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>> No. 450389 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 8:11 am
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New weekday thread: Zool edition.
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>> No. 450390 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 10:00 am
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In the before times I'd occasionally walk home from work, which Google Maps says is 3.1 miles, and have no trouble with it. I've just had to drop my car off roughly halfway across this route and walk back. Admittedly it was always the hardest half of the walk home from work as it's mostly uphill, but I'm absolutely fucked now.
>> No. 450391 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 10:05 am
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Do you remember that PC game that installed a fake virus to your system? In game you'd be flying around a la Astroids fighting icon images of all the programs you had installed. As you progressed your desktop icons would be gradually changed to in-game sprites, as if the game was leaking into the rest of your computer.
It was really quite cool, but your screen was become littered with debris until you completed the game.

Zool sort of reminded me of that.
>> No. 450392 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 10:25 am
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>>450391
I mainly remember it being a giant advert for Chupa Chups.
>> No. 450394 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 12:08 pm
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I was shocked to learn recently that Zool is held in very high regards in retro gaming circles. I always assumed it was just a generic cartoony platformer, that also happens to shill lollies. Maybe I ought to revisit it.
>> No. 450397 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 12:33 pm
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>>450394
Zool was incredibly hyped up before it was launched, billed as Amiga's rival to Sonic the Hedgehog. The gameplay wasn't on the same level as Sonic, but you'd expect that when you're comparing the resources of Sega against a few blokes from Sheffield.
>> No. 450398 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 1:21 pm
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I always hated Sonic because I never understood if I was supposed to be going fast or KOing enemies and gathering gold rings. The resolution was too low to do both effectively, at least for me anyway, maybe I needed to Get Good™.
>> No. 450399 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 1:29 pm
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Zool actually got a remastered version recently.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tezdvnTqqrA
>> No. 450402 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 6:13 pm
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My daughter went to a birthday party at the weekend where only six kids from her school turned up. She's come home today with a thank you card from the birthday girl, a slice of cake and some chocolates. I bet that's absolutely crushing as a parent.
>> No. 450403 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 6:22 pm
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>>450402
Six is just about okay, isn't it? I don't have kids, but I was kids once. If it's not a lot then I agree it must be horrendous, but I'd have been happy with six friends.
>> No. 450404 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 6:22 pm
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>>450402
Woah, Peter Popular over here with his parties of more than six friends. Why don't you piss off back to Normandy with the rest of the normaloids, Norman? Wait, no, your name's Peter already, bollocks.
>> No. 450405 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 6:38 pm
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>>450403
My daughter isn't actually in her class this year. There's about 45 kids in her year, which is split into an outright year one class and the older/smarter kids are in a year one/two class with the younger kids from year two. I think my daughter was invited because they didn't get enough people saying they'd attend from the birthday girl's class.

As far as I'm aware they booked the party venue for 10 kids and there were 7 in total including the birthday girl; 2 never bothered replying to the invite so her cousin and brother were drafted in at the last minute. The mum is really nice as well.

>>450404
My sixth birthday was at McDonald's when they used to have the pirate party ship upstairs and all the boys from my class turned up and it was awesome.
>> No. 450406 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 7:15 pm
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HL emailed me today to call my portfolio 'a little risky' and linked me to a guide explaining the basics of what risk is. Cheeky cunts, my stock holdings are mostly defensive and all bluechip, my largest holding is KO which carries lower risk than the human race - no explanation was given for this abuse.

>>450403
>>450404
When you're in primary school everyone is mates and you have massive parties. I also went Maccies on my sixth and it was sick. Jamie Oliver can go marinade himself, my kids are getting a McDonalds party and if you didn't get one then I can only assume your mother didn't love you.

>>450405
>There's about 45 kids in her year, which is split into an outright year one class and the older/smarter kids are in a year one/two class with the younger kids from year two

You fucking what. So they've just created two new year groups on different months? How do they manage the obvious population bulge at the start of the year from all the responsible parents?
>> No. 450407 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 7:31 pm
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>>450406
My daughter is one of the older kids, so she's currently in the Year 1/2 class. Next year she'll be in an outright Year 2 class with the older/smarter half of the current Year 1 class, with the rest of the current Year 1 class forming next year's Year 1/2 class.

The year after that she'll be in the Year 3/4 class while the others will form an outright Year 3 class. It means there's ~15 kids she's constantly with and 15 kids she's with every other year.
>> No. 450409 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 9:09 pm
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>>450406
I don't think they do Maccies birthday parties anymore lad.
>> No. 450414 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 9:51 pm
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>>450409
McDonalds not only still do parties but they also trick autistic 9-year olds into working for them:
https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/local-news/would-you-like-fries-that-2906142
>> No. 450415 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 9:54 pm
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>>450414
She's got a more impressive CV than I do at least.
>> No. 450418 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 10:35 pm
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Won a thousand quid on my first month of premium bonds, get in.
>> No. 450419 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 11:01 pm
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>>450418
Ginsters Pasties for everyone.
>> No. 450420 Anonymous
4th April 2022
Monday 11:51 pm
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Yet again, I have a substantial piece of work that I procrastinated on all day and which was already difficult to reach.

>>450418
Now you just need to repeat this win every month for 833 years to be able to afford a comfortable retirement today. Easy.
>> No. 450428 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 8:58 am
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I need a new toilet seat. What should I be looking out for? It needs to be sturdy.
>> No. 450431 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 10:06 am
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>> No. 450435 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 11:28 am
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>>450431
What's the middle hole for?
>> No. 450436 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 1:22 pm
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>>450435

Bog roll?
>> No. 450437 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 1:32 pm
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Can anyone recommend me a good single futon/sofa bed? A one you could actually use, not just one you throw in the spare room just in case. Really high quality, comfortable ones. I want to get some for our crew rooms at work.
>> No. 450438 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 5:30 pm
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>>450275
>My car is making funny noises after changing gear.

Here again. Took it to the garage and they confirmed the noise was from a bolt not being fastened properly when the clutch was replaced.

This is the third time I've had work done on my car, all different garages, and they've left something loose when they've finished with it.
>> No. 450439 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 6:36 pm
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>>450438
I know a guy who's always talking on Facebook about how clueless mechanics are. He's one of those slightly intelligent bullshit merchants who seems convinced that he knows more than anyone in the world because he worked out something fairly basic on his own, but the examples he gives of the shambolic service he has experienced certainly suggest that they really are often inept.
>> No. 450440 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 6:47 pm
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>>450439

I'm someone who is 'into' cars and have worked on my own for many years. I've taken cars in to real garages for work I couldn't do/didn't want to do, and honestly it does seem like there are more shite mechanics than good ones. I'm by no means an expert, but I do know how things should be done, and shortcuts, bodges, and downright unsafe work sadly seems to be quite common. There are surely a lot of excellent mechanics that genuinely are spot on and care and are reasonably priced, but these sorts of lads are the ones tucked away at the back of industrial estates, who don't advertise, who work alone or with one other lad, don't know what google is, so the only way you'll ever find them is word of mouth. So if you want to find a good mechanic, find someone who has a classic car that actually runs, and ask them who they use. Guarantee they're a good one.

The problem with this is, these boys will all be retired or dead in 20 years or so. Maybe all the young lads who spend their time now tuning Skylines just naturally grow into these hermit old men mechanics at some point, I don't really know the process.
>> No. 450441 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 7:28 pm
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>>450440
I'm lucky I live 5 minutes away from a VW group specialist. I trust them servicing my Skoda because they only work on those engines and part of their business is tuning. Prices are less than dealership, but still all genuine parts and they're registered to update the electronic service history.
>> No. 450442 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 7:30 pm
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>>450440
The mechanic my parents have used for as long as I can remember used to operate out of a nondescript industrial estate but now works out of a garage behind his house. I've moved so it's been almost ten years since I've used him, but I can't remember him having any signage or doing any marketing.

I've just looked him up on Facebook and half the pictures are of a Mk II Escort he was restoring.
>> No. 450447 Anonymous
5th April 2022
Tuesday 10:37 pm
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>>450438

>This is the third time I've had work done on my car, all different garages, and they've left something loose when they've finished with it.

I had my brakes done once and when I came back to pick my car up, the mechanic was just in the process of putting it back down on the lift, and then told me to get in and back it out of the shop myself. But he forgot to pump the brakes after replacing the pads, and also didn't tell me to pump them, and so I unwittingly backed into another customer's almost brand new Golf GTI in the car park. Luckily, I only left some black rubber streaks on the Golf's front wing and there was no visible damage on my bumper, but there could have been loads more damage than that.
>> No. 450448 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 12:50 am
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I think I'm on the way out.
>> No. 450449 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 7:49 am
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>>450448
Where are you going lad? Shop?
>> No. 450454 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 5:39 pm
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>>450448
Pick us up a Twix
>> No. 450456 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 8:13 pm
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I've spent most of the last two days in bed. Yesterday it was justifiable cause I had a big day/night out on Monday so I was recovering, but today I just feel like I've wasted a day. But I felt so lethargic I just couldn't even move. Is this what being old is? Takes you two entire days to recover from a dozen or so beers and a few lines?

Anyway my original plans for the week have been totally scuppered by that, I'm back at work Friday and despite having arguably a very successful time getting wankered and acquiring some very decent sex, I'm feeling quite down. I might just have a trip up to the Asda and just buy a load of chocolate and snacks and spend the evening watching UFO videos or something, then spend tomorrow more productively, but I think it's sunk cost at this point.

I always do this when I have time off. I tell myself I'll use the time to work on hobbies and give myself some self care, but then I end up persuading myself that I'll feel like a lonely sad act if I don't spend at least some of the time socialising and what have you. But then after the fact I wish I would have just spent it locked in my room working on music nobody will ever hear instead.

Such is life I suppose.
>> No. 450457 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 8:17 pm
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>>450456
Have you tested for Covid?
>> No. 450458 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 8:33 pm
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>>450457

Fair point. It does feel a lot like that time I had parvo.

Are the tests still free at the chemists or what?
>> No. 450459 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 9:53 pm
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How long do you reckon a dentists anaesthetic will last? Appointment will be over by 1500, I'll have a filling put in. I was going to have a date in the afternoon/evening but this may be silly unless she has a thing for Slavoj Žižek.
>> No. 450460 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 10:03 pm
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>>450459
3 hours.
>> No. 450461 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 10:52 pm
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>>450460

Lower jaw anaesthetics can last up to five hours. Upper jaw is usually shorter, because you can numb individual teeth with less of the anaesthetic.
>> No. 450462 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 10:54 pm
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How did Drake get away with blatantly ripping off Sheffield Wednesday for his clothing brand's logo?

His appreciation for British streetwear and culture is no secret, and he's basically solely responsible for taking that weird modern amalgamation of football hooligan and hip hop aesthetic we associate with roadmen over to the US. Stone Island sales in the US skyrocketed after he declared it his favourite clothing brand, and that's literally a brand that was invented by Italians for English football hooligans because a different brand discontinued a jacket popular with the rowdy lads.

As someone with a casual interest in design, however, the name is very cute. OVO with the full logo being an owl, then the typemark just makes a little owl face, sort of like a visual onomatopoeia.

Still, whenever I see a tee shirt or something I think "up the Owls fuck the Blades we're all Wednesday aren't we", and then realise the person wearing it isn't even Wednesday.
>> No. 450463 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 10:59 pm
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>>450462
To make this shit post even shitter, I dropped my phone into the toilet after I hit send. I got what I deserved.
>> No. 450464 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 11:21 pm
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>>450462

I always think of the BBC Micro rather than Sheffield Wednesday.
>> No. 450465 Anonymous
6th April 2022
Wednesday 11:34 pm
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>>450462

There's nowt more tragic than the Wednesday/United rivalry. They're both shit and only Sheffieldians care.

Funny city like that is Sheff. Very proud of itself, even though nobody has ever heard of it. You get people wearing Def Lepard shirts as if they weren't one of the worst bands ever to have existed, and as if Artic Monkeys aren't a million times more relevant and worthy of caring about (even if they're also shit), and they're all dead bumsore that they're not Leeds.

Very nice place these days, don't get me wrong. There's much worse places you could live than Sheffield. But that has always stood out about it to me.
>> No. 450467 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 1:16 am
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>>450465
I'll admit I've never been to Sheffield, but they have the Snooker World Championship and The Full Monty is set there, so I'm sure it's the absolute jewel in the crown of South Yorkshire. I'd rather visit Sheffield than Doncaster, Barnsley, Rotherham, or anywhere in Derbyshire. Also, Leeds wishes it was Manchester, Manchester wishes it was London, and London wishes it was New York, so really Sheffield is only four embarrassing delusions away from somewhere that's actually worth visiting.
>> No. 450468 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 9:06 am
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I think I'm going to breakup with my girlfriend. She's done very well career wise despite not having burnished academic credentials. She picked a job that is in demand and has worked through and as a result is getting very high salaries (100k +)

Happy for her, and have supported her all the way. I am still working out what I'd like to be for my life and have done a bit of chopping and changing.

She routinely says annoying shit like 'don't know if I should take this job as it only pays 80k plus bonuses' and stuff like that and I find it a bit obnoxious and now everything revolves around this very important, but the only facet of her life she is intersted in now.

I find it kind of demoralising because it shits over what I'm doing and also implies that I'm not doing very well (think 50k salary).

Having a good career isn't a personality trait and it's just grating on me. I'm not envious I don't think because otherwise I'd just stay with her and ride out her good salary, I just don't want to spend my life with somebody that has nothing to talk about but their next pay bracket.

Am I being sour grapes? I just find it all quite obnoxious at the minute.
>> No. 450469 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 10:19 am
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>>450468
>Am I being sour grapes?

Yes, she's enjoying some success in her life for a change, has found something she's good at and is quite naturally sharing her life with you. I know it's hard but why not try being happy for her and accept that in any relationship you're hearing about 40 hours a week of tedium you don't care about.



I'd class myself as doing well and with an exciting career but I'm only on 40k
>> No. 450470 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 10:45 am
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>>450469
I enjoy hearing about it and I've enjoyed watching her success, what I don't enjoy is her implying that anything not up to her very high earning standard is somehow shit, knowing full well that that includes me.
>> No. 450471 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 11:01 am
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>>450470
>what I don't enjoy is her implying that anything not up to her very high earning standard is somehow shit, knowing full well that that includes me.

Can you give some examples of this?
>> No. 450472 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 11:25 am
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>>450471
Like what I said in my OP really but I can give pretty much verbatim 'I don't know if I should take this job earning 80k, it's not a very good salary and it only gives bonuses and stock options and even they get taxed, pretty poor salary really'.

It's all relative but I wouldn't take my 50k and tell my friend working in a shop on minimum wage it's a shit salary and I am annoyed by it.

Similarly judgey comments about friends doing different things to her, how they're wasting their life etc because they're travelling or whatever as if the only way to win at life is to be maxxing your salary.
>> No. 450474 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 11:27 am
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>>450470
You should have thought about that before choosing mediocrity.

Or did it choose you?
>> No. 450475 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 11:43 am
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>>450474
Great bait, but I haven't chose anything. I'm trying to try a few career paths so I can decide which one to stomach for the next however long.

I'm in my 20s so plenty of time to grow into something.
>> No. 450476 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 11:57 am
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>>450475
Yeah, whatever you must tell yourself to ease that inferiority complex. You're either safe in the knowledge you can earn similar money soon and the delay was entirely your choice or you complain about how her self-evaluation demeans your worth and achievements. Doing both as you've just done is just nonsense.
>> No. 450477 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 12:05 pm
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>>450476
Ok, m8.
>> No. 450478 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 12:10 pm
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>>450470
Sounds like you're taking this personally when really you need to mentally cut the wages in half to translate. It's relative, she's going to look at 80k differently because she's in a different position to you and there's nothing wrong with trying to fuck The Man by getting the best possible deal.

If you still get pissed off then raise the point about work/life balance and how much that 20k is actually worth after tax to see if she might be able to negotiate Fridays off (where she can clean the house, do the ironing and other woman-stuff). Put things in that perspective of looking at how much time/effort is worth.

>>450472
>Similarly judgey comments about friends doing different things to her, how they're wasting their life etc because they're travelling or whatever as if the only way to win at life is to be maxxing your salary.

It depends on how old you are and realistically how you're coping with the inevitability of it all being quite meaningless. Despite popular belief, money is quite important and I say that as someone who largely gave it up for a life of public service. You're going to get old eventually.

Is she starting to nest? Have you noticed her doing doing some pelvic lifts and handstands after sex? do you need to start thinking about taking magnesium and drinking pineapple juice to maximise your load? Do I have an impregnation fetish and need to find out if there's a decent kink community for it?
>> No. 450480 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 12:48 pm
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It sounds like you're struggling to cope with the fact that the power dynamics in the relationship has changed.

You've gone from being the breadwinner and the supportive one to finding yourself eclipsed by her earnings potential whilst you're still figuring out what you want to do in life. The roles have reversed and you find yourself feeling inadequate.
>> No. 450482 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 1:47 pm
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>>450480
Or it's just annoying when someone bleats on about their money all the time.
>> No. 450483 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 1:50 pm
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>>450480
Men who support women to foster some kind of paternalistic fantasy and not through a genuine desire to see someone grow as much as possible are inherently abusive.
>> No. 450484 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 2:14 pm
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Oh look, it's the Britfa Simping Hour again is it? Where you all get your little pork sausages going over a bird you've never met, instead of giving your good ladm9 the benefit of the doubt? You set of fannies.

>>450480

In that case it depends, is she being equally as supportive in fostering him to develop, like he did for her during all those years she was a layabout parasite grad student living on his money? Presumably, at least.

Just anecdotally, I've seen a few of my mates in similar positions, and it seems very much the case that women are big fat hypocrites as far as money and status is concerned. A man is capable of treating his partner like an equal regardless of earnings, even if it is in a bit of a patronising "chivalrous" way; but when the shoe is on the other foot, women can turn absolutely reptilian about it.

It's often tied into a peer pressure sort of thing- One of my mates found himself in a relationship with a woman way above his pay grade, she was a high-powered accountant or lawyer or something, and he was basically a porter at the time. Couldn't have more of a disparity in pay. And the thing is, they got on fantastically. They were an amazing couple on a personal level- But you could tell, you could read her unease when it was her mates we were around. You know, her posh, rich, upper-middle class mates, around the dinner table casually ordering the really expensive wines and whatnot; she felt ashamed that her fella only made 20k a year.

It wasn't even really about the money, it was more a sort of like... She'd broken a taboo, like they'd found a video of her getting fucked by a dog or something. She could do better, she was cheapening herself.

... Anyway. The thing is that the single-minded pursuit of wealth is often an indicator of shallowness. It's not an attractive trait. It's nice if someone enjoys their work and it's great if they can help you both afford a decent quality of life, but it's not the only thing in life, and I can sympathise. I'd get bloody annoyed if money was all my missus talked about.
>> No. 450485 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 2:18 pm
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There's a lot of shit psychoanalysis going on here. If she's spending all day banging on bragging about her massive wad it's going to be a bit annoying. Do a gender swap and imaging the post was about a male friend of his bragging about his pay instead.

If she's also chatting shit devaluing her friends and looking down on people for not making as much as her, it's going to be even more annoying, and OP would be justified in also feeling a bit insecure.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
>> No. 450486 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 2:19 pm
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>>450484
>when the shoe is on the other foot, women can turn absolutely reptilian about it.

My former boss had a bit of a domestic over the phone with her boyfriend in the middle of the office. I can't even remember what she said, but it was very emasculating.

She was definitely unhinged, that one. The people working on the floor below knew if she was in a bad mood because they'd hear her stamping her boots as she walked.
>> No. 450487 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 2:49 pm
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Thanks for some of the more sensible lads in here giving a balanced perspective. Some absolutely crazy made up assumptions being applied or inferred from one post.

A few things - I'm not insecure about my salary. 50K is decent at my age (mid-late 20s) regardless and I am happy it provides me with enough. Considering I've done several different types of jobs since graduating I'm pretty happy all things considered and it means I don't wake up at 40 wondering 'what if', at least when it comes to careers.

Me and my girlfriend met on similar salaries, she stuck with her path, on the option of moving up on mine I had a wobble and said 'is this really me? Is this what I was made for or should I dip my toes in what I think might be my passion and see whilst I've no mortgage and kids and my biggest worry is paying rent?'. I could have taken that road but I chose not to, and could, in theory, go back.

I of course am happy for her success. In fact she's had MANY a wobble, and as with most success once one brick was in place, which was the hardest, the rest fell in relatively quickly. I am delighted she's happy and she is on the whole a wonderful supportive person who I genuinely think wants the best for me. Also you know when you really care about somebody because you are happy they are happy and getting what you think they deserve.

Ironically her ex earned a good whack but always told her she was meant for lesser things, so I've made a point about supporting her.

My main thing was I just thought it was a bit inconsiderate. I actually raised it with her after my teary here and she said 'yeah sorry, that is quite inconsiderate' because naturally if you're trying your best and somebody is shitting all over what they've got when their best is much better, it obviously is a bit difficult on midweek morning.

I just didn't want to raise it because I was scared of looking jealous/envious because I want her to succeed as much as possible, but preferably without this becoming the dominant thing behind everything. I noticed a very quick change to 'I earn this and these people are not as good as me' and that's what I was concerned about developing.

Sorry to derail the midweek thread. On another note, it's really windy.
>> No. 450488 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 3:14 pm
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>>450487
My building is covered in scaffolding for roofing work that's been going on for about 6 months longer than it was supposed to. Half the plastic sheeting has come loose and is flapping about in the wind, and the scaffolders themselves always seem like they're half-drunk and don't give a fuck. I'll probably be killed by a falling steel pole in the next few days.
>> No. 450489 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 3:23 pm
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Well I just read a thread on rudgwick about "orgasm inequality" and good grief. There really is no end to how myopic women can be.

I'm quite sure the majority of men are terrible in bed, but on the flipside of the coin, the amount of effort it takes to please a man is so much lower it hardly bears mentioning. most lasses are also shite in bed, it's just that you can still get a bloke to spaff with the barest minimum of effort, so it's not a gender disparity, it's just that women have been coasting through on easy mode all this time.

I'm absolutely not wrong here, I will die on this hill.
>> No. 450490 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 3:31 pm
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>>450489
I have that death-grip masturbation dick. I have never ejaculated into a woman. It's possible that's why they never stick around and I've only had sex a handful of times in my life. They read your post and assume it's something wrong with them. Anyway, I think it would be great if we could acknowledge that nutting with another person in the room, when you're not used to that, can sometimes be very difficult indeed, while still accepting that yes, some women can say perversely selfish things on a forum designed specifically for that purpose.
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7th April 2022
Thursday 3:33 pm
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>>450489
Mate, you seriously need to stop going out of your way to read things that will rile you up. You're becoming no different than a Daily Mail reader.
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7th April 2022
Thursday 4:07 pm
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>>450489
Why are you reading rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk? It's an absolute shit-tip and like twitter, facebook and 4chan, a sign of how bad the modern centralised internet community is.

I do all the work to be honest and that's how I like it.

>>450490
I'm not convinced the death-grip thing is real, certainly not from my experience as a compulsive wanker. You might want to look into this.
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7th April 2022
Thursday 6:20 pm
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>>450492
I've tried; I don't think there is any proper research whatsoever into it. My initial post did suggest it's more of a social anxiety thing, but I don't know how to test this theory.
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7th April 2022
Thursday 6:24 pm
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>>450491
I'll take credit for normalising rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk venting on here. I'm only partially sorry, it's nice to have some fellow crabs in my bucket.

>>450492
I can kind of see it, but yeah my lifetime of indulgence hasn't ruined my penis. The drugs and alcohol have had a much bigger impact, but I can still get a ferocious rod if she's saying the right things.
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7th April 2022
Thursday 6:31 pm
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>>450490

I often find it difficult to cum if I'm pissed/on drugs, and if the girl is too wet and slippery. Sometimes I find it really difficult to tell if they're exasperated or disappointed and want me to finish, so their vagina can have a rest from being relentlessly bagged out, or if they're dead chuffed to have a bloke who can jackhammer them for hours.

Hard to tell, it really doesn't help that women only make one type of noise that doubles up for laughing, crying, cumming and being in severe pain.
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7th April 2022
Thursday 6:33 pm
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>>450496

SSRIs are very effective at treating social anxiety, but they also make it harder to cum. Oh, the terrible irony.
>> No. 450503 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 9:17 pm
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>>450500
I was with a lass briefly who had studied abroad in Japan for a year or two, and was a bit of a weeb princess. Whenever we'd have sex she would make the most outrageous hentai noises, and it was an instant stiffykiller for me. It's the only time I've ever struggled to keep hard, and she was gorgeous with comedically massive melons.

I'm getting déjà vu typing this, I think the lad in the embarrassing stories thread was right and we're all going senile.
>> No. 450504 Anonymous
7th April 2022
Thursday 11:16 pm
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Why does everything feel like it has no authenticity these days? I know that sounds a bit teenlad but its all so dull. It feels like the suits got their hands onto everything and its the internet that got them there. I don't know. I'm drunk and I've been watching old television and news bits again.
>> No. 450505 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 12:14 am
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>>450504
You know what's weird? In the 1990s, New Age music was massive. People loved Enigma, and Era, and Karl Jenkins, and all that hippie shit. It was in the charts, and it was a fully recognised genre that got played on the radio and everything. I can't imagine anything like that ever happening again, because They™ won't let it. It would make the music industry too unpredictable to let so many people behave so inexplicably all at the same time.

I know there was that craze for sea shanties a year or two ago, but it just wasn't the same. It wasn't a movement; it was one TikTok video and some coattail-riding.
>> No. 450506 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 1:02 am
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Oh my God, there’s something really dark going on with this comedy-drama I’m watching. I’m going to cry, fuck sake.
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8th April 2022
Friday 5:07 am
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>>450504

The internet has given us untrammelled access to everything ever, but in doing so it has mixed everything into a contextless beige paste of postmodernity. Whatever the cool kids in Berlin are wearing will be in every branch of Zara and H&M within a couple of months. A watered-down version of whatever the cool DJs are playing will be the soundtrack to next month's bank adverts.

It's impossible for distinctive scenes and subcultures to evolve, because that requires a distinctive niche; the internet has created the exact opposite of the Galapagos Islands. Everything is cross-pollinated with everything else, without regard for time or place.

Old records used to come in old sleeves with old pictures of old people wearing old clothes. Those record sleeves bore the patina of age, the music was heard through the crackle and hiss of a dusty groove. Getting an old record required rummaging through the crates at a second-hand shop or raiding the collection of an older sibling or a cool uncle. Every step in the journey between artist and listener carried meaning that anchored that work in a broader cultural context. Today, all music comes through the same streaming pipe, digitally remastered and served up by an algorithm.

We are already living in a weird sci-fi future, we just didn't notice. I might be sitting at a bus stop at the end of my street, but I'm staring at a shiny oblong that is seamlessly connected to several billion other shiny oblongs. We all carry these strange little portals to an alternate reality; if you don't carry one, you're either a pensioner or a weirdo.

Back in the early 90s, I carried an Apple Newton - a failed early precursor to the iPhone. It was about the size of a paperback book, ran on four AA batteries and had truly atrocious handwriting recognition, but it also had a cellular modem. At a time when normal people were just barely starting to take an interest in the internet, I could sit in a cafe and check my email on a handheld device.

That strange sci-fi gadget inevitably attracted attention and I often found myself giving a demonstration to a curious onlooker. The reactions of those strangers were, in hindsight, incredibly telling. Serious Business Types who carried briefcases and massive mobile phones immediately understood the potential and immediately wanted one. Literally everyone else was completely bewildered, staring blankly at an object that seemed extraordinarily sophisticated but completely useless. Why would anyone want to check their email in a cafe?

In some strange way, I think we've all become yuppies. We've all been so deeply absorbed into the techno-informational-industrial complex that no-one ever asks why. We all feel a vague unease about being permanently plugged in to this maddening metaverse full of scams and fake news and Russian bots, but none of us can imagine a world without it. The pre-internet world doesn't seem like a different time, it seems like a different universe.

In 1996, Francis Fukuyama argued that history had effectively ended because western liberal democracy had comprehensively won; liberal democracy was so superior to any other political system to be the inevitable end-point for the development of any society. The rise of China and the resurgence of Russian totalitarianism has obviously proved him wrong. The actual end of history might have far more to do with major tech companies than politics. Governments collapse, borders change, revolutions rise and fall, but nobody can imagine a future that doesn't involve most of the world's population constantly feeding their most intimate thoughts to a monopolistic tech company.

It doesn't matter whether you take the red pill or the blue pill, because you end up back in The Matrix either way.
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8th April 2022
Friday 5:16 am
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>>450508
>In some strange way, I think we've all become yuppies.

I agree.
>> No. 450513 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 11:20 am
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>>450509
What does it mean?
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8th April 2022
Friday 11:36 am
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>>450508
Sometimes you still see things going, "Let me tell you what life is like in Sweden", but I never enjoy those now because it's the same as here. Even if you check out the music scene of Kyrgyzstan or Ethiopia, it's definitely different and that's good but you can't rely on it. Pick a random online radio station in Brazil and they're probably playing Taylor Swift just like us.
>> No. 450517 Anonymous
8th April 2022
Friday 12:42 pm
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>>450508
>Today, all music comes through the same streaming pipe, digitally remastered and served up by an algorithm.

