>>68999

I'D GIVER HER BED HEAD IYKWIM.

Weirdly, I have literally no interest in her daughter.

>>69000

She's attractive enough to convincingly court in order to engineer a situation in which I get to have a thrilling affair with her mum

Perforated Vorderman.

new leggings vorderman

Facewise she does little for me, but when I order my fleet of pleasurebots, I think a trio of Vorderbots will be among the earlier batches.
And not conjoined, in a flurry of arses and legs. Separate. Like nature sort of intended.

>>69048
Imagine having one of these but it's a load of rotating Vorder legs and arses bent over.

>>69052
Wouldn't you put the metal shoes under the spokes, though, rather than between them? Surely that's where the wheels are most likely to get damaged.

>>69054
I don't think they were ever practical.

Very disturbing legs Vorderman.

vorderman fanny

>>69062

sit on my face voderman

Selfie in the car Vorderman.

Vorderman in her radio presenting attire.

Big belt Vorderman

>>69167
Is that a cup of your piss? That's disgusting; what the hell is wrong with you? Or is it a cup of Carol Vorderman's piss? Because that would be fine.

>>69167
AND WHAT A FLIMSY LOOKING BATTLESTATION. AND WHAT IS THAT BINARY BUSINESS ON YOUR PAPER?

>>69169
I'm more concerned they appear to be using Windows XP on a Dell in their Grandparents spare room (judging by the wallpaper) and is definitely not hydrating enough.

>>69170
HE MAYBE USING OPENSHELL LIKE ANY SANE PERSON.

>>69167
Everything about this picture looks like it's from 15 years in the past, including the shitty camera job, but the only discernible word on the leaf of paper bottom-left is "coronavirus".

>>69173
> but the only discernible word on the leaf of paper bottom-left is "coronavirus".
COR BLIMEY YOUR EYES ARE BAD LAD

>>69167

You need to sort your life out, mate.

>>69170
They're also browsing whatever the current version of Krautchan is so I'm not sure what this has to do with Vorderman or us.

Right, lads. I've been slacking with my Vorderman posting. Shall we just call it a day?

>>69207
No! I want to see her turn 70 while still doing this!

Paddleborderman.

Vorderman in her wetsuit.

>>69212
Wonderful, in so many ways. Thank you for your service.

>>69214
Carol's the one providing the buoyancy aids.

Vorderman working from home.

Weird pink circle on her phone Vorderman.

Sun's put Vorderman.

Vorderman with a screwdriver.

Vorderman doing yoga on a paddleboard.

Vorderman on the beach.

Silhouette Vorderman that I didn't accidentally post as a new thread.

More silhouette Vorderman.

Luminous Vorderman.

Vorderman back on the beach.

Vorderman on the water.

>>69251
That cleavage looks like it sticks out a foot in front of her.

>>69252
But clearly it does not. What maths sorcery is this?

>>69253
The vord works in mysterious ways ♡

Vorderman getting ready to go kayaking.

Vorderman in red.

Vorderman in red.

Vorderman on her kayak, with a fishing rod.

Vorderman with her kayaking chum.

Thanks, mods. It's hard posting with just one hand.

Vorderman in her swimsuit.

Dripping wet Vorderman.