recommended. Am I expecting too much? I always feel ridiculous when I look at something she's had done and notice an issue or think "I wouldn't have done it like that", I feel like I'd look a right cunt if I started gobbing on about it, so I usually don't.

I think I just get annoyed that people charge so much for not very good work. You'd think if you were charging by the hour, you might spend at least an extra five minutes to line your panels up perfectly?

I fear I might just be a living example of a little knowledge being a dangerous thing, and I'm just completely missing the mark here, or perhaps I'm an insufferable perfectionist, but I'm not sure.
>> No. 440387 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 8:30 am
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>>440385
I don't think that's unreasonable, the quality of work you get from tradespeople is always pot luck.
>> No. 440390 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 9:33 am
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>>440385
You're not wrong. It's getting harder and harder to find good tradespeople. The issue probably isn't whether they know what they're doing, it's just a lack of pride in their work. They'd rather just cut corners and get onto the next job quicker.
They get away with it because word of mouth is less important now that you have a thousand potential customers who will just search google or facebook, and too few people both to leave reviews, or if they do they still leave good reviews because they're afraid of being seen as nit-picking.

I find myself watching videos like this on youtube, where people who care about what they're doing showcase some of the bad examples of work they get called in to fix.
Wonky knobs and loose decking boards are one thing, but then you have people who have apparently undergone training and registration with gas-safe, and then they go and cut corners which at best lead to the customers need thousands of pounds work to correct down the line, and at worse run the risk of actually killing someone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-wGum9Try0
>> No. 440391 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 9:46 am
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>>440390
What about Checkatrade? I use them.
>> No. 440392 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 9:52 am
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>>440391
Checkatraaade
Checkatrade.com
>> No. 440393 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 10:03 am
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>>440392
I've been informed by tradesmen that if you dial the number given on the Checkatrade website, which is a redirected number, when they answer it it plays that jingle. Every single time.
>> No. 440397 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 11:35 am
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>>440392
I have it on good authority that that site is for plebs.

Real men use Trustatrader.com
>> No. 440398 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 11:41 am
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>>440390
It sounds like Mrs Brown's Boys has gotten riskier in recent years.
>> No. 440400 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 11:56 am
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>>440391
Still pot luck. Maybe a bit better as you're getting actual professionals but they might be having a bad day or in a hurry or about to retire or think you're a mug or anything.
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2nd December 2020
Wednesday 1:57 pm
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>>440390

This is why I prefer to do everything myself. I'd rather spend a week learning how to do a job and executing it, knowing I've done it properly, than trusting some bloke - particularly if, like you say, it's a matter of safety.

I won't let a mechanic touch my car at all, save for the precious few jobs I can't do at home, like laser wheel alignment - and then I take it to a local place that has a waiting room that shows a camera feed of your car being worked on.
>> No. 440407 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 2:15 pm
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>>440406
You'll let a mechanic touch up your car but only if you can watch. Kinky.
>> No. 440408 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 2:23 pm
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Why the fuck did I have to come back to this shithole just before the pandemic, I could've stayed in a country that's actually handling it for fucks sake.
>> No. 440410 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 2:37 pm
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>>440408
Which country did you come from?
>> No. 440411 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 3:06 pm
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>>440410

America
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2nd December 2020
Wednesday 3:23 pm
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>>440411

Bruh
>> No. 440414 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 3:29 pm
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>>440406
There needs to be something like hackspaces but for cars. I don't have a garage, lift, or a full set of car tools (or anywhere to store them), so for jobs I know I could do by myself, I still have to take it to a mechanic as I simply don't have the means to do them.

If you could rent a garage with a lift and standard set of kit (tyre remover/fitter etc) for a couple of hours that'd be ideal.
>> No. 440415 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 3:48 pm
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>>440414
I know for a fact that this exists for motorbikes - there is definitely a company in South London which you join as a club, has their own workshops and you can get classes and training to work on your own bike. Never heard similar for a car, but its a cracking idea.
>> No. 440416 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 3:58 pm
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>>440414

This definitely exists, there's one local to me, I've used it for undersealing on a ramp and pulling engines out before. I've thought about doing it myself, as I'd love to own/rent a warehouse somewhere with all the kit in it, but couldn't justify that cost privately.

Try googling "DIY garage" or "rent a garage".
>> No. 440421 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 6:39 pm
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>>440416

They're still a bit niche, but there are definitely a few out there. Not all of them seem to advertise themselves on the Internet though, so it could be worth looking for one in your local yellow pages.

I've done extensive repairs on my cars at a DIY shop here in the area over the years that would've coste me thousands at a regular garage.
>> No. 440422 Anonymous
3rd December 2020
Thursday 9:32 am
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Thinking quite a lot about how fuckable Glenn Hughes' mouth looked when he had a full beard. I don't normally go for bears.



The girl in that video is fit as well.
>> No. 440424 Anonymous
3rd December 2020
Thursday 2:43 pm
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I'm feeling a bit annoyed with myself for being too apprehensive to try Cadbury's darkmilk for about a year, it's really good stuff.
>> No. 440425 Anonymous
3rd December 2020
Thursday 2:46 pm
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>>440424
Better that you're expanding your horizons and taking adventurous risks in old age than never.
>> No. 440426 Anonymous
3rd December 2020
Thursday 5:08 pm
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Seems I've picked up some sort of sinus infection, or maybe I'm allergic to something since my right sinus has been feeling fuzzy and inflamed all day.
I think I can rule out the wu-flu since apart from this, I feel fine.
>> No. 440427 Anonymous
3rd December 2020
Thursday 7:14 pm
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Just had to change a fella in the car park's wheel because he'd got a puncture. He was looking at the jack saying "I've got no idea what do with it".

As someone who is quite engineering-minded¹, even if I had never changed a wheel before, I'd at least have a look at the tools and try and figure out how they work. That, and if you're driving, you should at the very least know how to change a wheel.

There's also something quite... manly in the classical blokey sense about it. I feel like I've moved up the pecking order. Little does he know I use marshmallow shower gel and Pantene shampoo.

¹autistic
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3rd December 2020
Thursday 8:03 pm
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>>440427
There's definitely something about demonstrating greater practical knowledge, that's for sure. Recently i overheard the question "Does your insurance cover that?" from a group trying to clear a little treefall from a public road. Someone eventually used a circular saw on wet wood!!
>> No. 440430 Anonymous
3rd December 2020
Thursday 9:35 pm
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>>440427
Broken britain.
>> No. 440431 Anonymous
3rd December 2020
Thursday 10:57 pm
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>>440427

I fear this happening because while I'm not insecure about my manly credentials in being able to do it, I've never actually had to do it. I've been shown how to do it at some point in the past, but asking me to recollect that knowledge now would be like making me sit my A-level chemistry exams again.
>> No. 440432 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 1:22 am
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>>440431

I think if this happened to me and I wasn't sure, I'd just sit in the car and watch a couple of youtube tutorials before getting out and doing it. I feel like there's very little reason to be standing scratching your head at a basic procedure in modern times, and I like to live my life in a way in which if something goes wrong, I quietly look it up then pretend I always knew how to fix it. Of course, with enough time and enough instances, I do end up just knowing how to fix stuff - it's a good system.
>> No. 440433 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 1:26 am
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>>440432
It isn't that difficult. I was never taught about it, but I had to change a tire in the middle of the night as I drove to Plymouth. A bit of digging around and trying to understand what needed to happen, and I figured it out.

I'm pretty sure you can change your bedroom door without any training.
>> No. 440440 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 10:23 am
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>>440433

I was scuppered the first time I had to change a tyre because the wheel cover just wouldn't fucking budge. No idea why, but it thoroughly prevented any wheels being swapped.
>> No. 440444 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 12:54 pm
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>>440440
If the wrench has a blunt chisel on the other end, it normally means you're in for a shit time of trying to pry the cover off. The covers are pretty robust, you have to really go at them, prying through the holes if you can't find a handy slot roud teh edge.
I'd suggest not trying to put them back on in the dark, they tend to fly off, just stick it in the boot until things are easy.
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4th December 2020
Friday 1:39 pm
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>>440444

If you have an older car too, you can sometimes find the wheel has bonded itself to the hub with rust and/or pressure, and that can be a right ballache to pull off at the side of the road with no tools. On my mini, nothing short of a mallet does it if they've been on long enough.
>> No. 440446 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 2:00 pm
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>>440445
Give it the one-two punch of WD40 (to penetrate the rust) and GT85 (teflon juice). I always carry a can of each in my car toolbag.
>> No. 440475 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 12:30 am
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Not saying this place has influenced me far more than is healthy, but I just found out Laurie Penny's getting married and felt a twinge of... I'm not even sure what.
>> No. 440480 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 3:30 am
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>>440475
Her forehead keeps growing.
>> No. 440481 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 3:32 am
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>>440480
Sorry.

Their forehead keeps growing.
>> No. 440482 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 6:39 am
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>>440475

Is they? Last time I checked, they was a) polyamorous and b) had Hot Takes on marriage.
>> No. 440483 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 6:42 am
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>>440445

Do people not rotate their tyres any more?

>>440446

I assume you already know, but be careful with lubricants around brakes, for obvious friction-related reasons.
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5th December 2020
Saturday 6:47 am
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>>440483

>Do people not rotate their tyres any more?

Probably not, most people don't even know when they're supposed to replace them. The mini is a track/fun car so the rear wheels are wearing just as much as the front because of mad skidz, plus BMW hubs are notoriously rust prone, so even a couple of months is enough to stick those cunts on.
>> No. 440485 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 7:53 am
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>>440484
>plus BMW hubs are notoriously rust prone

Look up a product called bilt hamber atom-mac.
It's a corrosion inhibitor that you dilute into water and spray round places like your undercarriage and wheel hubs.
It's really brilliant stuff and pretty cheap once you factor in the dilution ratio.
Just spray it round your wheels once a wash, it doesn't 100% stop rust, especially in winter with salt spray, but it massively cuts down the rate.

Part of the problem with rotating tyres now is that most are directional or asymmetric treat patterns, so the you're limited to rotating front-to-back not left to right so there's less benefit.
It's still worth doing it every couple of years, just so you don't get to the point where you have a 8 year old FWD car where the back tyres go brittle and cracked with age before they ever run out of tread.

I've been doing my research recently, probably from next winter onwards if I have the money and space at the time, I'm going to start switching to an all-season tyre through winter. All-seasons are still a big compromise on grip, economy and wear rate in warm weather, but the better all-seasons are now meant to be perfect for British winters. They have good grip in snow on the one day a year you need it, but they're also far far safer than summer tyres when you get to single digit temperatures whether it's wet or dry.
>> No. 440487 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 8:37 am
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>>440485

>Look up a product called bilt hamber atom-mac.

I definitely will, though by the time I usually get to a car, the previous owner and a decade or two has already done their work, and preventative measures are no longer applicable. See picture - this is what a mate's 320d looked like after he bought it with only 60k miles on it. Pure horror - there's a bolt in there, somewhere.

>I'm going to start switching to an all-season tyre through winter

I don't know if it's a true all season tyre, but I have really fallen for Uniroyal Rainsports in the last couple of years, particularly the new-ish Rainsport 5's - they are truly exceptional in the wet, and I'd still consider them performance tyres in the summer - just really good and not as eye-wateringly priced as some other brands. I have them on the cars I can fit them on, even the stupidly spinny turbo MX5. Admittedly I haven't had to use them in the snow as I have a 4x4 for that, but I cannot imagine they'd be bad, the way the tread channels water should equally work for snow and slush.

I'm of the belief that buying any sort of ultra-performance, summer skewed tyre is fucking stupid in Britain, even if we're talking about a summer sports car, it's not like it's unheard of to find a damp road even in july, especially on the country roads you'd likely be bombing down in that sort of vehicle. And if you're taking it to a track, there is sticky, cheap, semi slick rubber designed exactly for that.
>> No. 440490 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 10:09 am
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>>440487
The biggest problem with tyres is more to do with the temperature than the tread pattern.
Practically everyone in this country is using what's strictly a summer-tyre all year round. Once the air temperature drops below about 10C (ignoring the effect of different tyre/road temps), the rubber that summer tyres are made out of gets hard enough that there's a big decrease in grip whether it's wet or dry. I think those uniroyals are still a summer tyre but with good water clearance so they would still be quite bad in the snow.
The all-seasons have different rubber blends that are still quite grippy down to freezing temperatures, they're still OK during summer but they wear a lot faster, and the dry and wet performance in warmer temperatures isn't quite as good as a modern asymmetric tread pattern.

Dedicated winter tyres have very different tread patterns that really are optimised to grip in snow, but those tread patterns are very poor for wet and dry grip above freezing, but even so the softer rubber still makes them better than summer tyres when it drops to the low-single figures.
>> No. 440495 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 6:57 pm
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>>440475
If it helps, a lot of her friends look pretty much the same as her
https://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/1335266308657561605/
>> No. 440497 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 8:14 pm
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>>440495

I look forward to an increasingly desperate-sounding series of thinkpieces as they tries to justify their slide into heteronormativity.
>> No. 440498 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 8:15 pm
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>>440495
Are their "rings" the security tabs from bottles of orange juice?
>> No. 440504 Anonymous
6th December 2020
Sunday 9:24 am
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>>440497

I look forward to "you can still be a socialist and pay for a private education" in a few years.
>> No. 440506 Anonymous
6th December 2020
Sunday 10:17 am
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>>440504

"How I fought the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society by being a stay-at-home mum and baking cakes".
>> No. 440537 Anonymous
6th December 2020
Sunday 8:11 pm
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Just spotted the reason why my butter has tasted funny the last couple of days. There was a whole rotten lemon in the back of the fridge, coverted in whitish-green mold.

Does it all the time. Butter always absorbs bad smells in your fridge.
>> No. 440565 Anonymous
8th December 2020
Tuesday 11:13 pm
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Cooking's become much easiser since I realised you can just bake almost anything.
>> No. 440571 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 12:16 pm
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How do I better manage my desire to be like Jean-Luc Picard in all things with my impulse to machine gun people to death en-masse?
>> No. 440572 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 12:18 pm
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>>440571
You're incapable of either so I wouldn't worry about it.
>> No. 440573 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 12:28 pm
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>>440571

Just remember that Jean-Luc for many years regretted his youthful impulses, particularly the bar brawl with the Nausicaan that lost him his original heart; but after Q gave him the opportunity to relive his time in the Academy, he learned that had he suppressed his aggressive side, he would not have amounted to much in his career in Starfleet.

What I'm saying is, do one mass shooting when you're young and then mellow out a bit after that.
>> No. 440574 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 12:33 pm
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>>440573
That episode was about daring to take risks, not mass murdering people.
>> No. 440578 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 1:09 pm
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She could command my rocket IYKWIM.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-55226099
>> No. 440579 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 1:11 pm
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>>440574

You're saying shooting up a shopping centre isn't a risky endeavour?
>> No. 440582 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 2:27 pm
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>>440571
Comes with age and experience. I also tend to do frequent outburst for a second or two when I'm alone and something insignificant bothers me but I'm unsure if it's for everyone.

>my impulse to machine gun people to death en-masse

Just do it to the Borg on the holodeck. Starfleet v. Kirk proved that nobody gives a shit so long as you save the Earth in the process.
>> No. 440584 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 3:01 pm
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Sorry, you seem to have taken my bit about machine gunning people literally, whilst acknowledging that I've not shaven my head, learnt French and started wearing skin tight jumpsuits. Consider this further and your error will be revealed to you.
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9th December 2020
Wednesday 3:08 pm
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>>440584

>shaven my head, learnt French and started wearing skin tight jumpsuits

Give it a go m8, you'd probably be a right fanny magnet.
>> No. 440592 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 6:38 pm
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I've probably posted this before, but pilau rice seasoning is the shit.
>> No. 440593 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 7:34 pm
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Been looking forward to a homemade dinner of chicken breast with mashed potato and broccoli all afternoon.

But now that it's on my plate, the chicken is underseasoned and the broccoli is overcooked. I'm not at my best tonight.

At least the mashed potato turned out fine. Made from fresh potatoes, mind.
>> No. 440594 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 7:44 pm
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>>440593
> Made from fresh potatoes, mind.

You say that like other possibilities exist.
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9th December 2020
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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>> No. 440596 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 7:59 pm
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Instant mash is best in sandwiches.
>> No. 440598 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 12:32 am
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>>440594

This lad peels potatoes with his metal knives. I am sure of it.
>> No. 440600 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 1:47 am
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>>440598

I can't tell if that's supposed to be a faux pas, posh, or simply antiquated. For what it's worth I peel all my veg with a bog standard veg peeler because it takes about a tenth of the time of using a knife.

Sorry lads but instant mash just makes me remember school dinners and my impoverished childhood. I've I'm going to be a lazy cunt (and yet not lazy enough to just grab a ready meal) I'd rather have microwave rice with a tin of some kind of beans than some foul concoction of reconstituted potato starch.
>> No. 440601 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 7:20 am
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>>440600
When I was at school they did mash potato with melted cheese on top. I've never found anything that can match it since.
>> No. 440603 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 9:50 am
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>>440600

You are clearly a most primative people.
>> No. 440605 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 12:25 pm
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>>440600

Also, pound for pound, it's probably always cheaper to make mash from fresh potatoes, when a whole bag of potatoes can be had for a quid. So if as a poverty enthusiast poor person you're really interested in saving money, fresh potatoes are the better option.

According to Tesco's online shop, their generic-brand instant mash is 90p and contains four servings. A 2.5kg bag of potatoes costing £1 is probably good for eight or more servings of mash.

And just look at all the additives that they put in instant mash:

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/279511613

>Potato, Palm Oil, Dried Skimmed Milk, Flavourings (contain Milk), Milk Sugar, Milk Proteins, Salt, Black Pepper, Antioxidant (Rosemary Extract), Colours (Algal Carotenes, Curcumin (contains Milk))


Not saying you can't go fancy with your freshly made mash, but all I normally add to my freshly cooked potatoes is milk, salt, and pepper.

Although when I'm having fish with my mash, I put a bit of fish seasoning in it. It just adds that little touch. You should try it.
>> No. 440606 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 12:31 pm
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I never thought I'd see the day when Big Mash infiltrated .gs
>> No. 440607 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 12:33 pm
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>>440606

I think it's more Big Fresh Potato defending its territory against Big Instant Mash.
>> No. 440609 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 1:04 pm
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Who the fuck doesn't make their own mash? It's not like it's hard.
>> No. 440610 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 1:09 pm
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>>440609
Lumpy mashers.
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10th December 2020
Thursday 2:09 pm
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>>440610
I decided to stick a hand blender in my mash once to get a consistent smoothness quick.

Tip: don't. It turns to glue.
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10th December 2020
Thursday 2:25 pm
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>>440611

If you really want consistent mash, a potato ricer is key.

Personally though, I can't be fucked. Lumps are fine, just offset the textural problems with flavour from cream and butter.
>> No. 440613 Anonymous
10th December 2020
Thursday 2:47 pm
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>>440612
Potato ricers are wrong.
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10th December 2020
Thursday 3:55 pm
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>>440613
>>440612
>potato ricer

Is that a dated xenophobic term for an Irishman who likes modifying Japanese hatchbacks?
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10th December 2020
Thursday 4:31 pm
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>>440609

> It's not like it's hard.

Indeed not. If your mash is hard, then you've done it wrong.



This is what I use to mash my potatoes, can highly recommend:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/NIAGUOJI-Potato-Masher-Stainless-Guacamole/dp/B08435STLN/

And then I gently add the milk and salt and pepper with an electrical hand mixer on the lowest setting until the consistency is just about right.

Works like a charm to get very delicious and good textured mash each time.


If you do either of those two things too thoroughly though, your mash will indeed turn to glue.

It will then still make a nice enough potato soup if you add lots of water and cream. Just for the next time you run into that problem...
>> No. 440616 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 12:06 am
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I've been accused of having "dad energy" today at work, because I like cigars and whiskey and talk about engines a lot. I think it was a compliment but I hate that I've become so generic.
>> No. 440617 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 12:15 am
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>>440616
Tell them you autofellate. Keeps it interesting.
>> No. 440618 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 12:30 am
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>>440616
Personally I do regard cigars and whiskey to be the nadir of masculinity. You might as well tell me you like drinking ketchup, at least then I'd be intrigued. Engines are fine though. Go Dibnah mode, get into steam.

It's also worth noting I'm just some person on the internet and you can do what you want.
>> No. 440619 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 12:40 am
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>>440618
What about cigars/cigarettes (even those ones meant for women, skinny pieces of shit), rum,and cars (not just engines)? Liking engines only is like liking a fanny and not the woman it is attached to. Engine swaps are like fanny transplants, and should be regarded as the worst thing a human being could do.

I wish I could get a cheap LS engine in the UK.
>> No. 440620 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 12:43 am
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>>440619
What if you come across a lass whose fanny wasn't filled up with oil and a... erm... clit connecting rod? launched itsself out of the side of the main fanny block?
>> No. 440621 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 12:52 am
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>>440619

I do talk about cars more than engines, but we were at work and the conversation was prompted by me talking about turboprop engines. Rum is perfectly acceptable, especially if you're a boat person. I also think you've got to have some confident commitment to still be smoking proper fags these days - I salute all those huddled in a smoking shelter outside in the rain, steadfastly refusing to switch to donut flavoured vapes or whathaveyou.

I have a friend in our 'car bloke' group chat who fucking wants to engine swap everything he comes across - his latest plan is to buy a 300zx and put a 2jz in it. It really does rile up the purists among us, myself included. Saying that an LS RX7 is my secret dream.
>> No. 440622 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 1:01 am
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>>440618

I didn't particularly think they were that impressive, like you say, they're basically generic 'I'm a bloke' affectations, though I only do these things because I actually enjoy them, not as an affectation.

I would say the manliest interest I have is in old mechanical stuff, I do like rebuilding an engine or a lawnmower and so on, and at least that takes some level of skill that fosters some exclusivity.

The only "what did you do this weekend" work chat that's ever elicited any sort of surprise, sense of respect, or interest is when I mentioned I spent the day up some of my trees trimming branches.

Also I've never done it but I could definitely drink a pint of swedish style mustard.
>> No. 440623 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 1:01 am
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>>440619
I'll be honest I just don't get smoking anything at all, at least if it's just because it tastes nice. Indeed during the first lockdown I hadn't spoken to or met anyone who smoked for so long that when I walked to the shops and saw a man having a fag I was genuinely suprised. Rum is lovely and cars are mostly fine. There's a Nissan R32 (I think) nearby with a massive body kit and an anime vinyl on it and that I respect. If it's just something expensive and boring I don't care. Also don't drive like a cunt around residential areas, you're scaring my dog and I'm going to drag you out of it like I was Niko Bellic if I see you stopped at the lights later.

I got off topic there. Again, do what you want, I'm just some guy on the internet.
>> No. 440624 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 1:02 am
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>>440620

We've all seen fannies like that. Not serviced regularly, it's a real shame. It's always better in my mind to restore the original fanny, but the age of some of them you'd struggle to find the parts.
>> No. 440625 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 1:05 am
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>>440624

Also that rare fanny that's been sat rotting outside that house in Ambleside for years, we all wish the owner would sell it on.
>> No. 440626 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 1:36 am
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>>440625
Surely it'd be the lass sitting outside? The fanny is just the engine in this metaphor.
>> No. 440627 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 1:40 am
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>>440626

Oh yeah, good point.

I'd still fuck the engine and the chassis on a real car, though.
>> No. 440628 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 2:00 am
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I've become mildly obsessed with Helen Star off of xHamsterLive, even though she's fucking repellent. At this stage, I welcome the embrace of rona-induced death.

https://xhamsterlive.com/HelenStarUK
>> No. 440629 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 2:16 am
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>>440628

It's only a problem when you actually start spending money on them.
>> No. 440630 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 9:20 am
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>>440625
Ahhh, the Ambleside XR2.
>> No. 440633 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 4:34 pm
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Phwoar.
>> No. 440636 Anonymous
11th December 2020
Friday 9:28 pm
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>>440633

Those arms and thighs are no doubt from lifting alloy wheels and engine blocks.





I'd let her service my engine anytime.

IYKWIM
>> No. 440671 Anonymous
14th December 2020
Monday 4:48 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jINuX_Hort8

I've become slightly obsessed, and heartened, by Japanese precision walking contests. Mesmerising.
>> No. 440672 Anonymous
14th December 2020
Monday 4:48 am
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>>440671

>> No. 440680 Anonymous
14th December 2020
Monday 8:37 pm
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>>440672

It's almost like I'm watching footage of NPCs from Cyberpunk 2077.
>> No. 440681 Anonymous
14th December 2020
Monday 8:54 pm
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>>440671>>440672

It's fucking brilliant that because Japan isn't technically allowed to have an army, they just do parades with Salarymen instead.
>> No. 440683 Anonymous
14th December 2020
Monday 10:34 pm
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>>440681
No, very wrong.
>> No. 440684 Anonymous
14th December 2020
Monday 10:40 pm
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>>440683

They don't even have a famous pocket knife. Plus, the Seppos won't let them actually do anything. I had to check that wasn't a photo of a bunch of North Koreans, despite one of them looking like Pierre Taki from Denki Groove.
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14th December 2020
Monday 11:05 pm
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>>440684
>Plus, the Seppos won't let them actually do anything

That's their business and something at least Abe was pushing to fix incrementally. I'm sure the SPAMs would love them to pull their own weight but their population is stubborn in changing the constitution. As an aside, Japan was in Iraq at one point but their rules of engagement meant that they needed Australian's to protect them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Iraq_Reconstruction_and_Support_Group
>> No. 440690 Anonymous
14th December 2020
Monday 11:54 pm
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>>440683
I don't see an army in that photograph, just a friendly neighborhood Self Defence Force.
>> No. 440691 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 12:02 am
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>>440684>>440690
I just meant the fucking parades bit, you horrible pedants.
>> No. 440722 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 8:12 pm
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How do you lot deal with the boredom of not having your coworkers physcially around you?

Office environments have always felt slightly claustrophobic to me and some people are just impossible to be around for the duration of a typical workday, but now that my job has completely moved to working from home, I kind of miss the office banter. Phone chats just aren't the same.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_CYjT16Ou8
>> No. 440723 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 8:51 pm
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Sauerkraut note to self for next season: Fermenting it in its own, salted juices is fine. Fermenting it in that plus a brine submersion is fucking fantastic. I could eat this raw.
>> No. 440725 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 9:13 pm
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>>440723

Can you still call a foodstuff "raw" if it's been cured / fermented / dried / etc.?
>> No. 440727 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 9:17 pm
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>>440725
Fermented stuff is often cooked or pasteurised which gives it enough of a different taste and properties that I'd say it's a helpful distinction to make between fermented but raw, and cooked.
I am eating it raw now. Just a quick rinse. It's lovely.
>> No. 440729 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 9:38 pm
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>>440722
I go to the office twice a week pretty much just for this reason. Some of my colleagues are in everyday. I like the chit-chat, doing something for lunch, giving the car a bit of a run out. We didn't stop through lockdown (The VPN is misconfigured and I have to go in officer).

Meet up with a friend for lunchtime walk round the park or something. Or look for meetup groups, maybe there's something cater for lunchtime sanity meetups.
>> No. 440730 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 9:56 pm
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>>440727
Before now I didn't even know people cooked sauerkraut. Why not just fry some onion if you're just going to destroy the probiotic anyway?
>> No. 440731 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 10:00 pm
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>>440730
It tastes better and has lots of vitamin c in. Also less oil than fried onion.
>> No. 440732 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 10:01 pm
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>>440730
You realise there's no probiotics in store-bought sauerkraut as those are pasteurised?
>> No. 440733 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 10:01 pm
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>>440722
I fuck about on the internet, wank and sometimes watch tv shows. I think everyone in my office has been watching Mandalorian this year and before that it was the Boys.

Then I have an 'oh shit' moment where I realise I need to work all night to catch-up. So I've pretty much regressed back to university.
>> No. 440734 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 10:06 pm
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I was just served this YouTube ad and it made me want to burst into tears. How cheap and shit the product looks, the consumerist jingle, the vacuous repetitive waving, and the normalisation of children having GPS trackers and cameras on them at all times.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH6wgrIrBnc
>> No. 440735 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 10:23 pm
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>>440734
Adblock.
>> No. 440736 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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>>440732
>store-bought sauerkraut

I'm not an animal.
>> No. 440737 Anonymous
15th December 2020
Tuesday 11:22 pm
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Family Guy has some awful episodes. "Road to India" is on at the moment, and it's more cringeworthy than old Top Gear's India caper.
>> No. 440738 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 1:40 am
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>>440734

I've been playing too much Cyberpunk the last couple of nights but that ad really wouldn't be out of place in the game.

Probably makes a lot more sense if you're a wealthy type in Brazil or Russia or somewhere like that, where your kids getting abducted to blackmail you is a relatively realistic prospect.
>> No. 440745 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 3:42 pm
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>>440734

Figures that the kids are shown video calling mum.

Women, mothers, are at the forefront of using the latest tech gadgets to keep tabs on their kids, and they have been for years. My worry is that they are conditioning kids to think there's nothing wrong with being watched and tracked constantly, and that they will grow up to be adults who will not object to their government doing the same.

One of my coworkers boasted to me that thanks to some tracking app, she knows where her twelve year old boy is every minute of the day. When I then tried to make a comment as politely as I could that that might be a bit excessive, she gave me the whole litany of armies of child snatching paedophiles being out there just waiting for a kid that isn't equipped with a tracking app on their phone.

I didn't even have a mobile phone when I was that age. They were still the status symbol of executives and any mug who didn't mind spending a grand on a simple phone without any features. And yet, more than most kids today, we would sometimes roam the woods near where I lived from afternoon to sundown, up to a mile away from my parents' house. And nothing bad ever happened to us. Besides a few cuts and bruises from jumping off trees.
>> No. 440747 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 4:21 pm
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>>440734
I thought Paul Verhoven was dead.
>> No. 440748 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 4:40 pm
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>>440745

Send her some articles on how hackers can remotely activate cameras and maybe point out the common sense that GPS just makes it easier for paedophiles to locate the child who they've been watching through their phone camera and gradually becoming obsessed with.
>> No. 440749 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 4:55 pm
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>>440745

I think I've discussed this before but my dad has younger kids and I was very disturbed at how breezily he mentioned that he has an app that tracks their phones.

The eldest girl has an onlyfans now so I'm sure his overbearing parenting hasn't influenced them in any way.
>> No. 440750 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 4:58 pm
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>>440749
God, everything's horrible.
>> No. 440751 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 5:20 pm
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I had a similar thing in an old job. The fella next to me was CONSTANTLY on this website that tracked his kids' phones. To him, he thought they were both little shits who couldn't be trusted to do anything. When I suggested that's because their dad constantly tracks them and treats them like that, all he had to say is that because I was childless I wouldn't know what it was like.
>> No. 440752 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 5:22 pm
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>>440749
Teach the others how to root their phones or what-have-you.
This shit didn't begin with the current generation of parents, there was plenty of this shit happening in the generation before that, to the best of their technical ability. Just use it as an open to teach them some useful technological skills.
>> No. 440755 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 5:53 pm
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They're definitely the norm now. My other half has trackers on our kids' phones but only uses it if they're late home from school, but she did have an app that controls how much time they can spend on their phones which I've always found ironic because of how often she is on hers. I know the neighbours use tracking apps and check them constantly if their kids are out of the house.

My level of parental involvement in what they get up to is pointing out to laddo not to leave spunk marks on his bedding and to use bog roll instead.
>> No. 440756 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 6:36 pm
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>>440755
>My level of parental involvement in what they get up to is pointing out to laddo not to leave spunk marks on his bedding and to use bog roll instead.
Still, the device you use that lets you know when you need to tell him that is arguably quite creepy.
>> No. 440758 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 6:47 pm
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>>440756
>Still, the device you use that lets you know when you need to tell him that is arguably quite creepy.

My eyes when I'm changing his bedding?
>> No. 440763 Anonymous
16th December 2020
Wednesday 8:39 pm
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>>440758

If he's old enough to spunk, then he's old enough to change his sheets on his own.
>> No. 440775 Anonymous
17th December 2020
Thursday 12:36 am
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>>440758

For the nth time lad. No, luminol spraying eyeballs is not an acceptable cybernetic enhancement. It's creepy.
>> No. 440780 Anonymous
17th December 2020
Thursday 11:54 am
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Just throwing it out there but he may be having wet dreams. I had a shit load as a kid and had no idea what was going on.
>> No. 440807 Anonymous
20th December 2020
Sunday 9:16 pm
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I've tried all evening to get a few simple lines of PHP/MySQL code to work that are supposed to retrieve an entry from a database table, delete the entry if needed, and create a new one. This is for a possibly upcoming homebrew web page project for which Wordpress Wordpiss seems widely overblown.

It's been ages since I've done anything like this, and that alone has been compounded by the fact that they've fucking reinvented the wheel with mysqli. My grasp of the newer syntax is less than tentative even after hours spent trying to get newer code snippets to work for my purposes.

Fuck.
>> No. 440808 Anonymous
20th December 2020
Sunday 9:44 pm
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>>440807
They renamed it MariaDB. You've reached stage one of interacting with computers.
>> No. 440810 Anonymous
20th December 2020
Sunday 9:47 pm
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>>440808
>>440809
Fuck I wish purps would fix deleting posts, I didn't read the whole thing now I look like a twat.
>> No. 440815 Anonymous
20th December 2020
Sunday 11:02 pm
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>>440807
mysqli has been the way to go since around 2004. How old are the examples you're using that they're not using mysqli?
>> No. 440816 Anonymous
20th December 2020
Sunday 11:14 pm
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>>440815
> mysqli has been the way to go since around 2004

I don't think 2004 is quite right. I haven't really been heavily involved with PHP since say 2010 / 2011 but the vast majority of major open source projects were still using mysql_query() and friends at that point. I remember this because we were all getting rather excited about the upcoming adoption of mysqli and the fact that it allowed concatenated queries by default, something that would have been a total boon for SQL injection attacks against PHP/MySQL apps.

That said, hasn't Postgres been the way forward ever since Oracle purchased MySQL and tried their best to kill it off, Microsoft style?
>> No. 440820 Anonymous
20th December 2020
Sunday 11:57 pm
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>>440816

The last time I did a project that relied heavily on MySQL/PHP back end coding was in the mid to late noughties, and it was definitely all still the old MySQL.

It's been well over ten years since I last made an entire web site, not counting placeholder pages or a few pages of static content, so the advances in technology have been very considerable any way you look at it. I just wasn't expecting mysqli to trip me up quite like this. It looks like I am going to have to relearn a lot of things.

I actually toyed a bit with Wordpress the other week for the site that I've now got in mind / in development, but found that it's quite restricting if you're not happy with the built-in customisation options and you want to edit things under the hood in the actual code. Which really didn't end well at all.

I'm also not a fan of site bloat, which Wordpress seems to cause oodles of, including shedloads of code being loaded from external sources, so I just completely uninstalled it again, and am now going to do a complete hand code. Like in the old days. It's going to take longer, but I'll have low-footprint code that will not behave all that discernibly different from Wordpress and other CMS. And with a bit of luck, and some security through obscurity, my site will be far less vulnerable to attacks than your average neglected unpatched Wordpress site.
>> No. 440821 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 1:29 am
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>>440820
The mysqli driver was PHP 5.0 and I understand that the mysql driver has been removed entirely from recent versions.
>> No. 440824 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 11:29 am
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There're new neighbours in the bedsit upstairs. Thin walls, creaky floorboards, but i've yet to hear them fuck. I am disapointed.
>> No. 440825 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 11:59 am
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>>440824
What's the point of Brexit if you can't even perv on your neighbours anymore?
>> No. 440827 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 3:18 pm
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I've found some code snippets at php.net which, sure enough, enabled me to implement working MySQLi queries as simple as retrieving a data set, deleting it and creating a new one in its place.

What I am working on at the moment is a spam protected contact form which stores the user's IP with a timestamp in a table. If the user tries to send more than one contact form message per minute, the form's submit button will be disabled until that time limit has passed (possibly with a nifty little real-time countdown using JavaScript), or if they somehow find a way around that, the page will come back saying that the message was not sent and that they need to try again in a few minutes.

