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>>	New Weekend Thread Anonymous 21/04/24 (Sat)19:58 No. 443472 Anonymous 24th April 2021 Saturday 7:58 pm 443472 New Weekend Thread Alright lads, how's it going?

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Anonymous 21/11/28 (Sun)14:49 No. 448124 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 2:49 pm 448124

>>448122

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">

<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Generate a random numbers between 1 and 10000</title>
</head>
<p id="rnd"></p>

<script>
let x = Math.floor((Math.random() * 10000) + 1);
document.getElementById("rnd").innerHTML = x;
</script>
</body>

</html>

>>	Anonymous 21/11/28 (Sun)15:02 No. 448125 Anonymous 28th November 2021 Sunday 3:02 pm 448125 >>448122 If this is a site for randomised masturbation instructions, they do already exist.

>>	Anonymous 21/11/28 (Sun)16:41 No. 448126 Anonymous 28th November 2021 Sunday 4:41 pm 448126 I think I'll have tomato soup pasta for my tea. I need some hearty comfort food in this weather.

>>	Anonymous 21/11/28 (Sun)17:00 No. 448127 Anonymous 28th November 2021 Sunday 5:00 pm 448127 >>448126 Hearty cum for food?

>>	Anonymous 21/11/28 (Sun)17:10 No. 448128 Anonymous 28th November 2021 Sunday 5:10 pm 448128 >>448127 Depends how hot and beefy it is.

Anonymous 21/11/28 (Sun)17:38 No. 448129 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 5:38 pm 448129

>>448123
>>448124
>>448125
I want something to randomly select factions in a game, similar to how you can randomise teams in Fifa , you maniacs. When I said "basically a random number generator", I didn't mean it's literally that.

>>	Anonymous 21/11/28 (Sun)17:57 No. 448132 Anonymous 28th November 2021 Sunday 5:57 pm 448132 >>448129 Yes how stupid of them to not be able to divine your true intentions.

>>	Anonymous 21/11/28 (Sun)18:04 No. 448133 Anonymous 28th November 2021 Sunday 6:04 pm 448133 >>448129 Sorry, I missed the part where you explained anything beyond saying "basically a random number generator". https://miniwebtool.com/random-picker/

Anonymous 21/12/03 (Fri)13:14 No. 448201 Anonymous
3rd December 2021
Friday 1:14 pm 448201

We've put the issue to my demented paranoid granddad of him moving into care, as we can ill afford more incidents like the bin man shoving a few weeks ago. But my granddad was having none of it when my mum said to him that maybe it will be easier for him if he has other people doing all the little everyday things for him, and he just said to my mum in a watered down Geordie accent, "I wiped the shit off your bum every day before you could even walk!".

Note to self: Don't attempt to argue with a clinically crazy person. Even your most seasoned persuading skills will be no match for their twisted logic.

Anonymous 21/12/04 (Sat)14:25 No. 448205 Anonymous
4th December 2021
Saturday 2:25 pm 448205

When I was at uni I ate like shit all the time and never felt any different for it.

Approaching 30 I've ate like shit for about 2 and a half days and then tried to do my usual gym and running routine and I feel like I might pass into the abyss at any moment. Currently lay on my floor just sipping water waiting for my energy to come back.

Eat properly everybody.

Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)08:24 No. 448207 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 8:24 am 448207

>>448205
This.
I started making an attempt to lose weight with exercise and calorie counting a few months ago. And now I look at some of the stuff I used to just scoff without thinking and it turns out to be a single meal could use up my entire allowence for a day etc.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)16:36 No. 448215 Anonymous 5th December 2021 Sunday 4:36 pm 448215 I've never been into piss, but I think that Sophia Urista thing might have awakened something in me. https://www.redgifs.com/watch/internalharmlessgallowaycow

>>	Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)17:08 No. 448216 Anonymous 5th December 2021 Sunday 5:08 pm 448216 >>448215 I feel a bit bad about it; she's a fantastic singer and performer, I'm disappointed that her big break has come in the form of piss fetishists.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)17:32 No. 448219 Anonymous 5th December 2021 Sunday 5:32 pm 448219 >>448216 It was an impressive piss, you've got to give her that.

Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)17:54 No. 448221 Anonymous
5th December 2021
Sunday 5:54 pm 448221

>>448215

I don't like how she just pulls up without so much as a wipe. That's asking for trouble. That said I wouldn't have ever said I have a piss fetish, but there's something very intimate about watching someone piss. It signals a lot of trust and ease in your company I guess.

Seeing it in that context doesn't do much for me, but if you've ever had a lass squat down and go against a tree in front of you while you're out on a long trek or something, that's quite... Yes.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)18:10 No. 448222 Anonymous 5th December 2021 Sunday 6:10 pm 448222 >>448221 She was being punk on stage, you expect her to waddle to the side with her trousers around her thighs and wait for a roadie to bring her some loo roll?

