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It's the first of December. It's that time of year again. |
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FDWs9YKVEA8gvaY.jpg Annual Andrew update: he's still a massive Apple fanboy and making augmented reality things that I don't really follow. |
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Obligatory. |
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Someone I have added on Facebook has uploaded a picture of their Christmas tree. It's full of baubles with pictures of their dead family members in them. They're not even nice pictures; if I wanted to remember my mum I'd try and find a picture of her from good times rather than when she's on death's door with all sorts of tubes going in and out of her. |
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0_Heinz-Seriously-Good-Terrys-Chocolate-Orange-May.jpg Heinz is launching Terry's Chocolate Orange Mayo for Christmas |
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I've just been up in the loft to get down the outdoor Christmas lights, it's fucking freezing up there. |
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iStock-863259732.jpg The Maltesers advent calender has no Maltesers in it. They're just solid chocolate, no little bits of the stuff like you'd find in a tub of Celebrations. I'm aghast. |
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>put off the present shopping for at least a fortnight |
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Decided to start wearing my Christmas jumper on the 1st this year rather than for about 20 minutes on Christmas day. |
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FGEyH4xXwAEVeta.jpg Tony's chocolate advent calendar has an empty window today to highlight the unfairness within the cocoa trade. Bear in mind these cost £13. |
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chocotwatly.jpg >>448258 |
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Aldi-partners-with-Tony-s-Chocolonely-to-launch-ow.jpg >>448263 |
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It's meant to be Christmas fuddle tomorrow and there's been arguments all week about whether it's safe to go ahead due to coronavirus or if everyone should chip in for them to get outside caterers to make something for everyone individually instead. It's still not been resolved, but petty drama and squabbling like this makes me glad I very rarely have to go into the office these days. |
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This is probably going to be the fourth year in a row LadBaby gets Christmas number one with a song about sausage rolls. |
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Untitled.jpg >>448283 |
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Own up, which one of you lads writes for The Mail? |
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AATVHHTYKNWZL3KRH4TDQJVYTE.jpg >>448350 |
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Arshavin in the last ~20 seconds of this video really reminds me of Andrew. |
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I'm starting to think that Kunt posts here. |
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Apparently I'm the bastard man for leaving the Bounty chocolates in the Celebrations tub because I'm the only one who will eat them. |
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I can't wait to get out of London, go home, see some family and not think about things for a few days and sleep and enjoy festivities. |
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The fuck do I get my mum and dad? I've already bought them a box of Thorntons, I'll probably get the token bottle of wine, but I need at least enough bits to fill up one of those gift bags, and it gets harder every year. |
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Haven't posted here in a very long time, but I'm glad to see the tradition is still alive and well. |
>> | No. 448436
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I think the idea of gift giving is lovely. You give something that shows you care about them, something that shows you know them as a person. That you listen, that you're in tune with who they are and what makes them happy. |
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It looks like all the bosses have decided to take this week off work. This is fantastic aside from the fact that I have work to do and now will procrastinate until the last minute. |
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The interconnectedness of all things used to drive me to drink but these days I have overcome my struggle with holism. |
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FHIgLw6X0AUAmbQ.jpg >>448438 |
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There's this forum I use that always goes a bit weird around Christmas. There's only about 16 or so active users and you can tell from when they've been logging on that they've been visiting the site every day, often several times during the day, but for the past week or so the amount of activity has massively dropped off. I mean things like if a new thread is posted most users won't even open it and read it, nevermind considering actually replying to it. It happens every year without fail and it sort of feels like they're trying to prove to either themselves or everyone else they're too busy doing cool things elsewhere, despite the fact they're a regular user to a niche interest forum and they're still visiting the place on a frequent basis. |
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What are you veggies and vegans having for Christmas dinner this year? |
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Ladbaby has been throwing a teary about Kunt possibly derailing his Ego trip. |
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FHNWCzkXIAIs32w.png >>448462 |
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It doesn't feel like Christmas is two days away. It's suddenly just... here. |
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Kunt sez. |
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On the one hand LadBaby is an ignorant Tory, but on the other Kunt is really crass and obnoxious, so hopefully someone else beats them both. |
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>LadBaby |
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Feel bad for the kid, having his childhood taken over by gurning talentless cunts using him to further their pitiful "comedy" careers. |
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I went to the shops today and EVERYBODY was out shopping. |
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I don't like christmas songs in general, but every year I get a bit fascinated by them as a cultural phenomenon. A few of my observations: |
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>Paul McCartney really couldn't write songs for shit without the other three, could he. |
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I've barely heard Christmas songs this year - even fewer than last. I'm not sure if I'm looking in the wrong places (pretty much nowhere) or the song just aren't being played like they used to (ideas of multiculturalism abound). |
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I watch the Christmas music channels and rate what disc the song should be on. As in what disc on "Now That's What I Call Christmas" 4 disc compilation album. Shakin Stevens is a disc oner. As is Mariah Carrey. But John and Yoko, that's a disc 2. I have a soft spot for Jonah Lewie, but it's not festive enough so belongs on disc 2. Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime is dog shit so belongs on disc 3, but McCartney is a big star so he unfairly ends up on disc 1. This fun little game in my head brings me ever so much joy. |
