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>> | No. 443472
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Alright lads, how's it going? |
>> | No. 443473
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Great! I built a new coldframe to put my agave in. I need to add another level to it in order to fit them all, potted up in, but I've reclaimed almost enough second-hand glass to do that with. How's yours? |
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Seriously I bought all this sim racing shit and I can't use it without getting really drowsy. I think it's sopite syndrome, fuck. |
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I've asked my Dad want he wants for his birthday and all he wants is a bar of Dairy Milk. I can't just get him that but he's so difficult to buy for. |
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1_Screen-Shot-2019-12-11-at-110813[1].png >>443477 |
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I was having a strangely enjoyable dream about cheating on my ex but then the person I cheated with turning out to be shit in bed, then sharing a nice intimate moment with her afterwards where I realised how lucky I was. |
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I am trying not to be excited about the Line of Duty finale this evening, but I am failing. |
>> | No. 443556
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All good, drinking Bishops Finger and listening to my teenlad tunes. |
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Screenshot_2021-05-02 Explore - YouTube.png Obviously I've not watched this, and yeah, yeah, he's probably a millionaire and he has steak for dinner every night and he eats it off the nude body of his solid gold girlfriend who has diamonds for tits, but is my gut reaction that a lad who looks like a grown man doing this is embarrassing bullshit or not? Is this actually somehow much worse than Dick 'n' Dom in da Bungalow? Or, again, am I just being a miserable, old, twenty-something and even having an opinion on what is clearly kids entertainment marks me out as an irredeemable shit? |
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Is it illegal to make threats, in the abstract? Like, can I threaten a policeman that if I don't get what I want, I'm going to stand on one leg for thirty seconds? Hypothetically speaking him not using his discretion to ignore me for being a waste of time but if he was feeling vindictive, could I be lawfully arrested for it? |
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I'm just going to come out and say it. |
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abridged article.png >>443578 |
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I might have a lass coming over this evening but I really need to clean my flat beforehand. When I was a teenager the place would already be gleaming but now that I'm in my early 30s with a full-time job more than ever I'd really rather sit in my own filth playing computer games at the weekend. |
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It's raining. I've just got a drain rod stuck, probably irretrievably and the drain's still not flowing. My hands smell, I'm cold and wet, and not entirely happy. |
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I can hear the neighbours arguing. |
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A strategy game or a racing game? No, Sopranos clips. |
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I went for a walk along the canal this morning. There was a man, I guess he was in his mid-forties, who had what I can only describe as techno-panpipe music blasting out of his rucksack. |
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I need to get a tablet for work and I think I need to reign in what I'm looking to buy. At the minute I've got my eye on an iPad Pro for £600 from Costsco; as I'm self-employed I should be able to knock off at least 20% when I put it through my expenses. It's mainly going to be used for running a few apps and presentations during client meetings so all I really need is something that will have a decent screen, run smoothly and have quite a lot of longevity but now I've got it into my head if I spend a little more I'll be able to run things like Football Manager Touch to keep me entertained whilst I'm sat in my car in the middle of nowhere between meetings. |
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external-content.duckduckgo.com.png Who of you keeps crisps in the cupboard? I'm partial to Hot Dorritos, which I eat with chopsticks, but they're terribly greasy. |
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Untitled.jpg >>443704 |
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Tintin.jpg >>443715 |
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Captain.jpg >>443722 |
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212a9ad5c14c3a8d24ff6c19ef96becc.jpg Today I have been to feed the ducks and there were a few little ducklings about. Then I went to the charity shop and I picked up Peter Crouch's bulk to bulk out what I'm getting my dad for his birthday. On the way home I went to Farmfoods and they had Linda McCartney mince for 99p so I bought shitloads of it. |
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I wish this winter would fucking end. It's hailing for the third time this week. What a piss take. |
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6tivot8pmus31.jpg >>443726 |
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d5ndek8-1ac1729c-50bb-4ebb-9167-685e41a421ea.png >>443726 |
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landofsoviets6.jpg >>443722 |
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20210515_151953.jpg I made a wee salad using greens from my garden today and it was quite nice. |
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Went for a long trek this afternoon. Was going alright until we got piss wet through on the way back to the train station, and subsequently spent about the next two hours freezing and miserable. Didn't even get to have a pint because the walk was a lot longer than expected, and that was the whole point of going on the train instead of just driving. |
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>>443730 |
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Violently frustrated, I hope everyone dies, everyone everyone everyone. Fuck everything. |
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How much poo can your body hold? |
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It turns out I'm out of suet, so I've had to make dumplings with butter and self raising flour. I have the feeling they'll be a bit shit. |
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6f119814a9c7ea11.jpg Anywhere in particular you lads would recommend getting a kitchen utensil set from? Apparently it's really important there's a matching potato masher. |
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>>443748 |
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I thought I'd get a headstart on some work this afternoon so my Monday isn't such a joke. It hasn't gone well. |
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I've got The Simpsons on in the background whilst I'm lazing around this morning. I'm not one of those purists but it's really, really bad. This episode is from the 22nd series. |
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E1yqeQdXIAEIQGA.jpg The other day I found a YouTube channel that for the past twelve years had just uploaded videos of Descent II in which the uploader had replaced textures on in game bosses with photos of people he knew from school and maybe girls he'd dated. He's still at it, and while I don't want to link to the channel because it seems like he's genuinely unwell I really feel the need to tell someone else it exists. It's very easy to get trapped by one's own history. |
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bijbi.jpg >>443849 |
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Concerning levels of "I don't want to be awake anymore" going on. |
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Hang on when the fuck did Graham Norton become a grandad? |
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Fucking hilarious nil pois. Poor bloke, he seemed like a nice chap as well in the pre-show documentary. Can't be helping his clinical anxiety. |
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The spastic 20 seconds in is quite fit, ngl. I think she was in Tracy Beaker. |
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I went out for a curry last night and then I had a shag when I got home. Now I have tummy ache. |
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I really thought those Wheatabix would change how I felt about killing myself, but it seems not. |
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mannakin.png Fill your boot(s) with mannequin lads! £50, all you can take! |
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I've noticed that Foreign Affairs is £20 this weekend but I'm wondering if there's a better publication for this, ones that aren't tied to Washington DC thinking. Are there any British equivalents beyond picking up a newspaper subscription? Ones that don't cost hundreds of pounds a year? |
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Scratch Politico, sorry, I thought it was European. |
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Not trying to be a cunt, say you've been chatting up a lass but find out she's out of work at the moment. Is that a red-flag or is it still fair game in covid-land? Not furloughed but jobless. |
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My cold has gotten slightly better. The biggest problem is now a persistent dry cough that really saps my energy. |
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foto_no_exif.jpg Here's some wild cows from the Calderdale moors today. |
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I think I've gotten much too attached to the wellbeing of Ross Scott's YouTube career. |
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The Hobbit trilogy is shit. |
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>>444000 |
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One set of parents have moved from suburban Swansea to Mumbles. There's precisely one road to/from the city, so naturally the combination of a bank holiday weekend and a real possibility of sunshine meant it's been rammed all day every day. |
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Brain v Penis.gif >>444010 |
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Went for a dip in the mixed ponds at Hampstead Heath yesterday. £4.05 for a quick jump in and then a dry off. |
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2021-05-31 11.32.32 - Copy.jpg >>444002 |
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I've not seen a thalidomide in years. Did they die out? |
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I went to the seaside today. It made me remember that I don't really like people. There are also a lot of overweight women in this country. |
