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New weekday thread: Zool edition. |
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In the before times I'd occasionally walk home from work, which Google Maps says is 3.1 miles, and have no trouble with it. I've just had to drop my car off roughly halfway across this route and walk back. Admittedly it was always the hardest half of the walk home from work as it's mostly uphill, but I'm absolutely fucked now. |
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Do you remember that PC game that installed a fake virus to your system? In game you'd be flying around a la Astroids fighting icon images of all the programs you had installed. As you progressed your desktop icons would be gradually changed to in-game sprites, as if the game was leaking into the rest of your computer. |
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245817.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>450391 |
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I was shocked to learn recently that Zool is held in very high regards in retro gaming circles. I always assumed it was just a generic cartoony platformer, that also happens to shill lollies. Maybe I ought to revisit it. |
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I always hated Sonic because I never understood if I was supposed to be going fast or KOing enemies and gathering gold rings. The resolution was too low to do both effectively, at least for me anyway, maybe I needed to Get Good™. |
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Zool actually got a remastered version recently. |
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My daughter went to a birthday party at the weekend where only six kids from her school turned up. She's come home today with a thank you card from the birthday girl, a slice of cake and some chocolates. I bet that's absolutely crushing as a parent. |
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HL emailed me today to call my portfolio 'a little risky' and linked me to a guide explaining the basics of what risk is. Cheeky cunts, my stock holdings are mostly defensive and all bluechip, my largest holding is KO which carries lower risk than the human race - no explanation was given for this abuse. |
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Capture.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Won a thousand quid on my first month of premium bonds, get in. |
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Yet again, I have a substantial piece of work that I procrastinated on all day and which was already difficult to reach. |
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I need a new toilet seat. What should I be looking out for? It needs to be sturdy. |
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636057682655333595-Jail05[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>450428 |
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Can anyone recommend me a good single futon/sofa bed? A one you could actually use, not just one you throw in the spare room just in case. Really high quality, comfortable ones. I want to get some for our crew rooms at work. |
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I think I'm on the way out. |
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I've spent most of the last two days in bed. Yesterday it was justifiable cause I had a big day/night out on Monday so I was recovering, but today I just feel like I've wasted a day. But I felt so lethargic I just couldn't even move. Is this what being old is? Takes you two entire days to recover from a dozen or so beers and a few lines? |
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How long do you reckon a dentists anaesthetic will last? Appointment will be over by 1500, I'll have a filling put in. I was going to have a date in the afternoon/evening but this may be silly unless she has a thing for Slavoj Žižek. |
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How did Drake get away with blatantly ripping off Sheffield Wednesday for his clothing brand's logo? |
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I think I'm going to breakup with my girlfriend. She's done very well career wise despite not having burnished academic credentials. She picked a job that is in demand and has worked through and as a result is getting very high salaries (100k +) |
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It sounds like you're struggling to cope with the fact that the power dynamics in the relationship has changed. |
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Oh look, it's the Britfa Simping Hour again is it? Where you all get your little pork sausages going over a bird you've never met, instead of giving your good ladm9 the benefit of the doubt? You set of fannies. |
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There's a lot of shit psychoanalysis going on here. If she's spending all day banging on bragging about her massive wad it's going to be a bit annoying. Do a gender swap and imaging the post was about a male friend of his bragging about his pay instead. |
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Thanks for some of the more sensible lads in here giving a balanced perspective. Some absolutely crazy made up assumptions being applied or inferred from one post. |
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Well I just read a thread on rudgwick about "orgasm inequality" and good grief. There really is no end to how myopic women can be. |
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Why does everything feel like it has no authenticity these days? I know that sounds a bit teenlad but its all so dull. It feels like the suits got their hands onto everything and its the internet that got them there. I don't know. I'm drunk and I've been watching old television and news bits again. |
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Oh my God, there’s something really dark going on with this comedy-drama I’m watching. I’m going to cry, fuck sake. |
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Last night I watched HIGNFY for the first time in years. I know they've been phoning it in for ages, but it's got even worse. |
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HIGNFY must be condemned for allowing sociopaths Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg a platform, which they used to ingratiate themselves with the British public so several years later they could hold positions of power and still be looked upon affectionately by fuckwits. Classic Bozza he got stuck on a zipline. Classic Bozza he was just having a few drinks after work it's fine top lad. Classic Jacob he was snoozing at PMQs. Classic Jacob, Grenfell Tower victims brought it on themselves. |