I'll have you know I recently bought a physical album by post - the textured card packaging and print, inserts and colour palette complete the music as an entire piece of appreciable artwork. This album will stand as part of a handpicked display upon my homes dedicated music feature, once I can get off my arse to make it.

Almost by definition niche is away from the mainstream, you're not going to find it on the side of a fucking bus.

[spoiler]Lmao what an absolute cunt. You do better talking about furries.[/i]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQZfGa5t4e8
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8th April 2022
Friday 12:43 pm
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>>450517
>[spoiler]..[/i]
gaaaay
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8th April 2022
Friday 5:16 pm
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>>450517

Buying music on physical media is artificial now, it's a postmodern pretence. A vinyl record pressed in 2022 is a hyperreal simulation of a record, "real" only in the same sense that Las Vegas or a mock-Tudor Barratt house is real. It tangibly exists, but is devoid of truth. The purpose of the object is purely symbolic.

And so on and so on... *sniff*
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8th April 2022
Friday 10:19 pm
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>>450526

It does amuse me to no end that hipsters will pay forty quid for a vinyl pressing of an album that was definitely recorded, mixed, and mastered on Pro Tools.

But at the same time, I can see the appeal if you already have a big collection of legitimate old analogue vinyl, from an OCD perspective if nothing else. You want to be able to put them all on the same shelf neatly, and play them on the same equipment.
>> No. 450531 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 4:33 am
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Last night I watched HIGNFY for the first time in years. I know they've been phoning it in for ages, but it's got even worse.
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9th April 2022
Saturday 5:08 am
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>>450531
I’m occasionally tempted to watch it if to know how little Paul Merton can do and still earn a living. However, I’ve yet to build the courage and I don’t think I’ve seen an episode since 2019, probably.
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9th April 2022
Saturday 7:50 am
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>>450533
Full your boots.


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>> No. 450539 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 8:36 am
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>>450528
This vid really sums up my own feelings on vinyl.

People who tell you vinyl sounds better are fucking morons. I like to buy vinyl because:
A) 98% of my listening is on spotify and I buy vinyl to give money to the few artists I really like.
B) It's something to collect
C) It's just fun and an enjoyable way to really "listen" to music instead of just having music playing while you're doing other things.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUYORcXBN6E
>> No. 450545 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 4:26 pm
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>>450531
It's all right. I like it. The guests were not good, though; that Asian woman (Ria Lina?) was on it once before and I'm very distressed that they invited her back. She has all of 2015's hottest takes, and nothing else.

Paul Merton has never been funny.

If you didn't like last night's perfectly enjoyable episode, I would advise you against watching any more, because even though it's great, there's something unimaginably offensive about the "guest presenter" being one of the same seven people every week for the past five years or more. Jo Brand, Martin Clunes, Stephen Mangan, Alexander Armstrong, Victoria Coren, David Mitchell, and that's it. They had Clive Myrie recently, so that was refreshing, but it's blindingly obvious that they don't want to be refreshing most weeks.
>> No. 450546 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 5:02 pm
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HIGNFY must be condemned for allowing sociopaths Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg a platform, which they used to ingratiate themselves with the British public so several years later they could hold positions of power and still be looked upon affectionately by fuckwits. Classic Bozza he got stuck on a zipline. Classic Bozza he was just having a few drinks after work it's fine top lad. Classic Jacob he was snoozing at PMQs. Classic Jacob, Grenfell Tower victims brought it on themselves.
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9th April 2022
Saturday 5:44 pm
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>>450539
>C) It's just fun and an enjoyable way to really "listen" to music instead of just having music playing while you're doing other things.
This is it for me too, it's easy to whack on a 20-hour playlist on Spotify and zone out, but putting on a vinyl record is a tactile and present experience.
>> No. 450549 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 5:56 pm
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>>450545
>Paul Merton has never been funny.
I hear that. People (apparently) rave about The Masterson Inheritance but it's fucking awful. Even his performance on Just A Minute, they've a strange quality of dull energy. I can't bare to mention Who's Line Is It Anyway. At this point he's simply a familiar voice/face. That's not to say he's not interesting in non-comedy roles; I've heard a few interviews which were okay.
>> No. 450550 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 7:00 pm
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>>450546
It's not their fault nobody on the left has a personality or sense of humour.
>> No. 450555 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 8:25 pm
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>>450550

Hat Trick productions have long been collaborators with the state security apparatus, and together they unleashed the brain virus of political correctness, victimhood culture and identity politics etc etc which surgically dismantled the let's ability to present anything recognisable as a human face or personality.

There's an alternate timeline where we live in a socialist utopia where all your gas and lecky is free, but the price you have to pay is that Bernard Manning is still on telly, we still have the Imperial system and women get looked at on the tube. As a result this site would never have anything to whinge about.
>> No. 450557 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 8:29 pm
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>>450550
Jess Phillips has both of those things.
>> No. 450558 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 8:40 pm
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>>450555
You'll be furious at the adverts that came when Pointless Celebrities ended, then. In a couple of minutes, they plugged:
>Gentleman Jack (about lesbians in the past)
>Killing Eve (promoting the lesbian relationship between the two main characters)
Followed by Casualty, which began with "Previously on Casualty...", with a man saying, "I think I'm in love with you", to, you guessed it, another man.

Just one of those three would have been acceptable and fine and even commendable. Three in two minutes is enough to make anyone bust out the rare Pepes and Moonman playlist.
>> No. 450559 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 8:47 pm
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>>450558
Why does it matter?
>> No. 450560 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 8:49 pm
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>>450559
Not enough black people.
>> No. 450561 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 8:52 pm
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>>450557
Sorry, I should have been clearer.

It's not their fault nobody on the left has an interesting personality or good sense of humour.
>> No. 450564 Anonymous
9th April 2022
Saturday 9:29 pm
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>>450561
As you mentioned Jacob Rees-Mogg, I assumed those were not necessary.
>> No. 450580 Anonymous
10th April 2022
Sunday 7:54 am
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>>450564
I didn't, but at least Rees-Mogg is kind of interesting and noteworthy in an eccentric sense, plus he seems happy enough to be the butt of a joke.

There's nobody in Labour that's got a cult of personality like, say, Bozza or Are Nige. They're all either PPE graduates vetted by focus groups to be bland non-people or they take themselves far too seriously to be able to lighten up.
>> No. 450602 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 1:59 pm
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Today I have driven through Wolverhampton. It's very enriched. I think the only white people I actually saw were a gang of teenage mothers, a fat man on a mobility scooter and various men in hi-vis.
>> No. 450607 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 4:11 pm
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So I've been living at home lately after nearly a decade away. Consequently I'm looking after myself, doing my own cooking, washing, dishes, and so on. You know, like a grown up does.

You'd think my folks would be happy with that aye? Nah, mam's screwing because she can't have a dig at me over owt. She had a go at me this morning because I got up in the night for a piss and it caused the dog to bark. She's desperate to be able to tell me off for something.

Do any of you have parents who aren't neurotic cunts? What's it like?
>> No. 450609 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 4:45 pm
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Are there any fun characters from the Star Wars sequel trilogy? Prequels had Grievous, Maul, Dooku, Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, Mace Windu. Lovely stuff. Original trilogy had Han Solo, Chewie, Lando, Boba Fett, Ewoks, Vader. Iconic. Sequels have boring Rey, boring Kylo, boring Finn, Oscar Isaac, Asian woman, Laura Linney. It just doesn't compare.
>> No. 450610 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 5:05 pm
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>>450609
Maz Kanata was sort of noteable, but I did just have to go three google searches deep to remember what her name was, and which movie she even appears in.
>> No. 450611 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 5:06 pm
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>>450609
I'm sure it's just got to do with you, understandably, not remember their names, but I don't like the implication the actors in the 3rd trilogy are the problem. Good actors, schizophrenically batty writing. However, I also have to disagree that half those characters you mentioned from the prequels were any good. Darth Maul is just a bloke with facepaint who's only noteworthy in my opinion for being voiced by Peter Serafinowicz, with everyone else but Grievous is more or less a non-entity.
>> No. 450612 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 5:18 pm
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>>450609

I seem to remember there was a little robot, or some kind of alien guy, that I really liked in the final one. Everyone in the cinema laughed when he went "waheeey" near the end.

I mean I can't even remember what he looked like mind, so clearly it wasn't that memorable. I think it was basically the only good part of the movie though, because I can't remember a fucking thing about the rest of it either.
>> No. 450614 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 5:41 pm
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I just bumped into an old co-worker who opened with "Hey you've gained weight". Motherfucker.
>> No. 450615 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 6:16 pm
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>>450614
Can't handle the top bantz.
>> No. 450617 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 7:32 pm
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My MP's a paedo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-61026348

>>450614
Well, were they wrong?
>> No. 450620 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 8:11 pm
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Blogpost:

Turning 30 this year, I decided in January that it was no age for me to be living off microwave meals, so I made it a goal of mine to learn to cook. I focused on the basics at first, I read a very good book called 'Salt, Fat, acid, Heat' which educates you on those components and how they combine to make good food. I then decided to honour my family history and learn Italian cooking. I've been reading and following this massive cookbook 'The Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking' (by a long dead Italian cook, no I'm not a shill) and I'm so, so pleased with how I've developed, what I've learnt and the actual joy in finding this hobby. I cannot believe what junk I was putting away before I did this, and how rewarding and simple it is to make nice food.
>> No. 450621 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 8:19 pm
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>>450620
>by a long dead Italian cook, no I'm not a shill
I'm very confused by this portion of your post, but well done on becoming less of a manchild. Go check out Rachel Roddy's stuff in the Guardian, her recipes are generally very good.
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11th April 2022
Monday 8:26 pm
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>>450620
Great to read. Have you tinkered with baking? It's extremely satisfying, and there's a lot of nice food science to delve into.
>> No. 450623 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 9:10 pm
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>>450620
> long dead
Died September 29, 2013
>> No. 450624 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 9:23 pm
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>>450621
To explain, I was once banned (for a long time) here for 'shilling' an obscure Japanese sex toy brand in a post that read far less like an advert than >>450620 does.
>> No. 450625 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 9:45 pm
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>>450624
What's that got to do with Stanley Tucci?
>> No. 450626 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 10:15 pm
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>>450620

Goof lad. I don't get why so many people are so shit at cooking, honestly, because I've always found it so much fun. I get that you don't always have the time or effort to bother with it, and I'll resort to a Chicago Town frozen pizza at least once a week myself, so I'm not some culinary snob. I even understand why you'd use jarred sauces, much to cheflad's annoyance.

But like. Have you ever been really baked and gone to the supermarket, and come home with a load of shite to experiment with? I'd recommend it, because nothing satisfies the munchies like a meal of your own creation; and the thing is it's only pretentious Michelin bullshit that sets me apart from Michele Roux or whoever the fuck. All the world's most renowned chefs were drug addled lunatics, I know because I read that book that time.

Anyway I make some mean fajitas and a shit hot lasagne thanks to this.
>> No. 450627 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 10:29 pm
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>>450620
I can't cook for shit, but I cook all sorts for myself now because it's only me eating it. If you'd like a pro tip, fuck buying books; buy a wok. Once you have a wok, just buy random ingredients and put them in the wok. Well done; you are now a chef. Enjoy your pineapple, pak choi, beef jerky and ravioli. The books don't mention that so it's like your own personal secret when you eat it. Don't actually try and eat that; it sounds foul. It was just an example.
>> No. 450628 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 10:38 pm
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Remind me in the morning lads: I'm going to order some weights and a bike. Don't let me forget and spend all day on Elden Ring again.

My work schedule nowadays has destroyed any routine of exercise I used to have, but I'm going to go for a ride and lift some heavy things on my days off so I don't waste away to total skinnyfat.
>> No. 450629 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 10:58 pm
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>>450628
Are you more likely to exercise at home than, say, if you got a gym membership? There's 24-hour ones all over the place nowadays, and the "I'm paying for this" factor can sometimes be a motivator.
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11th April 2022
Monday 10:58 pm
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>>450628
Are you more likely to exercise at home than, say, if you got a gym membership? There's 24-hour ones all over the place nowadays, and the "I'm paying for this" factor can sometimes be a motivator.
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11th April 2022
Monday 11:08 pm
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Just did my first open mic at 30 with some lad who graciously played the guitar for me, and people fucking liked it, it was class.

So fuck you whoever posted on here ten years ago saying I was shit at singing, I got hugs from the audience and the guitarist asked me if I wanted to do one more. And everybody fucking clapped.
>> No. 450632 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 11:31 pm
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>>450629

Nah I'm much more likely to at home, where I can just pick them up whenever I want. If I have to actually get dressed and make myself look presentable to travel to the place I'm doing it, I'm far more likely to sack it off.

>>450631

Congrats mate, there's actually nothing as thrilling as playing for a crowd. And even if you're legitimately not great at singing or whatever, that doesn't mean you can't be entertaining. The best bands and singers etc carry a charisma and stage presence that goes well beyond their performing ability, while watching a technically flawless but completely dry classical recital is boring as fuck.
>> No. 450633 Anonymous
12th April 2022
Tuesday 1:43 am
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>>450631
Hey, I remember you from ten years ago! You're still shit at singing.
>> No. 450634 Anonymous
12th April 2022
Tuesday 12:23 pm
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On the subject of cooking, I've made Chinese that actually tastes like Chinese. I'm not entirely sure how, because all I really added to the veg and noodles was ginger, garlic and soy sauce.
>> No. 450635 Anonymous
12th April 2022
Tuesday 10:36 pm
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>>450631
Good on you ladm8.
>> No. 450640 Anonymous
13th April 2022
Wednesday 5:33 pm
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I shouldn't have stocked up on reduced Christmas fodder. I'm fucked.
>> No. 450641 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 12:27 am
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A new lass has started at work. She's a posho horse girl and has massive tits.
>> No. 450642 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 9:25 am
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>>450641
I once worked with a lass and the only way I could describe her breasts would be as "pleasantly surprising". You'd forget just quite how big they were until she stood up from her desk and you caught sight of them. It happened almost every time and I know other people thought the same about them.

They weren't even massive. She was in shape and they were quite full looking, so they were proportionately large. She tended to wear tight clothing, or at least the size of her breasts turned all of her tops tight, under a leather jacket so they were noticeable even though she wasn't trying to flaunt them.
>> No. 450643 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 4:18 pm
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I saw one of those e-scooters about 20 minutes ago, and a woman was riding it. You'd think that would be totally normal, but it really stuck out like a bizarre thing to see.
>> No. 450644 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 4:25 pm
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>>450643
I have a hard time separating those shiny new e-scooters from the early "hoverboard" nonsense from the mid 2010s. The uni campus I worked on at the time was flush with showy cunts zipping around on them, and there were even ones with built-in speaker so you could... vaguely hear music coming from your feet?
>> No. 450654 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 6:13 pm
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>>450641
Keep us up to date with this.
>> No. 450658 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 10:53 pm
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The new series of Taskmaster is scraping the barrel a bit.
>> No. 450659 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 11:00 pm
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>>450658
Silly socks are so incredibly overdone.
>> No. 450660 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 11:10 pm
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>>450658

They've got two very funny women and Judi Love.
>> No. 450661 Anonymous
14th April 2022
Thursday 11:36 pm
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>>450658
So they've just started casting members of the public?
>> No. 450663 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 12:57 am
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>>450658
Hey, it's Judi Love again. She really is expanding to encompass everything, like the Amazon of comedy.
>> No. 450666 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 9:34 am
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>>450658

They all seem quite dense, but I would let Bridget Christie peg me to death. Do you think she could be persuaded that hurting my dirtbox would strike a blow against the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society?
>> No. 450667 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 10:13 am
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>>450666
She's looking good for 50, but is she actually known for anything other than being Stewart Lee's wife?
>> No. 450668 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 10:52 am
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>>450667
Went to a gig once where Stewart Lee introduced her in character as 'A. Ant', and she came on stage in a huge ant costume, and did ant-based material. It was weird and not very funny.
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15th April 2022
Friday 11:10 am
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>>450668
That's pretty much the only stand up material of hers on YouTube.


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>> No. 450670 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 12:03 pm
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>>450668
>It was weird and not very funny

We already know about Stu, what was she like?
>> No. 450671 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 12:08 pm
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Re: Bridget Christie. She was on some live current affair comedy program a while back, maybe The Last Leg or Channel 4's Alternative Election Night. She was dressed as a scientist and talked about current affairs but as if she was a nerdy scientist. Anyway, it was very unfunny, but I can't find it online so it's possible I dreamt it. Also she looks and speaks like my autistic ex-girlfriend so I have a soft spot for her. The rest of the cast of Taskmaster looks awful, other than Judi Love for a bit of eye candy.
>> No. 450680 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 3:53 pm
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I think I'm turning into a bit of a snob. I don't like being near poor people.
>> No. 450684 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 5:10 pm
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>>450680

Same, except I'm also poor.
>> No. 450686 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 5:24 pm
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>>450684
The archetypal britfa.gs poster.
>> No. 450687 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 5:45 pm
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>>450686
Now hang on, we don’t know if he wants to be pegged to death by a woman he hates yet.

Poor people are shits though. Some pillock hassled me for being near him on the bus last week, but I barely heard him on account of my headphones. Regardless we’re both grown adults and he’s doing this nonsense? I don’t understand how these arseholes are formed. I spent the rest of my afternoon oscillating between confusion and wanting to own a gun; we’ll see how easy going he is with a .45 pointing up his nose.
>> No. 450689 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 5:51 pm
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>>450684
I'm not exactly from a well off background either. It's just when you go to a public space and they're just so... common. A bit feral. Questionable hygiene. Always loud. I can sort of see why people pay money for a National Trust/English Heritage membership so when they go out they're not really going to be exposed to the great unwashed.
>> No. 450690 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 6:18 pm
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The best people in the world are people who are posher than me, but also poorer than me. They were raised right and then they learnt the bitterness that I also feel. Truly the ne plus ultra of humanity.

Rich scum are the worst. Poor scum are less awful than rich scum on average, although of course there are criminals who will rob you among their number, and those are slightly more despicable than even the dad with the signet ring battering his kid in the middle of Alton Towers.
>> No. 450693 Anonymous
15th April 2022
Friday 8:39 pm
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>>450689

That's the thing though innit, there's poor people, then there's common people. I like to think I'm very much the former, but not at all the latter. I've been out with many a bird who are reeking of class, introduced me to all sorts of bohemian hipster gentrified shit, and of course they were all flat out penniless on the dole. You don't have to be a complete lout just because you don't have any money.

I suppose the odd thing for me is that I very much come from the kind of background that should have made me a lager swilling, footy watching, yelling at women in public kind of chav, yet it hasn't. I'm polite and I hold doors open for people. I'm only sexist on the internet and I have an excellent telephone manner. Where did I learn it?
>> No. 450877 Anonymous
19th April 2022
Tuesday 5:12 pm
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The greatest mystery of our age:


>> No. 450884 Anonymous
19th April 2022
Tuesday 7:32 pm
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Should I apply to enter the Manchester marathon? It's 16th April next year. I'm out of shape, I could probably run about 60 metres before being out of breath, but I feel if I have a target to work towards I could start getting my arse in gear. A marathon, however, may be a bit much to aim for.
>> No. 450885 Anonymous
19th April 2022
Tuesday 7:48 pm
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>>450884
That would be hard work.
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19th April 2022
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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>>450885
Should I aim for a 5k or a 10k instead? I'd like a good year to prepare for it and I only feel like I could do this once I have something booked in, but it seems too early to be looking for 2023.
>> No. 450889 Anonymous
19th April 2022
Tuesday 8:42 pm
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>>450886
Ride a bike like a normal person.
>> No. 450892 Anonymous
19th April 2022
Tuesday 9:25 pm
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>>450884
There is a Manchester 10k. That would make a lot more sense to aim for. Any bugger can run that far with a whole load of training; marathons are a different beast. You have The Wall, where your body starts digesting itself to keep running because it has run out of actual energy from food and stuff. Also, I don't know where you live in Manchester, but there is probably somewhere six miles away that you could walk/run to for practice. You could run into Manchester city centre, or Altrincham, or to the Trafford Centre, or the airport, or Stockport, or Salford Quays, or that big reservoir in Audenshaw, or somewhere nice in north Manchester if anywhere in north Manchester is nice, which I don't think it is. Conversely, running 26 miles is going to require you to run laps. There is absolutely nothing 13 miles away in any direction that it's worth running to and then back again. Manchester is not that big.
>> No. 450893 Anonymous
19th April 2022
Tuesday 10:19 pm
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Spent my afternoon at a squat doing some DIY for them, replacing the locks and the like. Smell of the place brought back memories. Felt very mature, doing practical stuff to help out some young adults whose trauma and mental issues mean they have to live like that. Come full circle since the times when I hung out with a similar lot.
>> No. 450904 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 12:32 pm
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I bought a tub of Danpak, Lidl's knockoff of Lurpak, and it's frozen solid; after a few days all I can really do is scrape shavings off the top of it. Should I try leaving it out of the fridge for a few hours to defrost and see if that does anything or am I just going to be stuck with a solid block of spread?
>> No. 450905 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 12:54 pm
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>>450904

Butter doesn't belong in the fridge.
>> No. 450906 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 1:26 pm
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>>450905
That's proper butter, not spread.
>> No. 450907 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 1:47 pm
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Love my girlfriend to death but it's gutting she doesn't want to move to London with me. She thinks it's too overwhelming. Prefers cities the size of Bristol, Cardiff, Nottingham etc. I adore London, such an interesting place with tons to do. Ah well...

Sage for pointless blog post, just gutting.
>> No. 450908 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 6:00 pm
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>>450907
You know what to do lad.
>> No. 450909 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 6:04 pm
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>>450908

Dump her for a girl with a bigger arse and an Oyster card? Join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion? Compromise on Manchester?
>> No. 450910 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 6:08 pm
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>>450909
He probably means piss in her arse and then dump her.
>> No. 450911 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 10:37 pm
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How demanding can I be in an interview? Basically I've got one for a job I think I'd be good at, and there are two possible locations for work. One is an okay commute, the other is pretty much unviable by public transport. Is it rude for me to say in the interview I refuse to work in the unviable location?
>> No. 450912 Anonymous
21st April 2022
Thursday 11:30 pm
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>>450911
> Is it rude for me to say in the interview I refuse to work in the unviable location?

Be demanding, the job market is hot and in favour of the employee at the moment. But find a way of being polite about it - a long commute is a perfectly reasonable and normal thing to baulk at.
>> No. 450921 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 1:08 pm
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You know that cultural encyclopedia trope in Star Trek, The Orville, and pretty much any furturistic setting? Well that actually exists today at https://archive.org/. Check it out; hundreds of categories from videogames to pulp magazines, VHS to microfilm, not to mention all the other shit available. This is awesome.
>> No. 450922 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 1:20 pm
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>>450921
Indeed it is.
>> No. 450924 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 2:31 pm
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Is it normal to feel a bit awkward in a new job for a few weeks?

I'm told I'm normally quite likeable and charming but in my new job in intros and stuff I keep cutting people off by accident, saying minor but awkward things, misunderstanding what people mean etc and I wonder if this is normal or I'm being weird.

It's like I'm having to readjust to how people interact and speak here and am not sure if it's just a me thing or this is not uncommon when integrating somewhere new?
>> No. 450926 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 3:31 pm
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How would I become a eskimo? There's a igloo near me I want to go to but I'm scared they'll kick me out for being a clueless whitey.
>> No. 450928 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 4:13 pm
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>>450926
Go in and ask them.
>> No. 450929 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 4:27 pm
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>>450924
That sounds like nitpicking. I doubt anyone else has even noticed.
>> No. 450930 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 4:37 pm
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Is it normal for cats to watch you piss? I have two cats and one will always run in if she hears me pissing and stick her head close to it. I have definitely pissed on her a few times. My other cat isn't bothered by it whatsoever.

>>450924
I'd say it's normal to take a while to settle on get on other people's wavelength, particularly as lockdown has affected people's social skills.
>> No. 450931 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 4:56 pm
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>>450930

Of all the various terrible acts associated with .gs, do we really need to add pissing on cats to the list?
>> No. 450932 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 5:34 pm
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Do it
>> No. 450933 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 5:46 pm
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>>450924
I've just started in a new job too, in a very different sector that I worked before and have felt the same. I think what you're feeling is completely normal.
>> No. 450935 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 5:48 pm
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>>450931
I am not deliberately pissing on my cat, she puts her head in the way of my stream.
>> No. 450937 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 7:03 pm
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>>450924
Being a bit on the spectrum is not mutually exclusive with being likeable and charming. But yeah you'll get better once you become part of the underlying tribal culture and everyone gets to know how the other thinks.

>>450926
The same way you do anything, you email the Shaman beforehand with a 'hello, I'm very interested in learning more about the ramblings of an iron-age warlord and don't see any problem with how he blatantly invented messages when it suited him'. They're quite obligated to teach you about Shamanism.

>>450930
Which one is the dominant one, maybe she thinks you're imposing on her turf.
>> No. 450940 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 7:36 pm
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>>450935
This still seems like an aiming problem on your part. Or you have a very tall/sexually deviant cat. I don't know, between this and the way the Vorders thread has gone today things are getting too weird for me. I might go outside or something.
>> No. 450942 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 8:09 pm
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>>450937
He's three, she's almost one. Although he's bigger he's a lot more placid and he will let her bully him over their food bowls. She's a lot more demanding.

>>450940
She leans into the toilet bowl whilst I'm pissing, sometimes to get a closer look and sometimes because she wants to sniff my piss or something. She seems far more interested in when I'm using the toilet than anyone else in the household.
>> No. 450943 Anonymous
22nd April 2022
Friday 8:16 pm
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>>450942

Have you checked to see if you're in heat?
>> No. 451000 Anonymous
24th April 2022
Sunday 9:15 pm
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I'm getting to that age now my friends invite me round to dinner and it's getting semi formal.

A friend bought a place and is inviting my me and my girlfriend, who he's never met, to have dinner with him and his girlfriend, who I've never met.

My working class up bringing did not prepare me for a dinner party invite from middle class people, so what's the etiquette here?

Should I bring some wine or something? A houseplant? Some sort of gift that straddles 'thanks for cooking me dinner and here's to your new place I'm visiting for the first time' even though he's lived in it over a year? Do I ask him first if he'd like me to bring something?

Help, please.
>> No. 451001 Anonymous
24th April 2022
Sunday 9:26 pm
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>>451000
Buy a bottle of reasonably priced Chardonnay or Pinot. About 8 quid.

That's it. Wine never goes begging. Don't bring a red unless you're more intimately acquainted with their palette. I've know my best pal for 22 years so I'll bring a bottle of Rioja to hers, but that's dangerous if you don't know. If they do drink red wine, a Rioja is a good choice as everyone likes it.

Dinner itself, just chat bollocks. It's no different from any other social setting, there is just food involved.
>> No. 451002 Anonymous
24th April 2022
Sunday 9:29 pm
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>>451000
A bottle of something is always appreciated. Make sure your Mrs is hitting it off with her new BFF rather than spending all night having a lad talk about old times.
>> No. 451003 Anonymous
24th April 2022
Sunday 9:58 pm
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>>451000
Do they have any pampas grass in the front garden?
>> No. 451005 Anonymous
24th April 2022
Sunday 10:54 pm
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>>451002

Me and my best mate have a longstanding agreement never to let our birds become mates with each other, because it only ever leads to trouble.

We'd both probably see each other more often if not for this rule, because the missuses would arrange all sorts of stuff and drag us along, but you've got to have some principles haven't you.
>> No. 451006 Anonymous
24th April 2022
Sunday 11:04 pm
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>>451005
>because it only ever leads to trouble

It does?
>> No. 451007 Anonymous
24th April 2022
Sunday 11:14 pm
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>>451006

Oh yes. You've no chance if they become mates. That's your agency over your social life stone dead there that is.
>> No. 451023 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 1:35 am
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What's going on with the sudden influx of seppos?
>> No. 451026 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 6:49 am
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>>451023
Revengelad has been playing the long game
>> No. 451027 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 7:08 am
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>>451023
Its just me posting a lot
>> No. 451030 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 2:27 pm
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Just walked through the door after being out for a few hours. Can't work out if I can smell tuna or cat shit.
>> No. 451031 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 2:34 pm
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It's cat shit.
>> No. 451033 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 5:36 pm
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I'm going to order a big fuckoff takeaway tonight because I'm depressed about the state of the housing market and feel like I'm going to end up living with my mum and dad until I'm in my 40s.

Mondays eh.
>> No. 451034 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 6:01 pm
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Just unironically put "don't kill myself" on this week's to-do.
>> No. 451035 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 6:11 pm
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>>451031
>>451033
>>451034

>> No. 451036 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 8:26 pm
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>>451033
I just ate 8 french fancies, a tub of ben and jerries ice cream and a garlic bread pizza. All for dinner.
>> No. 451037 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 8:51 pm
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>>451036
That sounds a bit much.
>> No. 451038 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 9:05 pm
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>>451037
Yeah I let myself go on that one.
>> No. 451039 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 9:50 pm
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>>451036

In fairness I don't see how one can eat an individual french fancy. They're barely a couple of bites. I have a strong childhood memory of getting scolded by my grandma for taking two at once, but I mean come on.
>> No. 451040 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 10:54 pm
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I don't mean to rub it in but I touched a boob tonight. And a bum. Good times.