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I popped out, and my neighbour's bins were out. My brain's initial reaction was to query whether I had possibly travelled forward in time a few days, but then quickly followed up with the more likely explanation that he's gone away for a few days. |
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I'm going to do a sensory deprivation tank later on today. |
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I've been gone about a year from this place, what have I missed? |
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ShotType1_540x540.jpg About 20 years ago, you used to be able to get smart price/tesco value frosted flakes directly in a bag. No cardboard box, just a plastic bag. These particular flakes had a very distinctive construction -- they were more 'puffy' than frosties, and had what appeared to be considerably more sugar. |
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I don't want to jinx it but I've still yet to see a mozzie this year. The annoying thing is that my bug zapper has just arrived and was looking forward to hearing the little arseholes crackle by my bed all night. |
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flyingant.jpg >>444039 |
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Made some salad tonight with maple leaves, after reading that the Norway maple here in the back garden is actually edible and that in some vegan/alt food circles, people use maple leaves for anything from salad to wraps. Right now in spring is apparently a good time to consume them, while they're still fresh and tender. |
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I think I must concede a mea culpa regarding my flag-fanatic street neighbours. Months of Union Jacks, half-mast Union Jacks for Racist Phil and an Easter Flag (no, me neither) led me to assume they must be Borisites of the worst sort, but today they put up a massive great big LGBT Pride flag, the one that's, aesthetically at least, awful on account of the black, brown and trans pride coloured bit on the side, no less. Maybe they just lost a bet on their Flag Botherers UK Facebook page, though that seems unlikely. |
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flag.jpg >>444054 |
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ebaa70b497ede8b6cd0adeb872b1d96b.jpg A walk in the sun and some silly floppy hair has left me looking not unlike Harvey Dent. |
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Woke up at 5, and couldn't get back to sleep. Not been out of the house in the morning for months. It is a strange feeling. |
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Today I've decided to have a sort through my DVD collection and have a bit of a clear out. Ummed and ahhed whether I should keep the likes of my Peep Show box set but they're available on All4 these days. I'll probably send it to a charity shop because Music Magie would give me a whopping £1.01 for it. |
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Today's solution is necking bourbon straight from the bottle and a 6 pack of Wagon Wheels. |
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Would this make Mr Whippy style ice cream? |
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Wait, maybe. |
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Is there are a job where I can get paid money to be sad about the Eastern Front? I fear the answer is likely no. |
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stonewall.png I feel that, given the record of the media on treatment of gay people, if an LGBT+ organisation is pissing off all the newspapers, it's probably doing the right thing, yeah? |
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a9a.jpg >>444185 |
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You lads have gone all weird. Is it the heat making you cranky? |
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Making myself miserable by looking at the conditions for getting an Aus/NZ resident visa. Who'd've thought a skills based immigration system would be so cruel to those with a degree but no real skills? |
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weather.jpg It's been nice knowing you lads. |
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I love the agonising heat. It will never be worse than darkness at 4pm. Never. I know some people don't live in ground-floor flats, and moan that their palatial estates are too hot to sleep in, but I'll buy your house off you if you're too much of a pussy to live in one. Or were you not serious and just wanted to whine? I hope you enjoy my Seasonal Affective Disorder when late September comes around. |
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I don't mind the daytime temperatures, it's when it barely gets colder at night that gets me. 17º minimum is just not comfortable to sleep in. |
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Diarrhoea at half past midnight. Diarrhoea again at half past four. What a treat I have in store for this weekend. Can't wait for more arse gravy later. |
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Untitled.png I'm not sure if this is a cock-up or a droll intentional mistake. |
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Just did a fat rock of parmesan before bed, lads. When I see God I'll tell you said "more fat chicks". |
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In any normal amount I actually quite like coriander, but if I eat a lot of it in one go (e.g. a homemade salsa with a heavy amount of the 'erb) then it starts to taste like soap. Does that make me a Soap Coriander Person or what? Normally I'd class it in my top 3 herbs. |
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fuckoff.jpg Spotify is really trying to get me to listen to podcast of people playing Dungeons and Dragons, likely presented by people who would bully the kids playing it 15 years ago. |
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heroforge.jpg I could get this skeleton-elk-frog-aphant cast in bronze (unpainted) for only $99 (plus shipping). |
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DSC_1546.jpg So much for the hottest day of the year. It's been miserable and overcast most of the day. Still cunting warm, like, but hardly the scorcher we'd been promised. I've got a twelve pack of Desperados and some limes in the fridge, I was hoping I'd be able to recreate a bit of Costa Del Sol vibe in my living room. |
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I am going to buy a second monitor. |
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tempcomp.png It's too bloody hot, make it stop. |
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>>444529 |
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Asian tiger mosquito.jpg >>444530 |
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Lads, first I was told that I should be wary about being so polite, as it's a tactic used by alt-right to appear presentable. Now someone on Rudgwick has told me "I'll pass on the classic rudgwick "lets send eachother essays forever" trope". Isn't that called a discussion? |
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3c9.jpg >>444549 |
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There's a sub-rudgewick you might all enjoy called The Motte which is dedicated to |
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Someone is wrong on internet.png >>444551 |
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My daughter's class made cards for Mother's Day but haven't done the same for Father's Day. Broken Britain. |
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I'll die if I eat that last bit of cheesecake. This is what I'm telling myself: I'll die. |
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Today I got a £13 soldering set off Amazon, and set to work replacing the pickups in one of my guitars (a PRS SE) with a fancy set of "boutique" hot PAFs. Supposedly made to sound like the ones in Jimmy Page's Les Paul. |
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>>444599 |
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Since about 2am I've been able to my heart pounding in my chest and my pulse in my lips. The term "weekend" never seemed more appropriate. |
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>>444601 |
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A working theory I've had for many years now (and have probably posted on here already) is that of the Technological Threshold -- at some point within the last 40 years or so (maybe 50 now), we passed the point where the average layman could understand and service the technology he uses every day. Ironically enough, in many cases, the increase in complexity of these technologies has served to make them more reliable, efficient, and easy to use. |
>> | No. 444657
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Me, I'm just lazy. I'd rather not spend my Saturday morning arguing with some nuts in a cold garage even if it costs me. |
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>>444656 |
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Tornado in Barking. Flooding in Romford. |
>> | No. 444663
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Just had the worst poo of my life -- the best way I can describe it was ringpiece cramps. I'm in actual pain. |
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I wish I capable of experiencing emotions other than anger. |
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>>444664 |
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I tried out the notification settings in discord. Beep beep beep, chat chat chat. Fuck that, mute it down. Then I wonder why i'm lonely and have no social contact. |
>> | No. 444667
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E4siLXVXwAcETg2.jpg A number of XR members were arrested while/for painting banners yesterday, today the MET have said they won't investigate Hancock because what he's done is "retrospective". This is a joke. |
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>>444667 |
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kate-nash.jpg >>444669 |
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The US has released its official report on Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. I'm giving it a read now, and it's all in nauseatingly military language - they rightly suggest that a plastic bag would fall under the category of "aerial clutter", but then feel the need to go on and say that it would inhibit a pilot's ability to see enemy targets. |
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I have some idea where the 159 Miami missing are located. |
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Bird on the shipping forecast just said "eathd" instead of east. Bet she feels like topping herself now, can you imagine. |
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>>444691 |
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diedinhouse.png >>444694 |