>>	Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)19:09 No. 448223 Anonymous 5th December 2021 Sunday 7:09 pm 448223 >>448222 Yes, I know she's trying to be cool and BRILLIANT, but there's nothing cool about a bright red rash on your piss flaps. She'll regret it later on.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)19:20 No. 448224 Anonymous 5th December 2021 Sunday 7:20 pm 448224 Maybe some of you aren't piss fetishists, but if she wants to wipe, there's always my face. I'll get her clean.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)21:40 No. 448226 Anonymous 5th December 2021 Sunday 9:40 pm 448226 I see the appeal of piss, but whenever I taste my own it makes think I couldn't stomach a whole stream of it, even if it is from a sexy lady. Very bitter.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/05 (Sun)22:18 No. 448227 Anonymous 5th December 2021 Sunday 10:18 pm 448227 >>448226 It's probably fine if it's from someone as well hydrated as she was.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/06 (Mon)02:23 No. 448228 Anonymous 6th December 2021 Monday 2:23 am 448228 Don't know if I've ever been too miserable to go to sleep before, but it's great to know there are new experiences for me even in this bleak non-existence I call a life.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/11 (Sat)19:17 No. 448327 Anonymous 11th December 2021 Saturday 7:17 pm 448327 Today I had to go to Dewsbury. It smelled like poo because of that factory near Sainsbury's and I saw quite a few rats scuttling about.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/12 (Sun)17:29 No. 448346 Anonymous 12th December 2021 Sunday 5:29 pm 448346 Selena Gomez only has one expression.

Anonymous 21/12/18 (Sat)12:08 No. 448422 Anonymous
18th December 2021
Saturday 12:08 pm 448422

I have a date later but didn't do my due diligence of internet stalking beforehand. Turns out my date is a Mormon, an Asian Mormon which is just confusing, how bad of a time am I in for? Should I just say that I have covid?

>>	Anonymous 21/12/18 (Sat)12:14 No. 448423 Anonymous 18th December 2021 Saturday 12:14 pm 448423 >>448422 You're going to get recruited so hard.

Anonymous 21/12/18 (Sat)12:38 No. 448424 Anonymous
18th December 2021
Saturday 12:38 pm 448424

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>>448422
Mormon missionaries, especially from the US, are fucking lovely. Their cultural conditioning produces very pleasant people. I'd like to mention the cult like aspect and how it's such a shame, but can I honestly say my life is better? Perhaps less deluded but who really decides what delusion is.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/18 (Sat)12:57 No. 448425 Anonymous 18th December 2021 Saturday 12:57 pm 448425 >>448422 Have fun but don't expect it to last if she's not thinking of leaving or you're not open to joining. Cults like to keep it in the family and will keep getting in the way.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/18 (Sat)13:19 No. 448426 Anonymous 18th December 2021 Saturday 1:19 pm 448426 >>448424 It's a shame they can't be lovely enough to understand that you are in a hurry to get to the train station, and you are too lovely to tell them to fuck off.

Anonymous 21/12/18 (Sat)23:46 No. 448427 Anonymous
18th December 2021
Saturday 11:46 pm 448427

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>>448422
My update is that she's pretty sexy, think Aubrey Plaza with a working class London accent who is chill but likes to wear the trousers. She's the classic hard Northern Chinese girl which makes for a strange break from Hong Kongers - she doesn't believe in democracy and thinks there's nothing wrong with what the Chinese communist party is doing. Her choice on the egg question is fried egg so she's a dirty girl deep down.

Such a shame that she's messed up with a cult, you can tell how it happened as well with some scumbag who friendzoned her so hard it destroyed her life and now she blames herself for not being able to read signs. Her 30th birthday is on Monday, should I hold off on the 'yeah it's not going to go anywhere good is it lass' dumping text until Tuesday?

>>	Anonymous 21/12/19 (Sun)05:30 No. 448428 Anonymous 19th December 2021 Sunday 5:30 am 448428 >>448427 How many timid Orientals have you dated now? I'm assuming it's all the same lad with yellow fever.

Anonymous 21/12/19 (Sun)12:20 No. 448429 Anonymous
19th December 2021
Sunday 12:20 pm 448429

>>448428
>I'm assuming it's all the same lad with yellow fever

There were 3 of us in the /iq/ thread and therefore by the process of transubstantiation you're a yellow-fever lad too. What's wrong, did your wife catalogue get delayed by Christmas?

>>	Anonymous 21/12/19 (Sun)12:50 No. 448430 Anonymous 19th December 2021 Sunday 12:50 pm 448430 >>448429 Last time I checked, my hair isn't made out of pubes and I'm not wearing a Regatta/Craghoppers/Mountain Warehouse jacket so I can't be one of those creepy lads into Chinks.

>>	Anonymous 21/12/19 (Sun)16:01 No. 448431 Anonymous 19th December 2021 Sunday 4:01 pm 448431 >>448430 You actually might want to start wrapping up warm at this time of year with that new covid going around. I'm sure there's some Asian men about to cook you a vegetarian ready meal too, lass.

Anonymous 21/12/19 (Sun)17:23 No. 448432 Anonymous
19th December 2021
Sunday 5:23 pm 448432

First time I won't be seeing my family around Christmas in my 29 years of life. Don't mind to be honest. My partner and I are both working, so fitting in a visit over New Years is just not viable. Also I don't particularly want to see them, as callous as that sounds. I'd rather sit in my underwear playing on my Xbox than have to put on my "I am a normal human being" disguise to interact with my family.