Now I need to quickly do all the work I said I'd do today but dossed on because it was difficult and boring. Quarterly review coming up and I've already been a bit shit because I'm just burning down the holiday time doing the bare minimum.
>> No. 451041 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 10:56 pm
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>>451040

Was it a good chubster to make us all really jealous? Or more like that Czech greyhound I had last month?
>> No. 451042 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 11:15 pm
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>>451041
More of a petite Mexican, bit of a muffin-top that I don't doubt will feel amazing slamming into. You'll be pleased to hear that she also looks like one of my aunties.
>> No. 451043 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 11:15 pm
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I really miss women. I should go outside and try talking to one, but it's just so frightening out there. Then again it's frightening to in here too. Time to persuit a third way I think, joining a DiscorSUICIDE.
>> No. 451044 Anonymous
25th April 2022
Monday 11:59 pm
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>>451043

Don't do that lad, we'd all miss you. I would at least. I've been refreshing this bloody website all day and at least half the time there hadn't even been one post, it's getting far too quiet around here. I remember back when I used to be able to waste an entire afternoon chatting shit on .gs.
>> No. 451045 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 12:24 am
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>>451043
You don't go outside to meet women anymore, you dick about on apps which is much easier than approaching a group of women at a bar. Just be ready to accept you'll be taking whatever you can get, interviewing nearly every candidate that applies and not getting many follow-ups.

It sounds crass but I think most people get hurt on dating apps because the numbers give them an inflated sense of what they can get and how picky they ought to be. So they thumb down people who might just take bad pictures or are different to them in some inconsequential way quite unlike them being truly incompatible. And then when you do get the jackpot she quickly leaves you after you fall for her because you let your guard down and it's a pit of despair because you'll never get a shot like that again.
>> No. 451046 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 8:23 am
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Was making my toast and thought to myself how excellently designed the Marmite jar/packaging is. That's a proper product, that.
>> No. 451047 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 8:50 am
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>>451046
Bollocks. Having an aperature diameter less than the body makes for a shoulder of inconvenient scraping.

Also makes transportation less effecient, unless perhaps they are stackd in crates with an interseting upside down layer in the gaps.
>> No. 451048 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 8:55 am
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>>451047
I always pour hot water in and use the last bits in gravy.
>> No. 451049 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 9:43 am
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I've just pissed through the gap between the toilet bowl and the toilet seat, so now I've got piss all over my joggers.
>> No. 451050 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 10:25 am
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>>451049
Captain beany?
>> No. 451051 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 10:27 am
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>>451050
I generally have my feet on a stool or push my tiptoes up when I defecate because it's better for you than having your feet flat on the floor, but it does put your knob at a more risky angle.
>> No. 451052 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 12:48 pm
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>>451051

Speak for yourself lad. Mine is pendulous enough I have to make sure it's not nit pressed against the porcelain in the bowl.
>> No. 451053 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 1:25 pm
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>>451052
Don't you get a bit of a stiffy when you poo?
>> No. 451054 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 1:36 pm
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Very alarmed that my PC just did a random restart for seemingly no reason. I was playing a game, but it's a game I've played for a total of over fifty hours without incident so I'm a little spooked.
>> No. 451055 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 3:14 pm
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>>451051
Sometimes I've thought about squatting over a newspaper during those diffuclt shits, but I don't really want to start down that rabbit hole.
>> No. 451056 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 3:54 pm
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>>451053

That happens when I hold one in, as soon as it's on the way out though, the effect appears to wear off.

I sometimes get a stiffy when I sneak off to the toilet to send naughty texts at work, and it gets stuck under the rim. Not a pleasant sensation.
>> No. 451057 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 4:45 pm
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Yo did you ever know Amy Winehouse looked like this?
>> No. 451058 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 4:51 pm
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>>451057
Stop reposting shit that's recently been popular on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk.
>> No. 451059 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 5:55 pm
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>>451058
I'll have you know I got this one from 9gag. Besides, the biscuit thread got a few replies didn't it? Be glad I put it in a junk thread, you turd.
>> No. 451060 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 6:03 pm
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>>451059
That is such a lie. Nobody actually uses 9gag.
>> No. 451061 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 6:10 pm
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I'd be on 9gag far more but I just can't spare the time away from Digg.
>> No. 451062 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 7:02 pm
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>>451061

I prefer Slashdot.
>> No. 451063 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 7:32 pm
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Britfa.gs posters being stuck in the past? I'd never have expected it.
>> No. 451064 Anonymous
26th April 2022
Tuesday 8:33 pm
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>>451063

I'll have you know that I use a state-of-the-art 56k modem to read my newsgroups.
>> No. 451068 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 1:20 am
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I'm beginning to think that "eccentric oddball" and "sex criminal" are inseparate from one another. Or men need to be kept in those little cryo coffins from the last level of Escape from Butcher Bay. But I don't want that; I don't have the leg strength to kick my way out of one of those things.
>> No. 451069 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 2:14 am
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>>451056
This discussion has reminded me of a piece of sage .gs wisdom from years ago, that pressing onto your gooch will get the last few drops of piss out, and I've been doing that every time I piss ever since. The original post said "but you can't exactly do that in a public toilet" but fucking watch me.
>> No. 451070 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 12:50 pm
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>>451069
I feel like I would've pointed out at the time that putting your thumb and forefinger on the opposite sides of your shaft and running up like you're emptying a frube will have the same effect. And be anatomically easier to do.

If you want to finger your null-pussy then you'll just have to admit that you're doing it for fun.
>> No. 451071 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 2:14 pm
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>>451070

Squeezing your knob is like emptying half a frube, because your urethra runs along your taint.
>> No. 451074 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 5:03 pm
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Is that not a bit fucked up? The bloke isn't even the suspect yet he's on the front page of (my) BBC News with that headline.
>> No. 451076 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 5:08 pm
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>>451074
>The bloke isn't even the suspect
That's an assumption you're making unsupported IMO by the article.
>> No. 451077 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 5:09 pm
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I've never squeezed my knob like a Frube.
>> No. 451078 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 5:20 pm
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>>451074 >>451076
And we know the suspect sat opposite the alleged victim on the train, which could certainly explain how this photo came into existence.
>> No. 451093 Anonymous
27th April 2022
Wednesday 11:38 pm
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More fucking furries. They're taking over. The age of the furry is upon us. He gets his cock out and everything.


>> No. 451095 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 12:05 am
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>>451093

I only object to his middle class poof accent. Foxes, out of any animal, are the proletarian of the countryside. A badger would obviously sound like a toff, but a fox would shank you and nick your wallet.
>> No. 451096 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 12:10 am
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>>451095
Have you ever heard a badger? They're screechy and rough as fuck; they also fight each other very hard and are probably a bit bigger than most people think. I get them often in my garden.

I agree that foxes aren't cuddly middle-class types, but badgers are hard as fucking nails and love a fight.
>> No. 451097 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 12:36 am
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>>451096

You have a point, but I like to imagine for badgers it's the kind of 'ard like an ex-secret service grandad, who has a sword in his cane and keeps a souvenir Luger under the bed, not a common street brawler. You might think he just likes to smoke a pipe in his cardigan and do the crossword, but he knows how to kill you five different ways from across the room.
>> No. 451098 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 1:00 am
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>>451095

Foxes are arseholes, but the rural ones are posh arseholes. I saw a documentary about it once.


>> No. 451099 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 4:29 am
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I'm fairly certain badgers are an elaborate hoax. You never see them alive, just dead on the side of A-roads.
>> No. 451100 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 10:48 am
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Sometimes when I'm stressed with work I look at the news or something like this site or play the xbox or go for a run and realise that the worst thing that happens is I get a new job and these comforts are always there.

Feel like any day to day stress can be washed away by just grabbing a coffee.

No real point to this, just a ramble.
>> No. 451101 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 11:55 am
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>>451099
I saw one alive once. It was very cool. It really helped me to understand why these brutal psychopathic vermin always manage to be the best character in every animal story they feature in. I have seen live foxes and they're adorable but they make a horrible noise. They definitely don't have the cachet to be my favourite character in The Wind in the Willows and The Animals of Farthing Wood.
>> No. 451107 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 6:03 pm
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How do I bypass cookie splash screens on news websites?
>> No. 451108 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 6:05 pm
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>>451107

Sometimes plugins work, sometimes Inspect Element works.
>> No. 451117 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 10:24 pm
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I was unaware that Aleister Crowley was really such a wrongun.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYLlN7xrhk

Also though, the youtuber Thoughty2 is a bit weird. He is entertaining, but no 29 year old has any business donning a moustache and a white plaid shirt with suspenders. Not even ironically as a hipster. Probably ok if you're a Polish potato farmer in a village 20 miles from Krakow, but in Britain, you need to be a 1950s middle aged dad to not look like a cunt.
>> No. 451118 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 10:33 pm
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>>451117

It's just for the clicks. Playing up your Britishness makes you seem more credible to Seppos, even if your research is half-arsed.
>> No. 451119 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 10:39 pm
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>>451117

I'm finding his use of only vaguely related stock footage slightly disconcerting.
>> No. 451120 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 10:52 pm
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>>451117

>the youtuber Thoughty2 is a bit weird.

He's also been wrong quite a lot, he's one of few YouTubers I've regularly seen snippy rebuttal videos to whenever he stepped on the toes of some community or other by talking out of his (or rather, wikipedia's) arse about their thing. He doesn't seem to do the research very well.

He also has that supremely annoying variety of southern accent where he pronounces "that2 as "vat" and "three" as "free".

The youtuber exurb1a, there's one to watch. He's currently embroiled in a sex scandal (as all youtubers inevitably are) but as sex scandals go, it's a particularly juicy one. Apparently he tried to brain wash this autistic lass over the course of several years as "an experiment", and for the last couple of years he's been hiding in the Czech Republic avoiding his court summons (while still producing and uploading videos).

Great videos though.
>> No. 451121 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 10:57 pm
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>>451119

That is a total plague with many youtubers and absolutely annoys the living piss out of me. It's not just the overacted generic stereotypicality of it, but that a lot of particular footage snippets are used by loads of different channels over and over.

Just use a title card, and you'll even be forgiven for using Comic Sans, in red and animated over a blue patterned background. If you just avoid the same old stock footage.
>> No. 451122 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 11:05 pm
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>>451120

>and for the last couple of years he's been hiding in the Czech Republic

Interesting, that's also where the youtuber Simon Whistler lives. The one with the ten dozen different channels like Megaprojects, Today I Found Out, Sideprojects, Geographics, etc etc.
>> No. 451123 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 11:08 pm
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>>451121

SIGN UP FOR STORYBLOCKS AND GET A 30 DAY FREE TRIAL WITH THE CODE "LAZYCUNT".

About 80% of my YouTube feed is just blokes in sheds doing boring things. I often watch them while doing boring things in my shed. If I got a massive telly down there, it'd be like having a window into someone else's shed.
>> No. 451125 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 11:25 pm
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>>451122

I reckon it must be some sort of tax haven for digital content ad revenue or something.

Or just really cheap rent maybe, so you can make a living off a middling channel in a way that just wouldn't be possible without living in the darkest of dives over here.
>> No. 451126 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 11:34 pm
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>>451122

IIRC Exurb1a is in Bulgaria. The bird he's supposed to have diddled is clearly a total mentalist, but so is he. Beware anyone who seeks fame.

Whistler has built a small empire in the Czech Republic. They've got loads of graduates with good English who'll write scripts and edit videos for peanuts, he's got an authoritative British accent. He's basically figured out how to turn Wikipedia articles and cheap Eastern European labour directly into cash.
>> No. 451128 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 11:48 pm
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>>451126

Czech Republic, Bulgaria, totato, pomato.
>> No. 451129 Anonymous
28th April 2022
Thursday 11:50 pm
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>>451122
I'm sure Simon Whistler's end goal is to run all the YouTube channels.
>> No. 451130 Anonymous
29th April 2022
Friday 12:14 am
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For the second time in a few weeks I've woken up with my throat burning because some sick has popped up and gone back down again. At least I found a mini milk to soothe it.

>>451125
In my experience Czech birds are really fit. Maybe he just watched loads of Public Agent videos.
>> No. 451138 Anonymous
29th April 2022
Friday 9:35 am
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I need more brown waste to use in my hugelkultur, considering just using stacks of free newspapers.
>> No. 451145 Anonymous
29th April 2022
Friday 5:47 pm
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How unwelcome would an animated porn thread be?
>> No. 451146 Anonymous
29th April 2022
Friday 5:58 pm
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>>451145
Keep it to /y/ and you're golden.
>> No. 451149 Anonymous
29th April 2022
Friday 8:33 pm
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>>451145
>How unwelcome would an animated porn thread be?
I'd have thought somewhat. I was banned one time for posting conspiracies in /boo/.
>> No. 451154 Anonymous
29th April 2022
Friday 10:59 pm
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>>451149
I'll bet you a tenner and my two remaining beers it was about Jewish people.
>> No. 451162 Anonymous
30th April 2022
Saturday 7:42 am
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>>451145
Is that Angela Rayner?
>> No. 451163 Anonymous
30th April 2022
Saturday 8:50 am
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>>451162
Looks more like Mordaunt to me.
>> No. 451165 Anonymous
30th April 2022
Saturday 10:21 am
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>>451154

You've got to be honest though, when Jewish people are exempt from conspiracies, it does make them look a lot more sus of being involved in loads of conspiracies, doesn't it. I'm not saying they are, but just if I was Head of Jew PR I'd immediately see this as a huge own-goal that's only going to encourage the conspiracists to keep scrutinising Jews.

Jews are people like anybody else, they're more than capable of being in a conspiracy or two if they want to. Like that time they all collaborated to smear the leader of the Labour party with something that categorically wasn't true.
>> No. 451166 Anonymous
30th April 2022
Saturday 11:03 am
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>>451165
Just let it go about Corbyn, jeez.
>> No. 451171 Anonymous
30th April 2022
Saturday 3:36 pm
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>>451165
That's clearly not what I was saying, you fucking prick. Here's a conspiracy; give me your address and then you go missing because I have killed you. Oh, fuck, I ruined it.
>> No. 451174 Anonymous
30th April 2022
Saturday 6:08 pm
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>>451171

So? I was saying another, different thing, inspired by the thing you said, you spod. Not every post you read is an argument against you.

The energy this kind of post gives off is very bizarre. You're clearly of very delicate and easily offended sensibilities, yet your first response is to go directly to the kinds of internet death threats most people have realised sound retarded by the time their balls have dropped. I suspect the only reason you're here is because Rudgwick bans you for that sort of thing these days.

You're posting cringe, is what I'm saying.
>> No. 451175 Anonymous
30th April 2022
Saturday 6:20 pm
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>>451171
>That's clearly not what I was saying
Why're you prentending to be me?

>>451154
Strangely enough I could do with a few tins, thanks.
>> No. 451258 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 2:07 pm
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I'm not saying for definite that Ian Rush overtook me on the M180, but I don't know who else would be driving a black Mercedes AMG GT with the licence plate 'MR I RUSH'.
>> No. 451259 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 3:19 pm
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>>451258
Could be someone who is just notoriously impatient, lad.
>> No. 451260 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 3:20 pm
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>>451258
Adam Hargreaves when he's in a hurry?
>> No. 451261 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 3:45 pm
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>>451258

The world's fastest radiologist?
>> No. 451263 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 5:35 pm
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Did cocaine (with lots of alcohol) over the weekend. Great night but I feel depressed as fuck right now. I know it wasn't wise, as I take escitalopram, but I'm really paying for it now. Any tips on how to cheer up?
>> No. 451264 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 5:45 pm
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>>451263
Have a massive wank.
>> No. 451265 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 5:51 pm
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>>451263

Just accept that you're paying the price for a big night and wait it out. Booze and drugs are the Wonga loans of happiness - whatever you borrow today has to be paid back with interest tomorrow. Drink some water, eat something decent, try to get some kip and give your brain a chance to repay the dopamine debt.
>> No. 451266 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 5:56 pm
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>>451263
Have a big spoonful of jam straight out of the jar.
>> No. 451267 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 6:24 pm
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>>451263
If you have an Ice Cream van that comes round, get one.
If it's a lady selling the stuff, piss in her arse.
>> No. 451268 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 6:41 pm
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>>451263

Cold and flu tablets, lots of sugar, salt, and water.
>> No. 451269 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 6:45 pm
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>>451267

Best I can do you is Rupert Grint.
>> No. 451270 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 7:15 pm
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>>451266

This will now be my default suggestion whenever someone's ill or injured.
>> No. 451271 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 8:26 pm
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>>451269
How profitable are ice cream vans? It seems like there's quite bit of upfront involved for the van and I bet the council wants a good slice of your profits. A lot of stress as well from 'orrible kids and their even worse parents.

Frankly, I think I will give such a career change a miss, which is convenient as I've better ways to spend a summer than sat in a van at the park trying to attract children.
>> No. 451272 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 8:55 pm
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>>451271

What about sitting in a van in the park attracting fat girls eh? Eh? Think on, lads.
>> No. 451273 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 9:09 pm
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>>451271

That depends on whether you're using them to deal drugs or not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Bannatyne
>> No. 451274 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 9:26 pm
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I think she looks really quite cute. I've been checking in on the livestreamed case every so often. I mean, I wan't Depp to win because mens rights and all that shit, but the current testimony doesn't sound that great on his part.
>> No. 451275 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 9:39 pm
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>>451274

Depp is obviously a shambolic wreckhead, but Heard seems genuinely evil.
>> No. 451276 Anonymous
3rd May 2022
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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>>451275
She has borderline personality disorder and histrionic personality disorder, according to an expert who interviewed her. That first one is known for making people act like mental psychos, and the second one is something I've never heard of but has clearly been named to describe a truly horrific type of person. She might as well have been diagnosed with Mental Bitch Syndrome. So it's not her fault, but indeed, this tragic misfortune has created one exceedingly mental bitch.
>> No. 451277 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 12:42 am
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>>451276
>So it's not her fault
Sexist.
>> No. 451278 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 1:03 am
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>>451277
I still would, though, and that means I am an empowering fisherperson, so watch your mouth.
>> No. 451279 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 1:14 am
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>>451278

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Don't put your dick in the same postcode as the craziest woman in the western world.
>> No. 451280 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 1:29 am
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>>451279
Sexist.
>> No. 451281 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 2:31 am
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>>451280

She's not the sexiest woman in the western world, not by a long shot.
>> No. 451282 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 4:47 am
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>>451278
I don't think it's wise to sleep with someone who will shit on your side of the bed if she gets mad at you.
>> No. 451283 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 8:11 am
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>>451282

Unless you're into that sort of thing.
>> No. 451284 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 8:59 am
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>>451283
Careful now.
>> No. 451285 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 1:21 pm
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Is "Consider if you are truly mentally and emotionally capable of supporting a partner with their own mental health issues" word filtered?
>> No. 451286 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 3:27 pm
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>>451285

Why would it be? Sounds like good advice.
>> No. 451287 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 3:43 pm
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>>451286
It's the filter for avoid mental hags.
>> No. 451289 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 5:02 pm
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I bought tins of Tunisian chopped tomatoes without realising they have garlic in them until after I'd added minced garlic to the pan. My breath is going to proper stink later.
>> No. 451290 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 6:02 pm
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My internet contract is up in a couple of weeks, thank fuck. Back to the real world.
Y'all a bunch of pseud and arseholes, shan't be missed.
Good day.
>> No. 451291 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 6:06 pm
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>>451290

Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave. Good luck!
>> No. 451292 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 6:16 pm
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>>451290
Careful of the shed door on your way out.
>> No. 451293 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 6:20 pm
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>>451290
Make sure you get a lengthy ban on the final day of your contract.

Go on, do something pwopa nawty.
>> No. 451294 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 6:30 pm
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>>451290
I went out there recently. It was awful. There was no internet for one thing.
>> No. 451295 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 8:27 pm
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I really can't get over this comment I have just seen on Facebook, about the Americans looking at banning abortion again. I don't really know either of the people discussing it well enough to get involved, but they appear to be taking it at face value:

>Whilst I agree with supporting the ladies affected by the different situations mentioned in this post, surely the decision to terminate pregnancy could be made much sooner than 40 weeks.

It's not being treated as a joke at all. They both seem to just accept this. Both of them are female, and the one I at least know a bit definitely has kids, so I'm just really confused.
>> No. 451296 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 8:42 pm
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>>451295

Abortion is a really difficult and sensitive issue that often leads to angry shouting matches, but I think there are reasonable points on both sides. I'm all for killing babies, but I don't like the idea of women having choices.
>> No. 451297 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 8:50 pm
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>>451296

I tried to look up who originally made that ancient joke but instead discovered some sort of inspirational-quote-based smear campaign against Zach Braff.
https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/don-t-get-me-wrong-i-love-the-idea-of-killing-unwanted-babies-it-s-just-that-the-idea-of-letting-women-make-a
https://quotefancy.com/zach-braff-quotes
>> No. 451298 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 9:02 pm
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>>451295
>40 weeks
Oh wow. I'm inclided to wonder what happens to all those stem cells and organs from the 'biological waste'.
>> No. 451299 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 9:03 pm
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>>451298
For cotext
>> No. 451300 Anonymous
4th May 2022
Wednesday 9:06 pm
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>>451299
That's still better than I thought. As far as I'm aware, babies are born at 38 weeks usually. But I can very much imagine new parents ringing the doctor and asking if it's too late to get a refund on their new two-week-old screaming shit machine. As a joke, it works fantastically. But I don't think she was joking!
>> No. 451301 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 1:00 pm
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Heard back from a job interview. They said there was no negative feedback, I was passionate, I was perfect for the role, they want to work with me. BUT. In the points based interview thing I didn't quite cut the mustard. HOWEVER. They will keep my details and contact me regarding future roles, and have given me the opportunity to do a training course related to the role.

Don't know if the whole "we'll keep you on record" thing is false hope, but we'll see.
>> No. 451302 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 1:09 pm
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>>451297
I definitely remember fake Zach Braff quotes being a meme on 4chan ~10 years ago. It could be older than that, I'm very bad at accurately dating things that have happened on the internet.

>>451301
Usually when there's a points thing involved that means they've fudged it so that the internal candidate they wanted to hire all along but had to appease HR by advertising externally gets the role.

As I've said before, the toughest thing about interviewing is that you can't control who you're up against. You can be perfect for a role and lose out against someone marginally better.
>> No. 451303 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 5:53 pm
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Bought myself some indoor shoes today.
>> No. 451304 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 6:00 pm
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>>451303
They're called slippers.
>> No. 451305 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 6:01 pm
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>>451304
No, mate. I bought shoes that I'm only going to wear indoors. Slippers are for people in hospices and people about to be sent to hospices.
>> No. 451306 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 6:02 pm
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>> No. 451307 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 6:14 pm
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>>451305
Loafers?
>> No. 451308 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 10:47 pm
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Something about being in the office makes me horny. I don't know if it's because when I go in I'm pretty much the only lad there with a women all around me or it's just the combination of the place being hot and the fact I can't have a wank.

Anyone else had this? Am I just getting sexually excited about the workplace?

>>451303
Why? Not only is it bad for your body in multiple ways to wear shoes all day but it's only going to get uncomfortable with summer.
>> No. 451309 Anonymous
5th May 2022
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>451308
I donno about the office, but this scene in Peep Show makes me horney every time. Understated cupboard sex for the uptight and sexually repressed .. Dobbies character was pretty good to begin with but toward the end of the series she changed dramatically. Yeah.
>> No. 451310 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 1:04 am
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>>451309
This reminds me of the Thin Blue Line thread, apparently the best place to meet someone is at work. It's statistics but can you imagine that, not only having history with a woman who works on another floor but building your life at work like that.

Peep Show illustrated the fantasy but I bet it's like those Japanese comics about mothers, nice to think about but then your real life mum gets drunk and it becomes a nightmare.
>> No. 451311 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 1:18 am
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>>451310

This is one of those statistics that really doesn't say much, though, frankly. Where's the best place to find a partner- The place you already spend the overwhelming majority of time? Well, who would have guessed.

I couldn't stand working with my partner though, even if it was different departments. Most women just can't keep their mouths shut, so every little tiff you have would be common knowledge around the office. Everyone would know that weird sex thing you do. Everyone would know your embarrassing secrets.

Anyway I'm willing to bet a good number of those "through mutual friends" answers are lies and they really met on an app. It's just the default thing you say.
>> No. 451312 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 7:02 am
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>>451308

I think the dull, sterile atmosphere of an office makes people more attractive. In the absence of any other distraction, a woman who'd normally barely register on your consciousness can become an obsession.
>> No. 451313 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 7:27 am
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>>451310

Am I going a bit nuts or does this only add up to 94%?
>> No. 451314 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 9:09 am
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>>451313

No, you're right.
>> No. 451315 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 10:28 am
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>>451312
Yes that's a well known phenomenon - Office Hot is the term I believe.
>> No. 451316 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 1:31 pm
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Is that really how they decide a tie? By a toin coss? I'm actually quite impressed, for some reason.

>There's been drama in Carmarthenshire where one ward has gone down to the toss of a coin.
>David Darkin and fellow Labour candidate Philip Warlow were level on 596 votes each.
>So the only way to decide who would get the third seat in the Bigyn ward was either heads or tails - with Philip Warlow guessing correctly.
>> No. 451317 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 2:50 pm
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>>451314
The maths were probably done by a woman.
>> No. 451318 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 3:38 pm
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>>451317
She didn't fancy a second date then?
>> No. 451319 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 5:22 pm
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The quince tree in the back garden has started flowering.

The smell is peculiar, it's flowery but with a distinct hint of stale poo.

Which is only logical because the same chemical compound that produces a rich flowery smell in many flowers is also in higher concentrations the main component of the typical smell of faeces.

Quince itself is a great tree to have, it's very decorative, as are the bright yellow fruit in autumn, and you can make very tasty jam from it or even quince wine. Can recommend. But allow about ten years for it to yield a quantity of fruit worth bothering with.
>> No. 451320 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 5:57 pm
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Chippy tea has been a bit of a disappointment. My ranking of best chippy in the area is very fluid due to the lack of consistency.
>> No. 451321 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 7:57 pm
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He's going for it again lads.
>> No. 451322 Anonymous
6th May 2022
Friday 8:55 pm
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>>451321
Kunt hasn't done a decent song since 2015.
>> No. 451324 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 2:45 pm
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He definitely no longer seems skilled at the craft of funny songs. Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt/Still A Fucking Cunt/Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty carpet-bagger is just one basic song with slightly altered lyrics. Where's the originality that was present in The Wrong Ian Watkins or Jimmy saville & The Sexy Kids?
>> No. 451329 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 5:41 pm
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>>451324

My favourites are:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnuepN9EvTw[yt]

[yt]SrUDftDkH3E


There's a Verhoeven-esque quality to the way some of his songs bury quite biting satire under low-brow vulgarity.
>> No. 451337 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>451329
I could title a Kunt song in five seconds.

Let's see, um... I Have a Ukranian Chained in My House; Wanking Out the Window; My Sister Shits Her Pants; The Queen's Got a Dusty Gash.

Hilarity. Money now please.
>> No. 451338 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 9:11 pm
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>>451309
How did Dobby change? She was quite consistently the most decent and well-adjusted character on the programme right through to the end.
>> No. 451340 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 9:46 pm
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Lads if I've eaten too much edibles and I'm not enjoying myself, how do I bring myself back to normality? I've already had a wank.
>> No. 451341 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 9:48 pm
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>>451340

Sleep.
>> No. 451342 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 9:59 pm
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>>451340
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
>> No. 451346 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 10:19 pm
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>>451341
Also and I know this sounds a bit dramatic but I have this intense feeling of a hyper focused, depression ray hitting me and I feel like I want to kill myself. Rather unenjoyable. It feels as if it has stripped me of all the defenses that anti depressants build up in the psyche.
>> No. 451348 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 11:04 pm
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>>451346
Have a nice big greasy meal and see if you can nod off.
>> No. 451352 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 12:21 am
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>>451346
Sounds like the perfect time to put on some Pink Floyd.
>> No. 451354 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 12:43 am
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>>451346

What I like to do when I accidentally get a bit too high and existential is watch very mentally unchallenging YouTube videos about people in a much worse situation than me. Stuff like cave divers getting stuck and drowning horribly, near death incidents of people getting lost in the polar, and so on.

I know it sounds counter-productive but the important thing is it doesn't stimulate me to overthink anything about my own life, it's just morbidly compelling and bingeable, like eating a whole chocolate cake to yourself. I suppose it's just like how lasses love true crime and that, only I find crime stuff boring, I prefer hearing about mountain climbers getting stuck on the north face of the Eiger and shit.

Also, eat a whole chocolate cake to yourself. You did pack munch, right lad?
>> No. 451355 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 12:53 am
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I've broken the clasp on two of my lanyards and with covid it's a bastard to get new ones as I'd need to be in the office at the same time as the office manager. I see that I can order the clasps online so presumably I go to some place that does alterations and ask them to undo the sticking holding the metal, add the metal clasp before sowing-up for a few quid.

