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>> No. 443472 Anonymous
24th April 2021
Saturday 7:58 pm
443472 New Weekend Thread
Alright lads, how's it going?
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>> No. 447892 Anonymous
17th November 2021
Wednesday 11:21 am
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PS3 arrived. Forgot how fucking massive the original ones were. The controller it came with is a DualShock 3 though so better than the SIXAXIS without a battery I have lying around.
>> No. 447919 Anonymous
17th November 2021
Wednesday 8:07 pm
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>>447892
Jailbreaking it was surprisingly trivial; now I need a bigger HDD and to do it again.
>> No. 447978 Anonymous
20th November 2021
Saturday 8:05 am
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I don't think I can cook popcorn without making at least three times more than I intended.
>> No. 447979 Anonymous
20th November 2021
Saturday 8:27 am
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>>447978
The secret is that it gets three times bigger when it pops.
>> No. 447994 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 9:53 am
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I appear to have woken up with severe chest pains. How novel.
>> No. 447996 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 11:25 am
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Has Farmfoods gone up in the world? I know financing means just about anyone can get a flash car these days, but there was an awful lot of fairly new and decent model German cars parked outside when I went this morning.
>> No. 447997 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 1:05 pm
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>>447996
Or PCPs and car loans etc have allowed plebs drive such cars.
>> No. 447998 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 1:30 pm
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>>447997
Lad.
>> No. 447999 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 2:44 pm
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>>447996
I think the supermarkets that were once looked down upon, have become more widely adopted due to COVID hitting wallets and also food supplies. You go to Lidl or Aldi and you can get Wagyu beef products or game or upmarket booze. Iceland nowadays has more focus on its premium range rather than weird party food which was present during the reign of Katona and Donovan. Don't know much about Farmfoods, but maybe they're being gentrified too.
>> No. 448000 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 2:44 pm
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>>447996
I think the supermarkets that were once looked down upon, have become more widely adopted due to COVID hitting wallets and also food supplies. You go to Lidl or Aldi and you can get Wagyu beef products or game or upmarket booze. Iceland nowadays has more focus on its premium range rather than weird party food which was present during the reign of Katona and Donovan. Don't know much about Farmfoods, but maybe they're being gentrified too.
>> No. 448001 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 2:53 pm
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>>447999
>Don't know much about Farmfoods, but maybe they're being gentrified too.

They're definitely not being gentrified. The stores are still largely freezers full of turkey twizzlers with rows of biscuits, sweets and crisps above them, with about one-fifth of the shop floor dedicated to pallets stacked high of drinks cans.

That said, I picked up a bottle of balsamic vinegar for 29p so can't complain.
>> No. 448002 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 4:33 pm
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Our lass has been gone all weekend and all I've done is get intoxicated and masturbate, despite having quite a lot of work to do.
>> No. 448005 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 5:11 pm
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>>447996
Fuck posing. Fuck what people think. A bargain is a bargain. I haven't noticed Farmfoods getting any fancier, but then I don't buy their weird frozen pies with mice and pigeon feet in. The things I do buy, however, are cheaper than they are elsewhere, so I would be a mug to shop somewhere else.
>> No. 448006 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 6:27 pm
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>>448005
Yeah, fuck all those posers at Asda.
>> No. 448007 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 8:15 pm
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I'm just going to say fuck the posers in the flash cars that insist on taking up two spaces. Tempted to make a special effort to park next to them to dent their door next time I see one. Posing cunts.
>> No. 448009 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 9:07 pm
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I jazzed up some tinned chili con carne tonight with fried onion and bell pepper and by lighting up a few chips of beechwood from the back garden in the pot with a gas torch and letting them smolder for a few minutes under a lid before putting in the chili. A trick that I saw on a cooking show once, and which really adds a nice smoky flavour.
>> No. 448013 Anonymous
21st November 2021
Sunday 10:43 pm
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>>448009
You can also get a smoky taste by mixing in the contents of an ashtray.
>> No. 448017 Anonymous
22nd November 2021
Monday 1:13 am
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>>448009
I dumped a perfectly good rosemary plant earlier as I'm moving next week. I was tempted to keep hold of some to burn in an upturned glass to make a proper old-fashioned, but I realised all my glassware is already packed. What a waste. At least my bonfire will smell good.
>> No. 448019 Anonymous
22nd November 2021
Monday 9:03 am
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>>448017