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nyt.jpg >>444706 |
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This discussion just reminds me of thinking about how mad it must've been to be a pacific islander when Europeans showed up. I mean for any culture it would be a shock, but it hits harder when you've got a culture who's whole thing is the sea and then strangers shows up, completely unpredictably, completely out of the blue. Imagine you're sitting one day in some tropical paradise and then out of nowhere comes the largest and most bizarre looking ship you've ever seen in your life. So you go out to it and there are these ghostly looking weirdos in outrageous outfits, and you swap some fish with them or something and then after a day or two they clear off again. How does one even process something like that, something completely outside your civilisational sphere of reference? |
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>>444711 |
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I have to say, all this chat about aliens discovering us is a lot more exciting than the usual discussions about us discovering aliens. I have decided that us discovering aliens would actually be really depressing, because if they're nearby, like on Mars, they're probably just moss or fungus, or flies in the absolute best-case scenario. So kind of disappointing. Even if there are little green men on a moon of Uranus or wherever, that's great, but how would we get there? They'd be out there but they'd take 15 years to visit, probably. And that's still incredibly unlikely; any aliens we discover are most likely to be one of those Dyson spheres 50 light years away. That would be the most fascinating thing ever, and we would never be able to speak to them, even knowing that they're out there, because we'd all be dead before we got a reply. How awful. |
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>>444713 |
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>>444703 |
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I can and will live only on popcorn and coffee. |
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>>444715 |
>> | No. 444718
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Lidl had cantaloupes on sale this weekend for 99p. But when I cut it open just now, it had an overpowering smell and taste of acetone. I could barely eat one piece of it. Acetone smell in cantaloupes is apparently somewhat common, and it's either a sign of excessive fertiliser use or of the cantaloupe being overrripe. In both cases, if the Interwebs are right, it's not fit for consumption. And Lidl were cheeky bastards for still wanting 99p for it. |
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>>444717 |
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I made cheese scones this morning. Shame I didn't have any chives but still lovely. |
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>>444717 |
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>>444720 |
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>>444721 modern humans are the only known species who have a concept of personal property. |
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>Lidl is extremely hit and miss when it comes to fresh produce. |
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>>444723 |
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I've just heard quacking outside. I think there's a duck in one of my neighbour's gardens. What the fuck is a duck doing around here? |
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>>444726 |
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>>444717 |
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>>444728 |
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Of course the aliens haven't made contact with us. They respect the Prime Directive. |
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>>444734 |
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c601cb1cd882dd112fa71321054e4e5238927a71c6e0067416.jpg >>444736 |
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>>444737 |
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>>444738 |
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Morrisons have refunded me items from my home shopping that didn't need refunding and I still have. |
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>>444740 |
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Today I handed in my notice at work, as I've been lining up something else for myself elsewhere. Having the conversation with my supervisors about it had been playing on my mind for several months, and now I'm just exhausted. |
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>>444842 |
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>>444842 |
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>>444847 |
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Just had a new dishwasher delivered. All is well. BUT WHY DOIES IT NEED WIFI FFS WHY |
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>>444855 |
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>>444855 |
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444858
Apparently I should be experiences rain, thunder and lightning right now but all I see is blue skies to the horizon. I'm very much looking forward to a very dramatic change in weather. |
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Very gay of the Free Masons to not let women join. |
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>>444857 |
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>>444860 |
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uncropped.jpg Found the uncropped version of that Boris photo-op. |
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>>444862 |
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>>444860 |
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The 'rona lockdown has been really bad on me. I have gained 3.5 stones and most of my clothes don't fit me. I bought a few polo shirts that arrived today, but since I am a short lad, they reach my knees. |
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>>444866 |
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ezgif-7-584a7e16697b.gif >>444866 |
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When YouTube video makers tell me they "understand" if I can't donate to their Patreon I wonder who's telling them I'm a "tight bastard". |
>> | No. 444899
444899
Bought all the ingredients for a homemade mango pineapple chicken curry today. Really looking forward to it tomorrow. |
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>>444899 |
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>>444900 |
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>>444901 |
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I relapsed and had three Thornton's chocolates. However, I think this is a good thing in a way, as I feel like a total mug and all for a minute, if I'm being generous, of sweet nonsense. |
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>>444902 |
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>>444909 |
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>>444909 |
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>>444910 |
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curry.jpg Well chuffed with myself. Made the curry for lunch today. |
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71HHkvZBt8L._AC_SL1500_.jpg I've bought a pouch of chestnut puree. Erm, what should I do with it? |
>> | No. 444923
444923
My partner has just called me crying, stressed out her friend's wedding and all the associated gubbins - she's the maid of honour at this friend's wedding, and the friend in question is probably top three worst people I've met in my entire life. This isn't the first time she's been reduced to tears by the whole thing, either, and every time it's the bride herself that's caused it. |
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>>444923 |
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NXIVM_Logo.png >>444923 |
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12425700-6935649-image-a-24_1555579126400.jpg >>444925 |
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>>444923 |
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>>444923 |
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>>444926 |
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So Branson just became the first virgin in space or something. |
>> | No. 444931
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35059_408687322407_702677407_4740312_1653638_n.jpg It's been 11 years yesterday since Gazza turned up for Moaty. Fucking hell. |
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>>444931 |
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No work till noon tomorrow. Watching another Bond movie now. I've never actually seen Moonraker, so I'm curious to see if it's really as outrageously daft as everybody says. |
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257757main_as17-134-20425_full[1].jpg >>444933 |
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>>444933 |
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>>444971 |
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>>444991 |
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I bought a promotional chicken sandwich from a popular seppo franchise last night and thought that it had overstated how spicy it was, but in the cold light of day my nippy bumhole has a difference of opinion. |
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>>444999 |
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>>444999 |
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I am sweating like a black man on a rape charge. I had a cold shower earlier for some relief from the heat but the effects have already worn off. |
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>>445013 |
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>You can't spell advertisement without semen between the tits |
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>>445015 |
>> | No. 445023
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I went speed dating today. Maybe I'm just a cunt but I didn't meet a single woman I'd like to see again which is different from the beforetime. |
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>>445023 |
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hqdefault.jpg One of the neighbours is blasting out Fatman Scoop. It's always those with the worst taste in music who choose to do this on sunny days. |
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>>445027 |
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>>445026 |
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I was listening to something on YouTube while doing the washing up. It was on my phone so no ad blocking and I would swear, under oath, in front of a judge and a court full of witnesses that the ad that played after the video finished was for a "man scaping" kit and it recommended it as a gift for, amongst other male loved ones, "your son". I wasn't actually looking at the phone so I didn't see it, but by Jove, I heard it. |
