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New weekday thread: apocalyptic edition. |
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Good luck lads. |
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1_vMFbGRkD4xGgkwsZWOPfCw.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Greetings from sunny Sheffield. |
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It's a nice cool 26 degrees indoors at 8am, I got Mylar covering all the windows, freezer full of ice, fridge full of water, freshly shaved head, lets get it over with already. |
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gh-best-fans-1595356476.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452575 |
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Keep a spray bottle of water in the fridge and spritz yer nekkid body as necessary. Artificial sweat, saves on fluids and electrolytes innit. |
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Not sure what all the fuss is about. I'm feeling quite cool. Got a Vimpto ice pop just in case. |
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Just bought a 10 pack of Stella, home alone for a couple of days as girlfriend is housesitting for her parents, 2fans keeping me cool. Gonna wank and play mediocre games non-stop for 3 days. |
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>>452571 |
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I sort of want to play a video game, but I reckon if my GPU gets hot enough for the fans to rotate even slightly the entire room will turn into a sauna. Also, I had a look and my CPU is currently the same temperature as London will be tomorrow evening, which probably means I need to play around with my fan curves. |
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This heat feels very different to the weekend, it's like I'm wet as well. Just looked at the weather and things won't drop until 8pm and even then marginally, not sure I should risk walking to the shop. |
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Private dentistry is absolutely sick. I went to the dentist today to get my filling replaced, furious that it would cost £300. The place I went to has three different TVs, all on different channels, all with the sound off and with music playing as well. I sat in the dentist's chair, watching one TV, then he tipped me back to look in my mouth, and there was another TV on the ceiling for me to watch. It was adverts, so I didn't actually enjoy it, but it's wild all the same. |
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09weozzw3.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452605 |
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Just saw a double decker bus plastered in adverts for Pratt & Whitney's F35 engine. You've gone too far this time, military industrial complex. |
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I take back what I said, MEACO fans are absolute shite. It's the power supply that mostly lets them down - a cheap and flimsy USB connection, added to this is that my fan just died on me from what I suspect is overheating. |
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Does anybody else get ruined guts when it's hot like this? I've been having awful sloppy shits all day as though I've eaten a load of chillis or something. |
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Butters.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmm. |
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IMG_6188_640.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452595 |
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FX746VQWQAIgnn2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452619 |
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>>452619 I bet it's that sod who crowed about having his PC in a seperate room to his actual office like it was the most normal thing in the world. |
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153988354758.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Just realised I could soak my sports top and wear that like a shitty stillsuit or something. It's baggy enough that I'm only slightly repulsed by how it clings to my vile body. |
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FX5poryXgAIeXGk.jpeg.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() They've wrapped Hammersmith Bridge in foil to make sure it cooks evenly. Very sensible. I hope they've padded it with plenty of baking potatoes. |
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MV5BM2FlYjlkN2MtN2ZjZi00NTE2LWFmZjctNzRhMDM2MzY5ZT.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452623 |
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vlcsnap-2022-07-18-19h16m47s510.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Do any of you recognise this bloke? He has a cameo in the new Resident Evil series (it's not very good). I want to say he's Rod Hull but I'm sure that's wrong. The IMDb listing for his character is given as an African American guy and while the CGI might be that good, the accent's clearly British. |
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My eBay air conditioner is certainly doing the job of cooling me, though it seems to have no hope of actually chilling the entire room. |
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3qmc5um_fire-on-train-track_625x300_11_July_22.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452628 |
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I think I can hear fireworks. |
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It's still fucking roasting. |
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Went out for some cheese. It's weird feeling the air still be hot, not just warm, but hot, at half-past-ten. I wish I were Glaswegian. |
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How the fuck do so many people keep their windows open at night? I do it and my room's infested with spiders, moths and flies within the hour. I might as well just sleep outside for fucks sake. |
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It's been hot, sure, but people were saying we'd smash the records and go above 40 degrees on Monday. I assumed we would, since suburban Manchester got to an effortless 36, but the country as a whole barely went past 38 in the hottest place. It will be hotter tomorrow. Much hotter. |
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I thought thousands were supposed to die? |
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The council sent out messages to put the bin out last night because they'd be collecting it very early in the morning to avoid the worst of the heat. They've actually done it much later than usual. |
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So like. Why is it actually this hot? What's actually causing it? I mean specifically right now, not just the long term trend of climate change. |
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importedImage33455_4.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452661 |
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immidge_one.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452663 |
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The Forde Report came out and everyone's saying it confirms what they personally believed all along. |
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I've just had to venture outside for a bit. With the hot wind and the heat bouncing back off the ground it felt like being near a furnace. I can't remember it being intolerable like this when I've been to Florida in the summer. |
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Tomorrow will be 24c and I'm hard wired to think that is hot. |
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294648246_1568042663654223_2444101308829410019_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Social media zingers at it again. |
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>>452669 |
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fuck me it's toasty lads |
>> | No. 452672
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My top floor flat is currently unlivable, and aside from being uncomfortable this is fucking strange. I never thought I could experience that oven like temperature in this country. It feels surreal. Like watching snow in august or something. |