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Today I have driven through Wolverhampton. It's very enriched. I think the only white people I actually saw were a gang of teenage mothers, a fat man on a mobility scooter and various men in hi-vis. |
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So I've been living at home lately after nearly a decade away. Consequently I'm looking after myself, doing my own cooking, washing, dishes, and so on. You know, like a grown up does. |
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Are there any fun characters from the Star Wars sequel trilogy? Prequels had Grievous, Maul, Dooku, Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, Mace Windu. Lovely stuff. Original trilogy had Han Solo, Chewie, Lando, Boba Fett, Ewoks, Vader. Iconic. Sequels have boring Rey, boring Kylo, boring Finn, Oscar Isaac, Asian woman, Laura Linney. It just doesn't compare. |
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Maz-Kanata-star-wars[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>450609 |
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I just bumped into an old co-worker who opened with "Hey you've gained weight". Motherfucker. |
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My MP's a paedo. |
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123.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Blogpost: |
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Remind me in the morning lads: I'm going to order some weights and a bike. Don't let me forget and spend all day on Elden Ring again. |
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Just did my first open mic at 30 with some lad who graciously played the guitar for me, and people fucking liked it, it was class. |
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On the subject of cooking, I've made Chinese that actually tastes like Chinese. I'm not entirely sure how, because all I really added to the veg and noodles was ginger, garlic and soy sauce. |
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3917472_1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I shouldn't have stocked up on reduced Christmas fodder. I'm fucked. |
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A new lass has started at work. She's a posho horse girl and has massive tits. |
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I saw one of those e-scooters about 20 minutes ago, and a woman was riding it. You'd think that would be totally normal, but it really stuck out like a bizarre thing to see. |
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Taskmaster-season-13-line-up-f3acf8e.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The new series of Taskmaster is scraping the barrel a bit. |
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Re: Bridget Christie. She was on some live current affair comedy program a while back, maybe The Last Leg or Channel 4's Alternative Election Night. She was dressed as a scientist and talked about current affairs but as if she was a nerdy scientist. Anyway, it was very unfunny, but I can't find it online so it's possible I dreamt it. Also she looks and speaks like my autistic ex-girlfriend so I have a soft spot for her. The rest of the cast of Taskmaster looks awful, other than Judi Love for a bit of eye candy. |
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I think I'm turning into a bit of a snob. I don't like being near poor people. |
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The best people in the world are people who are posher than me, but also poorer than me. They were raised right and then they learnt the bitterness that I also feel. Truly the ne plus ultra of humanity. |
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The greatest mystery of our age: |
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Should I apply to enter the Manchester marathon? It's 16th April next year. I'm out of shape, I could probably run about 60 metres before being out of breath, but I feel if I have a target to work towards I could start getting my arse in gear. A marathon, however, may be a bit much to aim for. |
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Spent my afternoon at a squat doing some DIY for them, replacing the locks and the like. Smell of the place brought back memories. Felt very mature, doing practical stuff to help out some young adults whose trauma and mental issues mean they have to live like that. Come full circle since the times when I hung out with a similar lot. |
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I bought a tub of Danpak, Lidl's knockoff of Lurpak, and it's frozen solid; after a few days all I can really do is scrape shavings off the top of it. Should I try leaving it out of the fridge for a few hours to defrost and see if that does anything or am I just going to be stuck with a solid block of spread? |
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Love my girlfriend to death but it's gutting she doesn't want to move to London with me. She thinks it's too overwhelming. Prefers cities the size of Bristol, Cardiff, Nottingham etc. I adore London, such an interesting place with tons to do. Ah well... |
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How demanding can I be in an interview? Basically I've got one for a job I think I'd be good at, and there are two possible locations for work. One is an okay commute, the other is pretty much unviable by public transport. Is it rude for me to say in the interview I refuse to work in the unviable location? |
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You know that cultural encyclopedia trope in Star Trek, The Orville, and pretty much any furturistic setting? Well that actually exists today at https://archive.org/. Check it out; hundreds of categories from videogames to pulp magazines, VHS to microfilm, not to mention all the other shit available. This is awesome. |
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Is it normal to feel a bit awkward in a new job for a few weeks? |
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How would I become a eskimo? There's a igloo near me I want to go to but I'm scared they'll kick me out for being a clueless whitey. |