It may seem a bit like overkill, but it's going to be much more convenient for the user than having to solve some sort of captcha, besides my desire to have all code hosted locally on my server, and I won't have to implement a cookie policy and user-modifiable cookie settings, which would be much more complex to code from scratch. I will mention my spam protection features in my privacy policy, which they will have to agree to by clicking on a checkbox within the contact form.
>> No. 440828 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 3:31 pm
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>>440827
You need to make sure all the inputs are well escaped.
>> No. 440830 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 3:43 pm
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>>440828

I understand where you're coming from, but the only two columns in the anti-spam table are going to be the user's IP address and a timestamp generated by the PHP script itself. So there isn't much damage a spammer can do server-side. Not sure how you'd be able to fake your IP address in such a a way that you'd be able to corrupt my database.
>> No. 440831 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 4:12 pm
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>>440830
Just wait until someone accesses your site from 10.192.50.';--\nDROP DATABASE;
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21st December 2020
Monday 4:24 pm
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>>440831

Point taken, but how do you fake your IP address so that its value becomes that?




Asking for a friend.
>> No. 440833 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 4:26 pm
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>>440831

>10.192.50.';--\nDROP DATABASE;

ipv6 is mental.
>> No. 440839 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 7:43 pm
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Did the orcs prefer maggoty bread to regular bread?
>> No. 440840 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 8:31 pm
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>>440839

I suspect they rather like it under ordinary circumstances, because it contains extra protein. The problem arises when it's all they've had for free stinkin' days.
>> No. 440919 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 1:19 am
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About two years ago I went down stairs quite early one morning and there were about twenty five wasps in there, I never really got a satisfactory answer as to why.
>> No. 440922 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 2:29 am
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I was once old friends with a nurse who would watch those overdramatic documentaries series about hospitals. It was odd because she never gave a shit about any of that before it became her job and I would've never guessed it would be interesting for her. And now that I think about it, my mum was the same with watching those daytime shows about scammers when she worked in catching such people.

I've noticed that I'm like that as well despite being a lazy fucker. There's something poignant in there in how your job is your life.
>> No. 440928 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 7:15 am
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>>440919
Secret clubhouse meetings about how in particular to be a cunt each day.
>> No. 440932 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 9:14 am
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Richard Madeley was wrong about the V-weapons.
>> No. 440933 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 10:29 am
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>>440932
Emily?
>> No. 440952 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 10:00 pm
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YouTube is bloody weird.


>> No. 440954 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 10:22 pm
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>>440933
>"Right up until the German V-weapons began to fall on London and the South East in 1944, the British Government under Churchill didn't believe in the existence of those weapons"
>


It's a completely falsehood. Allied bombers were targeting V-weapon R&D sites from summer 1943.
>> No. 440967 Anonymous
25th December 2020
Friday 12:31 am
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>>440952

There is something about the presentation that makes me feel deeply unclean after watching that, like way more than shitting my pants ever did.
>> No. 440969 Anonymous
25th December 2020
Friday 12:57 am
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>>440967
Merry Christmas.
>> No. 440978 Anonymous
25th December 2020
Friday 11:05 am
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>>440967

That first one did seem pretty creepy but I've binged a few of them now and his craft stuff does actually seem pretty nice and wholesome. Can't tell quite how much the voice is affected.
>> No. 440989 Anonymous
25th December 2020
Friday 5:43 pm
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>>440954

There's a huge amount of disinformation surrounding the v-weapons. Their existence was a state secret in Britain, partly because the War Ministry was worried that they would cause mass panic and partly because we were feeding duff information to the Germans about where the bombs landed through the double-cross programme.

The bombing offensive against V-weapon sites has been substantially covered up - at the time because of secrecy, but in retrospect because of the knowledge that V-weapon development and manufacturing involved tens of thousands of concentration camp inmates, many of whom were undoubtedly killed by British bombs.

Also we seem to be allergic to giving the Poles credit for anything, but we would have been fucked if it weren't for Polish intelligence. They handed us the whole programme on a platter and bore a terrible human cost in the process.
>> No. 441013 Anonymous
25th December 2020
Friday 11:51 pm
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>>440989

The bombing of V-weapon production sites was short lived though, and the Nazis quickly moved production to underground mines like the Mittelbau complex in central Germany that were impervious to allied aerial bombs.

Then again, it worsened conditions for concentration camp inmates in its own way, because those underground sites were cold, damp and dusty, and there are accounts of many inmates succumbing to respiratory illnesses in addition to all the other problems like malnourishment and abuse from guards and staff.
>> No. 441018 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 7:02 am
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>>440989
>Also we seem to be allergic to giving the Poles credit for anything, but we would have been fucked if it weren't for Polish intelligence. They handed us the whole programme on a platter and bore a terrible human cost in the process.

I've often thought this too. A Polish friend says that one of the reasons Polish people come to the UK is the historical support we have showed them during WW2, but I see little celebration/commemoration of it.
>> No. 441019 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 9:24 am
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>>440978
I replied to this before with this link to a more creepy but not affected voiced YouTuber https://youtu.be/rEOKUk0jhm8 but it was deleted and I'm banned for "weird spam"because the mod doesn't understand what context is.
>> No. 441020 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 10:01 am
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>>441019
That is quite weird, but harmless. They don't look very appetising, either.
>> No. 441033 Anonymous
27th December 2020
Sunday 12:48 am
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>>440827

I don't know how adverse you are to learning something completely different but this sounds exactly like the kind of task that I dropped PHP for in favour on Python3/Flask/Sqlite.
>> No. 441035 Anonymous
27th December 2020
Sunday 5:09 am
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>>441033
I would agree with this - I am a dyed-in-the-wool PHP programmer, but in the last few years have replaced many of the things I used to use it for with Python 3 - it's a better language in many ways.
>> No. 441048 Anonymous
28th December 2020
Monday 12:58 am
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>>441035

I'm almost done with my contact form, and I did it all in PHP/MySQLi. PHP has proved relatively easy to get back into, even after years of not using it.

MySQLi is a tougher nut to crack, it's somewhat confusing.

Anyway, it'd be much more work now to switch it to Python "just because". I'm not against learning something new, but it's done now. I might do a hand coded picture gallery thing later on, but it'll probably also be in PHP.
>> No. 441052 Anonymous
28th December 2020
Monday 3:20 pm
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>>441048

I'm now trying to code a mail function in PHP that sends the user an HTML-formatted copy of the message they've sent via the contact form, including an image file as the e-mail's footer. It's proving a bit tricky to get multipart messaging right in PHP, but I just realised that Thunderbird lets you look at an e-mail's source code, i.e. if I compose an HTML-formatted e-mail in Thunderbird the way I want it and mail it to myself, then that source code should contain all the elements I need, in a mail client-readable format, to correctly display an HTML e-mail with a footer logo. All I'll have to do is to then translate all of it into PHP.

Unless there's a fundamental error in my approach.
>> No. 441054 Anonymous
28th December 2020
Monday 11:40 pm
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>>441052
> Unless there's a fundamental error in my approach.

You're almost definitely going to have a far harder time to reverse engineering Thunderbird's message source output than you are using one of many different ready-made classes available online. You'll probably also be opening up your users to all kinds of nasty stored XSS shenanigans too.
>> No. 441055 Anonymous
29th December 2020
Tuesday 12:05 am
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Have I ever seen a kangaroo in real life? Zoos tend to go for wallabies instead.
>> No. 441056 Anonymous
29th December 2020
Tuesday 12:07 am
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>>441055
Kangaroos, yes. Penguins?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iCpXgg91Yrk
>> No. 441057 Anonymous
29th December 2020
Tuesday 12:09 am
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>>441054

My way of thinking was that if Thunderbird can parse and display correctly an incoming e-mail message, which was also sent through Thunderbird, then it'd be a doddle to just take that e-mail's source code and reverse engineer my PHP code from that.

Except, that isn't quite working so far. My PHP code now puts headers and e-mail body verbatim in the same format as an outgoing Thunderbird e-mail, but when I now send an e-mail via the contact form and look at it in Thunderbird, I get a blank page - although it's all there in the source code, both the plain-text and the HTML. For some reason, Thunderbird doesn't know what to do with the source code of the e-mail's body.

My guess at the moment is that I've got a typo or some sort of oversight somewhere in my MIME statements that's just eluding me tonight. The PHP code runs without a problem and sends out the e-mails I want it to send, and I don't get any errors. Somewhere in there is a glitch that keeps Thunderbird from parsing the message body correctly.


>You're almost definitely going to have a far harder time to reverse engineering Thunderbird's message source output than you are using one of many different ready-made classes available online

I've looked at some ready made classes, but what I want to do isn't all that immensely difficult per se. It's good to know that there's help if I simply cannot get my own code to work, but for the time being, I'll stick with my homebrew code.


>You'll probably also be opening up your users to all kinds of nasty stored XSS shenanigans too.

I think I've got that covered. There are now multiple checks against CSS, as well as tag strips, and escapes for any user-generated information that goes anywhere near my MySQLi code.

Maybe it's just security through obscurity, but I think the risk is much greater if your contact form is some widely used free Wordpress plugin that frequently needs its newly found vulnerabilities patched.
>> No. 441078 Anonymous
29th December 2020
Tuesday 5:07 pm
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>>441057

I've figured it out. Turns out e-mail clients are very pissy about correct boundary syntax in an e-mail's source code, especially if you are trying to send a multipart message. Different parts of a message body, say a plain-text one and an HTML one, are divided by boundaries in the source code, and the boundary string by which your mail client is to spot where a part begins and ends must be specified in the e-mail's header. Which can look something like this:

Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="------------F3D9B5551F0B88F14A383ADF745BAD4B"

The problem then is that your actual boundaries, wherever stated within the mail body, need to contain two additional hyphens in front of them. Without those additional hyphens, your e-mail client simply doesn't know how to display a message, and that part of your screen stays blank although it's all there in the source.

Which is pretty easy to overlook, and cost me another two hours today to work out.

Anyway, now it's working perfectly, I've succeeded at reverse engineering Thunderbird's standard output for a multipart message with an inline footer image for use as a template for PHP's built-in mail() function. And at this point, I won't need a ready-made e-mail class anymore.


Self sage.
>> No. 441093 Anonymous
30th December 2020
Wednesday 2:52 pm
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I really really hate being a teacher and have no idea why I even got into it in the first place.
>> No. 441094 Anonymous
30th December 2020
Wednesday 3:01 pm
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>>441093
Year 11 girls?
>> No. 441095 Anonymous
30th December 2020
Wednesday 3:07 pm
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>>441093


>> No. 441096 Anonymous
30th December 2020
Wednesday 3:08 pm
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>>441094

Nope, government mostly. I fucking hate it and I'm rapidly approaching burn out. I need to re-skill.
>> No. 441168 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 1:09 pm
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>>441096

You've had half the year off you soft get. You're hardly an A&E nurse are you.

More seriously I can't imagine there's anything pleasant in the slightest about being a teacher, but you're probably safer sticking it out for another year or two, considering the economy is going to be completely on it's arse for the foreseeable and there's about 3 million people and counting in need of re-training.
>> No. 441169 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 1:14 pm
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>>441168

I'm guessing he's the lad who's been having to teach civil servants how to use zoom all year, not exactly a holiday.
>> No. 441182 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 5:44 pm
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I've accidentally shoplifted. It was nice knowing you, lads.
>> No. 441183 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 6:00 pm
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>>441182
Was it anything good?
>> No. 441184 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 6:03 pm
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>>441183
A pack of rechargeable batteries hiding at the bottom of my trolley.
>> No. 441185 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 6:07 pm
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>>441184
Are you positive you didn't pay for them?
>> No. 441186 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 6:08 pm
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>>441184
Also, I hope you don't get charged.
>> No. 441188 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 7:57 pm
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I can't believe I've actually spent my New Year's Eve so far tonight optimising JavaScript code and having a wank.

I hope it'll never come to this again.

If it weren't for covid putting it all in perspective, I would be calling myself an absolute failure tonight.
>> No. 441189 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 8:13 pm
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>>441188
Living the dream m8. I've been doing some Lua.
>> No. 441190 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 8:33 pm
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>>441188
New Year is shite anyway in my book. Just think, any other year and you would be hammering down pre-drinks because they'll be no way of getting to the bar.

Now valentines, that'll be a kicker.
>> No. 441191 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 8:58 pm
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I decided to fit a (comparatively) HUGE new seat onto my exercise bike, as I've been using it a lot more lately, and life is too short to be having a sore arse.

It's the size and kind of seat that Real Cyclists™ would mercilessly take the piss out of, but I just don't care.

Living the dream on New Years Eve!
>> No. 441192 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 9:15 pm
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>>441191
I fitted my exercise bike with a lay-z-boy and put a motor to drive the pedals. I've not lost any weight but I've racked up so many miles.
>> No. 441193 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 9:17 pm
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>>441191

There's a reason for that - you're supposed to rest your arse bones on a saddle, not your whole arse. But I think that doesn't really apply as much in the home where you're not using your whole body to control the bike, so enjoy it.
>> No. 441194 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 9:35 pm
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>>441193
Yeah I think part of the reason is that the bike is rigidly stable and you don't get to move around the saddle/bike like you would when out on the road - but most of the reason is that I am old/fat/unfit.
>> No. 441209 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 1:13 am
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>>441193

We use firm and narrow saddles on road bikes to prevent chafing. You can develop a tolerance to pressure much more easily than a tolerance to friction. It's only really an issue if you're putting in properly big miles, but when it does become an issue it's genuinely horrifying.

Incidentally, the British Cycling technical programme discovered that having a shaved undercarriage massively increases your risk of saddle sores, so all of the Team GB ladies have big hairy 70s muffs (with the possible exception of Joanna Rowsell).

Katie Archibald has probably dyed hers purple.
>> No. 441210 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 10:25 am
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>>441209
Lots of female cyclists end up with busted fannies.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/mar/26/hannah-dines-saddle-research-pain-swelling-female-cyclists
>> No. 441213 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 11:54 am
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>>441209
Looks like we're back in the game, hair-lover lads.
>> No. 441219 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 2:35 pm
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>>441213
I've got everything I need to imagine this place's chimeric dream woman, and I've got to say, I don't love it.
>> No. 441220 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 2:58 pm
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>>441219
An overweight, hairy Carol Vorderman?
>> No. 441221 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 2:59 pm
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>>441219
What's not to like?
>> No. 441223 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 4:34 pm
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>>441221
This woman is an absolute delight in her standup DVD extras.
>> No. 441227 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 5:20 pm
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>>441221

Gary Delaney is a jammy bastard. I can't imagine that anyone has had a better lockdown than him.



CUSTARD
>> No. 441231 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 6:12 pm
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>>441221

Definitely better looking when she was young, although she never had all that much to work with.




There, I've said it. I think she's a munter. Call it blasphemy all you want.
>> No. 441232 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 6:20 pm
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>>441231

Well, she is, but that's why this lot like her.

My theory is that we're such a set of gargoyles we have come to fetishise fat and ugly birds on the subconscious logic that, in theory, they might not immediately phone the police were we to try chat them up.
>> No. 441233 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 6:23 pm
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>>441221
She's not really got enough thick-black-make-up-signifying-serious-mental-health-issues to be what I was imagining.
>> No. 441247 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 7:39 pm
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>>441231

I think she has really grown into herself - she has always had the personality that goes with her current body. For those of us who fancy her, the appeal is that she's cuddly and mumsy and a good laugh.

Call it low standards if you like, but there are lots of different kinds of sexy. Most commercial porn does nothing for me, because the girls just look vulnerable - I don't want to shag them, I want to have a proper chat about what they're doing with their life. There are lots of very pretty actresses and models in the world, but there's no substance to the fantasy because I know we'd have nothing to talk about.

It's dreadfully old and boring, I know, but my wank fantasies have matured with age. The thought of a rampant orgy with a bunch of nubile starlets just seems silly when you've got sciatica and a mortgage. What really revs my engine is a bit of cheeky mutual masturbation on the couch with someone who knows what they're doing and will put the kettle on afterwards. Gal Gadot might be very beautiful, but you know that she'd only have some herbal rubbish that tastes like air freshener.


>> No. 441251 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 7:48 pm
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I was the first to suggest Millican was the ideal woman and I remember being roundly mocked for it by you three at the time. So either you were lying to yourself back then or you've come to realise I am the prophet of gash.
>> No. 441252 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 7:54 pm
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>>441251
It woz the custard wot dun it.
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1st January 2021
Friday 7:59 pm
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>>441251
>prophet of gash

Right you are.
>> No. 441255 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 8:01 pm
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>>441252

I'm quite proud of that, even though I know I shouldn't be.
>> No. 441257 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 8:15 pm
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>>441255

How, and when did we end up declaring Sarah Millican the official pin up girl of .gs?
>> No. 441258 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 8:20 pm
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>>441257
Brexit meant Konnie Huq's days were numbered and nobody ever cared about Laurie Penny apart from one memeforcer. That's the competition.
>> No. 441259 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 8:22 pm
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>>441258

Right. Might as well be a mumsy Geordie then.
>> No. 441261 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 8:29 pm
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>>441232
>My theory is that we're such a set of gargoyles we have come to fetishise fat and ugly birds on the subconscious logic that, in theory, they might not immediately phone the police were we to try chat them up.

Don't say that. I've been through hell trying to convince myself my attractions are genuine and not some state of 'settling' or aiming within/below my league.
>> No. 441262 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 8:53 pm
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>>441261

Leave the pretty girls for men with no imagination.
>> No. 441266 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 10:44 pm
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I wish there was a way to construct your type and we could compare. Not just a body modeller or a vague quiz but something that would tell you something about yourself. Sadly we're liable to only get that kind of thing with AI when we're in our 80s and learn that we've been poorly matched with our partners for decades.

>>441221
I'd like to moan about those kind of glasses. They seem to have become popular with chubby lasses over the years but look like absolute tat and aren't far removed from a Rockabilly look.

>>441247
On the contrary sitting on the couch with sciatica is the last thing you want to do. You want to get up and join all those orgies with 20-something models for the sake of your health.

>>441261
I wouldn't be too hard on yourself, there's truth in the saying that men would fuck a ham sandwich.

My theory is that there's a switch that clicks in your brain as you get older and you start more actively pursuing women that have a shapely child-bearing form and stable, motherly, attributes. I have nothing to back this up but my own experience and men I've spoken to but it makes sense and chimes with the attractive women from your late-teens and early 20s looking like shit now.
>> No. 441269 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 11:14 pm
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>>441266

>I wish there was a way to construct your type and we could compare

There's no need. Mine is Judy Hopps from the animated movie Zootropolis, but if you made her a council estate goth lass with daddy issues.

The AI would probably have absolutely no idea what to do with me.
>> No. 441271 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 11:56 pm
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I'm a little annoyed a I realised how much better my hair looks and feels when I don't wash it with shampoo only at the point where it's so receded that even having hair is pushing it to begin with.
>> No. 441275 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 9:03 am
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>>441269
What about Disney taking their obsession with gigantic arses to the next level?
>> No. 441278 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 1:08 pm
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>>441269

Who are you, and why are you fucking my ex?
>> No. 441279 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 1:23 pm
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>>441258

>Laurie Penny

I met her in real life, one of the most uncomfortably neurotic people I have ever met. She is the quintessential keyboard warrior radical.

I hope she has found peace with herself now that she has slipped into heteronormative monogamy (as she would likely describe it).
>> No. 441280 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 1:37 pm
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>>441278
I think you'll find Alice is in prison these days.
>> No. 441283 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 1:43 pm
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>>441280

Down in a hole?
>> No. 441285 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 4:50 pm
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I've quite badly burned the fingers on my wanking hand. 2021 is off to a fantastic start.
>> No. 441288 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 5:13 pm
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>>441285
Time to get a gf.
>> No. 441289 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 5:14 pm
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>>441288
A burnt gf?
>> No. 441290 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 5:52 pm
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>>441288

I'm in Tier 4 and I don't have a spleen.

I'll just have to wedge a Fleshlight under the mattress or something.
>> No. 441291 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 5:55 pm
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>>441278

Sadly she's my ex too by this point, but we can share the fond memories together eh.

She's pregnant now. Undecided if I'd still go there after the fact.
>> No. 441292 Anonymous
2nd January 2021
Saturday 5:58 pm
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>>441285

Protip: Use the other hand, and imagine it's somebody else wanking you off.
>> No. 441312 Anonymous
3rd January 2021
Sunday 1:38 pm
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>>441285
Could be worse mate. The missus just told me in the shower 'your penis is like a triangle'.
>> No. 441362 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 10:33 am
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>> No. 441363 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 1:28 pm
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>>441362

> About a hundred and fifty plus

What are you going to do with that many agave plants? Given how big they eventually get.

My chilies so far haven't broken, it could be that there is something wrong with the heating pad. I am investigating it at the moment. The sparse daylight at the moment should make no difference, as the seeds are about a centimetre under the soil surface.
>> No. 441364 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 1:34 pm
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>>441363

>What are you going to do with that many agave plants?

Give them away on Freecycle to attract women to his house. It's the new Ostrich technique.
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4th January 2021
Monday 1:37 pm
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>>441363
Sell them, maybe. They're worth a few quid by the time they start to get big.

>My chilies so far haven't broken, it could be that there is something wrong with the heating pad
I think you're underestimating how long they'll take, it can be up to two weeks in my experience.
>> No. 441366 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 2:25 pm
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>>441312
I hope your defense you said it was a tall isosceles.
>> No. 441369 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 2:57 pm
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Robinsons double strength apple and blackcurrant squash is presently £1.50 for a 1.75l bottle on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Robinsons-Double-Concentrate-Blackcurrant-Squash/dp/B017NVHMAY/

This is often on offer in the shops for £2 or two bottles for £4. Therefore if I bought 10 bottles on Amazon now I'd be saving myself £5 in the long run, in all likelihood.
>> No. 441373 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 4:03 pm
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>>441369
That stuff really helped get more water into my system but i found it produced a lot of mouth and stomach ulcers even when drank extremely diluted.
>> No. 441375 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 4:38 pm
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>>441365

>I think you're underestimating how long they'll take, it can be up to two weeks in my experience.


I think I remember being a bit too impatient last time as well.

My cayenne peppers should be fine, the seeds are from a sachet from B&Q with a production date of 08-2019 on them, which I still had left over from last season.

I'm trying to look online if you are always supposed to dry chili seeds first, as the tabasco seeds came from a pepper that I harvested only recently and which was still in the process of drying. That pepper turned out really well, so I thought it was a good idea to get this year's seeds from it.
>> No. 441379 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 4:57 pm
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>>441375

I got my seeds from Nicky's Nurseries but the tomato seeds I kept, you're supposed to ferment them slightly to encourage germination. That may be true of chillies too.
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4th January 2021
Monday 6:11 pm
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>>441379


I guess if they don't come up after two weeks, then I'll know that I did it wrong.

Maybe I'll pick some seeds out of another tabasco pepper tonight and let them air dry for a few days, just to be sure.
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5th January 2021
Tuesday 12:06 pm
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>>441385

Well, this is the first of the cayennes. It came up over night and is already about a centimetre.
>> No. 441396 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 12:34 pm
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>>441395

One of mine's up but I haven't bothered to label which. It's nowhere near a centimetre, just a tip.
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5th January 2021
Tuesday 1:59 pm
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>>441396

> I haven't bothered to label which

Tabasco and Cayenne plants end up looking markedly different, but only once they've grown a bit. You will not be able to tell one from the other in the early stages, and I'm far too OCD to let that happen.
>> No. 441403 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 12:37 am
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My sleeping pattern is currently... nocturnal, and I need to unfuck it before work next week. The question is, do I suffer for one day and pull an all-dayer, or do I gradually roll it back over the next few days?
>> No. 441404 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 12:46 am
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>>441403
You can try the roll-forward.
>> No. 441405 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 1:06 am
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>>441403
I would personally go all day, but that's easier said than done. I was going to tell you to go for a long walk the moment the Sun's up, but that might get you nicked right now so maybe consider becoming addicted to a video game? I don't know, the amount of control our brains have over us is contemptable.
>> No. 441406 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 1:09 am
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>>441405
> I was going to tell you to go for a long walk the moment the Sun's up

Will likely walk to the Tesco as soon as it opens, to caffienate.


>maybe consider becoming addicted to a video game
See image.
>> No. 441407 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 1:25 am
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>>441406
> See image.
Filthy casual.
>> No. 441408 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 1:39 am
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>>441403
Only eat during normal waking hours and do an all-nighter until 2pm - that's a magic number because you can stay up for another 3 hours once work hits. Worse comes to it you will just be on pensioner hours for a week which I've found both surprisingly productive and quite healthy.

I recommend getting a sleep app for your phone. The logging of sleeping hours and quality of sleep will be enough to keep you pretty consistent if for no other reason than graph shaming.
>> No. 441409 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 7:41 am
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Just back from the Tesco. Must have been 40+ staff out, twice or maybe even three times that we had at the Asda when I used to work nights there.

Roads surprisingly busy for 'lockdown'.


May end up passing out early afternoon, but I've got til next week to get it in line, so two super long days may be the way.
>> No. 441410 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 7:57 am
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>Roads surprisingly busy for 'lockdown'.

I've seen a few people say this. A couple of my friends, who live almost an hour away from each other, are meeting for a socially distanced walk this weekend so I don't think people are taking this lockdown as seriously.
>> No. 441412 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 10:32 am
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I'm already flagging. I used to be able to pull all-nighters with the best of 'em. Getting older is wank.
>> No. 441413 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 10:53 am
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I think the episode of The Simpsons where Grandpa's bladder explodes has given me a lifelong self-consciousness about the fragility of my internal organs I'm only not starting to overcome.
>> No. 441414 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 11:41 am
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>>441413
It were his kidneys that did tha, hen.
>> No. 441415 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 11:42 am
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>>441414
I thought that might be the case, but thought "how could a kidney explode, idiot?" without considering it's a cartoon.
>> No. 441437 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 5:49 pm
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Do you lads find that you wipe your arse clean and then you give it a cursory wipe a few hours later and there's poo there that wasn't there before?
>> No. 441438 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 6:09 pm
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>>441437

Do you have piles? That might be blood.
>> No. 441439 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 6:18 pm
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>>441413

It won't reassure you at all to learn that you can in fact burst your bladder.

https://radiopaedia.org/articles/urinary-bladder-rupture

>>441437

This is why brown-eyed people think we're dirty. Wipe your arse properly.
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6th January 2021
Wednesday 6:21 pm
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>>441438
It's not the right shade of brown for that.

>>441439
I do wipe it properly and I am very thorough in that regard. Perhaps I should just stop wiping my bum when I'm only having a wee.
>> No. 441441 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 6:30 pm
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>>441437

Yeah, it could be a few things. If you have a higher fat diet, or a diet that's too low (or perhaps even too high?) in fibre, your stools could be oily or mushy in such a way that makes it hard to wipe away without leaving a residue. If you're on the hairier side, hair around the anus will also hold onto some faecal matter. If you're overweight or otherwise have a hard time actually getting to every "nook and cranny", you could also be leaving something dryish residue. The poo then becomes apparent as you sweat throughout the day.

A few things to try: lowest effort would be to use wet wipes, though this can cause blockages and I think is generally frowned upon. Even brands which claim the wet wipes break down like tissue often cause problems. The optimal would be to set up your diet in such a way that every dump comes out reasonably well-formed, giving you the mystical "ghost wipe". The wildcard option would be to shave around your arsehole. Note that I'm not responsible when it starts growing back and you start crying about the feeling of tiny needles jabbing the area around your clackervalve.
>> No. 441442 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 6:34 pm
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https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1346883077524639748
>> No. 441443 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 6:59 pm
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>>441437
Yeah, especially if I've been exercising. You can look into your diet and all that cleaning bummer do but it's not a perfect solution because it's a design problem.
>> No. 441446 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 7:48 pm
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>>441437
Get a bidet attachment or a fancy Japanese toilet.
>> No. 441447 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 7:56 pm
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Phone call woke me up at 7. Fucking hell this has ruined everything and now I can't get back to sleep.

Time to watch the series finale of the US then.
>> No. 441449 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 8:44 pm
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I really need to clean and organise my little office/study room thing, it's a fucking tip, but I just cannot summon the motivation to even sit up properly on the sofa. I feel like as soon as I was furloughed again last week, my body just gave up - I slept most of the day too.

I don't really know what to do about it.
>> No. 441450 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 9:11 pm
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Best turn on the news, things are getting a bit lairy in Yankland.
>> No. 441453 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 9:37 pm
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Thinking we're not going to get a better opportunity than this to invade and reclaim the colony.

Who's with me lads?
>> No. 441454 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 10:15 pm
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>>441453
Can't we take somewhere that's nicer to go on holiday? We should show how serious post-Brexit Britain is by seizing The Canary Islands.
>> No. 441455 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 10:17 pm
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>>441453
I think we just leave them to it.
>> No. 441457 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 10:31 pm
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>>441454

We've just lost Gibraltar m8, you don't want to start getting ambitious in case Brussels decides to annex the Falklands and we have to reanimate Maggie in a Robocop suit.
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6th January 2021
Wednesday 10:35 pm
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>>441457
> and we have to reanimate Maggie in a Robocop suit.
Phwoar, BRB.
>> No. 441459 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 10:39 pm
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Yank "liberal" types are going to be insufferable about all this for about the next six months, despite the fact their country only exists in the first place because of exactly this sort of event. I really hate Yank politics.
>> No. 441466 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 6:45 am
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That phone call has fucked me up. I'm now awake later than I would be, but doubt I'll be able to stay awake until this evening. Guess I'll try and take a short nap whenever I feel like I can get to sleep. Do not disturb mode is now on.

I truly envy normal people who can just... sleep. For me, it takes me at least an hour to get to sleep, but sometimes 3-4. A church mouse dropping a pin could wake me up, and once I'm up it's a coin flip if i'm getting back to sleep, independent of how tired I am. People who take 20 minute naps, like, on a good day it takes me 20 minutes to get to sleep.

What the fuck even is getting to sleep, anyway? You have to lay there pretending you're asleep until you actually are?
>> No. 441467 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 9:51 am
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>>441466
>You have to lay there pretending you're asleep until you actually are?

Maybe I'm asking stupid questions, but do you really think so? I don't "pretend" to sleep, I experience sleep as a relaxed state of mind that (if I'm not totally exhausted) I have to consciously pursue. If I just "pretended" to be asleep then I'd never drop off.
>> No. 441469 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 10:15 am
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>>441467

I've noticed something strange about the way I fall asleep. I often focus on figuring something out, organising something in my head (categories of information or something), arranging a visual puzzle, or imaging a repeated movement, as these all help me get to sleep.

I'm sure it's just the equivalent of "counting sheep", but it really takes my mind off all the other thoughts that would normally keep me awake.

I've also found that focusing on anything that repeats, but with slight occasional variations, also really soothes me and prepares me for sleep. Some of the easiest dropping off I've ever had was on a plane during a little bit of turbulence. Watching a candle or listening to music also seems to have the same effect.
>> No. 441471 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 10:25 am
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>>441469

I have, for as long as I can remember, imagined I was on a spaceship or space station to get off to sleep. I don't think I do it every night but most nights. I lie there and think about being in a little metal tube hurtling across the stars, and I find that very relaxing, much in the same way you might nod off on a train.

It's probably a very strange thing to do, but it's my way of having my brain stop thinking about the day and real life. If I'm worried about something and it's keeping me awake, I can just reliably sink into my 'bunk' in the space station I've created and then all of a sudden I'm at least a few light years away from my troubles.
>> No. 441473 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 12:41 pm
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>>441467
For me, consciously pursuing sleep means it'll never come. My mind evidently operates on a 'watched pot' system. I just have to lay there and try and make my mind quiet enough that I'll drift off. This often takes hours, as I say.

Slept from 7.30ish to 12.30ish. Hopefully that'll mean I'm in bed for mightnight. Hopefully.
>> No. 441475 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 1:20 pm
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I dreamt that Coinbase had some attack that skimmed a percentage of bitcoin off people, but I don't remember if I was a victim, or I wasn't holding any at the time.

Also I donated some to someone online to cover his hosting costs, and he called me an absolute legend.
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7th January 2021
Thursday 1:24 pm
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I'm on mirtazapine, and it means that falling asleep at night is never a problem.

Very reliably, around two hours after popping my 30 mg, I get very sleepy and I know that when I go to bed, I will be fast asleep in less than 15 minutes, and I will sleep like a baby, uninterrupted, for eight hours straight.

I was prescribed mirtazapine a few years ago for off-label use against insomnia, which my therapist felt was linked to mild depression. I should probably phase it out at some point, but the convenience of never having to worry about a good night's sleep is kind of still keeping me from it.

The downside is that in daily life, since I started taking it people have told me that I sometimes seem like I'm not really there "in the moment", like I'm many miles away. Nobody knows I'm on mirtazapine, so I will just tell them that I had a rough night, although quite the opposite is true.
>> No. 441477 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 1:57 pm
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>>441476
Is it at all possible that you just don't give a shit what they're saying?
>> No. 441479 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 2:28 pm
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Curtains are terrible, blinds are better.
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7th January 2021
Thursday 2:28 pm
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>>441477

I think mirtazapine slightly dulls your senses and your perception in everyday life. One way that it seems to work and fight depression is that stimuli from the environment feel like they aren't let through with full force. You feel a lot more calm and "put together", you're much more emotionally balanced, which can go a long way making you a happier person again, but it comes at the price of always being in that slight "haze".

On the other hand, mirtazapine is still a mild drug compared to some of the others that in one way or another dull your senses. I took two or three pills of diazepam once, and I almost literally felt like I was a few inches off the ground. My mum was shocked when she saw me and told me I looked like a "proper druggie", which caused me to stop taking it.
>> No. 441481 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 2:37 pm
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>>441479

Wrong. A good pair of heavy curtains are better at shutting out light and maintaining inside temperature at the desired level.
>> No. 441482 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 4:03 pm
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>>441481

I completely underestimated the insulating capacity of curtains before getting a heavy pair.
>> No. 441483 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 6:03 pm
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>>441480

Without turning this into /A/, benzodiazepines in general have been much kinder to me than any of the anti-depressant medications I've been prescribed over the years. The only downside of benzos has been the fact my tolerance has crept up over the years to the point where I often need the equivalent of four 10mg diazepam pills just to gather the courage to get out of bed in the morning. The side effects of some of the anti-depressants I've taken read like a book of curses you'd want to cast on people for whom hell is too good.


While we're on the subject I've been using audiobooks as a way to fall asleep for about eight or nine years now. I know it doesn't work for a lot of people but focussing on something that isn't my own obsessive / cyclic thought process helps me defocus and slip into sleep, usually within 15-30 minutes.
>> No. 441484 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 6:32 pm
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>>441483

> to the point where I often need the equivalent of four 10mg diazepam pills just to gather the courage to get out of bed in the morning

That's proper sad. Sorry for you, mate.

With mirtazapine, I usually wake up well rested, but it takes you a moment longer to get the physical energy to get out of bed, because your body sort of still wants to go back to sleep again. On a day off, if I then don't get up, I'll fall asleep again and it'll be 2pm before I actually get out of bed.
>> No. 441485 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 6:34 pm
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>>441483

> I often need the equivalent of four 10mg diazepam pills just to gather the courage to get out of bed in the morning

That's the fundamental problem with benzos. Your tolerance will inevitably creep up and withdrawal is indescribably awful. If you need 40mg to function - heck, if you can function at all on 40mg - then you're headed towards dangerous territory. I'd strongly advise you to speak to your psychiatrist or GP about how much you're taking and discuss your options for managing your dose.
>> No. 441486 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 7:30 pm
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I was just listening to some comedy panel game nonsense hosted by ARE MILLICAN on Radio 4. Kirsten O'Brien off of SMart was one of the panellists, but she has completely lost her 'boro accent and gone all posh. It really perturbed me and I don't quite understand why. It feels like someone has sneaked into the deeper recesses of my pre-internet wank bank and just slightly rearranged the furniture.
>> No. 441492 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 11:07 pm
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>>441485

Appreciated lad.

To avoid confusion I'm actually on 6.5mg of clonazepam per day which works out to roughly the equivalent of 130mg of diazepam. It's all legally prescribed and monitored and while it's up from the 2.5mg I was on before all this covid crap cropped up, it's still a hell of a lot less than what I used to take back when I had a real problem.

Suffice to say that the plan has always been to taper off entirely and I was almost there at the start of last year. When the world gets back to something resembling normal I'll be tapering back down again in any case. There's no way my psychiatrist will keep me at a higher dose than I need or for any longer than I need it to keep functioning.

