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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 62742 Crabkiller
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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Vorderman from the rear.
>> No. 62743 Anonymous
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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Vorderman.
>> No. 62744 Crabkiller
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:41 pm
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Full credit to her surgeon, he's done a cracking job. A bit unsubtle, but I like it.
>> No. 62745 YubYub
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:54 pm
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>> No. 62746 YubYub
19th March 2019
Tuesday 4:48 pm
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>>62741
Two from the top

>>62742
Two from the bottom

>>62743
Two from anywhere else
>> No. 62747 Moralfag
19th March 2019
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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>>62742
I think she must be teeny tiny in real life. Famouses often are.
>> No. 62748 Auntiefucker
19th March 2019
Tuesday 11:23 pm
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>>62747

The google reckons she's 5'5".

she could take my five inches iykwim
>> No. 62749 Billbob
20th March 2019
Wednesday 11:27 am
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Fur trimmed Vorderman.
>> No. 62750 Crabkiller
20th March 2019
Wednesday 11:27 am
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At the races Vorderman.
>> No. 62751 Paedofag
20th March 2019
Wednesday 12:05 pm
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A thread of true /iq/ quality.
>> No. 62752 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 5:13 pm
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Air cadet vorderman.
>> No. 62753 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 5:14 pm
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Welsh women's rugby vorderman.
>> No. 62768 Are Moaty
21st March 2019
Thursday 12:27 pm
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Coach awards vorderman.
>> No. 62819 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:54 am
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Vorderman with her horse.
>> No. 62824 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:51 am
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This thread is the new highlight of my day.
>> No. 62826 Moralfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:47 am
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Op is a ledge and this thread must never die.
>> No. 62837 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:59 pm
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Pilot Vorderman
>> No. 62838 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>62837

You're doing god's work, son.
>> No. 62840 YubYub
24th March 2019
Sunday 1:49 am
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>>62837

She's an honorary Group Captain no less. Probably the best Group Captain since Ian 'Chunky' Gilmore.
>> No. 62841 Ambulancelad
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:43 am
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>>62837

There's something about the airwoman's uniform that does it for me, I'm not sure why. Possibly all of my grandad and his friend's stories about waafs.
>> No. 62842 Moralfag
24th March 2019
Sunday 12:14 pm
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>>62837
Is it just me or does she look like Rachel Riley here?
>> No. 62843 Are Moaty
24th March 2019
Sunday 12:45 pm
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Sheer Vorderman
>> No. 62850 YubYub
25th March 2019
Monday 12:50 pm
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Black leggings vorderman.
>> No. 62851 Paedofag
25th March 2019
Monday 12:51 pm
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Striped jumper vorderman.
>> No. 62852 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:53 pm
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Brecon beacons vorderman.
>> No. 62853 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:55 pm
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Sandwich holding vorderman.
>> No. 62854 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 12:55 pm
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Sat on a plane vorderman.
>> No. 62855 R4GE
25th March 2019
Monday 2:06 pm
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>>62854
Fuck, thought this was a star wars still on first glance.
>> No. 62861 Anonymous
25th March 2019
Monday 5:48 pm
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This thread is a valuable hoard of Vords
>> No. 62862 Billbob
25th March 2019
Monday 5:50 pm
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>>62854
This is fuckin' wild.
>> No. 62863 R4GE
25th March 2019
Monday 6:10 pm
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marple vorderman.
>> No. 62865 Crabkiller
25th March 2019
Monday 7:55 pm
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>>62863
I like her more in that outfit than these ill-fitting trousers.

Also, it's more violet than marple.
>> No. 62866 Paedofag
25th March 2019
Monday 10:51 pm
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>>62865
That lilac you spazztard.
>> No. 62867 YubYub
25th March 2019
Monday 11:37 pm
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>>62863
No wait, lavender. Lavender.
>> No. 62868 Paedofag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:47 am
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It are mauve, you colourblind nitwits.
>> No. 62869 Moralfag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:56 am
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It's quite clearly indigo
>> No. 62870 Paedofag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:45 am
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On the train to Manchester vorderman.
>> No. 62871 Ambulancelad
26th March 2019
Tuesday 8:52 am
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I miss going on the train.
>> No. 62872 R4GE
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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Skanky vampire Vorderman
>> No. 62873 Billbob
26th March 2019
Tuesday 6:42 pm
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>>62872
I smell fake Vorderman.
>> No. 62874 YubYub
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:30 pm
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>>62872
You have ruined my day and brought shame upon yourself, your family and the .gs collective.
>> No. 62875 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:33 pm
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>>62872
MODZ
>> No. 62876 R4GE
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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Vorderman with a man.
>> No. 62877 Crabkiller
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:39 pm
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Vorderman without a man.
>> No. 62878 Searchfag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 7:48 pm
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>>62876

Apparently she's sleeping around and enjoying it.
>> No. 62882 Are Moaty
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>62878
Well she didn't get them done to help with her buoyancy, m9.
>> No. 62883 Crabkiller
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:20 pm
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>>62878
WELL IT'S A NUMBERS GAME INNIT
>> No. 62884 Crabkiller
27th March 2019
Wednesday 1:21 am
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>>62876
Vorderman

>>62877
Vordernoman

At least she was never left hanging like Rachel here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZArCpYeo8
>> No. 62886 Billbob
27th March 2019
Wednesday 2:00 pm
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>>62882
She claims she's never had plastic surgery in her life. She says her enhanced boobs and arse are the result of HRT.
>> No. 62887 YubYub
27th March 2019
Wednesday 2:06 pm
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>>62886
And some say we live in the eye of a blue eyed giant called Macumber.
>> No. 62888 Moralfag
27th March 2019
Wednesday 3:07 pm
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Window holding vorderman.
>> No. 62889 Crabkiller
27th March 2019
Wednesday 5:32 pm
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Sorry but am I the only one who thinks she looks absolutely awful?? She looks like a caricature of an OTT slightly bonkers single auntie who dresses like a twenty year old at fifty. The fake T&A are frankly horrifying! What on earth possessed her to reinvent her look into this, I don't know!

(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 62890 Ambulancelad
27th March 2019
Wednesday 5:54 pm
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>>62889

>SHE LOOKS LIKE A CARICATURE OF AN OTT SLIGHTLY BONKERS SINGLE AUNTIE WHO DRESSES LIKE A TWENTY YEAR OLD AT FIFTY

Yes, exactly. That's the appeal.
>> No. 62891 Searchfag
27th March 2019
Wednesday 6:39 pm
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>>62889
gb2 mumsnet
>> No. 62892 Ambulancelad
27th March 2019
Wednesday 11:32 pm
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>>62889

>CARICATURE OF AN OTT SLIGHTLY BONKERS SINGLE AUNTIE

I'd bonk her if she was my single auntie, iykwim
>> No. 62894 YubYub
28th March 2019
Thursday 12:31 am
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>>62892
> Ambulancelad 19/03/27 (Wed)23:32 No. 62892
>I'd bonk her if she was my single auntie, iykwim

Bad luck Ambulancelad
>> No. 62895 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 12:33 am
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>>62742

How much of this is bad photoshopping how muich is really her?
>> No. 62896 Billbob
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:58 am
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>>62895
With four big ones I'm not sure even Vorderman herself could work that out.
>> No. 62897 Billbob
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:14 am
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Wineglass on her bum vorderman.
>> No. 62898 Samefag
28th March 2019
Thursday 1:57 pm
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>>62895

Not photoshop, not really her either.
>> No. 62899 R4GE
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:15 pm
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>>62898

Sure the arse just sticks out in that picture so much I can't believe she could sit down in a chair if it is 'real'
>> No. 62900 Are Moaty
28th March 2019
Thursday 5:38 pm
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This started off as a hot thread but now I'm concerned all this is part of some kind of crisis she's going through.
>> No. 62901 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:19 pm
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>>62900
It's not a crisis, I've seen this in younger women. Nerdy girls who get fit as anything after school or college, they change, they get way, way more confident and sexual, to the point where it's a little odd and intense. The oddness factor is probably less of an issue in Vords because she's a proper grown-up and not a confused, late-teens/early-twenties, kind-of-grown-up. However, the realisation that she's more attractive than ever is quite a kick; possibly not unlike the one I used to get when I get my cock out on BlogTV as a youngster. You'd act differently too if you woke up looking John Hamm, you'd definitely start wearing the loosest underwear possible*, that's for sure.