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manny.png ![]() ![]() ![]() A moment of thought for those affected by Dave's syndrome in these troubling times. |
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>>452670 |
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Facebook Memories informs me that it is exactly one year to the day since I posted that I live in a ground-floor flat, and that single ladies should take note of how relatively comfortable my bed will be to sleep in despite the hot weather. It didn't work then, but it's hotter now. Perhaps I should try again. |
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>>452675 |
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Offered to help someone move a load of hay in the most transparently "I don't actually want to help" way possible earlier. It felt amazing. At the last possible second to offer, as they spoke on the phone with someone else I go: "You won't need anymore help with that, will you?" and I was already walking away. Like a Jedi mind trick. I can see why some people just love being bastards, what a rush. |
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>>452677 |
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58c0de432e7fa419899c3db6699df55e61953e89-177750049.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452678 |
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the wind... it comes..... sweet relief. |
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Why does it still feel unbearably hot? Or am I drinking too much? |
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warm.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452681 |
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Slept like shit again. I am such a sweaty bastard right now. |
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>>452571 |
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Thank fuck that's over. A week or two of that wouldn't be funny. |
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Wait, are we supposed to be getting mad at Big Heat or Big Chill here? |
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Geoff-and-Vicki.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Just heard that Geoff and Vicki have split up. |
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Chris and Sharla are shagging. I knew it. |
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Caring about the private lives of YouTubers? You fucking sad acts. |
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I've had a listen to the Guardian's 'songs of the summer' and they're all shit. I don't know whether that's a reflection on me, modern music or the tastes of Guardian journalists. |
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It's raining now. I hope you're bloody happy. Twats. Look what you've done. |
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If you people don't use microwaves how on earth do you cook your vegetables? |
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45695.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452720 |
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makethumb.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452721 |
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What's the best time to knock on their door and ask the neighbour for the package they took delivery of yesterday? 9am? |
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I've just peeled some jacket potato skin from the bottom of my air fryer. Nice and crunchy and salty it was. I'd say it's actually better than crisps. |
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coffee.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Someone on a thread I can't find was bemoaning the price of instant coffee. |
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I have very badly sprained my wrist playing virtual reality table tennis. I should probably see a doctor about it, but I'd be less embarrassed if it was a wanking injury. I crippled myself playing pretend ping pong, for fuck's sake. There wasn't even a table to twat my knuckles on. |
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>>452779 |
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I think it was groovy ay eff for them to close my UC claim without telling me. |
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Screenshot 2022-07-26 125751.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452778 |
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Really fancy Dominos for lunch but they don't deliver where I live, so I'd have to go collect it. |
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>>452790 I have a feeling you won't survive the Apocalypse. |
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>>452790 actual coffee brewed from coffee beans. |
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The reason to drink instant is for convenience, not taste; obviously if you want good coffee you get the real thing, everyone knows that. |
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Liz Truss is looking scrummier and scrummier every day. |
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I watched the lady football earlier and, apart from the cunting England band, it was alright if you can accept their limitations. I think what the women's game is really missing is properly attractive players; they aren't ugly but there's no stunners out there. |
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FYnXb6zWAAQpjWQ.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452801 |
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laure boulleau.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452800 |
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Paid £4 for a 99 today. Daylight robbery. This was in Bradford as well. |
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MV5BZTI0NGM2OGYtNzVmMi00NGQ2LTk2MDAtN2RmYjIzMGRkZG.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've watched the original Final Destination film for the first time in about fifteen years. I'd completely forgotten that Stifler is in it. The stupidest part was when Ali Larter's character was asked a question on the phone and she nodded instead of saying yes, but the person at the other end seemed to be aware of this. |
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RIP ARE BERNARD |
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How easy (and cheap) is it to learn to shoot in this country? Say, I just wanted someone to teach me how to fire a rifle at a few targets or something. Maybe not clay pigeons. |
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So far I've got Keith Flint and Bruce Willis on my "Bad Hairline Inspo" board. Anyone else I'm missing? |
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Imagine being LadBaby's child. Yay, you're going to Majorca, oh wait you're going to spend a day trailing around with your manchild dad and fat mam, looking for sausage rolls for their YouTube channel watched solely by mongs. |
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What do I need to look for in a new washing machine? They all look the same to me. |
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629-lanvin-lanvin-lhomme-eau-de-toilette-spray-100.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Bought a new bottle of Lanvin today. A cologne I used to wear a lot as a younglad. It's a bit like CK One, but it's dominated by lavender and bergamotte. |
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Black-Cat-Foals-Rock-Band-Tour-2019-T-Shirt-For-Fa.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It wouldn't make any sense to get a shirt for a band I don't listen to, but I really like the design of this one with the cat on. |
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It might simply be that I'm getting older, but I've just watched Dune and I've no idea what half of the dialogue was because it was all frantic exhaling whispers and mumbling whilst music blasted out. |
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news.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452873 |
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Have I some sort of hidden talent for accents, or are people on the internet just fucking awful at understanding them? I can’t recall ever hearing an English language accent I couldn’t make sense of, yet any time someone doesn’t speak RP or American, people seem to struggle. Even the really out there ones of say Irish farmers are mostly doable. I just don’t get it. |