Or do clothing alterations places stock those clasp things? I don't know but you might.
>> No. 451356 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 12:57 am
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>>451355
How important is this lanyard that you'd go to such lengths?
>> No. 451357 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 1:00 am
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>>451356
Sentimental value, I've looked into replacing online but with logos and shit they'll only do runs of 25.
>> No. 451358 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 1:12 am
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>>451357
Why can't you be in the office at the same time as the office manager?
>> No. 451359 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 1:15 am
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>>451355

You could just get one of these :

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/113737710851
>> No. 451360 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 1:15 am
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>>451355
>>451358 Soz for double-posting

You could probably find a tiny carabiner that would fit through either the loop that the clasp goes through, or just through the fabric loop itself. It wouldn't be proper, but it would hardly be unsightly.
>> No. 451361 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 1:48 am
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>>451360
I got bored and cut open the broken clasp with scissors and then just used an old split key ring I found in a drawer.
>> No. 451369 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 11:31 am
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I've just got back from Asda. I don't know why it's taken me more than two years of WFH to try it out, but going to the supermarket during normal working hours is so much better. It's far less busy. The lack of noise meant I could listen to the bangers on Rollback Radio. Even though it was a Monday morning there was loads of reduced produce to go through.

10/10 do recommend doing your weekly shop on a Monday morning.
>> No. 451370 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 11:34 am
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>>451369

I used to do mine at 1am after work, it was fantastic. Any later and you run the risk of the shop being even busier, with restocking and online order picking, but at around 12-1, the shop is yours.
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9th May 2022
Monday 11:48 am
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>>451370
I was a little concerned when I got there as the car park was quite full, but it didn't seem busy anywhere apart from the tills and I always use scan & go so I was straight in and out. It also made a huge difference that the other customers weren't riff-raff; instead of the great unwashed screaming at their kids I had pensioners whilstling along to House of Fun by Madness. I think I can see the appeal of why people pay the premium to go somewhere like Waitrose for a much more peaceful experience.

First thing Monday morning also had the advantage that all of the shelves were fully stocked. It's been weeks since I've been able to get a cantaloupe and they had shitloads.
>> No. 451372 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 11:49 am
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I fucking fucking fucking hate fucking estate fucking agents.
>> No. 451373 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 11:56 am
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>>451370
I'd caution against going too far into weekday shopping as you can hit the rush of cattle who have no sense of order or purpose, a few weeks back I did a shop for example where the line seemed huge for the tills until I realised that everyone was queuing up to use the two checkouts taking cash.

I find 8-9pm as optimum for me, not many people and certainly no kids about but still early enough that you can swoop in on the discounted bakery goods. The people you do see are a load of sad adults coming in with specific items to collect and aiming to leave as quickly as possible with as little imposition on the world as possible - my kind of people.
>> No. 451374 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 12:12 pm
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>>451369

Look at this posh bastard, shopping at Asda in this economy.

I always seem to spend more when I go to Asda than to a Tesco or Sainsbos, even though the prices are generally lower. They seem to have consistently the broadest range, so I end up buying stuff I don't strictly need, but haven't had in a while, or stocking up on condiments and seasonings etc.

Morrissons are wank so I never go there, and Aldi/Lidl etc just never have half the shit you want, so you only save money at the expense of the time you have to spend calling round the other supermarkets anyway to get the bits they didn't have.
>> No. 451375 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 12:22 pm
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>>451374
I tend to do most of my shopping at Aldi and Lidl, but every few weeks I'll have to do a 'big shop' at somewhere like Asda to top up on the things you can't get there like cereal, decent vegetarian food and edible soup.
>> No. 451376 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 12:52 pm
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>>451374
If you ask me the problem with Asda is that it's not posh enough. It has a fundamentally proletarian problem where the products it offers are processed shite and false economies where you end up leaving with a basket of nonsense products that lack nutrition so as to numb your mind and leave your body tired.

Lidl is better in that aspect because for the basics it is absolutely value for money and those are things like veg and chicken that you can't really fuck up. For anything else there's a proper supermarket where you can pick up the little bits, like you get the pasta and mushrooms from Lidl and the pesto from Waitrose own-brand.
>> No. 451377 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 3:08 pm
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>>451376

It depends on your expectations. Their Asda-brand deep-pan peperoni pizza is my guilty pleasure. Of course it's low-quality processed shite, but at £1, you can hardly expect gourmet dining. It's my go-to sometimes when I'm working at home late at night and can't be arsed to order take away.
>> No. 451378 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 6:18 pm
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The bag on my chips say they cook in 20 minutes, but they've been in for almost 30 and they're still not ready.
>> No. 451379 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 7:08 pm
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ARE LIZ has pulled out of the State Opening ceremony.

She must be rapidly on the decline.
>> No. 451380 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 7:39 pm
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>>451379
Which state's being opened?
>> No. 451381 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 7:41 pm
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>>451378
Maybe it's dual element and one has gone.
>> No. 451382 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 8:14 pm
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>>451380
The state she'll be lying in three months from now.

Obviously I would like her to live forever, but you know.
>> No. 451383 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 9:36 pm
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>>451379
Maybe she's just pregnant again.
>> No. 451384 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 9:48 pm
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>>451383
There's only one man she's been in regular contact with and he'd probably do it.
>> No. 451385 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 9:51 pm
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>>451379
If she's getting an extra day off, the rest of us should too. One extra bank holiday after 70 years on the throne is just fucking stingy.
>> No. 451386 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 11:15 pm
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I need to know where takeaways get their filthy synthetic chemically manufactured chocolate fudge cake from. I can't keep ordering a burger and a bottle of coke just for an excuse to get a slice of fondant and brown food colouring in the shape of a cake.
>> No. 451387 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 11:38 pm
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>>451386

I've never got cake from a takeaway but have a gander at this, used to see orders from loads of places whenever I took deliveries off these guys

https://view.bidfood.co.uk/product-catalogues/product-catalogues-spring-summer-2022/product-calalogue-spring-summer-2022/?page=230
>> No. 451388 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 12:20 am
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>>451385
That's the problem with the Queen. She's pulled out because of her "episodic mobility issues". She's 96; just get one of your 60 million subjects to push you in a wheelchair. Are you too good for a wheelchair? Can't make a speech in a dressing gown; you need your crown and massive ermine cape like some sort of superhero Liberace? I shat myself at work once and just kept working like nothing had happened. That's what's wrong with the monarchy these days; they're so bloody uppity.
>> No. 451389 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 8:08 am
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Probably waiting on the completion of the Royal Mobility Scooter. Blinged out with gold plating and emeralds.
>> No. 451390 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 10:09 am
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Colin Murray's presenting Countdown now. Listening to him on Radio 1 was more or less how I developed a taste in music. Obviously he's just a broadcaster, but it's making me feel weird nonetheless.
>> No. 451391 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 10:40 am
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I pissed my bed last night. Wasn't drunk, went for a long piss before I went to bed, and yet I did a massive piss while asleep. My girlfriend said it might be the meds I'm on, but in three years of these meds this is only the second time I've pissed myself.
>> No. 451392 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 10:43 am
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>>451389

Apparently she's regularly using a wheelchair but doesn't want to be seen using it in public, because she's from the past and still thinks that wheelchairs are embarrassing.

The Last Leg offered to build her a wheelthrone, but I reckon she should get the lads off Robot Wars to build her an Iron Throne with flamethrowers and that.
>> No. 451393 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 11:09 am
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>>451392
When times nearly up, to settle your scores, you get a Mechathrone, it's Robot Wars.
>> No. 451394 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 2:10 pm
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GAZZA! IT'S ME!
>> No. 451395 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 3:29 pm
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What exactly do the Post Office do if you actually tell them the thing you're trying to post is worth loads of money? Because they always ask, but I never tell.
>> No. 451396 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 3:39 pm
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>>451395
You pay a bit more to post, but it's also covered for more if it goes missing.
>> No. 451397 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 3:55 pm
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I did it, I bought an MX-5 like I said I was going to.
>> No. 451398 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 4:06 pm
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>>451397
How's your hairdressing business been doing since lockdown? Down on numbers due to people buying their own clippers?
>> No. 451399 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 4:14 pm
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>>451397
Bugger me, that was yonks ago. I’m pretty sure that was before used cars went the way of the graphics cards, price wise. Is it nice?

>>451396
Okay, thanks. I wonder if I should ruminate somewhat on why my instinct is to lie immediately when asked questions out of the blue like that? Probably not.
>> No. 451400 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 4:24 pm
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>>451399
It's a 2003 with one previous owner, a retiree who used it as a Sunday car, 23,000 miles. I did end up paying a bit more than I originally planned, but I got exactly what I wanted. Them being hobby cars, you see a lot of them that have been put through all manners of mods and usually with high mileage, so I'm pleased to have found a stock NB that's basically just been ticked over every few weeks for the last 20 years.

>>451398
I'm looking forward to these kinds of jokes being part of my everday life going forward.
>> No. 451401 Anonymous
10th May 2022
Tuesday 5:04 pm
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>>451400

All the best used cars are pensioner spec. Travel sweets in the glovebox, a motoring atlas under the passenger seat, low mileage and a full service history. As long as it doesn't smell of burned clutch, it's a guaranteed winner.
>> No. 451402 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 5:53 pm
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My former boss got in touch with me out of the blue on LinkedIn today to say she could sort me out with a job if I wanted her to. We're now doing the same role and it turns out I'm on more than her.
>> No. 451403 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 7:01 pm
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>>451402
Male privilege. You bastard.
>> No. 451405 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 8:41 pm
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>>451403
She should be on a fair bit more than me, but the biggest thing that will be holding her back is the fact she's unhinged rather than the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society.
>> No. 451407 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 9:55 pm
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Pick, and if it isn't 7 or 4, are you really on the right website?
>> No. 451408 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 10:10 pm
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>>451407
7 and 8 are the only correct answers
>> No. 451409 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 10:13 pm
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>>451408
Oh Simon.
>> No. 451410 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 10:44 pm
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>>451407

5 is intriguingly androgynous, 7 has the most junk in the trunk, 4 is the complete package but I'm going to have to say 1 because she reminds me of someone who bullied me in school. I feel like having her sit on my face would be cathartic. 8 can join in if she doesn't mind lubing up her stump.

sauce?
>> No. 451411 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 10:50 pm
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>>451407
I'll take a 5 but I can't say any of these women really do it for me.

>>451410
7 looks misleading to me. I can see her turning around and it being a Hank Hill arse.
>> No. 451413 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 11:22 pm
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>>451411

Pretty sure you're a homosexualist m8.
>> No. 451415 Anonymous
12th May 2022
Thursday 8:01 pm
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I just held in explosive diarrhea for an entire two-hour evening class. I was too afraid to relieve myself in the venue's toilet facilities.
>> No. 451416 Anonymous
12th May 2022
Thursday 8:26 pm
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>>451415
Why, was there a massive spider in the bowl?

Unless you were in someone's house, they've almost certainly got a cleaner who has seen much worse than whatever you were going to do.
>> No. 451417 Anonymous
12th May 2022
Thursday 10:41 pm
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Blimey, all these years later and Freeman’s Mind finally made it to Ravenholm.
>> No. 451418 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 12:08 am
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My dad's had a heart attack, and I live in a different country.
>> No. 451419 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 9:01 am
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>>451418
I'm very sorry to hear that. I guess nobody else has any helpful tips to offer either. Hopefully he will recover.
>> No. 451420 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 11:30 am
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Ooh apparently Japan is opening up to us gaijin again. Can't wait to go back eventually and stuff my face.
>> No. 451421 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 12:02 pm
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>>451420
Interesting. What is the average BMI of a Japanese woman?
>> No. 451422 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 12:15 pm
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Fucking knew that arsehole wasn't buying Twitter, fucking knew it man.
>> No. 451423 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 12:48 pm
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I fucking love it when you finish a game and then the main title screen changes. It's such a minor thing but it fills me with joy.
>> No. 451424 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 1:03 pm
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>>451421
Basically nothing. My understanding is they are very strict about fatness and really despise fat people over there. Japan is full of fabulous magic, but I'm pretty sure most of the people there are uptight twats.
>> No. 451425 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 1:27 pm
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>>451424
There is, however, a really popular fetish/porn scene for fat women.
>> No. 451426 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 2:29 pm
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Saw some pure cut, unreformed, 2008-era emo kids at the train station today. Didn't check their shoes out but I'd put money on them wearing a pair of these or all black Converse.
>> No. 451427 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 2:41 pm
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>>451426
It's a thing again now, apparently. I've seen a load where I live. Along with a more Goth look.
>> No. 451428 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 4:10 pm
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Sainsburys has a new posh olive oil in that's a bit cloudy, so there's a sign up on the shelf explaining that it's normal for olive oil to go cloudy at room temperature. Which is true. But that raises the question: Why are none of the other 'olive oil' bottles cloudy at the same temperature?
>> No. 451429 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 4:37 pm
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>>451428
Because that posh extra virgin olive oil is unfiltered.
>> No. 451430 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 4:45 pm
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>>451429

No, something like 80% of olive oil is fake. It's just weird to see them admitting to knowingly selling it.
>> No. 451431 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 5:11 pm
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>>451430

No, he's right. Unfiltered olive oil goes cloudy, filtered olive oil doesn't. There is a great deal of fraud in the olive oil trade, but that's mainly the adulteration of olive oil with cheaper vegetable oils or the labelling of refined olive oil or pomace oil as EVOO. None of these practices would cause oil to turn cloudy.
>> No. 451432 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 5:50 pm
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>>451431

I think the implication was that the non-cloudy oils were the fakes.
>> No. 451433 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 5:50 pm
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This is embarrassing to ask. I am soon to be alone on a first class JAL Airlines flight. I'm deeply terrified of flying and any drug I've tried so far does nothing. Do you think I could let them know in advance for some kind of help or heads-up? It is a ludicrously expensive flight and they must cater to nutters all the time? I don't really know what they can do though. I just don't want to ask and have them take the piss.
>> No. 451434 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 6:28 pm
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>>451426
My Chemical Romance dropped a new song last night.
>> No. 451435 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 6:45 pm
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>>451433
I've been on JAL First Class - all the other international businessmen had sketchy manga porn to read, so maybe ask for that?
>> No. 451438 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 8:33 pm
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>>451433

I don't know about JAL specifically, but it's very common for passengers to tell an airline they're an nervous flyer in advance. For us, we ask you what you'd prefer to happen - be boarded first or last, or just normally. Most airlines encourage you to pop into the flight deck and talk to the pilots, that tends to reassure people quite a lot. It also means the cabin crew are aware and can check on you/support you as needed. You won't be the first or the last person to have this issue, we're all pretty good at handling it. Usually all it takes is a reassurance that we're all professionals who take the job seriously, which is genuinely true (unless it's Ryanair)

Anecdotally, I have found that passengers who have notified us in advance that they're a nervous flyer, will always end up flying. Those that don't, will often end up offloading themselves. Whether that extra level of foresight is just indicative of a person who will more easily deal with their fear, or if it's because us knowing the situation allows us to guide you through it better, I couldn't say, but it definitely seems to help. plus if we know, we can keep your hold baggage on standby in case you shit yourself and don't fly

If British airlines don't take the piss, I can't imagine for the life of me a Japanese one would.
>> No. 451439 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 8:37 pm
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>>451438

Also, don't be embarrassed. It's pretty logical to be scared of flying, everything about it seems like it shouldn't be a thing we should be able to do. I'm sure I won't be the first person to ever tell you how it's statistically safer than pretty much anything else involving motorised transport, but I appreciate fully that this does nothing to reassure your gut feelings about the whole affair. It's definitely something the industry is used to, and understands.
>> No. 451440 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 8:50 pm
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>>451438
>Those that don't, will often end up offloading themselves.
Ewwww. Do you have to clean it up afterwards?
>> No. 451441 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 8:53 pm
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>>451433
What drugs have you tried?
>> No. 451446 Anonymous
14th May 2022
Saturday 12:22 am
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>>451433

>>451438 is spot on. Also, you're travelling first class. The crew know it's ludicrously expensive, and so you're the last passenger they'd want to piss off. Given Japanese business culture, they are absolutely not going to take the piss.
>> No. 451447 Anonymous
14th May 2022
Saturday 1:07 am
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Thanks both. I'll definitely mention it. It just feels incredibly awkward to be a grown man essentially saying "I am afraid of this, to you, incredibly mundane activity", but I'll have to get over that. The last time I had a 12 hour flight I spent near enough every minute in a constant state of fear, I'm sure I aged my heart by a decade. (Incidentally had the best ciggy of my life after landing. The pure bliss/relief of thinking 'I'm finally through it/I'm not dead', combined with the nicotine rush).

>>451441
I've tried the something-pams. They did nothing for me but make me feel a bit slow. I have panic attacks semi-regularly as is, and I don't think they helped in that regard. Alcohol impacts me strangely on flights, so I don't drink it in the lounge or the plane.


Right now I'm doing some research into JAL safety records etc. which is just not a good rabbit hole to be going down I know, but I'm trying to convince myself they have particularly good pilots or some bullshit.
>> No. 451448 Anonymous
14th May 2022
Saturday 1:13 am
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>>451447
Have a good time in the lounge area (if you don't know how to access it, I'm never sure either).
>> No. 451512 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 11:13 am
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Strawberries are flowering now. I started out with four or five plants from the local garden centre five years ago, and now there are over 50. They tend to propagate profusely, as every plant grows about two or three runners every year after fruiting.

I put them all in a new bed two weeks ago. There should be enough strawberries for a nice big strawberry pie at some point this season.
>> No. 451513 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 11:26 am
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Ordered some shoes on Sunday afternoon, didn't bother with the next day delivery because another tenner on a £50 item seemed too much, but they arrived just moment ago anyway. Neat. They do sort of look like those shoes short celebrity lads wear because they're embarrassed.

I think I need half a size up ffs.
>> No. 451518 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 3:35 pm
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It's now officially too hot. Half my Mikado sticks were stuck together into a giant multi-Mikado of absurd proportions.
>> No. 451519 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 7:26 pm
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My daughter's just said those words I love to hear, "I can feel worms up my bum". Fuck sake.
>> No. 451520 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 7:27 pm
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>>451519
>"I can feel worms up my bum".
Better than feeling glitter up the shitter.
>> No. 451521 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 7:55 pm
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>>451519
An exploding sheep should take care of that in no time.
>> No. 451522 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 8:27 pm
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>>451518
It was raining really hard this morning, and I cycle to work, so I had to wear my horrible plastic trousers. This meant I couldn't put anything in my pockets as usual, and had to put my wallet and keys and so on in my bike bags instead. In turn, this resulted in me leaving my phone at home, because I keep it somewhere else from my other pocket possessions. And having no phone all day meant I learnt something very awful about myself, and how I have become one of those people who is actually very dependent on checking their phone every few minutes when they are bored.

I wish it was too hot here and hadn't rained this morning.
>> No. 451523 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 9:38 pm
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>>451518
I second it being a little bit too hot now. I'm certainly not looking forward to the next 5 months of utter bullshit from my shitty 3rd floor London flat.

Get some proper chocolate. Weeb.
>> No. 451524 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 10:12 pm
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I wish it had been warm here, I was meant to go on a Big Walk but it was thundering earlier on. Maybe tomorrow or Thursday. Got a date Wednesday by the looks.

Knowing my luck it'll piss down all week then be roasting just in time for the weekend when I'm back at work.
>> No. 451525 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 11:22 pm
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Yanklad here, it just hit 40 degrees here and will stay that hot until October. My ginger skin is precious cargo.
>> No. 451526 Anonymous
16th May 2022
Monday 11:41 pm
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I want this authentic 1940s flight suit but I can't afford £3500. Why didn't anyone tell me there would be flight suits? I would have worked harder if they'd told me that.

>>451522
That was this morning, by the afternoon I was right I think. Get a backpack, or a flight suit if you've got the money.

>>451523
Mikado's the healthy option for the manchild who can't walk past a supermarket without buying at least two snacks and a chilled coffee.

>>451524
Bring back the handheld parasol or whatever it's called. It'll be all the rage anyway once the climate crisis bites. Alright, I'm breaking canon replying to three people.
>> No. 451529 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 10:59 am
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>>451526

>I want this authentic 1940s flight suit but I can't afford £3500. Why didn't anyone tell me there would be flight suits?

what on Earth do you plan to do with that.
>> No. 451533 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 11:46 am
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>>451529
Put his Citizen pilot's watch around his cock and wank off.
>> No. 451535 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 12:24 pm
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>>451533

Fair enough.

Once again, I was missing the obvious.
>> No. 451536 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 12:26 pm
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Somebody's knocking at my door, somebody's ringing my bell.
>> No. 451537 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 12:31 pm
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>>451533

Funny you should say that, when I was a bit younger I used to have a watch with a leather strap, and once I had the idea of using it as a makeshift cock ring. I noticed, however, that it fastened snugly round my cock at the same notch I fastened it around my wrist.

Does that mean I've got a really thick cock, or really skinny wrists? Or is it normal, like how your foot is always the same length as your forearm?
>> No. 451538 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 1:12 pm
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>>451529
Pair it with some quality boots and wear it out on cold days. It's call fashion, babe. If savingslad has given up his delusions of home ownership it's available here:https://www.rokit.co.uk/collections/mens-vintage-clothing/products/stunning-1940s-vintage-air-associates-s-12-alpaca-lined-leather-flying-suit

>>451537
Unless you were completely emaciated at that time I think I've got some good news for you.
>> No. 451542 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 2:06 pm
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>>451537

>Does that mean I've got a really thick cock, or really skinny wrists?

Going by what some lasses have told me, my erect knob is sort of above average in girth compared to other lads. And one of my more skinny exes used to joke that it was about the size of her wrist, which wasn't completely untrue.

So yeah, I guess if you have a thick knob and girls' wrists, then you should be fine.
>> No. 451582 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 12:09 pm
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I have been wanking it relentlessly to this fat bird.

https://www.youtube.com/c/TallySharp
>> No. 451583 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 12:20 pm
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>>451582
Stick to the heifer thread on /x/.
>> No. 451585 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 1:25 pm
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>>451582

I want to say that I'd ruin that, but I don't think I'm man enough.
>> No. 451586 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 1:44 pm
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I've received a letter from my dentist to say they're now doing routine appointments again.
>> No. 451587 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 2:31 pm
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Someone is inside my computer ffs.
>> No. 451588 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 2:31 pm
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>>451582
Oh lord.
>> No. 451589 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 3:26 pm
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>>451587
What are they doing?
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18th May 2022
Wednesday 5:36 pm
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>>451587

How did they fit?
>> No. 451591 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 6:31 pm
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I keep seeing shite online about generations, millenials, 'zoomers', etc. Is this a weird American thing? I've never seen anyone define themselves by their generation in real life, or pretend there is a "generational war".
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18th May 2022
Wednesday 6:58 pm
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>>451591
Surely you have seen people be outraged about the crimes of the baby boomers. I will admit it's very odd to see Generation Z describe themselves as "zoomers" when I am convinced that was meant to be a derogatory term, but the generational war is the new class war.
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18th May 2022
Wednesday 9:39 pm
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Fuck, tomorrow I have literally no excuse not to get stuff done. This horrible, I hate doing stuff, it's so stressful it hurts me, physically. Maybe I should rewatch The X-Files instead.
>> No. 451594 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 9:39 pm
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>>451591
Ironically, your obliviousness to this stuff is itself a millennial trope.
>> No. 451595 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 10:46 pm
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Is there a name for when audio sounds all crap coming out of cheap speakers or headphones? Specifically that, not just adjectives to describe it.
>> No. 451596 Anonymous
18th May 2022
Wednesday 10:56 pm
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>>451592

Zoomers are fucking weird though, everything is double reverse unironic ironic irony for them. Growing up on the internet has done a number on them.

At least my generation grew up online, but knew you sort of had to pretend you didn't. Being into weird terminally online junk culture was something you didn't really admit to publicly, but now it's just presumed. It's really strange too, how because of this the zoomers at work think I'm some sort of normie, they don't realise I'm one of the people who was there at ground zero, I participated in the very genesis of all the daft memes and shit they take for granted. One of them was shocked I know what hentai is.

Anyway as far as I know the "zoomer" thing started in conjunction with the "30 year old boomer" meme, because now that millennial aren't the youngest generation, we're actually the boomers. It's kind of true, in a funny sort of way. We don't like all the daft newfangled tiktok cringe and whatever they're into.

I like the idea of defining generation by your big youth trends, though. I was the pokemon cards and Harry Potter generation.
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18th May 2022
Wednesday 11:06 pm
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>>451596
>Anyway as far as I know the "zoomer" thing started in conjunction with the "30 year old boomer" meme
I think it came in with doomers and gloomers and other -oomers. I mean, obviously it must have, but lots of people started inventing new -oomer demographics to describe themselves and their opinions.
>> No. 451598 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 1:01 am
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>>451595

Crap audio. We have a whole vocabulary of technical jargon for describing various kinds of crapness, because - to paraphrase Tolstoy - all good audio sounds alike, but all crap audio is crap in its own way.

A lay person might use a term like "tinny", "muffled" or "harsh", but that isn't particularly useful to an audio engineer. We might describe your phone's speaker as being band-limited with a steep rolloff at 300Hz and high THD, or a cheap car subwoofer as being under-damped with cabinet resonances and port compression.

>>451591

If you bought your house for £2.71, you're a boomer. If you remember MSN Messenger and avoid opening letters from the Student Loans Company, you're a millennial. If you've never actually experienced hope so don't suffer from its absence, you're a zoomer.
>> No. 451599 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 3:43 am
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>>451596
>Zoomers are fucking weird though, everything is double reverse unironic ironic irony for them
I think it might just appear that way to us because we grew up with a post-modernism zeitgest, where it was very uncool to be openly trying or caring about just about anything. From what I've heard from friends who are teachers and my missus who is a child therapist, Gen Z are just generally extremely chilled out. Apparently there's no bullying in schools nowadays, bullies are social pariahs, and everyone just sort of gets along with everyone. Then that's developed a culture where it's okay/encouraged to be passionate about something, and all the other soft cunt teenagers are genuinely supportive about it. Obviously, all of this come stem from ingrained nihilism, as >>451598 says.

There's a fun counter-effect to what you're saying about Gen Z having a more blurred line between their real-life and online personas. There's not that many niche fashion trends any more, nor the social hubs associated with them. You don't catch a big bunch of teenagers dressed the same knocking about city centres any more, because nowadays they express their niche interests by curating their online image rather than begging their mam for a pair of Vans so the other alternative kids would notice them.
>> No. 451600 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 4:13 am
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>>451599
>Apparently there's no bullying in schools nowadays, bullies are social pariahs, and everyone just sort of gets along with everyone

Traditional bullying definitely still exists, but secondary school kids are a lot more switched on about social issues these days so it's very easy to become a pariah if you don't blindly conform to the hivemind. It's fanaticism and there's a lot of pressure not to make a misstep.
>> No. 451601 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 4:32 am
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>>451600

Nah m8. You might get overt wokery in posh schools down in That London, but most schoolkids don't give a shit. The big difference is that this generation have grown up with a very insecure job market, a hideous lack of social mobility and the panopticon of social media.

They're all basically swots, because they live in a state of constant fear - not fear of some woke mob, but of the increasingly precarious tightrope they have to walk to stand any real chance of a decent life. They know that housing is unaffordable, they know that there aren't enough decent jobs to go around, they know that grades are going up every year, they know that the economy and the climate are fucked, they know that anything they do or say could be recorded on the internet forever.

They're remarkably cheerful about it all, because they just don't know any different. The current crop of Year 7s have lived their entire lives under an austerity government. The only world they've ever known is one in which everything gets incrementally worse with every passing year. The girls might sometimes bully each other online, the lads might have the odd scrap, but on the whole they're remarkably nice to each other. I suspect this is partly due to the fear of zero-tolerance policies and the eagerness of schools to unofficially exclude pupils, partly due to a greater awareness of mental health and more progressive attitudes, but also partly due to a kind of siege mentality. You just don't have the energy for petty infighting when you're using all your strength just to tread water.
>> No. 451602 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 5:39 am
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I've just ordered my first presents for this Christmas.
>> No. 451603 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 10:48 am
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>>451601
Not him but my friends mum has worked in a pretty rough school in Cardiff for 20 odd years and she has said the exact same thing. Calling someone a fag or the like will have people beat _you_ up. Of course this is a big generalisation but its a behavioural change that has been noted.
>> No. 451604 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 10:59 am
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The Tory Minister for Policing is quite annoyed that the chief inspector of constabulary has suggested police use their discretion when it comes to dealing with people shoplifting food.
>> No. 451606 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 11:37 pm
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When did they stop making Family Guy? Have they stopped making Family Guy? It's just occurred to me I haven't heard anyone talk about Family Guy for years. People still mention South Park occasionally, and that's still being made, but nobody talks about The Simpsons and that's still being made too. Family Guy, meanwhile, has just faded from the public consciousness completely.
>> No. 451607 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 12:08 am
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>>451606

They're still making Family Guy, American Dad just got renewed for another two seasons and Bob's Burgers will soon start season 13, taking it past the 250th episode.
>> No. 451608 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 1:06 am
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>>451606
I haven't watched Family Guy in years, probably not since it left BBC Three. It's the kind of thing you watch because it's late at night and you fancy switching your brain off for a while, rather than something you'd actually go out of your way to view, although I imagine fewer people are doing that these days thanks to streaming.