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Is it normal for cats to watch you piss? I have two cats and one will always run in if she hears me pissing and stick her head close to it. I have definitely pissed on her a few times. My other cat isn't bothered by it whatsoever. |
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TV Tropes.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Do it |
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I'm getting to that age now my friends invite me round to dinner and it's getting semi formal. |
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What's going on with the sudden influx of seppos? |
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Just walked through the door after being out for a few hours. Can't work out if I can smell tuna or cat shit. |
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It's cat shit. |
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I'm going to order a big fuckoff takeaway tonight because I'm depressed about the state of the housing market and feel like I'm going to end up living with my mum and dad until I'm in my 40s. |
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Just unironically put "don't kill myself" on this week's to-do. |
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I don't mean to rub it in but I touched a boob tonight. And a bum. Good times. |
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arnold.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>451041 |
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I really miss women. I should go outside and try talking to one, but it's just so frightening out there. Then again it's frightening to in here too. Time to persuit a third way I think, joining a DiscorSUICIDE. |
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50184453_0_XL.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Was making my toast and thought to myself how excellently designed the Marmite jar/packaging is. That's a proper product, that. |
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I've just pissed through the gap between the toilet bowl and the toilet seat, so now I've got piss all over my joggers. |
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Very alarmed that my PC just did a random restart for seemingly no reason. I was playing a game, but it's a game I've played for a total of over fifty hours without incident so I'm a little spooked. |
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Amy Winehouse Zombie.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Yo did you ever know Amy Winehouse looked like this? |
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I'd be on 9gag far more but I just can't spare the time away from Digg. |
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Britfa.gs posters being stuck in the past? I'd never have expected it. |
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I'm beginning to think that "eccentric oddball" and "sex criminal" are inseparate from one another. Or men need to be kept in those little cryo coffins from the last level of Escape from Butcher Bay. But I don't want that; I don't have the leg strength to kick my way out of one of those things. |
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wd.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that not a bit fucked up? The bloke isn't even the suspect yet he's on the front page of (my) BBC News with that headline. |
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I've never squeezed my knob like a Frube. |
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More fucking furries. They're taking over. The age of the furry is upon us. He gets his cock out and everything. |
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I'm fairly certain badgers are an elaborate hoax. You never see them alive, just dead on the side of A-roads. |
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Sometimes when I'm stressed with work I look at the news or something like this site or play the xbox or go for a run and realise that the worst thing that happens is I get a new job and these comforts are always there. |
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How do I bypass cookie splash screens on news websites? |
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I was unaware that Aleister Crowley was really such a wrongun. |
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For the second time in a few weeks I've woken up with my throat burning because some sick has popped up and gone back down again. At least I found a mini milk to soothe it. |
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brought to you by the daily mail.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I need more brown waste to use in my hugelkultur, considering just using stacks of free newspapers. |
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g.png ![]() ![]() ![]() How unwelcome would an animated porn thread be? |
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I'm not saying for definite that Ian Rush overtook me on the M180, but I don't know who else would be driving a black Mercedes AMG GT with the licence plate 'MR I RUSH'. |
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Did cocaine (with lots of alcohol) over the weekend. Great night but I feel depressed as fuck right now. I know it wasn't wise, as I take escitalopram, but I'm really paying for it now. Any tips on how to cheer up? |
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Judge Penney Azcarate.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I think she looks really quite cute. I've been checking in on the livestreamed case every so often. I mean, I wan't Depp to win because mens rights and all that shit, but the current testimony doesn't sound that great on his part. |
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Is "Consider if you are truly mentally and emotionally capable of supporting a partner with their own mental health issues" word filtered? |
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I bought tins of Tunisian chopped tomatoes without realising they have garlic in them until after I'd added minced garlic to the pan. My breath is going to proper stink later. |
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Shawn the sheep.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() My internet contract is up in a couple of weeks, thank fuck. Back to the real world. |