Anonymous 21/12/19 (Sun)18:14 No. 448433 Anonymous
19th December 2021
Sunday 6:14 pm 448433

>>448432
I don't mind it either but you know what I do mind, people feeling sorry for me like I'm going to hang myself. It makes me question what normal people get up to when they're online if not getting up to cunt-offs. My boss is the worst because it's also overstepping bounds.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/01 (Sat)22:34 No. 448730 Anonymous 1st January 2022 Saturday 10:34 pm 448730 What is the appeal of Judi Love?

Anonymous 22/01/01 (Sat)23:26 No. 448731 Anonymous
1st January 2022
Saturday 11:26 pm 448731

>>448730
She ticks at least two tokenism boxes, being simultaneously a woman and a black. And rather than being a scary and unpredictable one, she is the exact same sort of sassy that black women have been turning into a career since at least the 1990s and probably longer. She also presumably has the same celebrity agent that all the other boring fucks have, so whenever there is a celebrity version of any TV programme, you'll get all the same twats you see on every programme, now with a free bonus Judi Love.

There's some sassy black American woman who was on Live at the Apollo a few weeks ago, and she was fantastic. I've forgotten her name right now, but it's a shame the endless Celebrity Game Show You Would Never Normally Watch episodes don't get her instead.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/01 (Sat)23:29 No. 448732 Anonymous 1st January 2022 Saturday 11:29 pm 448732 >>448731 >don't get her instead Yeah most of the panel / quiz shows that feature that familiar group of comedians have the same agent - she just isn't friends with the right people, sadly.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/02 (Sun)21:05 No. 448736 Anonymous 2nd January 2022 Sunday 9:05 pm 448736 >>448730 She's just there as eye candy. Her actual comedy is dire, but she's very pretty.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/02 (Sun)21:51 No. 448737 Anonymous 2nd January 2022 Sunday 9:51 pm 448737 >>448736 This is an almost perfect post. Genuinely no idea if it's bait or genuine, could easily be either here.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/02 (Sun)22:33 No. 448738 Anonymous 2nd January 2022 Sunday 10:33 pm 448738 bpanews_b6283dc0-d49f-4c43-8a7b-6147d0df2a45_1.jpg >>448737 It's got to be bait. Has to be.

Anonymous 22/01/02 (Sun)23:36 No. 448739 Anonymous
2nd January 2022
Sunday 11:36 pm 448739

Here's a tip for lassmates: If you're looking to get a bloke to message you back on a dating app you should avoid doing all your messaging on a Sunday night on January second. For me, tonight has been ridiculous for the traffic and how many women are obviously just bored.

Even a week ago would've been fine and I'd put up with all our superhero shit and "hi" messages on bumble but now I have a date at the weekend so I can be more picky.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/02 (Sun)23:37 No. 448740 Anonymous 2nd January 2022 Sunday 11:37 pm 448740 >>448738 Dunno lad, you've seen some of the posts here. Who knows.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/02 (Sun)23:45 No. 448741 Anonymous 2nd January 2022 Sunday 11:45 pm 448741 Pretty sure the Judi Love thing was bait by our new pal The Sun Reading Granddad.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/03 (Mon)00:03 No. 448742 Anonymous 3rd January 2022 Monday 12:03 am 448742 >>448741 How so?

>>	Anonymous 22/01/03 (Mon)00:10 No. 448743 Anonymous 3rd January 2022 Monday 12:10 am 448743 >>448742 Out of the blue, she wasn't even on telly when the post was made and let's be honest, there's nothing those freaks love more whinging about more than fat black lasses.

Anonymous 22/01/03 (Mon)00:30 No. 448744 Anonymous
3rd January 2022
Monday 12:30 am 448744

>>448743
If you mean >>448731, then I wrote that post, and I sat through the entire Big Fat Quiz of 2021, which she was on, and I assume the other poster had seen her on that too. She was also on Strictly Come Dancing earlier this year. She is definitely doing the celebrity circuit, while I haven't seen her doing anything not as a celebrity, like presenting her own programmes or telling her own jokes or whatever. She's not offensively bad, but she doesn't contribute anything good either. She might as well not be there.

I have also posted several times in the latest clashes with Marxist Reductionist Poster, however, so you could be right.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/03 (Mon)00:35 No. 448745 Anonymous 3rd January 2022 Monday 12:35 am 448745 >>448744 I'm not reading all that, stop talking to me.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/03 (Mon)01:35 No. 448746 Anonymous 3rd January 2022 Monday 1:35 am 448746 >>448745 Okay.

>>	Anonymous 22/01/03 (Mon)12:36 No. 448753 Anonymous 3rd January 2022 Monday 12:36 pm 448753 >>448744 Also she's on Loose Women, and the panel show about black excellence, and Celebrity Masterchef last year. Her star seemed to rise very quickly and out of nowhere, particularly for an older woman.

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