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>>445035 |
>> | No. 445037
445037
My occasional urges to read a book have got the better of me, and I was so temporarily gay for books that I have started reading the most unreadable monstrosity I own, which has been on the unread-book shelf since 2013 according to the receipt inside it. That's how brave I was feeling, and how eager to read a book I was. |
>> | No. 445038
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>>445035 |
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IT'S TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND IT'S THIRTY FUCKING DEGREES AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WIND |
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>>445039 |
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>>445041 |
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>>445038 |
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airplane_sweating.jpg Bit of a scorcher. |
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>>445044 |
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Lass and I got invited to a closed down LGBT bar by a friend of a friend for a party. The first woman we started speaking to was talking about swinging, told us both we were fit, and in 10 minutes she was telling my girlfriend how hot it was watching her lad fuck someone else. But soon the shoe was on the other foot as she told me how much I'd enjoy watching my lass get rammed. Then everyone took their bras off and I was down to my boxers along with the other gentlemen in the room. After a while you stop noticing the tits everywhere. |
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>>445047 |
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>>445047 |
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>>445049 |
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>>445051 We're all just animals in clothes. |
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>>445048 |
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>>445049 |
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Wait, why is someone going to a gay bar in order to get off with another lass whilst your girlfriend gets off with another lad? That's like going to a curry house to order steak and chips. If you to to a gay bar for a bit of sexy time the very least you can do is touch a cock or two. |
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>>445057 |
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>>445059 |
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>>445061 |
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>>445062 |
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445064
Did some of that "hard work" today. It's not quite sex with fifteen people, but I am very tired. |
>> | No. 445068
445068
Was it .gs laundry day today or are we all using some sort of euphemism? Because I've definitely done mine, iykwim. |
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>>445064 |
>> | No. 445208
445208
The sensors on the USS Enterprise (Star Trek TNG, not the Second World War) are useless. Every time Picard asks Data for a readout on something that isn't a decloaked Romulan Bird-of-Prey he comes back with "sensors are not detecting any... blah, blah, blah" and they have to muddle on through regardless. |
>> | No. 445209
445209
Some total nonsense I submitted to IMDb, about an actress shaving off her eyebrows for a role in 2017, is not only still there but some fan sites and at least one semi-official commenter have repeated it as truth so I guess that's canon now. |
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>>445208 |
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>>445209 |
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>>445215 |
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>>445224 |
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What is it when you drink tea then your mouth gets all salivery and you feel like being sick? I actually threw up my tea last night within 30 seconds of drinking it - strangely enough only the tea came up, without the mince, potato and various other things i'd eaten moments before. |
>> | No. 445237
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obrien.png I don't know if it's broken, but I've just smashed my little toe directly into the bath as I stepped out of the shower and it really aches. A hundred-quadrillion times I've stepped out of showers and that's never happened, so I suppose it was due. I think it might be broken though, it's gone all tingly. |
>> | No. 445238
445238
I saw raccoons today, probably the first time in my life. Fuck me, they stink. |
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445240
There's either fireworks or gunshots outside. They're so rapid fire that it actually does sound more like an assault rifle gunfight. |
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>>445240 |
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>>445241 |
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I don't know what I ate yesterday, but whatever it was has decided to take on a whole new life in my stomach and I don't think I've two minutes all day without farting. I'm working the whole weekend as well and the constant wandering off to not subject my colleagues to the noxious fumes is getting tiring and awkward. |
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>>445243 |
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>>445003 |
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445246
I had donner meat nachos from the takeaway earlier. I don't know why it isn't more widespread and I've never had it sooner, that was a fantastic idea. |
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445247
You lads probably didn't need to be told this, but Peter Rabbit 2 is very bad. It's possibly the worst film I've ever seen. |
>> | No. 445249
445249
I've been seeing an uptick in nighttime intrusive thoughts about killing myself recently. I don't have a plan, so I'm not exactly concerned that I'm going to kill myself, but I do spend a worrying amount of time fantasising about it, and rationalising it. |
>> | No. 445252
445252
Quite fucking surreal seeing footage of floods in the same city you're in while everyone around you just carries on as usual. |
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>>445252 |
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>>445252 |
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>>445252 |
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>>445257 |
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>>445259 |
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445380
Thinking about going the Minoxidil route with my onset hair loss for the time being. Hair follicle transplants with a qualified specialist would be upwards of 2,000 quid in my case. As hair transplants go, that isn't even a lot of money. But it's not an amount I can afford to just spend on something like that at the moment. |
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>>445380 |
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>>445381 |
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>>445380 |
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>>445383 |
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>>445385 |
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445390
Chris-chan was trending on Twitter yesterday for reasons that I make me wish I hadn't clicked. |
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baby.png >>445390 |
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>>445391 |
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445393
I'd heard the word "internecine" about three times in my entire life at the start of the week. Now I've heard it that many times in as many days in completely different contexts; the simulation is faltering, I will escape. |
>> | No. 445394
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>>445390 |
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E7lJMf9WYAMwEL4.png I'm going to sound like an old fogey here, but what is the musical appeal of Billie Eilish? It just doesn't sound... good. I mean, I can appreciate music that I don't like but hers just seems like a bit of a non-event. Is it a bunch of teenagers thinking they've discovered something deep and BRILLIANT? |
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>>445395 |
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I rimmed my girlfriend last night and I feel like I've got one of her arse hairs stuck at the top of my throat, just out of reach to be able to scrape it out. I'm going to spend this morning like a cat trying to cough up a hairball. |
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>>445397>>445395 |
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The sink is fucked I'm going to kill myself. |
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There's no reason to be alive, there isn't. |
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445408
If you had the choice between staying at a high-prestige job where you make an important contribution to the office or moving to a new area where you will potentially do more of what interests you (with more authority but also have slightly more bureaucracy nonsense) what would you pick? |
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>>445401 |
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>>445409 |
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spice_girls_7153.jpeg_lang=eng.jpg >>445410 |
>> | No. 445412
445412
Some music experts somewhere did some fancy analysis of music over time, and apparently music was at its most homogenous in the 1980s. |
>> | No. 445413
445413
I guess 80s synthpop and 90s/00s indie rock does 'all sound the same' but fuck me do I hate what all sounds the same in the charts these days. I don't know what you call the style but it's like a minimalist, 80s-homage sound. Dua Lipa is probably the only one who can pull it off and not make me want to pull my eardrums out. |
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1f6a04db922b2365e029b8fd24bef48c[1].jpg >>445396 |
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The same number that called me at half-one in the afternoon on Monday just called me again. I don't need this shit. |
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>>445402 |
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metal people.jpg >>445422 |
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pedo with a pedo stache.jpg >>445462 |
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445511
Watching A Fish Called Wanda. Sort of. |
>> | No. 445512
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KarlMarx.png I can't tell if I have rubbish headphones or a lot of songs I've been listening to have the vocals slightly buried behind the instrumentals. Maybe it's a personal taste thing and no one else hears an issue and it's not something I'm mega annoyed by, just a little thing I've noticed. The pic's the only thing I have music related at short notice. |