Also she's as rich as the pharaohs these days, that'll put a spring in anyone's step.

*John Hamm has a massive cock, fyi.
>> No. 62902 Ambulancelad
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:42 pm
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>>62901
Good points John.
>> No. 62903 Crabkiller
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:44 pm
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>>62741

Vorderman with a bone-on
>> No. 62904 YubYub
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:00 pm
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>>62901

I don't want to sound like I'm just jealous of him (obviously I am), or just trying to anonymously humblebrag about my own massive cock (obviously I am) but it seems a decent size but not that groundbreaking. I have a very similar sized bulge if I wear tight trousers and I don't think I'd call my cock massive, it's girthier than average, but I wouldn't say it's that remarkable. I think people forget you can end up with a lot of ball in your bulge too, which throws the whole thing off.

It does seem like Hamm doesn't wear underwear, though. That's a bold move.
>> No. 62906 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:18 pm
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>>62904

Men often overestimate their dick size, and the average dick size along with it. The actual variance among dick sizes is pretty small, so statistically speaking you only have to be an inch or so above the average (which is only around 5 and a bit inches) to be in the 95th percentile. so therefore, according to science, you only have to be about 6.5 inches or above to qualify as a monster cock.

pornography does a lot of terrible things to society and perhaps the worst for a lot of blokes self esteem is making them (and a lot of women) think that anything below 8 inches is "average". the scales of reference have been skewed massively, the same way you get birds feeling shit about their body because they're not a size 0 supermodel.

source:

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

>According to the team’s analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.

>A graph of the size distribution shows that outliers are rare. A 16-cm (6.3-inch) erect penis falls into the 95th percentile: Out of 100 men, only five would have a penis larger than 16 cm. Conversely, an erect penis measuring 10 cm (3.94 inches) falls into the 5th percentile: Only five out of 100 men would have a penis smaller than 10 cm.
>> No. 62907 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 9:33 pm
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>>62906

This is both interesting and comforting information. There was a site knocking around where you could put in your measurements and it would tell you where you fell as a percentile, and it put me right up there in the top bracket. I immediately assumed it was bollocks for much the same reasons you mentioned - it seems unfathomable to consider 16cm massive.

I've heard that women (and men) are absolutely terrible at judging size without measuring, though, frequently guessing that a partner's knob is eight or ten inches long when it's not even close.
>> No. 62908 Are Moaty
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:07 pm
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I'm sorry, Vordermanlads, I didn't mean to ruin the thread by bringing up John Hamm's todger. I'll choose my words more carefully in the future.
>> No. 62909 Paedofag
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:26 pm
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>>62908

You should have known better. It's Pandora's moose knuckle.
>> No. 62910 Auntiefucker
28th March 2019
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>62909
I thought the explainer at the end of my post and choosing such a famously large knob would negate the need for photos. Alas bigcocklad had other ideas.
>> No. 62918 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 12:39 pm
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Can we please get back to Vorderman and stop talking about John's Hamm.
>> No. 62919 Paedofag
29th March 2019
Friday 1:02 pm
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>>62918
She hasn't posted a picture on Twitter or been snapped by paparazzo in a few days. When I have some new material normal service will be resumed; she's been invited to the Bahrain Grand Prix by Mercedes this weekend so I imagine we'll soon get pictures of her polishing an F1 car with her buttocks or something like that.
>> No. 62921 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 1:29 pm
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>>62919

I've got 10/1 on her posing as an umbrella girl.
>> No. 62927 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 7:11 pm
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Normal service will resume shortly. Thank you for your patience.
>> No. 62928 Are Moaty
29th March 2019
Friday 7:12 pm
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Vorderman in the sun.
>> No. 62929 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 7:12 pm
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Pit lane vorderman.
>> No. 62930 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 7:14 pm
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Sunglasses selfie vorderman.
>> No. 62931 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 7:14 pm
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VIP guest vorderman.
>> No. 62932 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 7:15 pm
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Vorderman touching the car.
>> No. 62933 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 7:16 pm
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Vorderman touching the steering wheel.
>> No. 62934 R4GE
29th March 2019
Friday 7:17 pm
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Vorderman touching a man.
>> No. 62935 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 7:17 pm
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V o r d e r m a n


>> No. 62948 YubYub
29th March 2019
Friday 9:08 pm
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>>62932

I'd let her gently caress my upper wishbone IYKWIM.
>> No. 62955 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 9:37 pm
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>>62934
I'd let her touch my man with a receding hairline IYKWIM.
>> No. 62959 Billbob
29th March 2019
Friday 10:04 pm
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>>62935

R A V E D M O R N
>> No. 62960 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 10:12 pm
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>>62959
darn mover
>> No. 62961 Searchfag
30th March 2019
Saturday 8:10 am
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Vorderman in the paddock after dark.
>> No. 62962 Billbob
30th March 2019
Saturday 2:21 pm
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Someone needs to set up a petition to Channel 4 for them to run a 24/7 stream of old Countdown episodes.
>> No. 62972 Are Moaty
1st April 2019
Monday 7:24 am
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Sign touching vorderman.
>> No. 62973 Crabkiller
1st April 2019
Monday 7:25 am
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Green jumpsuit vorderman.
>> No. 62974 Paedofag
1st April 2019
Monday 7:26 am
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Williams garage vorderman.
>> No. 62975 Searchfag
1st April 2019
Monday 7:26 am
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Podium selfie vorderman.
>> No. 62976 Crabkiller
1st April 2019
Monday 7:27 am
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Absolutely haram vorderman.
>> No. 62977 Ambulancelad
1st April 2019
Monday 7:28 am
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With a horsey chum vorderman.
>> No. 62978 Moralfag
1st April 2019
Monday 5:57 pm
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Appg-ga vorderman.
>> No. 62979 Moralfag
1st April 2019
Monday 6:01 pm
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HMS vorderman.
>> No. 62980 Are Moaty
1st April 2019
Monday 7:08 pm
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>>62979

Nice to see ARE CAROL with a load of seamen.
>> No. 62981 YubYub
1st April 2019
Monday 7:18 pm
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>>62980
May God bless her and all who sail in her.
>> No. 62982 Paedofag
1st April 2019
Monday 7:29 pm
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Hover hand vorderman.
>> No. 62983 Are Moaty
1st April 2019
Monday 7:30 pm
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Bunk bed vorderman.
>> No. 62984 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 1:36 pm
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>>62983
I'd slip into her bunk bed, IYKWIM.
>> No. 62985 Billbob
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 3:42 pm
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>>62984

More like spunk bed, eh?
>> No. 62986 Paedofag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 4:23 pm
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>>62985
Don't lower the tone, lad.
>> No. 62987 Paedofag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 7:55 pm
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Vorderman pushing her suitcase into a lift.
>> No. 62988 Auntiefucker
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 7:56 pm
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Luggage pushing vorderman.
>> No. 62989 Samefag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 7:57 pm
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Luggage pushing vorderman.
>> No. 62990 YubYub
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 7:58 pm
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Luggage pushing vorderman.
>> No. 62992 Ambulancelad
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 8:43 pm
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>>62987

She can push my suitcase into a lift IYKWIM.
>> No. 62993 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:02 pm
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Vorderman on the track.
>> No. 62994 Searchfag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:03 pm
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Vorderman with the channel four F1 presenters.
>> No. 62995 Are Moaty
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:04 pm
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Vorderman with Daniel ricciardo.
>> No. 62996 Searchfag
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:05 pm
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Vorderman with some other racing driver. I don't know... He's got a big forehead so he's probably German or Scandinavian.
>> No. 62997 R4GE
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:28 pm
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>>62995