It'll need to dry before being packed in glass anyway, just wrap some in loo roll.
>> No. 448096 Anonymous
26th November 2021
Friday 8:37 pm
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I spent five days in hospital after posting this >>447994 You absolute sods didn't even reply once. After I've had my codeine shit we're having words.
>> No. 448097 Anonymous
26th November 2021
Friday 8:40 pm
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>>448096

Was it the rona?
>> No. 448098 Anonymous
26th November 2021
Friday 8:41 pm
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>>44809

Fucking hell, I can't speak for the other lad but I definitely missed that one. Glad you're not dead, are you okay now?
>> No. 448099 Anonymous
26th November 2021
Friday 9:38 pm
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>>448097
>>448098
In fairness I've probably made the same glib post a dozen times in the past and forgotten I felt even a little bit unwell by lunchtime. Looking at the time I made the Sunday post it was about ten minutes before I realised it was the kind of thing you could mock into unexistence.

The "thing" was a "spontaneous pneumothorax" which is a condition that's more likely to happen if you're kind of tall, thin and male. I'm absolutely fine now, and it was primarily a very weird week that seemed to pass in minutes long days and day long minutes all at once. Gave me a very interesting insight into the NHS I doubt many people my age get to see too. I still think it's grand, I'm just very aware I was at least two decades younger than anyone else recovering on the respiratory ward, and usually more like four or five. Hopefully it never happens again, as it's certainly unpleasant on it's own, let alone how boring the stay was. There was a chap in the same bay as me who freaked me out by telling me he was on his third collapse, but two days later I learnt he was still smoking so whatever. He claimed "three a day", but I believe that like I'll believe the next A&E doctor who tells me there may be some "slight discomfort".

Also, it's amazing how courteous people will be with pic related hanging out of you, especially if some blood gets pumped into the pipe. By that time I felt fine apart from the chest drain itself, and so it was twenty minutes before I realised why people five meters from me were stopping and saying "no, mate, you go first".
>> No. 448100 Anonymous
26th November 2021
Friday 10:44 pm
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MY BIN HAS BLOWN OVER.
>> No. 448101 Anonymous
26th November 2021
Friday 10:51 pm
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>>448100
TEACON 2
>> No. 448106 Anonymous
27th November 2021
Saturday 12:00 pm
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It was very windy last night. 60 knot crosswind gusts at the airport I was at. Sadly our planes managed to get in before that, which meant nobody got a night off to go watch their fences get blown over or whatever.

Anyway, my fence all got blown over. I only put it up a couple of months ago, I think I'm going to just not bother doing it again.
>> No. 448115 Anonymous
27th November 2021
Saturday 6:44 pm
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It was so windy I had to close the little slots at the top of the UPVC windows. Unheard of.

When I woke up this morning (dead early, then went back to bed) it was covered in snow too, but I think I might have been the only person who saw it.
>> No. 448122 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 1:51 pm
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Might try making a website, because I keep complaining that this specific website doesn't exist. It's basically a random number generator, how hard could that be (actual question btw, no idea about any of this)?
>> No. 448123 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 1:58 pm
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>>448122

What's wrong with random.org?
>> No. 448124 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 2:49 pm
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>>448122

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">

<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Generate a random numbers between 1 and 10000</title>
</head>
<p id="rnd"></p>

<script>
let x = Math.floor((Math.random() * 10000) + 1);
document.getElementById("rnd").innerHTML = x;
</script>
</body>

</html>
>> No. 448125 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 3:02 pm
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>>448122