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>>445512 |
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445515
Is losing weight really as simple as eating under my TDEE? I worked mine out as 2100. If I eat under 2100 calories, have I really 'lost' on that day? |
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445520
The fencing in the modern pentathlon should be king of the hill style. Everyone in a massive arena, last man or woman standing wins. |
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445526
I absolutely cannot stop pissing my money up the wall. |
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445656
I got some Hairbo Tangfastics when I went to the shop earlier and I carried them home in the same bag as some frozen chips. They were considerably nicer than room temperature Haribo, I think I'll have to chill my sweets more often. |
>> | No. 445659
445659
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND READ THIS POST |
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>>445659 |
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>>445674 |
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445691
I've got a new phone arriving today but I'm really not excited in the slightest. It was a matter of choosing the least shit option because I didn't really want to upgrade, but somehow paradoxically get a better deal by upgrading than trying to keep my old handset and stay on a sim-only tarriff. |
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>>445675 |
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445713
Got my car ready for MOT this weekend. Still not sure about the rear brakes, the pads are at a point where they're about ready to be replaced, but pn the other hand don't look like they need changing urgently. We'll have to see how they perform during testing. |
>> | No. 445857
445857
I've lived in my house for over six years and I'm still getting post for the old owners. Thought it would have stopped by now but apparently not. |
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>>445857 |
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445863
I'm sure there are advantages to having siblings, but if I had ones who treated me like my parents treat there's I'd be living in Antartica by now. Or in prison. |
>> | No. 445868
445868
My washing machines fucked. Door locks broke so I can't get the washing out, and to make it a few pennies cheaper the manufacturers haven't bothered putting a manual override inside like they did on older/better machines. |
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>>445868 |
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445873
I went to McDonald's earlier and it was absolutely rammed. About a quarter of the floorspace was taken up by Deliveroo/Uber Eats drivers and they had filled up most of the pavement space outside too. |
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>>445877 |
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445879
The bigger question is "why boil potatoes"? Rubbish vegetable. Not like the onion, the champion of veg. |
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>>445878 |
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>>445878 |
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445938
Went mushroom foraging in the woods nearby today, but there were almost literally no mushrooms at all in the entire section of forest which I spent over an hour walking through. There was some perfect terrain where you should normally find absolute loads, but there just weren't any. |
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445939
>>445938 |
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>>445939 |
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445941
I went to Tesco for the first time in years and they've got this weird two-tier pricing system where a lot of products are a fair bit cheaper if you have a clubcard, with many of them not even clearly saying what the non-clubcard price is. |
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>>445879 |
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445948
Do USB thumb drives have a habit of just suddenly dying without warning? I just plugged a thumb drive that I have been using for years into my desktop computer, and it was completely dead, it wasn't recognised by Windows as a storage device, and the same thing happened on my laptop and my TV. The thumb drive's status LED also doesn't come on. It was fine just this afternoon. |
>> | No. 445949
445949
Every time I see my mother she asks me if I've met anyone to settle down with yet, or asks when I'm going to give her grandchildren. I don't like this one bit, how can I get her off my case? Can I call the NSPCC on her? |
>> | No. 445950
445950
cruzer-force-usb-2-0-angled.png >>445948 |
>> | No. 445951
445951
I’ve woken up to one very bloodshot eye, a dry throat and bouts of dizziness so I think I’m on the way out. People don’t come back from this. |
>> | No. 445961
445961
I don't get people who bid early on something on eBay. Say something is listed for a week, there's no point in inflating the price with several days to go when someone else is just going to snipe their highest bid in the last 10 seconds anyway. |
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>>445961 |
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>>445985 |
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446017
Christ, Bolton is grim. |
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446018
Screenshot 2021-09-04 152304.png >>446017 |
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446019
>>446018 |
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>>446019 |
>> | No. 446021
446021
Fuck me I knew that Asparagus was meant to make your piss smell a bit weird but I never thought it was THAT effective/strong. |
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>>446021 |
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446023
oss.jpg Apparently kids playing knock off ginger warrants being posted on the local Facey group. |
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>>446021 |
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>>446029 |
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446037
I'm fro Beeston and I'd call it knock-a-door-run. I've never heard knock down ginger before. |
>> | No. 446038
446038
It's obviously called 'cherry door knocking'. |
>> | No. 446041
446041
We always called it "knock along fiddle". |
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446042
>>446041 |
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446043
At Eton we called it knockyknockynihilipilification |
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446044
We called it Knocky Door Danger. |
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446059
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>>446059 |
>> | No. 446061
446061
I just cut out a tick on my lower leg with the tip of a Stanley knife and plenty of IPA alcohol. It's probably far from recommended to do it that way, but I couldn't be arsed to go out and get one of those tick removal kits. And I did make sure I got out all of it. There wasn't even a lot of bleeding. |
>> | No. 446062
446062
There's a lot of cheap flights at the moment and I imagine places that aren't just dickheads staying in the hotel will be quiet. Is there anywhere for a guy to go alone? Getting my leg over would be great but not essential. |
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>>446062 |
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446068
It's six in the morning, I can't sleep and I can't get Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang out of my head. |
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446069
>>446067 |
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446070
I had my haircut this morning and they asked if I wanted them to neaten up my eyebrows. I guess this means I'm old. I could understand it if I'd went to a Turkish barbers. |
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446071
>>446070 |
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446073
Do you ever set a wake-up alarm on normal weekends? I'm thinking about doing it lately, today I only really got up at 1pm and even then it was to make breakfast and sit in bed with the laptop. It feels like I've wasted most of the weekend already. |
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446078
Is this going to be the last good gardening weekend of the year? |
>> | No. 446079
446079
Just finished de-dusting the computer and reapplying thermal paste. Only two heart attacks and one restart loop, but now processor's down from 60 to 40 idling and life can move on again. |
>> | No. 446080
446080
>Can I confirm that this is similar to how the rest of you conduct minor repairs on your machine? |
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446081
>>446079 |
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>>446079 |
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446211
I don't know what I did with the manual to the new boiler and thermostat and I have no idea how they work. It just keeps turning the heating on at random times. Please send help I'm so afraid. |
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446212
>>446211 |
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446243
Did an oil change on my Passat 1.8T this morning. Fucking oil filter was really stuck on. I went to Halford's to get an oil filter wrench for under ten quid, but it was really flimsy and pretty much disintegrated in the process of attempting to remove the filter with it. So I resorted to the brutal method, which is to drive a large flathead screwdriver into the side of the filter with a 35-oz hammer and then you can just turn it. It makes short work of even the most baked-on oil filter. Pretty messy though. Not recommended as standard procedure. |
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>>446243 |
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446246
Got laughed at by a real filmhead earlier for mixing up Jack Palance and Jack Torrance. There's no mercy, no peace, left on this damned rock of ours. |
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446247
>>446244 |
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>>446247 |
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>>446248 |
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446250
Tinder was exclusively showing me Gemma from HR types who were all far out of my league anyway, so I gave Hinge a go and it's just more of the same. Like even if I wasn't a fucking chubster uggo I'd have literally nothing to talk to these lasses about. |
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>>446248 |
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>>446252 |
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>>446256 |
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446260
How much bread can one man eat in a day? On weekends I have 3 extra-large eggs with 4 slices of brown toast for breakfast. Then I want a light dinner. |