Anyway enough of my /A/ misery for one thread. Sage.
>> No. 441493 Anonymous
8th January 2021
Friday 4:21 am
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Got to sleep about 11.30pm. nice. Woke up 4 hours later. Not nice.
>> No. 441508 Anonymous
8th January 2021
Friday 6:48 pm
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Just to confirm that Burger King is still not worth the money and the sides are inferior. The burger itself is better than Maccies but at what cost?
>> No. 441513 Anonymous
8th January 2021
Friday 10:56 pm
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Just had a strange comment on a song I'd uploaded years back on youtube that someone had sent them there. Looking it up I found some famous 'alternative' e-girl who videoblogs infuriatingly banal nonsense.

It's petty but it felt good removing the video. Hopefully it will inspire her to get a job.
>> No. 441514 Anonymous
9th January 2021
Saturday 11:54 am
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There's definitely fewer spiders about.
>> No. 441515 Anonymous
9th January 2021
Saturday 12:16 pm
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>>441513
Should have put 10 mid-roll ads in there instead and profited off her and her fans.
>> No. 441521 Anonymous
9th January 2021
Saturday 8:11 pm
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Have any of you lads ever dangled your knob in a Dyson hand dryer? Just wondering what it'd feel like.
>> No. 441522 Anonymous
9th January 2021
Saturday 9:43 pm
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>>441521
https://www.bmj.com/content/281/6232/26.2
>> No. 441523 Anonymous
9th January 2021
Saturday 10:05 pm
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>>441522

Hand dryer.
>> No. 441524 Anonymous
9th January 2021
Saturday 10:46 pm
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>>441514
Because of corona?
>> No. 441525 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 2:26 am
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....and my sleeping pattern is already completely fucked. Been lying wide awake for 2h30 now. It was good for two days. Fucky fucking life.
>> No. 441526 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 6:01 am
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The curbing of violent speech by a private entity is not equal to a government silencing my dissent. Further, it is absurd to suggest that a man with a press room down the hall that allows him to be BREAKING NEWS on a bazillion networks at any time has been "silenced".

Free speech is very much alive. The freedom of a private company to not serve as a propaganda platform in service of violence is alive.
>> No. 441529 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 10:25 am
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Only three of the dozen chilli seeds have come up as we're getting on for two weeks now, that's a bit pathetic. I can't think why.
>> No. 441530 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 12:32 pm
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>>441526
I think you could make the case that websites like Twitter and Facebook are ubiquitous enough to be considered "public forums" under Amerifat free speech law.
>> No. 441531 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 12:54 pm
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>>441530
The American government taking action against multinationals that have grown lagre enough to monopolise their industry? Are you sure?
>> No. 441532 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 12:55 pm
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Goddammit please fix the post deletion thing so I can fix my typos.
>> No. 441533 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 5:17 pm
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>>441526

>The curbing of violent speech by a private entity is not equal to a government silencing my dissent.

You're right, it's worse, because there is no oversight or right to challenge the decision. The likes of Twitter and Facebook are defacto public spaces, like it or not.

I'd much prefer if they were not, as an aside. I feel like debate and discussion on the internet was much better a few years ago (by which I mean over a decade ago) when it was primarily contained in smaller forums and resulted in less radicalised positions. Things were just accessible and broad enough to gain momentum, but not so ubiquitous they became polarised to the extent they are today.

Either way, simping for corporations is never a good look.
>> No. 441534 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 5:21 pm
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>>441533
Were you attempting satire in having your post decry Twitter, and then end with a sentence containing language that has more or less been ripped straight from it?
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10th January 2021
Sunday 5:23 pm
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I've noticed that when I tell superstitious people that I'm a Scorpio they become cold towards me and generally express a resentment of everyone under the star sign even when I'm in the room. I just looked it up because I've got fuck-all else going on in my life right now and found out why:
https://www.quora.com/Are-Scorpios-hated-by-others-If-so-why

All the stereotypes you would likely see said of a Jewish person during medieval times are okay because of a pseudo-science but people tolerate it because 'lol party games'.
>> No. 441536 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 5:31 pm
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>>441534

I wouldn't know, considering I never go on it.

I just can't think of a better way to describe the way some people are willing to stick their tongue straight up an international tech giant's arsehole.
>> No. 441537 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 5:31 pm
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>>441526
Your posts have been identified as incitement for Extinction Rebellion and we know from the yellow dots that you once printed copyright material. Please log off your internet devices so we can complete the unperson process. Please do not touch your smart fridge as begins its meltdown cycle.

Note: As a private entity Google reserves the right to terminate service as it feels appropriate. In your case because we do not wish to dedicate resources to the legal and political difficulties that can be brought by providing you with our services. We will issue a physical copy of this notice but refuse any further contact with yourself or those discussing your case.
>> No. 441538 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 9:36 pm
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>>441535
Tell them you're something else instead and see if attitudes differ.
>> No. 441539 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 10:49 pm
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>>441535

Your mistake is associating with the sort of person who would ask you your star sign. Typical scorpio tbh

I also really, really enjoyed watching people melt down when NASA found that because of the poles not being entirely static relative to the sky, all the astrological signs people think they have are actually wrong. Funnily enough most people rejected the science on that one, too.
>> No. 441540 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 12:10 am
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>>441539
>Your mistake is associating with the sort of person who would ask you your star sign

Oh there's a whole world of people that I'd rather not associate with I assure you.
>> No. 441541 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 1:34 am
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>>441540
How does that even come up? I was never asked my star sign. Ever. I had to look up what I am now.
>> No. 441542 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 2:32 am
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>>441541
Which is probably not what it was 10 years ago because some cosmologists pointed out that the stars have all moved since the zodiacs inception and now they've changed everyone's birth sign depending on what year they were born, which makes a hellavu lot more sense if you're in the zodiac star cult anyway.

I don't know why they were so salty about it.
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11th January 2021
Monday 10:40 am
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>>441541
Many of the people I associated with at university became really interested in star signs. Whilst I barely talk to most of them these days, I still have them on social media and it's completely consumed their life for many of them. Literally every action it seems is attributed to star signs.

They are fully into it - like, 'rising and falling' signs as well, down to the time you were born. I once drunkenly tried to explain time zones and daylight savings to them, and that even within a time zone there's about 15º of variation in the location of the stars. What if you were born on the date line? Kiribati moved from one side to the other not so long ago. Their response is as others have said, was 'lolpartygames', but that's disingenuous as they let it dictate their life and the way they treat people. Even some of the more rational people in this group were suckered in by it as these hyper-'specific' readings given by the members of the group who were most into it were 'so accurate', without realising that they were a) selectively picking the bits of the reading that apply to them and b) the readings were vague anyway.

They also seem to use it as an excuse to be a cunt - "lol I'm just such a tauricornio that's why I treat people like shit".

Now, I shouldn't get riled up by it but I've got family members who have paid good money to shysters for novel length horoscopes: I can't imagine what this new millenial obsession with astrology has done to these conmen's bank accounts. Whilst yeah, for many they claim it is a party game, when it comes to dominate their life as much as it does, it also primes people to accept misinformation and rejection of science.
>> No. 441544 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 11:25 am
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>>441543
Well that's just your Taurus skepticism showing through.
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11th January 2021
Monday 11:54 am
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If you two think astrology is ridiculous, see how many people on The SocialsTM have an MBTI "personality type" on their profile. It was made up by a couple of writers over lunch.
>> No. 441546 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 12:06 pm
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>>441545
It's a quiz that asks you questions like "Do you like socialising?" and if the answer is yes, it says you're a sociable person. MBTI isn't wrong in the same was as astrology, it's just redundant.
>> No. 441547 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 12:16 pm
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>>441545
They made me do it for work, along with my whole team. To better "understand how we function." What a waste of time. What does being ISTwhatever have to do with my work?

They paid someone, some consultant, to do the whole thing. I kept wondering how much they were paid. It is a fake job. To top it all off, nothing changed about we worked after the whole thing. Corporate bastards.
>> No. 441548 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 12:32 pm
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>>441547

>They paid someone, some consultant, to do the whole thing. I kept wondering how much they were paid. It is a fake job.

Most consultant work tends to be.

I worked in management consulting for a bit, and it seemed to me that what we were doing was little more than tacking a £50K-£80K price tag on PowerPoint presentations that drew on honestly not much more than third-semester business management.

And then when a project is through and you do a follow-up meeting six months or a year later, they will tell you that erm, yes, they've implemented about one third of your recommendations, but most of it didn't sit well with their employees and they've decided to shelve the rest of it.

It's a mug's game really. The pay is great as a management consultant, although your sleep schedule is not, but it's often a big waste for your client who pays big money only to be told business truisms which they can't even fully put in practice.
>> No. 441549 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 12:49 pm
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>>441541
>How does that even come up? I was never asked my star sign. Ever. I had to look up what I am now.

So for example your girlfriend/auntie has THAT friend and you're told moments before you meet them about what they're into and that you shouldn't take the piss. Of course they're single and there's good reason but you don't want to be cunt because it's her friend so you just tolerate one night of it.

You might one day after a few drinks argue against it but then you'll be labelled as 'closed minded'.

>>441547
I see that you've yet to encounter to animals quiz:
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>> No. 441552 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 1:02 pm
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>>441549
>animals quiz
Jesus Christ.

Maybe I should just quit my job and do this nonsense.
>> No. 441553 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 1:08 pm
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Whatsapp updated their privacy policy. All users now are Facebook users. They will be flogging your info and directly allowing third party services to advertise to you...
>> No. 441554 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 1:40 pm
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Bloody hell it's 2002 again. Anyone else remember when everyone had little stickers on their Nokia 3310s that would light up on an incoming call, and we were told they supposedly neutralized harmful electromagnetic radiation in order to do so?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55613452
>> No. 441555 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 5:23 pm
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>>441547

>They paid someone, some consultant, to do the whole thing. I kept wondering how much they were paid. It is a fake job. To top it all off, nothing changed about we worked after the whole thing. Corporate bastards.

It has been about six years since it happened, but I am still absolutely livid that a general manager made us sit through a fucking team building, leadership bullshit type day of torture, and the consultant was his fucking mum. He'd managed to pay his mam to waste an entire day of mine and everyone else's time.

He pulled me to one side at some point to tell me he was 'disappointed' that I wasn't 'getting stuck in' to the activities, as I was management. I genuinely don't know how (or why) I didn't punch him. I never really liked him, he was one of those slimy managers who talks like he read Who Moved My Cheese every night before bed, but that really sealed the deal.
>> No. 441556 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 5:50 pm
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>>441549

Sounds like typical standoffish Scorpio behaviour to me m8.
>> No. 441557 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 8:05 pm
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>>441556

And you just can't let it go, like any virgo would.
>> No. 441609 Anonymous
12th January 2021
Tuesday 2:12 pm
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My cayenne and tabasco seedlings so far have been a disappointment, in that only one seed each has come up. The lack of longer daylight hours shouldn't normally keep the seeds from germinating in the first place. With the tabasco ones, I now suspect that not letting the seeds dry properly is the culprit, as I took them straight from a pepper from the recent harvest that was still a bit juicy. In the mean time, luckily I've let some seeds dry, and I've just put them in my propagator.


I'll probably have to order new cayenne seeds online, because although they were properly dried, they are from last season, with a production date of August 2019. Chili seeds should normally keep for up to two years if what you read online is correct, but apparently they don't always. I could just use new seeds from the cayennes I've grown, but you never know what you'll get from that, because if the shop-bought seeds that they were grown from were hybrids, then there's no way of telling how following generations will turn out.
>> No. 441615 Anonymous
12th January 2021
Tuesday 2:26 pm
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>>441609

Are you sure they want to be buried as deeply as they were? You can try scarifying them or various other sorts of tricks to improve germination.
Only 5 of the 12 I put down have come up, if that's any consolation.
>> No. 441626 Anonymous
12th January 2021
Tuesday 5:59 pm
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>>441615

I've put the new seeds a little less deep, maybe that makes a difference.

It'd be a pity if the tabasco ones are somehow infertile, because this is about the sixth generation that I have grown from my own seeds. I'm not sure how much gene variation can occur over six generations, but I have retained seeds from the biggest and longest peppers every time, and it seems to me that the peppers have actually become bigger and longer in the last two or three seasons. Or maybe I just know more about growing chili peppers now than when I started out. How well your peppers turn out does correlate with your amount of experience.
>> No. 441645 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 3:15 pm
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I've been full time furloughed and honestly I feel like I'm crawling the walls. I'm not sure what to do with myself!
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13th January 2021
Wednesday 3:24 pm
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Long walks, possibly with a stack of podcasts, audiobooks and music.
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13th January 2021
Wednesday 3:50 pm
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>>441645

I recommend picking up a hobby or two. I've been enjoying myself immensely tinkering in the garage, and everyone else on this site seems to be painting their Space Marines.
>> No. 441650 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 4:11 pm
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>>441645
Consider gaming.
>> No. 441651 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 4:59 pm
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All my gullible twitter acquaintances uploading their faces to 'toonme'. As if they didn't realise what a privacy nightmare FaceApp was.
>> No. 441652 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 5:16 pm
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Yeah I saw that, it looked fun so I went to the website. It ordered me to download the app. I looked at the privacy policy and it's owned by 'Linerock Investments LLC' (sounds harmless eh) and collects "name, email address, user name, social network information and other information you provide us" which they also combine with information from third-parties and share with third-parties.

Nope nope nope.
>> No. 441653 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 6:07 pm
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I haven't left my flat in two days now.

There has been a good deal to do for work, but it's starting to feel like solitary confinement.

I've got enough food to last me another two days, at least if I'm not fussy about eating beans, pasta and tinned soup, but I think I'll go shopping anyway tonight to keep myself from going mental.
>> No. 441654 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 6:24 pm
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My balls felt constricted in my underwear but as I live alone I just took my trousers and underwear off while leaving my t-shirt on. This feels great, I might buy myself a mandress muumuu kilt so I can feel the breeze while avoiding the risk of exposing myself in a videocall.

I'm going to miss nights like this when I have kids. Maybe I'll just be a slob forever.

>>441653
>I think I'll go shopping anyway tonight to keep myself from going mental

I do this too. Be sure to go later so you can get the discount pastries.
>> No. 441655 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 6:32 pm
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>>441654

>I just took my trousers and underwear off while leaving my t-shirt on

I believe the technical term for this is "Winnie the Pooh'ing it"
>> No. 441656 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 7:20 pm
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>>441654
C'mon lad, haven't you got a whole wardrobe of jogging bottoms by now?
>> No. 441657 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 7:22 pm
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>>441656

Remember 'jeans'?
>> No. 441658 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 10:57 pm
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>>441655

Shirtcocking. It's one of the few things that are truly unacceptable at the Burning Man festival.
>> No. 441659 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 8:49 am
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>>441655

I will defend shirtcocking to the death, it's my default mode of dress when I'm at home and not expecting guests (so all year this year.) Through the winter I might wear a dressing gown over the top, but I'm shirtcocking underneath.

I mean, people laugh at first when I tell them about it but when they see my massive pendulous cock they understand. You just have to let it swing freely, joggers are alright but it's really just extra steps.

Honestly, lads, give it a go. Clothing on the top half means you can stand in front of the kitchen window and look perfectly civilised to your neighbours when you wave at them as they walk past, but little do they know you're actually bollock naked. If they saw you were shirtless they'd think you stay in bed past 8 and don't even get dressed, like some kind of unemployed savage who lives on Pot Noodle.
>> No. 441660 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 11:47 am
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I'll be honest I don't much care for having my tackle hanging loose, I like a bit of support.

Unrelated but a man, I won't call him a reporter, on BBC News just pushed his palm into the camera at the end of the shot. You're not on fucking TikTok you little beardy twat; this country, honestly.
>> No. 441661 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 11:49 am
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So which one of us is brave enough to start wearing dresses?

>>441657
Remember 'ironing'?
>> No. 441663 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 12:12 pm
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>>441661
Despsite having just said I like "a bit of support" I think I've posted in the past about wanting to wear skirts in the blazing summer. Nice fitted undies and a breeze across my inner thigh, sounds like Heaven.
>> No. 441664 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 1:05 pm
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>>441663
I feel a bit too exposed in a dress.
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14th January 2021
Thursday 3:59 pm
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>>441663
>>441664
So what you're both really looking for are programming socks with panties. Perhaps some matching arm warmers and a chocker to complete the look.

I always knew with lockdown we'd end up here but imagined it wouldn't happen until at least March.
>> No. 441666 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 4:24 pm
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>>441665
>panties
U fucking wot?
>> No. 441668 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 4:32 pm
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>>441666
THIS AGAIN
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14th January 2021
Thursday 4:48 pm
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>>441665
No, my hairy gooch gets sweaty in the summer and I like going on long walks so this becomes uncomfortable. Also my hairy legs are the most masculine thing about me so I'm quite happy to show those off whenever I can.
>> No. 441676 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 3:17 pm
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This is by far the most erotic podcast thumbnail I've ever seen.
>> No. 441685 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 7:36 pm
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I've noticed that the same white porn starlet looks incredibly gorgeous and radiant in her JAVs, but looks rather haggard and unhealthy in her western porn shoots. Makes me wonder what kind of tricks Japanese porn cinematographers/makeup artists/post production FX teams are hiding up their sleeves. I'm not much of a weeb but I think Japan is definitely the world's preeminent pornography superpower. If I had to show an alien species the peak of human eroticism and perversion, I would send them a collection of decensored JAV and hentai.
>> No. 441686 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 7:40 pm
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>>441685
>If I had to show an alien species the peak of human eroticism and perversion, I would send them a collection of decensored JAV and hentai.
I bet I could think of something funnier to send them instead if I put my mind to it.
>> No. 441687 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 7:51 pm
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>>441685
You must be watching a different kind of JAV because the ones I've watched are all borderline false advertising from the cover pictures. Lighting especially seems to be a problem along with the general lack of enthusiasm.

I'll see your point on the production values though, the only way I sometimes get around it is by searching for dead classy terms like 'erotic'. The amount of cams I see these days probably means things are going to get worse before they get better. We should do a porn recommendation thread at some point
>> No. 441688 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 10:01 pm
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Having a few and rewatching the Police Academy movies. I think comedy movies will never be as good as they were in the 80s-early 00s, before people (or the alien entities known as producers) became overly frightened of offending someone.
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16th January 2021
Saturday 10:09 pm
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>>441685
I think Japanese culture favours girls who look "perfect", so lots of makeup, soft lighting etc.

Western Porn is produced mostly by steroid chugging ultra-manly cunts, who need to get a girls mascara to run to prove how tough they are.
>> No. 441697 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 1:08 pm
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Might have a wank in a bit, idk
>> No. 441699 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 1:25 pm
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Letting Geordies have electricity was a mistake.


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17th January 2021
Sunday 2:47 pm
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>>441688
I was never really into the Police Academy films. They're pretty much just character movies that showcase a bunch of different comedy scenarios with no believable plotline. You could pretty much put any of the characters in any story for it to work, yet bunched together they lose something. I mean, you've got the noise guy, the sweet and stout lady, and the animal - plenty of others but they're the memorable rejects to me. Too much comic relief that's not actually funny, just inplace 'because'.

Have I said this before?
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17th January 2021
Sunday 2:51 pm
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>>441699

Loving the Mitzi press of cake in the background.
>> No. 441704 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 3:01 pm
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Just replaced the microswitches on my mouse with Japanese Omrons. 10/10, would recommend.
>> No. 441708 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 9:14 pm
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>>441699
I unironically enjoyed parts of that. There's a part bout 20mins in that slaps
>> No. 441709 Anonymous
18th January 2021
Monday 12:28 am
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God, I miss girls. With their dead small hands and all the mad hairstyles they'd have, long, short, curly; it was grand.
>> No. 441710 Anonymous
18th January 2021
Monday 12:29 am
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>>441699
That is actually hilarious. I could only watch five minutes before jump-skipping ahead and realising there were no women involved; later on when it switches in to shirts/tapps off mode, you realise it's the gayest thing you've ever seen.

>>441703
I also, loved the Mitsubishi reference.
>> No. 441711 Anonymous
18th January 2021
Monday 8:57 am
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>>441699
DOUBLE-M-KREW DICK ON U
>> No. 441727 Anonymous
20th January 2021
Wednesday 1:45 pm
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>>441688

Is it the overt offensiveness that you enjoyed? I've been rewatching comedies of that era and it's the first one I've just given up on. Airplane! and Naked Gun, Hot Shots, all the spoofy or Zucker et al ones, they're still holding up great to me. It just felt like it hadn't aged well. Were there any moments early on that stood out to you?
>> No. 441730 Anonymous
20th January 2021
Wednesday 2:16 pm
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>>441727
I think with the Police Academy films a large part of it is nostalgia. They're extremely naff so I can't imagine anyone would enjoy watching them unless they saw them as a child; they used to be on ITV all the time in the 90s. Everyone likes funny sound effects guy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHMA1Dpo5M

When it comes to dumb 80s comedies See No Evil, Hear No Evil is very unappreciated, in my opinion.
>> No. 441828 Anonymous
23rd January 2021
Saturday 6:25 pm
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The Iranian (?) lady who shot up YouTube was so cool and hot.
>> No. 441832 Anonymous
24th January 2021
Sunday 12:55 pm
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>>441730

Police Academy was funny the first two or three movies, but after that, it just became painful to watch. They were milking a franchise for every last drop whose potential was quite limited from the word go and which should have been discontinued after part 3 or thereabouts.

There were plenty of slapstick comedies in the early to mid-80s that were in a similar vein, like Spies Like Us or Stripes. They were all funny in their own way, but thankfully they attempted no sequels. Even Beverly Hills Cop II was pretty tepid, although Eddie Murphy was probably the funniest comedian of his time.
>> No. 441865 Anonymous
25th January 2021
Monday 1:25 pm
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I'm trying not to be a hair-trigger maniac with no self-control, but it does feel like the only other option to allow awful shit-houses to be rude, contemptuous and faintly cruel for seemingly no reason.
>> No. 441866 Anonymous
26th January 2021
Tuesday 1:02 pm
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I find myself listening to a lot of old Depeche Mode at the moment, sort of from Black Celebration to Ultra.

Not sure what that says about my mental state at the moment. They always were a bit gloomy.
>> No. 441867 Anonymous
26th January 2021
Tuesday 1:11 pm
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>>441866
Try this

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26th January 2021
Tuesday 1:21 pm
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>>441867

Sounds a bit like Psyche.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImvoSPaBWc


Also, next to 'Mode, I'm rediscovering Clan of Xymox.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y47PxC9u6Kc
>> No. 441944 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 7:22 am
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Katherine Boyle in a sailor costume is what the world needs right now.


>> No. 441955 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 1:17 pm
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What's that one song that's like "doot, doot, doot, like lovers do"?
>> No. 441962 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 1:58 pm
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>>441955
This is driving me mad. It's either David Byrne - Like Humans Do or a Robbie Williams duet:


That could be wrong though, I know there's a duet involved and it's a bit Bossa Nova.
>> No. 441964 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 2:09 pm
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You are *clearly* talking about this song.



I fucked the embed but that's the one.
>> No. 441966 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 2:46 pm
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You know how some insecure young women make fake pornstar noises in bed because they think it's what blokes want, yeah? Do you reckon that's going to start happening with the ahegao thing? If so, thank god I'm getting old.
>> No. 441968 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 5:14 pm
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>>441966
Soon you'll hear Brazzers cinema opening with 'Senpai, you're so lewd!' and mailing out used schoolgirl underwear on their subscription service.
>> No. 441969 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 5:35 pm
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>>441962
I'm sorry, Robbielad, Lennoxlad's got it >>441964. Thanks!
>> No. 441970 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 7:04 pm
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Do any of you lads have a hairy dick? Pubes grow at least 50% of the way up on the underside of my cock.
>> No. 441971 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 7:10 pm
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>>441970

Mate, this freaked me out when I first discovered it. I hate it, but yeah, there are a few stragglers that seem to want to climb right up to the end. The effect is worsened somewhat by just how elastic the skin is around there, meaning you can obviously pull more of it toward the tip of your cock, so it could also be a side effect of that.

Anyway, I shave all around there now. Not completely, just enough to be sure I'm not completely overgrown.
>> No. 441973 Anonymous
31st January 2021
Sunday 10:49 pm
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Just been going through (and deleting) my old Facebook posts from when I was a stupid teenlad edgelord cunt. One of those posts was http://neave.tv.

Christ, what a throwback. I can't believe it's still around.
>> No. 441979 Anonymous
2nd February 2021
Tuesday 1:14 am
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I traded in a job where I genuinely had a good time working with the team and liked most of the work for a more prestigious title and an extra £500 a month after tax. I even left at 5 everyday.

On paper it was a completely sensible decision and I don't mind working harder for more money but fucking hell does poor management and a few dickheads ruin an office. Complete misstep and it seems most of the cool people who joined at the same time as me feel the same. However I know if I did the mad thing by going back to my old job it wouldn't be the same.
>> No. 442023 Anonymous
2nd February 2021
Tuesday 5:26 pm
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>>441979

They say never go back.

That is bollocks though. I went back for a £17k raise and less responsibility, no regrets. No chance I could have negotiated that if I had stayed, either.
>> No. 442025 Anonymous
2nd February 2021
Tuesday 6:16 pm
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>>439492
Almost forgot these. They haven't sprouted in the container but I've taken them out and put them in damp soil.
>> No. 442036 Anonymous
3rd February 2021
Wednesday 10:30 pm
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Not many seahorses about these days.
>> No. 442037 Anonymous
3rd February 2021
Wednesday 10:40 pm
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>>442036
Yes, their habitat has declined ~96% from 2009 to 2015 and more in recent years.
>> No. 442038 Anonymous
3rd February 2021
Wednesday 11:07 pm
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>>442036

John Squire's too busy despairing at King Monkey pissing away his remaining cred just like Tim Burgess.
>> No. 442056 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 12:31 pm
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The last Pharaoh was called Daza.
>> No. 442058 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 12:36 pm
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>>442056
They recently discovered one covered in chocolate and nuts. They believe it was Pharaoh Roche.
>> No. 442068 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 3:41 pm
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>>442036

As a weelad I often caught seahorses in my net when we went on weekend holidays to Brighton.

Google says they have been a protected species in all of Britain for 40 years and you pretty much can't do anything besides look at them, so I guess eight year old me was breaking the law.
>> No. 442079 Anonymous
6th February 2021
Saturday 12:29 am
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Drank too much orange juice, insides feel bad.
>> No. 442084 Anonymous
6th February 2021
Saturday 3:09 am
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>>442079
Drink some lemon juice to cancel it out.
>> No. 442543 Anonymous
26th February 2021
Friday 9:04 pm
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Would a person who burps a lot also fart more than the average person?
>> No. 442545 Anonymous
26th February 2021
Friday 10:46 pm
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>>442543

Yes, it's the same gas, just taking a different route.
>> No. 442546 Anonymous
27th February 2021
Saturday 3:59 pm
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Never realised that bears toes go opposite it ours before.
>> No. 442547 Anonymous
27th February 2021
Saturday 4:02 pm
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>>442545

You burp methane?
>> No. 442548 Anonymous
27th February 2021
Saturday 4:03 pm
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No. Burps are air swallowed while eating, farts are gas created in the process of digestion. You are not a ruminant.
>> No. 442549 Anonymous
27th February 2021
Saturday 4:10 pm
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>>442548
Not what my therapist says.
>> No. 442550 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 3:06 am
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I've got an idea for a thread that's not quite funny enough, shame.
>> No. 442551 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 7:03 am
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I've got work today, and I absolutely cannot be fucking arsed, even one bit.
>> No. 442552 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 12:00 pm
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Daft Punk have split up.

That is kind of sad for electronic music.
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28th February 2021
Sunday 12:22 pm
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>>442552

Jean Michel Jarre is better at French electronic music, and he hasn't split up. And if you don't like oldies then there's Gesaffelstein and Etienne de Crecy.

I'm still gutted about Cassius
>> No. 442554 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 12:51 pm
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>>442553

Jean Michel Jarre had his moments, but Daft Punk were by far more relevant in terms of French electronic music of the last 25 or so years. Their contributions to French House were seminal even before they became widely known as Daft Punk.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQlAEiCb8m0
>> No. 442555 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 1:17 pm
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>>442554

Daft Punk had one good album (Homework), and were partly responsible for Phats & Small (Stardust). Hardly anyone cared who they were before they put on the helmets.
>> No. 442556 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 1:21 pm
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>>442553
Jean Michel Jarre is a fraud.
>> No. 442557 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 1:50 pm
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>>442556

So's your birth certificate, but that never inspired anyone to create anything better.
>> No. 442558 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 2:16 pm
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>>442555

I think Random Access Memories, and the Tron soundtrack to a lesser degree, were their best works.

"Lose Yourself to Dance" was probably the best track they ever did.
>> No. 442559 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 2:27 pm
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>>442558
>the Tron soundtrack to a lesser degree

I'd like to take this time to say that you're missing out if you haven't watched Star Trek cut to it:
https://vimeo.com/217336882
>> No. 442560 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 2:49 pm
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>>442559
You should be able to embed Vimeo links.

http://vimeo.com/86014703
>> No. 442561 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 2:53 pm
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Indeed, it is the superior video streaming service.
>> No. 442562 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 2:55 pm
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Excuse me, I misspoke, it is the supreme video streaming service.
>> No. 442563 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 3:16 pm
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>>442560
There are vimeo codes you can use similar to youtube but they mysteriously stopped working a year ago when I started posted rats girls in erotic music videos.
>> No. 442564 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 5:02 pm
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Less than a mile before brand new inner tube and tyre grenaded themselves. Serves me right for buying eBay's cheapest, but I've never had a problem before.
>> No. 442566 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 9:20 pm
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>>442564

How can you be too stingy to spend five quid more on a brand-name tube.

I've had ContiTube tubes in my tyres for many years now, and never had problems. Gerry knows what he's doing.


https://conti-tyres.co.uk/tubes-accessories/tubes

(don't buy directly from Continental's web shop, you'll find them a few quid cheaper through third-party online retailers)
>> No. 442567 Anonymous
1st March 2021
Monday 12:05 am
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>>442564

Did you see what caused the puncture? Either you've got terrible luck or there's something wrong with the rim or rim tape. It's no good mending a puncture if the cause of the puncture is still there. A sharp edge on the valve hole, a spoke poking through the rim tape or a sliver of glass stuck deep in the tread will cause repeated punctures.

>>442566

Likewise, buy a Rema Tip Top puncture repair kit - they're hardly more expensive than the off-brand ones, but vastly better quality. If you bother to read the instructions, the repair will be stronger than the undamaged tube. I always carry a spare tube and a repair kit, because sod's law says that you'll get no punctures for ages and then three on the same ride. "Glueless" patches are uniformly shite.
>> No. 442569 Anonymous
1st March 2021
Monday 12:18 am
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>>442566
When I put nice things on my bike, it gets stolen. I've had D-locks ground through before for £30 rusty ebay bikes, so I generally don't like investing money into these things. The road bike I keep in my parents' garage gets Schwalbe Marathons and decent contitubes, this is just a shitty heavy 'hybrid' bike that a couple of days ago was rotting in a neighbour's garden, and I fixed up enough to get it going with cheap parts.

>>442567
No idea, it went with a deafening high pitched pop (not unlike champagne decorking). There was an inch-long gash in the inner tube and the tyre separated from its metal frame. It was only inflated to 50PSI, and the tyre and inner tube were apparently rated for 75.

I don't think I've ever had a catastrophic puncture before in years of biking. I've had small cuts but never been stranded by an exploded tyre. Thankfully this was only about a three-quarters of a mile from home so the walk back wasn't too painful.
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1st March 2021
Monday 5:02 am
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>>442569

>It was only inflated to 50PSI, and the tyre and inner tube were apparently rated for 75.

Potentially the tyre and tube folded over on themselves onto the rim and ripped themselves open.
>> No. 442577 Anonymous
1st March 2021
Monday 1:08 pm
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>>442569

>and I fixed up enough to get it going with cheap parts

Again, ten quid extra for two brand-name tubes isn't a lavish expense. It'll probably cost you more than ten quid to fix the damage now.
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1st March 2021
Monday 1:18 pm
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Again, I've never had a problem before, especially for less than a mile.

Mate who works in a bike shop seems to think it was nothing to do with quality of the tubes but just that they got pinched between the rim and the tyre. I inflated the tube a bit before putting it on, but maybe just didn't see.
>> No. 442579 Anonymous
1st March 2021
Monday 1:31 pm
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>>442578

>just that they got pinched between the rim and the tyre

One thing you could do is rub some extra talcum powder on the tube, so that it slips into place more easily.
>> No. 442580 Anonymous
1st March 2021
Monday 2:22 pm
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The sky's so radiant and blue and my room so warm that I'm loath to go outside and force myself to accept that it's not yet midsummer.
>> No. 442581 Anonymous
1st March 2021
Monday 2:55 pm
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>>442580
If you're lucky enough to have the weather today, it's a fantastic day. Really doing a good job of cheering me up; lovely golden sunshine in the South, warm enough to sit outside with a book/cup of tea.
>> No. 442643 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 1:26 am
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I was going to make a serious post about the anxiety of growing up but I have a more pressing thought:

You ever notice that some women get inexplicably sexier and then in a few months you find out their pregnant. Like they start glowing? I looked it up and that's the term and it's because of hormonal changes making their skin flush and their breasts start swelling. It's a strange realisation but if you suddenly want to bend a woman over and give her a good seeing to then she might be preggers.
>> No. 442644 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 10:20 am
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>>442643

>but if you suddenly want to bend a woman over and give her a good seeing to then she might be preggers.

It's probably an evolution thing in that a woman needs to still be attractive to the father of the child when she is pregnant, so he will stick around and take care of her.

It's the same with an increased sex drive that some women report during pregnancy. It can't serve the purpose of getting pregnant anymore, so it must be to keep the dad happy so he isn't going to move on and get his rocks off somewhere else.
>> No. 442659 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 4:49 pm
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Watching a show with a Welsh bloke playing an English bloke with dialogue written by Americans. Highly uncanny.
>> No. 442660 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 8:02 pm
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I know this is common sense but don't try and vacuum your cock, especially if you're wearing jogger bottoms. It's a good job I've already had the snip or I'd have been worried that I'd managed to detach at least one bollock from my body.

On another note, is Costco membership worth it?
>> No. 442661 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 8:40 pm
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>>442660

> but don't try and vacuum your cock

Some call that a good night in in these times.
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6th March 2021
Saturday 9:08 pm
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>>442660

>is Costco membership worth it?

It depends how often you plan to go and what you want to buy from there. If you own a business then the VAT free prices mean it's absolutely worth it. If you're going to go once every six months to buy socks and some cookies, probably not, but on the other hand the most basic membership is I think twenty quid, so it's probably worth it just for the chicken.
>> No. 442663 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 10:01 pm
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>>442661
Henry's face is detachable these days :(
>> No. 442664 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 10:22 pm
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>>442663
PC gone mad innit
>> No. 442665 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 11:47 pm
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>>442663

If you're too bashful to have Henry nosh you off, there are alternatives.

Although it kind of seems even more wrong.
>> No. 442667 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 1:47 am
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>>442662
If you drive, and to make the most of Costco you sort of need to, then the membership will pay for itsself on petrol savings alone. A few years ago their prices were usually 10p below supermarkets, now it's 3-5p but if you fill up there all the time it'll pay for itsself.

I hear people say the fuel is higher quality but I'm not sure I buy that there's any major variation in fuels sold in chain/supermarket filling stations.
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7th March 2021
Sunday 2:21 am
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>>442665
I'm really sorry, and it must just be the context, but she's looking at me like she wants it. Is that photoshopped or am I just disgusting? It's the angle of her eyes.
>> No. 442669 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 3:23 am
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>>442668
Sir.
>> No. 442670 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 3:47 am
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>>442668

Henry has the same expression, you big whale poacher.

Also:


>> No. 442672 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 8:07 pm
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I'm very cynical and ungrateful in general but find myself weirdly comforted by tech sometimes in the sense that you just need internet, some charge and a phone and you can browse aimlessly for hours.

It's quite reassuring everything is stacked in cyberspace with passwords etc so I don't need to worry too much about losing stuff.

Hard to explain but you know it's great having full charge on your phone and random rubbish on the net to read.
>> No. 442673 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 10:30 pm
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>>442672

I remember back in the early days of my working life, just before smartphones were a big thing, when I'd sit in the staff room with my coffee just staring at the wall. Sometimes I'd read the staff newsletter I'd already read ten times that month. Then I'd go out for a fag and just watch people driving through the Burger King.