Ricciardo's neck is wider than his head.
>> No. 62999 YubYub
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 9:34 pm
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>>62997
That's an erect dickhead. He's standing next to Vorderman, of course he's going to have a neckboner.
>> No. 63001 Auntiefucker
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 10:41 pm
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>>62997
Think of all the g-force racing drivers have on their necks, they must end up super muscular.
>> No. 63002 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 11:37 pm
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>>63001


>> No. 63010 R4GE
3rd April 2019
Wednesday 3:06 pm
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Bikini Vorderman in space.
>> No. 63011 Ambulancelad
4th April 2019
Thursday 2:00 am
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cheeky x-ray photoshop vorderman.
>> No. 63012 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 6:33 am
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I had a dream that she came to my work and I took a picture for you all.
>> No. 63013 Samefag
4th April 2019
Thursday 6:42 am
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National space centre vorderman.
>> No. 63014 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 12:38 pm
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>>63013
Who wore it better, Carol or the skyscraper?
>> No. 63015 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 1:17 pm
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>>63014

Monsieur Bibendum.
>> No. 63016 Ambulancelad
5th April 2019
Friday 1:00 pm
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Petrol station vorderman.
>> No. 63017 Paedofag
5th April 2019
Friday 8:12 pm
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>>63016
Have you found the scraping the bottom of the barrel Vorderman yet?
>> No. 63018 Moralfag
5th April 2019
Friday 8:55 pm
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Soldiering on vorderman.
>> No. 63021 Are Moaty
6th April 2019
Saturday 10:59 am
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Awards night vorderman.
>> No. 63022 Ambulancelad
6th April 2019
Saturday 10:59 am
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Vorderman with soldiers
>> No. 63023 R4GE
6th April 2019
Saturday 1:17 pm
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Do you reckon she still watches Countdown?
>> No. 63024 Searchfag
6th April 2019
Saturday 3:46 pm
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>>63022
The guy on the right is hiding his stonk on with his drum. I can see it in his eyes.
>> No. 63025 Samefag
6th April 2019
Saturday 4:02 pm
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>>63024
I can see it in your eyes
There is something
Something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes
There is something
That you have for me
Is there a reason why?
There is something
Something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes
There is something
That you have for me

>> No. 63026 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 4:43 pm
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>>63023
Likely after a night on the piss, with a bucket of ice cream, bawling her eyes out, pointing at the TV screen, shouting "I used to do that!".
>> No. 63027 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 8:40 pm
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>>63026

And unlike that cow Rachel Riley, Vorderman can actually do the maths. (Riley is fed the maths via earpiece, allegedly)
>> No. 63028 Crabkiller
6th April 2019
Saturday 11:39 pm
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>>63027
Susie would never stand for that. This sounds like one of those smears that came out shortly after she had a pop at Corbyn for anti-Semitism. It's a sad day when even countdown is politicised.
>> No. 63029 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 11:44 pm
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>>63027
Riley has a 1:2 with honours in Maths from Oxford, so if she needs fed answers where previously an engineer didn't, I'd be fucking baffled m8.
>> No. 63038 Moralfag
7th April 2019
Sunday 7:15 pm
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Vorderman in her knickers.
>> No. 63039 Crabkiller
7th April 2019
Sunday 7:16 pm
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Vorderman in her knickers in her gym.
>> No. 63040 Samefag
7th April 2019
Sunday 7:16 pm
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Pilot vorderman.
>> No. 63054 Auntiefucker
9th April 2019
Tuesday 8:03 pm
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>>63027
>>63028
Both Susie and Rachel get fed answers from the ear piece.

They mention it on the show sometimes.
>> No. 63055 Ambulancelad
9th April 2019
Tuesday 8:17 pm
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>>63054
balderdash!
>> No. 63056 R4GE
9th April 2019
Tuesday 8:58 pm
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>>63055
You've used the "A" twice, lad.
>> No. 63057 Billbob
9th April 2019
Tuesday 9:42 pm
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Vorderman with a plumber in her local post office.
>> No. 63058 YubYub
9th April 2019
Tuesday 11:36 pm
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>>63057
I'D FIX HER PIPES IYKWIM
>> No. 63062 YubYub
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:09 pm
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Daily Mail sudoku on a train vorderman.
>> No. 63063 Anonymous
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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Vorderman with a double leg amputee.
>> No. 63090 YubYub
12th April 2019
Friday 12:31 pm
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Vorderman with her hood up.
>> No. 63091 Billbob
12th April 2019
Friday 12:32 pm
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Vorderman with astronauts.
>> No. 63092 Ambulancelad
12th April 2019
Friday 12:33 pm
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Vorderman doing press-ups.
>> No. 63093 Are Moaty
12th April 2019
Friday 12:33 pm
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Vorderman with her leg up.
>> No. 63094 Are Moaty
12th April 2019
Friday 12:34 pm
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Vorderman with her tongue out.
>> No. 63095 Crabkiller
12th April 2019
Friday 12:35 pm
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Stretchy vorderman.
>> No. 63096 Auntiefucker
12th April 2019
Friday 12:35 pm
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Bendy vorderman.
>> No. 63097 Moralfag
12th April 2019
Friday 12:36 pm
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One foot in the air vorderman.
>> No. 63103 YubYub
13th April 2019
Saturday 8:36 am
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Stage door vorderman.
>> No. 63112 R4GE
14th April 2019
Sunday 5:39 am
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In every one of these photos, you can see the desperation in her eyes. Please, please let me back on the telly. She's like a female Alan Partridge.
>> No. 63113 Ambulancelad
14th April 2019
Sunday 7:26 am
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>>63112

That's one eye accounted for, but what's going on in the other one? I think she's scanning the horizon for prey.
>> No. 63114 Paedofag
14th April 2019
Sunday 8:33 am
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>>63112

I'm not seeing it. Besides, she seems to be on telly whenever she feels like it, and has a lot going on otherwise. I doubt Partridge would be flying his own plane about for the craic.
>> No. 63117 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 2:52 pm
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rule 34 vorderman https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Carol_Vorderman/1
>> No. 63118 YubYub
14th April 2019
Sunday 5:51 pm
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>>63117
They missed a trick not photoshopping some of those to say 'cuntdown'.
>> No. 63122 Paedofag
15th April 2019
Monday 8:54 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63123 R4GE
15th April 2019
Monday 8:55 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63124 R4GE
15th April 2019
Monday 8:55 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63125 R4GE
15th April 2019
Monday 8:56 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63126 R4GE
15th April 2019
Monday 8:56 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63127 Ambulancelad
15th April 2019
Monday 8:57 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63128 Are Moaty
15th April 2019
Monday 8:58 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63129 Billbob
15th April 2019
Monday 8:58 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63130 Anonymous
15th April 2019
Monday 8:59 pm
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Vorderman at the gym.
>> No. 63136 Are Moaty
19th April 2019
Friday 12:06 am
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Vorderman on a train wearing a hat.
>> No. 63137 Searchfag
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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Vorderman on a train without her hat.
>> No. 63138 Crabkiller
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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That's it.
>> No. 63139 R4GE
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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That's an entire month of posting vorderman.
>> No. 63140 YubYub
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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What now?
>> No. 63141 YubYub
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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Where do I go from here?
>> No. 63142 Moralfag
19th April 2019
Friday 12:23 am
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What am I doing with my life?
>> No. 63143 Anonymous
19th April 2019
Friday 9:39 am
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>>63140

You can't stop now. This thread ends when either you or Vorderman are dead.
>> No. 63144 R4GE
19th April 2019
Friday 11:07 am
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>>63143
Vorderman died when she abandoned Whiteley to the wolves.
>> No. 63145 Ambulancelad
19th April 2019
Friday 2:30 pm
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>>63140
Take the bank holiday off, kid, you've earnt it.
>> No. 63927 Ambulancelad
14th August 2019
Wednesday 9:23 pm
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Vorderman's funbags.
>> No. 63928 Paedofag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 9:23 pm
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Funbag's vorderman.
>> No. 63929 R4GE
14th August 2019
Wednesday 11:40 pm
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she looks like she'd let you touched them if you asked her
>> No. 63930 Auntiefucker
15th August 2019
Thursday 6:40 am
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>>63929
Only if she could post on Twitter about it.