If this is a site for randomised masturbation instructions, they do already exist.
>> No. 448126 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 4:41 pm
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I think I'll have tomato soup pasta for my tea. I need some hearty comfort food in this weather.
>> No. 448127 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 5:00 pm
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>>448126

Hearty cum for food?
>> No. 448128 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 5:10 pm
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>>448127
Depends how hot and beefy it is.
>> No. 448129 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 5:38 pm
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>>448123
>>448124
>>448125
I want something to randomly select factions in a game, similar to how you can randomise teams in Fifa , you maniacs. When I said "basically a random number generator", I didn't mean it's literally that.
>> No. 448132 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 5:57 pm
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>>448129
Yes how stupid of them to not be able to divine your true intentions.
>> No. 448133 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 6:04 pm
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>>448129

Sorry, I missed the part where you explained anything beyond saying "basically a random number generator".

https://miniwebtool.com/random-picker/
>> No. 448201 Anonymous
3rd December 2021
Friday 1:14 pm
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We've put the issue to my demented paranoid granddad of him moving into care, as we can ill afford more incidents like the bin man shoving a few weeks ago. But my granddad was having none of it when my mum said to him that maybe it will be easier for him if he has other people doing all the little everyday things for him, and he just said to my mum in a watered down Geordie accent, "I wiped the shit off your bum every day before you could even walk!".

Note to self: Don't attempt to argue with a clinically crazy person. Even your most seasoned persuading skills will be no match for their twisted logic.
>> No. 448205 Anonymous
4th December 2021
Saturday 2:25 pm
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When I was at uni I ate like shit all the time and never felt any different for it.

Approaching 30 I've ate like shit for about 2 and a half days and then tried to do my usual gym and running routine and I feel like I might pass into the abyss at any moment. Currently lay on my floor just sipping water waiting for my energy to come back.

Eat properly everybody.
>> No. 448207 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 8:24 am
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>>448205
This.
I started making an attempt to lose weight with exercise and calorie counting a few months ago. And now I look at some of the stuff I used to just scoff without thinking and it turns out to be a single meal could use up my entire allowence for a day etc.
>> No. 448215 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 4:36 pm
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I've never been into piss, but I think that Sophia Urista thing might have awakened something in me.

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/internalharmlessgallowaycow
>> No. 448216 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 5:08 pm
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>>448215
I feel a bit bad about it; she's a fantastic singer and performer, I'm disappointed that her big break has come in the form of piss fetishists.


>> No. 448219 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 5:32 pm
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>>448216

It was an impressive piss, you've got to give her that.
>> No. 448221 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 5:54 pm
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>>448215

I don't like how she just pulls up without so much as a wipe. That's asking for trouble. That said I wouldn't have ever said I have a piss fetish, but there's something very intimate about watching someone piss. It signals a lot of trust and ease in your company I guess.

Seeing it in that context doesn't do much for me, but if you've ever had a lass squat down and go against a tree in front of you while you're out on a long trek or something, that's quite... Yes.
>> No. 448222 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 6:10 pm
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>>448221

She was being punk on stage, you expect her to waddle to the side with her trousers around her thighs and wait for a roadie to bring her some loo roll?
>> No. 448223 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 7:09 pm
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>>448222

Yes, I know she's trying to be cool and BRILLIANT, but there's nothing cool about a bright red rash on your piss flaps. She'll regret it later on.
>> No. 448224 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 7:20 pm
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Maybe some of you aren't piss fetishists, but if she wants to wipe, there's always my face. I'll get her clean.
>> No. 448226 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 9:40 pm
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I see the appeal of piss, but whenever I taste my own it makes think I couldn't stomach a whole stream of it, even if it is from a sexy lady. Very bitter.
>> No. 448227 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 10:18 pm
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>>448226

It's probably fine if it's from someone as well hydrated as she was.
>> No. 448228 Anonymous
6th December 2021
Monday 2:23 am
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Don't know if I've ever been too miserable to go to sleep before, but it's great to know there are new experiences for me even in this bleak non-existence I call a life.

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