I used to have an MP3 player, you know. It was this lovely palm sized little thing with a colour screen, 4 gigs of memory I think. I had every Metallica, Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath album on it. Kids these days won't understand it- You used to have to download individual torrents (on ADSL!) and put them on your Creative Zen manually.
>> No. 442674 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 10:45 pm
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>>442673

Am I really a technological dinosaur because I have held on to my massive, carefully curated MP3 collection of 20 years? I have never even tried any of the streaming services like spotify.
>> No. 442675 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 12:54 am
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>>442673
That takes me back. Right at the very end as smartphones came in I was working nights in a bank that let us listen to music as we worked, fortunately I still had my iPod shuffle when someone realised that people having their phones out around confidential financial information was a bad idea. Wouldn't want someone leaking the Libor scandal would we.

>>442674
I did a trial on Spotify last year and while I was introduced to a few new artists it still seemed a bit ridiculous. Mostly you're just listening to the same albums that you could download once and keep forever (artists even upload albums to youtube these days). Spotify has a horrible reputation with ripping off the artists and the subscription fee is far more than what you would pay for buying the albums you really like and will listen to over and over - or even see live unless you're a swiftie or once.

It works for kids these days who have no conception of piracy and who benefit from the social aspects I guess. If you're older you will quickly realise you're having your music controlled by a faceless corporation that does nothing for neither the consumer nor producers while also having a decidedly worse catalogue that what you can easily find online.
>> No. 442676 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 1:04 am
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I'd also like to extend my rant to say that kids these days pay for everything like utter mugs and are duly being fleeced for it. Paying for multiple streaming platforms for television and movies is ridiculous and precisely what Netflix was supposed to stop, the business practice these days is one of rising subscription costs and declining catalogue as the market gets increasingly saturated and people just don't realise their getting fucked. Don't even get me started on people paying subscriptions for shite porn on sites like Pornhub.

In conclusion, kids these days amirite.
>> No. 442681 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 7:32 am
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>>442676

The more things change, the more they stay the same. I reckon the streaming companies are getting greedy, and the rapid expansion/fragmentation in the market cause a bubble that bursts one of these days. Half of them will bite it when everyone realises paying 40 quid a month for Sky was actually a better deal in the end than having five different subscriptions at a tenner each.

Spotify is unique in that it has almost secured an effective monopoly over the music market for an entire generation. There are a lot of reasons to dislike spotify. Artists themselves were getting a better deal even in the days of the iTunes store and such- Music industry profits are up compared to the early 2000s when piracy at its peak, but more of that money is simply being swallowed up by middlemen who have done absolutely nothing other than host the music on a server somewhere than ever before.
>> No. 442682 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 9:40 am
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>>442676
Between me and my partner we pay for Netflix, Amazon Video, and Disney+, and I think that's it. That's pretty much all bases covered, everything else is 'free'/ad-supported or has nothing worth watching. I stopped paying for Now when Game of Thrones ended.
>> No. 442683 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 10:03 am
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>>442676

I was surprised at how few of the younger generation knew how to pirate. When I was in school it was a given that you could at least use WinMX, Kazaa or BitTorrent. To say they grow up with so much tech, they're not that literate with it.

I think streaming services are fine as a replacement for video rental shops but they're very limited (Netflix especially, the vast majority of the library is garbage, as much as Prime's interface is shit I can still get some decent modern releases and also binge on old Troma titles). I still like having physical copies of things to be honest, and probably buy about 100 blu rays a year still.

Can't be bothered with Spotify and the like though, I buy a few CDs and LPs here and there and pirate the rest. It's so easy now. Back in the day I spent and evening downloading a 128Kbs copy of Run to the Hills, now I can have Maiden's entire discography in about 10 minutes. You'll have to prise my iPod Classic out of my cold dead hands.
>> No. 442685 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 10:42 am
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>>442683
> how few of the younger generation knew how to pirate.

That's exactly what the streaming services have won.
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8th March 2021
Monday 10:52 am
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I think it's because back in the day it was a lot easier. You'd just download the likes of Kazaa and Limewire and you'd be away. Nowadays there's more steps involved.
>> No. 442687 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 11:11 am
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I can torrent, and I do. But ten years ago you didn't have to, because you could search "Band Name, Album Name - Mediafire" and get it that way, before the looming threat of SOPA and that whole Kim Dotcom affair made those sites go straight. So what I'm getting at is that between widespread torrenting and wholly above board streaming sites there was a break, which maybe I'm over emphasising, but it seems relavent.
>> No. 442688 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 11:15 am
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Computers are for offices and nerds. The young people use their phones for everything, granddad.
>> No. 442689 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 11:42 am
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>>442686
I never understood the scare about virus on file-sharing. You just don't download the ones that say .exe. Because that's not a music file. How was that too hard for some people?
>> No. 442690 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 12:09 pm
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>>442689
You've got to remember that a lot of children used Limewire.
>> No. 442691 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 12:22 pm
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>>442686

>Nowadays there's more steps involved.

Not necessarily. You can rip your music off youtube nowadays, as most bands now post their tracks on their channels in HD quality. All you need is programs like ClipGrab or Android TubeMate, and you can convert the video files into 256 or 300 kbps MP3 files.

With Kazaa or Limewire, the disappointment was often that altough files were encoded at 128 kbps, they tended to sound crappy because some freeware MP3 encoders weren't that good at the time. I encoded some CDs myself (for my own use and not to share online, mind) with a pirated copy of Steinberg Wavelab, and I think Wavelab was pretty much the gold standard if you wanted to have good sounding MP3s. At some point, I then switched to GoldWave, a freeware wav editor that's still around today and whose LAME encoder is really still quite good.

Also, some filesharing clients would download the files from multiple sources simultaneously in fragments that were then rejoined on your computer, and that could lead to broken frames and audible artefacts.

It was an interesting time though. I remember the first time a mate showed me Napster, and I was in complete disbelief that there was a software with which you could just browse a whole endless catalog of music and download anything you wanted. Before Napster and other filesharing clients, if you wanted to download pirated music, you either had to be a member of some dodgy Usenet usegroup, or stumble upon some university network server where somebody had illegally uploaded a handful of contemporary pop albums.
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8th March 2021
Monday 12:49 pm
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>>442691

It's worth remembering that MP3 was patented until well into the 2010s, so freeware MP3 codecs were technically illegal. Also CD ripping and MP3 encoding was painfully slow on a Napster-era PC, so all but the most obsessive nerds tended to use the fast rather than high-quality setting in their encoder.
>> No. 442693 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 12:50 pm
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>>442686
>Nowadays there's more steps involved.

You can just DD from a 4chan archive or one of the sites listed on unblocked. I'd even hazard that you'll get a similar experience (minus Bill Clinton) when clients these days have built-in search and you don't get threatening letters anymore unless you're absolutely taking the piss. VPN is a waste of money.

No, the kids with their mumble-rap and coconut water seem instead to be fully indoctrinated into viewing piracy as bad - I could see it as early as 2012 when I was a mature student. They're married to the idea that if they pirate something ISIS is going to takeover the world or they'll end up on a free flight to the Cuba* with a bag on their head. It reminds me of how older boys in the 00s were confused by how anti-drug the kids had become thanks to years of television and, to a much lesser extent, public schooling.
>> No. 442694 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 1:20 pm
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>>442693

>public schooling

Your yank is showing m8.
>> No. 442695 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 1:24 pm
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> seem instead to be fully indoctrinated into viewing piracy as bad - I could see it as early as 2012 when I was a mature student. They're married to the idea that if they pirate something ISIS is going to takeover the world or they'll end up on a free flight to the Cuba* with a bag on their head.

While at the same time, it doesn't occur to them that if a product is free, then you are the product. Facebook, Instagram, twitter and tictoc and whatever else are free to join and use because the companies that operate those platforms make fuckloads of money off you by monetising your data. Kids are willfully accepting the big veiny corporate dick that's being shoved up their arse, and ever deeper with every new Instagram story they post.

Downloading pirated MP3s back in the day always felt a bit like showing the middle finger to music and entertainment corporations. There wasn't a single Napster user who didn't have a certain feeling of glee with every downloaded file that they'd beaten and circumvented corporate pricing policy for music. It's worth noting that in the late 90s and early 2000s, the overall artistic quality of contemporary music as such was declining heavily, while you were still expected to pay up to £15 for a ten-track CD album. The widespread rise of the CD from the late 80s had been one of the golden ages for the recording industry, and a price model that had earned them an absolute fortune for well over ten years. And they weren't just cashing in on new releases, but they also got handsome revenues from people buying CD reissues of classic albums, oftentimes in addition to the exact same vinyl ones they already had in their collection.

The music industry was then entirely caught off guard by Internet services like Napster. It was the beginning of a new age, and some producers and artists still today will tell you that digital downloads basically killed the music industry the way it had existed up to that point. It was a disruptive innovation that completely turned everything on its head.

On the other hand, it was bound to happen eventually, because with the CD, end users were for the first time given a sound carrier format that had near-enough studio quality and could be copied and multiplied infinitely without quality loss. The Internet then only took that to the next logical level.
>> No. 442696 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 2:29 pm
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> There wasn't a single Napster user who didn't have a certain feeling of glee with every downloaded file that they'd beaten and circumvented corporate pricing policy for music.
>> No. 442697 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 3:04 pm
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All this piracy talk is getting me really nostalgic. Someone needs to make a good documentary on it all.

It's weird what you miss. I was making a good £400 - 500 a month as a 15 year old selling copied DVDs and CDs, mad money to make at that age. Banked most of it as well. My mid teens were piracy, chubby goth lasses and Grand Theft Auto. How I do miss it.
>> No. 442698 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 3:17 pm
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>>442697

>I was making a good £400 - 500 a month as a 15 year old selling copied DVDs and CDs, mad money to make at that age

You're lucky it didn't have consequences. One of my mum's friends had a son that age who was selling pirated copies at his school, until some teachers took notice of it and the school then told him they would report him to the police if he didnt't stop what he was doing immediately.

He later got nicked for making unrelated threats of physical violence against another teacher on the Internet, on his Myspace page or something. I don't know. He had to do community service for it and everything. So he was always a bit of a wrongun.
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8th March 2021
Monday 3:29 pm
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>>442698
>He later got nicked for making unrelated threats of physical violence against another teacher on the Internet, on his Myspace page or something. I don't know. He had to do community service for it and everything

Apparently back in the day it was possible to post whatever you wanted on MySpace without any real life consequences.
>> No. 442700 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 3:41 pm
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>>442698
I'd ask how the teachers found out about it only I'm scared of the answer.

>>442699
The trick with malicious communications is to do it in comic sans on a bright pink page with white text and copious amounts of gifs and other clutter. By the time the police join the yellow dots you will be long gone.
>> No. 442701 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 3:42 pm
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>>442698

I was pretty smart about it to be honest. Kept my mouth shut and never sold at school, always sold through friends of parents and what not. Mainly older people; made a fortune on Chubby Brown and Woman of Substance DVDs.
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8th March 2021
Monday 3:48 pm
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>>442699

I think somebody saw it and sent the school the link to it. Or something. With Columbine still somewhat fresh in everybody's memory, schools were taking that kind of thing very seriously, even in the early 2000s.

Saying that you were just venting on your Myspace page and didn't actually mean it certainly wasn't cutting it. The threat itself is already a criminal offence, regardless if you then actually plan to go and physically attack that person or not.
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8th March 2021
Monday 3:55 pm
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>>442700

>I'd ask how the teachers found out about it only I'm scared of the answer.

I think the bigger feat would have been keeping it secret, if you were selling your stuff at your school. Teachers are much more aware of what pupils are doing than you will ever realise when you're a teenlad. Because, well, a lot of them have seen it all before. You aren't really going to fool them, even if you think they'll never know.
>> No. 442710 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 10:41 pm
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Anyone feel like burning somewhere down?
>> No. 442711 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 10:56 pm
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>>442710

Once you reach a certain level of rich, your building burning down is often profitable.
>> No. 442712 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 11:20 pm
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>>442710

>To this end, members would have to reapply to join, paying £100,000 for a “debenture” – in essence loaning the money to Reignwood and its owner, a Chinese billionaire named Yan Bin, for a term of 50 years

No idea if that is common practice in those circles, but rich people scamming other rich people out of a six-figure sum like that fails to elicit any kind of pity in me.

That said, what kind of assurance do they get to protect that investment, other than a Chinese billionaire's word, who could be flat broke in 20 or 30 years, or who could just tell you that your money was invested and lost in some shady business venture that didn't materialise.

And even if 100,000 quid from 888 people are invested in the golf club, 88.8 million is a huge sum of money. Unless you completely tear down the place and rebuild it from the ground up, and put a solid platinum water tap in every bathroom.
>> No. 442717 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 3:01 am
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>>442712

Debentures are fairly common in golf clubs (and various other posho pursuits). They're regulated financial instruments that are sort of like bonds and can be re-sold on the open market. £100k is cheap by Hong Kong standards, where sky-high land prices make golf insanely expensive.

To a certain kind of person (the kind of person that Yan Bin wants to attract), that's basically pocket money - you'd spend that getting your yacht re-painted or one of your kitchens refurbished.
>> No. 442718 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 9:33 am
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>>442712
>that fails to elicit any kind of pity in me.
I didn't expect it to.
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9th March 2021
Tuesday 12:52 pm
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>>442717

> you'd spend that getting your yacht re-painted or one of your kitchens refurbished


As you do.

We've all been there.
>> No. 442721 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 1:47 pm
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>>442719

I don't have a yacht but I did get my range rover repainted last year. And one of my kitchens is getting refurbished, but I only have multiple kitchens because I own a second home.

Fucking hell, I'm everything I hate and I'm not even mega rich so I still can't really enjoy it.
>> No. 442725 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 2:59 pm
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>>442721
First against the wall.
>> No. 442728 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 6:19 pm
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>>442721
Can I have your other house? I don't want to live in it I'll just sell it, might even be something in it for you.
>> No. 442729 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 7:24 pm
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>>442728

If you sell it for me I'll give you 5% commission. Nobody wants it and being a landlord is destroying my soul even though my tenant is considerably richer than I am.
>> No. 442730 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 7:53 pm
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>>442729
Is it anywhere near London or are you trying to trap another one of us in Beeston to live in your personal Trumptonshire?
>> No. 442731 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 7:54 pm
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>>442730

It's not NOT in Yorkshire.
>> No. 442732 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 7:56 pm
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>>442729

Don't some estate agents do a service where they'll do all the things a landlord is responsible for? If you don't mind losing a percentage of the rent that might be what you want.
>> No. 442733 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 8:27 pm
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>>442732

I already have that going. I still don't like that it's there, paying for itself, further securing my future. It's uncomfortable, and if richie rich decides he doesn't want to rent it anymore and some family or young couple with a cute puppy moves in I'll end up giving them the deeds for free out of guilt.
>> No. 442735 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 8:36 pm
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One of these days I'll end up working at the LGI (I don't want to, it's just coming down the tracks as an uncomfortable inevitability) and at that point you might find a buyer.
>> No. 442737 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 9:51 pm
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>>442735
They're proposing a new train station between Beeston and Horbury, so that should make commuting to LGI easier.
>> No. 442738 Anonymous
9th March 2021
Tuesday 10:57 pm
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>>442737

Yeah but then you'd not have a lovely view of the canal or the soothing sounds of the train tracks directly next to your building to lull you to sleep, or be in walking distance of god's own city.
>> No. 442740 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 12:05 am
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>>442729
10% and you've got a deal.
>> No. 442741 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 1:33 am
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I'm thinking, and it's only a thought, that just because I buy this bit of computer hardware I'm not actually going to become productive.
>> No. 442742 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 2:15 am
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>>442741

The only piece of computer hardware that ever made me more productive was a numpad, and that was entirely my own fault for buying a keyboard with no numpad anyway, so it doesn't count.

I suppose having multiple monitors or an ultrawide also helps, in that I can keep work stuff open while I stare slack jawed at youtube videos, so I might sometimes accidentally do some work as it's still visible.
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10th March 2021
Wednesday 3:09 am
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>>442742
It'll depend on how you work but having used both a dual screen setup and an ultrawide I prefer the dual setup with one screen directly in front of me and the other at an angle next to it. It just sort of feels neater to be able to put things I don't want to care about right now over there instead of having them sit akwardly in a corner. It works really well for reference material/documentation, it's not right in your face to distract but still instantly availble.
>> No. 442744 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 4:02 am
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>>442743

I agree. I have an ultrawide at home, but only really because I use it for everything, not just work, and I don't want to play games with a bezel in the middle, and don't really have the space for triple monitors, which would be the dream.

I also happen to have to stare at a big long timeline for work quite often, so an ultrawide works out occasionally. But we have three monitor setups at the office and they make more sense when we're actually doing real work in real life.

In a perfect world six monitor setups would work best for us. I've thought about this a lot.
>> No. 442747 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 1:04 pm
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Came across a video on the front page of rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk with no context contained in the video, it is a man being beaten in India by a group of women with rocks and sticks, everyone on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk is saying things like "serves him right", "should have killed him" level shit, for what? We don't even know what he did. The video is suspiciously starts in a way that gives no context, it starts with him throwing a woman to the ground but at that point the other women are already armed and advancing on him.

I am not saying I know what happened or he is in the right, but for all we know he could have caught one of the women stealing from him, or he could be being attacked for not marrying the person they want him to or wanting a divorce (all of those are instances that can result in mob justice in India). My point is, I fucking hate humanity for their quick projection and wallowing in their own righteousness. It isn't even like rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk shouldn't have learned their lesson before. They decided they knew who had done the Boston bombing (wrongfully) and harassed their family and the person they accused killed themselves.
>> No. 442749 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 1:49 pm
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Almost everything on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk should be treated as a work of fiction.

There was a post on the front page the other day from Two Chromosomes about a woman sticking her finger up at her friend honking his car horn at her, with the point of the story being he was completely unaware how much harassment women face in public. While this undoubtedly happens that story has been posted almost verbatim for years on that site, so it should be taken with a large pinch of salt.

Use it for laughing at stupid memes, looking at cute animals or if you have any niche interests. Madness lies at anything beyond that.
>> No. 442750 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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>>442749

I saw Charlie Brooker at a Tesco in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>> No. 442751 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 2:13 pm
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>>442750

I think Brooker being the subject makes this a lot more believable. He's the only one I've seen featured in this that I could imagine saying "infetterence"
>> No. 442752 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 4:04 pm
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>>442749

Ironically most of the content on TwoxChromosomes these days is people with one X chromosome posting selfies and stories of their transition, although if you pointed that out to them I suppose you'd get about eleventy billion downvotes, banned from the whole site and have the rozzers knocking on your door for "transphobic hate crime" or something.
>> No. 442753 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 4:21 pm
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>>442752

Spend a lot of time there do you?
>> No. 442754 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 4:26 pm
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I just had a look and can't see any posts at all that fit the description given in >>442752 despite scrolling a few screens down on "Hot", "New" and whatever the other one is. That says something about someone anyway.
>> No. 442755 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 4:37 pm
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>>442754
There's a bit of a recent push from 4chan to drive anti-tranny sentiment on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk in the hope that this will lead to the left eating itself through identity politics.
>> No. 442756 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 4:41 pm
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>>442755
Thanks, I'd seen "superstraight" mentioned around but hadn't paid it much attention.
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10th March 2021
Wednesday 4:47 pm
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Could you leave the brain pollution at the door, lads.
>> No. 442758 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 5:00 pm
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>>442754

Your eyes must have been blinded by the LGBT banner at the top of the page. If you go to the 'Top' for this week there's at least 7, I think there was a flood of posts for some reason.

>>442755

I quite like how it started on TikTok though. It's placed nicely because a number of gays and lesbians kind of fit into the 'super' category.
>> No. 442759 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 5:07 pm
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>>442758

My eyes are fine, I was just looking at "Top today" which is the default setting, not "Top for this week" which you'd have to go out of your way to turn on.
>> No. 442760 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 6:51 pm
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>>442759
I take it you're not familiar with the porn subs, then?
>> No. 442761 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 6:57 pm
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>>442760

No.
>> No. 442762 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 9:08 pm
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Just saw the bare breast of someone born in 2002, very odd.
>> No. 442763 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 9:18 pm
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>>442762

I've been flirted with before by a woman at work born in 2000. I was enjoying the dynamic until we found out in conversation that she didn't know what a cassette was. Ten years can be a huge fucking difference, can't it.
>> No. 442764 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 9:34 pm
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>>442763
Yeah, I'm pretty confident I'm the one of the last people born to really remember floppy disks, even then probably just because my dad's a computer nerd.

>found out in conversation that she didn't know what a cassette was.
Classic .gs flirt.
>> No. 442765 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 9:41 pm
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>>442763

Just two or three years ago, I drove home a young coworker one time who didn't know who Oasis was. Ok, so he had just turned 19, but I was shocked when I then elaborated, "The Gallagher brothers? Britpop?", and only got a blank stare from him.

Under what kind of rock did you grow up if you don't even know what your dad probably sang along to off his tits in any given club in this country circa 1995.
>> No. 442766 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 9:49 pm
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>>442765

That bit I don't get, because I'm very familiar with, say, Hendrix, despite him dying 20 years before I was born - I know loads of artists from well before my time and listen to them a lot. I didn't even really listen to music in the 90s at all, I was a child, but it seems odd to be a teen with access to the internet and not explore music. I didn't learn about Led Zeppelin from my dad, I just found them sometime in my teens by either reading, listening, or finding them. I wouldn't even say it's because you were more likely to find this stuff on CDs or record stores, because my tools for exploration were Pandora and Last FM.

I suppose if you don't care about music, it's feasible. And guitar music is not the Big Thing it was when you or I were young.
>> No. 442767 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 9:50 pm
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>>442765
Chatting to a girl, I once made a reference to some mid-90s song (probably some cheesey dance pop), then had to explain the reference and when the song was from, and she said she wasn't born then. I was slightly aghast for a second while my brain parsed the situation, until it deduced that I must've become old.
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10th March 2021
Wednesday 10:07 pm
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>>442766

I didn't know about The Specials or The Clash till a friend introduced me to their stuff when I was about 18. Granted, that was before the Interwebz really got going. But I can kind of understand when you're immersed in whatever forgettable teen pop bands are the shit when you're 18, and not having had exposure to a band that stopped making noteworthy records the year you were born. Let's face it, Oasis were dropping off a cliff not long after Knebworth.
>> No. 442769 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 10:26 pm
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>>442767

Unless you're some teen misfit on a retro trip or a borderline paedo who still hangs out in clubs at 34, nothing dates you like your taste in music.

I think you are really getting old when you thoroughly lose track of the newest bands. It's because you're no longer the target audience, and because your friends have also stopped paying attention to the music charts for the same reason, so you don't get to know new bands through socialisation either. You'll then probably be clued into the music scene again when your kids become teenagers, but it's still not the same as in the old days when your mate played you a handful of tracks by some hot new indie band while you were both spaced out on skunk in his basement.
>> No. 442771 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 10:31 pm
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>>442768

You're probably right - the more I think about it, I bet there's some bands from just before I was born in the late eighties that were huge but stopped being huge, and even with a huge interest in music, and even a music degree under my belt, I likely don't know about.

The bands that sound tracked the peak of my interest in music, the days of forming bands and listening to everything I could find, I would assume anyone even a few years younger than me probably have no idea even existed. Just because me and my friends thought The Libertines were the greatest band that ever existed, I have little doubt that a 25 year old has never heard of them.

Also, I saw a tik tok the other day of a teen wishing she was born into the 'emo generation' and that also made me feel old.
>> No. 442772 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 10:37 pm
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>>442769

Even though I actively try to keep a broad mind for music, I find myself being much, much less enthusiastic about the indie scene now. It was exciting when I was young because it felt new and innovative, but the older you get the more you realise there's nothing new under the sun. I feel like I haven't fallen into the trap of only liking stuff that came out when I was a teenager, though - I tried to listen to some of the old indie bands that were around when I was also in a cool indie band, and it didn't hit me in the way I thought it would. I'll never not sing along to these songs, but I see now they weren't as special as I thought they were.

I still find a lot of joy in discovering genres and artists new to me - I really got into hip hop in my late twenties and only just started listening to Bowie, so there's still excitement to be found in 'new' music, at least to me. And I do like a lot of new artists in rap, maybe because I didn't grow up with it?
>> No. 442773 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 10:52 pm
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>>442771

>Also, I saw a tik tok the other day of a teen wishing she was born into the 'emo generation' and that also made me feel old.

It's absolutely scary how time flies. And how clueless yoofs today are about what a certain period in the past was really like.

It kind of marginally boiled my piss slightly when Taylor Swift named that one album of hers "1989". Right, so she was born that year, and that whole 80s synth vibe is fine. But somebody who can't possibly have any recollection of the 80s acting like she had cultural authority and first-hand perspective of that decade was really pushing it.

If you want to know what the 80s were really like, listen to Two Tribes or watch Wall Street. Don't trust a bland pop music pastiche brought out by someone who was born on December 13, 1989.
>> No. 442775 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 10:55 pm
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I felt a bit uncomfortable today because I noticed that everyone in my team barring me and a colleague 10 years my junior is married. There's not many who are older or the same age as me either.

I'm a bit flamboyant so perhaps they all just assume that I'm a homosexual. Strange how that's been sprung on me anyway.

>>442771
>Also, I saw a tik tok the other day of a teen wishing she was born into the 'emo generation' and that also made me feel old.

I'm not ready for 00s nostalgia and probably never will be. I can already see it happening online, whoever said it is promptly told to fuck off still but for how much longer can that last?

Why are you hanging around on tik tok watching teenagers?
>> No. 442778 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 12:12 am
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>>442775
> I'm not ready for 00s nostalgia and probably never will be.

Sorry lad but it's already happened: I went to a 00s nostalgia night right back in 2012/2013 (I don't remember which year, those two years are a bit of blur tbh). I won't lie though, it was fucking brilliant. Other than the fact I was old it was like being teleported back to being 18 again.
>> No. 442780 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 12:35 am
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>>442778

Is it just me, or were there fewer and fewer 90s parties until early 2020? It seems like there were loads for years, but then they were tapering off since about 2015.
>> No. 442782 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 12:45 am
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>>442775

Usually at work the radio is on and playing either Absolute Radio 80s or 90s. I was just thinking recently that I can't wait for there to be a 00s station, surely it's coming. I like 90s stuff but my teen years were firmly in the 00s. I simply cannot wait to tell the work children about The Strokes.

>Why are you hanging around on tik tok watching teenagers?

It was linked by someone else on Facebook, honest.
>> No. 442783 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 6:53 am
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>>442763
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lou-ottens-cassette-tape-inventor-b1815501.html

What did you do?!
>> No. 442784 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 6:54 am
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>> No. 442785 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 9:56 am
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>>442782

There already are 00s stations, that's still the stuff that gets played on generic stations like Capital or Heart or whatever there is these days.

When I'm at work I'll put Kisstory on as a compromise with the younguns. It's still the beep boop dancey noise they like but every so often there will be a Prodigy or Basement Jaxx banger and I'll go "Ahh you lot don't remember this" and then do that thing where you surprise them by talking about your days getting fucked out of your bonce on pills, which always confuses younger ones because they always think they're the first generation to spend their weekends getting absolutely wrecked and they like to think the grown ups don't know what they get up to.

I'm only 30.
>> No. 442786 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 2:17 pm
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>>442785

What kind of keeps me from going to concerts of bands that were in their heyday when I was a younglad is the fact that their audiences nowadays are bound to be middle aged mums and dads. Sure, in your mind, you're probably 18 again in that moment and you reminisce about the time you saw that same band live in 1997, but one look around you will tell you that you're just as old as everybody else who is standing next to you.

Look at clips from more recent Take That concerts. It's all 40something mums nowadays, some of them with their teenage daughters.
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11th March 2021
Thursday 2:46 pm
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>>442786

Are they yummy mummies or scummy mummies?
>> No. 442788 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 3:35 pm
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>>442787

Do you really want to know.
>> No. 442789 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 4:12 pm
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I keep seeing Lindybeige nearly everywhere I go. I hope he doesn't think I'm stalking him.
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11th March 2021
Thursday 4:13 pm
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>Look at clips from more recent Take That concerts. It's all 40something mums nowadays, some of them with their teenage daughters.

Any fat-birds? Just planning the next .gs away day.
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11th March 2021
Thursday 4:24 pm
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>>442786

You are no different from your parents before you who thought they were still young and narcisticly believe their music was objectively better and would berate the young for not liking it, the only thing that could seperate you is self awareness of the cycle. Cue that quote from the Homerpalooza episode of that old TV show which no one under 25 remembers not being objectively awful.
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11th March 2021
Thursday 4:50 pm
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>>442791

>You are no different from your parents before you who thought they were still young and narcisticly believe their music was objectively better and would berate the young for not liking it

You actually have a point. I remember watching the video to Prodigy's Firestarter on MTV in the livingroom when I was still living with my parents, and my mum came in, took one look at the TV screen and said, "What is that godawful noise?". While nowadays, Firestarter is considered - by many middle-aged people around and just over 40 - to be one of the most iconic tracks ever of alternative/hardcore dance music.
>> No. 442793 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 11:33 pm
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>>442786
> but one look around you will tell you that you're just as old as everybody else who is standing next to you

The solution, as always, is to do enough pills that everyone around you looks young and beautiful.
>> No. 442794 Anonymous
12th March 2021
Friday 11:54 am
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I started a new team remotely during the pandemic and I'm just fucking useless. I can't stop fucking up.

The pandemic has blended my brain and it's completely fucking up my working ability which reflects bad on me. I've gone from being Uber confident and competent to an absolute idiot.

I don't know what it is specifically but being inside working in my flat all day is making me shit.
>> No. 442822 Anonymous
15th March 2021
Monday 2:48 pm
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>> No. 442823 Anonymous
15th March 2021
Monday 3:00 pm
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>>442794
Well go out for a walk at lunch.
>> No. 442824 Anonymous
15th March 2021
Monday 3:01 pm
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>>442822

Don't leave us hanging. Given up what?
>> No. 442826 Anonymous
15th March 2021
Monday 8:51 pm
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I don't know what to do with myself this evening. I'm not in the mood to play a game or watch anything nor do I want to do any work because I can't be arsed. I'll pre-empt your inevitable suggestion and go for a walk for the sake of it because at least it gets me out the house.

Another pointless day all-in-all.
>> No. 442827 Anonymous
15th March 2021
Monday 8:54 pm
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Was there anything particular you wanted to achieve today and didn't?

You could coerce yourself into doing something genuinely productive, or some life admin or budgeting or whatever. Doesn't sound like you'll enjoy anything tonight, might as well make the most of it. Or pop on some brainless tv interspersed with the odd wank.
>> No. 442828 Anonymous
15th March 2021
Monday 9:02 pm
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Walk-suggestion-lad here. Great call. I've just got in from a brisk 4.3m myself.
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15th March 2021
Monday 9:12 pm
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>Walk-suggestion-lad here. Great call. I've just got in from a brisk 4.3m myself.
I just had to climb 3 flights of stairs to go for a smoke.
>> No. 442830 Anonymous
15th March 2021
Monday 9:23 pm
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I've apparently developed an anxiety disorder. I don't even know what I'm anxious about, being anxious and depressed I guess, isn't that fucking stupid? Worrying about worrying.
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16th March 2021
Tuesday 12:43 am
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>>442827
>Was there anything particular you wanted to achieve today and didn't?

Not really, I did all the things on my to-do list at work but I think part of the problem is it was a slow day. Not that I'm complaining but I guess tonight I was ready to go out and have some new stimuli which isn't allowed.

>Doesn't sound like you'll enjoy anything tonight, might as well make the most of it

I actually enjoy my budgeting and keep it in perfect order thank you.

>>442830
Sign of the times. I recommend checking out Joe Pera if you haven't already, his whole appeal seems to be reducing anxiety rather than comedy in itself and he even wrote a book about hiding in the toilet because of it.

Someone should make a thread for media recommendations that help you cope with anxiety, maybe books too, I think we all need it these days just to sleep at night.
>> No. 442834 Anonymous
16th March 2021
Tuesday 8:31 am
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A lorry with "vacuum excavation" just pulled up outside. I'm not sure what that is exactly, but I bet it's really bloody loud.
>> No. 442841 Anonymous
16th March 2021
Tuesday 10:15 am
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>>442834
Since vacuum excavation replaces a lot of pneumatic drilling and backhoe operation, it should be quieter and a lot faster than the alternatives.
That said, it's not going to be silent. It's a truck sized vacuum cleaner with a nozzle they'll be ramming into a hole in the road. Just engage your inner 5-year-old and marvel at the big machines. It'll pass. Hopefully.
>> No. 442842 Anonymous
16th March 2021
Tuesday 10:22 am
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This sort of thing?

inb4 aussie hoover blowjob clip.
>> No. 442843 Anonymous
16th March 2021
Tuesday 11:15 am
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It was very quick and not that loud. I'd like to apologise to the vacuum extraction community for my rush to judgement.

>>442842
Yeah, just like that.
>> No. 442844 Anonymous
16th March 2021
Tuesday 11:35 pm
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I didn't do the vocational bit to become a barrister right after I got my law degree. Instead I pissed about on a Masters before getting a law-ish job to build up experience because I was frightened that I'd only get into debt and not find someone willing to take me on.

Things just fell into place from there as they often do. I now have a secure career that some people would give their left nut for which pays considerably more than a junior barrister can expect to earn -with a much better working environment on top. The thing is that it's still not what I set out to do when I was younger and now that I have enough to buy a house I feel like I'm at a crossroads, either use the money to buy a home and inevitably start a family or use that money to fund my training which carries risk, more work than you'd want and ultimately an uncertain future in terms of what I'd do.

I know the answer because my gut is telling me 'fuck that' - hence why I posted this in the feelings thread. I found a career that I'm good at and love my job. I'm in my 30s anyway so security is becoming more important and I simply give less of a fuck about all that spiel they fill young lawyers heads with. Maybe if they cracked immortality but then I suppose I'd have, theoretically, all the time in the world anyway. It's a strange feeling to make a conscious decision like that, committing the rest of my life in a way or at least accepting where the current has taken me. I guess I'll have to work harder if this is my identity now.
>> No. 442845 Anonymous
16th March 2021
Tuesday 11:55 pm
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>>442844

>The thing is that it's still not what I set out to do when I was younger

But do you still want to this now, that you're older? I wanted to be a pilot when I was younger but I'm sure as fuck not interested in doing it at 32, and I don't feel like I gave up on a dream or anything because I do not have the same desires as I did more than a decade ago, and there's nothing wrong with that.

You didn't once in your post say you actually still wanted to become a barrister - just that you used to and feel like you might miss out on something. If you are happy and comfortable in your work now, and you're not yet bumping your head against the wage ceiling in this current vocation, then the only logical reason to pursue further training would be that you have passion for it still. Do you?
>> No. 442846 Anonymous
17th March 2021
Wednesday 3:34 am
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>>442844
Seems like you already know the answer.
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17th March 2021
Wednesday 8:57 am
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>>442844

Are you happy? If yes then that's really all that matters.
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17th March 2021
Wednesday 2:46 pm
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>>442844

I don't know the career path, but I thought it was quite normal for would-be barristers to do a Masters, then get experience in a law-ish job, before applying for a pupillage. Considering your problem from the point of view of somebody who wanted to be a doctor, and has a good career but has at various points considered graduate drugs, each time I consider the finances - funding 4 years of uni, followed by shift work and a salary ~£30,000 - it's a straight "hell no", because it sets back other opportunities (eg. starting a family).

Boring stuff out the way, maybe your case is fundamentally different to mine, and you could recoup your earnings (and more?) over a reasonable time horizon. In that case I would take the more interesting work over "settling", every time. I have a friend who's a barrister and loves his job; the most appealing thing to me from the outside is that he's self-employed and has a degree of automony in choosing his cases. From what he said, you need a pretty specific, high-calibre profile to stand a chance at a pupillage, but I don't know if that's only if you want to work in particular areas of law (eg. corporate vs. criminal). Good luck!
>> No. 442851 Anonymous
17th March 2021
Wednesday 3:06 pm
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I feel overwhelmed.

I recently made a terrible career move that haunts me, my dog just died and I never got to say bye ( thanks Covid) and I'm just generally struggling

Everybody tells me it's temporary but it doesn't feel it
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17th March 2021
Wednesday 3:06 pm
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>>442851
I also can't talk about it because I feel I'm annoying everybody
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17th March 2021
Wednesday 3:10 pm
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>>442852
Well go on lad, we'll listen.
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17th March 2021
Wednesday 3:20 pm
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>>442853

Thank you it means a lot. On paper I have a good job, decent wage (mid forties) but not knowing what I want in life I feel constantly anxious and in the wrong direction

I'm leaving a graduate scheme for a job that's a grade below because I wanted the safety of knowing what job I'd have.

