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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 62742 Crabkiller
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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Vorderman from the rear.
>> No. 62743 Anonymous
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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Vorderman.
>> No. 62744 Crabkiller
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:41 pm
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Full credit to her surgeon, he's done a cracking job. A bit unsubtle, but I like it.
>> No. 62745 YubYub
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:54 pm
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>> No. 62746 YubYub
19th March 2019
Tuesday 4:48 pm
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>>62741
Two from the top

>>62742
Two from the bottom

>>62743
Two from anywhere else
>> No. 62747 Moralfag
19th March 2019
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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>>62742
I think she must be teeny tiny in real life. Famouses often are.
>> No. 62748 Auntiefucker
19th March 2019
Tuesday 11:23 pm
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>>62747

The google reckons she's 5'5".

she could take my five inches iykwim
>> No. 62749 Billbob
20th March 2019
Wednesday 11:27 am
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Fur trimmed Vorderman.
>> No. 62750 Crabkiller
20th March 2019
Wednesday 11:27 am
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At the races Vorderman.
>> No. 62751 Paedofag
20th March 2019
Wednesday 12:05 pm
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A thread of true /iq/ quality.
>> No. 62752 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 5:13 pm
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Air cadet vorderman.
>> No. 62753 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 5:14 pm
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Welsh women's rugby vorderman.
>> No. 62768 Are Moaty
21st March 2019
Thursday 12:27 pm
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Coach awards vorderman.
>> No. 62819 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:54 am
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Vorderman with her horse.
>> No. 62824 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:51 am
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This thread is the new highlight of my day.
>> No. 62826 Moralfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:47 am
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Op is a ledge and this thread must never die.
>> No. 62837 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:59 pm
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Pilot Vorderman
>> No. 62838 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>62837

You're doing god's work, son.
>> No. 62840 YubYub
24th March 2019
Sunday 1:49 am
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>>62837

She's an honorary Group Captain no less. Probably the best Group Captain since Ian 'Chunky' Gilmore.
>> No. 62841 Ambulancelad
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:43 am
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>>62837

There's something about the airwoman's uniform that does it for me, I'm not sure why. Possibly all of my grandad and his friend's stories about waafs.
>> No. 62842 Moralfag
24th March 2019
Sunday 12:14 pm
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>>62837
Is it just me or does she look like Rachel Riley here?
>> No. 62843 Are Moaty
24th March 2019
Sunday 12:45 pm
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Sheer Vorderman
>> No. 62850 YubYub
25th March 2019
Monday 12:50 pm
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Black leggings vorderman.
>> No. 62851 Paedofag
25th March 2019
Monday 12:51 pm
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Striped jumper vorderman.
>> No. 62852 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:53 pm
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Brecon beacons vorderman.
>> No. 62853 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:55 pm
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Sandwich holding vorderman.
>> No. 62854 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:55 pm
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Sat on a plane vorderman.
>> No. 62855 R4GE
25th March 2019
Monday 2:06 pm
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>>62854
Fuck, thought this was a star wars still on first glance.
>> No. 62861 Anonymous
25th March 2019
Monday 5:48 pm
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This thread is a valuable hoard of Vords
>> No. 62862 Billbob
25th March 2019
Monday 5:50 pm
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>>62854
This is fuckin' wild.
>> No. 62863 R4GE
25th March 2019
Monday 6:10 pm
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marple vorderman.
>> No. 62865 Crabkiller
25th March 2019
Monday 7:55 pm
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>>62863
I like her more in that outfit than these ill-fitting trousers.

Also, it's more violet than marple.
>> No. 62866 Paedofag
25th March 2019
Monday 10:51 pm
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>>62865
That lilac you spazztard.
>> No. 62867 YubYub
25th March 2019
Monday 11:37 pm
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>>62863
No wait, lavender. Lavender.
>> No. 62868 Paedofag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:47 am
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It are mauve, you colourblind nitwits.
>> No. 62869 Moralfag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:56 am
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It's quite clearly indigo
>> No. 62870 Paedofag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:45 am
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On the train to Manchester vorderman.
>> No. 62871 Ambulancelad
26th March 2019
Tuesday 8:52 am
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I miss going on the train.
>> No. 62872 R4GE
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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Skanky vampire Vorderman
>> No. 62873 Billbob
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:42 pm
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>>62872
I smell fake Vorderman.
>> No. 62874 YubYub
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:30 pm
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>>62872
You have ruined my day and brought shame upon yourself, your family and the .gs collective.
>> No. 62875 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:33 pm
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>>62872
MODZ
>> No. 62876 R4GE
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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Vorderman with a man.
>> No. 62877 Crabkiller
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:39 pm
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Vorderman without a man.
>> No. 62878 Searchfag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:48 pm
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>>62876