I thought I'd scroll through her Tweets to see what I'd missed since stopping the daily vorderman updates in April, but I'd been doing it for about 20 minutes and still hadn't made it to the start of her posts in August so I gave up.
>> No. 63964 Moralfag
16th August 2019
Friday 1:07 am
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>>63929

Nah, she looks like she'd ask you first, she'd be at your mums for a little get together, and after a couple of glasses of rosé she'd start making pointed comments about how you've grown up these last few years, talking openly about her sex life after the divorce and of course, her new boobs. She'd see that her comments weren't being appreciated by your mum but that would only encourage her. Eventually she'd corner you in the kitchen, and ask if you'd like to touch them. You'd oblige, of course, and say something daft like "oh they're very convincing" - something that you know for sure would put a girl your own age right off, but you'd be surprised here that she just laughs and thanks you. Your mum would walk in just after and ask you to go get something from upstairs or help out elsewhere in the house.

When you return you'd sense the slightly frosty atmosphere but you'd still see that glint in her eye. You'd know then that though it might not happen that night, she has plans for you, and over the course of a couple of months a few fleeting but escalating encounters and before you know it, you're learning things about yourself and about women you never thought possible. Deep down inside both of you is the dark shared secret that the most erotic thing about what you're doing is how much it would piss off your parents and maybe her kids, probably your age too. You don't know how this will end, and frankly you don't care - maybe you'll be caught, found out, maybe she'll spill it as a way to win an argument with her ex or your mother or someone, but again, that only adds to the fun, the excitement. You still see the girl from school you sometimes meet up with, and this is when you start to realise that actually, despite her enthusiasm and energy, she just can't give you what the older woman can. You know you'll never be with the latter, not 'together' - you're naive but not stupid. So you enjoy it while it lasts, take it all in, and then one day it ends, but for a long time after that you're a new man - or just a man, finally.

Years later you look back and wonder if the experience didn't actually damage you, make you into the womaniser you became - did this forbidden fruit handed to you on a platter start you off on the egocentric journey of being so convinced you could have any woman you wanted that you actually projected that out into the world? Was she the reason you proudly claimed you didn't believe in love, until you finally realised how lonely you were in your late twenties? Was this encounter the catalyst for your entire personality - you certainly weren't as cock sure and confident before it happened? You sit awake, late at night, looking at your girlfriend, appreciably younger than you, but not the twenty or more years of that one dirty secret all that time ago, and you wonder if that was really the turning point for you, the event that shaped your life - would you be a different person if you'd never touched those boobs? Would you regret it, be bitter and alone still, but without all those women to comfort you along the way? Or would you be married, have kids, be happy? Is it healthy to even entertain the idea of one 'relationship' shaping your life, one adult showing you something you shouldn't have seen, or shown you far too soon?

And then you look at the tits on Carol, get hard just thinking about what she'd do to you, and you'd do to her, rip another line and lie back for a good, long wank. Because in the end, you don't really care how you feel, or how you ended up the way that you are - you just think that's what you're supposed to do. What normal people would do.
>> No. 63965 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 1:13 am
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>>63964

You are Russell Brand and I claim my £5.
>> No. 63967 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 1:20 am
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>>63964
hello darkness my old friend...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnKa_cLSeg8
>> No. 64000 Moralfag
18th August 2019
Sunday 5:07 pm
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I'd wager real money that >>63964 is still a virgin
>> No. 64002 YubYub
18th August 2019
Sunday 5:53 pm
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>>64000

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? SHOW YOUR WORKING.

how did he know
>> No. 64003 Are Moaty
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:47 pm
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>>64002

No-one who's had proper sex with a woman puts that much effort into typing a dirty fantasy on a pokey little imageboard.

Now ask me about my theory of why Ed Sheeran is obviously a virgin...the logic on that one is even more sound!
>> No. 64004 Crabkiller
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:57 pm
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>>64003

The fact you read that as a fantasy rather than psychological trauma is a bit telling.

And Eds a virgin because he's fucking minging
>> No. 64005 Samefag
19th August 2019
Monday 10:25 am
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>>64004

No, he's a virgin because he did an entire song about losing his virginity. Everyone knows that only lads who haven't actually had sex go on about how they're definitely not virgins, like Jay off the Inbetweeners.
>> No. 64016 Samefag
24th August 2019
Saturday 3:06 am
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i'm a pedo but i'd would definitely consider having sex with her
>> No. 64520 Anonymous
21st December 2019
Saturday 8:18 pm
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Last vorderman of the year, lads.
>> No. 64847 Crabkiller
28th January 2020
Tuesday 7:22 am
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Ridiculous tits for a weather presenter.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hjWqQ3BagY
>> No. 64848 YubYub
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:11 pm
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>>64847
It's been raining old ladies and sticks, and Carol loves numbers.

Two big ones please Carol.
>> No. 64849 Crabkiller
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:27 pm
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>>64848
>TWO BIG ONES PLEASE CAROL

I like the way the cameraman hones in on them at the end of this.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1221427256335183872
>> No. 64850 Auntiefucker
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:46 pm
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>>64847
...did she say 'scorchio'?
>> No. 64851 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:55 pm
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>>64850
Might as well of. Its not like Welsh is a real language.
>> No. 64853 Billbob
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:31 pm
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What are her knockers like sans bra and top? Big boobs look fantastic in clothes but when they take their clothes off they're often all saggy and floppy. True connoisseurs prefer smaller boobs.
>> No. 64857 Moralfag
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:52 pm
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>>64853
>TRUE CONNOISSEURS PREFER SMALLER BOOBS.

These paedo word filters are getting weird.
>> No. 64861 R4GE
28th January 2020
Tuesday 10:29 pm
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>>64853

Given the amount of work she's had done, I'd wager that they're MILF pornstar tier - perfectly round, with a slightly offputting accumulation of scar tissue.
>> No. 64863 Samefag
28th January 2020
Tuesday 10:39 pm
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>>64861
And slightly gravity defying and a bit too pert.

Most tits that have been done look fine in clothes, but terrible with them off.
>> No. 64864 Anonymous
29th January 2020
Wednesday 7:03 am
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>>64853
Like a pair of Christmas puds strapped to her chest.
>> No. 65035 YubYub
8th March 2020
Sunday 12:05 pm
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MORNING LADS
>> No. 65036 Ambulancelad
8th March 2020
Sunday 12:29 pm
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>>64853

Ha. really. you're like a "real alre" snob who has only just discovered hobgoblin, mate.

true connoisseurs know it's all about the booty, and the tits can be whatever size they like. as long as they have a big fat bum to smother my face with i couldn't give a shit.
>> No. 65037 Auntiefucker
8th March 2020
Sunday 1:50 pm
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>>65036
You calling are Vorderman a fuckn hobgoblin mate?
>> No. 65038 Crabkiller
8th March 2020
Sunday 1:56 pm
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>>65035
I'd like to nuzzle and nibble on those heaving synthetic masterpieces while she reads me Where the Wild Things Are and feeds me Farleys Rusks. I may or may not be wearing a fursuit.
>> No. 65039 Moralfag
8th March 2020
Sunday 2:56 pm
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>>65038