My life feels a mess. I am nowhere near where I want to be, in my late 20s, my dog just died, my parents sold the childhood home and Covid means I've not been back to say bye to either.

The only people that listen are my girlfriend and a close friend but I've bored them to tears and they say 'its not even that bad you have a job and a flat and savings it could be worse' but it feels irrelevant

I tried therapy but it's not the revelation I thought it would be and I'm so aimless. I've always been 'smart' so people think I'm on top of things but honestly I can't cope. Today I cried to myself in the morning as a grown adult and it doesn't feel it will get better.

I feel a bit of an implosion and I've never been the type, like I've lost a bit of control.

Everybody says it's not forever get over it if you don't like it change it but when you're hopeless and coming up 30 it doesn't really help.

Thanks for listening
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17th March 2021
Wednesday 3:34 pm
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>>442854

You mentioned that you have savings, and now that you also have security, perhaps you can leverage this into a longer-term career plan that will get you to a job that you'd find more fulfilling?

I'm also sorry about your dog, mate. I lost a 16 year old dog last year, and I never got to see him beforehand either. In a way I think it was better for me, because I hate saying goodbye, but I can understand how it would make some people feel very alienated and distant. It's silly, but I still can't look at pictures. Funny how animals can bring so much life and cohesiveness to an otherwise troubled household.

Try to remember your reasons for going back to the graduate scheme too, by the way, and that there are upsides to your decision. Try to take full advantage of those benefits in such a way that'll get you back on top of your life.

Also, I strongly suspect that sometimes the feeling of being out of control is due to a lack of connection to our daily lives, especially feeling physically "out of it". For me, personally, a good night of sleep can be the difference between feeling like "everything is out of control" or "all is right with the world".
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17th March 2021
Wednesday 3:37 pm
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Thank you anon, I'm really sorry about your dog. I feel guilt for not saying goodbye properly and not making the effort when I can, the usual regrets. Also for shouting when she ate my pizza but that's what dogs do I guess.

I think I just feel lost. I don't know what I want out of life, so without something to aim for I'm just flailing and everybody around me seems to have worked it out but me.

I sometimes think work doesn't matter I have health and work is work but most days it overwhelms me not knowing what I'm doing and feeling unsettled. It's like something always isn't right.

Appreciate your response, thank you
>> No. 442906 Anonymous
29th March 2021
Monday 3:36 pm
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Lots of people use subtitles these days. I don't know if it's because actors mumble these days or the background music and sound effects are too loud, but I know a lot of parents watch TV with subtitles on to help their kids learn to read.
>> No. 442907 Anonymous
29th March 2021
Monday 3:47 pm
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>>442906

Flatscreen TVs have absolutely terrible built-in speakers and not enough people buy a soundbar.
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29th March 2021
Monday 3:57 pm
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>>442856
You have a flat and a girlfriend and a good friend and savings and a good job. You're doing better than a lot of people. What are you actually anxious about? What do other people have figured out that you don't? Where do you actually want to be?

Generally, something is always going to be not right, you'll always want something better or different, and in the end nothing is actually totally satisfactory, you're not going to be able to make things perfect. Have you considered embracing Buddhism?
>> No. 442909 Anonymous
29th March 2021
Monday 4:06 pm
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>>442907

Sound bars are crap andall, what happened to the days where you'd have telly hooked up to the Hi-Fi and surround sound and all that.

The fact men don't devote the time to wire speaker cables around the edge of their living room and buy a collection of weird connectors to ensure you can have the sky box, DVD player and playstation all running through the same system is what's wrong with this country. It should be a requirement before they let you be a dad.

It makes me sad to imagine there are kids growing up these days who will never watch an Arnie movie far younger than they should be allowed to with booming surround sound pissing the neighbours off in the middle of the day, just because the modern British man is an emasculated weakling with no sense of self.
>> No. 442910 Anonymous
29th March 2021
Monday 4:29 pm
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Pretty nice day out - not too hot or too cold. Apparently tomorrow might even be called 'warm'.

I'm getting anxious because I know what's coming with the heat and insects. How effective are those UV light indoors for dealing with the mozzies? I'd fit a screen on the window only I'm moving out soonish.

>>442906
It's weird at first but can save you having to go back when an actor mumbles a line. Especially useful if you're watching it with someone who won't stop talking or if you're doing the washing up.

Best to get into the habit before you have children.
>> No. 442911 Anonymous
29th March 2021
Monday 4:34 pm
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>>442910
I swear my girlfriend deliberately picks the parts where you have to pay the most attention to start talking to me.
>> No. 442927 Anonymous
30th March 2021
Tuesday 6:35 pm
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>>442910

>insects

You're in luck, insect populations have seen a 75% decline in the past 25 years! Hopefully we'll be rid of the fuckers forever soon and face and apocalyptic trophic collapse.
>> No. 442928 Anonymous
30th March 2021
Tuesday 7:04 pm
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>>442910
23 degrees is a bit too warm for me. When I'm cooking anyway.

And so it begins.

>>442927
If humanity should perish after killing every last mosquito on Earth then I'd consider it a good trade. The octopus-people will thank us every time they leave a window open in summer without risk of letting a blood sucking parasite in.

Last year I developed an allergy to mosquito bites which precisely coincided with the little shits suddenly finding me delicious. Imagine spending all summer searching for mosquitos in your home before giving up and going to sleep, then being awoken by the familiar sound of bzzzzzzz by your ear. When you do finally smash one it's because they're drank so much so you also end up with a blood stain on the wall.
>> No. 443027 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 3:39 pm
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>> No. 443028 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 4:01 pm
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>>443027

I don't know if my penis has ever felt direct sunlight. I haven't worn shorts in at least 20 years and I don't own a single short-sleeved shirt.
>> No. 443029 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 5:52 pm
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>>443028
Never had a wee in the great outdoors?
>> No. 443030 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 6:00 pm
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>>443029

Only if "the great outdoors" includes back alleys. My chap has certainly felt the amber glow of street lights.
>> No. 443031 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 6:05 pm
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Fuck sake, DMX might die.
>> No. 443032 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 7:48 pm
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>>443030
Never pissed up a tree?
>> No. 443033 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 8:13 pm
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>>443032

Sadly not, my outdoor pissing career has been strictly urban and limited to after chucking-out time. It's possible I've had an early-morning outdoor wee on the way home from a club, rave or other all-night festivity, but you know what they say - if you can remember having a 5am piss behind a disused warehouse with an MDMA-shrivelled cock, you weren't really there.


>> No. 443034 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 8:51 pm
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I'm proud to say that my knob has seen the sun as recently as a couple of days ago, when I pissed in the springtime verdancy of Northumberland national park.

My bumhole has not seen sunlight for at least a year - I miss camping.
>> No. 443037 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 9:58 pm
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The bloke off of Philosophy Tube is a bird now. Quite fit, but still quite annoying.


>> No. 443038 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 10:04 pm
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>>443037

I met her when she was a him. Lovely person but no Lindsay.
>> No. 443039 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 10:09 pm
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>>443037

Was she always this posh?

I have no problem with changing your gender but talking posher is unforgivable.
>> No. 443040 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 10:35 pm
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>>443039
I dunno, I can't tell if she's also unconsciously slipping in an accent along with her 'girl voice'. Can you hear a different between it and a video from a few years ago, because I'm struggling to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiizNQcIrMo
>> No. 443041 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 10:42 pm
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>>443039
In this video they quite literally claim to be a potentially legitimate heir to the royal family
https://youtu.be/x2W7P3wGBI8?t=1175
or something along those lines it's been a while since I watched it. But yes, yes they are and have always been posh.
>> No. 443042 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 10:44 pm
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She talks about philosphy on YouTube for a living? Is she posh? Are you daft?
>> No. 443043 Anonymous
3rd April 2021
Saturday 11:28 pm
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>>443042
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
>> No. 443044 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 12:03 am
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>>443037

Who would have thought trained actors are the most convincing trans birds in the end, eh.

Also that observation someone made a bit ago about trans people seemingly always coming from not exactly disadvantaged backgrounds sort of seems to hold water.
>> No. 443045 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 12:59 am
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I was promised sleet and all kinds of grey horribleness this coming Monday, now it's just more sun. Crock of shit.
>> No. 443046 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:11 am
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>>443045
This country has gone to the dogs. I was looking forward to seeing some snow on Tuesday just for the novelty of it making my workday more interesting.
>> No. 443047 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:14 am
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>>443044
Perhaps trans people from working class backgrounds are less likely to be in a supportive or understanding environment that makes it easier to come out, or have the financial resources to fund their transition. Intersectionality.
>> No. 443048 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 2:18 am
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>>443047

This. If I told my original GP I was trans they'd probably have shrugged and prescribed me some of that banana flavoured antibiotic. And if you don't have the education to present your argument or don't have the money to buy your argument, a lot of people will be overlooked.

Fucks sake it really always is about class isn't it
>> No. 443050 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 4:29 pm
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Read to the end; your brain will fully melt.
>> No. 443051 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:03 pm
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>>443050

I don't see the problem. Good for them.
>> No. 443052 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:06 pm
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>>443050

Drug dealers are always on the ball with market trends, I find. used to chuckle at the promotional texts you'd get off dealers in the mid-2000s but again, it made perfect sense. If selling drugs wasn't illegal a lot of these people would be very successful and well respected businessfolk.
>> No. 443053 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 8:06 pm
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>>443051

It's not a problem, I just think it's hilarious that a drug dealer is more considerate than most multinational corporations. Back in my day they were all nutters with E30 beemers and snarling staffies; the idea of a sensitive, caring drug dealer would have been the punchline of a Harry Enfield sketch.

I think it's marvellous, but so utterly divorced from my instincts about how the world works that it makes me feel very old. It's like the first time I saw a couple of completely sober teenage lads hugging each other in public without any sense of irony or awkwardness - when I was their age, it would have been utterly unthinkable.
>> No. 443054 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 8:19 pm
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>>443053
>the idea of a sensitive, caring drug dealer would have been the punchline of a Harry Enfield sketch.
I've known some lovely drug dealers. Not as entrepreneurial as that one but genuinely thoughtful people. I imagine it varies for lots of reasons.
>> No. 443055 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 8:46 pm
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>>443054

I've known a lot of dealers, and I tend to find the sketchy ones don't last long, because if you can't even hide your sketchiness from your customers, you're likely going to get yourself nicked or robbed pretty quickly. The younger lads who talk like they're in a film I tended to avoid too, for similar reasons.

I suppose as a cheflad though, I had already worked with a lot of the guys I knew, or at least worked with someone who had worked with them. It was all very cosy.
>> No. 443056 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 8:50 pm
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>>443054

I've bought eighths of Black Leb and Thai Stick off some lovely lads, but in my (non-Bitcoin-based) drug buying days, coke dealers ran the full gamut from "deeply unpleasant" to "genuine psychopath".

Also home delivery seems like an absurd luxury to those of us who spent hours in a pub car park waiting for someone who was perpetually "just five minutes away".
>> No. 443057 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 10:21 pm
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>>443050
If I was some teenage girl stuck in some hellish county-lines nightmare existence, I would be shit-scared of being sent out to deliver drugs to every meth addict who insisted on buying their drugs specifically from a woman.
>> No. 443058 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 10:34 pm
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>>443057

I don't think hellish county-lines exist here, nor do meth addicts.
>> No. 443059 Anonymous
5th April 2021
Monday 7:21 am
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>>443058

Meth is a gay drug in this country, but we definitely have a huge county lines problem.


>> No. 443366 Anonymous
16th April 2021
Friday 9:57 am
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Air dehumidifiers/air purifiers snake oil or do they actually have noticeable benefits? I can imagine them being good for the likes of asthmatics but what about for regular people?
>> No. 443367 Anonymous
16th April 2021
Friday 10:05 am
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>>443366

Just get some spider plants mate.
>> No. 443368 Anonymous
16th April 2021
Friday 12:27 pm
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>>443367
Too many bad memories.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVHSbeFbRdQ
>> No. 443371 Anonymous
16th April 2021
Friday 6:38 pm
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>>443366
Dehumidifiers can lower the relative humidity in a room, so in that sense they work. At room temperature you need to remove about 2g/m³ of water to lower humidity by 10% (e.g. in a 4x4x2.5m room that's about 80g) which a proper powered one will do no problem. I'd avoid "passive" chemical dehumidifiers, on the other hand, are only useful in small spaces like cupboards unless you fancy changing them every few days. Fortunately, tools for measuring humidity are cheap so it's easy to verify their effectiveness.

Air purifiers on the other hand are tricky, there are a lot of products making all kinds of wild claims about their effectiveness, but measuring their results is more expensive and requires more specialist equipment. There are of course things you can do to improve air quality, if your hoover has a HEPA filter it's effectively doing that for example, but its harder to quantify what exactly makes air "more pure".
>> No. 443372 Anonymous
16th April 2021
Friday 6:52 pm
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>>443366
Dehumidifiers are good if you have a damp house, basically if you have a problem with condensation on walls and windows or mould patches. They're good if you often have to hang laundry up indoors to dry.
Don't bother with cheap ones, in this country you really need to pay a bit more for a powered desiccant dehumidifier as other types are virtually useless in cold-damp conditions.

Air purifiers as in ionisers/ion-generators are 95% snake oil. They do help eliminate smells and make a room more "fresh" feeling, but as they generate some ozone which is bad for your health it's best to leave one running on a timer when you're out of the house for a while.

Air purifiers with a physical HEPA filter are amazing if you buy a big enough one for the size of the house. They reduce build up of visible dust, get rid of viruses bacteria and mould spores that are in the air, and pollen which is good if you suffer allergies, as well as particulate pollution. They usually also have carbon filters included which get rid of VOCs, formaldehydes and other things like that. You might not notice the benefits of a HEPA filter day to day, but they should have at least a slight improvement on your general well being and health.
>> No. 443373 Anonymous
16th April 2021
Friday 7:11 pm
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>>443371

Pollens and spores are (relatively) large particles that don't actually require HEPA filtration. A G4 filter will catch more than 90% of those particles and an F7 filter will catch basically everything, plus substantial filtration of smoke and fine soot. Airflow is at least as important as filter effectiveness, because the filter can only work on the air being passed through it - it's no good filtering 99.999% of everything if the purifier unit has a piss-weak fan that barely moves any air.

If you're serious about indoor air quality, I'd suggest building your own. It really isn't difficult or expensive, you just need to strap a panel filter to a big fan. Industrial panel filters are cheaper and longer-lasting than the filters in domestic air purifiers, which are basically toys by comparison.

I can't say whether they make a meaningful difference in a typical domestic environment, but they work miracles in a workshop.

https://www.addfiltration.co.uk/


>> No. 443402 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 4:59 am
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>>443371
>>443372
>>443373
BigClive confirmed as one of us three:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK7sJq2E0bE
>> No. 443406 Anonymous
19th April 2021
Monday 3:10 am
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Neil Robertson really needs a haircut.
>> No. 443416 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 2:10 pm
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I just heard a recording of my own voice for the first time in about 6 years and I wasn't prepared for it. It's the change that has gotten me, more timid and middling but much clearer than I'd been led to believe.
>> No. 443420 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 3:24 pm
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I was watching Trip Hazard on Channel 4. It featured a B&B where you could pay £250 to spend the night in the stables, sharing your room with a horse. Do the owners not realise that people are going to fuck the horse? Are they OK with it? Did Channel 4 realise that they were basically advertising a horse brothel on national TV?
>> No. 443421 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 3:25 pm
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>>443420
>Do the owners not realise that people are going to fuck the horse?
I'm pretty sure they not only know but it's probably the intended purpose.
>> No. 443422 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 3:31 pm
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>>443420
>Do the owners not realise that people are going to fuck the horse?

I think you might've spent too long on the internet. Surely the owners would hear the horse getting fucked? Wouldn't a horse acting skittish because it's got a stranger alone with it at night be absolutely dangerous to go near?
>> No. 443423 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 3:46 pm
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>>443422

>A fun and completely unique stay in luxury self-catering stable, complete with a beautiful horse for company, set on a friendly farm in the Lake District.

>The ultimate in fun sleepovers, Stable Stays offers a unique opportunity for you to sleep in a cosy, self-catering stable, with a beautiful Friesian horse or a cute Shetland pony right by your side!

>there are plenty of luxuries on hand to help you get to know each-other a little better. These include scrumptious dinner and breakfast buckets for you to tempt your horsey companion with, and a top-quality grooming kit to keep them looking their best. (Just make sure you remember to get some sleep!)

Sickening.
>> No. 443424 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 4:04 pm
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>>443423
>grooming
See? They know people are fucking the horses.
>> No. 443425 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 4:18 pm
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>>443424
What would you do if your lass wanted to wank one off? Would you watch or would you tell her it's abuse or would you just leave her to it?
>> No. 443426 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 4:25 pm
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>>443425
Both, obviously.
>> No. 443427 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 4:27 pm
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>>443425

Stick a mask on her and film it. She has her fun, the horse gets tugged off, I get a few quid from a German pervert, everyone's happy.
>> No. 443428 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 4:46 pm
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>>443423
The most worrying thing about this is the child's bed.
>> No. 443429 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 5:03 pm
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See, I had a suspiscion there was some projection going on when I saw the horse shagging brought up.
>> No. 443430 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 6:57 pm
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It's my lucky day, apparently.

However, plenty of people like being near horses without it getting all sordid, you sick fucks.
And anyone who has much to do with the bastarding animals isn't going to find them sexy. This looks pretty niche.
>> No. 443431 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 7:12 pm
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>>443429
Seemed like it's attracting a lot of posters.

>>443430
Is that what I think it is, you dirty farmhand you?
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21st April 2021
Wednesday 7:15 pm
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>>443430

>However, plenty of people like being near horses without it getting all sordid, you sick fucks.

Just like Michael Jackson and the kids, aye?
>> No. 443433 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 7:35 pm
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>>443432
well, I'm a colossal pervert, and I don't find my horses remotely sexy. This is convenient, I guess.
I like being around them, and tending to them, but I've never even got a semi.
>> No. 443434 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 7:38 pm
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>>443433

I don't find horses sexy but I'd absolutely pay £250 to watch a lass get ruined by one for a night.

Luckily Bad Dragon has us covered though.
>> No. 443435 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 7:48 pm
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Careful now
>> No. 443436 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 8:35 pm
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>>443423
As long as the horse doesn't claim the top bunk, I'd be fine with it.
>> No. 443437 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 8:46 pm
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>>443434
Bad Dragon is fantastic. Having a lass who wants to use them is also fantastic. Thankfully she's never suggested pegging me with it.

Not that anyone asked, but in the interests of being careful, I know I'd have to be paid to wank off a horse, but I don't know how much. Probably a few hundred quid at least. I suppose you could pretend you were a centaur and were pulling yourself off, but then you'd need someone wanking you off at the same time. Maybe the farmer.
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21st April 2021
Wednesday 8:48 pm
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21st April 2021
Wednesday 9:59 pm
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>>443437
My cock's 6 inches in humid conditions, what's the point of even showing up for game day if she's gotten used to Cragthor the Unseemly's two foot (circumference) of fun? God, I wish I had a massive knob. It's basically a super power.
>> No. 443440 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 10:17 pm
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>>443439
He's using Cragthor on himself by the sound of it, the size of his own chap is irrelevant.

Don't they make cocksleeves, too? Sort of like a dildo for you to also fuck the other end of. I'm sure that's a thing.
>> No. 443441 Anonymous
21st April 2021
Wednesday 11:33 pm
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Listen I'm the resident furfag and even I think you lot are sick in the head. I'm sure you must know how damning of an indictment that is.

To be more philosophical: I bet bestiality is one of those fetishes like scat/filth play, where you might think you're into it and the idea of it seems highly arousing on a depraved come down coke wank odyssey, but if you ever actually tried it you'd immediately want to puke and bleach out the memory of it.

As for Bad Dragon: I wish they'd make something more elegant. Everything they make looks like it's got multiple tumours, and honestly none of them are a pleasurable shape to go up your arse. Not sure how they are for lassies, but I don't know a single (cis)woman who's got one.
>> No. 443451 Anonymous
22nd April 2021
Thursday 2:13 pm
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>>443439
Same here, I'd be happy with a slightly thicker 7 1/2 I think, much bigger and it would surely become more of an inconvenience. Maybe 8 at a push. As for the insecurity, she still prefers mine if she has the choice, but it's fun to involve the other toys.

And yeah they do sleeves, I've got one, bellend goes out the end so you still get sensation, and it's kind of like flashlight texture. Really fun, lass enjoys the knobbles.

>>443441
I'm not sure anyone here is actually promoting the act. I remember the videos I saw as a teen were quite depressing, it's something where the fantasy and the reality are very distinct.

As for the design, I guess that's basically unavoidable due to the knobbles and bumps and texture that is meant to be pleasurable. Lass likes them, likes getting knotted, so I guess it's just a difference between the butt and the vag.

If you go on /r/baddragon, it's mostly women and then a surprising amount of mtf, plus some men. I'm a bit surprised you don't know any ciswomen who have one, maybe they're just turned off by the idea or don't know about it. I know a few lasses who have one or two.
>> No. 443453 Anonymous
22nd April 2021
Thursday 4:28 pm
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There aren't enough hours in the day for someone (with a great big pile of miserable shit for brains) like me.
>> No. 443455 Anonymous
22nd April 2021
Thursday 11:27 pm
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>>443451

>If you go on /r/baddragon, it's mostly women and then a surprising amount of mtf, plus some men. I'm a bit surprised you don't know any ciswomen who have one, maybe they're just turned off by the idea or don't know about it. I know a few lasses who have one or two.

I try to avoid any sort of sexual parts of rudgewick, honestly. If you've ever been to a Fetlife munch and found it a bit spergy for comfort, I feel as if sex rudgewick is full of the people who couldn't even fit in there.

In my experience, anyway, it's 100% gay blokes and mtfs. And I'm not sure why you thought the mtf part was particularly surprising considering they're always massive deviants.

This is a completely irrational and nonsensical statement but it's amusing so I'll share it anyway, but it's a strong enough trend I've noticed that the idea of a heterosexual cis woman having a bad dragon toy has the same subconscious associations, for me, as when you see a straight bird in a gay club "because gays are such a laugh!"
>> No. 443465 Anonymous
24th April 2021
Saturday 12:39 am
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Imagine a parallel universe where gorillas rule the Earth and they kept making movies about a giant naked human.
>> No. 443485 Anonymous
26th April 2021
Monday 11:41 am
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I went to two supermarkets and two one pound shops in search of plastic straws to clean my mechanical keyboard, but had to settle on getting the paper variety. Turns out the government banned plastic straws back in October 2020.
>> No. 443486 Anonymous
26th April 2021
Monday 11:54 am
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>>443485
If you're willing to risk prison Amazon still has 'em.
>> No. 443487 Anonymous
26th April 2021
Monday 12:07 pm
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>>443485
Where you been?

Surely there must be something similar you can use. Like those 'spudger' things.
>> No. 443488 Anonymous
26th April 2021
Monday 3:41 pm
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I had to wait in all day for some bullshit and tomorrow the weather's going to hell so no nice long walk in the Sun for this dickhead.
>> No. 443490 Anonymous
26th April 2021
Monday 4:55 pm
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I did a walk earlier and it was bollocks. The wind is a bit nippy and cuts right through a jumper but if you put a thin coat on over your get too warm.
>> No. 443491 Anonymous
26th April 2021
Monday 6:57 pm
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>>443487
>Where you been?
I did notice that KFC switched to paper straws but I thought it was a KFC-only thing. I only have it once in a blue moon and I don't go to other fast food places (the logic being that I can easily make a tasty burger at home but fried chicken is too much faffing about).

The paper straws ended up working out alright, although I had to use six of them because the ends would start fraying.
>> No. 443494 Anonymous
28th April 2021
Wednesday 12:21 am
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I mildly fancy one of the girls at my local supermarket. She can't be much younger than me which is a bit sus but she seems good at what she does and takes no shit from people trying to cheat the self-service.

Probably for the best that I leave this one as a fantasy.
>> No. 443495 Anonymous
28th April 2021
Wednesday 12:39 am
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I'm in the process of being offered a job elsewhere, while simultaneously being up for a contract renewal / promotion where I currently work. I very much intend to take the other job, but it won't be available for a couple more months.

I'm stewing pretty much 24/7 on the whole process. I want to tell my supervisors that I plan to leave after this contract so we can tailor what I'm doing to make the most of my time here, but I also realise it's a massive leap of faith to initiate that process before the other job is officially available.

It's causing me a lot of grief.
>> No. 443496 Anonymous
28th April 2021
Wednesday 2:49 am
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>>443495

Of I were you I'd keep quiet about the new offer until you've all but signed the contract. Your old job will find someone else to fill your role before your chair has even gone cold. Don't loose any sleep on their behalf.
>> No. 443497 Anonymous
28th April 2021
Wednesday 9:12 am
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>>443495
If its any small consolation, I am in a very similar boat. Almost have dream job and want to tell work where to go, it's a nightmare.
>> No. 443504 Anonymous
29th April 2021
Thursday 12:54 am
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>>443496
That's probably going to be my approach. Unfortunately I'm beholden to bureaucracy with both employers, so keeping it schtum at least means I've got a job here if the other place falls through.

>>443497
The irony here is that up until working here for the last 18 months, this *was* my dream job. Fingers crossed for you and yours.
>> No. 443505 Anonymous
29th April 2021
Thursday 1:01 am
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England's shit.
>> No. 443506 Anonymous
29th April 2021
Thursday 6:44 am
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I think people on twitter complaining about non black people wearing cornrows or dreads might finally be the thing that turns me racist.

Americans have no fucking perspective
>> No. 443507 Anonymous
29th April 2021
Thursday 7:20 am
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>>443506
Says the idiot obsessing with them over some utter shite. You are an American, you waste of skin.
>> No. 443508 Anonymous
29th April 2021
Thursday 7:39 am
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>>443506
What it should do it is turn you against reading twitter.
>> No. 443509 Anonymous
29th April 2021
Thursday 7:43 am
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>>443507

Obsessing is a stretch for idly scrolling through a feed, but point taken. Yeehaw.
>> No. 443510 Anonymous
29th April 2021
Thursday 7:47 am
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Twitter should be for Vorderposting only.
>> No. 443522 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 10:01 am
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Flag weirdos down the street have lowered said flag to half mast again. I'm assuming it's in solidarity with Noel Clarke.
>> No. 443523 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 10:05 am
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>>443522
I remember there being a lot of flags up around here during the football and the following year but none since lockdown.
>> No. 443524 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 10:09 am
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>>443522

Maybe they're Jewish flag weirdos.
>> No. 443525 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 10:33 am
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Is it okay to design and propose a new national operation mostly because you decided when you were drunk that you wanted an HGV licence and work could pay for it since you'd have to do training for the rollout? It'll actually save us money and give us greater overall control of our scheduling, but it really is just because I want to buy a car transporter but didn't want to pay two grand to learn how to drive it. I think I'm in too deep. Why am I like this and why has nobody noticed I'm a child.
>> No. 443526 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 10:45 am
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>>443525
It's okay - I also want an HGV licence and if I could figure out a way to get my work to pay for it, I would too.
>> No. 443529 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 11:09 am
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>>443526

I do envy the older lot who have this all grandfathered in. I have to do a test just to tow a trailer over about a tonne.
>> No. 443530 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 11:24 am
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>>443526
Yeah, I also want HGV and forklift tickets, and would happily organise business reasons for them if at all plausible. I can get training for all sorts of things, but there's just no reason at all for these.
You're doing a fine thing.
>> No. 443541 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 2:45 am
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I'm going to be offered my bosses job this month. Or rather it'll be coronation whether I like it or not. Not too happy about this. Think endless meetings, reading dry essays and long hours for money I don't really need at the cost of my work/wank balance. To top it off, while I lead on areas all the time and solve problems, I strongly dislike management hierarchy. I really just want everyone to fuck off and leave me alone frankly which is coincidentally when I do my best work.

Maybe that's how I'll swing it, I'll take the job but refuse to have any subordinates so I never have time. I'll power through the work through sheer force of rage and not having to deal with any accountability or office management. Despite my whinging I'd also resign if they tried to slot someone else into the spot above me. Being lazy yet competitive is a curse.
>> No. 443542 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 3:03 am
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>>443541
I feel your pain.
>> No. 443546 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 12:54 pm
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>>443530
I was lucky to get my work to organise my trailer license and I got my LGV as well. All because like twice in the past 5 years I have had to transport some equipment.

It's annoying because if I passed my test 3 months earlier I wouldn't need to do them. Instead I was among the first lot to do the theory test, which was just a pen and paper multiple choice test that took me 15 minutes to blast through.
>> No. 443589 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 11:32 pm
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Just shat my sleep schedual through a bin bag by "having a nap" earlier in the evening. Five hours is way too long for a quick kip though, that's a full on sleep, men have won wars having slept fewer hours than that.

Also do you need a car to go to the tip or can you just rock up with a bag of old crap on foot, like a tramp who just found out about Marie Kondo? God, that's a dated reference.
>> No. 443590 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 11:50 pm
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>>443589
My local tips don't need a car, but you do need to book at the moment; if you're on foot though, I doubt you're bringing that much so I'm sure you could blag it.
>> No. 443598 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 3:14 pm
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>>443589
I have visited my local tip on a bicycle that I then threw away at said tip.
>> No. 445507 Anonymous
6th August 2021
Friday 1:19 pm
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Could humans regularly be around 7' tall in a few hundred years?
>> No. 445508 Anonymous
6th August 2021
Friday 1:45 pm
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>>445507
Not without some sort of genetic interference.
>> No. 445509 Anonymous
6th August 2021
Friday 2:30 pm
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>>445508
or if we're all living on the moon / somewhere else low-G
>> No. 445510 Anonymous
6th August 2021
Friday 2:33 pm
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>>445507
Let's hope not - people who are shorter appear to live longer.
>> No. 445701 Anonymous
15th August 2021
Sunday 4:14 pm
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People like mood lighting
People like music to go with a mood
People like to be comfortable when they go out
People like to be able to hear one-another talk

So why don't we see clubs trying to play more elevator-style music. I bet it would be ace and easy to dance to. You could approach a woman by talking about the weather and local traffic.

>> No. 445702 Anonymous
15th August 2021
Sunday 4:16 pm
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>>445701
Drinks. You wouldn't buy that many drinks.
>> No. 445704 Anonymous
15th August 2021
Sunday 4:29 pm
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>>445702
Exactly - most of these venues are just an excuse to get drunk/off your face - I would be happy to do that to normcore or elevator music, but it's an essential element of the dating and going-out process.
>> No. 445706 Anonymous
15th August 2021
Sunday 4:34 pm
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>>445704

Yeah there are studies which show a linear relationship between music volume in bars and alcohol volume purchased. If you can have a conversation, you're drinking less.
>> No. 445707 Anonymous
15th August 2021
Sunday 4:38 pm
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>>445701

Club owners do not care if you have a good time, they are looking to extract as much money as possible from you.
>> No. 445710 Anonymous
15th August 2021
Sunday 5:56 pm
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>>445707

Agreed, but people tend to go to clubs in which they have an enjoyable time.
>> No. 445718 Anonymous
16th August 2021
Monday 11:32 am
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>>445710

Totally agree, but I wish I could convince the owners of these venues that it would be a better long-term investment. I personally have no idea whether it's more profitable to try and fleece many people who roll in once for a shit night out, or to try and build up a clientele of regular customers, but I too would prefer the latter.
>> No. 445720 Anonymous
16th August 2021
Monday 1:35 pm
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>>445718
I suspect if you do it will slowly turn into a bar/pub style affair but who knows, like you suggest there's no way of knowing. There are probably all sorts of novel ways of running a club and some that might actually be a really good night but we'll never see it because nightclub owners are scumbags who only want generic shagged out clubs and there's probably not the money for ideas from any honest characters.

It's a shame we can't run civilisation again and steal all their good ideas.
>> No. 445721 Anonymous
16th August 2021
Monday 2:17 pm
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>>445720
Every nightclub or pub owner I have ever met is a cynical, grumpy bastard; I think it goes with the territory.
>> No. 445722 Anonymous
16th August 2021
Monday 3:05 pm
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>>445721
I think that goes for every job. I don't think I've met a single person that actually likes their customers. When I worked for the council I think the people in the council tax team hated people on benefits more than the most ardent tabloid reader because dealing with those little scamps every day turned them incredibly jaded and cynical.
>> No. 445723 Anonymous
16th August 2021
Monday 3:50 pm
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>> No. 445724 Anonymous
16th August 2021
Monday 5:13 pm
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>>445723
That's an absolutely excellent example of the genre.
>> No. 445727 Anonymous
16th August 2021
Monday 5:59 pm
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>>445724

"It's a pity people coudnae just come in, gie you £40 and piss off" is peak grumpy landlord.
>> No. 445976 Anonymous
31st August 2021
Tuesday 8:14 am
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Years and years ago there was hysteria about deep vein thrombosis and it was always in the news but you never hear about it at all these days.
>> No. 445978 Anonymous
31st August 2021
Tuesday 1:05 pm
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>>445727
I fully agree with this sentiment. 90% of the public are cunts when they've had a drink, which is an increase on 85% when they haven't.

Honestly nothing better than turning the telly and music off and sitting down with a pint without any shoes on after putting up with knobheads for 12 hours solid.

Never worked in a club before, but I can imagine that your dealings with the public are primarily serving booze and then people having blazing rows over the change from a fiver because they can't understand pound a pint doesn't extend to expensive brandies, but with none of the in-between of the mind numbing, inane shite people insist on sharing every single day that you get in a pub, just pulling pints and telling thickos they don't understand promotions.
>> No. 445984 Anonymous
1st September 2021
Wednesday 1:06 pm
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>>445976

That's just because none of us are flying in planes anymore...
>> No. 446612 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 10:23 am
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How long have M&Ms been using the same advert? It feels like I've watched the "now the biting makes sense!" advert for the best part of 20 years.
>> No. 446624 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 12:15 pm
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>>446612
The earliest references I can find to it are from 2016, so half a decade at least.
>> No. 446625 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 12:16 pm
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>>446612
I, for one, don't watch adverts.
>> No. 446634 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 1:27 pm
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>>446612
More importantly, why is the yellow M&M hiding in the cupboard? It must be a cuckoldry thing, but this is never addressed.
>> No. 446635 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 1:47 pm
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>>446634
I think he's a peanut M&M.
>> No. 446641 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 6:46 pm
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>>446634
I seem to think they had a bit of an ongoing storyline with them which just stopped.
>> No. 446915 Anonymous
12th October 2021
Tuesday 6:45 pm
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If prices go up with inflation does this mean that in a hundred years or whatever a minimum wage salary would eventually reach £100,000 or would they decide to reset everything at some point to stop it getting out of control?
>> No. 446916 Anonymous
12th October 2021
Tuesday 6:54 pm
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>>446915
That's exactly how inflation works, and why the Bank of England are desperate to control it; the only tool they have is interest rates.
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12th October 2021
Tuesday 6:57 pm
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>>446915

A hundred years ago, the average weekly wage was about £4.

Countries do occasionally "reset" their currencies, but usually only as an act of desperation when they're suffering from uncontrollable hyperinflation.
>> No. 446918 Anonymous
12th October 2021
Tuesday 7:05 pm
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>>446916

It's worth pointing out that a small amount of inflation is generally a good thing, hence most central banks targeting a rate of about 2%. You don't want people desperately getting rid of money as soon as they get it, but you also don't want people clinging on to money rather than spending or investing it.
>> No. 446920 Anonymous
13th October 2021
Wednesday 2:11 am
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>>446918

Also, there is a bit of an inversely proportional relation between inflation and unemployment. Simply put, when inflation goes up, unemployment tends to go down. It has to do with producers of goods seeing an incentive to expand production when they believe prices for their products will continue to rise, because rising prices will mean bigger and sooner returns on their investment. An increase in production will generally mean you need to hire more work, which makes unemployment go down. More employment means people will have more money to spend on goods, which increases demand and again drives up prices.

