>>67176

She can hang her stockings on my mantlepiece IYKWIM.

>>67176
I'D PUT MINCE PIES AND SHERRY OUT FOR HER IYKWIM.

Oh Carol, when i see you on Countdown, I have to pull my pants down, and pop a finger in my brown...

Vordermong.

Vorderman struggling to get her coat over her massive chebs.

Vorderman with her coat over her massive chebs.

>>67195
Hey, that's my local BBC News' weather reporter.

>>67202
Carol is owain's fag hag.

>>67193

Those leather-bound books though.

>>67208
Books-by-the-foot. They'll be all old accountancy ledgers.

Carol's almost gone a month without posting something showing off her assets. I think this is the first time that's happened since starting the thread.

>>67509

She's too busy for all that, the dirty mare.

>>67510
The blur makes her worryingly look like my mum.

>>67511

Is your mum single?

>>67512
No, but my dad is definitely punching with her.

>>67509
She's dead

Carol Vorderman with my future wife.

Vorderman from the side[boob]

Vorderman on location.

Vorderman with a trainee fighter pilot.

I don't know if it's desperation or not, but I'd actually now like to grab Carol Vorderman's meaty arse and have away in the sex IYKWIM.

Vorderman with a new fringe.

Vorderman's commissioned portrait of herself.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1338056577320939522

>>67696
Dream or nightmare, I don't know, but I'm seeing that in my sleep tonight.

Vorderman from the front.

Vorderman from the rear.

>>67695
>ESTABLISHED 1981

YOU WISH, CAROL.

>>67732
That TV programme makes no sense whatsoever, and if it wasn't on straight after Strictly, nobody would ever watch it.

>>67733
Few can afforderman.

>>67736
AUDIBLE GUFFAWDERMAN

>>67737

POTY

Drunk vorders at Christmas.

>>67749

WATCH OUT FOR YOUR AUNTY CAROL, SHE GETS A BIT TOUCHY-FEELY WHEN SHE'S BEEN AT THE ADVOCAAT.

>>67750
BRB, stocking up on advocaat.

>>67749
She's starting to look a little Bogdanoff there.

>>67752
Wait until you see what she has done to her boobies.

>>67753
I expect she has nipples like Marty Feldman's eyes.

>>67754
Rotting underground in a Los Angeles memorial park?

>>67755
I'd have thought eyes would be one of the first things to decompose.

First Vorderman of the year, lads.

>>67771

The interest on my wank bank account is frankly scandalous. Happy New Year, VorderLads.

Vorderman's nostrils.

I HEARD SHE IS A MEMBER OF A SUPERNATIONAL SECRET GOVERNMENT, THE NEW WORLD ORDERMAN.

>>67783
I'd let her bring the great reset, iykwim.

Starting to get a bit worried about this appearing on /sfw/.

>>67785
It's fine, she's done kids TV.

>>67785
Not our fault if fully clothed pictures of Vorderman are getting you hot under the collar.

Cardboarderman.

Vorderman near a shed.

>>67841
VORDERmod