Plastic gets a lot of criticism these days, but I'm a big fan.
>> No. 65040 Are Moaty
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:07 pm
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>>65039
She's fine as long as she doesn't opt for an ocean burial.
>> No. 65041 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:16 pm
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>>65040
Would it even count as a burial with four massive buoyancy aides?
>> No. 65042 Billbob
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:30 pm
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>>65041
Four tits, you say? Be still my throbbing cock.
>> No. 65043 Samefag
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:36 pm
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>>65042
Two of them are on her arse.
>> No. 65044 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:47 pm
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>>65043
Two from the top, two from the bottom, and two from anywhere else.
>> No. 65045 Searchfag
8th March 2020
Sunday 4:47 pm
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>>65043
Well god dayum.
>> No. 65046 R4GE
8th March 2020
Sunday 5:17 pm
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Would nipples on an arse be an improvement or not? Arsetits.
>> No. 65047 Moralfag
8th March 2020
Sunday 6:35 pm
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>>65046
No.
>> No. 65048 YubYub
8th March 2020
Sunday 6:44 pm
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>>65046
Yes.
>> No. 65049 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 9:30 pm
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>>65046
I just asked two online Magic Eight Balls and they both said "It is decidedly so", I beg to differ but apparently I'm outvoted. Case closed.
>> No. 65093 Searchfag
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:25 pm
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TATERS.
>> No. 65095 Paedofag
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:27 pm
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>>65046
Definitely not
>> No. 65096 R4GE
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:29 pm
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>>65093
>TATERS
Precious.
>> No. 65098 Samefag
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:49 pm
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>>65096

I've watched the entire trilogy three times this week, I ended up talking about the parallel between that and my life to my counsellor, and now I'm seeing it here.
>> No. 65100 Samefag
17th March 2020
Tuesday 9:55 pm
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>>65098
The taters song has ruined LOTR for me. The moment I hear "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew" I lose all sense of immersion.
>> No. 65201 Moralfag
3rd April 2020
Friday 11:09 pm
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Get your pencils out, lads. Vorderman has started teaching maths online:
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It's for ages 4-12 years but I reckon we could give those kids are run for their money on the medal count if we all work together.
>> No. 65202 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 11:25 pm
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>>65201
4-12 years? I could probably finish all the sums in that video in 9 months tops
>> No. 65409 Auntiefucker
19th May 2020
Tuesday 12:04 am
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Fucking hell I went on her twitters to see if she'd been posting any pics of her accentuating her breasts but she's just sharing pictures of kids doing her maths thing. Nobody wants to see that.
>> No. 65410 R4GE
19th May 2020
Tuesday 12:51 pm
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>>65201

VORDERMAN'S GAMMY EYE IS REALLY FREAKING ME OUT IN THAT THUMBNAIL.
>> No. 65536 Auntiefucker
25th May 2020
Monday 11:29 pm
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She's finally at it again.
>> No. 65765 R4GE
21st June 2020
Sunday 8:40 am
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Nutella Vorderman.
>> No. 65766 YubYub
22nd June 2020
Monday 11:32 am
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I love everything about this, please continue.
>> No. 65787 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 11:26 pm
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Gender swap Vorderman.
>> No. 65788 YubYub
24th June 2020
Wednesday 12:58 am
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>>65787

Vorderman man
>> No. 65789 YubYub
24th June 2020
Wednesday 4:04 am
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>>65787
Fucks sake that is just odd.
>> No. 65964 Anonymous
7th July 2020
Tuesday 5:49 pm
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They should rename the daily express the daily Vorderman.
>> No. 65965 Crabkiller
7th July 2020
Tuesday 7:11 pm
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>>65964

I couldn't resist googling the top one. the conversation discussed within sounds like it could have been between two people from fucking neptune.

it's actually profoundly sad that there are people now who are essentially "on the dating scene" full time. they're so deep into it they've come up with all this sociology lingo, without ever considering if the reason nobody wants them is just that they're a cunt.

i've been on dating sites/apps a few times across the last six or seven years, and I'll always come across the same handful of faces who are still there, and always there, every time. i started fondly referring to them as "the usual suspects."
>> No. 65966 YubYub
7th July 2020
Tuesday 10:18 pm
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>>65965
If someone mentioned negging I'd assume they were on about hot beefy loadz.
>> No. 65967 YubYub
8th July 2020
Wednesday 4:02 am
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>>65966
You can get those all day long, no negging needed.
>> No. 66003 YubYub
11th July 2020
Saturday 7:46 pm
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>>65964

MAKES A CHANGE FROM PRINCESS DIANA, I SUPPOSE.
>> No. 66079 Ambulancelad
1st August 2020
Saturday 8:16 pm
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Normal service has resumed.
>> No. 66080 Paedofag
1st August 2020
Saturday 8:17 pm
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Vorderposting will continue.
>> No. 66081 Searchfag
1st August 2020
Saturday 9:29 pm
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>>66079
She looks like she is about to topple over with the weight of them.
>> No. 66082 Ambulancelad
1st August 2020
Saturday 9:47 pm
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>>66079
>>66080

She'd look amazing as a natural mature woman.
>> No. 66132 Ambulancelad
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:03 pm
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She can't keep getting away with it.
>> No. 66133 Billbob
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:04 pm
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>> No. 66134 Ambulancelad
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:08 pm
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Fuck me how did I not know she was Welsh?
>> No. 66135 Crabkiller
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:10 pm
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>>66134
Because you were too busy looking at her bazungas.
>> No. 66239 R4GE
12th August 2020
Wednesday 2:08 am
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From the back again.
[yt]ERkuIJtEXlw[/]
>> No. 66240 Paedofag
12th August 2020
Wednesday 2:11 am
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>>66239
Bollocks. Lets try again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERkuIJtEXlw
>> No. 66245 Samefag
12th August 2020
Wednesday 4:40 am
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>>66240
There is a point in the video toward the end, where you can see an outline of the Spanx. I bet she is fucking suffocating. All a bit fake.
>> No. 66318 Anonymous
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:22 pm
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Toast Vorderman
>> No. 66319 Anonymous
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:23 pm
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Leathery trousers Vorderman
>> No. 66321 Anonymous
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:26 pm
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Vorderman trousers leathery
>> No. 66322 Billbob
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:26 pm
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Cameltoe vorderman
>> No. 66323 YubYub
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:27 pm
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Vordersmiles.
>> No. 66324 Are Moaty
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:28 pm
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>>66318
This is the best one I've seen of her for a while, except the eyebrows.

Glad to see she has a smart meter, but the yellow is on so probably has too many lights on. Whilst the Dualit is a fine toaster, the two-slot model shows that she isn't serious about toast.
>> No. 66325 Moralfag
20th August 2020
Thursday 11:33 pm
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>>66324
Vorders is in the pocket of smart meters.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1296455425496317952
>> No. 66402 Ambulancelad
25th August 2020
Tuesday 10:07 pm
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fat
>> No. 66403 Moralfag
25th August 2020
Tuesday 10:14 pm
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>>66402
I believe they use saline and silicone these days.
>> No. 66563 Samefag
5th September 2020
Saturday 8:01 pm
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Vorderburger
>> No. 66564 R4GE
5th September 2020
Saturday 8:01 pm
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Vordersquats
>> No. 66565 Ambulancelad
5th September 2020
Saturday 8:02 pm
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Vorderman
>> No. 66754 Samefag
25th September 2020
Friday 8:14 am
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Vorderman touching udders.
>> No. 66755 Auntiefucker
25th September 2020
Friday 8:14 am
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Udders touching Vorderman.
>> No. 66757 R4GE
25th September 2020
Friday 8:16 am
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Vordermilk.
>> No. 66758 Crabkiller
25th September 2020
Friday 8:17 am
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>> No. 66760 Auntiefucker
25th September 2020
Friday 8:28 am
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ALMOST STARKERS VORDERMAN
>> No. 66761 Ambulancelad
25th September 2020
Friday 8:32 am
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SPACE INVORDERS
>> No. 66766 Paedofag
25th September 2020
Friday 11:08 pm
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>>66760

YE GODS it's like she has two sets of hips

And now I want this
>> No. 66767 R4GE
25th September 2020
Friday 11:17 pm
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SKINTIGHT VORDERMAN
>> No. 66768 Moralfag
25th September 2020
Friday 11:20 pm
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NIPPY VORDERMAN
>> No. 66769 Billbob
26th September 2020
Saturday 1:39 am
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>>66768
Is it true that older women get drier down there, and you have to use lube? I have never been with an older woman. I can't imagine it. The oldest I have been with was 46 and it was well slippery down there.
>> No. 66770 Moralfag
26th September 2020
Saturday 1:49 am
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>>66768
Lads...

Lads.