I think what elevates South Park over The Simpsons and Family Guy is that it still manages to be funny. I caught The Simpsons yesterday, a repeat from Series 21 (2010), and it was a shitshow from start to finish.
>> No. 451615 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 10:09 am
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>>451606
>ey stop making Family Guy? Have they stopped making Family Guy? It's just occurred to me
Don't lie - you saw the same 'do you still watch family guy' animation clip that we all did, just too afraid to post it here lest you embarrass the club by referencing the other internet we all know about and pretend not to engage with.
>> No. 451622 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 1:51 pm
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>>451606
Family Guy is in a comfortable position because it just needs to tread water to maintain its life. It's formulaic, lightweight entertainment. It was never amazing, it just chugs along and presumably brings in viewers, but it has no ambition so there's nothing to talk about.

The Simpsons was once the biggest show on TV, and has been shit for half of its life span, so people see it and feel sad for how it went downhill.

South Park is very topical, so lends itself well to discussion as it can be quite cutting and controversial. I haven't actually watched a full episode of South Park in about 15 years, but I still hear about what's happening in it as it is notable in TV news.

Nobody talks about American Dad either, but it's my favourite of the modern day adult cartoons.
>> No. 451624 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 2:11 pm
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>>451622

Family Guy has had its ups and downs as well. From around series 15, it suffered from Seth MacFarlane stepping back as creative head to focus on other projects, and pretty much just phoning it in. The only real work he was doing on the show during that time was the voice overs for Peter and Brian and some supporting characters. And as a consequence, the show's quality took a complete nose dive. At some point, MacFarlane even greenlit a mid-season story arc to kill off Brian the Dog for a few episodes, a step that was more than controversial because MacFarlane has always said that of all the characters he does on the show, Brian's personality feels the closest to him. So in a symbolic way, it was going to be a goodbye from the show.

It didn't go down well with viewers, especially not the fact that they brought in a character replacement for Brian in the form of another dog, who somehow had an East Coast Italian American mobster accent. That move was panned almost universally by fans and critics, and as a consequence, they chose to bring back Brian.

I guess they took the fan outrage as a well received warning, because from then on, the show's quality has noticeably improved again. Series 16 was probably where it bottomed out, with some episodes just being an unwatchable mess.
>> No. 451625 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 3:26 pm
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>>451624
On the topic of Brian, as the show has gone on he's gone from mouth-of-the-creator straight guy with 'good' opinions, to hypocritical pretentious pseudointellectual liberal, with several episodes dedicated to what a piece of shit he is (generally Quagmire centric episodes). Not sure how much involvement MacFarlane has with that, but I appreciate them taking the piss and making the character actually funny.
>> No. 451627 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 3:47 pm
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>>451625

I guess it's an adept attempt at self irony, because that's just the kind of guy Seth MacFarlane is. Yes, he is a Liberal, as is Brian, with many bleeding-heart guilty white liberal middle class douchebag views and opinions, but he also knows that the Liberal agenda in the U.S. tends to be completely full of shit. And so he doesn't mind taking the piss out of himself.

I think if Family Guy sticks to its current formula, it has a good chance of aging much better than the Simpsons. I watched some of the recent Simpsons episodes a while ago, and it's sad to see what utter shite that show has become. They should have packed it in ten to fifteen years ago.
>> No. 451628 Anonymous
20th May 2022
Friday 3:50 pm
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I see Monkey pox appears to be starting to worry a few people.
>> No. 451686 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 10:02 pm
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I've caught various parts of the Chris & Rosie Ramsey Show. It's incredibly bland. I imagine the target demographic is "aspires to live on a new build estate and convert their shed into a gin bar."
>> No. 451687 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 11:32 pm
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>>451686
I assumed it would be an ITV2 show, as it sounds like their particular flavour of banal shit, but it's actually on BBC 2! Not even BBC 3. Sickening.
>> No. 451688 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 12:37 am
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>>451686
I'm shocked at the time it's on. Given the premise, I would have expected it to be either the Saturday-night hell hour opposite Ant & Dec, or a weeknight but on at 11:30pm with John Cooper Clarke and Dave the rapper as guests. Instead, it seems to have been designed as "Graham Norton for the One Show audience". Even Chris Ramsey's surprisingly fit wife was not enough to keep me watching.
>> No. 451689 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 4:39 am
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>surprisingly fit wife

I'd have expected nothing less from you chubby chasers. I didn't realise they're the same age; she looks at least ten years older to me.

Maybe it's the slight resemblance to people like Jennifer Tilly or Jennifer Coolidge, but she gives off 'woman close to 50 who takes care* of herself' vibes rather than actually being in her mid-thirties.

*takes care of herself or has a moonface that means she's less likely to have wrinkles.
>> No. 451690 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 6:36 am
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>>451686
Ramsey was a regular on the circuit like 12 years ago when my friends were starting up as comedians. He was in town so often that he remembered a lot of names and faces. It's been nice to see him doing so well, and it was obvious it was coming as even then he was a real draw.
>> No. 451691 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 8:10 am
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>>451690
As a fellow geordie, I always worry that people are laughing at him, rather than with him, but he genuinely seems like a really nice bloke. Glad he's doing well for himself.
>> No. 451693 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 4:33 pm
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A couple of months ago my girlfriend got a job that means she's out of the house during the working week, so I've taken on a bit more responsibility for housework as I'm largely working from home.

The only thing that's gone disastrously wrong is the toilets. They're suddenly all stained and sad and murky looking. I don't get it. I've put bleach down and scrubbed them with the loo brush when I rinse it off but it makes no real difference. What am I doing wrong here?
>> No. 451694 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 5:32 pm
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>>451693

How long are you leaving the bleach before you rinse it?
>> No. 451695 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 5:38 pm
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>>451693

Have you also used limescale remover? Vinegar maybe? Bleach doesn't remove limescale, it can only turn it white.
>> No. 451696 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 5:41 pm
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I am now best friends with a girl I used to be madly in love with, and who at one point expressed that she had feelings for me too. She's engaged now, so am I, and our will-they-won't-they attraction is all in the past, but I have never verbally or textually gotten it off my chest.
>> No. 451697 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 5:44 pm
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>>451694
Last time was at least an hour or so, possibly longer.

>>451695
I haven't, but I wasn't aware of my girlfriend using them either. The only vinegar I have to hand is balsamic and "traditional fish and chip shop taste original flavour non-brewed condiment" that I'm not convinced is actually vinegar.

Thanks lads.
>> No. 451698 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 6:01 pm
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>>451693
White vinegar is your friend. Super cheap and cleans everything limescale and stain related.
>> No. 451699 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 6:05 pm
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>>451697

It's possible she just scrubbed it off with something more robust than the toilet brush. I'd try what >>451698 says, pour a pint of it into the bowl then leave it an hour before giving it a quick scrub and a flush.
>> No. 451700 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 10:08 pm
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Bleach doesn't dissolve limescale, it just bleaches the colour out of anything stuck to it.
You want something acidic that says 'removes limescale' on the bottle. Give it a while, then brush, and you'll be back to the ceramic glaze looking pristine.
Since you're clearly new to this - do not mix & match bog cleaning products, or chlorine gas (or worse if you get lucky) will result, which sucks. One product at a time, then flush it away.
If you're on a septic tank not proper sewers, it's more complicated.
>> No. 451701 Anonymous
25th May 2022
Wednesday 9:41 am
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>>451699
The previous tenant left a couple of these in my flat and they're amazing. A little elbow grease and your bog will look like it just rolled out of the factory.
>> No. 451702 Anonymous
25th May 2022
Wednesday 11:17 am
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I've found an out of date bottle of concentrated lemon juice in the fridge, so I've squeezed about 100ml down each loo. I'll report back with my findings later.
>> No. 451703 Anonymous
25th May 2022
Wednesday 3:34 pm
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Mixed result with the lemon juice. The least used toilet now looks white and the other two certainly are brighter but not entirely clean. I've found some rice vinegar that was best before 2016 so I'll try that next.
>> No. 451704 Anonymous
25th May 2022
Wednesday 4:15 pm
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>>451703
Mate buy one of the pumice thingys, I'm telling you they're magic.
>> No. 451708 Anonymous
25th May 2022
Wednesday 10:45 pm
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Often overlooked classic rock/early heavy metal band Budgie really are criminally overlooked.

The more I listen to them the more taken I am with them.
>> No. 451709 Anonymous
25th May 2022
Wednesday 11:11 pm
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Man's got a full multipack of kitkats up there and I want them.
>> No. 451711 Anonymous
25th May 2022
Wednesday 11:55 pm
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I bought some TicTac "Fruit Adventure" today and the yellow ones, I think, taste like celery. I thought I was being poisoned when I first tasted one, even though I like celery, but this is like a strange simulacrum of celery and it's in a hard sugary sweet.

>>451709
Ask him to share.
>> No. 451712 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 12:00 am
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It's too hot to share a bedroom. Is it a bit rude that I've spunked up my girlfriend and then fucked off to the living room to try and sleep somewhere cooler? I say sleep, at the minute I'm watching shit like Map Men on YouTube.
>> No. 451713 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 10:04 am
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>>451712
Nah I do that to your girlfriend all the time and she's not bothered.
>> No. 451714 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 10:36 am
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>>451713
With you, yes, but she always insists on snuggling after she cums.
>> No. 451715 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 10:54 am
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>>451714
>she always insists on snuggling

You've clearly never met the woman. Otherlad is closer to the mark.
>> No. 451716 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 11:03 am
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>>451715

Yeah? Which inner thigh is her mole on, if you know her so well?
>> No. 451717 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 11:06 am
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>>451716
Trick question. She has many moles.
>> No. 451718 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 11:07 am
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>>451717

No - Trick question, she only has one leg.
>> No. 451719 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 11:13 am
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>>451718
It only appears that way because of her mass.
>> No. 451720 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 11:48 am
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I think I am in love with this woman, and the kit she has on.
>> No. 451721 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 3:04 pm
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Day 2 of Sertraline. Christ I'm fucking shattered.
>> No. 451722 Anonymous
26th May 2022
Thursday 3:51 pm
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>>451721
You've reminded me that I've been off my meds for almost three weeks, and I really need to get back on them. The next few days are going to be ... interesting.
>> No. 451724 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 5:05 pm
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The A1 was really weird today. There was a couple of police Land Rovers doing a rolling road block, but when they let us through I overtook a couple of riot vans, a fire engine, several army lorries and about half a dozen police lorries. The Land Rovers kept driving onto the slip roads to stop traffic coming on. Not sure what that was about, but it might have been something to do with the jubilee because a few of them had very old licence plates.

In other news, I left rice vinegar down the bog whilst I was out and it's now spotless.
>> No. 451726 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 6:52 pm
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>>451724

Sounds like they were moving something important/expensive/dangerous, rather than a person, as VIP escorts usually use unmarked, modern Range Rovers as they make armoured ones out of the factory.

Of course with the Royals anything is possible.
>> No. 451727 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 7:23 pm
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>>451724
The Queen went to Balmoral today: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-61604443

And we all know old people are terrible drivers, so they probably closed the road behind her without telling her.
>> No. 451728 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 8:53 pm
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Do we have any cloud engineers in? I'm wondering what the different paths of cloud computing you can go down in terms of role. Cloud Dev, Cloud Engineering, not sure what any of this means. I guess none of it is suitable for someone new to tech. I can get a subscription to acloudguru.com and start some cloud certs but not sure if its worth.
>> No. 451729 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 9:10 pm
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>>451727

Does her maj not like flying or something? I'm not even a Royal, and I live in the north, but even I would likely take the Loganair to Aberdeen and drive the short way across if I wanted to go to Balmoral.
>> No. 451730 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 9:12 pm
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>>451728

"Cloud" is one of those daft buzzwords that management get overly excited about but don't really understand. Don't worry about it, just learn the essentials - Linux system administration, SQL, TCP/IP, shell scripting and a bit of Python. The fundamental technologies that underpin the internet haven't really changed much in the last 20 years and aren't likely to change much in the next 20 years. Once you've got a basic grounding in that stuff, all the cloud and DevOps stuff will make vastly more sense.

There are loads of courses available on platforms like Coursera and Udacity, but I'd just buy download from LibGen the relevant No Starch or O'Reilly books.
>> No. 451731 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 9:28 pm
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>>451729

Regardless of how she travels to Balmoral, there's a massive entourage and massive amounts of equipment that has to follow her.
>> No. 451732 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 10:08 pm
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>>451728
If you're brand new to it, do what the other poster says. You can get a job with lots of small independent providers, like the one I work for, and then they'll probably ask you to be good with VMware. The main VMware certification, the VCP, is a real ballache from what I've heard; you don't need it if you're just starting but it's a proper industry standard one. There's an easier certification called the VCTA, which is much more basic and you can do that with minimal effort (it might even be free), but even that one has the VMware curse where all their questions on their certification exams are deliberately ambiguous so you never know the actual answer to a single question.

There are also the big cloud companies who all do their own certifications, such as AWS, Azure, Google Cloud, and so on. AWS is Amazon, Azure is Microsoft, Google Cloud is obviously Google, and I think Azure is probably the best one for getting a job, although I'm not really basing that on anything.

But if you're new, I recommend only getting basic certifications and then getting a basic job and figuring out what parts of the job you like best, then pursuing those. Idiots love to proclaim that you need a CCIE before you can get any job, but they are fools who must be ignored. I doubt there's anyone on Earth who has advanced qualifications and zero job experience, and if there is, I wouldn't bet on them being the best person to hire for a job that requires those qualifications.
>> No. 451733 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 10:55 pm
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>>451731

I bet you could fit an Atlas C1 on LCY and ABZ. They're just not trying hard enough.
>> No. 451734 Anonymous
27th May 2022
Friday 11:30 pm
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>>451732
When it comes to cloud infrastructure and application services, in general:

* AWS: The platform most people think of when you say "cloud platform". Popular with people whose first language is Linux, tends to have decent services because they mostly grew out of Amazon's own needs. Suffers from having far too many ways to do the same thing and clearly hires its product naming team from SEN pool.
* Microsoft Azure: AWS grew out of Amazon's needs, and Azure grew out of Amazon's marketshare. Tends to be the platform of choice for people building with Microsoft technologies, also has good integration with the wider ecosystem with things like AD and 365. Naming conventions are a bit Ronseal.
* Google Cloud Platform: Is a thing that exists.
* Rackspace Cloud: Is also a thing that exists, except it won't be killed off by Google on zero notice.
* Oracle Cloud: You almost certainly didn't know this existed before I told you, and your response was probably "wait, what?". This is how everyone learns about it and the reaction everyone has when they do. Surprisingly has a very generous genuinely free tier for a law firm with a tech department attached.

If you want an answer to "which cloud platform do I learn first", heads for AWS and tails for Azure and you won't go wrong.
>> No. 451735 Anonymous
28th May 2022
Saturday 12:05 am
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Thanks lads, that's very helpful.

>>451734
>AWS... Popular with people whose first language is Linux

Linux is still a useful thing to learn if I focused on Azure though, I assume?
>> No. 451736 Anonymous
28th May 2022
Saturday 6:15 am
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>>451735

Azure offers both Windows and Linux VMs. Windows has a full Linux compatibility layer, because Linux is essentially the lingua franca of web technologies. Some big corporate users are fairly wedded to Microsoft's way of doing things, but the Linux philosophy is widely considered to be a more natural and elegant way of running distributed and automated systems.

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/wsl/about

About 80% of web servers run Linux, as do virtually all supercomputers and compute clusters. Windows Server is more popular for corporate IT systems, but (broadly speaking) this tends to be the less sexy end of the industry. To grossly caricature the situation, Windows wears a suit and has a generous pension, while Linux wears a hoodie and has stock options in a startup.
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28th May 2022
Saturday 10:02 am
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>>451727
This was the A1 just below where it meets the M62. Went to Yorkshire Wildlife Park and there was a kid named Octavius. Imagine having to be called that for the rest of your life.
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28th May 2022
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>> No. 451753 Anonymous
28th May 2022
Saturday 5:52 pm
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Thank you both.

I'm going to focus on Azure. Why? It just seems more grown up, and I want to get through life saying 'Elastic Beanstalk' as little as possible.

I have roughly CCENT level knowledge of networking. I don't know how deep I need to go networking wise, but I'm going to brush up on that, do some shite in linux, then get going with the AZ-900 which seems to be an intro to Azure as a whole for businesspeople, but that's fine.

I wish I could find employment in it, or a somewhat relevant role though.
>> No. 451758 Anonymous
28th May 2022
Saturday 6:51 pm
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>>451753

If you're not currently working in IT, I'd suggest taking any reasonable entry-level position. The labour market is incredibly tight at the moment, so a lot of employers are having to be flexible in terms of experience, qualifications and WFH/hybrid. There has never been a better time to get your first step on the ladder and it's well worth taking a punt on applying for things.
>> No. 451759 Anonymous
29th May 2022
Sunday 11:57 am
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>>451758
This, but also move fast. The tide is beginning to turn. While the balance of power on recruitment is definitely swinging towards the candidate, and will continue to for the foreseeable, economic conditions mean that jobs are going to tighten up. Employers won't be able to swing things back for quite some time, but with a downturn on the horizon people who can stay in a job will do so. The vibe I'm getting is that lowball offers and shit conditions to leverage against desperate candidates aren't likely to make a return yet because resource constraints will bite before that can happen.
>> No. 451782 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 12:07 am
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For some reason, youtube keeps suggesting videos about reincarnation to me lately. Not something I am normally interested in, but I have to say I was a bit dumbfounded by the fact that not all of it can readily be explained away with modern psychology.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq8l4XVfgPA
>> No. 451783 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 12:16 am
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>>451782

Weird. Meant to post this -


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>> No. 451789 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 1:36 pm
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I could do with picking your brains, Mumsnet.

Last week my son had his final Year 10 parents' evening, which was a bit of a wake-up call. In some subjects, like geography, he's on course for the equivalent of an A* but for others, like history, he doesn't try at all and is on course for an E/F. I always thought maths was one of his strong points but they've said he's in very real danger of being moved down to the third set, which would mean he'll have to sit the foundation test instead where the highest grade is a C; apparently if he doesn't know the answer to a question he won't attempt it and just writes a zero or "maths" down for it instead. He's a bit of an edgelord at the minute.

This has been the first in-person parents' evening since before coronavirus and no real concerns had been raised by school in the meantime. If he was as thick as pig shit but tried I wouldn't mind, but he's reasonably smart. He has no drive or initiative whatsoever and won't do anything that means remotely going out of his comfort zone, like actually asking for help when he needs it. If he was out smoking weed or getting pissed and had something to show for it I'd get it, but he's spending most of his time in his room. He's always been quite young for his age and I think a big part of the issue is that his mum will always bail him out, meaning that he's never really had to fail or fend for himself. She spent hours over the weekend coming up with a timetable and activities for him to do this week during half-term, but he's been playing Crusader Kings or Pokemon Go so I've had to take his phone off him and said he can have it back for a bit when he takes a break after getting a certain amount of work done.

I'm not really sure what point I'm trying to make here, but I don't know what to do next. Obviously as his dad I need to help him out and should have raised him better, but it feels like I can only push him so far as he needs to take ownership of this. I don't know if paying for tuition is the answer or if it's too late now seeing as he's about to start his GCSEs, plus I'm not convinced I could entirely trust him to turn up if he had to go somewhere. I don't know, lads. I really don't know.
>> No. 451792 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 3:15 pm
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>>451789
Sounds like he needs a healthy dose of Asian-style Tiger parenting instead of the disinterested approach you seem to have taken so far.
>> No. 451794 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 3:27 pm
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>>451789

If you can reframe the conversation to be about his choices and give him a sense of control and autonomy, it's far more likely that he'll take responsibility. Pushing clearly hasn't worked, but you can invite him to pull.

My line would be something like this:

"Look, I know that it's all bollocks, you know that it's all bollocks, but if you fuck up your GCSEs it'll be a massive pain in the arse for you. It's not the end of the world, but you'll just have to re-sit your GCSEs while your mates are going on to college, so the easiest option is to just put in a bit of effort now. You don't need straight A*s, but you do need five decent GCSEs including English and Maths if you want to move on. If you think you know what you want to do with the next few years of your life, then we can work out a plan for how to make that happen. If you don't know, we can investigate the options and figure out what you want to do next."


See when your local FE college is having an open day. I fucking hated school, but I really came alive when I got the opportunity to do something real. Young people get stuff like "school is preparing you for the real world" and "these are the happiest days of your life" drummed into them, but mercifully that's only true if you believe it. Schools are incredibly focussed on getting kids into university and present a very narrow path to "success", but it's all a bit meaningless if it doesn't have any connection to actual skills or an actual career. "I need this bit of paper so I can get another bit of paper" is a much weaker motivation than "I need this bit of paper so I can go and do something I'm really looking forward to".

He might just be a lazy bastard, but he might also be suffering from mental health problems. There's a fine line between normal teenage edgelord stuff and the total hopelessness of depression. His poor grades might be because he's a daft teenager and hasn't thought out the consequences, or it could be that he simply doesn't care because he can't imagine a future worth living.

It's a difficult conversation to have with a teenage lad, but I'd suggest just trying to be alert to it. Keep it casual, keep it light, but try and chat more about what he imagines for himself in the future and look out for signs of hopelessness. If you think something is amiss, try to be pragmatic about it - it's just an illness that needs treating, no different to a nasty rash that he's ignoring or a rotten tooth he refuses to get filled.

It's a horrible situation, but try not to let it get on top of you. Turning things into an adversarial struggle for control will only make things worse, as will piling on the pressure. Ultimately you can't force anyone to make good decisions, but you can show them the consequences of their choices and offer them better alternatives. You can't make him care about his GCSE grades, but you can focus his mind on them being a stepping stone to something better.
>> No. 451795 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 3:29 pm
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>>451789
Maybe he needs to find his thing. Maybe look at local colleges together, see if a more vocational course would be better suited than sixth form and traditional academic subjects. My brother struggled at school, because he just didn't give a fuck about most of the subjects, it was a chore. He scraped a few GCSE passes, and went to college where he found his niche, did very well, and now a couple of years down the line he's at uni and is achieving firsts in pretty much every assignment.
>> No. 451798 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 3:47 pm
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>>451789

Force him to smoke a whole carton of cigarettes.
>> No. 451799 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 3:52 pm
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>>451792
I'll admit that I'm fairly hands off, but that's generally due to a mixture of his mum being more organised than I am and also because I'm not really used to it; my parents just left me to it and his younger sisters are doing well academically and they don't need much steer after laying the groundwork.

I just assumed he'd be like me and be able to get good grades without having to put much effort in, but evidently that's not the case. I'm also mindful of the fact I want him to be mature and responsible rather than molly-coddling him, so I want this to come from him.

>>451794>>451795
I don't believe it's depression. He's not immune to anxiety and teenage angst, but as far as I can tell he's largely apathetic to the consequences of his [in]actions more than anything else. He's had the odd detention for being late to school and sometimes he misses those because he'd rather play in the park with his mates and he isn't bothered whatsoever that the punishment for this is having to have a longer detention. He might sulk for a bit if we take his phone off him, but he largely doesn't care and he doesn't seem to learn because it doesn't stop him doing it again.

I did have a conversation with him about college a few weeks ago. Chances are he'll be going to the sixth-form attached to his school but he hasn't thought too much about what he wants to study for his A levels. He has indicated something to do with computers, but we didn't get to speak with his IT teacher at parents' evening to know how he's getting on. I think that's part because he thinks you can make serious money in IT and part because he wants to be the next Elon Musk I told you he's an edgelord, of course he likes Musk. .

Part of me is tempted to tell him to sack off things like history and put all of his efforts into the subjects he cares about, but I'm wary of sending the message you can give up on things if it's too much like hard work.

I don't think he'd be better suited to the vocational route. He's never shown much aptitude or enthusiasm down that route so far. We did get him a Microbit a couple of years ago to try and encourage him to do a bit of coding, but he never really bothered with it once we left him to it. Maybe we should have gone for a Pi instead.

Thanks, lads.
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30th May 2022
Monday 4:04 pm
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>>451799
>he wants to be the next Elon Musk
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/abortion/what-happens/
Once was enough.
>> No. 451801 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 4:45 pm
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>>451799

>he wants to be the next Elon Musk

That's a really useful starting point. You can sit down together and figure out how someone might go about becoming the next Elon Musk. What did Elon study? What kind of people do his companies employ? What kind of business might be the next Tesla or SpaceX? What skills might you need to work in that business?

>He has indicated something to do with computers

Follow that up with him. Look at the various kinds of jobs that are "something to do with computers" - systems administration, software development, network engineering etc. What do those jobs involve? What kind of skills do they require?

It's a daft and slightly objectionable ambition, but it's also an opportunity to bridge the gap between "stuff you do at school" and "stuff that'll help you to earn a living".

>I don't think he'd be better suited to the vocational route. He's never shown much aptitude or enthusiasm down that route so far.

"Vocational" is a very broad term. If he likes geography, a career in civil engineering or surveying might interest him. There are loads of options, but he'll only find out about them if someone helps him to look.
>> No. 451804 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 6:14 pm
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>>451800
Unlike Elon I imagine he'll grow out of it sooner or later.

>>451801
Next month he has a geographical field trip to the coast, so I'll pick up then what he made of it.

I think I'll pick up a copy of the sixth-form prospectus so I can go through the various options with him.
>> No. 451805 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 7:08 pm
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>>451799

Don't take this the wrong way but you don't sound like you think very highly of him. Exasperation and frustration that he isn't putting the effort into something you know is important for his future, but kids aren't as daft as we tend to think and they pick up on things you might not think they do.

I know I definitely started having similar trouble when I was that age. I'd always done well pretty effortlessly, but I started feeling a lot of hostility and negativity from teachers and, in turn, my parents over the fact I "wasn't trying hard enough". I still made it through with As and Bs across the board, but frankly that soured me on education as a whole and probably had quite a profound effect on my future direction. I went on to drop out of college twice and work a lot of shit jobs before I got things back on track a few years later.

Looking back I see a lot of things that affected me that I'm sure affect a great many young lads at that age, but that were often blind to because we have this very rigid idea of what to expect of a "good kid", and that shapes how we treat them; forgetting entirely what it's like to actually be that age. School is shite and I hated it, I'm sure your lad hates it too. But making him feel pressured will no doubt only propel him into deeper apathy.

Without wanting to sound too self aggrandising I think that has to be a common thing for lads who are naturally bright- If he's intellectually sharp school will be mind numbingly dull for him, and being able to see through the pantomime of it all is very disillusioning, despite not having the life experience to know you just have to play along. Lasses never seem to have this problem because they seem to have much less of a problem doing as they're told, whereas we bring young lads up to be independent and all that; then browbeat them for actually doing so. But anyway that's a whole other sociological chip on my shoulder, I digress.

I remember the career advisers and all that being shite, I didn't know what I wanted to do other than being good at science so I suppose work in a lab. None of the teachers or my parents or anyone could tell me how to actually do that or what careers were viable, what the best unis would be, or any of that. So I was totally apathetic. I was directionless and even when I tried to ask for help I felt like the designated adults were out of their depth too and of no use to me. So I gave up, fuck it, I thought. See where life takes me.

Lo and behold, some fifteen years later, "working in a lab I suppose" is exactly where I've ended up, and I'm doing alright, but it's certainly no thanks to the guidance of my parents or teachers, and I definitely went around the houses to get here. What I'm saying is try cast your mind back to what it was like being his age. Don't give him a hard time for it, try to make him feel like you get it.

Then bribe him by saying you'll get him a car if he gets good grades, so he'll be able to pull lasses and finger them on the back seat.
>> No. 451806 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 7:39 pm
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>>451799
Hardcore history recently had Elon Musk on so there's that. Also a great popular history podcast he can listen to while cleaning those gutters.


>>451805
Maybe I've just read too much Hesse but I think it's just a normal part of growing up to rebel and go off the track. I'm not sure I'd put it as having brains so much as character and that presence of character having difficulty meshing with what is an antiquated system from the industrial era. I mean we all know how odd those people are whose whole life has followed a straight line.

That and some teachers are utter cunts.
>> No. 451807 Anonymous
30th May 2022
Monday 10:12 pm
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>>451805

>Looking back I see a lot of things that affected me that I'm sure affect a great many young lads at that age, but that were often blind to because we have this very rigid idea of what to expect of a "good kid", and that shapes how we treat them; forgetting entirely what it's like to actually be that age. School is shite and I hated it, I'm sure your lad hates it too. But making him feel pressured will no doubt only propel him into deeper apathy.

Seconded. We somehow expect that bright kids should just do what's expected of them without questioning it. Teenagers have pretty good bullshit detectors, but they live lives that are completely saturated with bullshit. I'd have worked a heck of a lot harder at school if someone had taken the time to seriously work through my options for the future, instead of just waffling on about an unspecified course at an unspecified university that'll get me an unspecified good job.
>> No. 451808 Anonymous
31st May 2022
Tuesday 2:56 pm
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>>451807

>Teenagers have pretty good bullshit detectors, but they live lives that are completely saturated with bullshit

Not saying you're wrong, but they also still lack life experience and a few life lessons that often only come to you in your 20s and beyond.