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There are whispers that there's a spot of Panic at the Beeb. Kunt has possibly done it. |
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FHYevc0X0AIBoEx.jpg Merry Christmas from Peter Stefanovich's large adult daughter. |
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268275107_4410150409108044_2134674697134451618_n.jpg Really makes you think. |
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choice-bison-peta-brooklyn-ad-killing-animals-kill.jpg >>448517 |
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Untitled.jpg >>448517 |
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Was watching University Challenge and there was one black woman on the Cambridge team. |
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I just looked under the tree and I'm beginning to think Santa's not bringing the large breasted and emotionally reassuring woman who'll let me fall asleep with my head on her lap like I asked for. |
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FHXH5PoWQAAgej6.jpg >>448522 |
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IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS! |
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The day is finally upon us. The feast celebrating the life of our lord and saviour, George Michael. |
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Is it over yet? |
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Merry Christmas my dears. |
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Merry Christmas lads. It's not my sort of thing, but I hope you all have a nice one. |
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Merry Christmas, lads. |
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I'll just leave this here: |
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514881011_1_640x640.jpg These are fucking rank. |
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I didn't have quite enough doubanjiang and used too much chilli in the hong you so my Christmas mapu dofu mostly tastes like mace. It's not unpleasant but will be coming out the other end later. |
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Got to go to my partner's parents' house for Christmas dinner. Dreading it. Even though I've been with my partner for quite a long time, I still don't feel comfortable around her family. So it'll be several hours of me sitting in silence. |
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ITSSSSS BRIIIIIIITFAAAAAA.gs |
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Why does BBC's science correspondent never mention what the UK does in space? |
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>>448537 |
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Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message this year is Olympic diver Tom Daley, talking about mental health and being gay. That's not very alternative. It's hardly like when they got Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to do it, or last year's fake-news one where the Queen said a load of deepfaked stuff. |
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I realise I'm going to sound like a whiny ungrateful bitch, but I really wish my in-laws weren't so tight. |
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Liz looks very old in that broadcast today. |
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Was the Queen a deep fake? I reckon she's been dead for a few months now. They're just covering it up until covid's gone because they don't want to say it was covid. |
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buttplug.png Well, finding this has made my Xmas day even better. |
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Well, I'm glad it's over. |
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>>448556>>448556 |
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The Queen will not abdicate because there is absolutely no value to anyone in doing so. I have no idea why people think she might. |
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I keep forgetting what day of the week it is and just now went to go do some shopping at the supermarket only to find it closed. Sunday trading laws are bullshit. |
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I'm staying at my parents' house for Boxing Day. Most of the conversation had dried up within two hours so the rest of the day has largely been watching the TV in relative silence; I looked at a clock earlier convinced it was about half 10, but it wasn't even 6pm by that point. I'd also forgotten that my parents will boil almost any vegetable to death, so I had flavourless carrots and peas with unseasoned mashed potato and meat for my tea. |
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My Christmas was weird. Didn't end up going to girlfriend's parents' house as I got panicky, so spent Christmas Day alone. My Christmas dinner was paprika crisps and kabanosi from the only shop open near me, washed down with a few Stellas. Boxing Day I didn't up going to my girlfriend's parents' again, so spent the day drinking and playing video games. Probably one of the better Christmases I've had. |
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>>448573 |
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I didn't see a single lorry on the motorway today, which made the traffic flow so much better. They should make lorries drive at night instead or something. |
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Hotel Chocolat tastes like shit. |
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gettyimages-909383862_(1).jpg According to my girlfriend its 'weird' that a 29 year old would shag the arse off Shirley Ballas. |
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I'm convinced a massive pervert worked on series 11 of Taskmaster. In episode 5 there were two challenges that made me think this, firstly the self-bondage struggle and secondly the blind-person-rubs-mouth-on-objects-olympics. Now in episode 6 there has been a request for a painting using only one's feet and I'm left unsure if I want to continue. I feel like I'm watching people being groomed. |
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>>448582 |
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Another Christmas at the in laws. |
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Just been to Aldi and they have absolutely shitloads of lebkuchen for <40p. Somehow I managed to resist, but I did pick up one of their Chocolonely bars to wind up autistlad. |
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I'm pretty sure I can smell when a lass is on her period, from several paces away, but I've never said it out loud because it just sounds psychopathic. |
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I went to the panto today and now I really could do with shagging someone in a fairy costume. |
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Can I take the decorations down now? |
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I've bought so much reduced party food today that I can't fit it all in my freezer. |
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FKI1PhbWYAUb1YY.jpg SOSSAGE ROLLS |
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