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>>446260 |
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446262
Trencher.png >>446261 |
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>>446262 |
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446264
I went to my local Co-Op, which I go to every day to buy beer. There's a new guy, who tried to ID me. But then a long serving employee said "we don't ID him, we know him", then it made me ponder if it's a good thing or a bad thing that the staff just automatically approve me for alcohol because I buy so much of it. |
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>>446264 |
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>>446262 |
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>>446266 |
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446268
Today I met up with my school friends for drinks, I reckon almost a year to the day since I last saw them. I think this year and last year were the first times in a while that I haven't regretted going to some extent afterwards, which is in part because they have a habit of being overly nostalgic for things that happened ~15 years ago but mainly because last year one of them didn't turn up and this year she was only there in part; I've never entirely worked out why we're still in contact with her other than out of habit because none of them appear to like her and they spent the first half an hour or so after meeting up just slagging her off. |
>> | No. 446269
446269
Missus is off staying with her family and I'm fully living the bachelor dream again for the weekend. Had a good tidy up this morning, and it'll actually STAY tidy for once. Had a big wank in the living room to reward myself. Leftover chinese from last night for tea. |
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>>446269 |
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>>446270 |
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>>446246 |
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>>446267 |
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446274
Jenas and that Cro-Magnon prick on Match of the Day. It's actually ruined my weekend. |
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>>446272 |
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>>446252 |
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446277
I don't believe anybody who says real life is coming back in as some kind of backlash against the prevalence of online dating. |
>> | No. 446278
446278
Simon-Whistler.png Simon Whistler has done a youtube video on just about every topic imaginable. No matter what I type in, somewhere a bit down the page, there's always a video from one of his dozens of channels. He must be making absolute shedloads of money. |
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>>446278 |
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>>446277 |
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>>446280 |
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>>446280 |
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>>446280 |
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446284
My girlfriend wanked me off last night and she's still asleep so I've had a wank after waking up this morning. I have a really buzzy contentment at the moment. Wanking is good for the soul. |
>> | No. 446285
446285
I'd probably lose my nut if someone walked away from paying me ninety-billion-dollars, but the French really need to, well, do like >>446284 and calm down. |
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446286
>>446285 |
>> | No. 446287
446287
If people used to take their surnames from their occupation how come I've never met anyone called Rag-and-Bonesman? And that fat lad doesn't count, he's a singer. |
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>>446287 |
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>>446281 |
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>>446287 |
>> | No. 446292
446292
Screenshot_2021-09-19-11-26-46-421_co.hinge.app.jpg This burgeoning 'real life' cunt-off sort of misses the point, I think. It's just that lasses who really would have no trouble finding a lad in real life are on Tinder, and it's all very photogenic. That's fine, everyone said Hinge is a bit different, maybe there're some weirdos on there I could actually have a conversation with. But, I try Hinge and it's just more of the same. Conventionally attractive girls with absolutely zero personality. |
>> | No. 446293
446293
>>446292 |
>> | No. 446294
446294
Well, just logged in to OKC to see what was going on, and now you have to pay to not get people 100 miles away. Right then. |
>> | No. 446295
446295
https://www.ravelry.com |
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446296
>>446294 |
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>>446292 |
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446303
I just pissed away my weekend pretending to drive old race cars. I may as well have gone and got my old Hotwheels out of the cupboard at my dad's and pushed them around on my bed, at least then I'd have had to walk somewhere and talk to someone. |
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>>446303 |
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>>446312 |
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>>446315 |
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446323
I caught some of the Emmys last night. Surely nominating The Mandalorian for an award for "outstanding casting" is just trolling? Disney spent the entirety of the airing period of the last season publicly distancing themselves from Gina Carano for being a Trump loonie, but pretending it was for anything other than her being a Trump loonie. |
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446324
>>446323 |
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Untitled.jpg >>446323 |
>> | No. 446643
446643
Has something happened to cheese? In the past month or so all the cheddar cheese I've bought, which has been from different brands for research purposes, has tasted different to usual. |
>> | No. 446645
446645
I just went to the shops with a jumper on. It's official for me, we're in the colder months again. I'd resisted for this precise reason but now it's happened. |
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446647
>>446645 |
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446648
I discovered that I've got 3 50% off vouchers with UberEats because I just left the app installed on my phone. Used one on pizza last night but I've now discovered I can get half off at Sainsbury's and there's a store promotion where if I spend £20 I get £5 off. Currently chuckling to myself as I wait for a driver to be in range who is going to go out of his mind trying to load my shopping for a 75p delivery fee. |
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446649
>>446648 |
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446650
Sarah Z has become too hot for me to watch. It just makes me feel bad/horny/bad. |
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446651
>>446649 |
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446652
>>446650 |
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>>446651 |
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446942
For the first time in my life I was asked out on a date by an attractive woman today. She's organising a trip to a karaoke place followed by food and drinks and she promises to hold me close. Another woman came back to me today to talk about a log-cabin and I've been getting all sorts of likes. |
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>>446942 |
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>>446984 |
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>>446996 |
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446998
Do you lads know anyone that's trying to get internet famous? Someone I went to school with started imitating Arron Crascall a few years back but that petered out, but I know someone else who is trying to get Tiktok famous and she's constantly promoting her children streaming games on Twitch when they're about 6 and 8 years old. |
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>>446998 |
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>>446999 |
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FB0I1TIWQAElREI.png I don't know what thread this goes in. |
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>>447004 |
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>>446998 |
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>>446999 |
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>>447012 |
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447016
I need clean but I can't be bothered. How much do clearers usually cost? |
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>>447016 |
>> | No. 447019
447019
Marriedlads, any tips on dealing with the anxiety that one of your dickhead mates is going to ruin your wedding somehow? |
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>>447019 |
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>>447019 |
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>>447019 |
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447024
Just spent an hour trying to remember the word "conducive". Boy, do I love weekends! |
>> | No. 447026
447026
Bradley Walsh is hosting programmes on BBC One (Blankety Blank) and ITV (Beat the Chasers) at the same time. |
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>>447026 |
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>>447021 |
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>>447028 |
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>>446292 |
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447034
How the sodding hell do you flip a tank over? |
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>>447034 |
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>>447034 |
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>>447033 |
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My local Reel cinema have increased their ticket prices from £2.50 to £3.50. Broken Britain. |
>> | No. 447046
447046
rlm.png Went to see the newest Halloween film last night. |
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unnamed.gif >>447046 |
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>>447046 |
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>>447047 |
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JackFrost1997.jpg >>447049 |
>> | No. 447051
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I have the Sunday evening of dread. I don't have any homework to do, so I'm not sure what's causing it. |
>> | No. 447052
447052
I've had a couple of glasses of wine and discovered I can do a pitch perfect King Diamond impersonation. I'm really quite impressed with myself. Neighbours probably aren't mind. |
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>>447052 |
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>>447050 |