Deflation, on the other hand, will discourage producers from increasing production or even keeping it at a steady level, which means an increasing number of people are laid off and become unemployed, with less money to spend, which can then cause prices to slip even further.
>> No. 447745 Anonymous
12th November 2021
Friday 6:09 pm
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My son's been hit by a car. He's with his mum in A&E and they're awaiting x-rays but it doesn't sound like it's too serious. I feel like I'm going to throw up and my head keeps spinning. Is there any effective way to shake this off or do I just have to ride it out?
>> No. 447747 Anonymous
12th November 2021
Friday 6:19 pm
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>>447745
Ah, fuck! It's horrible when a pet gets hurt, let alone your kid (I imagine).
Angry ranting about cars being the devil's work may help?
But really, I think you have to accept you'll be in turmoil for a while.
No help at all, waste of electrons, sorry. Hope it's all ok.
>> No. 447754 Anonymous
12th November 2021
Friday 7:01 pm
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>>447747
Thanks, lad. They're keeping him in for observations for another hour or so because he banged his head, hopefully it's knocked some sense into him.
>> No. 447758 Anonymous
12th November 2021
Friday 8:12 pm
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>>447745
Breath.
As a long-term sufferer of anxiety, I'm very familiar with the sick and spinning feeling you mean, and by far the best way to keep on top of it is just to focus on nice slow deep breaths from your diaphragm.

Slightly more of a placebo perhaps but I've also found that just sucking sweets helps keep away the feeling of throwing up.
>> No. 447995 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 10:02 am
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I am going to post my reviews of Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custards assorted flavour powders here, since a while back I ordered a bag of unflavoured unsweetened Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custard and a pack of assorted Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custard flavour sachets.
Since it's that time of the year I used the Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custard pumpkin spice flavour, the smell of it is absolutely overpowering, but when you actually taste it, it's incredibly bland. Just maybe it makes the Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custard taste a little bit like cinnamon.
>> No. 448012 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 10:23 pm
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>>447995

> Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custards assorted flavour powders

I'm intrigued.
>> No. 448334 Anonymous
12th December 2021
Sunday 10:38 am
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What do people who don't pick their nose do when they get a bogey up there?
>> No. 448335 Anonymous
12th December 2021
Sunday 11:03 am
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>>448334
Lie.
>> No. 448336 Anonymous
12th December 2021
Sunday 1:06 pm
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>>448334

Instead of having a good old archaeological dig for several minutes, displaying your Pica disorder and rolling it around between your thumb and index finger to sap out the excess moisture, then having a good old chew on it as if it were a floor sweeping from a Wine Gums factory... You could use sleight of hand with a pocket tissue.
>> No. 448785 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 8:59 am
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Can animals burp? I know they can fart and sneeze but I've no idea if they can burp or get hiccups.
>> No. 448786 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 9:12 am
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>>448785
Yeah, of course. That's how most methane escapes cows and sheep from what I understand.
>> No. 448787 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 9:27 am
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>>448785
My dog certainly burps and hiccups. My sheep burp, I haven't seen them hiccup. Not sure you can extrapolate to all mammals, but that, plus cows and people, covers a fair few variations.
>> No. 448788 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 9:28 am
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>>448785

They can, it just doesn't sound like a human burp due to anatomical differences. I've witnessed my dog burp on many occasions.
>> No. 448789 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 9:31 am
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>>448787
Tell me about your sheep.
>> No. 448792 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 10:19 am
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>>448789 They are a small misfit flock, castoffs from a friend who started with a flock of randoms then went commercial. They range from tiny but devious through midsized tank-like unstoppables to massive Texels. Just pets, all girls, I'm not breeding from (or with) them, or planning to eat them unless things get really hairy.
They're fantastic, and I wish I could spend more time with them, they just don't give a fuck, it's inspiring and delightful. I built them a new field shelter over Christmas and, surprisingly, they do go in from time to time. I also built them some hard standing out concrete blocks, and they don't seem to have gone lame from the mud (yet) this year, so that's nice.
Thinking about it, those wooly fuckers are probably keeping me sane in a somewhat annoying life.
>> No. 448802 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 7:14 pm
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>>448785

My girlfriend insists she can't burp, but she can, I've seen and heard her do it. But she always insists she can't. It's really weird. She has quite a few really contrived "unique" traits like that, come to think of it.

I honestly think she's autistic. She's off for an ADHD assessment next month and, I'm going to laugh my arse off when they send her back saying "Nah, you've just got a good case of the 'bergers, soz." But of course they will be wrong, and she'll keep trying until she gets the one she does want; because having mental health is cool, unless it's autism. That's like being smelly and having bad teeth.

But yeah lots of animals can burp, they just don't eat or drink things that make them prone to it like we do.
>> No. 448803 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 7:46 pm
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>>448802
It sounds like she's teeing up an alibi for any future salacious allegations that may come her way.
>> No. 448804 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 7:54 pm
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Apparently cats don't burp because they breathe more through their noses than their mouths, but they can get hiccups.
>> No. 448805 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 8:54 pm
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>>448802
One of my university housemates could not burp, or vomit. Then one night, while very drunk, he did burp and came to find me and tell me about it. So I'm sure she can, but perhaps not in the same way as others, and not as easily. I would willingly believe her.

Does she spend a lot of time online? I have a theory that people who are online a lot, like me (I'm weird too), are more passionate about having traits that make them unique, because they spend most of their time surrounded by everyone else in the world and that can really do a number on your sense of self.
>> No. 448806 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 10:18 pm
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I really want to hatefuck Katherine Ryan. Something about her smug, preachy attitude and fake bimbo face.
>> No. 448807 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 10:31 pm
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>>448806
Stop saying smug, smug doesn't mean anything anymore except "they disagree with me about something". I think I made this exact post two months ago, but I'll keep doing it until I'm obeyed or one of us is killed.
>> No. 448808 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 10:46 pm
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>>448806
>Something about her smug, preachy attitude and fake bimbo face

I know that feeling well.
>> No. 448809 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 10:49 pm
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>>448807
Stop changing the subject, I would very much like if this thread became about rattling Katherine Ryan's bones. Her disgustingly vacant voice and extensive plastic surgery just does it for me.
>> No. 448810 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 10:56 pm
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>>448807

>smug doesn't mean anything anymore

Yes it does. Don't be so daft.

Look, this is my smug camel. What can a camel possibly disagree with you about? And yet he is, undeniably, smug.
>> No. 448811 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 11:51 pm
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>>448809
Katherine Ryan is very intelligent and funny - I like her very much, not sure about the hatefuck.

Now this one, Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos fraud fame - she is just naughty and I can't help by fancy/plan my next caper with her. The voice is just an extra.
>> No. 448812 Anonymous
5th January 2022
Wednesday 11:58 pm
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>>448811

>Katherine Ryan is very intelligent and funny

Being Canadian, she's not as vacuously exuberant as many Murrikin women, but I would hesitate to call her intelligent. Most of the interest in her is probably based on her still looking like a shagable 25 year old although she is well into her late 30s.
>> No. 448813 Anonymous
6th January 2022
Thursday 12:14 am
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>>448812
> late 30s.

I'm in my fifties - she looks fucking hot to me. Also, it's quite difficult to be actually funny, in on the joke, without being intelligent. She strikes me as a clever bird.
>> No. 448814 Anonymous
6th January 2022
Thursday 1:33 am
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>>448813

Which kind of proves my point. She is a dream shag for middle aged men who would like to go a lot younger but can't quite pull actual 25 year olds anymore.

I don't mean that as an insult to you, because I am also in middle age (40ish), and getting somebody under 30 interested in you is a trick that becomes more difficult to pull off with every year that passes.
>> No. 448815 Anonymous
6th January 2022
Thursday 1:58 am
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I'm on holiday this week but it doesn't feel like I've been able to recuperate at all. Partly that's because we've just had Christmas but also because I can't seem to unwind, I wish I'd stayed at home and taken a proper week to live the NEET life I really want.

>>448806
>>448807
For me, ARE Katherine is one of the most stereotypical London girls you get. You'll know the sort if you live the city; she does articles for some shit like Bloomberg or has her own online magazine, does vaguely arty stuff within very predefined and safe bounds, usually lives across the river in a more suburban bit.

I want to fuck her because I know she will be an utter bore to talk to, probably pretentious too if you get her in the mood, but that she will absolutely suck your dick like a pro.
>> No. 448952 Anonymous
11th January 2022
Tuesday 4:44 pm
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I've not liked playing xbox (or getting into it properly) for years now and I got given an old xbox one as a present a few years ago.

I've always had it, but mainly to play the odd game when bored every few months for an hour or use it for apps.

I randomly downloaded Halo on Game Pass and I've never liked Halo but I've actually really enjoyed it and it's slightly reignited that nice escapism games used to give.

Strangely happy about this.
>> No. 450252 Anonymous
27th March 2022
Sunday 12:13 pm
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FROMAGE FRAIS IS CHEESE RATHER THAN YOGHURT.
>> No. 450254 Anonymous
27th March 2022
Sunday 6:52 pm
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>>450252
That seems like it should be obvious from the name.
>> No. 450255 Anonymous
27th March 2022
Sunday 7:00 pm
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>>450254
It's French. They call potatoes after apples and all sorts of weird shit.
>> No. 450264 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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What do you reckon Dick & Dom are up to these days?
>> No. 450265 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 9:26 pm
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>>450264
They were on Celebrity Weakest Link over Christmas. Dick voted Dom off and he was really angry. As you would be, since I remember Dominic Wood as a magician on Children's BBC in the mid-'90s before Dick & Dom were an act, but I don't remember Richard McCourt as anything other than Dom's sidekick. It's like Cher being voted off by Sonny.
>> No. 450267 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 10:10 pm
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>>450265
IIRC Dick was originally a continuity presenter on CBBC, Dom was on it once as a result of being on another show, they hit it off and became a double act.

Apparently they're mainly doing DJ work these days to earn a crust.
>> No. 450268 Anonymous
29th March 2022
Tuesday 10:26 pm
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>>450264

Butlins, Student Unions, maybe a bit of Uber driving.
>> No. 450423 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 1:03 am
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I feel far more apathetic, politically speaking, than I ever have done before. Even if we got rid of a Conservative government obsessed with whoring the country to the remorseless tide of global capital, they’d only be back in a decade or so to start all over. Plus it’s not like Labour would have reversed the damage in that time, meaning we’ve got a one step forward two steps back situation at best. I don’t mean to politicise the thread, but that’s where I’m at when I’m not being unbearably paranoid about my health.
>> No. 450427 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 8:05 am
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>>450423
Jez was the last chance for anything genuinely different.
>> No. 450432 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 10:09 am
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>>450423
What we really need is another world war to kickstart a bit of progress.
>> No. 450433 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 10:21 am
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>>450264
Asking rudimentary arithmetic questions on twitter

https://twitter.com/dickndom/status/1511248040627163139
>> No. 450507 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 3:58 am
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I saw an old mate today that I hadn't seen for close to 10 years. You 'know when life gets in the way but even after all those years you immediately fall back into the old dynamic from your 20s and it's like you had only seen each other yesterday.

Fucking hell she's gotten old though, it shocked me when I saw her because I was still expecting the same young face from back then. Looking around and everyone has gotten old, my parents should've been a giveaway but they just did that thing where they turned into doddering pensioners immediately on retirement, now I see people my age have wrinkles and they're not just laughter lines. I don't like it, send everyone back to how it was back then. And ban mumble-rap because it's not music at all.
>> No. 450514 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 11:28 am
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>>450507
Yesterday, a pornographic website I was perusing described a woman younger than me as a MILF. That has always been one of my red lines for age. When you're older than MILFs, you're old.
>> No. 450515 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 11:34 am
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>>450514
That could be anything from 21 up.
>> No. 450519 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 2:10 pm
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>>450507
I get ever more depressed as the sweet spot of around 17 sinks further away into the past. The days of MSN, Myspace, the PS2 and actually having friends in person rather than just the odd chat on Facebook.
>> No. 450522 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 4:35 pm
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>>450519
Have you tried taking up rock climbing?
>> No. 450523 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 4:54 pm
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>>450515

Straight from "teen" to MILF with nothing in between. I've occasionally seen performers alternate between the two.
>> No. 450524 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 4:57 pm
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>>450507

I know how you feel, but then again, I think there's a bright side to it all too. Though I'll grant it depends on your circumstances and your life decisions. I'm in my early 30s, I'm one of the single lads there seem to be a few of right now. But contrary to all my expectations, I seem to be batting well above my weight compared to the last time I was single in my mid 20s.

The impression I get is that the things I was insecure about as a younger lad have turned into advantages over the last few years. I was always very slender, never exactly the manliest of men, and I wished I was a bit bigger and 'arder because lasses seem to like that better. But nowadays, my lanky build and effeminate features puts me ahead of the pack, because while I'm turning into quite the handsome devil, most other lads my age range are starting to pack on the beer bellies and going thin up top.

And just beyond looks- I used to feel like I'd missed out on the whole settling down, buying a house, having kids, all that noise. Of course I'm still aiming to buy a house some time soon, but I'm glad I never got myself tied down earlier on. Nobody I know who went down that route so early on in their life seems properly happy about it.

Things just seems to have a way of working out if you don't stress too much about it all. I am often put in mind of the teachings of taoism. The way does nothing, yet nothing is left undone.
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8th April 2022
Friday 5:07 pm
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>>450524
I'm 36 but I still don't really feel "adult".
My son is 6 and I still dread having to talk to his teacher, or the people on the phone for Electric, Water etc.
>> No. 450530 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 3:42 am
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You are all a bunch of milquetoast faggots who never lived. I'd suggest killing yourself but there's nothing to kill.
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9th April 2022
Saturday 5:02 am
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>>450530
Go on then, big man. Show us how it’s done.
>> No. 450534 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 5:59 am
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>>450530

I reckon it's fairly safe to say, given you're posting here, that I've taken more drugs than you would imagine possible and shagged fitter birds than you could ever dream of.

That might not fit what you consider a definition of having "lived" and dismiss it, but then, therein lies the philosophical problem with your statement. I might look enviously at the lads in the stocks and shares threads and wish I had been more responsible with my youth, instead of living the hedonistic lifestyle I did. If I'd been more like those lads I might have a nice semi-detached with a conservatory to wear my slippers and read the broadsheets in.

But nevertheless, I sleep quite soundly at night knowing I've slung my muck up more eastern European fitties without having to pay for it than any of them ever have.
>> No. 450535 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 7:44 am
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>>450534

That's a very odd thing to say, particularly when at least one of us has shagged Connie Huq, and the rest of us are into obese women.

My number is bigger than yours, though
>> No. 450537 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 7:57 am
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Filipino crossdresser flaked out at the last minute. At this rate I'll never enrich anyone with my beefy loads.
>> No. 450538 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 8:27 am
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>>450534

>I reckon it's fairly safe to say, given you're posting here, that I've taken more drugs than you would imagine possible and shagged fitter birds than you could ever dream of.

That's really not a safe bet to make on that basis.
>> No. 450542 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 11:35 am
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>>450524
That's not really what I meant though. Getting older is one thing to come to terms with, even if I'd trade everything to be 19 again. What I don't like is seeing is my mates suffering from the machinations of Father Time.

>I seem to be batting well above my weight

Average. AVERAGE.

>>450534
You can invest in stocks and shares even on a modest income. Your risk tolerance will be different but the ups and downs will remind you of the ribcage on one of those greyhounds you've been shagging.
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9th April 2022
Saturday 12:09 pm
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>>448336
>Pica disorder
I used to eat long strands of thread until one day they must have tied a knot against my stomache, pulled and gave a pain so great i fell to my knees and fainted. It took a few minutes to recover - I thought I'd had a heart attack.

>>448792
I've heard goats are pretty much a guaranteed profitable investment (at least in the US) and that banks readily hand out loans for goat farming. Any idea if this is true, and why? I wouldn't mind learning to run a modest homestead/farm by myself and wonder if this is a good way to get into it.
>> No. 450583 Anonymous
10th April 2022
Sunday 10:53 am
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>>450542
>Average. AVERAGE.

Mixed metaphors are always amusing to me. But yes, you can punch above your weight in boxing or you can bat above your average in cricket or baseball.
>> No. 450584 Anonymous
10th April 2022
Sunday 12:52 pm
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I reyt need a poo.
>> No. 450589 Anonymous
10th April 2022
Sunday 5:04 pm
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>>450583

My Golf skills will always be below par. Don't even bother asking me how shit I am at Darts and Snooker.
>> No. 450598 Anonymous
10th April 2022
Sunday 10:53 pm
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Percent
Latin: Per cent = for 100
i.e. 260 / 100 x 12 = 15.6 = 12 per cent ex 260
& = Et

Never noticed that before.
>> No. 450599 Anonymous
10th April 2022
Sunday 10:57 pm
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>>450598

What's the percentage of Neon Tetras vs Guppies in your tanks Broh
>> No. 450600 Anonymous
10th April 2022
Sunday 11:57 pm
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>>450598
Remember, "quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur" is a motto to live by.
>> No. 450601 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 11:56 am
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This Morbius film looks to be the cultural turn against Jared Leto I've been hoping for for so long now.
>> No. 450603 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 2:19 pm
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>>450598
Were you raised by wolves?
>> No. 450604 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 2:24 pm
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>>450603
It was good enough for Romulus and Remus, so it's good enough for any of us.
>> No. 450605 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 2:57 pm
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>>450604

According to this lad it's better than living among humans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcos_Rodr%C3%ADguez_Pantoja
>> No. 450606 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 4:01 pm
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>>450601
It can't be any worse than his Suicide Squad Joker. In that instance he ruined a classic character. With Morbius, there are probably only 10 people in the world who give a fuck about Michael Morbius.
>> No. 450608 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 4:41 pm
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>>450606
Yeah, but he was still considered a worthwhile actor after that. I've disliked him ever since I watched him suck the air out of each of his scenes in Blade Runner 2049. He's a pants actor, he just has long hair and that seems to be enough to set you apart in the Reich of normalcy that is Hollywood.

I bet he's one of them sex perverts too.
>> No. 450613 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 5:30 pm
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>>450608

It's not about if you're any good of an actor or not. You can get by in Hollywood with all the acting abilities of a 2x4 as long as you have a market to appeal to.

Jared Leto is the kind f actor who's successful because a certain type of bird fancy him. For him it's women who were alternative/emos/goths as teenagers in the noughties; which makes sense when you consider his acting career spring-boarded from his success as the singer in the band Thirty Seconds to Mars.

I've only ever heard one song by them, which an American girl sent me over MSN when I was about 15, along with some pictures of her tits, and some kind of farming tool ( long rubber nipple thing for feeding calves, I think) she used to masturbate with. The song was shit.
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11th April 2022
Monday 7:18 pm
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>>450608
>I bet he's one of them sex perverts too.

He has his own island in Croatia where 'fans' join him for month stays where they call him 'prophet' as he sashays about in robes and totally doesn't have sex with all the women.
>> No. 450618 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 7:50 pm
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>>450616
He seems like the kind of wanker who would try to frame this is participatory performance art.
>> No. 451905 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 5:14 pm
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I don't like dumping people. Everyone takes it well but I always find it makes me reflective and drained, you'd think it was just the opportunity loss but in reality I think it's because the people I'm dumping are almost never bad people and really it's all my fault that I'm hurting them because I don't see them as enough for a long-term relationship. I know of course the other road is worse where I continue in a doomed relationship for greed but I only become resentful in those situations.

The picture also reminded me that I'm mad that Seth casted another young woman he's screwing in his passion project. I don't know if he's doing it on purpose given the theme of the show but it's certainly unprofessional and odd.
>> No. 451907 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 9:45 pm
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There was a program on Radio 4 as I was driving home, and because Radio 4 is literally nothing but highly privileged upper middle class women whinging about bollocks nowadays, there was a program about women bird watchers talking about how it feels to be a woman bird watcher going out bird watching alone as a woman who is female and a woman.

Normally that's fine but they honestly started to sound really, for lack of a better word, prejudiced, at points. I try to let idpol shite roll off my back and not get to me, but the way these women were talking about men was frankly exactly like a racist talks about black/Asian etc people. They spent the first ten minutes going on about how they love being alone in nature and the solitude and peace of it all, then unironically swerved into how uncomfortable and creeped out they feel when they encounter a man, on his own, presumably just doing exactly the same thing. They were talking about how he should behave to make himself appear the least threatening, saying he should smile "but not a creepy smile", saying men should consider crossing the road if they see a woman coming, so she feels less intimidated. That sort of thing. Just imagine saying that about black people.

Fuck right off. These kinds of women are just vile, prejudiced, hysterical neurotics and I really hate that they are given such cultural sway within our institutions and establishment. It really disheartens me, honestly, that I have grown up being taught to treat women fairly and respectfully and all that, and I try my best, but this is nevertheless how they think of you in return. And I know it's not all women, by any means, and I know the usual counterargument is "oh but if you're one of the good ones they don't mean you!" or "then that's why you should encourage other men to be more respectful!" or some other kind of mental pig slurry, but that doesn't stop it being a load of shite.

Anyway soz for the rant, it just got under my skin a bit because I like going for a walk, and there's nothing moaning bints like this won't try and make me feel guilty about is there.
>> No. 451908 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 10:04 pm
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>>451907

But she saw a penis! If strong, confident, capable women are to do something as dangerous as going for a walk, then it's the responsibility of all men to provide constant reassurance (but not too much reassurance) that they aren't going to flop their sausage out.
>> No. 451909 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 10:21 pm
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>>451908

I must have missed that part while I was ordering my drive through, what happened? Did a wild penis jump out of a bush at her in a national park and instill lifelong trauma?

Because if so then I retract everything I said (but instead I now think it's justified to hate asian people because of that time Abdul in my DT class gave me a black eye in year 8.)
>> No. 451911 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 11:00 pm
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>>451907
Can you think of some reasons why a lone woman in a forest coming across a strange man would make her a little bit irrational?
>> No. 451914 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 11:38 pm
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>>451909

She got flashed. Obviously that's not nice, but she wasn't physically attacked or threatened. She has every right to feel afraid, but it isn't going to help if the only thing we ever talk about is how women should feel afraid and there's nothing they can do to feel less scared.

>>451911

At the time, of course. If the argument is that women are so absolutely terrified at all times that they can't be expected to maintain a rational discourse, then that isn't exactly a win for fishing.

I think there's a pseudo-fisherperson industry that relies on stoking fear and infantilising women, a sort of left-wing version of the scaremongering headlines in The Mail and The Express about cancer and hoodies and immigrants and wokery. Rather than advancing evidence-based policies to reduce crime and trying to improve the resilience of women, they're advancing the argument that any amount of crime against women is indicative of an intolerably whale poacheric society. Telling non-rapey men how to "make women feel safer" (i.e. signal to women that they aren't rapists) doesn't actually change the amount of rape and might just give tips to rapists.

Every lad I knew growing up got his head kicked in at least once, but there's not a constant barrage of scare stories about how young men can't walk the streets. The majority of murder victims are male, the overwhelming majority of people killed by the police are male, but nobody is arguing that the Metropolitan Police is institutionally misandrist. So much of contemporary fisherperson dialogue is rooted in the whale poacheric notion that women are fragile and powerless and need constant protection from any possible misfortune.

Both of my mums are completely bewildered at how fishing went from dungarees, Doc Martens and direct action at Greenham Common to whatever the hell this is.
>> No. 451915 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 11:48 pm
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They might think less of you because you're cruising and spread rumours around the parish?

All joking aside context matters and much like I wouldn't pick the urinal next to another bloke unless there was no other choice, there's a certain distance I would maintain and expect others to maintain. If we're both walking along a popoular canal, a well known public path, or a touristy town route them's then beans. We're both here, oh, isn't that awkward, polite hello, etc.

If I'm off the beaten path, or if I'm generally in a place where you have no reason to be near me, I'll assume you're here for the same reason I am: to be left alone so we should keep some distance, or at least hail from some distance with "Hullo!" and wait for a positive response (no response is "stay away") before approaching. If no positive response is received... don't approach. Similar applies in a built-up area. Yes, I know, it's 6am and we're both just trying to get to work, but you and I both know the distance to keep. And if you're with a friend, your distance from an individual scales linearly with the number of friends you are with.

So no, I cannot imagine why a woman would become irrational, I would argue that it would be a perfectly rational response given the risk/reward ratio. So as empathtic humans (I'm bad at that, but trying to learn) maybe giving the other person space if it's no real effort on your part is worth doing?
>> No. 451917 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 11:58 pm
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I know it doesn't make any sense at all to us, but just assume that seeing an unexpected penis is the absolute most terrifying thing that can possibly happen to a woman. I don't know why they're like this, but they are. Unexpected penises are like that old gif of the Asian woman who yawns and a giant spider crawls out of her mouth. They're absolute day-ruiners, and there's nothing you can do. There are probably things men do which women don't understand either.
>> No. 451919 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 12:23 am
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>>451907
Men are overwhelmingly more violent and dangerous than women. You can pretend otherwise, but the entirety of human history points to there being something dark and almost totally unspoken within male sexuality. fisherpersons blame it on socialisation, but I do not think that is a rigorous enough explaination. Most of us control it, but there are a great many of us will beat our spouses, take sexual advantage of women we don't know, ignore pleas to stop or otherwise engage in menacing and mendacious behavior towards women. Given the mountain of evidence that men can and do pose a threat, it would be irrational and illogical for women not to feel defensive when confronted with an unknown man in an isolated location. I met two Liverpudlian lads who thought I was mad for happily walking down a pitch black country lane. Why? Because in a city like Liverpool walking into the pitch black was a riskier proposition than where I had grown up. I do not think they were prejudiced against other Scousers, it was simply a rational reaction based on their experiences. Most women have been sexually harassed (don't just take my word for it, ask them) and if they themselves have not been the victim of gender based violence, it is almost a certainty another woman they know will have been. Of course this does not mean every man is a threat, but when practically every woman has been victimised in some way, it is only sane to assume that she could be made a victim at any moment of vulnerability.

However, I too share your uncomfortableness at this perception. Just this weekend I walked by a teenager-ish aged girl in the late afternoon, on a path not many people use. Perhaps I am reading too much into the situation, but when I wandered by her and mumbled "hi", she did not exactly seem at ease with my presence, and even less so when I reappeared heading right after mistakingly taking a left out of the kissing gate at the end of this particular section of path. The possibility that I induced a sense of fear or nervousness within her is of no joy to me, indeed I find it faintly unsettling. But, without wanting to sound overly dramatic, I do not think that it is as unsettling as the thought that sexual assault is a constant threat. When I was 14 adult men didn't stop their car at the bus stop and photograph me, when I've been out drinking no bloke ever tried to bundle me into a cab to go to an unknown location before my friends stopped him, and I've never had a partner spring a "roid rage" induced beating on me only to then kick me out of my own home for several days, nor has any man I've known had anything remotely like that happen to them. However, women I've known have. I don't tell you this to shame you or score internet argument points, I can't offer you any advice on what we as individuals can do about it, but these are, some, not all, but some, of the realities of how interactions between men and women go.
>> No. 451920 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 12:39 am
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>>451919
This all makes perfect sense, but again, remember that if you talked that way about black people, it would be unacceptable. Come to think of it, I don't think I have ever been threatened or harassed by black people. eskimos, yes, but never black people. Of course, "black people" as a group in society aren't really the same sort of group as "men" are, so it's kind of a false equivalence, but nevertheless, a lot of the backlash against these discussions of privilege come from people for whom white privilege or male privilege really hasn't delivered what it's meant to (wealth, power, the ability to always get your way) while the conversations still assign them the downsides of privilege, such as blind hatred from sanctimonious bitches on Radio 4.
>> No. 451923 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 2:06 am
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>>451919

Well this is the thing. I grew up in the sort of place where it was, to put it mildly, ill advised to go for a wander by yorself after dark. Much like the often cited example where any woman knows at least one woman who has been assaulted, I can't think of a single lad from my peer group as a youth who hasn't had some kind of violent encounter growing up.

Thing is I don't even want to get into the discussion of why or how, if it's something genetically predisposing men to violence or we live in a society or just all the bollock juice running through our brain jelly making us act like savage apes, because that's not the point. It really isn't. Any human you meet in daily life has the potential to be a derranged psycho jukie who will stab you with a HIV needle, or escaped mental lunatic who will peel your face off, but you don't go about assuming everyone is. That would be no way to live. It would be nonsensical.

The reason we don't talk about how every lad (or at last one lad you know) has had an enounter with a group of thugs coming home from the pub at night is the same reason women shouldn't spend every moment in fear that any man they walk past might be a rapist. Beyond some point, you just have to accept and understand that it's a thing that can happen, and while you can take reasonable common sense steps to stop it from happenning, that's just one of the risks you're taking by choosing to open the door and go outside. Just like getting hit by a car or catching the latest pandemic.

That's not to trivialise the risk of it happenning, and I certainly empathise that it's a particularly traumatic and frightening thing to have happen to you, but you know. I supose all I'm saying is I really don't think it does them any good to obsess over it constantly like this, and it certainly doesn't help in terms of fostering better relations between the genders.
>> No. 451924 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 11:54 am
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You know what would make women feel safer? Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. Saudi Arabia has less violence against women in their society.
>> No. 451925 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 1:12 pm
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>>451924
Remember that any statistics like that are based on the crimes being reported, and if you can control and oppress any group of people enough, eventually you don't have to listen to them reporting crimes any more.

You're probably aware of this, of course. I just wanted to reply to see if the word that got filtered was Shamanism.
>> No. 451938 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 12:31 am
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I like to spend my time naked at home. I wouldn't say that I'm a nudist but if its warm enough to get away with it then I don't see why I should wear clothes - I bet everyone would do it if they could. Obviously I put a towel down on the computer chair to avoid any accidental skidders.

Can't believe it's going to be the longest day in a couple weeks. Christmas doesn't seem that long ago at all.
>> No. 451939 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 1:25 am
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>>451938
I never get dressed on Sundays now. Sunday is the day I do all my washing and Monday is the day I get clean clothes out for the week, so if I wash my clothes on Sunday afternoon and don't wear anything, I am blessed with a brief time when I don't have any dirty washing at all. I wear a dressing gown, but I don't know how often you're meant to wash dressing gowns.

>>451924
>>451925
Maybe the filtered word was Sharia, or Sharia law?
>> No. 451940 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 4:02 am
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>>451938

I live alone, I could definitely be naked 90% of the time I am home, but I just feel more comfortable woth clothes on. Don't get me wrong, I'll waddle about in a half open dressing gown with my cock entirely out, or just have boxers on, maybe just pj bottoms or a tshirt, but wandering about fully naked just makes me feel like I've gotten lost on the way to the shower.

I don't think it's a body image thing, either, I'm gorgeous.
>> No. 451941 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 10:42 am
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Home nudism, reactionary politics, revisiting all the music you listened to as a teenager, obsessing over large women, you lot are measurably turning into old men.
>> No. 451942 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 10:45 am
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>>451941
Wasn't the discussions on balding, erectile disfunction and wetting the bed enough of a clue?
>> No. 451943 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 11:09 am
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>>451942
Calm down granddad, reruns of The Young Ones are on.
>> No. 451947 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 4:16 pm
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>>451942

Coupled with the rampant shed enthusiasm, it should have been.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20B0A4sFRo4
>> No. 452151 Anonymous
21st June 2022
Tuesday 6:03 pm
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I turned off the age barriers on my dating profile and now I'm getting bombarded with likes from older women in their late-30s and 40s. Sadly I've now realised that it's not nearly as sordid as I like to think given I'm also in my 30s.
>> No. 454845 Anonymous
22nd October 2022
Saturday 3:41 pm
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Why do weebs like Asian women? I know they're obsessed with Japanese culture, but anime girls usually have huge eyes and look fuck all like actual Japanese womenfolk.
>> No. 454846 Anonymous
22nd October 2022
Saturday 6:05 pm
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>>454845

I think it's more that they have the idea in their head that they are submissive, have more "traditional" values, etc.

It appeals to men who are priced out of the market, so to speak, in a western world where fishing and progressive gender attitudes have made women into much more picky mates (not that I'm implying this is an inherently better way).

Personally I do find them hot, I'm not a weeb, but there's something about them. The more demure attitude is definitely something to do with it, that makes the teasing and flirting game a lot stronger. I find it's always hotter when you discover someone shy and reserved has a strong sexuality than when that sexuality more overt, personally.
>> No. 454848 Anonymous
22nd October 2022
Saturday 7:38 pm
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>>454846
>someone shy and reserved
This is probably it, to be honest. Everyone wants someone who's like them. I want someone who will love me and I'm willing to compromise on a lot of things to get that, but if I was choosing a theoretical perfect partner, I would want a woman who is as lonely and afraid of the opposite sex as I am. A weeaboo who lacks the patrician taste in fat middle-aged women that I am blessed with, but who is just as pathetic as me in other ways, would almost certainly want a terrified nervous virgin who is also young and skinny and sexy, and that's what the stereotypical Japanese woman is.
>> No. 454849 Anonymous
23rd October 2022
Sunday 12:46 am
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I'm an awful prick, I hate someone like me. I'd hate someone who liked me even more.
>> No. 454914 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 1:10 am
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Y'know when people are offended by an BRILLIANT joke, like usually the ones based on a bit of a stereotype or targeting a particular demographic to make an observation about. It occurs to me that the level or indignation caused by such a joke is nearly always directly correlated with the accuracy of the observation/stereotype.

The people who are most vocally outraged are not offended because you're saying something false about them that makes them look bad, but because you're drawing attention to something they recognise in themselves, but would rather not confront.

In short I think if you get someone's knickers in a twist with a flippant remark, you were probably bang on the money.
>> No. 454915 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 1:05 am
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>>454914
Yeah, when everyone's saying you're wrong and a dickhead, that means you're the most correct. It makes total sense! I should go and have a word with whoever marked my georgraphy GCSE, that E meant I did label the glacial valley correctly after all.
>> No. 454916 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 2:52 am
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>>454915

Well, with offended people it's usually a vocal minority, not everyone. The majority of people have a sense of humour.

There again though, it's not like the human history is littered with examples of the majority of people agreeing about things, castigating the minority who dare to dissent, and then turning out to have been totally, incontrovertibly wrong.

I'm not Galileo or anything, all I said is "goth girls usually have daddy issues", but I'm pretty sure the situation is comparable.
>> No. 454917 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 7:14 am
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>>454914
It means they're sensitive about it. Which can be because it's true or it can be because arseholes keep stereotyping them, or even for all sorts of other reasons that are no less valid just because we can't pull them out of our arses. That "it must be true" logic is just how dickheads try to justify being dickheads, telling themselves it must be okay to upset people because of they're upset it must be true, QED. It's not, you're a dickhead.
>> No. 454918 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 8:19 am
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I LOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKHEAD
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DICKHEADS TOO
>> No. 454919 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 9:20 am
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>>454918

CAN WE RENAME /B/ from "RANDOM" TO "SHOREDITCH-ON-INTERNET"?
>> No. 454920 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 9:21 am
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>>454919
>from

Fuck, my brilliance slipped. You get the idea though.
>> No. 454921 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 10:12 am
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>>454919
What a timely reference that would be.
>> No. 454922 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 10:47 am
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>>454921

Yes, a dated, overplayed reference would not fit on britfa at all.
>> No. 454923 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 10:49 am
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>>454922
>overplayed reference

You can barely make sense of anything on .gs because almost every post is full of meme spouting.

Now if you don't mind me, I'm off to smash some crabs with a brick before having a hearty fisherman's breakfast.
>> No. 454924 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 10:56 am
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>>454923
Don't forget to sniff a few bicycle seats on your way there.
>> No. 454925 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 11:06 am
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>>454921>>454922

Know your roots, innit.
>> No. 454927 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 1:24 pm
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There's always going to be some dickhead out there who thinks you're a dickhead. You might as well just be a dickhead and not worry about what some other dickhead thinks.

Dickhead is a great word.
>> No. 454928 Anonymous
30th October 2022
Sunday 2:18 pm
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>>454927

I don't really trust anyone who isn't at least very occasionally a dickhead. If nobody ever thinks you're a dickhead you're either one of those people who needs everyone to like them so will try really hard to never be on the wrong side of anyone, or you're a really good sociopath. Or you're just boring.
>> No. 455949 Anonymous
8th January 2023
Sunday 8:51 pm
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Alright, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? It's Japanese so it's fermented, which apparently means it smells like a mixture of wine and gone off food. It also tastes like arse compared with normal Chinese soy sauce.
>> No. 455950 Anonymous
8th January 2023
Sunday 9:01 pm
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>>455949

All soy sauce is fermented. Different brands have different ratios of salt, wheat and soy beans, with presumably different cultivars of the second two, and one of two strains of aspergillus. Three if you count Tamari.
>> No. 455951 Anonymous
8th January 2023
Sunday 9:58 pm
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>>455950
Well, this one is fermented to taste like arse.
>> No. 455952 Anonymous
8th January 2023
Sunday 10:27 pm
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>>455951
It's the one they serve in almost every Asian restaurant so I don't know what it is you're used to.
>> No. 455953 Anonymous
8th January 2023
Sunday 10:56 pm
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>>455952
Chinese soy sauce.
>> No. 455954 Anonymous
8th January 2023
Sunday 11:33 pm
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>>455949

You normally can't really go wrong with Kikkoman. It's the biggest Japanese brand and they've been doing it for a long time. Maybe it's just yours that's off.