When I was a teenlad, all I wanted to do was party and get laid. And I wanted to be close to my friends from school, so in a booze fuelled haze, I signed up for a Mickey Mouse degree at the local university that allowed me to pursue those two goals. It wasn't until much later and a few semesters into uni when I applied for internships and actually took the time to look at job ads that I realised that my degree would be leaving me next to nowhere. My family pleaded with me for over a week not to quit my degree, because anything would be better than having to explain to future employers that I dropped out. So I stayed in, and then afterwards went on to a graduate degree in economincs. Everybody thinks grad degrees are a piece of piss, but economics isn't. For the first time in my student career, I was faced with absolute monster exams and having to study sleepless nights and spending entire days at the library recapping lectures. It was pretty gruelling, but faced with the prospect of working full time in Nando's instead, I pulled through and finished that degree with very decent marks.

My older brother, on the other hand, knew from about year 10 that he wanted to be a mechanical engineer, and he put all his efforts towards achieving that goal, which he did. He always had a knack for going the straight line from A to B in life, while I've always been more the bumbling kind, although not without eventual success.

I guess the point is, you don't always foresee the consequences of your actions when you just got out of school. Some of it was probably also due to my sheltered middle class upbringing, but sometimes it only really hits you that you should be building a future for yourself when you realise you've messed up so far.
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31st May 2022
Tuesday 3:12 pm
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>>451808

>Not saying you're wrong, but they also still lack life experience and a few life lessons that often only come to you in your 20s and beyond.

Well, that's rather the point, isn't it. It's a dangerous combination to be cynically aware of how much the grown ups are basically always lying to you and manipulating you, but lacking the experience or maturity to do anything sensible about it. The only thing you're naturally inclined to do is rebel- It's about agency, not about outcomes. You know you might be fucking yourself over in the long run, on some level, but what matters is seizing the control over yourself, not being told what to do by somebody else.
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31st May 2022
Tuesday 3:42 pm
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>>451809

>It's a dangerous combination to be cynically aware of how much the grown ups are basically always lying to you and manipulating you, but lacking the experience or maturity to do anything sensible about it.

I guess the real lesson then is that life is one big blag.

Think about it. Most adults go through life playing it by ear and constantly making the most of their own mediocrity. When I was still a wide eyed teenlad, raised by sheltering middle class parents, I often thought "You can't just do that... can you?!" when I saw adults weaseling their way through life. But now, some decades later, I find myself being just the same.
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31st May 2022
Tuesday 5:32 pm
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>>451809

Absolutely, which is why my previous posts have stressed the importance of giving a sense of agency, providing factual information and offering meaningful choices. Teenagers make bad decisions, but they often do that against a background of bad advice and bullshit.

When I was a teenager, nobody gave me any sort of guidance in making those key decisions about my education. You chose your GCSEs, you chose your A-levels, you filled out your UCAS form and that was it. I was told that these qualifications were vitally important, I was under constant pressure to get high grades, but it was totally obvious that it was for their benefit rather than mine. Nobody ever mentioned vocational education, nobody ever talked about the employment prospects or earning power of different degrees, nobody actually had a real conversation with me about what my plans were, the only thing that mattered was getting good grades.

If they only cared about their league table scores, why should I bust my arse for their benefit? I might have been persuaded to care if anyone had actually discussed in real terms what these qualifications meant for me and which really matter, but they didn't. It was all just vague pie in the sky, indistinguishable from all the other bullshit about how important my Record of Achievement was, how much employers respected the Duke of Edinburgh scheme, how I was a representative of the school, about the length of my tie and sitting up straight and earning merit points.

Maybe things have radically changed since I was a young'un, but I doubt it.
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31st May 2022
Tuesday 7:41 pm
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>> No. 451813 Anonymous
31st May 2022
Tuesday 8:18 pm
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>>451812

>I don't know why they changed the grading system, the old one wasn't hard to follow

It'd be embarrassing to introduce an A** grade. Yes, really.
>> No. 451814 Anonymous
1st June 2022
Wednesday 4:53 pm
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Think it's going to rain all Jubilee weekend, ace.
>> No. 451815 Anonymous
1st June 2022
Wednesday 6:38 pm
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My girlfriend bought wholewheat noodles instead of proper ones. They're proper shit.
>> No. 451816 Anonymous
1st June 2022
Wednesday 9:02 pm
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>>451815
Stick with them. I bought some, and at first I hated them, but now I might even prefer them. They're weird, but they benefit from the flavours that my batch-cooked work lunches contain (onions, garlic, hot sauce, possibly coriander or something if I've splashed out that week) and after three weeks of them, going back to normal noodles feels wrong.
>> No. 451817 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 1:50 am
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Fuck the queen, fuck royalty, and fuck all the twats who endorse this nonsense. I'm so fucking tired of hearing about this jubilee shit, I'm so tired of hearing about 'how much the queen has done for this country'. Why is it acceptable to have this level of impartiality in the media? Is it not a political matter? Or does the God given ruler over all of us transcend politics?
>> No. 451818 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 1:55 am
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>>451817
You can go to work tomorrow if you really want to.
>> No. 451819 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 7:48 am
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>>451817
You can not consume media if you really want to.
>> No. 451820 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 8:09 am
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I quite liked the early days of the first lockdown when it seemed like people had realised celebrity drama was a load of pointless bullshit that they could do without. The Johnny Depp - Amber Heard trial shows that was only a pipedream.
>> No. 451821 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 11:02 am
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>>451817
I have so far watched the film Planes all the way through on BBC2. Apparently it is critically despised, but I don't think it's worse than your average children's film. It's certainly better than I expected.

>>451820
The worrying thing is if everyone forgets the details of the trial and decides Johnny Depp isn't clearly a mental freak. The pair of them are clearly unstable enough to section, with Amber Heard being slightly more deluded and dangerous than he is. But I hope neither of them ever get more than a cameo ever again. I could see Amber Heard popping up as someone's girlfriend in a sitcom, with a knowing wink that we all know she's apeshit, but Hollywood needs to replace them both like Kevin Spacey. I never want to see either of them again.
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2nd June 2022
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>>451821

Amber Heard has already run her mouth off on social media that it's a sad day for women, and that her freedom of speech was curtailed, yada yada yada. And that it'll make it harder for other victims to come forward.

Little caveat there - spreading what an independent jury has concluded were falsehoods about a person isn't freedom of speech. Not in America, or most other places. That's libel. And it was then Amber Heard herself who has made it harder for other victims of violence to be taken seriously.

I agree that they're both unstable nutcases. Not certified crazy like somebody like Tom Cruise, but still less than sane.



Just thought I'd get on my soap box for a bit
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2nd June 2022
Thursday 12:44 pm
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>>451822

I loved the part where she said "if all the mountains of evidence weren't enough, what message does that send?" or words to that effect.

Yeah, it doesn't help when half that evidence was literally made the fuck up, does it, love.
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2nd June 2022
Thursday 1:01 pm
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>>451821
>The worrying thing is if everyone forgets the details of the trial

Now let us know what you think of Depp losing here given what we know.
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2nd June 2022
Thursday 2:00 pm
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>>451823

>Yeah, it doesn't help when half that evidence was literally made the fuck up, does it, love.

I guess with her, it's been all about riding the victim train.

And it's also that old thing that "no victim would make up stories". Well, no, quite probably not, but that doesn't preclude non-victims from making up their own victim stories.

A point which I once put to a fisherperson who was arguing along those lines, which quite predictably got her fuming.
>> No. 451826 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 2:24 pm
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Even though I think he is the less bad of the two, I think Johnny Depp should have lost. Platforming a story where the rhetoric is "woman lies about abuse" sets a dangerous precedent, and counters the "listen and believe" philosophy we should use when a woman is reporting an abuser. Depp's win will only create anti-female-domestic-abuse-victim sentiment, and countless more women will die.
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2nd June 2022
Thursday 2:25 pm
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>>451826
To add, when OJ Simpson did his murder, every knew he did it, but to send him down would create anti-black sentiment which is not conducive to a functioning society.
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2nd June 2022
Thursday 2:54 pm
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>>451826
What if not everything boils down to gender and the reality is actually its own abuser/abused against another with one being a pathological liar who started the whole case by trying to use #Metoo to boost their career?

>counters the "listen and believe" philosophy we should use when a woman is reporting an abuser

Fuck right off with that even if you're just trying to get peoples goat. It has been discussed enough times why a 'all women are telling the truth' logic is a horrifically bad idea.
>> No. 451829 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 3:12 pm
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>>451827
Your juvenile attemps at trolling people to tears will likely sucker many of our number, but I would like to go on record as stating that I was not one of them.
>> No. 451830 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 3:44 pm
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I went through Hebden Bridge today. Loads of women in dungarees.
>> No. 451832 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 4:33 pm
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>>451830

Lesbian capital of Britain m8. At least the light side of the valley is, the dark side is all heroin and despair. "Light side" and "dark side" isn't figurative, by the way.
>> No. 451833 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 6:06 pm
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>>451826
I understand and even partly agree with your point, but it's not Johnny Depp's fault his ex-wife had terrible lawyers. It might be his fault that every minute detail of the trial was reported in the media every day, but I suspect that was Amber Heard's fault too. Perhaps she thought they would never take his side, after the past decade and a bit of hardcore wokeness from that same media.

I wonder if Amber Heard's legal team will get more customers now. From what I saw of the trial, I bloody hope not because they were atrocious, but they did get to be on TV a lot so that's lots of free publicity. If Amber Heard really wanted to strike a blow for social justice, she should have taken the free lawyer that you get if you can't afford one of your own. Those lawyers are so overstretched that they effectively exist to arrange your plea bargain and immediately move on to the next broke defendant, which results in countless miscarriages of justice against society's poorest people. Amber Heard could have shone a light on this and opened people's eyes. But she didn't. Bitch.
>> No. 451834 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 8:39 pm
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>>451832
Is the shit side Sowerby Bridge?
>> No. 451835 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 8:48 pm
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I saw a 40something lad wearing a tartan kilt and a stained dark T shirt and jelly sandals, with long grey dreadlocks in Lidl tonight. His body odour hit me from six feet away, a mix of ten days without a shower and cigarettes and stale beer. He looked like a Scottish Lebowski gone wrong.

This neighbourhood is slipping.
>> No. 451836 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 8:52 pm
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>>451835

Rob Chapman off of Andertons?
>> No. 451837 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 9:17 pm
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>>451834

Sowerby Bridge is several miles away.

Hebden Bridge was a mill town whose main employer was the asbestos factory at Acre Mill. It fell into post-industrial decline, then started to become gentrified after a bunch of hippies started squatting there in the late 70s. It became a popular commuter town in the early 90s due to the easy journey into Manchester or Leeds on the train and the charm brought by the hippies. Unfortunately for the locals, the hippies also brought massive amounts of drugs.

The town is in a remarkably steep valley, leaving about half the houses in near-permanent shade. When the young professionals started moving in and pushing up rents, the locals moved to the cheaper houses on the shaded side of the valley. That process created a slightly eerie physical divide - on one side organic pet food shops and crystal healing, on the other charity shops and needle exchanges, all clearly delineated by sunlight.
>> No. 451838 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 9:22 pm
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>>451837
>Unfortunately for the locals, the hippies also brought massive amounts of drugs
You mean "fortunately" surely?
>> No. 451839 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 9:24 pm
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>>451833

It's hard to attract good lawyers and good expert witnesses when the client is a lunatic and their case is a tissue of lies. I have no doubt that a lot of very good lawyers told her not to bother, but she eventually found a team who were willing to endure the public humiliation.
>> No. 451840 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 9:24 pm
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>>451837
Yorkshire becomes more and more terrifying with every new revelation.
>> No. 451841 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 9:25 pm
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>>451839
>It's hard to attract good lawyers and good expert witnesses when the client is a lunatic and their case is a tissue of lies.
You're a very naive individual.
>> No. 451842 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 9:26 pm
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>>451838

For those who survived, perhaps. When you suddenly introduce heroin to a run-down town that's dealing with long-term unemployment and the collective trauma of rampant mesothelioma, bad things happen.
>> No. 451843 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 9:32 pm
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>>451841

OK then, thank you for your insightful and incisive comment. Consider me thoroughly chastened. I naively believed that skilled lawyers would be reluctant to take on an unwinnable and very public case, but apparently that's like catnip to the world's brightest legal minds.
>> No. 451844 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 9:48 pm
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>>451843
>I naively believed that skilled lawyers would be reluctant to take on an unwinnable and very public case
Why wouldn't they take on a case from a wealthy client that they'll get paid for no matter what happens? Imagine whoever's running that firm now. "It was a seemingly unwinnable case, but we took it on and turned it around and won one of the client's claims."

If anything, they're probably only mildly annoyed that she wasn't entirely truthful with them.
>> No. 451845 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 10:30 pm
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>>451844

Not even that. If I was a lawyer and I was approached by a client like that I'd consider it as close to a literal win/win scenario as you can get. No harm to your reputation because it's obviously unwinnable, no real effort needed because, well, it's obviously unwinnable. You just have to go through the motions, which by the looks of it is exactly what they did.
>> No. 451846 Anonymous
2nd June 2022
Thursday 10:59 pm
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>>451845
Exactly. And American lawyers do that precisely because many of them sincerely believe in the right to a zealous defence. "Someone's got to take this case, so it might as well be us."

Plus, the whole thing will have probably involved the firm she usually uses at some point, who would do it simply to retain her as a client for ongoing business. Lawyers don't lose reputation for losing unless they actually do something wrong.
>> No. 451847 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 12:03 am
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My faith in Freeview TV has dwindled considerably of late, but I've gone up to the radio stations and I have to say: BBC Radio 3 can be pretty delightful. They've got an ambient music show on right now, playing weird beeps and occasional honking as I go about my evening. It even tells you what you're listening to on the TV screen; I am currently listening to Youth Landscapers Collective - Hive, in which two people hum over vague animal noises.
>> No. 451848 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 12:15 am
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I keep getting deeper down the rabbit hole that is the myth of reincarnation the last couple of days.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07Xc9Q0BVo

Are these stories all fabricated, or is there actually a grain of truth to them? There are respected scientists in the fields of drugs and psychiatry who have compiled volumes of thoroughly fact checked accounts by young children in particular remembering what appears to be an actual previous life they lived.

The obvious rebuttal would be that their parents just told them stories and details about a dead person off the Internet that those children were then told to repeat in an attempt to gain publicity, but in the cases where the childrens' accounts were detailed enough to lead to an actual person, that dead person was almost always somebody who had lived a life in complete obscurity and was verifiably unknown to the child or the parents, in any case with no public record on the Internet.

I keep trying to think of a way to reasonably dismiss it as just the usual paranormal shenanigans, but there just doesn't seem to be one.
>> No. 451849 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 12:31 am
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>>451848

My take would be that it's just human pattern recognition tricking us into making associations that aren't necessarily there, similar to how we'll recognise faces in all sorts of things. It's just how our brains are wired. Similar to that thing where "psychics" cold read a person, what we're doing in stuff like this is not so much joining the dots as looking for the dots that are already joined, and either consciously or not, ignoring the conflicting ones.

I'm not a total sceptic to stuff like this, and especially during my time dabbling (quite heavily) in psychedelic drugs I have had thoughts along similar lines. But what always occurs to the more rational part of my mind is that of course you're going to have feelings like that when you've got a brain full of acid or psilocybin- Those drugs work precisely by enhancing your normal pattern recognition, enhancing neuroplasticity, and encouraging you to join dots that you might not otherwise.

Without wanting to sound too dour about it it depresses me how many people will go through a bit of a hippy phase, take a load of psychedelics, and then dive head first into bollocks new age spirituality stuff because they were "enlightened" on their experience- Of course you fucking were, you daft twat, you were tripping your fucking balls off. You literally took a drug for the sole purpose of achieving that state of mind, and now you think it was actually because the universal consciousness spoke directly to you?

Anyway that's a bit of a tangent but I do find it difficult to wrestle philosophically with the question of how a consciousness comes into being from nothing, and what astronomical pot luck it is that "you" ended up being a consciousness that exists here in 2022 in Great Britain, and not 200,000 years ago in Ugg Valley, or 4,000 years in the future in New Beeston on one of Neptune's moons. The idea of some greater gestalt underlying all of it seems to come back up again and again.
>> No. 451850 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 12:56 am
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>>451849

The glib, rather unromantic take on consciousness and self awareness is obviously that the human brain is just so highly evolved that self awareness is just a function or a byproduct of our brains being evolution's crowning achievement. That in a way, a sufficient brain size and neuron density will inevitably lead to consciousness that separates primates like us from slugs.

But I sometimes wonder if we're really the only ones that are self aware. For example, today I was sitting in the back garden watching birds eat the seeds that I put out for them in the feeding station every day. At some point I happened to have to sneeze loudly, which startled a feeding pigeon which then flew to a tree branch nearby and kept watching me closely for minutes to make out if I was a threat or if it could fly back to the feeder safely. It was really fascinating.

If human reincarnation really exists, then it kind of has even more profound implications than an answer to the question if there is other intelligent life in the Universe. And in a way, it also makes saving the planet many times more important out of sheer self interest, because it means we're not just going to pass the planet on to our children, but also to our own future selves.
>> No. 451851 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 1:12 am
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Here's another video that sheds light on the scientific evidence. It's really stunning in its own way. A team of highly respected psychiatrists at a leading university have examined 2,500 reported cases and did their best subjecting those cases to all possible scientific scrutiny, with the result that reincarnation could well exist and be as real as anything. They found no way to reasonably disprove all those cases in principle.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGw0GH5QDw0
>> No. 451852 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 1:15 am
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>>451850
>we're not just going to pass the planet on to our children, but also to our own future selves.
That reminds me of this cool video. I think it's based on a story from somewhere else, but this video is the one I always watch:

>> No. 451853 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 1:24 am
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>>451848

In Buddhism, we regard the precise workings of karma (and by extension reincarnation) as imponderable. We do not believe in a permanent and unchanging self, which rules out many popular explanations of reincarnation. You can't come back in the next life per se, because there is no you to come back - just a succession of yous that are constantly changing in this life, imperceptibly dying and being reborn with each breath.

Every cell in your body is replaced at least every seven years, making you a living Ship of Theseus; by the same token, every atom in your body was once part of a tree or a puddle or a star. You eat a piece of bread, you metabolise the carbohydrates, you exhale the carbon dioxide and piss out the water, some of which might form the carbohydrates in an ear of wheat. You inherited genes from your parents, your experiences of other people shaped your character, and in turn your behaviour will shape other people in ways that are inherently unpredictable. We might not have a soul that reappears in some new body, but we exist as part of a constantly changing continuum of life.

Hindus do believe in a soul ("atman"), but I don't know enough about their theology to comment.
>> No. 451854 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 11:34 am
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>>451853

>You can't come back in the next life per se, because there is no you to come back - just a succession of yous that are constantly changing in this life, imperceptibly dying and being reborn with each breath.

It's worth speculating that maybe the whole point of being reborn is that your soul, spirit, or whatever else immortal entity you may posess goes through learning experiences.

One of my exes was all into that kind of stuff, she believed in angels, reiki, and reincarnation, and although most of what she kept blabbering about was complete bollocks to any level-headed observer, she believed that our current earthly existence was just one in a potentially endless series of recurring incarnations. Her belief was that once your soul had left one body, you got to choose who you'd come back as, you'd get to see that new person's whole life before you into the future, and then decide to become that person because of the learning experiences that your physical existence as them would offer you.

It was all a bit much, but who knows.
>> No. 451855 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 2:57 pm
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>>451853

Buddhism is pretty cool. I've always been interested in it but only know the basics. Do you have any recommended beginner reading to get a better understanding of it all?

The stuff I do know mostly comes from listening to Alan Watts. If you know of anything that's as pleasurable to read as listening to him talk that would be good.
>> No. 451856 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 5:29 pm
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>>451855

Buddhism is a bit like learning to drive - you need to know the theory, but it's pointless unless you go out and practice.

IMO the clearest overview of the various traditions and philosophies within Buddhism is Buddhist Thought by Paul Williams (link below). With that said, I think that to experience Buddhism you have to get stuck in and meditate; meditation is what allows you to make sense of the theory and the theory allows you to make sense of meditation. Get your head around the Four Noble Truths, the Eightfold Path and the concepts of Dukkha, Anicca and Anatta, but don't get too hung up on the finer theoretical points.

If at all possible, find a local Buddhist group (sangha) to get involved with. Failing that, have a go at some Buddhist guided meditations and listen to some dhamma talks on Youtube. Avoid Triratna and the Diamond Way, because they're cults that ride on the coat-tails of Buddhism.

There's a huge amount of diversity in how Buddhism is practised around the world because of a concept called upaya ("skilful means"). Good Buddhist teaching adapts to the local culture and meets the student half way, so every Buddhist tradition reflects the context in which it developed. The Theravada tradition (practised in Thailand, Cambodia, Myanmar and Sri Lanka) is probably the least weird. The Tibetan tradition is the most weird, with the Mahayana tradition (practised in China, Japan, Korea and Vietnam) lying somewhere in the middle.

I'm part of the Thai Forest Tradition, which is a slightly old-fashioned but very no-nonsense working class tradition - we do like a big gold Buddha statue, but our monks swear and take the piss out of themselves.

https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=E25148F3DCC525727DBCECE225EB1A4B
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Buddhist-Thought-Second-Paul-Williams/dp/0415571790/

https://www.youtube.com/c/BuddhistSocietyWA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIW229Hx4MOF_ahakA67EA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/c/AmaravatiBuddhistMonastery/videos
>> No. 451857 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 6:31 pm
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>>451854
>you got to choose who you'd come back as, you'd get to see that new person's whole life before you into the future, and then decide to become that person because of the learning experiences that your physical existence as them would offer you.

Who would choose to be, say, a baby that died in childbirth? Or a mass murderer that spends 60 years in prison? Or, well, me?
>> No. 451859 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 7:24 pm
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>>451857

If, for argument's sake, you can really be reborn as many times as you like, then what does it matter if you die during birth one time or if you spend 60 years in prison another time. In the greater scheme of things, both will be entirely insignificant.
>> No. 451860 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
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A guy who does two chicks at the same time, man.
>> No. 451861 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 9:01 pm
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So Kunt's song about Prince Andrew got to Number 20, but was also the biggest selling song of last week according to the charts. Apparently the 19 songs in front had more streams. Apparently.
>> No. 451862 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 9:04 pm
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>>451861

They included streams in the official charts specifically because nobody actually buys singles any more, so the chart had become a farce of buying-in and publicity stunts.
>> No. 451863 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 9:56 pm
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>>451862
In fairness before they started including streams the Top 40 was FUBAR. In 2016 there was something like 11 number one records for the whole year.
>> No. 451864 Anonymous
4th June 2022
Saturday 3:30 pm
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Something's stinking out my fridge and I don't know what. I threw away all the rotten veg in the drawer, but everything that comes out of the fridge has a bad smell. It could be the kimchi but that's in a jar which I assume is airtight. It made a can of Coke smell bad which ruined the drinking experience.
>> No. 451865 Anonymous
4th June 2022
Saturday 4:16 pm
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>>451864

Ice in the fridge can absorb smells, I've found. You may need to defrost and clean it.
>> No. 451866 Anonymous
4th June 2022
Saturday 7:00 pm
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When it's at that point, your best bet is cleaning the whole inside of your fridge with chlorine bleach. Get a bottle of Dettol Mold & Mildew and a kitchen sponge and get scrubbing. Be sure to rinse with plenty of water though afterwards, because the chlorine smell itself can seep into foods inside the fridge.
>> No. 451903 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 10:58 am
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About three times in the past week I've heard someone walk down my path and open my letterbox, but nothing has been posted through and I've not seen anyone walk back down the path.
>> No. 451904 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 1:18 pm
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>>451903
Have you checked to see whether or not you have several people living in your letterbox?
>> No. 451906 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 8:09 pm
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>>451864
Do you have al little drain hole in the bottom of the fridge, leads to a little tray usually tucked in at the rear side at the bottom. That can get pretty wretched over time.
>> No. 451910 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 10:59 pm
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HR from a job contacted me about roles that got canned because of the pandemic. They asked for an up to date CV which I sent but upon checking two weeks later as I went to follow up it seems it didn't send and got bounced back.

It's a dream opportunity but now I look incompetent.

Can I still follow up? What do I say? Sorry my email didn't send, trying again? I've literally never had this happen and now it's a few weeks later.
>> No. 451912 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 11:07 pm
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>>451910
What do you have to lose if you do, are they going to not-hire you harder?

I'd gamble and innocently ask when you will hear back from them on the CV you sent the other week. If there are roles still open (giggidy) they will email you back embarrassed and assuming that they lost it on their side.
>> No. 451913 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 11:22 pm
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>>451910
> I went to follow up it seems it didn't send and got bounced back.

Why did it bounce, and how long has it been? You mention "two weeks" and "a few weeks", if it's just the former then that's a reasonble time to claim you were waiting for a response and only just noticed something went wrong.

Unless you're literally applying to be a mail server admin you do not look incompetent and you absolutely can and should follow up, particularly since they reached out first (unless it's a recruitment agency, in which case they're almost — but not quite — as scummy as estate agents. If it's for an estate agent job, then god help you). Mistakes happen, and while perhaps not your best foot forward pretend it's being 3 minutes late to an in-person interview. Not great, but if that is really the deciding factor you may want to examine if it really was a "dream opportunity".
>> No. 451916 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 11:51 pm
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>>451912
Fair point, thanks.

>>451913
Thanks, definitely not mail server admin. It's just over two weeks , just.

Not sure tvh why, never had the message before, just seems to have got caught and said undeliverable but annoyingly Gmail seems to have threaded it to the chain so it didn't stick out until I revisited to follow up.

Do I just admit it was an it glitch or should I say something more elaborate ? Fucking annoying thing to happen either way but thanks lads for the help
>> No. 451918 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 12:15 am
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>>451916
You're caging, why did Gmail stall the message? It might be trying to save you from a scam. But if in doubt...

...blame Gmail. Tell them "I thought this reached you, but in case it didn't" in terms you think appropriate for the employer. Don't admit fault, and don't blame them. Unless it was a real, proper, bona fide, unmistakable dunce moment do not even mention that you may have made a mistake. You still have every chance, and the worst they can say is.... well, nothing, but a close second is no. All the more reason to try again.
>> No. 451921 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 12:58 am
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You can put beer instead of wine in French onion soup, right, Cheflads? Obviously you can't, you can barely make it last long enough to put it in the fridge, but can I?
>> No. 451922 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 1:21 am
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>>451921
French onion soup is all about boiling and acaramelising the onions (that means keeping them aropudn 80C without boilding), whatever you use to keep them at temperature is fine, be it beer, wine, cognac, vodka, whatever[/b].) It all adds your skill and flavour.
>> No. 451928 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 10:17 am
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ORDERED A BOOK FROM EBAY AND THERE'S A FUCKING PUBE IN IT.
>> No. 451929 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 10:21 am
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>>451928
Maybe it's from a sexy clever lady, dw.
>> No. 451930 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 10:27 am
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>>451929
It is a book more aimed at women, The Mermaid by Christina Henry, so it could be one using a pube to mark out a particular passage that gives her the fanny flutters.
>> No. 451932 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 7:03 pm
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Just had this email from a company I did work for. This seems incredibly racist.
>> No. 451933 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 7:10 pm
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>>451932
That's just how Americans think.
>> No. 451934 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 8:07 pm
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>>451932
I wish they wouldn't politicise correct grammar. I already mumble most of the words to Forgot About Dre even when I know them; the only way I can be more supportive of black people is by shooting some racist police, which these wet hippies seem depressingly unwilling to do. Pussies.
>> No. 451944 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 12:27 pm
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Told myself I'm going to the cinema today, but I don't want to. I want to be at home, but that's not allowed apparently, according to me. God, I hate the 21st century, if I didn't expect everything to get even worse for no good reason I'd ask for a do over a couple of centuries down the line.
>> No. 451945 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 2:14 pm
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>>451932
I remember a time when people thought America was cool instead of it being the chief exporter of everything wrong in the world today.
>> No. 451946 Anonymous
9th June 2022
Thursday 2:47 pm
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>>451945
Are you sure that wasn't just a case of you going from a child to an adult?

Then again, the George Floyd business showed that many here love to LARP as Americans and pretend that we have the same cultural problems.
>> No. 451948 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 9:42 am
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Is it possible to make yourself sweat? I've been for a haircut this morning and I was mindful that my forehead was a bit sweaty, but the more I thought about it the more I could feel beads forming and the worse it got.

They've put their prices up by a quid and I'm fairly certain they'd gone up by a quid the last time I went as well.
>> No. 451949 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 10:10 am
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>>451948
I can imagine your bodyheat would rise being draped in that blanket thing indoors and having someone very near you for 30 odd minutes.
>> No. 451950 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 10:14 am
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>>451948
It means you're in gay love with your barber.
>> No. 451951 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 11:28 am
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My fan is reading as 29 degrees in my flat and it's only June. I fear I may not survive the summer.