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I'm not sure I want to be with a woman who thinks a bloke's a bit gay if he knows more than one type of cologne. What next, she'll want me to wear a graphic t-shirt and only buy my shoes from George? She probably wouldn't understand wanting to have sex with men who look like girls either. |
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e4ioi98lj6n61.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452889 |
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It'd be really nice if we could just ignore the gatekeeping gobshite and get back to discussing how we are all going do die of heat-induced kidney failure next month. |
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Lads, is there a simple way to recover stuff deleted of phone SD card? I may have accidently binned a years worth of photos with a wrong box check. |
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Go go woman footballists. |
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>>452917 |
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SHE'S TAKEN HER TOP OFF |
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Get in! It's a shame the quality on BBC iPlayer is so crap I may as well be watching it on my dad's old Sega Gamegear. |
>> | No. 452921
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Now we just need 50%+ of the men's team to openly gay and we can do The Big One in December... |
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>>452919 |
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>>452919>>452922 |
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>>452923 |
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I like how all the headlines are like "England wins Euro 2022!" but the caveat that it was the women's Euro still has to lurk somewhere afterwards. |
>> | No. 452926
452926
Prince William handing out the medals and possibly wondering if any of these athletic young ladies are into pegging. |
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>>452926 |
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FZBEDMTWQAEFnwV.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Saved you going looking for it. |
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>>452928 |
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skynews-chloe-kelly-england_5851222.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452929 |
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D1d5FAXWkAEmQ-Q.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452939 |
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>>452940 |
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Ewr_jlNUcAUNgcY.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() If I buy train tickets and cinema tickets online all it does is send me an email with a QR code, right? I'm in my 20s, just, how am I such an old man about this? I'll tell you how, living in the countryside. It's awful, don't ever think about it, even for a laugh. |
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>>452942 |
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I don't know, the girls winning still feels like a more pedestrian version of an England victory. |
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>>452944 |
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A nest of Simon Whistlers have got into my loft. They won't stop reading scripts and it's keeping me up at night. Should I ring Rentokil, or just get up there with a rolling pin and start bashing? |
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>>452949 |
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It's come home, though I'm not sure what it was doing out of the house in the first place. |
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>>452950 |
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>>452944 |
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womencanwearmakeuptoo.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452801 |
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>>452953 |
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>>452955 |
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>>452953 |
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Using the phrase "twitter tier clapback" makes me think we're looking at a room temperature IQ here. Cunts who moan about Twitter, but are without failthe first ones to bring it up, should be made to live on that island in Scotland the RAF practices bombing runs on. |
>> | No. 452959
452959
I also noticed how working class the England squad sounded during the post-match last night. It was lovely when contrasted with the privately educated, Oxbridge Cosa Nostra I'm forced to live under daily. So don't even think of having a go, classwarriorlad. |
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>>452959 |
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>>452959 |
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I forgot to put the black wheelie bin out last night, and today I had to chase the bin lorry 150 feet down the street with my bin in tow, because I only heard the sound of the lorry while it was going past the house and I was still in the bathroom drying my hair. |
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>>452958 |
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FT32OIuWUAE-9I3.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452971 |
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FFHw-4nWYAM_W91.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452972 |
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>>452972 |
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>>452972 |
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Who the fuck is this Archie Battersby kid, and why does anyone give a fuck? Wasn't he a Corrie character? |
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>>452974 |
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>>452984 if nobody else needs it, |
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EpHaZiBVQAMP2zu.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>452991 |
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Whatever happened to that man who posted online a lot? He was ranting about noise from the dentist surgery or construction next door. And he would do karaoke sometimes. Then latterly he was posting numerous selfies on twitter looking sweaty and red in the face. |
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It's very embarrassing for the Chinese to be behaving as if Nancy Pelosi was a 500m tall mech that was readying to wade across the Taiwan Straight and lay waste to Easern China. Fucking get a grip and keep those silicon chips cheap, arseholes. |
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>>452874 |
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Have you lads ordered from foreign Amazon before? I've ordered a phone off German Amazon because it was €99 whereas it's £259 if I ordered it here. The only downside so far is that I've had to pay postage because I couldn't use my Prime on it. |
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>>453015 |
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453018
ytm.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I was absent mindedly scrolling through YouTube Shorts while eating my Chicago Town mini pizzas (out of the oven), and this munter came up. |
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>>453018 |
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>>453019 |
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>>453020 |
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453023
Are you really friends with someone if you don't tag them in a post on Facebook with lots of pictures of you two together when it's their birthday? |
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>>453023 |
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>>453023 |
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453027
I bought a watermelon from the supermarket, and I am overcome with perplexity: where do watermelons grow? Are there giant trees somewhere, their branches sagging under the weight of dozens of full-sized watermelons? Do watermelons fall off the branches and splash everywhere? Or do they grow on the ground? How many watermelons to a watermelon plant? |