I did it.

I love and cherished.

I love and cherished on britfags.

I drank alot of vodka and wanked to this...

It worked.

I am so confused.

It must be the trousers.

I scroll down to her trousers and lost my shit.

I need psychological help.

Psychoanalyse me please.
>> No. 66771 Billbob
26th September 2020
Saturday 1:50 am
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>>66770
The word-filter is amazing here.
>> No. 66772 R4GE
26th September 2020
Saturday 7:35 am
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>>66769

Vaginal dryness isn't unique to older women, but it tends to be more common after the menopause. Lube is the business - it can spare you all sorts of unpleasant chafing and having some to hand makes it easier to introduce the possibility of bum fun when she's all horned up.

Also [b]vorderbum[/i].
>> No. 66776 Are Moaty
26th September 2020
Saturday 11:20 pm
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>>66772
Ta for that, she never did owt for me until this one.
>> No. 66777 R4GE
27th September 2020
Sunday 7:24 am
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>> No. 66778 Ambulancelad
27th September 2020
Sunday 8:40 am
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RAUNCHY VORDERMAN
>> No. 66780 Searchfag
28th September 2020
Monday 11:10 am
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>>66772
My best girl is late twenties, dry as a bone, with probably vaginismus to boot, and refuses to see a doctor. I'm tearing my hair out.
>> No. 66781 Searchfag
28th September 2020
Monday 11:18 am
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>>66780
Up the bum, no harm done.
>> No. 66782 Are Moaty
28th September 2020
Monday 11:33 am
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>>66781
Yes harm done. I have a sensitive chap.
>> No. 66783 R4GE
28th September 2020
Monday 11:45 am
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>>66782
You're not meant to do dry anal.
>> No. 66784 Moralfag
28th September 2020
Monday 11:50 am
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>>66780

I think it might be time to find a new lady friend.


>> No. 66785 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 11:56 am
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Wet Vorderman.
>> No. 66786 Auntiefucker
28th September 2020
Monday 1:21 pm
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>>66784
This is so off-putting.
>> No. 66787 Paedofag
28th September 2020
Monday 1:37 pm
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>>66786
Disagree, I think it's quite excellent.
>> No. 66788 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 1:41 pm
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>>66787
They don't seem very enthusiastic about it.
>> No. 66789 YubYub
28th September 2020
Monday 1:50 pm
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>>66784
Wet Ass Pussy implies a lubed up man purse ripe for dicking.

Wet-ass Pussy. Hyphenation matters.
>> No. 66790 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 2:16 pm
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>>66783
Not meant to do dry vag either. Doesn't matter, she doesn't get wet enough and seems to think lube should be applied to her inner thighs rather than internally. My banjo string has had enough.
>> No. 66791 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 2:19 pm
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>>66790

You can have a go on my wet ass-pussy if you like.
>> No. 66792 Ambulancelad
28th September 2020
Monday 2:51 pm
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>>66790
Wait. If she doesn't get wet, doesn't that mean she is not into you? Basically, you can't get her juices flowing? I'm pretty sure Leonardo Dicaprio would make her wet.
>> No. 66793 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 3:00 pm
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>>66792

That or she's just frigid.
>> No. 66796 Searchfag
28th September 2020
Monday 4:00 pm
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>>66792
>>66793
Thanks for the usual hilarious crypto-fisherperson joke along with its 1970s rejoinder but I think I know her well enough to genuinely believe she has a medical issue. She has pain with tampons and pap smears too.
>> No. 66797 YubYub
28th September 2020
Monday 5:29 pm
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>>66796

This is an /iq/ thread about Carol Vorderman's lady lumps. Feel free to start an /emo/ thread if you want a serious discussion of your frigid bird's dessicated minge.
>> No. 66798 YubYub
28th September 2020
Monday 6:00 pm
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>>66797
RESTORING
>> No. 66799 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 6:02 pm
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>>66798
>> No. 66800 Are Moaty
28th September 2020
Monday 7:17 pm
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>>66798
Why does she come off kind of desperate?
>> No. 66801 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 7:19 pm
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>>66800
Because she is? The entire thread is a cry for help.
>> No. 66802 YubYub
28th September 2020
Monday 7:27 pm
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>>66801
But why? She looks like she had a good career, and all looks okay. Why the desperation?

I would be happy to retire somewhere warm, if I made bank and became a D list celebrity.
>> No. 66803 Paedofag
28th September 2020
Monday 7:44 pm
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>>66800

She's a sexually confident older woman, which our patriarchal society codes as desperate. We're all fine with the idea that a wealthy middle-aged man might choose to spend his time dicking about in a light aircraft and shagging loads of younger women, but we can't accept it when the genders are reversed.

Also she's had a bit too much botox around her eyes, which makes her smile look forced and insincere.
>> No. 66804 Billbob
28th September 2020
Monday 7:53 pm
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>>66803
You make it sound like she is dicking around in a light aircraft and shagging loads of younger men, which, I don't think is happening. She wouldn't come off desperate in that scenario.
>> No. 66805 Moralfag
28th September 2020
Monday 8:03 pm
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>>66800
I actually disagree, she comes across as the kind of geek who was ugly / ignored early in her life and is now blooming as a sexually confident older woman.

More power to her, and her >>66798 cameltoe.
>> No. 66806 Crabkiller
28th September 2020
Monday 8:16 pm
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>>66800

Because when your entire career is basically being eye candy but with brains, and you start to internalise and enjoy the fact you're an example of sexual attractiveness personified, it can be hard to let go of as you age and invariably lose that aspect of yourself.

This is why people who have always been kind of ugly age more gracefully and tend not to end up going off the rails with surgery or what have you. they never had that dopamine hit of being the hottest person in a room, they have only very rarely, and briefly, if ever, experienced the rush of egotistical validation someone's absolute and unquestioning sexual adoration can give you- so they don't miss it.

>>66803

bollocks. when a middle aged man does that, there will always be just as many people who see him as a sleazy old creep, as there are people who see him as a lad in his prime reaping the rewards.

there are no real double standards in sexual attitudes, in reality it goes both ways, and it more or less entirely just depends who you ask. some people are just against promiscuity in general, some people are in favour of it, and they each have their own bias in regards to how it should apply to gender- Generally it's the people who can't get laid that claim the double standard is against their side.
>> No. 66807 Ambulancelad
28th September 2020
Monday 8:20 pm
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>>66804



https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/carol-vorderman-talks-love-life-22555498
>> No. 66808 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 8:23 pm
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Catsuit Vorderman.
>> No. 66809 Moralfag
28th September 2020
Monday 8:26 pm
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Cameltoe Vorderman.
>> No. 66823 Paedofag
2nd October 2020
Friday 12:30 pm
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Vorderman in snowdonia.
>> No. 66825 R4GE
2nd October 2020
Friday 12:45 pm
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>>66823
Vordonia?
>> No. 66827 YubYub
2nd October 2020
Friday 12:46 pm
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>>66823

From the thumbnail, I thought she was flipping the bird at a hill.
>> No. 66830 Anonymous
2nd October 2020
Friday 1:04 pm
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>>66827
>> No. 66831 Searchfag
2nd October 2020
Friday 1:05 pm
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>>66830

10/10, would kek again.
>> No. 66834 R4GE
2nd October 2020
Friday 1:49 pm
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>>66830
Why have you made her breasts smaller?
>> No. 66835 Samefag
2nd October 2020
Friday 1:56 pm
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>>66834
You're imagining it lad.
>> No. 66836 Anonymous
2nd October 2020
Friday 2:55 pm
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>>66831
There are some lines that must be drawn and "kek" is one of them.
>> No. 66837 Ambulancelad
2nd October 2020
Friday 3:03 pm
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>>66835
I am very perceptive to Carol's Vorderman.
>> No. 66838 Ambulancelad
2nd October 2020
Friday 3:08 pm
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>>66837
I promise I didn't do anything to her breasts, you can overlay the images if you want.
>> No. 66839 Ambulancelad
2nd October 2020
Friday 3:17 pm
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>>66838
>I PROMISE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER BREASTS

WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU?
>> No. 66840 Moralfag
2nd October 2020
Friday 3:53 pm
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>>66839
Now wait a minute! You can't talk like that to me!
>> No. 66841 Crabkiller
2nd October 2020
Friday 5:30 pm
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>>66836

What about "butter keks"?
>> No. 66842 Are Moaty
2nd October 2020
Friday 5:45 pm
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>>66841
Acceptable.
>> No. 66843 Paedofag
2nd October 2020
Friday 6:33 pm
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>>66841
Never heard of that foreign muck. For me the only acceptable keks are the ones you cack when you're terrified.
>> No. 66844 R4GE
2nd October 2020
Friday 6:43 pm
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>>66843
I'm sure they used to be called kegs.
>> No. 66845 YubYub
2nd October 2020
Friday 8:47 pm
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>>66836


>> No. 66846 Anonymous
2nd October 2020
Friday 9:25 pm
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Vulnerable vorderman
>> No. 66847 Searchfag
2nd October 2020
Friday 9:30 pm
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>>66845
Yes we're aware.
>> No. 66848 Anonymous
2nd October 2020
Friday 9:30 pm
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>>66846

That's a challenging wank.
>> No. 66850 YubYub
3rd October 2020
Saturday 6:47 pm
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Vorderorse and cart.
>> No. 67073 Moralfag
24th October 2020
Saturday 5:34 pm
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Helicopter vorderman
>> No. 67074 Moralfag
24th October 2020
Saturday 5:35 pm
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Poppy wearing Vorderman in a helicopter.
>> No. 67075 Anonymous
24th October 2020
Saturday 5:35 pm
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Vorderman in heels.
>> No. 67103 Anonymous
26th October 2020
Monday 1:39 pm
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Vordertongue.
>> No. 67104 Samefag
26th October 2020
Monday 1:42 pm
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>>67103
VordE-girl
>> No. 67105 Are Moaty
26th October 2020
Monday 1:53 pm
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>>67103
Isn't that COSPLAY-VORDER?
>> No. 67106 Crabkiller
26th October 2020
Monday 1:57 pm
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>>67105
I think it's poorly photoshopped vorders. I don't think the eyelash should be in front of the hair like that.
>> No. 67107 Anonymous
26th October 2020
Monday 2:37 pm
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>>67106

Snap filter innit.
>> No. 67130 Anonymous
30th October 2020
Friday 7:26 pm
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This arse is literally ridiculous.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1321562414177988611
>> No. 67134 YubYub
31st October 2020
Saturday 9:18 pm
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Spooky Vorderman.
>> No. 67135 R4GE
31st October 2020
Saturday 9:19 pm
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Vorderman sticking her tongue out again.
>> No. 67136 Are Moaty
31st October 2020
Saturday 10:33 pm
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>>67135
>> No. 67137 YubYub
31st October 2020
Saturday 10:42 pm
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>>67136
This is not a flattering look for anyone in my opinion. I think it's called "Aghedo"? Something like that, but I really don't think Carol should be at it.
>> No. 67138 Auntiefucker
31st October 2020
Saturday 11:29 pm
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her fanny is a like a fishermans big bucket full of eels.
>> No. 67139 Samefag
31st October 2020
Saturday 11:56 pm
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>>67137
It's 'ahegao' and she's not doing it right. I used to quite like it but Belle Delphine (aka Gamer Girl bathwater hawker) has ruined it for me.
>> No. 67141 Anonymous
1st November 2020
Sunday 1:17 am
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>>67139
I find it odd that you liked it, personally I just think it looks like they have a neurological condition, but quite funny that you feel Delphine's taken the art out of it or something. Each to their own.
>> No. 67142 Are Moaty
1st November 2020
Sunday 8:35 am
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>>67137
>AGHEDO

Push pineapple shake the tree
>> No. 67143 Searchfag
1st November 2020
Sunday 8:55 am
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>>67139
>she's not doing it right
She's not, I photoshopped her eyes. You can tell because they appear to have seams.
>> No. 67144 Ambulancelad
1st November 2020
Sunday 10:46 am
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I had a dream that I was Carol's toyboy. I kept secretly filming us having sex - her dream tits and arse were horrifying, like Christmas puddings. Anyways, most of the dream was spent trying to figure out how to upload the videos to the Internet without making it look like I hadn't done it and could go "I woz hacked." in the end I flew to America, bought a laptop and did it using mobile data.
>> No. 67145 Billbob
1st November 2020
Sunday 4:02 pm
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Pride of Britain Vorderman.
>> No. 67146 Ambulancelad
1st November 2020
Sunday 4:03 pm
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Vorderman with someone, possibly paloma faith?
>> No. 67147 Are Moaty
1st November 2020
Sunday 4:09 pm
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Vorderman and her children.
>> No. 67154 Auntiefucker
1st November 2020
Sunday 8:42 pm
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>>67145

I'd watch it, but I wouldn't feel right wanking with all those war heroes and sick kiddies around.
>> No. 67176 Are Moaty
5th November 2020
Thursday 6:48 am
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The absolute state of Vorderman.
>> No. 67177 Samefag
5th November 2020
Thursday 8:39 am
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>>67176

I'd mince her pies
>> No. 67179 Auntiefucker
5th November 2020
Thursday 10:20 am
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>>67176
Something something emptying a sack?
>> No. 67180 Billbob
5th November 2020
Thursday 10:24 am
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>>67176

She can hang her stockings on my mantlepiece IYKWIM.
>> No. 67181 Crabkiller
5th November 2020
Thursday 10:51 am
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>>67176
I'D PUT MINCE PIES AND SHERRY OUT FOR HER IYKWIM.
>> No. 67182 Anonymous
5th November 2020
Thursday 11:57 am
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Oh Carol, when i see you on Countdown, I have to pull my pants down, and pop a finger in my brown...
>> No. 67193 Billbob
6th November 2020
Friday 1:04 pm
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Vordermong.
>> No. 67194 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 1:05 pm
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Vorderman struggling to get her coat over her massive chebs.
>> No. 67195 Auntiefucker
6th November 2020
Friday 1:06 pm
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Vorderman with her coat over her massive chebs.
>> No. 67202 Paedofag
6th November 2020
Friday 6:17 pm
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>>67195
Hey, that's my local BBC News' weather reporter.
>> No. 67205 Auntiefucker
6th November 2020
Friday 7:11 pm
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>>67202
Carol is owain's fag hag.
>> No. 67208 Anonymous
6th November 2020
Friday 7:46 pm
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>>67193

Those leather-bound books though.
>> No. 67209 Are Moaty
6th November 2020
Friday 7:53 pm
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>>67208
Books-by-the-foot. They'll be all old accountancy ledgers.
>> No. 67509 Moralfag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:29 pm
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Carol's almost gone a month without posting something showing off her assets. I think this is the first time that's happened since starting the thread.
>> No. 67510 Paedofag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:32 pm
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>>67509

She's too busy for all that, the dirty mare.
>> No. 67511 Samefag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:33 pm
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>>67510
The blur makes her worryingly look like my mum.
>> No. 67512 Moralfag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:53 pm
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>>67511

Is your mum single?
>> No. 67513 Auntiefucker
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:56 pm
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>>67512
No, but my dad is definitely punching with her.
>> No. 67525 Searchfag
25th November 2020
Wednesday 4:25 pm
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>>67509
She's dead
>> No. 67543 Anonymous
28th November 2020
Saturday 7:15 pm
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Carol Vorderman with my future wife.
>> No. 67600 R4GE
4th December 2020
Friday 9:29 am
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Vorderman from the side[boob]
>> No. 67651 Moralfag
10th December 2020
Thursday 1:50 pm
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Vorderman on location.
>> No. 67652 Auntiefucker
10th December 2020
Thursday 1:50 pm
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Vorderman with a trainee fighter pilot.
>> No. 67662 Paedofag
10th December 2020
Thursday 10:44 pm
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I don't know if it's desperation or not, but I'd actually now like to grab Carol Vorderman's meaty arse and have away in the sex IYKWIM.
>> No. 67695 Paedofag
13th December 2020
Sunday 10:14 pm
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Vorderman with a new fringe.
>> No. 67696 R4GE
13th December 2020
Sunday 10:22 pm
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Vorderman's commissioned portrait of herself.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1338056577320939522
>> No. 67697 Anonymous
13th December 2020
Sunday 10:25 pm
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>>67696
Dream or nightmare, I don't know, but I'm seeing that in my sleep tonight.
>> No. 67732 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 10:50 am
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Vorderman from the front.
>> No. 67733 Moralfag
21st December 2020
Monday 10:50 am
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Vorderman from the rear.
>> No. 67734 Ambulancelad
21st December 2020
Monday 4:03 pm
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>>67695
>ESTABLISHED 1981