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>>447054 |
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>>446942 |
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I have to pretend to enjoy a moussaka later. |
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>>447269 |
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>>447273 |
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>>447269 |
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>>447280 |
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I couldn't get a pointy red pepper for my grisly homecooked lunches that I eat at work last week, and in the end I was forced to settle for an aubergine. They're not as bad as a food I would genuinely refuse to eat, of which there are many, but I don't feel any desire to eat more aubergines now. They change completely when you cook them, which I guess is a good thing and certainly implies that a skilled chef could make them nice, but when you cut open your first aubergine since 2003 and it's bloody green inside, that certainly put me off anyway. |
>> | No. 447288
447288
In other news, why are city-dwellers all so young suddenly? Absolutely nobody, not a single person, in Manchester city centre today was over 25, except for me. I guess travelling by tram exposed me to ghastly yuppies, and shopping for clothes exposed me to fashionistas, but the whole city centre was nothing but zoomers, like I had mistakenly gone out during some sort of Logan's Run purge and was going to be executed. |
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>>447280 |
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>>447286 |
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>>447293 |
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>>447293 |
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>>447288 |
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447315
My granddad is losing his marbles. He was diagnosed with dementia-related paranoia this week. |
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>>447315 |
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447327
On the off chance my fat fuckery doesn't kill me with a heart attack at 55, I'd like to hope we as a society have got over this fear of euthanasia and I can sign a DNR-style document to just give me a bye bye pill if I lose my faculties. |
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>>447322 |
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447468
I made the move to Windows 11. As someone who only ever uses Windows key + 1, 2, 3, or E, I feel like the supposedly massive aesthetic changes are lost on me. |
>> | No. 447469
447469
Do you ever get a text from your parents and you can't decipher what it is they're actually on about? |
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>>447469 |
>> | No. 447471
447471
Had two groups of trick-or-treaters already, thought it was a bit early for that. |
>> | No. 447472
447472
gaylads, how do I go about sucking my first dick without getting love and cherished? I tried grindr but it felt like a minefield. |
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>>447472 |
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>>447473 |
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>>447472 |
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447477
Think I've finally found the good takeaway in this town. Delivered in under ten minutes, which was impressive- They're only around the corner really but even so. |
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>>447475 |
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>>447477 |
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>>447478 |
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447481
I keep looking up girls I used to have sex with on Instagram. |
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>>447479 |
>> | No. 447625
447625
Went to Stoke-on-Trent today. I don't want to blow anyone's mind, but it's quite shit. All I wanted was some boots and they couldn't even manage that. |
>> | No. 447627
447627
I've got back from a long day at work on VAT deadline day, I've been drinking coffee most of the day until about 6, and now I can't seem to relax for my night out tonight. I've had a couple of joints, I've got a beer on, some wine ready to go, dinner's going, I just can't get into the 'going out' mood or out of the "I should be doing more work" mode. |
>> | No. 447628
447628
>>447627 |
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>>447628 |
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447630
I took a lass out on a date, ended up paying for dinner after we did one of those London hipster activities and then we went for a romantic walk. This turned into her popping into a supermarket to pick up some breakfast fry-up items and then I offered to walk her home. Turns out this meant getting on the tube to her stop which is the opposite way to me so I asked if I could stay over - she said of course, if I wanted to, we were being very affectionate at this point. I walked her to her door quite chuffed that I was going to do some shagging and get breakfast as well. Then she kissed me and said goodnight and I had to spend 45 minutes going home. |
>> | No. 447631
447631
>>447630 |
>> | No. 447632
447632
My shoulder and neck are being a bit of a bastard so I have smothered them in Deep Heat, which seems to be doing the trick. |
>> | No. 447633
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>>447630 |
>> | No. 447635
447635
Anyone seen that Charlotte Tilbury ad on telly? I don't know what it is about it, it's just so busy. The shot cuts every second or so, everything's spinning and revolving, all the text is like, sparkling particles. I've never seen an advert like this before and I hope it doesn't catch on and is just the product of poor taste. It's like unironically using a star-wipe in powerpoint, on a human face, forever. |
>> | No. 447636
447636
>>447632 |
>> | No. 447641
447641
I'm enjoying a couple of tins of Caffrey's having done a thorough clean of my flat this morning, then I may proceed to have a run of the mill, Wednesday 9PM wank at half 2 and have to clean up again. |
>> | No. 447653
447653
Snots, stuffy nose, aches & pains and no taste or smell. |
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>>447653 |
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447660
Moving back to London. I hate it. £1750 for a two-bed in zone 2 - and that was a very good deal. |
>> | No. 447661
447661
I find it quite hard to get animated about politcs lately, because the only things that really upset me are aspect ratios and copyright laws. |
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>>447661 |
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>>447662 |
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>>447663 |
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447665
Out of coffee so I’m reduced to drinking tea. I don’t know what you see in the stuff, it just tastes like plants. |
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>>447661 |
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>>447665 |
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>>447678 |
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>>447678 |
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447683
I prefer coffee, but tea is also nice once in a while. As a long term smoker I have to make it really strong to taste anything, though, with two teabags usually, and at least two sugars. |
>> | No. 447684
447684
I recently made the switch to loose-leaf Yorkshire Tea, which I find to be altogether much more pleasant. Brewing the tea requires a level of presence of mindfulness which Big Teabag had stripped away from the modern teamaking experience. Highly recommend. |
>> | No. 447686
447686
My regular tea is either Teapigs strong Earl Grey or their Breakfast blend. I will drink about 4-6 cups of coffee in a regular day and since working more and more days in the office recently I am getting fed up with having Gold Blend instant. I have become far too used to my cafetiere at home. |
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>>447686 |
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447688
Lads. If you had just inherited half a million. What would you do with it? Seriously. Presuming you were a poor fuck beforehand. |
>> | No. 447689
447689
nescafe.jpg >>447687 |
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>>447688 |
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>>447688 |
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>>447688 |
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>>447688 |
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>>447688 |
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>>447688 |
>> | No. 447698
447698
weeb.jpg I'm not boasting, I'm conflicted and it has cost me a lot of money. For the past 3 weeks I've seen a different (East) Asian woman every weekend, part of that is the Christmas rush where even women who stopped talking to me months ago are coming out the woodwork* but it's also a reflection of a growing exclusivity I seem to have. |
>> | No. 447699
447699
Ok so how exactly do I invest 500k? Overwhelmed. |
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>>447699 |
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>>447698 |
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>>447700 |
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>>447702 |
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>>447706 |
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>>447707 |
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>>447704 |
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>>447699 |
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>>447710 |
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>>447698 |
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>>447710 |
>> | No. 447716
447716
We've got an intern who is an American Korean. She seems very plain and quiet whilst at work, but having seen the pictures she's posted on her Instagram of her at festivals and out on the piss she looks like a right sort. |
>> | No. 447717
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>>447716 |
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>>447716 |
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>>447717 |
>> | No. 447759
447759
I've got two weeks left at my job and I can't be fucked. |
>> | No. 447773
447773
My daughter's best friend's family are pretty rough. The dad has cheated on the mum many times, including when she was pregnant, and he went out drinking last night so she decided the best thing to do was get drunk and leave the kids home alone for about six hours whilst she went out and fucked someone else. He's subsequently kicked her out so she's been around here for the last few hours and it looks like she's going to be sleeping in our living room unless the council homeless team can sort her out with temporary accommodation. I'd really rather... not. |
>> | No. 447775
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>>447773 |