Apparently she's sleeping around and enjoying it.
>> No. 62882 Are Moaty
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>62878
Well she didn't get them done to help with her buoyancy, m9.
>> No. 62883 Crabkiller
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:20 pm
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>>62878
WELL IT'S A NUMBERS GAME INNIT
>> No. 62884 Crabkiller
27th March 2019
Wednesday 1:21 am
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>>62876
Vorderman

>>62877
Vordernoman

At least she was never left hanging like Rachel here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZArCpYeo8
>> No. 62886 Billbob
27th March 2019
Wednesday 2:00 pm
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>>62882
She claims she's never had plastic surgery in her life. She says her enhanced boobs and arse are the result of HRT.
>> No. 62887 YubYub
27th March 2019
Wednesday 2:06 pm
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>>62886
And some say we live in the eye of a blue eyed giant called Macumber.
>> No. 62888 Moralfag
27th March 2019
Wednesday 3:07 pm
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Window holding vorderman.
>> No. 62889 Crabkiller
27th March 2019
Wednesday 5:32 pm
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Sorry but am I the only one who thinks she looks absolutely awful?? She looks like a caricature of an OTT slightly bonkers single auntie who dresses like a twenty year old at fifty. The fake T&A are frankly horrifying! What on earth possessed her to reinvent her look into this, I don't know!

(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 62890 Ambulancelad
27th March 2019
Wednesday 5:54 pm
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>>62889

>SHE LOOKS LIKE A CARICATURE OF AN OTT SLIGHTLY BONKERS SINGLE AUNTIE WHO DRESSES LIKE A TWENTY YEAR OLD AT FIFTY

Yes, exactly. That's the appeal.
>> No. 62891 Searchfag
27th March 2019
Wednesday 6:39 pm
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>>62889
gb2 mumsnet
>> No. 62892 Ambulancelad
27th March 2019
Wednesday 11:32 pm
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>>62889

>CARICATURE OF AN OTT SLIGHTLY BONKERS SINGLE AUNTIE

I'd bonk her if she was my single auntie, iykwim
>> No. 62894 YubYub
28th March 2019
Thursday 12:31 am
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>>62892
> Ambulancelad 19/03/27 (Wed)23:32 No. 62892
>I'd bonk her if she was my single auntie, iykwim

Bad luck Ambulancelad
>> No. 62895 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 12:33 am
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>>62742

How much of this is bad photoshopping how muich is really her?
>> No. 62896 Billbob
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:58 am
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>>62895
With four big ones I'm not sure even Vorderman herself could work that out.
>> No. 62897 Billbob
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:14 am
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Wineglass on her bum vorderman.
>> No. 62898 Samefag
28th March 2019
Thursday 1:57 pm
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>>62895

Not photoshop, not really her either.
>> No. 62899 R4GE
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:15 pm
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>>62898

Sure the arse just sticks out in that picture so much I can't believe she could sit down in a chair if it is 'real'
>> No. 62900 Are Moaty
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:38 pm
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This started off as a hot thread but now I'm concerned all this is part of some kind of crisis she's going through.
>> No. 62901 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:19 pm
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>>62900
It's not a crisis, I've seen this in younger women. Nerdy girls who get fit as anything after school or college, they change, they get way, way more confident and sexual, to the point where it's a little odd and intense. The oddness factor is probably less of an issue in Vords because she's a proper grown-up and not a confused, late-teens/early-twenties, kind-of-grown-up. However, the realisation that she's more attractive than ever is quite a kick; possibly not unlike the one I used to get when I get my cock out on BlogTV as a youngster. You'd act differently too if you woke up looking John Hamm, you'd definitely start wearing the loosest underwear possible*, that's for sure.

Also she's as rich as the pharaohs these days, that'll put a spring in anyone's step.

*John Hamm has a massive cock, fyi.
>> No. 62902 Ambulancelad
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:42 pm
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>>62901
Good points John.
>> No. 62903 Crabkiller
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:44 pm
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>>62741

Vorderman with a bone-on
>> No. 62904 YubYub
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:00 pm
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>>62901

I don't want to sound like I'm just jealous of him (obviously I am), or just trying to anonymously humblebrag about my own massive cock (obviously I am) but it seems a decent size but not that groundbreaking. I have a very similar sized bulge if I wear tight trousers and I don't think I'd call my cock massive, it's girthier than average, but I wouldn't say it's that remarkable. I think people forget you can end up with a lot of ball in your bulge too, which throws the whole thing off.

It does seem like Hamm doesn't wear underwear, though. That's a bold move.
>> No. 62906 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:18 pm
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>>62904

Men often overestimate their dick size, and the average dick size along with it. The actual variance among dick sizes is pretty small, so statistically speaking you only have to be an inch or so above the average (which is only around 5 and a bit inches) to be in the 95th percentile. so therefore, according to science, you only have to be about 6.5 inches or above to qualify as a monster cock.

pornography does a lot of terrible things to society and perhaps the worst for a lot of blokes self esteem is making them (and a lot of women) think that anything below 8 inches is "average". the scales of reference have been skewed massively, the same way you get birds feeling shit about their body because they're not a size 0 supermodel.

source:

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

>According to the team’s analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.