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I really can't get over this comment I have just seen on Facebook, about the Americans looking at banning abortion again. I don't really know either of the people discussing it well enough to get involved, but they appear to be taking it at face value: |
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Heard back from a job interview. They said there was no negative feedback, I was passionate, I was perfect for the role, they want to work with me. BUT. In the points based interview thing I didn't quite cut the mustard. HOWEVER. They will keep my details and contact me regarding future roles, and have given me the opportunity to do a training course related to the role. |
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quote-i-was-mad-when-i-heard-the-amazing-race-wasn.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>451297 |
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Bought myself some indoor shoes today. |
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MV5BZWNlMDc0NjQtYjRhZi00MjFlLTk5YzYtOGFhN2I5YzMyNz.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Something about being in the office makes me horny. I don't know if it's because when I go in I'm pretty much the only lad there with a women all around me or it's just the combination of the place being hot and the fact I can't have a wank. |
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Is that really how they decide a tie? By a toin coss? I'm actually quite impressed, for some reason. |
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quince.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The quince tree in the back garden has started flowering. |
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Chippy tea has been a bit of a disappointment. My ranking of best chippy in the area is very fluid due to the lack of consistency. |
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mail.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() He's going for it again lads. |
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Lads if I've eaten too much edibles and I'm not enjoying myself, how do I bring myself back to normality? I've already had a wank. |
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This thing.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've broken the clasp on two of my lanyards and with covid it's a bastard to get new ones as I'd need to be in the office at the same time as the office manager. I see that I can order the clasps online so presumably I go to some place that does alterations and ask them to undo the sticking holding the metal, add the metal clasp before sowing-up for a few quid. |
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I've just got back from Asda. I don't know why it's taken me more than two years of WFH to try it out, but going to the supermarket during normal working hours is so much better. It's far less busy. The lack of noise meant I could listen to the bangers on Rollback Radio. Even though it was a Monday morning there was loads of reduced produce to go through. |
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I fucking fucking fucking hate fucking estate fucking agents. |
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The bag on my chips say they cook in 20 minutes, but they've been in for almost 30 and they're still not ready. |
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ARE LIZ has pulled out of the State Opening ceremony. |
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I need to know where takeaways get their filthy synthetic chemically manufactured chocolate fudge cake from. I can't keep ordering a burger and a bottle of coke just for an excuse to get a slice of fondant and brown food colouring in the shape of a cake. |
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Colin Murray's presenting Countdown now. Listening to him on Radio 1 was more or less how I developed a taste in music. Obviously he's just a broadcaster, but it's making me feel weird nonetheless. |
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I pissed my bed last night. Wasn't drunk, went for a long piss before I went to bed, and yet I did a massive piss while asleep. My girlfriend said it might be the meds I'm on, but in three years of these meds this is only the second time I've pissed myself. |
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BC9875AC-D05B-11EC-A660-0A4821515691.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() GAZZA! IT'S ME! |
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What exactly do the Post Office do if you actually tell them the thing you're trying to post is worth loads of money? Because they always ask, but I never tell. |
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I did it, I bought an MX-5 like I said I was going to. |
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My former boss got in touch with me out of the blue on LinkedIn today to say she could sort me out with a job if I wanted her to. We're now doing the same role and it turns out I'm on more than her. |
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11.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Pick, and if it isn't 7 or 4, are you really on the right website? |
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I just held in explosive diarrhea for an entire two-hour evening class. I was too afraid to relieve myself in the venue's toilet facilities. |
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Blimey, all these years later and Freeman’s Mind finally made it to Ravenholm. |
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My dad's had a heart attack, and I live in a different country. |
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Ooh apparently Japan is opening up to us gaijin again. Can't wait to go back eventually and stuff my face. |
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Fucking knew that arsehole wasn't buying Twitter, fucking knew it man. |
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I fucking love it when you finish a game and then the main title screen changes. It's such a minor thing but it fills me with joy. |
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CHECKERBOARD-MENS-FOOTWEAR-VANS-SNEAKERS-SSVNA2Z5I.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Saw some pure cut, unreformed, 2008-era emo kids at the train station today. Didn't check their shoes out but I'd put money on them wearing a pair of these or all black Converse. |
