Do you reckon she still watches Countdown?

>>63022
The guy on the right is hiding his stonk on with his drum. I can see it in his eyes.

>>63024
I can see it in your eyes
There is something
Something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes
There is something
That you have for me
Is there a reason why?
There is something
Something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes
There is something
That you have for me

>>63023
Likely after a night on the piss, with a bucket of ice cream, bawling her eyes out, pointing at the TV screen, shouting "I used to do that!".

>>63026

And unlike that cow Rachel Riley, Vorderman can actually do the maths. (Riley is fed the maths via earpiece, allegedly)

>>63027
Susie would never stand for that. This sounds like one of those smears that came out shortly after she had a pop at Corbyn for anti-Semitism. It's a sad day when even countdown is politicised.

>>63027
Riley has a 1:2 with honours in Maths from Oxford, so if she needs fed answers where previously an engineer didn't, I'd be fucking baffled m8.

Vorderman in her knickers.

Vorderman in her knickers in her gym.

Pilot vorderman.

>>63027
>>63028
Both Susie and Rachel get fed answers from the ear piece.

They mention it on the show sometimes.

>>63054
balderdash!

>>63055
You've used the "A" twice, lad.

Vorderman with a plumber in her local post office.

>>63057
I'D FIX HER PIPES IYKWIM

Daily Mail sudoku on a train vorderman.

Vorderman with a double leg amputee.

Vorderman with her hood up.

Vorderman with astronauts.

Vorderman doing press-ups.

Vorderman with her leg up.

Vorderman with her tongue out.

Stretchy vorderman.

Bendy vorderman.

One foot in the air vorderman.

Stage door vorderman.

In every one of these photos, you can see the desperation in her eyes. Please, please let me back on the telly. She's like a female Alan Partridge.

>>63112

That's one eye accounted for, but what's going on in the other one? I think she's scanning the horizon for prey.

>>63112

I'm not seeing it. Besides, she seems to be on telly whenever she feels like it, and has a lot going on otherwise. I doubt Partridge would be flying his own plane about for the craic.

rule 34 vorderman https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Carol_Vorderman/1

>>63117
They missed a trick not photoshopping some of those to say 'cuntdown'.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman at the gym.

Vorderman on a train wearing a hat.

Vorderman on a train without her hat.

That's it.

That's an entire month of posting vorderman.

What now?

Where do I go from here?

What am I doing with my life?

>>63140

You can't stop now. This thread ends when either you or Vorderman are dead.

>>63143
Vorderman died when she abandoned Whiteley to the wolves.

>>63140
Take the bank holiday off, kid, you've earnt it.