>A graph of the size distribution shows that outliers are rare. A 16-cm (6.3-inch) erect penis falls into the 95th percentile: Out of 100 men, only five would have a penis larger than 16 cm. Conversely, an erect penis measuring 10 cm (3.94 inches) falls into the 5th percentile: Only five out of 100 men would have a penis smaller than 10 cm.
>> No. 62907 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:33 pm
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>>62906

This is both interesting and comforting information. There was a site knocking around where you could put in your measurements and it would tell you where you fell as a percentile, and it put me right up there in the top bracket. I immediately assumed it was bollocks for much the same reasons you mentioned - it seems unfathomable to consider 16cm massive.

I've heard that women (and men) are absolutely terrible at judging size without measuring, though, frequently guessing that a partner's knob is eight or ten inches long when it's not even close.
>> No. 62908 Are Moaty
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:07 pm
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I'm sorry, Vordermanlads, I didn't mean to ruin the thread by bringing up John Hamm's todger. I'll choose my words more carefully in the future.
>> No. 62909 Paedofag
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:26 pm
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>>62908

You should have known better. It's Pandora's moose knuckle.
>> No. 62910 Auntiefucker
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>62909
I thought the explainer at the end of my post and choosing such a famously large knob would negate the need for photos. Alas bigcocklad had other ideas.
>> No. 62918 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 12:39 pm
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Can we please get back to Vorderman and stop talking about John's Hamm.
>> No. 62919 Paedofag
29th March 2019
Friday 1:02 pm
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>>62918
She hasn't posted a picture on Twitter or been snapped by paparazzo in a few days. When I have some new material normal service will be resumed; she's been invited to the Bahrain Grand Prix by Mercedes this weekend so I imagine we'll soon get pictures of her polishing an F1 car with her buttocks or something like that.
>> No. 62921 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 1:29 pm
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>>62919

I've got 10/1 on her posing as an umbrella girl.
>> No. 62927 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 7:11 pm
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Normal service will resume shortly. Thank you for your patience.
>> No. 62928 Are Moaty
29th March 2019
Friday 7:12 pm
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Vorderman in the sun.
>> No. 62929 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 7:12 pm
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Pit lane vorderman.
>> No. 62930 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 7:14 pm
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Sunglasses selfie vorderman.
>> No. 62931 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 7:14 pm
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VIP guest vorderman.
>> No. 62932 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 7:15 pm
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Vorderman touching the car.
>> No. 62933 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 7:16 pm
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Vorderman touching the steering wheel.
>> No. 62934 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 7:17 pm
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Vorderman touching a man.
>> No. 62935 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 7:17 pm
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V o r d e r m a n


>> No. 62948 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 9:08 pm
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>>62932

I'd let her gently caress my upper wishbone IYKWIM.
>> No. 62955 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 9:37 pm
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>>62934
I'd let her touch my man with a receding hairline IYKWIM.
>> No. 62959 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 10:04 pm
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>>62935

R A V E D M O R N
>> No. 62960 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 10:12 pm
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>>62959
darn mover
>> No. 62961 Searchfag
30th March 2019
Saturday 8:10 am
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Vorderman in the paddock after dark.
>> No. 62962 Billbob
30th March 2019
Saturday 2:21 pm
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Someone needs to set up a petition to Channel 4 for them to run a 24/7 stream of old Countdown episodes.
>> No. 62972 Are Moaty
1st April 2019
Monday 7:24 am
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Sign touching vorderman.
>> No. 62973 Crabkiller
1st April 2019
Monday 7:25 am
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Green jumpsuit vorderman.
>> No. 62974 Paedofag
1st April 2019
Monday 7:26 am
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Williams garage vorderman.
>> No. 62975 Searchfag
1st April 2019
Monday 7:26 am
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Podium selfie vorderman.
>> No. 62976 Crabkiller
1st April 2019
Monday 7:27 am
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Absolutely haram vorderman.
>> No. 62977 Ambulancelad
1st April 2019
Monday 7:28 am
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With a horsey chum vorderman.
>> No. 62978 Moralfag
1st April 2019
Monday 5:57 pm
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Appg-ga vorderman.
>> No. 62979 Moralfag
1st April 2019
Monday 6:01 pm
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HMS vorderman.
>> No. 62980 Are Moaty
1st April 2019
Monday 7:08 pm
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>>62979

Nice to see ARE CAROL with a load of seamen.
>> No. 62981 YubYub
1st April 2019
Monday 7:18 pm
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>>62980
May God bless her and all who sail in her.
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