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>>453027 |
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rehearsal e3.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453028 |
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453030
In other news, Nathan Fielder's new thing "The Rehearsal" is worth watching. It's not mind-blowing or gripping but it doesn't seem actively tedious or worse than Nathan For You in the same way that most other new things seem to be terrible lately. |
>> | No. 453031
453031
Just woken up to a text that AO sent at 7:15 to say my new washing machine will be delivered within the hour, looked outside and they're here already. Suppose it beats having to wait in all day for it. |
>> | No. 453033
453033
>>453028 |
>> | No. 453034
453034
A loaf of Warburtons has proper shrunk in size. |
>> | No. 453035
453035
I filled the car up for the first time this year. The £100 limit wasn't enough. Fuck me, how do normal people cope? |
>> | No. 453036
453036
t_2d782284e74f4db5a29dc3eebcbe779d_name_2022_08_03.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The video of this daftie getting flattened in court is one of the funniest things I've seen all year. |
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>>453035 |
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>>453034 |
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>>453038 |
>> | No. 453042
453042
YouTube recommended me a video of LadBaby and his beautiful wife running a McDonalds' drive through (video sponsored by McDonalds). The comments are fucking grim. People unironically enjoying LadBaby's "comedy". Shit taste cunts. |
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Roxanne-Messenger-Feet-6197729[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453042 |
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>>453042 |
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>>453042 |
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>>453046 |
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FCAV-FlXoAYk3au.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453046 |
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453052
My girlfriend is back tomorrow after a week away with our kids. Should I have missed them? I've really enjoyed the solitude. |
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>>453052 |
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>>453047 |
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453055
Sometimes I feel like a failure, but then I remember that a substantial group of people were involved in the commissioning and production of Talking Pints with Jimmy Savile and I feel much better about myself. |
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>>453056 |
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>>453057 |
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>>453058 |
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453063
battersbee.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Archie Battersbee's family organised a vigil outside his hospital last night, where they were trying to flog t-shirts at £15 a pop. Grifters gonna grift. |
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>>453063 |
>> | No. 453076
453076
I read yesterday that the mum said "It should be for God to decide when and how someone dies" and I was kind of struck by... Well, I don't really know the word for it. If it was up to God to decide when and how someone dies then he should never have been put on the machine. |
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>>453076 |
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453085
This is like in Gone Girl when Ben Affleck is encouraged to smile for the cameras even though his wife is missing, and then when he forces a smile they use that to pin it on him. |
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>>453085 |
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1v9t6i.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Show is over, let's move on. |
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>>453091 |
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453094
Screenshot from 2022-08-07 12-10-33.png ![]() ![]() ![]() So the rest of you are seeing the correct video he meant to post, are you? |
>> | No. 453096
453096
Are there any jobs where you can be a sneaky little rat-man but it's not evil? All I really like doing is sneaking and reading about history. |
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>>453096 |
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453101
Laina Morris is still incredibly fit. |
>> | No. 453102
453102
Just thought of a good username for Steam or something: Closet Donkey. I've already got one I really like so I'm not using it if anyone wants it. |
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>>453102 |
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453104
Kerry Katona is surprisingly good craic. |
>> | No. 453105
453105
Oh fuck me not another load of heat |
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>>453103 |
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453107
Clunge is a bit of a strange word for newspapers to asterisk out. |
>> | No. 453108
453108
Trying a new takeaway and I'm really curious as to what they mean by "8pc Mac n Cheese" given what I thought I knew about macaroni. |
>> | No. 453109
453109
Fried-Mac-and-Cheese-BallsIMG_3791edit-600x900.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453108 |
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>>453107 |
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>>453110 |
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anichebe-tweet.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453109 |
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453114
Screenshot_2022-08-10-08-00-04-78_fe657d718f12c74f.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() A lass on tinder had this as her final picture on her profile. Fair play. |
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o09eago78inoe11.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453114 |
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453134
When I'm using tomato puree in something I like to have a cheeky suck on the tube afterwards for a little treat. |
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>>453122 |
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453141
Listen I don't give a fuck what you two are on about, why is it so hot again? I thought we were done with this. |
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>>453140 |
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>>453141 |
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>>453143 |
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>>453144 |
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>>453144 |
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453148
I think it's fair to say that Louis Theroux has won the internet today. |
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>>453148 |
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453151
I am such a sweaty bastard right now. |
>> | No. 453152
453152
I can't remember what cold weather felt like. |
>> | No. 453153
453153
I was listening to a podcast and one of the (attractive female) hosts pretended to be a toddler having a temper tantrum. I'm now trying to work out the logistics of perpetrating a savage vigilante attack against myself. |
>> | No. 453154
453154
I'm meant to be travelling to see my parents tomorrow. I don't want to go, and only go after being guilt tripped by them. It's not like they're lonely, my brothers live with them, I just have no interest in going. Also they never come see me. What's a good excuse to basically get out of it? |
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453155
>>453154 |
>> | No. 453156
453156
The Red Arrows just flew over my house. I wish they hadn't fired a Brimstone missile at my wheelie bin, but it was nice to see them anyway. |
>> | No. 453157
453157
I am watching five or six wood pigeons having an orgy in a tree here as we speak. |
>> | No. 453184
453184
It's not even like I'm caked in sweat anymore. It's all congealed and I'm now coated in a thin layer of gunk I can drag my nails through. |
>> | No. 453187
453187
Got really high and had a wank to this yoga video. |
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>>453187 |