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Sainsburys has a new posh olive oil in that's a bit cloudy, so there's a sign up on the shelf explaining that it's normal for olive oil to go cloudy at room temperature. Which is true. But that raises the question: Why are none of the other 'olive oil' bottles cloudy at the same temperature? |
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This is embarrassing to ask. I am soon to be alone on a first class JAL Airlines flight. I'm deeply terrified of flying and any drug I've tried so far does nothing. Do you think I could let them know in advance for some kind of help or heads-up? It is a ludicrously expensive flight and they must cater to nutters all the time? I don't really know what they can do though. I just don't want to ask and have them take the piss. |
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strawberries.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Strawberries are flowering now. I started out with four or five plants from the local garden centre five years ago, and now there are over 50. They tend to propagate profusely, as every plant grows about two or three runners every year after fruiting. |
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Ordered some shoes on Sunday afternoon, didn't bother with the next day delivery because another tenner on a £50 item seemed too much, but they arrived just moment ago anyway. Neat. They do sort of look like those shoes short celebrity lads wear because they're embarrassed. |
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It's now officially too hot. Half my Mikado sticks were stuck together into a giant multi-Mikado of absurd proportions. |
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My daughter's just said those words I love to hear, "I can feel worms up my bum". Fuck sake. |
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This gay Earth.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>451518 |
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I wish it had been warm here, I was meant to go on a Big Walk but it was thundering earlier on. Maybe tomorrow or Thursday. Got a date Wednesday by the looks. |
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Yanklad here, it just hit 40 degrees here and will stay that hot until October. My ginger skin is precious cargo. |
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s 12.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I want this authentic 1940s flight suit but I can't afford £3500. Why didn't anyone tell me there would be flight suits? I would have worked harder if they'd told me that. |
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Somebody's knocking at my door, somebody's ringing my bell. |
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I have been wanking it relentlessly to this fat bird. |
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I've received a letter from my dentist to say they're now doing routine appointments again. |
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Someone is inside my computer ffs. |
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I keep seeing shite online about generations, millenials, 'zoomers', etc. Is this a weird American thing? I've never seen anyone define themselves by their generation in real life, or pretend there is a "generational war". |
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Fuck, tomorrow I have literally no excuse not to get stuff done. This horrible, I hate doing stuff, it's so stressful it hurts me, physically. Maybe I should rewatch The X-Files instead. |
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Is there a name for when audio sounds all crap coming out of cheap speakers or headphones? Specifically that, not just adjectives to describe it. |
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the gens.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>451592 |
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I've just ordered my first presents for this Christmas. |
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The Tory Minister for Policing is quite annoyed that the chief inspector of constabulary has suggested police use their discretion when it comes to dealing with people shoplifting food. |
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When did they stop making Family Guy? Have they stopped making Family Guy? It's just occurred to me I haven't heard anyone talk about Family Guy for years. People still mention South Park occasionally, and that's still being made, but nobody talks about The Simpsons and that's still being made too. Family Guy, meanwhile, has just faded from the public consciousness completely. |
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I see Monkey pox appears to be starting to worry a few people. |
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I've caught various parts of the Chris & Rosie Ramsey Show. It's incredibly bland. I imagine the target demographic is "aspires to live on a new build estate and convert their shed into a gin bar." |
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A couple of months ago my girlfriend got a job that means she's out of the house during the working week, so I've taken on a bit more responsibility for housework as I'm largely working from home. |
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I am now best friends with a girl I used to be madly in love with, and who at one point expressed that she had feelings for me too. She's engaged now, so am I, and our will-they-won't-they attraction is all in the past, but I have never verbally or textually gotten it off my chest. |
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Bleach doesn't dissolve limescale, it just bleaches the colour out of anything stuck to it. |
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pumice.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>451699 |
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I've found an out of date bottle of concentrated lemon juice in the fridge, so I've squeezed about 100ml down each loo. I'll report back with my findings later. |
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Mixed result with the lemon juice. The least used toilet now looks white and the other two certainly are brighter but not entirely clean. I've found some rice vinegar that was best before 2016 so I'll try that next. |
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Often overlooked classic rock/early heavy metal band Budgie really are criminally overlooked. |
