[ Return ] [ Entire Thread ] [ First 100 posts ] [ Last 50 posts ]
>> | No. 448152
448152
It's the first of December. It's that time of year again. |
>> | No. 448563
448563
>>448562 |
>> | No. 448564
448564
>>448563 |
>> | No. 448566
448566
I keep forgetting what day of the week it is and just now went to go do some shopping at the supermarket only to find it closed. Sunday trading laws are bullshit. |
>> | No. 448567
448567
I'm staying at my parents' house for Boxing Day. Most of the conversation had dried up within two hours so the rest of the day has largely been watching the TV in relative silence; I looked at a clock earlier convinced it was about half 10, but it wasn't even 6pm by that point. I'd also forgotten that my parents will boil almost any vegetable to death, so I had flavourless carrots and peas with unseasoned mashed potato and meat for my tea. |
>> | No. 448573
448573
My Christmas was weird. Didn't end up going to girlfriend's parents' house as I got panicky, so spent Christmas Day alone. My Christmas dinner was paprika crisps and kabanosi from the only shop open near me, washed down with a few Stellas. Boxing Day I didn't up going to my girlfriend's parents' again, so spent the day drinking and playing video games. Probably one of the better Christmases I've had. |
>> | No. 448575
448575
>>448573 |
>> | No. 448576
448576
I didn't see a single lorry on the motorway today, which made the traffic flow so much better. They should make lorries drive at night instead or something. |
>> | No. 448577
448577
>>448576 |
>> | No. 448578
448578
Hotel Chocolat tastes like shit. |
>> | No. 448579
448579
>>448578 |
>> | No. 448580
448580
>>448579 |
>> | No. 448582
448582
gettyimages-909383862_(1).jpg According to my girlfriend its 'weird' that a 29 year old would shag the arse off Shirley Ballas. |
>> | No. 448583
448583
>>448582 |
>> | No. 448584
448584
I'm convinced a massive pervert worked on series 11 of Taskmaster. In episode 5 there were two challenges that made me think this, firstly the self-bondage struggle and secondly the blind-person-rubs-mouth-on-objects-olympics. Now in episode 6 there has been a request for a painting using only one's feet and I'm left unsure if I want to continue. I feel like I'm watching people being groomed. |
>> | No. 448589
448589
>>448582 |
>> | No. 448590
448590
Another Christmas at the in laws. |
>> | No. 448591
448591
Just been to Aldi and they have absolutely shitloads of lebkuchen for <40p. Somehow I managed to resist, but I did pick up one of their Chocolonely bars to wind up autistlad. |
>> | No. 448592
448592
>>448590 |
>> | No. 448593
448593
>>448590 |
>> | No. 448594
448594
>>448592 |
>> | No. 448595
448595
>>448594 |
>> | No. 448598
448598
>>448594 |
>> | No. 448600
448600
>>448595 |
>> | No. 448601
448601
>>448594 |
>> | No. 448602
448602
>>448594 |
>> | No. 448603
448603
I'm pretty sure I can smell when a lass is on her period, from several paces away, but I've never said it out loud because it just sounds psychopathic. |
>> | No. 448610
448610
>>448603 |
>> | No. 448612
448612
>>448610 |
>> | No. 448614
448614
>>448603 |
>> | No. 448615
448615
>>448614 |
>> | No. 448621
448621
>>448615 |
>> | No. 448676
448676
I went to the panto today and now I really could do with shagging someone in a fairy costume. |
>> | No. 448701
448701
>>448676 |
>> | No. 448733
448733
Can I take the decorations down now? |
>> | No. 448734
448734
>>448733 |
>> | No. 448735
448735
>>448733 |
>> | No. 448747
448747
>>448735 |
>> | No. 448748
448748
>>448747 |
>> | No. 448749
448749
>>448748 |
>> | No. 448751
448751
>>448749 |
>> | No. 448754
448754
>>448748 |
>> | No. 448756
448756
I've bought so much reduced party food today that I can't fit it all in my freezer. |
>> | No. 448770
448770
>>448756 |
>> | No. 448772
448772
>>448756 |
>> | No. 448773
448773
>>448770 |
>> | No. 449291
449291
FKI1PhbWYAUb1YY.jpg SOSSAGE ROLLS |
>> | No. 449292
449292
>>449291 |
>> | No. 449293
449293
>>449291 |
>> | No. 449294
449294
>>449291 |
>> | No. 449295
449295
>>449291 |
[ Return ] [ Entire Thread ] [ First 100 posts ] [ Last 50 posts ]
Delete Post [] Password |