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>>453188 |
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CUW9cfxXAAERvpv.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453192 |
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>>453114 |
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>>453199 |
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>>453201 |
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453203
happytoast.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm used to seeing the usual lot calling for revolution but this one surprised me. |
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>>453203 |
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>>453204 |
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>>453205 |
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453207
I need to go shopping, but the only trousers I've got clean are jet black jeans. I'll miss you both somewhat. |
>> | No. 453209
453209
People are complaining about the drought but I'm bracing myself for the floods that are going to hit us in a few weeks. |
>> | No. 453277
453277
Time for beans on toast and a day of normal temperatures, Oh yes, I think I'm feeling it, Mr Ride, I'm feeling it right now. |
>> | No. 453281
453281
What's the best way to reinstall Windows 10 after swapping out the SSD on my laptop? |
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>>453281 |
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>>453285 |
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>>453286 |
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>>453289 |
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>>453289 |
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453293
You could dress me in a rubber gimp suit, lock me in a cube made of one way mirrors reflecting inwards and have a dominatrix fuck me with a rubber fist while a crowd outside looked on and I still wouldn't feel half as dirty as I do after eating a packet of Nice 'n' Spicy" Nic Nacs. |
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>>453293 |
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>>453293 |
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>>453293 |
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453299
frank-zappa-hot-rats-reprise-teldec-vinyl-album-ph.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453296 |
>> | No. 453301
453301
A841.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it true that vegetarians don't need to preheat their ovens because it's only really meat you need to worry about being in the danger zone? |
>> | No. 453302
453302
Still no rain, I am starting to doubt it's existence. |
>> | No. 453303
453303
>>453301 |
>> | No. 453314
453314
alyson-hannigan-at-2020-winter-tca-tour-in-pasaden.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Alyson Hannigan is going very slightly jowly and I am 100% on board with it. |
>> | No. 453322
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>>453314 |
>> | No. 453325
453325
RIP ARE DARIUS |
>> | No. 453326
453326
I've just listened to three different podcasts in a row that were sponsored by Livi and BetterHelp. Slightly worrying TBH. |
>> | No. 453328
453328
I spilt coffee on my bare, sweaty chest and now I smell like roast beef. It's making a bit hungry. |
>> | No. 453329
453329
I happened upon vast numbers of fully ripe blackberries today while going for a wee on the roadside. I just went behind some trees and there they were. I had a reasonably sized empty plastic bowl in the boot, so I filled it with some of the best blackberries I've ever seen. I then went and got some custard from the supermarket to put on them. Absolutely delicious. I've still got some left, so maybe I'll make a blackberry pie tomorrow night. Or some blackberry muffins. Something like that. |
>> | No. 453337
453337
I feel really jittery today for seemingly no reason. I've had about three or four coffees in twenty-four hours so I hardly think it's that, but as to what else it might be I've no idea. |
>> | No. 453339
453339
bbs.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453329 |
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453343
>>453337 |
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>>453343 |
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453345
>>453339 |
>> | No. 453346
453346
Fuck sake, man. I got the "wrong" bin again and the neightbours just swapped it. Mental. |
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453347
>>453345 |
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>>453346 |
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>>453348 |
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>>453349 |
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>>453350 |
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>>453351 |
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>>453357 |
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453361
>>453359 |
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453362
>>453361 |
>> | No. 453363
453363
Getting a tooth removed, lads. First dental procedure ever. |
>> | No. 453364
453364
I'd like to be in less pain now thanks. |
>> | No. 453372
453372
Learning that unless I live in London, my ambition, for the past four days, to work at a museum is as realistic as being overall winner at the 24 Hours of Le Mans or having a GP explain why I haven't taken a normal shit in eight months. |
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>>453372 |
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>>453373 |
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>>453374 |
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>>453375 |
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>>453376 |
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>>453378 |
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>>453374 |
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>>453379 |
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>>453389 |
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>>453391 |
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>>453392 |
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>>453391 |
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>>453390 |
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>>453393 |
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>>453394 |
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453401
>>453399 |
>> | No. 453452
453452
Recent research is leading me to believe that it's presently only socially acceptable for women to wear ponchos. I'm not trying to larp as the Man With No Name, I just think they look practical. |
>> | No. 453453
453453
>>453452 |
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453454
china.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453453 |
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453455
poncho-china.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453454 |
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453456
nuevo leon.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453455 |
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453457
>>453456 |
>> | No. 453459
453459
Windows 11 just became available for my laptop. I downloaded and installed it yesterday. I have to say it runs more smoothly than Windows 10, at least with the limited system resources of my Lenovo laptop with 4 GB RAM. Reading up on it, apparently Microsoft have implemented some clever RAM usage which dedicates more resources to actively used programmes. |
>> | No. 453466
453466
I was watching Last Week Tonight (first mistake, I know) and they were doing a bit on mental health. They played an old clip from the 50s of a group of psychiatric nurses being trained in hair and makeup at a posh Bond Street salon. |
>> | No. 453467
453467
>>453466 |
>> | No. 453479
453479
Are proper salt and pepper grinders worth the outlay or should I just continue with the cheapo pre-filled ones you can get at the shops? |
>> | No. 453481
453481
>>453479 |
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453482
>>453479 |
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>>453482 |
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>>453483 |
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>>453485 |
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>>453486 |
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>>453483 |