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DSC_1951.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Man's got a full multipack of kitkats up there and I want them. |
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I bought some TicTac "Fruit Adventure" today and the yellow ones, I think, taste like celery. I thought I was being poisoned when I first tasted one, even though I like celery, but this is like a strange simulacrum of celery and it's in a hard sugary sweet. |
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It's too hot to share a bedroom. Is it a bit rude that I've spunked up my girlfriend and then fucked off to the living room to try and sleep somewhere cooler? I say sleep, at the minute I'm watching shit like Map Men on YouTube. |
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venezia-fc.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I think I am in love with this woman, and the kit she has on. |
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Day 2 of Sertraline. Christ I'm fucking shattered. |
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The A1 was really weird today. There was a couple of police Land Rovers doing a rolling road block, but when they let us through I overtook a couple of riot vans, a fire engine, several army lorries and about half a dozen police lorries. The Land Rovers kept driving onto the slip roads to stop traffic coming on. Not sure what that was about, but it might have been something to do with the jubilee because a few of them had very old licence plates. |
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Do we have any cloud engineers in? I'm wondering what the different paths of cloud computing you can go down in terms of role. Cloud Dev, Cloud Engineering, not sure what any of this means. I guess none of it is suitable for someone new to tech. I can get a subscription to acloudguru.com and start some cloud certs but not sure if its worth. |
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Thanks lads, that's very helpful. |
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For some reason, youtube keeps suggesting videos about reincarnation to me lately. Not something I am normally interested in, but I have to say I was a bit dumbfounded by the fact that not all of it can readily be explained away with modern psychology. |
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I could do with picking your brains, |
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Grading-2018-1.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Got laddo to do the three November 2020 maths higher papers today. He only answered half of the questions, which he said was either because he didn't know the answer or hadn't been taught them, but he came out as a level five which is the equivalent of a B/C under the old scale. I don't know why they changed the grading system, the old one wasn't hard to follow. If he ended up with what would have been a B I'd be happy with that, it just sounds a lot worse when you say he's on track for a five when nine is the highest. |
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Think it's going to rain all Jubilee weekend, ace. |
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My girlfriend bought wholewheat noodles instead of proper ones. They're proper shit. |
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Fuck the queen, fuck royalty, and fuck all the twats who endorse this nonsense. I'm so fucking tired of hearing about this jubilee shit, I'm so tired of hearing about 'how much the queen has done for this country'. Why is it acceptable to have this level of impartiality in the media? Is it not a political matter? Or does the God given ruler over all of us transcend politics? |
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I quite liked the early days of the first lockdown when it seemed like people had realised celebrity drama was a load of pointless bullshit that they could do without. The Johnny Depp - Amber Heard trial shows that was only a pipedream. |
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Even though I think he is the less bad of the two, I think Johnny Depp should have lost. Platforming a story where the rhetoric is "woman lies about abuse" sets a dangerous precedent, and counters the "listen and believe" philosophy we should use when a woman is reporting an abuser. Depp's win will only create anti-female-domestic-abuse-victim sentiment, and countless more women will die. |
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I went through Hebden Bridge today. Loads of women in dungarees. |
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I saw a 40something lad wearing a tartan kilt and a stained dark T shirt and jelly sandals, with long grey dreadlocks in Lidl tonight. His body odour hit me from six feet away, a mix of ten days without a shower and cigarettes and stale beer. He looked like a Scottish Lebowski gone wrong. |
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My faith in Freeview TV has dwindled considerably of late, but I've gone up to the radio stations and I have to say: BBC Radio 3 can be pretty delightful. They've got an ambient music show on right now, playing weird beeps and occasional honking as I go about my evening. It even tells you what you're listening to on the TV screen; I am currently listening to Youth Landscapers Collective - Hive, in which two people hum over vague animal noises. |
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I keep getting deeper down the rabbit hole that is the myth of reincarnation the last couple of days. |
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Here's another video that sheds light on the scientific evidence. It's really stunning in its own way. A team of highly respected psychiatrists at a leading university have examined 2,500 reported cases and did their best subjecting those cases to all possible scientific scrutiny, with the result that reincarnation could well exist and be as real as anything. They found no way to reasonably disprove all those cases in principle. |
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So Kunt's song about Prince Andrew got to Number 20, but was also the biggest selling song of last week according to the charts. Apparently the 19 songs in front had more streams. Apparently. |
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Something's stinking out my fridge and I don't know what. I threw away all the rotten veg in the drawer, but everything that comes out of the fridge has a bad smell. It could be the kimchi but that's in a jar which I assume is airtight. It made a can of Coke smell bad which ruined the drinking experience. |