If you really want something that smells off by default, try fish sauce. It's the closest thing to Roman garum that we have today, and unless you really know how to use it, it smells and tastes absolutely rank.
>> No. 455955 Anonymous
9th January 2023
Monday 12:02 am
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>>455953

Does your Kikkoman bottle say tamari on it?
>> No. 455958 Anonymous
9th January 2023
Monday 10:46 am
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>>455955
Not that I can see.
>> No. 455959 Anonymous
9th January 2023
Monday 1:43 pm
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>>455958
Are you used to the more viscous and syruppy stuff?

Doing some reading, the differencs between Japanese and Chinese soy sauce could be that the Chinese stuff is thicker because they add sugar/molasses to it, or that it's 100% soy whereas Japanese soy sauce is typically ~50% wheat/grains.
>> No. 457813 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 5:39 pm
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How does standard deviation in the size of animals compare to humans.

I mean, humans are typically somewhere between 5'4" and 6'2" and there'll be outliers beyond that. If I see someone who is 5'4" I know from looking at them they're a shortage, with similar logic applying to tall people. I can't do that with a horse. I know you get tiny Shetland ponies and big shire horses, but if I saw the standard breed of horses you see in fields in this country I wouldn't think "that's a big horse" or "that's a little horse" as I'd just think "that's a horse". You can measure horses with your hands but I don't think I'd be able to tell how many hands a horse is from sight, nor would I know what counts as big for a horse and what's little for a horse. Same with border collies. I don't think I've ever thought "that border collie is on the small side" yet I can differentiate between a 5'4" person and a 6'2" person easily.
>> No. 457814 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 6:29 pm
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>>457813

As you point out, guess it depends hugely on breed. We spend most of our time amongst other people and a few animals, but you may get a sense of this if you got to know a species and their various breeds very well.

Another big factor with other big mammals is that they tend to have greater sexual dimorphism than humans, especially other big primates.
>> No. 457815 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 6:42 pm
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I've somehow, accidentally, become a sort of hippy minimalist without the branding or desire to rub it in people's faces (apart from this post here of course).

My first job out of uni involved me driving an hour and 20 minutes each way because I was a desperate grad happy to take the first step on the ladder. I thought that was just how life was, that you spent time commuting for ages, come back home and then order shit off Amazon to numb the pain.

It's not far off a decade later and through part circumstance part luck I now walk to work nearly every day and don't own a car, take public transport everywhere if needed and I tend to be quite minimalist, I have an ok phone, an 8 year old laptop, and I don't really buy much in terms of things to own.

I also am weirdly passionate about how car centric design makes our suburbs/cities grim, how it contributes to the obesity and loneliness crisis and just how much better our country would be if people had better spaces to walk and cycle more.

I earn relatively little, but because I buy fuck all I can still tuck away about a grand a month in savings after rent and bills and costs, and I get lots of satisfaction plugging away into my investments after having relatively little until about 25/26 I'm now up to a healthy house deposit and about 100k worth of pension.

Nobody really cares, but if you look at me I'm just a generic office bloke but I realise my footprint is probably tinier than like 90% of others in the country but I'm also just not actively trying. I do wish people were more mindful though in general of waste, I see people buy bottled water at work everyday instead of just buying a ten pound reusable bottle and filling it up with the work delicious filtered cold water (same goes for just bringing your own reuseable coffee cup instead of throwing one or two plastic ones away every day).
>> No. 457832 Anonymous
8th May 2023
Monday 6:27 pm
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>>457815
I hate to ruin your boasting but you're severely underestimating just how poor this country is. You also ought to rethink what it is you're doing with your life, it doesn't sound like your maximising your income, experiencing life, chasing girls or generally working on yourself.

Twenty's plenty, any % over that and you're just being daft.
>> No. 457861 Anonymous
9th May 2023
Tuesday 6:33 pm
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>>457832

Having a girlfriend is an expensive fucking business. I sometimes wish I were single for that alone.

Like, not in terms of having to buy her things or shower her with gifts in order to gain access to the pussy, that's not what I mean. But just how you're always going to be going places and doing things together, drinks one night, dinner out another night, and it all adds up.

If I was single I could spend my weekends locked inside alternating between e621Pornhub and this place every hour or two, and have ten grand in the bank by this time next year no problem.
>> No. 457943 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 4:27 pm
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I just found some floor Toblerone. I have no idea how long it's been there, but it looked a bit dark and it smelled bad. I'm not gonna eat it but it got me curious. With cheese you can cut off the outside layer if it's gone a bit funky and the inside should be okay. Can you do the same with chocolate?
>> No. 457944 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 4:36 pm
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>>457943
I don't think chocolate goes mouldy, usually. My understanding is that if it's got pale bits on the surface it's fat leeching through, so it shouldn't be an issue if you eat it. However, eating floor food is obviously bad so good on you for resisting your baser urges.
>> No. 457947 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 6:00 pm
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>>457832
No I'm not maximising my income, but that's the point, I still get by. I work on myself every day, although not perfect, both physically and mentally. I also have a girlfriend. What causes such a negative post? It's not a boast, more just a self observation which is what I thought this thread was about.
>> No. 457953 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 10:00 pm
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I think I've figured out a way to have infinite carrots.

When you top and tail it if you keep the carrot top and plant it then the green part will keep growing, which will eventually flower and then seed. Plant the seeds and you'll end up with more carrots. When you eat those, plant the tops again for more seeds. Infinite carrots. You could solve world hunger like this.
>> No. 457954 Anonymous
14th May 2023
Sunday 10:07 pm
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>>457953


>> No. 457959 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 9:15 am
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I find it worrying how I am but a thin thread away from just giving in at times.

I find it incredible that life often follows the path of job, work, don't mess up for 30 years whilst you pay the mortgage, retire and die. Somehow I keep getting up for work in the morning though.
>> No. 457960 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 9:37 am
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>>457959

Right there with you. I am acutely aware that the threat of destitution is being used to coerce me into certain behaviours and that my decently-paid job is essentially a bribe to accept this state of affairs.

The future could be different.
>> No. 457964 Anonymous
15th May 2023
Monday 1:21 pm
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>>457959
That's capitalism mate. Find your own way to rebel or agitate for change. Don't give up, that's what they want you to do.
>> No. 457995 Anonymous
17th May 2023
Wednesday 8:58 am
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1. Something about the weather warming up has made me incredibly horny.
2. Lately I've been seeing around an indigenous Central American woman when I ride on the tube sometimes. She's absolutely stunning. Her smile is gorgeous. I can't help but catch glances of her and maybe it's my dick talking but she sometimes looks over at me. I would very much like to talk to her and see if she wanted to go on a date sometime but I know there's no way to do this, maybe I'll catch her eye, smile and hopefully she smiles back.

Sometime last year I saw on app on the tube advertising a service for missed connections and I scoffed at it but look at me now.
>> No. 458000 Anonymous
17th May 2023
Wednesday 2:38 pm
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I made jerk chicken for lunch and one hour later I can already feel it burning a hole in my stomach. I used to be able to handle spicy foods but my relationship to heat is now a reverse R Kelly lyric: my body's telling me no, but my mind's telling me yes.
>> No. 458001 Anonymous
17th May 2023
Wednesday 3:08 pm
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>>458000
I wonder if jerk jerky exists.
>> No. 458002 Anonymous
17th May 2023
Wednesday 3:33 pm
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>>457995
Good luck, man. Sometimes it is your dick talking, but sometimes he knows best, not often at all, but it does happen.
>> No. 458066 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 8:18 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?v=-QBgnWXwXWM
If never watched Evangelion, but this resonates.
>> No. 458084 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 10:36 pm
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I prefer a nice medium cheddar, actually. Mature is overrated, and usually it's just overcompensating with "strength" to cover up the fact it's just not a very good cheese.

I think it's similar with a lot of things. Coffee comes to mind. I do like a strong dark roast, but I think it's often just a marketing thing. It's easy to sell people the idea that they're a discerning consumer that way, not just some casual pleb.
>> No. 458120 Anonymous
23rd May 2023
Tuesday 3:35 pm
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This HBO situation has only strengthened my already firm belief that all those who work in marketing must be destroyed.

>>458084
Spot on about Cheddar. The mild stuff cook better too, I think.
>> No. 458121 Anonymous
23rd May 2023
Tuesday 5:23 pm
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>>458120
What has HBO done?
>> No. 458124 Anonymous
23rd May 2023
Tuesday 6:14 pm
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>>458121
What hasn't HBO done?
>> No. 458598 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 11:39 am
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I LOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKHEAD
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DICKHEADS TOO
>> No. 459025 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 7:07 pm
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It feels like a lot of my childhood was spent watching people on gameshows putting sausage meat through machines. Kids these days don't know what they're missing out on.
>> No. 459026 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 8:31 pm
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What's the minimum amount of money you'd accept to shit yourself in a public place? I think I'd accept £400 as long as I wasn't too far from home.
>> No. 459027 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 8:35 pm
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If I can get a tram home, and therefore go home without sitting down, probably £1000. I consider that a lowball figure, but then, £400 wouldn't really make any difference to my personal circumstances and I am very lazy. I wouldn't get out of bed for less than £100. Perhaps I would shit the bed for £500.
>> No. 459028 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 10:00 pm
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>>459027

I feel like shitting the bed is worse than shitting your kecks. It just makes me think of that scene out of Trainspotting.
>> No. 459039 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 1:01 pm
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>>459028
There's literally a mattress, complete with freshly shit bed sheets been dumped in the highstreet of my town.
>> No. 459040 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 1:05 pm
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>>459039
Are you sure it's not dried period blood?
>> No. 459041 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 1:08 pm
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>>459040
Yes, see >>459033
>> No. 459044 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 3:27 pm
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>>459041
Nah, those marks are deffo period blood.
>> No. 459051 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:27 am
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You ever feel like getting in touch with your ex again? I'm not going to but I just noticed that one is still on my calls list on Whatsapp so I could and was thinking about her the other day.

The mind is a treacherous thing.
>> No. 459052 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:36 am
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>>459051
If you're going to do it, after midnight on a weekday is a perfect time.
>> No. 459053 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:06 pm
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>>459051
I suppose it depends why you broke up.
>> No. 459075 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 12:02 pm
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>>459051
Piss in her DMs. What's the worst that could happen?
>> No. 459113 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 1:07 pm
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I'm becoming more and more like my dad than I'd like to admit. If I end up getting so angry I have to call the local radio station to have a rant on air I'll know I'm too far gone.
>> No. 459141 Anonymous
25th July 2023
Tuesday 5:13 pm
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Do you lads shampoo your pubes in the shower?
>> No. 459143 Anonymous
25th July 2023
Tuesday 5:29 pm
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>>459141

I don't have any hair on my head, but my shower gel says it's "3-in-1 for face, body and hair". I haven't noticed my pubes lacking in body or shine, but I do keep them clipped fairly short.
>> No. 459145 Anonymous
25th July 2023
Tuesday 5:35 pm
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>>459141
I've noticed my pubes have a crisper feel if I shampoo before I use shower gel, my arse stays fresher for longer if I shampoo my arse too. I'd guess shampoo just works better on hair, and dirt gets trapped on hair.
>> No. 459146 Anonymous
25th July 2023
Tuesday 5:50 pm
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>>459141
Aye I find it cleans everything just as well as soap, if not better. Hair, armpits, arse and crotch.
>> No. 459161 Anonymous
26th July 2023
Wednesday 7:23 am
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Given that lots of shower gels say they're shampoos too, just what is the fundamental difference?
>> No. 459186 Anonymous
27th July 2023
Thursday 10:47 pm
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>>459161

They don't make you go "AAAAHH BASSSTAAAHHDD" when they get in your eyes.
>> No. 459573 Anonymous
11th August 2023
Friday 1:04 pm
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I find that I might as well be teetotal these days. I'll maybe have one or two beers in a month at most and as a result if I order a drink with my meal in a restaurant I'll actually get a little drunk after one, enough that I'm a little inebriated for the rest of the evening. I'm undecided on whether being a light-weight is a problem.

Not sure how people used to manage liquid lunches. Although now that I think about it those meal replacement drinks have become the non-alcoholic version.

>>459161
Shower gel is a lot harsher than shampoo and will strip the oils from your hair. You can probably get away with using shampoo on your body but I wouldn't use shower gel on your hair and scalp.

Considering shampoos contain a little conditioner we can say that >>459145 has a supple, oily and possibly girly bum.
>> No. 459654 Anonymous
15th August 2023
Tuesday 7:20 pm
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If you think about it, one of the best events to capture a time traveller would be photographs from the millennium. Unfortunately it really was from a time before mass photography so we might never know how many we had.
>> No. 459655 Anonymous
15th August 2023
Tuesday 7:24 pm
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>>459654

Guess we'll have to go back to the Millennium ourselves to catch them.
>> No. 459659 Anonymous
15th August 2023
Tuesday 8:41 pm
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>>459655
I was trying to work out what music we'd have to listen to as I mostly remember the Millennium listening to Moloko but instead found something much more interesting: music producers and artists making predictions of what music will look like in the new millennium. Some are surprising close as it was just on the cusp of music becoming digitised but then others go way off when they picture what is actually possible with things like the club scene still being around.

>Trevor Nelson (Radio 1 R&B DJ/presenter on MTV's The Lick):
>'I'll be putting together a huge R&B website. I've helped spread R&B in the UK, but I increase on that without using technology. Once, if you were into a certain type of music, you had to get up and go to a club to listen to it. But now you can get it on the Net - which enables you to be as knowledgeable about, say, [major hip hop players] the Wu-Tang Clan as a New Yorker.'

>Jonathan More (half of pioneering DJ/ producer/multimedia team Coldcut):
>'A combination of video scratching and digital DJing is the future. You can download a lot of the programmes off the Internet. There's one called Real Jukebox that allows you to take a CD with one track you really like, then put it with another track from somewhere else. You could just carry one laptop, and do anything from playing your own M-Peg files [M-Peg is like a portable Walkman that doesn't need CDs or tapes] to creating music live. DJs will also start producing visuals to match the music they're making. Or the audience could create the music. You could have a club where people e-mail their requests, and the computer mixes them with other stuff. I don't know how it could tell what people enjoyed - maybe you could have sensors on the dancefloor telling the computer how much the floor shook.'
https://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/1999/sep/19/life1.lifemagazine3

Maybe Jonathan More will be proven right some day. People could connect their streaming profiles to the sound system and it creates a playlist to match the audiences tastes, or like he suggests it makes a horrible mash-up and everyone has a horrible night. Although good luck with the licencing I guess.
>> No. 459772 Anonymous
20th August 2023
Sunday 4:13 pm
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I've spent all weekend frustrated and generally a bit blue. It came over on Friday evening and has stuck around. Going to the gym helped get me out of it for awhile but I'm still temperamental and obviously it's best to just isolate myself and play computer games.

I don't get it and I can't think of any specific cause or stressor for this. I've been eating right and keeping myself occupied but it's just been a bad weekend for me.
>> No. 460040 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 4:24 pm
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This video provoked audible mirth.
>> No. 460041 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 5:08 pm
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>>460040
I didn't laugh all that much, but I do respect him a tonne for actually converting footage to video tape.
>> No. 460042 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 5:48 pm
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>>460040

>Smithers


It's a funny pastiche of emerging 90s online culture. The only thing missing was a link to his geocities page.

Also, finally, somebody got the faux VHS video filter right. These days, you've got a lot of them younguns making "retro" videos and they run it through a VHS filter and it just looks awful. As somebody whose parents actually had a VHS recorder back then, I can say that even on a shit machine with a completely worn out tape, you wouldn't see half the artefacts that they now dial in digitally, thinking they're making an oh so retro VHS video, without having a point of reference of what VHS actually looked like. It always bugs me. And people who grew up after VHS then think that it was a shit, poor quality format. Which it was in its own way, granted, and nobody in their right mind will want to go back to it, not even for nostalgia. But it was nowhere near as bad as everybody would have you believe today.
>> No. 460061 Anonymous
7th September 2023
Thursday 7:23 am
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>>460042
>Also, finally, somebody got the faux VHS video filter right.
It's not a filter, as >>460041 already pointed out.


>> No. 460062 Anonymous
7th September 2023
Thursday 12:54 pm
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>>460061

It's kind of a roundabout way of doing it, but I guess it works.

You could just feed your video directly into the VCR with an old graphics card with an S-video output, but some of them were a bit shit in terms of picture quality. I had a budget Nvidia card in my PC about 20 years ago and even when I connected it straight to my TV, it was a disappointment. The more expensive ones were fine though.
>> No. 460063 Anonymous
7th September 2023
Thursday 1:06 pm
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Nobody backsteats like .gs. We're unmatched.
>> No. 460064 Anonymous
7th September 2023
Thursday 1:09 pm
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>>460063
I love backing teats.
>> No. 460079 Anonymous
8th September 2023
Friday 1:12 am
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>>460062
Playback from a DVD takes some of those concerns away. Bad drivers, malfunctioning card, stuttering CPU on playback, etc. aren't a worry. You just put the disc in, press play, and you've got the correct AR and framerate with only whatever gets dropped by the player itself.

And there's no denying that there are few ways of more accurately getting the VHS effect than using an actual VHS player. It's one of those things that's kind of obvious when you think about it. All you need to do is figure out the correct export settings for the video to play back correctly from the DVD.
>> No. 460080 Anonymous
8th September 2023
Friday 1:51 am
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>>460079

"Hardware" VHS machines are also incredibly cheap now. A mid-90s Sony VCR goes for £50 on eBay.

That was about the time when VCRs were at their technological peak, if you had a bit of money to spend. Towards the end of the 90s and in the early 2000s, it was obvious that DVD was replacing VHS, and that's when manufacturers stopped putting new r&d into the technology and only simplified them more every year. A bit like tape decks.
>> No. 460081 Anonymous
8th September 2023
Friday 3:52 am
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>>460080

Cheap, but they can be a pain in the hoop to keep running. A mid-90s VCR will be full of mid-90s belts, rollers and electrolytic capacitors that are all now beyond their design lifespan. It's not an insurmountable problem, but it is a faff even if you're technically minded.
>> No. 460083 Anonymous
8th September 2023
Friday 8:54 am
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>>460081

That's why VCRs will probably remain a niche hobby. It's not that hard to recap a circuit board or change some belts. You can even find new rollers on eBay. But even the best serviced VCR will have pretty low picture quality compared to what we're used to today and it's ultimately a bulky and inconvenient technology.

I used my hi-fi stereo VCR for some time still to make long audio recordings, what you could call a VCR mix tape. Because the sound quality is actually really good if you use VHS tapes that way. I even recorded radio programmes with it, which are a fascinating time capsule now. But there's no real point in that either now, when Audacity lets you record almost limitless audio input at even better quality.
>> No. 460575 Anonymous
5th October 2023
Thursday 1:23 pm
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What do you lads reckon Lady Sov is up to these days?
>> No. 460597 Anonymous
6th October 2023
Friday 6:18 pm
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>>460575
"Lady Sovereign has not released any music since 2009. She previously spoke about medical issues halting her career. In 2023, Lady Sovereign confirmed that she had been diagnosed with the rare disorder cyclic vomiting syndrome."
>> No. 460598 Anonymous
6th October 2023
Friday 6:45 pm
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>>460597
Everything's so terrible.
>> No. 460599 Anonymous
6th October 2023
Friday 7:09 pm
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>>460597
>cyclic vomiting syndrome
>>460598
It really is. "Sick-lic Syndrome" was right there.
>> No. 460605 Anonymous
6th October 2023
Friday 11:07 pm
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>>460597
>cyclic vomiting syndrome

What's her OnlyFans?
>> No. 460715 Anonymous
14th October 2023
Saturday 9:57 am
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You don't really hear people talking about quangos these days.
>> No. 460719 Anonymous
14th October 2023
Saturday 2:07 pm
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>>460715
Didn't they bonfire them al a few years back?
>> No. 460743 Anonymous
15th October 2023
Sunday 11:25 am
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>>460715

Bored of the taste, and they don't make good smoothies.
>> No. 460753 Anonymous
15th October 2023
Sunday 10:41 pm
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I really clicked with a woman who was incredibly smart and educated, we got on well. This was talking to her online so eventually with everything going well I looked her up online and discovered that her profile pictures were a little dishonest in what she really looked like. To the level I felt sorry for her for what was clearly something that wasn't her fault. So I unmatched her. Feel kind of shit about that, it feels shallow even though I know that obviously I need to be attracted to a partner.

The week before I dumped a Eritrean girl because she just wasn't that attractive for what she was offering and I got the impression she was involved in things. She was taken aback by this as I'd been quite romantic with her so I guess it was quite a u-turn. She got a bit angry with me and pressed me when I said I didn't feel the chemistry we needed. I don't feel shit about that, any hanging around would've been wrong.

I have a date with a woman tomorrow evening, I like her from what I've seen but who knows. I'm 34 now so it's odd, it feels like I've got maybe one serious relationship left in me if I want to have a family but I've dated a lot of women and I do get a lot of options but in some ways I still feel like a teenager when it comes to settling down. It's also a horrid distraction of energies that I should be directing towards my career. I don't think there's much of an answer aside from trying to learn from every experiance on what I want and how it all works.
>> No. 460768 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 5:50 pm
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>>460753

At 33 and single I do worry I'm getting near the point I will miss the boat, my last couple of relationships felt frustrating and wasteful when they ended because approaching my 30s I was hoping I'd have found the one worth settling down with by now. You get the sense it's just time wasted that you could have avoided if they just showed their mental bint side sooner.

The only way around this is to be a bit more mercenary with them, though. There's "red flags" which you will immediately know to break it off, but then there's just smaller things you are prepared to overlook. If you are at all a kind and empathetic person it's hard to just ditch someone over something minor like that, but in the end they turn out to be crucial. You always like other things about a person and feel prepared to give it a pass, and you second guess yourself if it's too petty to break something off over it.

I feel like women are much more picky like this and they are prepared to ghost you based on the smallest of perceived imperfections, even when it's just them reading too much into a text and getting a false positive. Here's a thought though- Which do we reckon there are more of? Lonely single blokes in their late 40s-50s, or bitter single women in their 40s-50s?
>> No. 460778 Anonymous
17th October 2023
Tuesday 6:51 pm
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The frustrating thing for me isn't the unhappy relationships, at least they have good times and you get to feel like you have something. It's the short ones where you get excited for someone only to be disappointed that do it for me.

Last night I went out with a woman, we'd messaged for awhile first and I liked her, she thanked me for showing her a good time and we exchanged a lot of affection generally. She actually had nothing going on today so we talked about meeting after I finished work again. But obviously nothing today, message left unread and I don't really have a feeling that I can stop to process that this week because I've got so much going on at work now. It's ultimately fine but there's so much wasted effort at times that I could have spent on my career or just staying in or going to the gym.

I don't know anymore, maybe I'll just give up. Not being ghastly with a wife out of a catalogue or whomever will have me but just accepting that I'll never have someone to share my life with.
>> No. 460895 Anonymous
25th October 2023
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>>460778
I am embarrassed by this as she was obviously busy and we caught up later in the week and had a great time.

I'm really quite smitten with this one and was a mess of anxiety all week, and on our second date at the weekend I asked her out for some reason after we defined things as exclusive - she did kind of say yes but it's a bit too early and then we were disgusting in the park and on the way to the station. And on the train and then on the train platform when I rode all the way home with her. And then we goofily waved at each other when I had to get the train home and some teenager with her mum rolled her eyes at us. It was the wrong train and going in the wrong direction which I didn't notice until I got to the end of the line.

I know it's just the infatuation stage but really hoping I don't self-sabotage this one.
>> No. 461015 Anonymous
30th October 2023
Monday 11:28 am
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I keep a scented candle around to impress women and cover any unfortunate smells that I might not pick up on. You' know how everyone's home has a unique odour.

I'm going to be honest with you and with myself that I actually quite enjoy having one going. Nothing too heavy but something like cotton blossom is dead nice and it lets me play with fire or otherwise stare into it when I'm at my home working desk. So if you read in the news about a suspected middle-aged homosexual having burnt to death in a house fire then that'll be me.
>> No. 461021 Anonymous
30th October 2023
Monday 6:07 pm
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>>461015
I go the whole hog with frankincense. Makes the place smell fucking great.
>> No. 461454 Anonymous
22nd November 2023
Wednesday 5:06 pm
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The future is fucking dead. In actual fact we're getting fucked back into feudalism by it, except this time around we don't even have access to proper fresh produce. Warehouse work and mass survailence is apparently the pinnacle of what humanity can accomplish, because despite the fact that twenty-five years ago we went into technological overdrive for a short period, all we did with the results was run head first into a door marked "pull to open". On the bright side we're making good work when it comes to treating many types of cancer, but that's probably offset by our DNA being 30% microplastics. We connected the entire planet, but instead of becoming best mates with a lad from Cameroon and marrying an Iranian woman you fell in love with while following her food blog, loneliness became an epidemic and the most commonly enjoyed pastime is telling people to kill themselves beneath newspaper articles. And no one knows what to do about any of this shit, but even if someone does, no one's listening to them because they're being drowned out by mutually parasitic rage mongering, or Arma 3 footage masquerading as a faked warcrime or worse still, inane, barely literate rambling like this. What a mess.

For some perspective this crisis of faith in modernity was finally forced to the fore when I saw Kodak were releasing a new Super 8 film camera that charges from a Micro USB.
>> No. 461455 Anonymous
22nd November 2023
Wednesday 5:48 pm
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>>461015
If you really want to impress women, have a bin next to your toilet.
>> No. 461456 Anonymous
22nd November 2023
Wednesday 6:07 pm
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>>461455

If you really, really want to impress women, have a selection of sanitary products in a little basket on the cistern. Also charging cables for both iPhone and Android on the other side of your bed. Oh, and a hair dryer.
>> No. 461463 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
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>>461454

An excellent diagnosis, but what about a solution?

It sounds goofy as fuck, but I unironically think Star Trek might be one of the most important works of fiction of the modern era. Few other parts of popular culture have been so far-reaching and unashamedly utopian. I struggle to think of any other mass media that sincerely tries to depict a humanity that has solved its basic problems and resists falling back on interpersonal conflict for its drama. Its occupants are at peace with their lives and themselves; their adventure is an outward exploration rather than an inward-looking struggle for survival.

I created the >>461202 thread, which is a bit related. I suspect that things like this don't get produced anymore because of an anti-democratic and anti-humanist backlash from those with power. Hearing how people talk about education or art as pure economic instruments is horrific. Science is slightly more insulated, since that has obvious utilitarian value, so we at least have a little bit of rationality left -- but even that is subject to heavy politicisation (what research gets funded etc.).

At the risk of overgeneralising: cynicism is fundamentally disempowering, and because many middle class twonks are now feeling the squeeze of neoliberalism and produce most of the popular culture, our vision of the future has been reduced to lazy bleakness and histrionics. I long for some truly intellectual class-conscious voices to be invited back into the fold, people who point out that many social issues derive from material issues, and actually material issues can be solved, and that economic systems are not immutable. We may have a very different outlook on the future if someone like Ursula Le Guin had become a household name in their lifetime:


>> No. 461466 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
Thursday 11:42 am
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>>461456
I have all of these things aside from the sanitary products. Only, I need to get to the shops at some point today - what time will the ladies come knocking on my door?

>>461454
>We connected the entire planet, but instead of becoming best mates with a lad from Cameroon and marrying an Iranian woman you fell in love with while following her food blog, loneliness became an epidemic and the most commonly enjoyed pastime is telling people to kill themselves beneath newspaper articles.

There's a paradox of loneliness that a lot of people feel lonely but will also jealously guard their privacy and free-time. Like a lot of what you list there aren't easy answers to it and some of the societal solutions entail something outright dystopian where the individual reality is that, really, ordinary people might just have to sacrifice if they really want something. If you want to make friends you have to talk to be people, commit, be vulnerable and all that shit that nobody wants to do.

Recently I read an argument in defence of dating apps where the gist of it is that the apps work fine but the users are fucking stupid and expect magic when they've never promised to be anything but a new way to meet women. It's a convincing argument because realistically an interesting guy with hobbies, a career and can talk to women will meet women which is the part lonely guys miss when they spend hours on these things wondering why they don't work for them. Now we've got dating apps seriously discussing bringing in AI assisted chat features because everyone is too lazy to see that poor chat is just a symptom of a wider problem afflicting men and women.
>> No. 461469 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
Thursday 5:26 pm
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>>461456
I appreciate the effort, but it also sounds like you're trying a bit too hard and have different women over every other day of the week.
>> No. 461472 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
Thursday 10:11 pm
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I know this is going to sound daft but I was invited to my mates wedding 18 months ago and I mentally thought to myself that I'd make sure that I have a date for it. The months rolled on and women came and went and now I'm alone at Christmas and about to confirm my invitation.

It's okay I guess but now I need to confirm a space for a coach which involves emailing the bride to let her know my +1 is unnecessary and I'll get the coach as a spare. They've probably thought the girlfriend I spent Christmas with would be coming along but I left her afterwards and didn't get any proper serious relationships like that one since. I'm pretty sure it going to be a long day as I won't know anyone and I'm at the age where everyone is married and that now.

Either of you want to dress up like Mrs Doubtfire? Perhaps both of you so that I'll look really cool.
>> No. 461473 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
Thursday 10:59 pm
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>>461472
I love a wedding. Happy to be your +1. But I think you're missing the fact this is a golden date opportunity - do you know anyone who you might actually like to come with you?
>> No. 461474 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
Thursday 11:35 pm
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Sorry to butt in, but can I go? My mate told me he was getting married recently and I've never been to one before so I need the practice.
>> No. 461475 Anonymous
24th November 2023
Friday 12:50 am
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>>461469

You're just jealous of my reinforced bed.

>>461472

>Either of you want to dress up like Mrs Doubtfire?

Best I can do for you is John Cooper Clarke in a party frock.
>> No. 461481 Anonymous
24th November 2023
Friday 2:54 pm
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>>461454

>We connected the entire planet, but instead of becoming best mates with a lad from Cameroon and marrying an Iranian woman you fell in love with while following her food blog, loneliness became an epidemic

Don't tell anyone but I've had a long term long distance affair going on with a Yank lass for over a decade, it's been on and off a few times over the years but we have been in contact since I was about 21, overlapping with at least 3 real life relationships for me. She's the only person I've ever met who 100% matches and understands all of my deviant fetishes, and vice versa, so we seem to find it hard to keep away. We have had several visits to each other over the years, but there's just no realistic way we could bridge the gap and get it together, sadly.

The realities of an interconnected online world are not reflected in the real world, at least not for the working and lower-middle classes. Travel is expensive (not to mention the environmental impact) and besides when we were in the EU, migration is harder than people think. There's a class of people who can go where they like and do as they please, and growing up I naively assumed that applies to all of us. And especially with the immigration hysteria that characterised my teenage years, I just assumed the 21st century world was one you can just pack up and move somewhere if you want- But when you actually look at the processes and requirements for moving between countries, you quickly realise there's basically two categories. You can be a povvo and migrate to the first world because you're useful cheap labour, or you can be a wealthy/qualified professional and move freely because you are in demand. But by and large, the average ordinary person has very few options.

The utopia we envisioned in the 90s was simply never realistic. At least, we weren't ready for it yet. Our present state of cynicism is one brought about by regret at our own naivety, like when you break up with a woman you had fallen head over heels for and the only way you can reconcile it is to transform your mental association of her into an evil witch with no redeeming qualities.
>> No. 461497 Anonymous
25th November 2023
Saturday 4:12 am
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>do you know anyone who you might actually like to come with you?

You started me a train of thought that made me consider an old mate we both knew in university without me remembering that weddings are a date affair. She was involved with a housemate so was always over in our druggie house like a part of the family and us two would get a fry-up together in the morning after nights out or generally hang out. I thought of her because it was her, me and the now people getting married who went out one weekend when they'd first met and the bride thought something was going on because we acted like a couple to wingman my mate.

We've not spoken in nearly 10 years, I okayed it with the groom to make sure I've not missed anything and then messaged her if she fancied coming along. This might sound all well and good but I genuinely invited her just because it would be nice to hang out and it would give me someone to talk to. I have no interest in this woman in anything but platonic but on reflection I now realise I've confirmed rumours from back then that something was going on and out the blue may have asked someone on a pretty intense date and I did it at 5 in the afternoon so it's not just like "ah he's probably pissed up and lonely, bless".

What have I done. Either I'm going to get awkwardly ignored on a misunderstanding and I'll never be able to speak to her again or it'll be a big thing where she might get the wrong end of the stick. I need to book a hotel room soon as well because apparently they get booked up well in advance and I don't want some sitcom bollocks to happen where we have to share a room but then on the day:

>"Oh, it looks like they gave us one double bed to share. And oh dear it's one of those honeymoon beds and the hotel heating is stuck on high - looks like neither of us will be getting much sleep tonight. What's that you say, FREE champagne and oysters?!"

Nothing can be done at this stage but there's probably a lesson in there.
>> No. 461499 Anonymous
25th November 2023
Saturday 9:04 am
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You haven't spoken to her in a decade, there's no friendship there to ruin so what are you afraid of? That your mutual friends will stand around you on a circle chanting the "sitting in a tree" rhyme? Maybe you'll have fun platonically or with a wet knob, maybe not, seems unnecessary to panic at this point.
>> No. 461590 Anonymous
1st December 2023
Friday 11:38 am
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I quit smoking 3 years ago but I still miss it sometimes. The thing is that nicotine's physical addition is one thing but just the habit and general act of doing is quite nice. I don't know why but I could stand on my balcony at the moment having a nice fag even though it's cold.

It's the same when you're in the office or out drinking for example, you're at a pub having a few drinks but then you and a mate pop out into the garden for a smoke on a bench under a heater but I think a lot of what you're after is actually just finding a quiet place to chat. Yeah you can do that without a ciggie but it's not the same. Imagine someone in any other situation asking you to go out in the cold because they want to stand around shivering and chatting bollocks. Madness.
>> No. 461614 Anonymous
2nd December 2023
Saturday 1:41 pm
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Aye, for the most part what I've enjoyed about smoking is the routine and regular activity. Every so often I actually enjoy a fag but most of the time it's a grimace. I'm definitely cutting down - got myself to the point of throwing fags out half smoked without much of a care (going through a pack in 2 days though), but days like today I wake up thinking 'well what am I gonna do now, then?' having decided last night was my last pack for a while.

I'm the dude who spoke about it in the health thread and yeah, you were right, it didn't take long at all before I was smoking the national average (or more) per day.
>> No. 462363 Anonymous
7th January 2024
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Being a bloke is weird. I was horny earlier and added a girl I went to university with on Instagram who I'd had a short fling with. This was 10 years ago. I don't know why I did it, I'm seeing two rich and highly educated women at the moment, but one of them was being an arsehole earlier and implied I was a creep (she later apologised for it but I have a feeling she'll make a habit of it). The other is nice and actually very interesting to talk with but at the same time I'm not sure I'm attracted to her physically.

Anyway the other lass has accepted and she's dropping me messages asking how I'm doing and that. She's quite the opposite of the lasses I'm seeing, stunningly attractive but, well I have a common English name and she's spelt it wrong. She's one of those girlfriends where it's more of a dependant relationship. I don't know what I'm doing, it's not like we'd ever have a deeper connection to form a relationship but at the same time she feels safe and I bumbled along and ended up in her inbox. Maybe I was just chasing an ego-boost and monstrously know she would be up for trying again.
>> No. 462364 Anonymous
7th January 2024
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>>462363
For fucks sake I'm just describing the old triangle.
>> No. 462371 Anonymous
8th January 2024
Monday 11:30 am
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Really does ring true doesn't it. I think I'm doomed to either stay single, or have either really thick or mental girlfriends, because while I started out with low standards, as soon as I'd had my first properly fit girlfriend, I couldn't go back. Appearance matters, and when you realise slim birds don't snore like suffocating pigs and smell like fucking crisps all the time, the chubbies lose a lot of their appeal.