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Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Either DuckDuckGo is shit, or the world is. |
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>>453499 |
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>>453500 |
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>>453501 |
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>>453479 |
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>>453503 |
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>>453504 |
>> | No. 453510
453510
I feel like watching something that's a bit shit but watchable, like Blast from the Past, Pleasantville or The Faculty. Maybe even Lake Placid. Any suggestions? |
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453512
>>453510 |
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>>453510 |
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>>453512 |
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>>453510 |
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>>453510 |
>> | No. 453520
453520
napoleon-dynamite-1200x900.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Or how about Napoleon Dynamite. It's a shit but watchable movie that's stil mildly funny the second or third time. |
>> | No. 453526
453526
I wish the government would get back to work so we could have more politics threads here for me to read while at work. This silly season hasn't even been particularly silly. It's just been nervous jitters on the news every night as we wait to see if the economy will die completely or only the usual amount. |
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453527
>>453526 |
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>>453527 |
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>>453528 |
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>>453529 |
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>>453530 |
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Fuck me I've totally wasted the day. |
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>>453528 |
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>>453531 |
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>>453533 |
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>>453531 |
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>>453536 |
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>>453536 |
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>>453536 |
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>>453539 |
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>>453536 |
>> | No. 453545
453545
Is it strange to keep wearing the same pyjamas? I've been sleeping in my favourite pyjamas every night for at least two months now; they're being washed at least once a week and then put on again that same evening. |
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453546
>>453545 |
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>>453545 |
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hundertbillionen.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453542 |
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>>453547 |
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>>453549 |
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the burnsy gets to sleep in the crib.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453551 |
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>>453551 |
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>>453551 |
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>>453554 |
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>>453553 |
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>>453556 |
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>>453560 |
>> | No. 453562
453562
Fucking hell, lads. If you want to talk about energy prices causing inflation to spike can you please do it in the thread about energy prices going up rather than here? It was bad enough that the weekend thread was dominated all last weekend by bores going on about GDPR. |
>> | No. 453572
453572
IMG_2742.JPG.gallery.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The English Constitution Party are having a 'walk in York' today, hoping to attract hundreds of people. I'm fairly certain they're freemen of the land. |
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>>453572 |
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>>453574 |
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>>453572 |
>> | No. 453638
453638
Slept for nine hours, now I can't stop thinking about killing myself. |
>> | No. 453639
453639
Screenshot 2022-08-29 at 10-47-14 Opinion The Guar.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Well done on the new column, mate! |
>> | No. 453648
453648
>>453639 |
>> | No. 453651
453651
Today I went to Lyme Park. I saw a man filling a bag with sheep poo, mind you this was a visitor rather than someone working there. If I had to pick up some poo I'd put my hand in the bag, scoop it up and then turn the bag inside out but this man was enthusiastically picking the poo up with his hand and throwing it into the bag. |
>> | No. 453652
453652
>>453651 |
>> | No. 453663
453663
FB_IMG_1661876985289.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Kunt just announced his magnum opus. |
>> | No. 453664
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>>453663 |
>> | No. 453665
453665
Thinking of that "There's probably a market for acoustic microphones" or whatever it is those audiophiles are on about, you know what there's a market for? Non-intrusive IoT devices. I'm playing with this security camera my friend bought and it requires an app to run that needs all sorts of permissions, calling home to some random place in China no doubt. This isn't secure. A closed-circuit smart home, one that doesn't rely on cloud servers. You'd have to charge more for the devices if you're not selling end user metadata but that's the USP right there. There's a huge market of paranoiacs and criminals who'd eat it up. |
>> | No. 453666
453666
>>453665 |
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453667
>>453665 |
>> | No. 453669
453669
My mouth is almost constantly full of ulcers, and it has just occurred to me that I haven't had one for months. Hurray! I have noticed this, however, because I seem to have bitten the inside of my mouth, right at the back, and therefore will probably get one very soon. Bugger. |
>> | No. 453670
453670
>>453667 |
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453671
>>453670 |
>> | No. 453685
453685
There used to be a website that would stream all kinds of CCTV/cameras from across the world. I was too dumb to know if it was some unsecure networks or whatever, but it was good fun. I wonder if it is still around. |
>> | No. 453693
453693
>>453685 |
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453695
>>453685 |
>> | No. 453703
453703
Nick Kyrgios is a fucking grass. |
>> | No. 453712
453712
Popular YouTuber Bald & Bankrupt has made his last travel video in Russia, after being arrested mid-journey, charged, tried and found guilty, then deported from Russia forever. |
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453713
>>453712 |
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453714
>>453712 |
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>>453713 |
>> | No. 453717
453717
Very weird speculation in this thread. And all after the truth was a Google search away. |
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453718
>>453717 |
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453719
>>453718 |
>> | No. 453728
453728
Today I have been to Beamish. There were very long queues everywhere; it took almost 40 minutes to actually get in and there were large queues for the pub, sweet shop, bakery, chippy and just about everything else that wasn't an old house with old furniture in it. There were quite a few people larping as if they were from the 40s and 50s; a few men pretending they were in Peaky Blinders but it was mainly the womenfolk who'd taken it upon themselves to wear period fashion. A lot of the volunteers didnt seem to know what they were doing. There was also a group of people with Down's Syndrome and their carers that stunk of curry powder for some reason and I also saw a lass dressed up as a schoolgirl with an anime wig on. I was there for the best part of six hours and didn't do anything because my legs were done in; I had a ride on one of the vintage buses but I don't think the driver knew how to control it smoothly because it was ridiculously bumpy. The chippy chips were nice, although unsurprisingly overpriced. |