>>451948
Your inner father is beginning leap out of the body in outrage over cost. The only way to cure this malady is to calm him down by watching the horse races, Clarkson and various 'manly' movies of the 60s and 70s such as James Bond and the Italian Job.

That and you're getting nervous over your bodies response which is triggering your bodies fight or flight response in a vicious cycle, like your hairdresser is the popular girl in school who is way out of your league.
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10th June 2022
Friday 11:57 am
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>>451949
This was sweating pretty much from the off. All I'd really done before then was walk to the cash machine and have a quick look around the market.

I don't think my short on top with a #2 back and sides takes anywhere near half an hour.

>>451951
She wasn't that fit, plus she kept trying to start conversation with me and that's not what I go for a hair cut for.

Might see if there's an Audie Murphy war film on one of those weary Freeview channels.
>> No. 451953 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 4:09 pm
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Eating this year's first strawberries from the back garden at the moment. Absolutely delish.
>> No. 451954 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 4:57 pm
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Why do ambulance staff get abused so much? What are they turning up to for that to happen? I'd have thought if you call the ambulance you'd be happy when they turn up.
>> No. 451955 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 5:19 pm
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>>451954
Lots of unchecked mentalism about.
>> No. 451956 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 5:33 pm
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>>451954

Often the reason someone needs an ambulance in the first place is to do with a domestic row or pub brawl or something like htat, which is messy to get involved with at the very best of times; but it's their job to do it. Ideally they'd have the coppers there first to make sure it's calmed down and safe but that's just not how it works.
>> No. 451957 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 5:46 pm
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>>451953
>Absolutely delish.

Sometimes I think the house style of .gs must be 'Beano comic'.
>> No. 451958 Anonymous
10th June 2022
Friday 8:07 pm
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>>451948
Out of curiosity, are you diabetic? And how old are you? When I was about 20, I got hyperhydrosis, the medical problem where you sweat too much, and apparently it's very common for that to happen if you are diabetic and around that age.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/excessive-sweating-hyperhidrosis/
https://hyperhidrosisuk.org

The bad news is, if this has never happened before, you're going to have it forever. The good news is, fuck it, it's just a bit nasty and otherwise it's fine.
>> No. 451959 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 2:44 am
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I had a nap from about 8ish until half 10 and now I can't sleep, even though my body feels completely drained.
>> No. 451960 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 12:56 pm
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House where I used to live as a student has been renovated, managed to find it online and have a look. It's weird really, it's done to a high standard, but it's so soulless. Some of the best times of my life were in that house, and it's all gone. Obviously the world moves on, but I dwell on it, that the last time I was happy was at the house, back in 2016. I am very much stuck in the past all the time, and don't know how to let go of shit like this. Maybe because I've got fuck all going on nowadays I take refuge in the past when I had a purpose.
>> No. 451961 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 3:49 pm
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>>451960
Considered taking this to /emo/ m8? We can life coach you and try to understand why you miss being a filthy dossing student.
>> No. 451962 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 7:44 pm
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>>451961
Are you trying to therapize me?
>> No. 451963 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 7:57 pm
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>>451960

The hospital where I was born got converted into a block of luxury flats, of all things, a few years ago. It gave me sort of a sinking feeling, because it's not far from where I lived most of my life, and passing it always gave me a sense that that's where it all began. Now that building is occupied by rich tossers who probably never give something like that a thought at all while sipping their £30 red wine at night.
>> No. 451964 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 9:17 pm
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>>451963

>The hospital where I was born got converted into a block of luxury flats, of all things, a few years ago. It gave me sort of a sinking feeling

The school I went to was a listed building that was raised to the ground, for social housing for dossers and migrants, a few years ago. It gave me sort of a sinking feeling
>> No. 451965 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 9:27 pm
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>>451964
I find it hard to believe that you went to a subterranean school.
>> No. 451966 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 10:03 pm
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>>451965
The only reason any ever uses the word "raze" is in the vain hope that someone will think they said "raise" and they can smugly correct them. There is no reason, of all the words to mean flatten/demolish/knock down/destroy, to pick the one that is a homophone for its antonym. They must be delighted that they have finally, finally snared someone. Perhaps society can now move on and use a more normal word.
>> No. 451967 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 10:16 pm
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>>451965
It's becoming more common. You can get a deeper understanding.
>> No. 451970 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 1:02 am
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>>451966

>the one that is a homophone for its antonym.

Wait till someone uses the word inflammable.


>The school I went to was a listed building

In my mum's small town where she grew up, there is an old listed 19th century schoolhouse where she went to school as a lilun. The school got closed a long time ago, and the building, a typical smallish-but-not-really-small village schoolhouse, was bought by a sculptor who uses it as his living quarters and his workshop. Apparently, the local council was glad that somebody took it off their hands, it had been empty and disused for a long time and frequented by vagrants and other shady folk.
>> No. 451977 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 4:57 pm
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I'm thinking of doing a training 'bootcamp' for some IT thing. They offer a vastly reduced price for 'women in tech'. What is stopping me from just saying I'm a woman/a evangelist christian korean youtuber? Legitimate question.
>> No. 451978 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 5:51 pm
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>>451977
I suspect nothing. I paid for a probably similar training course several years ago, and they love to offer utterly random discounts because what they're offering isn't really worth even 1/10 of what they usually charge. I have seen them advertised online with price offers like "97% off!" and even more than that sometimes. So you'll probably get the women's discount if you just ask.
>> No. 452005 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 10:45 am
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Are robotic vacuums any good? Would it be cheaper to hire a cleaner? Looking online there's a few variants on offer and I'm much too lazy to clean.
>> No. 452008 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 11:26 am
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>>452005
Robotic hoover will be cheaper in the long run but it won't do anything like as many things as a cleaner can.
>> No. 452009 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 2:35 pm
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>>452005

It's a pet that cleans up for you.

Don't get one if you have an actual pet, because one day you'll come home to find a geometric pattern of shit smeared across the carpet.
>> No. 452010 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 4:28 pm
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>>452005

Get a Ukrainian.
>> No. 452011 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 4:47 pm
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The jumper I bought on a whim today was from a brand called "Missguided" despite being in the men's section. I didn't notice this until I was home. I tried it on anyway and it makes me look like a wormy alien man, such is the manner in which it clings to me.
>> No. 452012 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 6:14 pm
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>>452011

You're lucky it arrived at all:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61638913
>> No. 452013 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 6:16 pm
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>>452012
I'm assuming he wasn't buying from them direct...

My guess would be Asda.
>> No. 452014 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 7:56 pm
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My phone decided to show me a series of lovely photos from June of 2020, where all I did was garden and kayak. Is it wrong to pine for a global pandemic?
>> No. 452015 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 8:12 pm
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>>452014
I do miss the empty roads. Joyful driving.
>> No. 452016 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 8:26 pm
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>>452012
Au contraire, it had rocked up in TKMaxx. Fortunately it cost me a grand total of eight quid, and now I know why.

>>452013
Does Asda stock clothes from brands that aren't it's own? The only thing I've ever bought from them is underpants.
>> No. 452017 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 8:57 pm
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>>452014
I remember most of my friends talking about how much happier they were while they were all furloughed, and I knew they weren't out partying without me for once, and everyone discovered the joys of staying at home and emotional insecurity largely disappeared from society.

Now we're in the awful memory-hole stage, where whenever someone mentions holidays, or music festivals, or anything like that on TV, the TV presenter always has to hastily add, "...after the terrible couple of years we've all suffered through", as though now isn't undeniably worse than then was.
>> No. 452020 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 9:47 pm
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>>452017

The pandemic was actually the one period of time where I didn't feel bad about having become quite a recluse the last couple of years. I wouldn't call myself a shut in, but my social life even before the pandemic started was far from what it used to be just a few years ago. Some of it is simply down to age, but even in your 40s, you can be out having a drink now and then or doing stuff on weekends with friends.

In a way, the lockdowns were a great equaliser, where it didn't really matter what kind of party animal you were before, you were stuck at home on a nice evening just like everybody else.

And now with all of that behind us, I'm starting to feel bad again about not having much of a social life. Maybe somewhere in the back of my head, I was even hoping that monkeypox would turn out to be just as bad.
>> No. 452026 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 10:41 pm
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>I'm starting to feel bad again about not having much of a social life. Maybe somewhere in the back of my head, I was even hoping that monkeypox would turn out to be just as bad.
Start going to gay orgies. Two birds, one stone and all that. Well, more like no birds, eighteen stone, actually.
>> No. 452027 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 10:45 pm
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>>452020
>And now with all of that behind us, I'm starting to feel bad again about not having much of a social life. Maybe somewhere in the back of my head, I was even hoping that monkeypox would turn out to be just as bad.

I respect your honesty there. Personally I think it explains a lot of the people who are (or were - surely even those people have calmed down now) calling for WFH forever, more restrictions etc.
>> No. 452028 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 10:48 pm
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>>452027
>calling for WFH forever, more restrictions etc.
Now, you see, this I don't like. Because what you've done there is really sneaky and unpleasant, in the way you've conflated two different things. The former of which is a brilliant opportunity to turn back the tide of mindnumbing corporate tedium, and the latter of which was a horrible necessity in a time of abject crisis.
>> No. 452029 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 1:20 am
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>>452014
I remember one of the spring/summers spent playing Hollow Knight around work and watching the old tv shows I missed growing up. Maybe not the most productive lockdown but I certainly had a nice lifestyle of long-walks, takeaways twice a month and a lot more independence at work to get the fucking job done with a fair amount of slack to get side quests done too. I didn't have to worry about the trains and the airports didn't matter.

The latter probably underscores the problem, we've gone out of lockdown into a European War, ruinous debt and economic uncertainty, high inflation, our savings have shit the bed and we're all generally being pushed harder with no real end in sight for our woes. It reminds me a lot of the aftermath of the Great War if you let me be a little melodramatic about it, society went through something and now those in power are just putting us back in our place while we all know inside that a time of prosperity ended 2019 and now we've got to face some very tough years.
>> No. 452030 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 1:25 am
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>>452020
The problem with orangubollocks is that I can easily see us just ignoring it even if it was tearing through the population. Like we're probably doing with covid now that nobody is testing, using the apps or even being advised to stay home when they've been in contact with it.
>> No. 452031 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 2:50 am
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>>452030

We can ignore COVID now, because although the vaccine is pretty useless at stopping the spread of the disease, it's fantastically effective at preventing severe illness.

Orangubollocks only spreads through close physical contact and only causes relatively mild illness, so it's nowhere near as serious. We already have an effective vaccine, but it's not really worth bothering with. If you're immunosuppressed and could get seriously ill from a relatively minor infection, it's quite easy to avoid rubbing your naked body against the naked bodies of people with open sores.

Orangubollocks is still mostly confined to the gay community and isn't likely to spread much further. It's basically chicken pox for bumders.

>>452029

>It reminds me a lot of the aftermath of the Great War if you let me be a little melodramatic about it

To be fair, most of the welfare state was built in the immediate aftermath of the Great War. It could be argued that a lot of it was motivated by the fact that malnutrition and disease had seriously affected our ability to conscript enough fit men, but I think Lloyd George was fairly sincere. By contrast, "build back better" is just a vapid slogan; I don't think that Boris is the malevolent agent of an establishment conspiracy (I'd be pretty disappointed in the establishment if he was the best they could manage), I just think he's dim and feckless and lazy.

I think our current problem is mostly one of complacency. Decades without a major war or pandemic lulled us into a false sense of security that those sorts of things didn't happen any more. People did all sorts of daft things out of frustration that things weren't getting better, but nobody took seriously the possibility that things could get suddenly and severely worse. I don't imagine that we would have seen Corbyn or Johnson become party leaders if we knew that COVID was just around the corner, but we're always at risk of some crisis or other.

A lot of the people who describe the current oil prices as "unprecedented" are old enough to remember the 1973 and 1979 oil crises, but they haven't connected that memory with the present. They remember the three day week, they remember when inflation hit 25%, but somehow they convinced themselves that those events were one-offs.

The counter tendency (possibly a psychological defence mechanism) is to imagine that every crisis is the beginning of the end. At the start of the COVID pandemic, some people had convinced themselves that everyone was going to die even though it was clear that the mortality rate was no higher than 1%. If you tell yourself that everything is fucked and the end is nigh, you don't have to think about the aftermath.

If we remember anything from COVID, I hope it's the fact that disasters tend to creep up on you and tend to be very boring. At the start of the Great War people said that we'd be home for Christmas, the first nine months of the Second World War were dubbed the phoney war. World-changing events rarely announce themselves with fireworks and a light show, they don't follow a convenient narrative arc, they just sort of happen. Even in the midst of a terrible crisis, most of us will spend most of our time doing the tedious work everyday living. Soldiers in the trenches spent months cleaning their boots and digging latrines and writing letters home, with those months of tedium being only occasionally punctuated by abject horror.
>> No. 452039 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 10:47 am
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>We can ignore COVID now, because although the vaccine is pretty useless at stopping the spread of the disease, it's fantastically effective at preventing severe illness.

Can you show me any scentific evidence that the vaccine gives 100% prevention of post-infection Long COVID?
>> No. 452040 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 11:21 am
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Surely you're not this stupid? Why would they need to provide evidence for a claim *you* just made?

Can you show me any scientific evidence that you're not an orangutan?
>> No. 452041 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 11:46 am
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>>452031

>At the start of the COVID pandemic, some people had convinced themselves that everyone was going to die even though it was clear that the mortality rate was no higher than 1%.

That wasn't exactly unclear, even in the beginning. It was somewhat known from previous coronavirus pandemics that were confined to Asia how dangerous SARS-CoV-2 could be. And that it wasn't going to be another bubonic plague.

A lot of the hysteria was down to it being a new disease where there wasn't much data to go on as to how the virus would behave within the population at large. And of course, tabloids like a good doomsday story and then run with it and milk it to the last drop.
>> No. 452043 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 12:23 pm
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>>452039

Disclosure: I am very much not a COVID denier and was warning OH SHIT THIS IS THE BIG ONE PACK YOUR RICE from the beginning of 2020, because the data was clear at that point that this was going to be the biggest respiratory pandemic in a century.

Long COVID isn't really a thing. It's a media invention that encompasses several largely unrelated phenomena rather than a clinical diagnosis.

Anyone who spends time in intensive care will end up with some degree of lasting illness. They're weak from being immobile, they've suffered lung damage from being on a ventilator, they have neurological impairments due to hypoxia, hypotension and hypovolaemia. If they were very ill (especially if they developed sepsis), they're likely to have multiple organ damage. Essentially nobody is ending up in ICU any more due to the vaccine.

Anyone who gets severe COVID is likely to suffer from pulmonary scarring due to the inflammatory immune response. That scarring can be somewhat remediated with respiratory rehabilitation, but some amount of damage is likely to be permanent. This lung damage is very strongly correlated with the severity of illness and we aren't seeing it in vaccinated patients.

A broader group of patients report vague persistent symptoms after a relatively mild illness. These symptoms are primarily neuropsychiatric - fatigue, low mood, anxiety, "brain fog" etc. We're reasonably confident that these symptoms are mostly psychological, because a large proportion of these patients didn't actually have COVID in the first place; blood samples taken when they reported these symptoms lack the antibodies that indicate a prior COVID infection. The severity of these symptoms show little or no correlation with the severity of illness, but do strongly correlate with risk factors for depression and anxiety. These patients aren't faking it, they aren't mad, they just developed mental health problems during a global crisis and attributed it to the thing that everyone was scared about.

We don't talk about long COVID any more because it was never really a thing in the first place. Doctors didn't coin the term and it isn't a clinical diagnosis. People had lasting effects after severe COVID infections, but people have lasting effects from basically any severe infection. Politicians used long COVID as a useful tool to scare young and healthy people into sticking to the rules and getting vaccinated, but those messages weren't based on meaningful clinical evidence.

>>452041

We had pretty good data on mortality before the start of the first lockdown. There was still uncertainty, but it was measured in fractions of a percentage point. There were nearly half a million confirmed cases globally at that point, which doesn't sound like much in hindsight but is a massive sample size in epidemiological terms. Most of the doubt was about under-detection of milder cases and a shortage of testing, which would have only biased the estimated mortality rate up rather than down; it's very difficult to overlook thousands of deaths in any developed country, but it's easy to miss very mild cases that don't require medical attention.
>> No. 452045 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 12:58 pm
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>it's very difficult to overlook thousands of deaths in any developed country, but it's easy to miss very mild cases that don't require medical attention.

That, and I guess a big concern was a possible disruption of healthcare systems. If you take a country like the UK, with what wikipedia says is a rate of six ICU beds per 100,000 inhabitants, then even if only a fifth of the population become verifiably infected over time and two percent of them need an ICU bed, which is about the empirical rate, then that still means you will need 400 ICU beds per 100,000 people.

And that has led to many accounts that were more than just anecdotal where people with non-critical surgeries had their procedures postponed. This doesn't just mean people with early-stage tumours, but also an elderly person's hip replacement, because from a certain age if you undergo major surgery, a hospital must have an ICU bed ready for you in case of complications. And so it had a knock-on effect on the health and quality of life of many other people who weren't infected with Covid at all.
>> No. 452047 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 1:26 pm
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>A lot of the people who describe the current oil prices as "unprecedented" are old enough to remember the 1973 and 1979 oil crises, but they haven't connected that memory with the present. They remember the three day week, they remember when inflation hit 25%, but somehow they convinced themselves that those events were one-offs.
Although I'm not discounting that they might've believed this, it's worth remembering that far from saying they were one-offs, the position of a lot of them has always been that if you return a Labour government left of Attila the Hun we'll go right back to those days. (Though you could make this a coherent position by amnesia about the fact there were two oil crises, just like the amnesia over who was in power during the 3 day week.)

And it dawns on me, depressingly, that this is probably where we're going to be again. We'll remember the government spent a lot and inflation went up, and we'll conveniently set aside the massive supply shock, taking the lesson that when things are stable you can't spend more because you'll bugger up the tranquil nightmare of someone else's comfortable status quo. Ours is a society without a future, just eternal re-runs of the past with gimmicks tacked on.
>> No. 452051 Anonymous
16th June 2022
Thursday 3:28 pm
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Perhaps the two main parties will swap places after all? I myself was speculating that such a thing might happen a couple of years ago. Then coronavirus kind of pushed that sort of theorising away. But the Conservatives are now the party of literally giving everyone free money to pay their bills. This will undeniably accelerate inflation, but on the balance of probabilities, it's being seen as better than the alternatives. If Labour want to win the election, they can point to Tory profligacy and present themselves as the party of economic strictness, and we'll all be crying for the return of Boris as Keir Starmer cruises to.power and starves another grandma and shuts all the libraries.
>> No. 452070 Anonymous
17th June 2022
Friday 11:38 am
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>UK weather forecast: Britain could bask in hottest June day ever today if temperature hits 36C
https://inews.co.uk/news/uk-weather-forecast-britain-hottest-june-day-ever-today-temperature-met-office-1691846

It's too bloody hot. We should move the centre of economic activity in this country to somewhere in the Scottish Highlands so we can enjoy a cooler climate, cheaper property and fluffy cows.
>> No. 452085 Anonymous
17th June 2022
Friday 4:20 pm
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It's only like this for one day it seems. I can't go outside anyway because my hair's accidentally given me a two-tone tanline right down my face.
>> No. 452087 Anonymous
17th June 2022
Friday 5:03 pm
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My work has acquired a Sky box to be thrown away. I have Freeview TV at home, and it doesn't get the HD channels even though my TV can watch HD on Blu-Rays or whatever. Would the Sky box, with no card or Sky subscription, assist me in this? I don't want free Sky; I just want free BBC One HD and that sports channel that shows shitty sports.
>> No. 452088 Anonymous
17th June 2022
Friday 5:33 pm
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>>452087
AFAIK it is possible to get a Sky box to do this, but you would need a card to make it work, at least initially.
>> No. 452089 Anonymous
17th June 2022
Friday 6:46 pm
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>>452087

HLMGTFY

>https://www.smartaerials.co.uk/blog/how-to-cancel-sky-tv-install-freesat#:~:text=Can%20I%20Use%20My%20Sky%20Box%20For%20Freesat%3F,venture%20between%20BBC%20and%20ITV.
>Can I Use My Sky Box For Freesat?
>The answer is yes and no here, it may sound the same but you can use your old Sky box for free to air(FTA) satellite TV, but not to receive “Freesat”. This is because Freesat specifically a trade name and a joint venture between BBC and ITV. Freesat uses it’s own programme guide/ numbers and doesn’t pick up all of the free-to-air satellite services that are on the satellites. Your Sky box can be used to receive the free-to-air channels, this may be fine for you but the channels will still appear as they are in the Sky channel listings. This means that you will have to go through lots of channels that you can’t access, whereas with a Freesat box everything will be ordered nicely and everything listed you will be able to receive. This can be partially overcome but setting favourites on the channels that still work after you have cancelled your Sky subscription.
>> No. 452091 Anonymous
18th June 2022
Saturday 10:38 am
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>>452089
I saw that, but I don't have a satellite dish. But since Freeview HD doesn't need a satellite dish, perhaps the channels will still work.
>> No. 452148 Anonymous
20th June 2022
Monday 4:01 pm
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I'm on Instagram purely for work purposes. One of the people I follow follows about a hundred nerdy blokes in our particular niche industry, plus one transvestite escort. I assumed it must have been a weird mistake that he didn't notice, but then I looked up the escort's profile and they're based in the same town. Fair play, I wouldn't have the nerve.
>> No. 452156 Anonymous
22nd June 2022
Wednesday 8:58 pm
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I reckon it'll be flying ant day tomorrow. Seen a lot of them crawling around nests.
>> No. 452157 Anonymous
23rd June 2022
Thursday 2:21 am
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>>452156
I think it's a couple of weeks too early, but who knows when it's those bastards.
>> No. 452160 Anonymous
23rd June 2022
Thursday 10:07 am
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I think you've told me this three times now, but why don't you like flying ants again? Is it just that they're annoying?
>> No. 452161 Anonymous
23rd June 2022
Thursday 1:17 pm
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Can I use barbecue lighting fluid as fuel in a storm lantern?

I was given an old lantern very similar to pic related last weekend when I helped somebody move, but all I've got here to try it with is liquid charcoal lighter. There is no lamp oil left in its tank.

Some people on the Internet apparently mix their lamp oil with parts of barbecue lighter, but nobody seems to have used it straight. There are merely warnings not to use ethanol or petrol, as petrol in particular is apparently so volatile that it will invariably cause a lantern of this design to explode.
>> No. 452162 Anonymous
23rd June 2022
Thursday 1:23 pm
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>>452161
I don't want to rain on your parade, but why on Earth would you even want an oil lantern? Maybe you have very good reasons, I'm just anti-stuff.
>> No. 452163 Anonymous
23rd June 2022
Thursday 1:29 pm
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>>452161
https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/wilko-bbq-lighter-fluid-1l/p/0508489
reckons it's kerosene (which is what the lamp wants). Have at it.
They're not terribly good, though, I wouldn't get too excited. I have loads of them, here from the previous owners, who were here a while, but probably not before electrification - maybe they were just used in the barns and stuff. I plan to shove LEDs in them, but it's a back-burner (ha) project.
>> No. 452164 Anonymous
23rd June 2022
Thursday 1:35 pm
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>>452162

I was told to take it because they had no more use for it, and it piqued my interest.

I just did some research, and going by the stamp on the tank, it's apparently a Czechoslovakian knock off of a German design, probably from between 1945 to 1990. They were mass produced in the Communist Bloc after the war as a cheap and reliable lighting source in the days of patchy electric grids.
>> No. 452165 Anonymous
23rd June 2022
Thursday 9:32 pm
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>>452164
A mate of mine brought one camping recently. It was a bit of a pain to get started and it makes a bit of a row, but it did add quite a lot to the ambience. I'm generally anti-stuff too, but I can bend for fun trinkets like this. If it weren't an open invitation to be ridiculed, I'd show off my massive 1870s steamer chest that I bought to do up.
>> No. 452166 Anonymous
23rd June 2022
Thursday 9:33 pm
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>>452161

The lamp gives off a nice bright yellowish flame with the charcoal lighter fluid. Well happy with that, for what it is. I've had it on for a little over an hour now with the tank filled to the top, and there have been no safety issues.

It emits a slight smell of burnt kerosene not dissimilar to being at an airport, but it's not that bad. From what I have read, there are organic lamp oils that don't smell, but a bottle of charcoal lighting fluid is about two quid less according to Amazon.
>> No. 452167 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 10:49 am
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thinking about it, I've got a load of citronella oil that's mostly kerosene. Might be nice in those lamps for outdoor eating in mosquito season.
>> No. 452168 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 11:13 am
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>>452167

I might go to Boots later on to buy some lemon oil, to mask the smell of burning kerosene. A few drops mixed in with the charcoal lighter should have the desired effect.
>> No. 452169 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 12:57 pm
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God I fucking hate Katherine Ryan. I was forced to watch that awful ‘Backstage with Katherine Ryan’ thing - I nearly had an aneurysm. At least I could look at her great tits.
>> No. 452170 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 1:16 pm
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>>452169
Yeah, well, you should hear what she thinks about you, and your tits.
>> No. 452171 Anonymous
24th June 2022
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>>452170
I'm with him. There's something very unlikable about her.

>>452169
I'm with you. I have never heard of this programme you mention, but there's every chance I have heard of it and immediately dismissed it as something I will never watch. She's kind of like Ruby Wax, I think. Ruby Wax was also famous as a comedienne from the bad side of the Atlantic, and she got to be on TV a lot too despite having a style that was fundamentally unfunny to all but a very specific type of woman. I thought that type was Jewish American women, but Catherine Ryan (Katherine? Both spellings look wrong) is Canadian and probably not Jewish.
>> No. 452173 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 3:26 pm
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I think the eBay algorithm knows why I'm shopping for a high-end VR headset. I don't appreciate the insinuation, but I can't fault it for insight.
>> No. 452174 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 6:59 pm
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These are Doug Stanhope's tour dates for his UK tour. Is he sponsored by O2? Or do O2 just sponsor all large theatre venues now? Why does Doug Stanhope love O2 so much?
>> No. 452175 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 7:23 pm
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>>452174

If they can book multiple venues just by calling up one company who sponsors all of them, that's probably much less hassle than doing them all individually.
>> No. 452176 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 7:35 pm
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>>452174
I've been thinking about Stanhope a lot recently, or at least one specific thought has kept popping into my head, and it's how every one of his famous mates is a horrible prick. I should point out I haven't listened to his podcast in years so I've no idea what he's said about it, but it is funny that he's been pals with Louis C.K., Johnny Depp, Marilyn Manson and Joe Rogan.
>> No. 452177 Anonymous
24th June 2022
Friday 7:44 pm
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>>452176
What is his schtick nowadays? I saw him about 12 years ago, and his misanthropic shit was a bit tired even then.
>> No. 452187 Anonymous
25th June 2022
Saturday 3:58 pm
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>>452176

I remember distinctly going off Stanhope when I noticed he regularly guests on shit like Alex Jones, and appears to take all that sort of stuff quite seriously. That reframed his act from being BRILLIANT provocative shtick in the vein of George Carlin and Bill Hicks, and into being just the ramblings of an increasingly deluded nutter. His routines have definitely drifted further and further into paranoid crank territory over the years.

I think he has been for quite some time, as he would put it, "outta shit".
>> No. 452219 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 11:25 am
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First cold in about 3 years. This is awful, how did we ever accept this shit as a part of life.
>> No. 452220 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 8:28 pm
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I've been rebelliously not paying for bags at the self serve unless somebody is watching. Rise up.
>> No. 452221 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 8:42 pm
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>>452220
I always go to an actual till. If they force me to do self-service, I refuse to provide the same quality service that a trained professional can provide, and not everything always gets scanned. Turns out britfa.gs is basically Crimewatch as a website.
>> No. 452222 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 9:11 pm
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>>452221

I always go to the self checkouts, because they won't give me pitying looks for buying seven frozen pizzas and a family-size pack of crisps.
>> No. 452223 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 10:53 pm
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>>452187
I'll be honest, mate, I don't really know where you're getting this. I thought it sounded far-fetched, but as I haven't paid much attention to Stanhope for about three years, I couldn't say otherwise. Until today. I watched his latest stand-up show and mooched around looking for scandal or mental comments. The show was pretty good (I liked the stuff about giving Indian men the confidence to attempt solo rapes) and I couldn't find anything mad he's done.

He does have a problem with people taking his word as gospel. It happens with comedians for reasons I don't understand, their fans, or even people who don't like them, take their acts incredibly seriously. I think Stanhope's "stop worrying and have another drink" outlook is daft as anything; you can't enjoy a drink if the world's gone completely to shit. But I'm also not electing him to office or even looking to him for advice, so it doesn't especially matter. Whatever, this isn't even to do with what you said, I'm just expressing my own thoughts now.

>>452222
Not yet they don't. Personalised ads based on your purchases could be coming down the pipe any day now.
>> No. 452224 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 11:03 pm
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The Asda I usually shop in has cameras at the self-service tills that film you, so you are forced to watch yourself scan your shopping. I don't understand that at all. I assume it's meant to discourage shoplifting, but it certainly doesn't discourage me.
>> No. 452225 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 11:05 pm
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>>452224

I like to directly stare at it as I take a fresh bag for life off the rack, then press "I brought my own bag."