I had a disastrous weekend with a lass over the new year. She wasn't terrible looking, but she didn't have much going for her either, and I realised I'd made a mistake inviting her over after about the first hour. But then I was stuck with her because she'd pre-booked her train. I did the deed but I felt absolutely no gratification from it, and I couldn't wait to kick her out. On that triangle she would just be a dot smack bang in the centre.
>> No. 462375 Anonymous
8th January 2024
Monday 5:41 pm
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I don't know lad. I'm sure if we had to choose one we'd all pick good looking but at the same time it feels like most people settle for someone they tolerate and who meets some nebulous minimum standards for social attractiveness. Maybe we're supposed to tell our biology to eat shit forever and just try to find a partner that's not annoying.

>I did the deed but I felt absolutely no gratification from it, and I couldn't wait to kick her out

I've been there many times before, where you don't want to do it but you have to take one for the team out of societal standards. In one example at the end of a relationship with a hefty lass I had to come pick up when she was drunk and have her smothering me when I just wanted to go to sleep and her loving it when I gave in and did what she wanted. Yes, I understand that's pretty much the sex-life of straight women, but still.
>> No. 462386 Anonymous
9th January 2024
Tuesday 2:10 am
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The last time this happened Hadrian sent his best general all the way from Britannia along with 12 legions. He also repopulated the area with Greeks I think, but desperate times and all that.
>> No. 462467 Anonymous
13th January 2024
Saturday 4:47 pm
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I wonder when someone will be found dead in their goon cave for the first time. Possibly it's already happened.
>> No. 462468 Anonymous
13th January 2024
Saturday 5:23 pm
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I don't fully know what a goon cave is, but I would argue that Michael Hutchence and whichever Carradine it was were found in similar ways to what you're proposing.
>> No. 463148 Anonymous
15th March 2024
Friday 1:39 pm
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Would it be worth having a thread about the various long-reads we'd recommend?

I recently read about how close we might be to cracking communication with humpback whales and how much we already know about their society and its tribes. Then it gets really sad when people stop to think about what we should actually say to whales.

>Before we put these questions to a sperm whale unit, we’d have to think hard about whether we’d act on the answers. Kristin Andrews told me a heartbreaking story about a chimpanzee named Bruno who was taught sign language at the University of Oklahoma. Bruno was encouraged to build his whole life around the practice of asking humans for things. But after a few years, the scientists’ grant ran out and he was transferred to a different facility. When one of the lab’s scientists visited him there, he was distressed to see that Bruno seemed upset. He kept signing Key and Out. The scientist had taught the chimpanzee to communicate, but even in the face of a clear request, the scientist couldn’t help him. “If these whales start saying Go away; make the ships leave, what will we do?” Andrews said. And how will it reflect on us as a society if we ignore them?
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I suppose we'd end up treating whales as we do any other society that lives on the periphery. Maybe we'd be even worse once the mystery is lost and they become just another community standing in the way of commerce who should pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
>> No. 463149 Anonymous
15th March 2024
Friday 2:59 pm
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>>463148

The second episode of the TV show Extrapolations revolves around that. It's a good show but a difficult watch.
>> No. 463170 Anonymous
16th March 2024
Saturday 12:00 pm
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>>462467

Is there actually anything novel about the concept of "gooning" or is it just a new redundant word the zoomers have come up with for the pre-existing kinks of edging and orgasm denial? Either way I don't like it and they can fuck off.

I can't believe how utterly shit the generation that came after us is, like I am viscerally disappointed in their culture and humour. We gave them so much to work with and they just came out retarded instead.

>>463148

It's sad that we'd really need that communication to be able to empathise with them. Is that a barrier for most people? It'll be funny when we crack communicating with dolphins and it turns our they're sexually aggressive racists and suddenly pink hairs are okay with polluting their habitats to extinction.
>> No. 463176 Anonymous
16th March 2024
Saturday 3:16 pm
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Looking at humpbacks it's actually blokes who almost certainly won't like being outcasts to a matriarchal society. We won't even simulate a whale-lad to talk to them because they'll just tell you to fuck off. Purps will have to do a location ban on the ocean to stop them making threads here about their frustrations and sharing pictures of suspiciously young looking whales.

In a way it will be like The Sparrow where we project onto them our views of the world and then get utterly horrified that the universe doesn't give a monkeys about human morality. Or how you can right now set up a microphone to translate birdsong but then you have an endless chorus of basic data and threats so we all just pretend that we can't do that.
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16th March 2024
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It makes a lot more sense we'd be the militant speciesists of the galaxy rather than the pinnacle or space borne civility.
>> No. 463259 Anonymous
19th March 2024
Tuesday 6:26 pm
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I just watched a video where a young Yank lad flies his little prop plane across the country. Obviously you've got to be from a certain kind of background for learning to fly and buying a plane in your early 20s to be a possibility at all, no matter how cheaply you try to do it, but it wasn't jealousy or bitterness about the blind accident of birth and privilege that this video stirred in me (for a change).

More than anything it reminded me of being a young lad and passing my driving test, and how ace it felt to get in my car and know I could just fuck off, anywhere I liked, and actually be in control of where I was going for myself. I think some anti-car people just don't get that at all, when you grew up in the sort of place I did, how profoundly liberating that is. How important it is. God knows how I'd have ended up if I never learned to drive, if I'd have been stuck in that bleak little mining village with the bus to town once an hour. I am pretty sure I wouldn't have had any serious relationships, I wouldn't have achieved any of the things I am proud of in my younger years, I would have basically been the typical NEET instead.

But most of all, I remember how everything used to seem like an adventure back then. I remember early on after I passed my test I drove my little VW all the way to Sheffield to meet up with a lad I knew off the internet. But it seemed like half the country away, towns like that were these far off exotic places I only went to on the train every so often, when in reality it was only about 20 miles or so. I'd go on long trips with mates to see gigs and all that. It always seemed like we were heading out somewhere unknown and exciting.

Nowadays, I never feel that. Even when I am getting on a plane to fly to some European city I've never set foot in, it never feels as exciting. It almost feels routine. And the same feeling of familiarity and mundanity has crept into a great many aspects of my life. I need a change, but that's part of the problem- Nothing feels like a change. I have experienced a lot of different things in my life, and while I by no means think I have seen everything life has to offer, not even close, I am starting to feel this general, abstract "been there, done that" kind of sensation about life.

Is this why blokes have breakdowns and buy motorbikes?
>> No. 463260 Anonymous
19th March 2024
Tuesday 6:48 pm
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>Is this why blokes have breakdowns and buy motorbikes?

Also why a lot of middle-aged blokes get into cycling. Bikers and cyclists will just go out for a ride - a run out with your mates, or just a solo ride on a Saturday morning where you head out in no particular direction and see where the road takes you.
>> No. 463267 Anonymous
19th March 2024
Tuesday 10:13 pm
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>>463260

I really will have to save up a few hundred quid for that mountain bike and visit a few parks this summer then.
>> No. 463270 Anonymous
19th March 2024
Tuesday 11:32 pm
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> few hundred quid for that mountain bike
Add a zero
>> No. 463271 Anonymous
19th March 2024
Tuesday 11:32 pm
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>>463267
> few hundred quid for that mountain bike
Add a zero
>> No. 463272 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 12:09 am
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>>463271
Fucking hell, who has Russia invaded now?
>> No. 463274 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 1:14 am
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Nah, you can get a perfectly serviceable bike for under a grand even if you buy new, particularly if you can do without shocks. Buy something with a decent frame and the rest can be fixed later as and when needed.
>> No. 463281 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 11:00 am
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If I was shopping in the range of 4-500, what would you suggest? The last bike I owned was only about 150 quid and it was nice enough but I only rode it to work so it didn't need to be amazing.

From what I understand a rear shock is a luxury at that price range and it's hard to get actually decent dual suspension cheaply but a front shock is still ideal if you're actually going to be on rough ground.
>> No. 463851 Anonymous
25th April 2024
Thursday 10:12 pm
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I got banned from the Warhammer subrudgwick for saying "women just don't like playing with toy soldiers, it's not that deep", in response to someone's assertion that the reason don't want to play with toy soldiers is because the sea shepherd conservation society or the great whale or whatever.

I'm annoyed because there wasn't anything aggressive or otherwise provocative about the post, it doesn't contain any trout farming within itself, but clearly the fact I questioned that square peg round hole premise was the problem. They wouldn't have banned me if I was going on about how women don't belong in the hobby or whatever.

Like, seriously, I don't get it, you can point out there's not a lot of women in [thing] and you can ask how we get more women in [thing], but why does it always have to be that the reason women aren't in [thing] is because of declining salmon populations, when half of the time it's clearly fucking not, it's just that the thing in question was completely undesirable as a hobby or community among most men, let alone women.

It's almost like there's an ideological need to inject the bogeyman where it didn't exist. Call me boolad but I really do think all this corporate fishing we've seen sweep through every single previously male dominated hobby is completely cooked up in a marketing boardroom somewhere.
>> No. 463852 Anonymous
25th April 2024
Thursday 10:32 pm
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Stop getting wound up about rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk.
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10th June 2024
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Someone should set up a charity for people who become memes/infamous through no fault of their own. You'd have a panel of judges to evaluate the evidence of course but I bet a few quid might make a difference and you might even make a side income doing the administration for it.
>> No. 465265 Anonymous
26th July 2024
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While it's not exactly binary, you can say that bees are more complex individuals than ants - or rather they express different forms of intelligence with bees leaning more on the side of independent capabilities to solve puzzles, teach other, do little waggle dances to take the piss out of biologists. They even vote and probably do a better job of it than us.

Ants express an emergent intelligence that people have of course compared to AI (https://mindmatters.ai/2022/05/do-ants-think-yes-they-do-but-they-think-like-computers/). It's not a perfect line but as a rule bees have an intelligence (somewhat) closer to what we recognise in comparison to ants and it makes a lot of sense given the differences in their activities and the fact that bees navigate a more complex and evolving environment, often independently. There are no solitary ant species, bees live longer than ants etc.

So you'd think bees would be the more "technologically" advanced animal, following the logic that humans are generally quite independent but stick together, but that's wrong as ants with their reliance on an emergent intelligence are the ones with the agriculture, warfare, slavery and so on. I'm not sure what it all means but it probably says something on the power of emergent behaviour to brute-force solutions, with ants being much more adept owing to numbers and generational turnover, in fact we 100% stereotype warfare, social castes and agriculture on group thinking. It's a trite observation of which group is the one shaping its whole environment or which one the apes have enslaved for their honey.
>> No. 465266 Anonymous
26th July 2024
Friday 2:15 am
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>>463852

It's hardly just rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk where this bollocks shows up. There's a lot of group think that likes to other people when they express opinions that aren't bigoted but go against the social justice zeitgeist.
>> No. 465708 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 2:09 pm
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>> No. 465709 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 4:06 pm
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>>465708

Ask Jeeves and its later incarnation ask.com were actually pretty innovative in that they used predecessors of today's LLMs to structure and curate search results. But Google had better marketing and ultimately also the better search algorithms and was thus able to become the dominant search engine.
>> No. 465712 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 6:30 pm
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>>465709

Take me back. I want to correct history.
>> No. 465714 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 7:46 pm
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>>465709

Take me back. I want to correct history.
>> No. 465715 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 7:56 pm
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>>465712
Thinking about it, Google's monopoly on the search engine led to such enshittification that we now use LLMs as search engines anyway. Just with a much higher carbon footprint.
>> No. 465716 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 8:06 pm
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At least Android doesn't force you to have Google as your default search and open everything in Chrome if you use that search any more. I can have my phone be DuckDuckGo the whole way through. Now if only Microsoft would fuck off with fucking Bing.

I'd probably stop using the internet altogether at this point if it wasn't for Firefox and uBlock etc, and I am quite concerned for the future of Firefox considering they were getting all their money from Google anyway.
>> No. 465717 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 8:11 pm
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>>465716
> I can have my phone be DuckDuckGo the whole way through. Now if only Microsoft would fuck off with fucking Bing.
Who's gonna' tell him?
>> No. 465718 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 8:43 pm
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>>465717

I actually meant Edge not Bing, but go on.
>> No. 465721 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 9:33 pm
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>>465718
It's not a big thing, but DuckDuckGo is basically just a pallete swapped Bing. Under the bonnet all the searching is the same as Bing's. I mean, I still use it, but I just thought it was funny you were having a go at one while championing the other. Again, I really want to stress I wasn't having a go or anything because I feel like otherlad's about to have a big go at me about something I've said and I can't be arsed dealing with that right now. Anyway, it sounds like you and I have the exact same browser set up.

Edge is absolute shite though. Have you seen how they've bollocked up right-clicking? How do you ruin right-clicking? That's like putting square wheels a on a bike.
>> No. 465723 Anonymous
19th August 2024
Monday 11:28 pm
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>>465721

>Edge is absolute shite though.

Agreed. And it's a fucking hassle to uninstall it. Windows 10 and 11 have no uninstall option for it, i.e. the uninstall button is made inactive when you go into your apps settings. There are some power shell commands you can try and which work every other time if you strictly follow the instructions you'll find online. Somehow it's easier to remove from Windows 10 than Windows 11, I have found, when it kind of shouldn't be as the two operating systems are very similar. I think they've changed something in the Windows 11 kernel to prevent some of the easier ways to get rid of Edge, at least I vaguely remember reading something to that effect.

But yeah, Microsoft really doesn't want you to remove it.
>> No. 465727 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 10:58 am
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>>465721

Ah, I see. Like I said it was just a senile moment where I got Bing mixed up with Edge, and really I was talking about the way Windows started making all its UI links come up in Edge instead of your preferred browser. I hate that shit with a passion. I might be getting a bit tinfoil here, but I even feel like they intentionally made some UI elements more obscure, so you'll click one of those "how do I do X/Y/Z" links in settings, and end up catfished into opening Edge.

Either way that explains the way I've found DuckDuckGo to be a bit shit too. But at the end of the day, it works, and my real priority is the privacy, not the effectiveness of the search. And frankly at this point, Google is shit too because all it brings back is adverts, so you're not exactly losing out on much by using one of the Aldi knock off searches.
>> No. 465728 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 12:13 pm
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>>465727

>and really I was talking about the way Windows started making all its UI links come up in Edge instead of your preferred browser. I hate that shit with a passion

Just uninstall Edge then. It takes a bit of fiddling, as I explained in >>465723 , but I'm glad I got rid of it and I haven't looked back.

On my Windows 11 laptop, Edge kept messing with my preferred browser setting, which was set to Firefox, and it meant Edge pretty much set itself as the preferred browser again everytime I opened it. Fucking bastards.
>> No. 465729 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 12:27 pm
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>>465728

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I had done that a while ago, but it came back with one of the updates. I'll get around to doing it again eventually I suppose. It's not a big issue, but it's the principle damnit.

I know for sure I'm going to hold out on Windows 10 as long as possible, though.
>> No. 465730 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 3:00 pm
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I don't see the point in uninstalling it, but you can make the default browser setting work properly.

https://github.com/rcmaehl/MSEdgeRedirect
>> No. 465731 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 3:13 pm
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>>465729

>I know for sure I'm going to hold out on Windows 10 as long as possible, though.

I've got Windows 10 on a non-upgradeable desktop PC and Windows 11 on my more recent laptop. Between the two, I honestly wouldn't pay money to upgrade to Windows 11. It's marginally better, if that (I spent another £5 on a StartAllBack app licence to convert the dogshit taskbar back to Windows 10 functionality). If Windows 10 suits you and your needs, then stick with it. If you can upgrade for free, then try it, but it will need some tweaking to be as convenient and easy to use as Windows 10. Which kind of defeats the entire purpose of any software upgrade.
>> No. 465733 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 4:11 pm
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>>465731
Is it really non upgradeable or do you have to enable UEFI or some other BIOS feature and then reinstall? Their compatibility tool can state you don't meet the hardware requirements just because of your settings.
>> No. 465734 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 4:43 pm
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>>465733

I think the main reason is that my motherboard doesn't have TPM 2.0 and apparently there is no way to upgrade it. That's one of the errors I got anyway while trying to install Windows 11 over my existing Windows 10. But also, it was telling me that my CPU was not supported. Which sort of checks out, because according to the Intel website my CPU was introduced in late 2014. It also goes some way explaining why the whole PC minus peripherals was such a bargain at 250 quid in 2021.

There are ways to circumvent those problems and install Windows 11 anyway, but you'll gain nothing because you won't get any online updates besides essential security fixes. Because Windows Update will check every time with every update if your computer has TPM 2.0. Bastards.
>> No. 465736 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 5:21 pm
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>Literal "what are you feeling right now"
I'm feeling resentment that people keep asking me to help with heavy moving man things, but barely ask me over for a social visit. Or maybe that they're asking me for a social visit on the pretense of moving stuff. And that I leave more or less right away after the job is done when I've been wanting some social contact anyway.
I literally been moping away from the house, knowing I'm going back to my same old lonely routine rather than staying in a house of happiness and laughter. What the fuck, man.
>> No. 465737 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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>>465736

Sorry, mate. I did have a friend ask me to help move furniture after literally being out of the country and not seeing them for three or four years. For what it's worth, though, I know it's because they may not have many other mates that would be willing to.

I do still think the bare minimum is to offer a bit of food or drink for the labour, though. That same mate will usually bribe me with going out for a steak or burger or something.
>> No. 465738 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 8:51 pm
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I had a therapy session today. She asked me what I liked about being alive and I said tea, fags and fat arses. She thought I was taking the piss. I'm wondering if I should show her this place, but I'm not sure that'd help matters.
>> No. 465739 Anonymous
20th August 2024
Tuesday 11:46 pm
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>>465738

In a small way, you were taking the piss though, y'know? If you're being really honest with yourself. It's just that like me, you use that dry sarcastic manner of expression as a way of expressing what you really mean, and most of the time people don't get it.

What you really mean is what other people would describe using a phrase like "life's simple pleasures" or something like that. If you said that they'd probably get where you're coming from, but that's not how your brain works, everything you say has to be witty, doesn't it.

Fucking hard life being like this honestly innit.
>> No. 465740 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 12:31 am
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>>465739
>and most of the time people don't get it

Not him but everyone would get that even if it's flippant. I don't think you can talk about the big questions without it being flippant because it's all a load of bollocks isn't it. There was even that song I tried to shill to you lot about the other side of it.


His therapist was probably trying to be serious and got hurt though. The people who go into the therapy profession ask daft questions about what you like about being alive like life is a fucking soap opera. It's why they're therapists rather than psychiatrists. It's like a bird asked me once when I was younger what I was afraid of, I thought about it for awhile but on asking a mate about it and getting laughed at I realised she was just some insufferably pretentious actress trying to be deep.
>> No. 465745 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 7:39 am
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>>465739

I was being painfully honest. We had already discussed the fact that my core depressive symptoms are anhedonia and emotional blunting. I can't remember the last time I went on holiday, because I take no pleasure from being on a sunny beach or walking around a European capital. I've lost three close relatives in the last four years; I wasn't sad when they died and I wasn't pleased when I inherited money from them, because I felt nothing about them as people and I don't know how to spend the money I've already got. If I was being subconsciously wry, it's quite obviously a coping mechanism for the otherwise very bleak and monotone reality of my life with chronic depression.

More broadly - and I know that this will sound a bit gammony - her reaction is discriminatory against northern blokes in a way that wouldn't be acceptable against any other group. If I was a they/them or an Afghan refugee or a yoot from da endz, she'd be falling over herself to try and understand my cultural background and relate to me on my own terms. It'd obviously be completely unacceptable to suggest that they're being obstructive or difficult just for talking about their own life in their own words, but there's something wrong with me if I don't adapt my own communication style to fit a stereotypical kind of therapeutic interaction. I feel that rather than being treated as a man with a psychiatric diagnosis, I'm treated as if I'm just a defective woman.
>> No. 465747 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 9:28 am
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>>465745
>If I was a they/them or an Afghan refugee or a yoot from da endz, she'd be falling over herself to try and understand my cultural background
>It'd obviously be completely unacceptable to suggest that they're being obstructive or difficult
No she wouldn't and no it would not. If you're old enough for hole and ciggies then you're too old to be acting so self-pitying over an imagined privilegeotherrs have. I'm sympathetic to the idea that a lot of therapists are too "nice" in a way that makes getting into darker topics difficult, or when you do do it can feel like talking to a well meaning teaching assistant. But don't act like a gay Somalian telling her "I like sucking cock and chewing khat" would have gotten a much better reaction.

Anyway, credit for being so honest even if it went down like a bag of spanners and even though it's probably too late, you can always do what I did and ask for a male therapist.
>> No. 465752 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 3:57 pm
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>>465745

>If I was being subconsciously wry, it's quite obviously a coping mechanism for the otherwise very bleak and monotone reality of my life with chronic depression.

>her reaction is discriminatory against northern blokes

>I feel that rather than being treated as a man with a psychiatric diagnosis, I'm treated as if I'm just a defective woman.

These things all go hand in hand really, kind of exactly what I was getting at. It's the way we deal with it. The stereotypical self-deprecation of Northern humour exists for a reason. It probably gets bundled up under the definition of poisonous manliarity and what have you, but exposes the hypocrisy behind that epithet.

I don't really have much constructive to add other than I want to tell you I understand, man.
>> No. 465753 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 4:15 pm
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>>465747

Maybe I'm being a soft cunt, I just get irked by the hypocrisy of "This is a safe space, you can say whatever is on your mind, there are no wrong answers here..." "no, not like that".

>>465752

Cheers m8.
>> No. 465755 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 6:04 pm
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>>465739
>In a small way, you were taking the piss though, y'know? If you're being really honest with yourself. It's just that like me, you use that dry sarcastic manner of expression as a way of expressing what you really mean, and most of the time people don't get it.
She's supposed to be a therapist, if she can't meet clients where they are she needs to get another job. It doesn't apply to otherlad but I bet a large percentage of men in therapy use humour to broach serious topics they're not comfortable going at directly.
>> No. 467072 Anonymous
29th October 2024
Tuesday 7:50 pm
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Sometimes I don't know if I'm actually bisexual or simply have low self esteem and I'm grateful for any attention.
>> No. 467081 Anonymous
30th October 2024
Wednesday 12:17 am
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Been awhile since I've heard any mention of TED talks. Good.

>>467072
Do you just snog other lasses at parties or go further?
>> No. 467083 Anonymous
30th October 2024
Wednesday 1:34 am
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I think we need to establish a formal policy if we leave a gap between post numbers and quotes, or put them directly on the line below. I hate to sound snobbish about imageboard etiquette but back in my day leaving the gap was normal procedure and I don't like change. It'd also rule it out as a deliberate variation to stop people trying to identify your posts.
>> No. 468525 Anonymous
9th January 2025
Thursday 9:39 pm
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A dating app for restaurants. Hear me out. Take the UI for dating apps and make it about matching users to restaurants. Customers can choose to set their preferences (cuisines, cost, location, eat-in/collect/delivery) and then they swipe through various recommendations:

Left for ‘not now’
Right to be taken to the menu
Click on a top right drop down to favourite or ban forever

They'll also be some wanky algorithm trying to improve recommendations based on what you like, your rating for the meal and what you bought. The countryside will be a more challenging market but the app would also be open to bars and pubs along with users before able to freely select ‘new here’ to find out what’s opened recently in the area to try.

Then it either goes bust or it’s a hit and the owner spends investor money on a heroic amount of ket before filling the app with bots and calling Starmer a carpet-bagger-enabler.
>> No. 468529 Anonymous
9th January 2025
Thursday 11:54 pm
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>>468525
Would it also set you up on a date with someone else who wants to go to the same restaurant so you don't have to go on your own? If so, I will pay you whatever you need to make this exist.
>> No. 468845 Anonymous
4th February 2025
Tuesday 7:46 pm
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It's impossible to say "my cocaine" without sounding like you're saying "Michael Caine" in Michael Caine's voice.
>> No. 469741 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 11:43 pm
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A few days ago I saw a dead fox floating in a canal, I think it was a young one that I'd seen running about for a few months. It was tame and even surprised me once running passed me with another fox. Poor bugger must've fell in and then been unable to find a way to lift himself out of the water before the cold got to him. It reminds me of a similar situation a few weeks back where someone's dog got out at the train station and ran onto the line. It tried to jump to the other side but couldn't make the jump so it just slowly walked along the tracks while people on either side tried to encourage it to come over so they could pull it up.

My point isn't really that there's some symbolism to all of this that I'm getting at, it's just that messed up things happen in the world and we never talk about it. Especially as a bloke you just dispassionately acknowledge it and then move on.
>> No. 469742 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 12:00 am
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>>469741

I must have seen about a dozen roadkill badgers and foxes and rabbits and so on today. Must be because it's early spring, so a lot of young ones that haven't learned to avoid the roads yet are running about, but what struck me is just how grisly and nasty it can be. Giant smears of blood running fifty feet along the road until it reaches a mangled and virtually unrecognisable heap of a corpse. The sort of thing you'd see on gore sites, death completely lacking in dignity.

I've always cared more about how badly we treat our wildlife neighbours than "the environment" in an abstract sense, and it makes me angry sometimes. We just have no respect for the fact that they live here too. Even with global warming, we only care because it'll start to cause problems by us. I don't understand how we are collectively so callous.
>> No. 470458 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 9:49 pm
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I remembered this video and it made me wonder how different we could make sex through virtual or augmented reality:


This feels like something people thought more about in the 80s with various emerging developments in virtual reality and also from the film Demolition Man but what do you two think might be good? I feel like I'm a bit prudish on this in that I can't imagine sex without a defined physical form or getting my VR fanny smashed. I'd also be uncomfortable if it's not my own physical image doing the shagging, like I wouldn't want find out after I put on my VR headset that I've become Tony from accounting.

Maybe this is the sort of thing that lends itself more to solo or casual encounters over the internet. An advancement on how know you could set a vibrator (or fleshlight) to the internet and give .gs the access to let us give you a good seeing to. Anyway, let us know your thoughts on technosex.
>> No. 470459 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 10:06 pm
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>>470458
>please sign in to confirm your age
Guess I'm not watching that one then.

Virtual hyper-sex should be outlawed.
>> No. 470460 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 10:10 pm
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>>470458
Sex only really gets different if you change the arousal triggers. Abstracting that can happen but there needs to be something linked to the human physical at the root of it, at least for the majority of people.
>> No. 470461 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 10:24 pm
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>>470459
Oh we've got just the cube for you then.

>>470460
Oh I don't know, what about sex while falling from the sky like a eagle? I bet that would wake you up in the morning if your partner decided to surprise you.
>> No. 470462 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 10:31 pm
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>>470461
You'd either be panicking about imminent death or you'd just ignore it and focus on the fucking because you know it's not real.
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18th May 2025
Sunday 10:35 pm
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>>470458

VRChat is absolutely infested with furverts.
>> No. 470637 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 10:52 pm
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I've started playing a new mental game when I'm walking in a crowded area of picturing what would happen and what my plan would be if everyone around me went insane and started trying to kill me. Obviously I don't expect to get far but depending on where I am I could probably knock a few down before they get me on the ground and have me.

Never thought about that before. I reckon how everyone seems to walk on the right in this country has finally gotten to me.
>> No. 470638 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 11:07 pm
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>>470637
Have you done the one where you imagine how many kids you could defend yourself against? Most people say about 30 but I reckon it's closer to 6 or 7.

Ever since I was a kid I used to imagine that someone was about to lean out of a passing car and shoot me up, for no real reason. The thought still happens occasionally.
I also used to wonder if there were invisible people everywhere, just screaming at me trying to communicate. Haven't thought about that one for years.
>> No. 470648 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 11:11 pm
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I ate too many sweets while trying my hand at low-light photography and gave myself the kind of stomach ache I don't think I've experienced since I was in primary school.

Ten years ago there were dozens of magazine websites that would have published that as a headline; halcyon days...
>> No. 470649 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 11:43 pm
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>>470638
Nah you're selling yourself short on that. You have to remember that they're small enough that you can easily do crowd control on them by throwing bodies around without even getting into intimidation or kids being clueless fighters.

I used to work with children so I know what I'm talking about. Even 30 is too pessimistic if you ask me, that's just over a class of children, maybe 60 would be more accurate as at that point the sheer weight of them gets too much and they'll crush you.

>I also used to wonder if there were invisible people everywhere, just screaming at me trying to communicate. Haven't thought about that one for years.

Shadow people?

>>470648
Did you have a good poo?
>> No. 470650 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 6:47 am
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>>470649

I reckon it's mainly about cardio. After knocking out 30 or 40 kids, I'd be pretty gassed.
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2nd June 2025
Monday 7:46 am
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>>470649
>Did you have a good poo?
What? Why would I? I don't think I want to know what I'd need to eat to completely reregulate my shit-schedule.
>> No. 470652 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 10:01 am
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I always factor in morale for these mass-fighting hypotheticals. It’s like fighting 100 duck-sized horses: once you’ve kicked the shit out of two or three of them, I am confident the rest would scatter and you’d win by default.
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2nd June 2025
Monday 11:14 am
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>>470652
Full size horses will panic at the sound of leaves falling, they're flightier than deer (which have the advantage of living in forests and therefore having learned from experience that leaves won't hurt them). Any number of duck size horses would scatter at the mere sight of a toddler. But I wonder why you went with duck size horses rather than ducks?
>> No. 470654 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 11:15 am
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>>470649
>fight 6-7 kids
>Nah you're selling yourself short on that. You have to remember..

What would it take for 6-7 kids to win?
>> No. 470655 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 11:23 am
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>>470653
It’s a famous hypothetical question: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
>> No. 470656 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 11:53 am
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>>470655
That question is too vague, horses and ducks are very different shapes. A duck as tall as a horse or as wide as a horse? I imagine, wing tip to tip, many ducks are wider than many horses. That would mean a duck "the size of a horse" is potentially just a normal duck. So width and height are both arbitrary. Mass makes more sense but a duck with the same mass (while maintaining the same density) as a horse would be something like 250x as tall as a normal duck and would probably collapse under its own weight or immediately asphyxiate in our atmosphere. So I choose that and my weapon of choice is steamed Chinese pancakes.
>> No. 470658 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 12:03 pm
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>>470656

Okay how about instead of size we say equivalent mass.
>> No. 470660 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 12:11 pm
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>>470654
They can just run away and let time do its work. Maybe come back in 20 years when they've all got tracksuits, pit bulls and confusing tiktok memes.

>>470655
No fucking way am I choosing a horse-sized duck. Imagine seeing a horse-sized shoebill but it's also a compulsive rapist.


The question would be better if it was fighting a gorilla or a chimpanzee. A gorilla is probably a bigger threat but it's also not looking to eat you so you might be able to make like a goose and chase it.
>> No. 470661 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 12:19 pm
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>>470658
They're still both going to immediately die of or be incapacitated by complications due to having evolved to survive at a particular size. The bigger something is, the amount of muscle needed to move and pump blood around is on an exponential curve not a straight line. Horses have huge hearts relative to their total mass, birds have tiny ones. Even if the basic of oxygen absorbtion into alveoli is somehow unaffected, the giant duck is going to collapse unable to hold up its own weight as, simultaneously, its heart fails to move blood around its veins. The horses on the other hand, with massive hearts for their new size, will have massively overpressured circulation and die squirting blood out their eyes. Maybe. I could well be wrong about the specifics but we know that both dogs and humans have a plethora of often fatal problems when we're maybe 0.5x too big or small, changing an animal by 250x (ducks are about 2kg, horses average 500kg) doesn't seem workable.
>> No. 470662 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 12:30 pm
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>>470661

What if we pretend it's the result of millions of years of evolution under precisely the correct kind of adaptation pressure that would result in a duck of the equivalent mass of a horse, and vice versa, and all the physiological changes required to make that viable while still recognisably and unquestionably being a duck and a horse.
>> No. 470663 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 12:41 pm
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>>470662
They would no longer be ducks or horses. Their whole morphology would have changed to support their new size, even if, appearance-wise, they're identical, they'd have different bone mass, muscle mass, reaction speeds, strength, flexibility and all sorts. By that point we've come so far from the initial hypothetical that it's hardly relevant.
>> No. 470664 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 3:47 pm
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>>470663
What if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck?
>> No. 470665 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 4:04 pm
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>>470664
Presumably that's a witch.
>> No. 470666 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 4:55 pm
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>>470664

A hyperreal simulacrum of a duck and so on and so on.
>> No. 470667 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 11:14 pm
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>>470663

So would you rather fight one of an animal that is physiologically an entirely unique species but which happens to be of equivalent mass to a horse and outwardly resemble a duck, or multiple of an animal that is physiologically an entirely unique species but which happens to be of equivalent mass to a duck and outwardly resemble a horse?
>> No. 470840 Anonymous
14th June 2025
Saturday 9:22 am
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Bring Northern Irish and racist is like living in a muck heap and complaining about someone wearing too much aftershave.
>> No. 470855 Anonymous
14th June 2025
Saturday 10:23 pm
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Last night I made an impulse purchase of a multipack of 'American' cream cakes from Lidl. They were on that regular America week they do so I felt compelled to get myself something nice and I couldn't remember what Twinkies are like. Needless to say I soon rediscovered that they're vile disappointing things, but I still ate most of them while watching telly.

Feeling shame that I was ruining my diet and that I will never get to a healthy weight, I threw the two I had left into the bin like I do if I ever end up with cigarettes. But I didn't cut them up or leave them outside on a public bin for the homeless. Just now I fished them out from the bottom of the bin and I feel absolutely fucking disgusted with myself.
>> No. 470861 Anonymous
15th June 2025
Sunday 3:49 pm
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>>470855
>I fished them out from the bottom of the bin and I feel absolutely fucking disgusted with myself.
Hahahah saw it coming, we've all done it mate don't worry about it. What I will say though is that you haven't failed your entire diet and will always be fat, you've just tripped yourself a bit. Can very well get up again and keep going, it doesn't have to be defeat.

I like twinkies for their squishey texture and colouring. The worst part for me is the strange tasting oil that lingers in your mouth for a while after eating.

I recently had a few American confectionaries given to me. Butterfinger is okay but for the crispy, shardlike texture of its filling. Hershey's are said to taste like vomit which I didn't notice until the the chocolate warmed up then bam sick in my mouth. Not just any sick but concentated essence of vomit.
I simply can not believe people eat this.

The other stuff was so thick with sugars and syrups they felt like my tongue was burning and my teeth could shatter. Poppets, I think, American malteaser.

Fucking horrendous people would eat like that. I would absolutely try an authentic American Mcdonalds but would have to be only 1, never again no matter what. I could imagine dying in there what with all the crap they put in their foods.
A proper American burger must be great.
>> No. 470869 Anonymous
15th June 2025
Sunday 6:40 pm
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>>470861
I've eaten in various American fast food places, a long time ago now admittedly but I don't remember them tasting any better or worse, it's only the portion sizes that were distinctly different.
>> No. 470870 Anonymous
15th June 2025
Sunday 6:58 pm
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I was already arsed to cook tonight so you bastards inspired me to get a Maccies. It's my first (and likely only) one this month so I don't think it'll hurt that much in the end. They didn't have the Biscoff McFlurry in though, so I had to get Oreo.

Oreos are fucking shit. Why does anyone like Oreos.
>> No. 470873 Anonymous
15th June 2025
Sunday 8:59 pm
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On reflection, we really should do something about highly processed food. It really is just as bad as cigarettes through being designed to hijack our reward system but it's everywhere around us all the time to the level that supermarkets are designed around forces it into your face when you walk around.

>>470869
The shocking thing is that fast food in the US is worse than elsewhere but it's a lot more economical. If you want good American fast food then I suggest going to Japan where the food matches the pictures.

>>470870
I reckon it's like coca-cola where it's pure sugar water that doesn't even taste nice but you have it anyway because of cultural conditioning.
>> No. 470874 Anonymous
15th June 2025
Sunday 9:07 pm
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>>470873

When you think about it honestly it's amazing we got to the point of banning smoking indoors, and all the advertising, not to mention all the drugs we actually made illegal. All of that was a relatively recent, post-war change from hundreds of years of complete free for all. Whenever you think about history, consciously remind yourself, they were all off their tits, because I don't think it can be under-appreciated the effect that must have had. You had cocaine in your cough syrup for fuck's sake.

These days you have to ID people for Monster energy drinks.
>> No. 471098 Anonymous
1st July 2025
Tuesday 9:54 am
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I am feeling pleased with my efforts. 15 whole days without any sweets. This mightn't sound like much, but during the first quarter of this year I was making runs to the shops just to buy bags of doughnuts or packs biscuits almost every day, so I'm considerably better off than that.

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