>> | No. 453729
453729
>>453728 |
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>>453717 |
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453731
>>453730 |
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453732
>>453729 |
>> | No. 453824
453824
totaljobs.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I quite fancy the lass from the Totaljobs advert. |
>> | No. 453825
453825
>>453824 |
>> | No. 453826
453826
urls.png ![]() ![]() ![]() JK Rowling has been using the internet since at least 2009 and still does not understand how urls work or that you can't put any old ascii character in a username. |
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453827
>>453825 |
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453828
>>453826 |
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unknown.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453828 |
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>>453832 |
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>>453832 |
>> | No. 453836
453836
Going to Derby tomorrow, for a laugh. Anything I should look for while I'm there? The Derby Space Needle? The Derby Museum of Science and Natural History? A shop still inexplicably stocking sixth gen console games and not in a retro way? |
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1e6.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453836 |
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>>453837 |
>> | No. 453843
453843
I'd like to move house but I don't think I could afford it. I think I could get £220k to £250k for where I live now, which I'd estimate towards the lower end as I'd need to touch up the bathroom and en suite so I'd have around £80k in equity on sale. The houses I've looked at on Rightmove that are a marked upgrade on where I am now are all in the region of £450k to £550k, so I wouldn't be able to afford one of these unless I found at least £100k down the back of the sofa. |
>> | No. 453844
453844
>>453843 |
>> | No. 453845
453845
Just got stung in the palm of my hand by a yellowjacket ten minutes ago. Pesky fuckers. |
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453846
>>453844 |
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ONS.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453846 |
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>>453846 |
>> | No. 453850
453850
seed_759305_00017.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The Stable Diffusion AI doesn't quite know what Liz Truss looks like. It clearly recognises her and gets the gist, but she always comes out looking like an eldritch nightmare version of herself. |
>> | No. 453853
453853
>>453850 |
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seed_367227_00006.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453850 |
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>>453854 |
>> | No. 453861
453861
Dch104LX4AAJA6k.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() One of you will be into these no doubt. |
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453862
>>453845 |
>> | No. 453863
453863
Do people still use rofl? |
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>>453863 |
>> | No. 453865
453865
Chuffed with myself because I managed to fix the washing machine. Not that I wouldn't have 400 to 500 quid for a new one, but it's convenient that I don't have to spend them on something like this at the moment. |
>> | No. 453866
453866
Silicones-not-for-use-on-electrical-applications.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453865 |
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>>453866 |
>> | No. 453878
453878
I'll be moving soon, so I've fucked off my TV licence. I'll get one at my new address. But I haven't moved yet, and now they're threatening to send the boys round. My TV is right by my front window, too, so they can see it from the street. I hope I get to move soon. I also hope they don't cotton on that I have the same name as someone whose TV licence expired in June, and deduct several months from my new one at my new address. TV is fucking awful now, absolutely beyond redemption, but I do like to leave it on in the background whenever I sit in my living room. |
>> | No. 453879
453879
>>453878 |
>> | No. 453881
453881
For breakfast I'm having waffle sandwiches. The packaging says I can cook them in the toaster so this is a new experience for me as I usually grill them. Melted butter and hot potato waffles are pure childhood nostalgia for me. |
>> | No. 453888
453888
>>453879 |
>> | No. 453891
453891
Twitter's saying the Queen's dead. I hope so, I want the threads on /news/ to go "Queen Dead, USB Penis Boy". |
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453892
>>453891>>453891 |
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453893
>>453892 |
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453894
>>453892>>453891 |
>> | No. 453895
453895
I don't think she's dead just yet, but I have a feeling in my bones that this is it, because it's exactly the last thing the country needs right now. How will we face the long, dark, bleakness of winter without or spiritual leader and figurehead? |
>> | No. 453896
453896
1_Prince-Charles-at-Sri-Bangla-Sahib-Gurudwara.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>453895 |
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453897
>>453896 |
>> | No. 453898
453898
FcIlJOVXkAEeTxR.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Here she is, waving good-bye. |
>> | No. 453899
453899
BBC One have cleared their schedule until 6pm to cover rolling news about the Queen. |
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453900
>>453897 |
>> | No. 454004
454004
Look, look over there. Liz is dead. There is no news but Liz. |
>> | No. 454005
454005
It's proper kicking off on Beeston Facey this week. Loads of mums are FUMIN' that their daughters have been told they can't wear shoes that don't comply with the uniform policy. |
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454034
>>454005 |
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454042
>>454034 |
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454045
I got an email from Evri (Hermes) at 5pm to let me know they'd be delivering a parcel today between 11am and 1, which I'd already received. |
>> | No. 454053
454053
images.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a couple of power cuts around 4am the other night and my pc started bluescreening every few hours, and started backing things up. In the hunt for my old wallpapers I found this piece of pure pathos which I'd like to share, because I'm probably going to delete it. |
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454068
>>454053 |
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>>454068 |
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>>454069 |
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>>454068 |
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>>454102 |
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454157
I can't work out if Matt Lucas has been on a diet or if he has something terminal. He looks ill. |
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>>454157 |
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1_SDC_MDG_-CHP_42938JPG.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454167 |
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>>454168 |
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>>454168 |
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pierluigi-collina.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454196 |
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>>454202 |
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454208
rasmussen.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454207 |
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454209
bdb884ce62a25644dbb1179bf60157a4.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454208 |
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454211
>>454208 |
>> | No. 454281
454281
It's been quite chilly the last couple of days. It looks like it's the time of year for me to start phasing out wearing shorts indoors in favour of jogger bottoms. |
>> | No. 454282
454282
>>454281 |
>> | No. 454372
454372