I'm too gansta for my own good.
>> No. 452226 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 12:36 am
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>>452223

>Personalised ads based on your purchases could be coming down the pipe any day now.

I already get them via the loyalty card app. I'm not sure I understand the business logic of giving me discount coupons for stuff that I was already going to buy, but I'm not complaining.

> The Asda I usually shop in has cameras at the self-service tills that film you, so you are forced to watch yourself scan your shopping. I don't understand that at all. I assume it's meant to discourage shoplifting, but it certainly doesn't discourage me.

It must be a psychological thing, like those cardboard cutout coppers by the doors in povvo shops. I don't see how a close-up of my face is going to prove anything.
>> No. 452227 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 1:06 am
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>>452221
>I always go to an actual till

Watch out, fucking Peter Sutcliffe over here looking for a quick chat about his plans for the weekend.

>>452224
1. People are more honest when they feel like they're being watched. You get a statistically high-enough difference just by sticking googly eyes on something.

2. People are also more honest if they see themselves in a mirror or on CCTV because it gets harder to preserve your moral self-schema when you're looking at yourself from an outside perspective - there's truth to the saying about taking a long hard look at yourself in the mirror to reflect.
>> No. 452228 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 2:57 pm
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I'm pleased to see that my sexual attraction to clowns is finally being recognised as a valid orientation. I used to just be a pervert but now everyone wants a taste of dat clussy.
>> No. 452229 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 3:15 pm
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>>452223

Well, I haven't watched his most recent one, so maybe he's come back on form since, but he had a couple of shows that got a but more political a few years back. While I'm not the kind of person who takes a comedian's political views seriously (in part because they are usually a bit self aware and tongue in cheek over it to begin with), the stuff get was saying had me kind of frowning in that confused "I'm not quite sure if he is taking the piss and it's meant to be funny or if he is actually a bit of a moron" kind of way.

He was also definitely on an Alex Jones radio/podcast thing, and he clearly wasn't just there for the easy paycheck, he definitely fits into that mental sphere. That thing where it's not just about conspiracies and a healthy skepticism of the authorities, as I would hope any hard drinking, drug using social reject naturally has; but is also bound up in a quite specific (and very American) kind of ideological viewpoint of its own.

But yeah he also stopped being funny after he'd been on Screenwipe tbh. His other views just add to the distaste.
>> No. 452230 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 3:35 pm
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>>452229

I'm not sure why anyone would expect political correctness from a deranged alcoholic who lives in the polar.
>> No. 452231 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 5:20 pm
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>>452230
"Political correctness" is ultimately just a synonym for being considerate and understanding of others. Some people are excessively considerate, or they're considerate of people who aren't me and so I hate them for that reason, but at its core, if you're going to have a job where you make pronouncements on society, I would expect you to be capable of understanding people who aren't you. This is why any comedian who makes a point to oppose political correctness tends to be a bit shit. They don't have good observations.
>> No. 452232 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 5:41 pm
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>>452231

>"Political correctness" is ultimately just a synonym for being considerate and understanding of others.

It isn't though, is it? I'd be inclined to agree with you if people who used the wrong words were politely informed of how those words might be hurtful, but there's clearly a cohort of people who use political correctness as justification for publicly shaming people with no real ill intent. The most politically correct people I know are also the angriest, most intolerant and most needlessly cruel.

Regarding Stanhope, I refer you back to my "deranged alcoholic" comment. It's not an act, he really is unhinged and really is drinking himself to death. I'm not saying that he isn't accountable, but his words are the ramblings of a miserable drunkard; the fact that someone let him go on stage doesn't make him fundamentally different from any other rambling drunkard.


>> No. 452233 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 6:00 pm
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>>452229
He was pally with Alex Jones, but not since about 2010/11, which was still the period where Jones was considered a mad prophet of doom, not one of the driving forces behind the wholesale psychotic break America is currently dealing with. It wasn't until he started claiming Sandy Hook was a hoax and the parents were actors that people decided he was a wrong'un.

I don't know, I'm not trying to convert you into a Doug Stanhope fan or anything like that. I just don't want him lumped in with really fucking vile arseholes just because he's a bit of an arsehole, but as far as I can tell also quite a nice bloke.
>> No. 452234 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 6:16 pm
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>>452233
I'm not sure why you're bothering to engage with otherlad telling us what is funny. He's just getting pissy because Doug was loosely connected to the Amber Turd trial so he's on the other team.
>> No. 452235 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 6:41 pm
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>>452234
>He's just getting pissy because Doug was loosely connected to the Amber Turd trial so he's on the other team.
Where are you getting that logic from?
>> No. 452236 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 6:46 pm
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>>452230

Who said anything about political correctness? One of the few bits I did enjoy of his post Screenwipe act was the bit about getting a picture of him slurping on a massive black dick in order to be able to say the word "nigger".

That has nothing to do with any of my complaints, at all.
>> No. 452237 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 7:44 pm
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>>452236

Where's yours?
>> No. 452238 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 8:00 pm
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>>452234
He didn't seem pissy to me. How about I talk to who I want to talk to and you don't talk to me? Deal?
>> No. 452239 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 8:04 pm
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I've no idea what's going on. You lads will argue over any old shite.
>> No. 452240 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 8:16 pm
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>>452237

My what?
>> No. 452241 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 8:18 pm
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>>452240

You said the word so where's your picture?
>> No. 452242 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 8:23 pm
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>>452241

Oh, I don't need one. I just say "nigger" if I have reason to, because as long as I'm using it in a benign context, there's no harm, and I refuse to concede and inch to people who assert otherwise.
>> No. 452243 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 8:53 pm
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>>452232
>there's clearly a cohort of people who use political correctness as justification for publicly shaming people with no real ill intent
Well, I did add the caveat that some people are EXCESSIVELY considerate. They're so passionate about stopping hate speech that they sometimes go after people they only suspect of being hateful.

But since the time when we disagreed earlier, it looks like a circus of madness has begun so I'm going to read those posts now.
>> No. 452244 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 8:56 pm
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>>452239
I was having a polite back and fourth about a comedian. It's not my fault a 14 year old who thinks he's a big man for throwing racial slurs about on an anonymous imageboard rocked up.

I will admit this is a mark against Stanhope. Many of his most vocal fans are also complete wallies.
>> No. 452245 Anonymous
29th June 2022
Wednesday 10:40 pm
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>>452239

What happened is someone said they've gone off Doug Stanhope over the years, then explained why, to which some lad said something about political correctness in response. This ignited a bit of debate between otherlad and otherlad, before firstlad came back to point out that none of his criticisms had been about political correctness to begin with, and said the naughty non-PC word to back it up.

This, I think, is what got everyone confused, because obviously there are no reasons you'd dislike Doug Stanhope without being some sort of PC snowflake.

>>452244

Don't you try and stir it up lad. If there's any wallies round here it's you two. I know exactly who I am.
>> No. 452271 Anonymous
30th June 2022
Thursday 11:58 pm
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>>452245
>there are no reasons you'd dislike Doug Stanhope without being some sort of PC snowflake

I dislike Doug Stanhope because he was the second most boring part of Charlie Brooker's Xwipes (after Tim Key). Like a chrimbo cracker version of Hunter S. Thompson. Rich Hall was much better, but probably only because I remember him having the harshest voice, like Gilbert Gottfried on 40 fags a day. While we are on the subject of utter cunts who have worked with Charlie Brooker, how about that Neil Hamburger, eh? I can't be the only one who would want him at my funeral.
>> No. 452272 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:00 am
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>>452271
Uh-oh, looks like we've got a TimHead on our hands.
>> No. 452273 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:06 am
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>>452272

I am absolutely NOT Tim Key. Fuck off.
>> No. 452274 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:07 am
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>>452273
That sounds like the sort of thing only Tim Key would say.
>> No. 452275 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:11 am
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>>452274

I am actually Justin Lee Collins, and I used to steal Tim Key's Lunch Money (and his Virginity, repeatedly).
>> No. 452277 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:19 am
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>>452273
Wrong Tim, mate.
>> No. 452278 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:29 am
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>>452277

Stop trying to be more obscure than me, you rapist. I knew of Neil Hamburger before he was a Taxi Driver. I just can't remember how, because I was genuinely drunk. I think it was a link from an Aussie Dashcam video.
>> No. 452281 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:43 am
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>>452271
This doesn't bode well for Philomena Cunk.
>> No. 452282 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:47 am
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>>452278
I bet this loser never even watched Rainn Wilson give an emergency seance.
>> No. 452283 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:59 am
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>>452282

How much mustard do you want to bet on that?

>>452281

If you don't like anything about Diane Morgan then that is your choice Lad, but comedy is clearly subjective (as demonstrated by the shit Seppo-leaning opinions in this thread) but I like how she does a good send-up of stupid people while making people growl "IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?!?"

She seems to hit a nerve.
>> No. 452284 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 1:26 am
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>>452283
>How much mustard do you want to bet on that?
I'm raising you my secret "get Linehan cancelled for dolphin rape one day" video and calling your bluff.

Also the rest of your post seemed unduly hostile, calm down.
>> No. 452289 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 4:21 am
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>>452284
>Linehan

Funnily (!) enough, ARE QUASIMODO is another one of those Maconie-esque additions to the Wipe canon. So I guess that this is where you are getting all your material. If you think I am being hostile, it's maybe because you are feeling a bit less special due to me knowing some things that you thought I wouldn't.
>> No. 452295 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 12:54 pm
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I haven't received a tax rebate letter for about 10 years. Do you remember those, you'd get a little bonus at the end of the tax year for monies you'd overpaid.

Does anyone remember how it all works?
>> No. 452296 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 1:05 pm
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>>452295
Apart from claiming the working from home tax break I've only ever had a refund when I've not worked the full tax year and earned below the personal allowance.
>> No. 452297 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 1:08 pm
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>>452295
You need to leave a job and not get a new job, and possibly earn below £12,500 or however much from that job. If your job pays annually, you will pay tax assuming you earn the annual salary per year, and if you only work there for a few months and sit at home for the rest of the year, you would have overpaid. That's why you get money back. I assume that's it, anyway; I have only ever received tax rebates in years when I have done that.
>> No. 452298 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 2:48 pm
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>>452295

Everyone is just much better at putting people on the right tax code. Employers are now required to notify HMRC every time they pay you, rather than putting in P35s and P14s at the end of the year. Most are using decent payroll software that calculates your tax accurately unless your circumstances are particularly unusual.

A tax rebate feels like a bonus, but it really means that you've given an interest-free loan to the government. The fact that they're less common is a sign that the tax system is working more efficiently.

Pity those poor pricks in America - they have to fill out a tax return every year even if they're just an employee with no other sources of income. The IRS could implement the equivalent of PAYE, but unsurprisingly the tax preparation industry has lobbied aggressively against it.
>> No. 452300 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 3:14 pm
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>>452298
The US tax prep industry also pushed for "Free File", which meant software providers would offer a free product, but in pretty much every case it's very restrictive in the options it allows, generally quite difficult to use, and loaded to the brim with dark patterns designed to put users onto the paid paths.

For certain paid employment, the employer has to withhold your tax anyway in a PAYE fashion, but you still end up having to do the paperwork in order to usually get some of that money back. They also have support from the usual types who don't like the idea of government having computers, because if the IRS gets new shiny computer systems then that means the ATF might want some as well, and the gun crowd can't be having that.
>> No. 452302 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 3:57 pm
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What is it with local groups and shit poetry? The Beeston group is on its usual kick of wanking over war, but this is mixed in with absolutely fucking terrible poetry.
>> No. 452303 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 5:17 pm
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>>452302
OTTA is full of nutters. Are they still having a feud with that other group?
>> No. 452304 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 7:51 pm
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>Scott Mills to replace Steve Wright on BBC Radio 2 afternoon show

Is BBC Radio daytime just a conveyor belt of twats? I wonder which young twat they'll bring in now that Scott Mills is too old for Radio 1.
>> No. 452305 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 8:27 pm
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>>452304
I really can't stand Scott Mills. It would be just like him to move to Radio 2 and annoy everyone else all over again. On a broader level, I suspect all the Radio 1 wanker DJs move to Radio 2 to provide nostalgia for the 40-year-olds who used to listen to Radio 1. I've also heard that the people at Radio 1 really don't want old people to listen to it. Nick Grimshaw absolutely haemorrhaged listeners with his breakfast show a few years ago, but the bosses loved him for it because everyone who stopped listening was over 30 and therefore wasn't welcome anyway. But since society seems to have largely abolished most of the identifying hallmarks of adulthood, we're all teenagers into our 40s now and I guess it makes sense for us to want to keep listening to Sara Cox forever.

>>452302
Maybe Facebook loves poetry? I keep getting poetry recommended to me all the time. I assumed it was because I do often enjoy poetry and have set myself a personal challenge to track it down (seriously, how do people read poetry? Do they just buy poetry books at random? Are there poetry magazines that are not stocked in any shop I look in?), but maybe it's just a handy side-effect of Facebook actually recommending poetry to absolutely everyone, indiscriminately.

I discovered this poem through a Facebook recommendation, and I would say it's one of my favourite poems ever now:
https://poets.org/poem/world-beautiful-place
>> No. 452306 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 8:34 pm
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Does anyone actually like Pho? Tastes like watery pish to me, and I typically love Ramen.
>> No. 452307 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 9:14 pm
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>>452306
The pho I've had has been somewhat refreshing, all the fresh herbs and chilli and whatnot that you add, compared to some of the ramen I've had which is often comparatively heavier.
>> No. 452308 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 9:28 pm
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>>452304>>452305
I didn't mind Scott Mills when he was on Radio 1 about fifteen years ago and taking the piss out of the Dolly Rockers and things like that, but he's stood in for Ken Bruce recently and he's just so bloody bland. He'll play more 90s pop bangers like Everybody (Backstreet's Back) but that's a small plus.

Then again, Steve Wright is simply awful. In an ideal world they wouldn't have sacrificed Simon Mayo at the altar of political correctness and Sara Cox would have taken the breakfast slot instead, although I do prefer Lauren Laverne on 6 Music in the morning.
>> No. 452309 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 9:49 pm
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>>452305

>seriously, how do people read poetry? Do they just buy poetry books at random? Are there poetry magazines that are not stocked in any shop I look in?

There are a number of poetry magazines available, although you won't find them in WH Smith.

I'd strongly recommend checking out a publisher called Bloodaxe Books. They're based in Northumberland and have set themselves up as the antidote to the pompous elitism of the London literary scene. They've published a number of excellent anthologies that make a great starting point for discovering poetry.

https://www.bloodaxebooks.com/ecs/product/staying-alive-709
>> No. 452310 Anonymous
1st July 2022
Friday 9:57 pm
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>>452303
Unsure. Left it though because they really do diddle themselves silly over war. I swear half of them think they fought in it.

>>452305
I've only ever seen poetry posted to the Beeston groups, and it's always the shittest, most primary school dross. It seems to follow the axiom of "everything has to be written in the same way and rhyme perfectly".
>> No. 452311 Anonymous
2nd July 2022
Saturday 12:18 am
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Say someone had a neighbour who had this Alexa, which wouldn't shut the fuck up... What hackerman methods could be used to make it stop?
>> No. 452313 Anonymous
2nd July 2022
Saturday 1:19 am
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>>452311
Could try pairing Bluetooth and then any audio would come out of your device instead, upon which you can mute it. Pairing success Alexa will say "now connected to [device name]"
>> No. 452314 Anonymous
2nd July 2022
Saturday 10:58 am
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>>452310

Poims that dunt rhyme are shite though, it's not a bloody poim if it dunt rhyme. It's just a bunch of sentences broken up into lines because the author wash too much of a pretentious posho to simply wrote prose.
>> No. 452350 Anonymous
4th July 2022
Monday 12:52 am
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>>452311
Wait till the neighbours have gone out, then scream through the wall, "Alexa! Volume, two!" Then you'll turn it down but they'll still be able to hear it so hopefully won't turn it back up again.

Anyway, the reason I came here was: are British overseas YouTubers being deported? I've never been a fan of "YouTubers" as in people who become actual celebrities from appearing in their own videos, but I watch two of them and they both make videos about foreign countries, and now they're both back here. Bald & Bankrupt is presumably visiting Blackpool and Wales instead of Kyrgyzstan and Moldova because he got arrested in Kazakhstan (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61365446) and he's always given off a faintly sinister vibe anyway, so I could imagine he might have been deported. But now Abroad in Japan is bringing all his fellow corporate weeb sellouts back to look at Stonehenge and places. That's 100% of all the shitty YouTubers I watch, all travelling several thousand miles to come back here, within a couple of weeks of each other. They can't both be paedophiles who got deported back here for sex trafficking.
>> No. 452351 Anonymous
4th July 2022
Monday 1:01 am
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>>452350
Baldy is almost certainly involved in some paedo trafficking. Had he just been trespassing, they'd have fitted him up for something and tried to use him as a political hostage like that basketball player they definitely haven't fabricated charges and planted evidence against.
>> No. 452352 Anonymous
4th July 2022
Monday 1:20 am
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>>452350

I assume Sharla is shamefully shagging Chris which is why they have both been back over here at the same time. Not sure about the others.
>> No. 452353 Anonymous
4th July 2022
Monday 8:37 am
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I'm glad I don't get invested in the personal lives of YouTubers. Sort yourselves out, lads.
>> No. 452359 Anonymous
4th July 2022
Monday 10:58 am
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I don't know if it's to do with inflation, but my tricolour pasta is about 85% plain and the orange ones are definitely paler than they used to be.
>> No. 452360 Anonymous
4th July 2022
Monday 11:16 am
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>>452359
That's actually desaturation.
>> No. 452372 Anonymous
4th July 2022
Monday 7:03 pm
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>>452353

Invested is a strong word in this case, I'd say.
>> No. 452388 Anonymous
5th July 2022
Tuesday 2:59 pm
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Booked a ticket to see Nitram, 11 o'clock. There's like ten other people at that showing, can you imagine what kind of freakshows are watching Nitram at 11am? I don't wanna' know!
>> No. 452394 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 12:19 pm
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They should make an Onlyfans-type website where ugly bastards like me can make loads of money.
>> No. 452395 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 12:44 pm
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How do I go about writing an email to my boss to express my displeasure in the management team's organisational skills, without getting sacked?

Yesterday afternoon I agreed to do something today which is not one of my usual duties. At every step, this task suffered from a setback. Tech failure, lack of communication, lack of foresight. It made me look like a twat, it made our organisation look amateurish, and it provided more anxiety to a client who was already anxious at the time.
>> No. 452396 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 1:17 pm
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>>452395

You don't. Shit managers are something you either make your peace with and take advantage of, or go elsewhere. There's exactly zero chance of you being listened to.
>> No. 452397 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 1:59 pm
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>>452396

Seconded, but in the mean time you should keep a personal record of management cock-ups in case they try and blame it on you.
>> No. 452398 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 3:31 pm
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>>452394
Call it Lonelyfans. You're welcome. That'll be £50 million, please.
>> No. 452399 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 6:06 pm
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>>452394

If you aim your content at men, you have every chance of being successful. Gay men can be into very specific, odd things (so can straight men, of course, /x/ is proof of that), so you just need to find that audience. Pissing yourself in grey sweatpants, giving other men piggyback rides, wobbling your beer gut around, these are all things people pay to see.
>> No. 452400 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 9:39 pm
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I had one of those Refresher lollipops earlier, at work. I opened it up, and it immediately fell on the office carpet. I picked it up (three-second rule) and looked at it, and it looked fine so I put it in my mouth. After about a minute, I had sucked and chewed it down and found a sharp, stonelike substance embedded in it, like a tiny piece of gravel. Revolted and horrified, I threw it in the bin. But I had checked it after dropping it, and it was fine. Where did this small hard object come from?

Anyway, I have just discovered that a filling is missing from one of my teeth. Fuck.
>> No. 452401 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 10:29 pm
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>>452400
Well did you find out where the grit came from? Don't leave us in suspense.
>> No. 452402 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 10:33 pm
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>>452401
The grit was the filling. Sorry; I tried to tell the story so that would be the plot twist.
>> No. 452403 Anonymous
6th July 2022
Wednesday 10:52 pm
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Honeycomb or cinder toffee?
>> No. 452404 Anonymous
7th July 2022
Thursday 5:51 am
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My neighbours are on holiday, so I've wheeled their empty bin out and put my own excess rubbish in it. This felt incredibly transgressive.
>> No. 452405 Anonymous
7th July 2022
Thursday 3:40 pm
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Stefoniou, 92-94
>> No. 452406 Anonymous
7th July 2022
Thursday 5:07 pm
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>>450389
Lads be warned: I just saw the first flying ant of the season. The bastards are back.
>> No. 452407 Anonymous
7th July 2022
Thursday 5:56 pm
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>>452406
Teacon Alert level 4.
>> No. 452408 Anonymous
7th July 2022
Thursday 9:08 pm
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>>452406
It's crawling with them outside. How do they know to all come out on the same day, nationally? Can't be the same weather conditions everywhere.
>> No. 452409 Anonymous
7th July 2022
Thursday 9:13 pm
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>>452408

Zero flying ants around my way.
>> No. 452410 Anonymous
7th July 2022
Thursday 11:59 pm
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I'd been humming and harring over getting rid of my overpriced Genuine Authentic Made in Maerica Murrican Fender American Professional Series (TM) Telecaster, and getting some fancy hollowbody instead for less money, but I don't think I can. I've been giving it one last chance to impress me the last couple of nights, and it's actually a dead nice guitar, you just have to treat it a bit differently to get the really nice sounds out of it.

Besides if it's gone up in value £400 since I bought it two years ago, it'll be worth more than my car in another two. All I need to do is knacker up all the paint and set it on fire with lighter fluid a few times so I can sell it as relic'd. and some hipster cunt will give me house deposit money for it in twenty years time.
>> No. 452411 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 12:33 am
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Don't think I've ever seen a flying ant. I hear a lot of flying ant day talk, and lived all over the country, but never been privy to the day. Is it one of those things like drop bears or Bielefeld?
>> No. 452412 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 12:38 am
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>>452410
>house deposit money for it in twenty years time.
Not to be a buzzkill, but I don't see you getting seven-figures for it.

>>452411
I think you've got to be really into flagstones or something.
>> No. 452413 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 12:43 am
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Heatwave next week. Pack your choc-ices. Temperatures are said to be reaching the low-30s which, when accounting is humidity, is hotter than the inside of the Sun.
>> No. 452414 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 1:08 am
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>>452413

Nice, just in time for my birthday. On that note, you lads have any ideas for a weekend away up north that won't be rammed with people? Or is everything back to normal now people can go to Benidorm again?

I promised the Czech lass I've somehow ended up still shagging even though she's well out of my league we'll go for a weekend break. I'm afraid it might be slipping towards an actual relationship, still totally blindsided honestly.
>> No. 452415 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 2:11 pm
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>>452414

> On that note, you lads have any ideas for a weekend away up north that won't be rammed with people?

Depending on how far up north you want to go, Aberdeen has some stunning coastline and beaches. But you best bring a good wetsuit if you want to take a dip, as the water temperature even in mid-July rarely tops 15 degrees celsius.
>> No. 452502 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 2:04 am
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Attention: There are giant house spiders entering peoples homes. I narrowly survived a confrontation with one that thought my computer desk would be it's new home.

It would bite my feet eventually in that position so this was a me or him thing
>> No. 452503 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 2:12 am
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>>452502

Had not one, but three of those cunts in my old flat. Cunts are so big I had one run past me (they're lightning fast) and felt the air displacement on my feet. I spotted one on the wall when I'd got into bed one night and I legitimately thought I must be having one of those dreams from the "obscenely and unrealistically huge spider" genre.

They don't mean any harm though. If there was some way of telling them they can stay as long as they keep off the furniture I wouldn't mind having them around, but there's no reasoning with them. They won't respect any peace treaty. The only option is all out war. Capture and display the POWs as a warning to their comrades.

They can live for a remarkably long time without food or water, I discovered. Nearly three weeks the cunt would still move if I nudged him.
>> No. 452504 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 8:53 am
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>>452503
Finally, some correct opinions around here. No one ever believes me when I tell them giant house spiders are the fastest in the world, a metre every 2.5 seconds iirc. Not sure about this non-lethal business either, it's wholesale extermination or bust. They live for several years and can breed for almost all of that time; catch and release? You might as well be playing Russian roulette.

Still, even giant house spiders pale in comparison to the wolf spider I saw on a water trough while out walking a couple of years ago. If people knew, if only people knew...
>> No. 452506 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 11:12 am
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The less scary daddy-long-legs spiders apparently eat the terrifying monster spiders. I hate all spiders more than anything, but it's good to know they hate each other too.
>> No. 452507 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 5:57 pm
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Got an almost new Bosch starter battery for 30 quid from the scrappie today. Would've cost 78 quid new ex delivery online. According to the gauge on my battery charger, it was almost empty when I installed it, but the engine still started up without a problem.

Why have I never thought of this before.
>> No. 452508 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 9:26 pm
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Are the police completely useless? Earlier in the week my son's friend was badly beaten in an unprovoked and premeditated assault, including being repeatedly kicked in the face leaving him with broken ribs, black eyes and concussion, so it was reported to the police. A police officer went round to interview him (and my son as a witness) this evening but she was very dismissive; she was trying to encourage the boys that the best thing to do was take their statements and not do anything further because "boys will be boys". She didn't want to talk to the school to obtain the video evidence they had or the witness statements from other people; it was off school grounds but fairly nearby. She didn't seem keen on talking to the perpetrator either.
>> No. 452509 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 10:10 pm
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>>452508

They just don't have the resources to do much more than answer urgent 999 calls, unfortunately. We've lost more than 20,000 cops over the last ten years, but equally problematic is the loss of civilian office staff, CPS staff and court resources - there's absolutely no point in nicking someone and preparing a case if you know that the suspect will be released under investigation and the case quietly dropped because there's no-one available to do the paperwork. Even when someone is prosecuted, there's likely to be a delay of at least 18 months before the case reaches court, by which time the case might fail due to evidence being lost or witnesses forgetting the details of what they saw.

The drop in rape prosecutions has been widely covered in the news, but it's the same across the board. A lot of forces have effectively decriminalised whole classes of offences like shoplifting and personal drug possession. The attrition rate of cases between arrest and prosecution is appalling and a lot of coppers have just given up.

Your son's friend is the unfortunate victim of the slow, insidious collapse of the criminal justice system. Most people rarely if ever interact with the system, a lot of people who do end up in the system just think they've been unlucky/lucky enough to be dealt with by a particularly laissez-faire cop, but your case is sadly entirely typical.
>> No. 452510 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 10:15 pm
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>>452509

They've still got the resources to dedicate multiple officers to follow Steve Bray around Parliament Square all day every day, mind.
>> No. 452511 Anonymous
13th July 2022
Wednesday 11:51 pm
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>>452510
True, but if you read between the lines of what >>452509 said, it sounds like you can track down each one of the assailants individually with cable ties and a power drill, persuade them to never use violence ever again, and absolutely nobody is going to bother to arrest you.
>> No. 452513 Anonymous
15th July 2022
Friday 7:25 am
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>Claire Yaxley owes her mother thousands of pounds, but has still splashed out recently on a Fitbit, an exercise bike and a trip to Butlins. "Things are getting more difficult every single day," the single mum-of-two admitted. "And yet I'm not putting money aside, I am spending it."

>New research seen by the BBC suggests 25% of people are similarly stretched, but reluctant to stop spending. The Grant Thornton and Retail Economics report surveyed 2,000 UK adults.

>Ms Yaxley, who lives near Norwich with her daughters Pearl, nine, and six-year-old Tallulah, earns around £16,000 a year through various jobs in the education sector. She has borrowed £6,000 from her mother to help make ends meet, and knows that she should be trying to pay her back, in addition to saving a bit every month given the rising cost of living. But she said this rarely happens, because she's prioritising spending on treats for her family after a tough few years during the pandemic.

>That has included spending £100 on a foldable exercise bike and £430 on a weekend trip to Butlins holiday resort over the school holidays. Ms Yaxley said she does feel "guilty" for spending on non-essential items, particularly given the rising cost of petrol and food. But after two years of Covid restrictions, she feels like the family deserves it.

>Joseph Hussain, a paralegal and student from London, recently spent £300 on rare vinyl which, he admits, "I didn't really need". The 27-year-old, who earns £27,000, sets himself a monthly allowance but said this quickly goes on petrol, food and other essential items. So he turns to credit cards and buy-now-pay-later companies to fund purchases, which recently included a whole new wardrobe, a Lego bouquet, video games.

>"I can't really describe it, I think you just get into this mindset of, well, 'I've already spent so much this month, so I have permission to spend a bit more'," he said. Joseph admitted he does question whether he should be spending on these items, given the soaring cost of living but doesn't want to miss out on things that bring him joy.

>"There's no way on earth I need these plastic Lego flowers or stuff like that, it's just that I very much enjoy them, they make me happy and therefore that's my philosophy in general," he said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62148525

Remember, lads, if you're struggling because of rising inflation it's probably your fault for buying Lego bouquets and avocado toast.

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