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About three times in the past week I've heard someone walk down my path and open my letterbox, but nothing has been posted through and I've not seen anyone walk back down the path. |
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HR from a job contacted me about roles that got canned because of the pandemic. They asked for an up to date CV which I sent but upon checking two weeks later as I went to follow up it seems it didn't send and got bounced back. |
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You can put beer instead of wine in French onion soup, right, Cheflads? Obviously you can't, you can barely make it last long enough to put it in the fridge, but can I? |
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ORDERED A BOOK FROM EBAY AND THERE'S A FUCKING PUBE IN IT. |
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2e.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Just had this email from a company I did work for. This seems incredibly racist. |
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Told myself I'm going to the cinema today, but I don't want to. I want to be at home, but that's not allowed apparently, according to me. God, I hate the 21st century, if I didn't expect everything to get even worse for no good reason I'd ask for a do over a couple of centuries down the line. |
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Is it possible to make yourself sweat? I've been for a haircut this morning and I was mindful that my forehead was a bit sweaty, but the more I thought about it the more I could feel beads forming and the worse it got. |
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MKcQ.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() My fan is reading as 29 degrees in my flat and it's only June. I fear I may not survive the summer. |
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Eating this year's first strawberries from the back garden at the moment. Absolutely delish. |
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Why do ambulance staff get abused so much? What are they turning up to for that to happen? I'd have thought if you call the ambulance you'd be happy when they turn up. |
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I had a nap from about 8ish until half 10 and now I can't sleep, even though my body feels completely drained. |
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House where I used to live as a student has been renovated, managed to find it online and have a look. It's weird really, it's done to a high standard, but it's so soulless. Some of the best times of my life were in that house, and it's all gone. Obviously the world moves on, but I dwell on it, that the last time I was happy was at the house, back in 2016. I am very much stuck in the past all the time, and don't know how to let go of shit like this. Maybe because I've got fuck all going on nowadays I take refuge in the past when I had a purpose. |
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I'm thinking of doing a training 'bootcamp' for some IT thing. They offer a vastly reduced price for 'women in tech'. What is stopping me from just saying I'm a woman/a evangelist christian korean youtuber? Legitimate question. |
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Are robotic vacuums any good? Would it be cheaper to hire a cleaner? Looking online there's a few variants on offer and I'm much too lazy to clean. |
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The jumper I bought on a whim today was from a brand called "Missguided" despite being in the men's section. I didn't notice this until I was home. I tried it on anyway and it makes me look like a wormy alien man, such is the manner in which it clings to me. |
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My phone decided to show me a series of lovely photos from June of 2020, where all I did was garden and kayak. Is it wrong to pine for a global pandemic? |
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>UK weather forecast: Britain could bask in hottest June day ever today if temperature hits 36C |
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My work has acquired a Sky box to be thrown away. I have Freeview TV at home, and it doesn't get the HD channels even though my TV can watch HD on Blu-Rays or whatever. Would the Sky box, with no card or Sky subscription, assist me in this? I don't want free Sky; I just want free BBC One HD and that sports channel that shows shitty sports. |
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I'm on Instagram purely for work purposes. One of the people I follow follows about a hundred nerdy blokes in our particular niche industry, plus one transvestite escort. I assumed it must have been a weird mistake that he didn't notice, but then I looked up the escort's profile and they're based in the same town. Fair play, I wouldn't have the nerve. |
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I reckon it'll be flying ant day tomorrow. Seen a lot of them crawling around nests. |
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index.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I use barbecue lighting fluid as fuel in a storm lantern? |
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thinking about it, I've got a load of citronella oil that's mostly kerosene. Might be nice in those lamps for outdoor eating in mosquito season. |
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God I fucking hate Katherine Ryan. I was forced to watch that awful ‘Backstage with Katherine Ryan’ thing - I nearly had an aneurysm. At least I could look at her great tits. |
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File
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dougstan not in dagestan.png ![]() ![]() ![]() These are Doug Stanhope's tour dates for his UK tour. Is he sponsored by O2? Or do O2 just sponsor all large theatre venues now? Why does Doug Stanhope love O2 so much? |
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is2qb9fo0rn71.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() First cold in about 3 years. This is awful, how did we ever accept this shit as a part of life. |
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I've been rebelliously not paying for bags at the self serve unless somebody is watching. Rise up. |