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>>447775 |
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>>447777 |
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>>447778 |
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447800
I see ARE LIZZY missed the ceremony despite intending to attend. Should I start digging out the mourning gear? |
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447803
>>447800 |
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>>447800 |
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447807
I think I've said this before, but despite being a republican since I knew what the word meant I hope she lives forever. The insanity of the country is going unbearable for a very long time afterwards, indeed it might just go more and more insane if the way Dianna is spoken about now is anything to go by. |
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>>447803 |
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>>447807 |
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>>447810 |
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>>447810 |
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>>447813 |
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>>447816 |
>> | No. 447818
447818
There'll be a week's holiday when she dies, for national mourning. A week off for everyone would be bad for the economy, which trumps everything, and therefore the Queen is going to live forever. QED. (Queen Eternallynot Dying). |
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447819
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>>447818 |
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>>447820 |
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447822
Going to be stuck in a hotel on a work thing for 2 weeks in a couple of weeks time. |
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>>447822 |
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>>447822 |
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>>447822 |
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>>447822 |
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>>447827 |
>> | No. 447831
447831
Uber did it. |
>> | No. 447835
447835
Fuck it, I might just buy a PS3 off eBay; I have a controller about somewhere. I've been meaning to play the Ratchet and Clank games ever since they came out, so probably 15 years now. |
>> | No. 447836
447836
>>447835 |
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>>447835 |
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>>447836 |
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>>447835 |
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>>447850 |
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>>447855 |
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>>447859 |
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>>447860 |
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447892
PS3 arrived. Forgot how fucking massive the original ones were. The controller it came with is a DualShock 3 though so better than the SIXAXIS without a battery I have lying around. |
>> | No. 447919
447919
>>447892 |
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447978
I don't think I can cook popcorn without making at least three times more than I intended. |
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447979
>>447978 |
>> | No. 447994
447994
I appear to have woken up with severe chest pains. How novel. |
>> | No. 447996
447996
Has Farmfoods gone up in the world? I know financing means just about anyone can get a flash car these days, but there was an awful lot of fairly new and decent model German cars parked outside when I went this morning. |
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>>447996 |
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>>447997 |
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>>447996 |
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>>447996 |
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>>447999 |
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448002
Our lass has been gone all weekend and all I've done is get intoxicated and masturbate, despite having quite a lot of work to do. |
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448005
>>447996 |
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>>448005 |
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448007
I'm just going to say fuck the posers in the flash cars that insist on taking up two spaces. Tempted to make a special effort to park next to them to dent their door next time I see one. Posing cunts. |
>> | No. 448009
448009
I jazzed up some tinned chili con carne tonight with fried onion and bell pepper and by lighting up a few chips of beechwood from the back garden in the pot with a gas torch and letting them smolder for a few minutes under a lid before putting in the chili. A trick that I saw on a cooking show once, and which really adds a nice smoky flavour. |
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448013
>>448009 |
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>>448009 |
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>>448017 |
>> | No. 448096
448096
I spent five days in hospital after posting this >>447994 You absolute sods didn't even reply once. After I've had my codeine shit we're having words. |
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>>448096 |
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>>44809 |
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4745.jpg >>448097 |
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448100
MY BIN HAS BLOWN OVER. |
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>>448100 |
>> | No. 448106
448106
It was very windy last night. 60 knot crosswind gusts at the airport I was at. Sadly our planes managed to get in before that, which meant nobody got a night off to go watch their fences get blown over or whatever. |
>> | No. 448115
448115
It was so windy I had to close the little slots at the top of the UPVC windows. Unheard of. |
>> | No. 448122
448122
Might try making a website, because I keep complaining that this specific website doesn't exist. It's basically a random number generator, how hard could that be (actual question btw, no idea about any of this)? |
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>>448122 |
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>>448122 |
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>>448122 |
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448126
I think I'll have tomato soup pasta for my tea. I need some hearty comfort food in this weather. |
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>>448126 |
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>>448127 |
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>>448123 |
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>>448129 |
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>>448129 |
>> | No. 448201
448201
We've put the issue to my demented paranoid granddad of him moving into care, as we can ill afford more incidents like the bin man shoving a few weeks ago. But my granddad was having none of it when my mum said to him that maybe it will be easier for him if he has other people doing all the little everyday things for him, and he just said to my mum in a watered down Geordie accent, "I wiped the shit off your bum every day before you could even walk!". |
>> | No. 448205
448205
When I was at uni I ate like shit all the time and never felt any different for it. |
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448207
>>448205 |
>> | No. 448215
448215
I've never been into piss, but I think that Sophia Urista thing might have awakened something in me. |
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448216
>>448215 |
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448219
>>448216 |
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>>448215 |
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>>448221 |
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>>448222 |
>> | No. 448224
448224
Maybe some of you aren't piss fetishists, but if she wants to wipe, there's always my face. I'll get her clean. |
>> | No. 448226
448226
I see the appeal of piss, but whenever I taste my own it makes think I couldn't stomach a whole stream of it, even if it is from a sexy lady. Very bitter. |
>> | No. 448227
448227
>>448226 |
>> | No. 448228
448228
Don't know if I've ever been too miserable to go to sleep before, but it's great to know there are new experiences for me even in this bleak non-existence I call a life. |
>> | No. 448327
448327
Today I had to go to Dewsbury. It smelled like poo because of that factory near Sainsbury's and I saw quite a few rats scuttling about. |
>> | No. 448346
448346
Selena Gomez only has one expression. |
>> | No. 448422
448422
I have a date later but didn't do my due diligence of internet stalking beforehand. Turns out my date is a Mormon, an Asian Mormon which is just confusing, how bad of a time am I in for? Should I just say that I have covid? |
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448423
>>448422 |
>> | No. 448424
448424
Neutral face.png >>448422 |
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>>448422 |
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>>448424 |
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448427
Untitled.jpg >>448422 |
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>>448427 |
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>>448428 |
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>>448429 |
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>>448430 |
>> | No. 448432
448432
First time I won't be seeing my family around Christmas in my 29 years of life. Don't mind to be honest. My partner and I are both working, so fitting in a visit over New Years is just not viable. Also I don't particularly want to see them, as callous as that sounds. I'd rather sit in my underwear playing on my Xbox than have to put on my "I am a normal human being" disguise to interact with my family. |
>> | No. 448433
448433
>>448432 |
>> | No. 448730
448730
What is the appeal of Judi Love? |
>> | No. 448731
448731
>>448730 |
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448732
>>448731 |
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>>448730 |
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>>448736 |
>> | No. 448738
448738
bpanews_b6283dc0-d49f-4c43-8a7b-6147d0df2a45_1.jpg >>448737 |
>> | No. 448739
448739
Here's a tip for lassmates: If you're looking to get a bloke to message you back on a dating app you should avoid doing all your messaging on a Sunday night on January second. For me, tonight has been ridiculous for the traffic and how many women are obviously just bored. |
>> | No. 448740
448740
>>448738 |
>> | No. 448741
448741
Pretty sure the Judi Love thing was bait by our new pal The Sun Reading Granddad. |
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>>448745 |
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>>448744 |
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