She's showing off her chebs on Instagram.

Dragon bikini Vorderman

Does she realise the amount of furious wanking goes on over the pictures she publishes

>>68649
This thread is testament to the fact that Carol Vorderman is a very desperate woman in need of validation.

>>68650
I'd validate her iykwim aityd

>>68666
I don't think I've ever wanted anything as badly as Carol wants attention.

>>68666

Sixty years old. Science is a wonderful thing.

>>68668

On the one hand yes, on the other hand, without science I wouldn't be so utterly sick of the sight of her. If god had meant us to wank furiously over Voderman he wouldn't have put her on for only small segments in the middle of the day.

It's truly sad the way Vorderman has caused us to make this thread and post pictures of her in it for two years straight. She needs professional help.

>>68677
Why? She likes posting photos where she looks fit and other people like looking at them. Would you consider yourself in need of pathologisation if a woman said you were attractive and you got an ego boost as a result? It's just innocent fun on the internet, relax!

Well, innocent if you ignore all the hunched over desk wanking.

>>68678

If a man has a wank, that is fine and healthy, if a man wanks at at all hours of the day non-stop, then we send him for psychological evaluation.

>>68679
But that's not what's happening.

>>68680

If this is takes everything literally lad than you are correct she isn’t wanking. For anyone else, isn't it? Explain how my analogy doesn't apply. This seems to go well beyond normal parameters of taking pictures of yourself, into the unhealthy. At this point I would say the driving force is, 'I must do this thing so I can take a picture of me doing it', rather than 'I am doing this thing I should take a picture of it'.

>>68681

I don't think it's unusual for an "influencer" to take this many selfies. She's just doing her job as others have pointed out.
Is her job healthy? Probably not, but how many are?

>>68682

So you agree it is unhealthy, but you want to handwave that away because 'it is her job'?

I'm sorry I don't accept the logic. The Marlboro Men were just doing a job that doesn't make what they were doing okay.

it is also worth mentionin no one is paying her to do this as far as I am aware, what it is, is dry humping away at exposure to stay relvant in an advertising market that has questionable impact anyway.

>>68683

Are you suggesting that by putting her cheps on display and causing you to overwank, she's as bad as the Marlborough men encouraging people to get lung cancer? Are your masturbation habits as disruptive to your life as lung cancer?

>>68680
As far as you know

>>68685
Lung cancer doesn't affect me at all because I don't have it. Checkm8

>>68685

If we calculate the hours spent tugging and the electricity consumed by the computers displaying the images, it turns out carol vordermans cheps are responsible for as much carbon emissions as the entire continent of southern America.

You can't ignore the data lad. If we want to survive the next century we've got to give up the vorders.

>>68687

>If we want to survive the next century we've got to give up the vorders.

It's been nice knowing you, lads.

>>68685

No I am saying 5 Marlborough men died from doing thier job because it was unhealthy. I think Carol's behavour is a sickness, and saying 'but it is her job' isn't enough reason to do it.

>>68689
She isn't going to die from it no matter how hard you pull your pud, don't worry.

>>68690

No shit.

>>68691

Do you really not understand what jokes are?

>>68692
If I wanted to know how to make a big joke I'd ask your parents.

>>68693

They don't know anything about writing for comedy you fucking idiot.

>>68694
Yeah, I suppose you're more of a tragedy.

>>68695

I'm obviously not any piece of writing how could you ever suggest such a thing you total cretin.

>>68696
You're certainly a piece of work.

>>68697

I'm a human being where do you get these unfathomably thick ideas from?

>>68692

I do. Jokes are funny.

>>68699

You've won "most predictable response of the year".

>>68700
If you don't want boring answers don't ask boring questions.

>>68700
Do you really not understand what jokes are?

Lads, please, can't you see what she's doing to us?

>>68703

I fuck said she was unhealthy didn't I?

>>68704
You did what?

>>68705

I fuck said she was unhealthy didn't I?

She didn't do a single fucking thing to mark captain Tom's birthday. What a massive hypocrite she is.

>>68712
Did she not even get her babs out for the NHS? Shame.

More like Cancelled Vorderman, am I right?

>>68713
When you go on TV crying about how brilliant captain Tom was and then start telling the papers we should all celebrate his birthday as captain Tom day, the very least you could do is show your wabs for charity. To do fuck all after all that just stinks of narcissism.

Vorderman in the sunshine

Vorderman in the gym.

Stop posting her, I'm begging you. She is old enough to be, and looks a bit like, my mum.

>>68734
POST YOUR MUM

>>68734

Lucky bastard

>>68735
That will only make things worse.

>>68734

IS YOUR MUM ON INSTAGRAM?

>>68737
Pimp her out on onlyfans.

>>68739
I'd subscribe to onlymams.