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The Asda I usually shop in has cameras at the self-service tills that film you, so you are forced to watch yourself scan your shopping. I don't understand that at all. I assume it's meant to discourage shoplifting, but it certainly doesn't discourage me. |
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I'm pleased to see that my sexual attraction to clowns is finally being recognised as a valid orientation. I used to just be a pervert but now everyone wants a taste of dat clussy. |
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I've no idea what's going on. You lads will argue over any old shite. |
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I haven't received a tax rebate letter for about 10 years. Do you remember those, you'd get a little bonus at the end of the tax year for monies you'd overpaid. |
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Screenshot_2022-07-01-15-56-26-703_com.facebook.ka.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() What is it with local groups and shit poetry? The Beeston group is on its usual kick of wanking over war, but this is mixed in with absolutely fucking terrible poetry. |
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>Scott Mills to replace Steve Wright on BBC Radio 2 afternoon show |
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Does anyone actually like Pho? Tastes like watery pish to me, and I typically love Ramen. |
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Say someone had a neighbour who had this Alexa, which wouldn't shut the fuck up... What hackerman methods could be used to make it stop? |
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I'm glad I don't get invested in the personal lives of YouTubers. Sort yourselves out, lads. |
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I don't know if it's to do with inflation, but my tricolour pasta is about 85% plain and the orange ones are definitely paler than they used to be. |
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Booked a ticket to see Nitram, 11 o'clock. There's like ten other people at that showing, can you imagine what kind of freakshows are watching Nitram at 11am? I don't wanna' know! |
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They should make an Onlyfans-type website where ugly bastards like me can make loads of money. |
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How do I go about writing an email to my boss to express my displeasure in the management team's organisational skills, without getting sacked? |
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I had one of those Refresher lollipops earlier, at work. I opened it up, and it immediately fell on the office carpet. I picked it up (three-second rule) and looked at it, and it looked fine so I put it in my mouth. After about a minute, I had sucked and chewed it down and found a sharp, stonelike substance embedded in it, like a tiny piece of gravel. Revolted and horrified, I threw it in the bin. But I had checked it after dropping it, and it was fine. Where did this small hard object come from? |
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Honeycomb or cinder toffee? |
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My neighbours are on holiday, so I've wheeled their empty bin out and put my own excess rubbish in it. This felt incredibly transgressive. |
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Debasement |
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I'd been humming and harring over getting rid of my overpriced Genuine Authentic Made in Maerica Murrican Fender American Professional Series (TM) Telecaster, and getting some fancy hollowbody instead for less money, but I don't think I can. I've been giving it one last chance to impress me the last couple of nights, and it's actually a dead nice guitar, you just have to treat it a bit differently to get the really nice sounds out of it. |
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Don't think I've ever seen a flying ant. I hear a lot of flying ant day talk, and lived all over the country, but never been privy to the day. Is it one of those things like drop bears or Bielefeld? |
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Summer-security-2019-Twitter-meme.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Heatwave next week. Pack your choc-ices. Temperatures are said to be reaching the low-30s which, when accounting is humidity, is hotter than the inside of the Sun. |
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4255f17e-9f01-11e7-b87e-8bf8af75.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Attention: There are giant house spiders entering peoples homes. I narrowly survived a confrontation with one that thought my computer desk would be it's new home. |
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The less scary daddy-long-legs spiders apparently eat the terrifying monster spiders. I hate all spiders more than anything, but it's good to know they hate each other too. |
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Got an almost new Bosch starter battery for 30 quid from the scrappie today. Would've cost 78 quid new ex delivery online. According to the gauge on my battery charger, it was almost empty when I installed it, but the engine still started up without a problem. |
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Are the police completely useless? Earlier in the week my son's friend was badly beaten in an unprovoked and premeditated assault, including being repeatedly kicked in the face leaving him with broken ribs, black eyes and concussion, so it was reported to the police. A police officer went round to interview him (and my son as a witness) this evening but she was very dismissive; she was trying to encourage the boys that the best thing to do was take their statements and not do anything further because "boys will be boys". She didn't want to talk to the school to obtain the video evidence they had or the witness statements from other people; it was off school grounds but fairly nearby. She didn't seem keen on talking to the perpetrator either. |
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>Claire Yaxley owes her mother thousands of pounds, but has still splashed out recently on a Fitbit, an exercise bike and a trip to Butlins. "Things are getting more difficult every single day," the single mum-of-two admitted. "And yet I'm not putting money aside, I am spending it." |
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