My boiler isn't working. Any suggestions before I fork out an arm and a leg for a plumber? I've replaced the fuse, even though that light was still on, and checked that part for any loose wiring but it all seemed okay. |
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454374
>>454372 |
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454375
>>454374 |
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454376
>>454375 Is it flashing up any error codes? |
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454377
images.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454376 |
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454386
>>454377 |
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>>454386 |
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454389
flaps.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454387 |
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454390
20220920_091200~2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454386 |
>> | No. 454391
454391
Alright, the user manual says the 'chimney sweep button' displays the operation status and the error codes. That's the one next to the reset button. However, it's not flashing a certain colour or pattern; it's not turning on at all. I think I'll just have to ring Potterton and see if they've any bright ideas. |
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454392
>>454391 |
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>>454392 |
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454396
>>454393 |
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454410
>>454396 |
>> | No. 454419
454419
Saw a teenager who walks like he's a bigman fumbling with a keysafe that was attached to a fence down this little alley, hidden in the hedge. |
>> | No. 454426
454426
>>454419 |
>> | No. 454429
454429
>>454426 |
>> | No. 454515
454515
The cat bit me earlier and broke the skin. Washed it and slapped some savlon on but it's like a bruise and tender. See how it is tomorrow I suppose. |
>> | No. 454516
454516
>>454515 |
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454517
>>454515 |
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454518
>>454516 |
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454519
>>454518 |
>> | No. 454523
454523
>>454516 |
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454525
>>454523 |
>> | No. 454526
454526
Well if you think a cat bite's bad, my dad decked it over the dog last night, and after spending all night in A&E it turns out he's fractured his hip in two places, and his femur. That's not a trivial injury at 64 and will likely need some pretty intensive surgery. Fortunately the ambulance lads were cracking, and only took an hour and a half to get here, which is impressive with how busy I've seen the A&E get lately, and he seems to be doing alright after a few doses of morphine. |
>> | No. 454527
454527
>>454526 |
>> | No. 454528
454528
There's this new daytime quiz show with Dan Walker but it's really weird because he's about 2ft taller than all of the contestants so there's too many camera shots zoomed in on his forehead because he's having to look down to talk to them. |
>> | No. 454529
454529
The Windows 11 22H2 update is taking fucking forever to download. On a day when somehow my wi fi connection is piss poor despite unplugging and rebooting everything. It's slowing down everything else. I hope it's worth it. |
>> | No. 454530
454530
>>454529 |
>> | No. 454531
454531
When's Windows 12 coming out? Every other Windows version is shit, but I do need a new computer, so I'd like them to hurry up and announce the next good version, please. |
>> | No. 454532
454532
>>454531 |
>> | No. 454533
454533
>>454530 |
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454534
>>454533 |
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454535
>>454534 |
>> | No. 454536
454536
>>454534 |
>> | No. 454537
454537
Got an invite to my local Labour members meeting. I've still never been to one, but the opening of the agenda for this one made me laugh. |
>> | No. 454538
454538
>>454533 |
>> | No. 454539
454539
>>454538 |
>> | No. 454540
454540
>>454538 |
>> | No. 454541
454541
Christie's are auctioning off James Bond memorabilia for absolute stupid money. |
>> | No. 454547
454547
Have you ever been a right fucking twat? |
>> | No. 454548
454548
>>454540 |
>> | No. 454553
454553
>>454547 |
>> | No. 454561
454561
Apparently it's a thing amongst the youth whereby if someone tries to give you a fistbump you grab their hand and say cabbage. |
>> | No. 454562
454562
>>454561 |
>> | No. 454564
454564
>>454562 |
>> | No. 454568
454568
>>454562 |
>> | No. 454576
454576
Is it strange to email a company/organisation about jobs you're not qualified for? I saw a few job adverts that caught my eye and whilst I have a lot of industry experience, it's not in the side that they specialise in. There was a contact on the adverts so I've sent her an email asking what I can do from the outside to get to that level or if there are other roles she thinks I'd be better suited for where I'd be able to work my way up. Nothing ventured nothing gained, but I don't know if this is the done thing. |
>> | No. 454577
454577
>>454576 |
>> | No. 454578
454578
>>454577 |
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454579
>>454577 |
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454580
>>454579 |
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454581
>>454580 |
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454582
>>454581 |
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454583
>>454582 |
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454584
>>454582 |
>> | No. 454585
454585
Why the fuck are crocs so expensive? £45-75. They're just injection moulded foam rubber. |
>> | No. 454586
454586
>>454582 |
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454587
>>454586 |
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454588
>>454587 |
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454589
>>454587 |
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454590
>>454585 |
>> | No. 454591
454591
>>454589 |
>> | No. 454593
454593
The defining characteristic of wokeness is that it isn't just about being nice, because as otherlad pointed out, people were already being nice. It's that wokeness invented extra steps of being nice, because your earnestly intended niceness wasn't already enough, and now you have to be pro-actively nice. It's not enough to just mind your own business, you've got to actively support [oppressed group(s)]. You have to keep up on whatever the latest version of being nice is, and if you fall behind you're basically Hitler. The niceness treadmill. |
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454595
>>454593 |
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454596
>>454593 |
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454597
>>454595 |
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454598
>>454597 |
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454599
>>454595 |
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454600
>>454599 |
>> | No. 454603
454603
My girlfriend helps to manage a food pantry and it turns out all of the cleaners are stealing from it. Not because they're desperate and need to steal food because they're struggling for money, they just think they're more entitled to it than the people actually using the service. Stealing from a charity has to rank up there. |
>> | No. 454604
454604
>>454603 |
>> | No. 454606
454606
There's woke people, then there's people who are contrarian about woke people, then there's people who are contrarian about people who are contrarian about woke people. The third category is by far the most insufferable. |
>> | No. 454609
454609
>>454606 |
>> | No. 454610
454610
>>454609 |
>> | No. 454613
454613
Look, I'm not going to do it, but one of us needs to step up and make a new weekday thread, first thing Monday. Unless, I suppose, if Putin does use a nuclear device in Ukraine, then it's bang on point again. |
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454614
GILLMikelmassTwo-275278-v2-c9771c9.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454613 |
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454615
>>454614 |
>> | No. 454617
454617
radiator.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454615 |
>> | No. 454620
454620
>>454617 |
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