YOU WISH, CAROL.
>> No. 67735 R4GE
21st December 2020
Monday 5:43 pm
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>>67732
That TV programme makes no sense whatsoever, and if it wasn't on straight after Strictly, nobody would ever watch it.
>> No. 67736 Moralfag
21st December 2020
Monday 9:15 pm
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>>67733
Few can afforderman.
>> No. 67737 Samefag
21st December 2020
Monday 9:20 pm
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>>67736
AUDIBLE GUFFAWDERMAN
>> No. 67738 Anonymous
22nd December 2020
Tuesday 3:31 pm
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>>67737

POTY
>> No. 67749 Moralfag
26th December 2020
Saturday 10:48 pm
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Drunk vorders at Christmas.
>> No. 67750 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 11:14 pm
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>>67749

WATCH OUT FOR YOUR AUNTY CAROL, SHE GETS A BIT TOUCHY-FEELY WHEN SHE'S BEEN AT THE ADVOCAAT.
>> No. 67751 YubYub
29th December 2020
Tuesday 5:20 am
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>>67750
BRB, stocking up on advocaat.
>> No. 67752 Anonymous
29th December 2020
Tuesday 9:39 am
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>>67749
She's starting to look a little Bogdanoff there.
>> No. 67753 Crabkiller
29th December 2020
Tuesday 10:25 am
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>>67752
Wait until you see what she has done to her boobies.
>> No. 67754 YubYub
29th December 2020
Tuesday 1:34 pm
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>>67753
I expect she has nipples like Marty Feldman's eyes.
>> No. 67755 Searchfag
29th December 2020
Tuesday 1:51 pm
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>>67754
Rotting underground in a Los Angeles memorial park?
>> No. 67756 Crabkiller
29th December 2020
Tuesday 1:58 pm
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>>67755
I'd have thought eyes would be one of the first things to decompose.
>> No. 67771 Crabkiller
1st January 2021
Friday 3:06 pm
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First Vorderman of the year, lads.
>> No. 67772 Billbob
1st January 2021
Friday 6:45 pm
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>>67771

The interest on my wank bank account is frankly scandalous. Happy New Year, VorderLads.
>> No. 67782 Anonymous
10th January 2021
Sunday 6:26 pm
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Vorderman's nostrils.
>> No. 67783 Billbob
10th January 2021
Sunday 8:52 pm
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I HEARD SHE IS A MEMBER OF A SUPERNATIONAL SECRET GOVERNMENT, THE NEW WORLD ORDERMAN.
>> No. 67784 YubYub
11th January 2021
Monday 2:34 am
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>>67783
I'd let her bring the great reset, iykwim.
>> No. 67785 Searchfag
11th January 2021
Monday 10:41 am
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Starting to get a bit worried about this appearing on /sfw/.
>> No. 67786 Moralfag
11th January 2021
Monday 10:55 am
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>>67785
It's fine, she's done kids TV.
>> No. 67787 YubYub
11th January 2021
Monday 11:56 am
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>>67785
Not our fault if fully clothed pictures of Vorderman are getting you hot under the collar.
>> No. 67840 Auntiefucker
13th January 2021
Wednesday 10:42 pm
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Cardboarderman.
>> No. 67841 Paedofag
13th January 2021
Wednesday 10:42 pm
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Vorderman near a shed.
>> No. 67842 Paedofag
13th January 2021
Wednesday 10:46 pm
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>>67841
VORDERmod
>> No. 67865 Moralfag
22nd January 2021
Friday 9:13 am
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Post-workout Vorderman.
>> No. 67870 Are Moaty
22nd January 2021
Friday 3:24 pm
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There's a whole 90 minutes of Vorderman on BBC iPlayer right now. Some top notch wardrobe choices on display.
>> No. 67873 Are Moaty
23rd January 2021
Saturday 2:37 pm
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Vorderman in cashmere
>> No. 67874 Crabkiller
23rd January 2021
Saturday 3:16 pm
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These are starting to get samey. Where are the ones of Vorderman playing Guitar Hero? with an M1 Garand? Vorderman having a nervous breakdown?
>> No. 67876 Ambulancelad
24th January 2021
Sunday 3:20 am
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>>67874
You know what else is samey? heroin. And heroin doesn't need improving.

Though I wouldn't be averse to seeing vordz posing with old weaponry.
>> No. 67877 Ambulancelad
24th January 2021
Sunday 12:59 pm
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Fluffy vorders.
>> No. 67925 Samefag
26th January 2021
Tuesday 8:58 pm
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Pilot Vorderman.
>> No. 68003 Moralfag
6th February 2021
Saturday 3:39 pm
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Vorders wants the 30th of April to be known as captain Tom day and for all of us to celebrate his birthday.
>> No. 68004 R4GE
6th February 2021
Saturday 3:45 pm
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>>68003

Why do people do and say these absurd things, what is it really about? Do they just want people to think they are nice? Or are they really just that profoundly short sighted.
>> No. 68009 Are Moaty
8th February 2021
Monday 1:34 am
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>>68004
If you see someone quoted in the paper they have been paid to say whatever they are saying. So a better question would be "why is it profitable to get people to do and say these absurd things?". The answer would probably be profoundly depressing though.
>> No. 68010 Billbob
8th February 2021
Monday 8:27 am
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Alright, which one of you submitted this?
>> No. 68011 Searchfag
8th February 2021
Monday 9:10 am
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>>68004
This sort of comment is "on brand" for Vorderman.
>> No. 68012 Anonymous
8th February 2021
Monday 11:45 am
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My birthday is now Captain Tom day.

Also the day Hitler topped himself.

Fantastic.
>> No. 68013 Are Moaty
8th February 2021
Monday 12:19 pm
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>>68012
They should make a statue of Tom's zimmer rolling over Hitler's body, with the empty bottle of poison in his hand.
>> No. 68014 Samefag
8th February 2021
Monday 12:49 pm
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>>68009

Is the answer on the whole we are a bunch of knee jerk emotional apes and no one is going to speak any sanity because they will instantly be reductively branded as just a insensitive edgelord.

We are doomed as a species.
>> No. 68015 Paedofag
8th February 2021
Monday 7:26 pm
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>Man charged in Lanark over Captain Sir Tom Moore tweet

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-55986646

You LADS are fucking in for it now. The rozzers are gonna kick your door down for not being patriotic enough about captain Tom.
>> No. 68016 Samefag
8th February 2021
Monday 7:28 pm
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She's started posting videos instead of pictures. Her tits are fucking ridiculous in this one.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1358767660251635713
>> No. 68017 Moralfag
8th February 2021
Monday 8:05 pm
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>>68015
>The only good Brit soldier is a deed one, burn auld fella, buuuuurn.

Why is Scotland such a fucking joke when it comes to policing speech?
>> No. 68018 Anonymous
8th February 2021
Monday 8:39 pm
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>>68015
I never understand why Scottish act like they're one of our many put-upon and battered about colonies? Those fuckers were right there with us and the Union was their sodding idea.
>> No. 68019 Auntiefucker
8th February 2021
Monday 9:13 pm
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>>68018
I guess it's a necessity in living with the contradiction of being a flag waving nationalist while considering yourself an internationalist.
>> No. 68020 Ambulancelad
8th February 2021
Monday 10:22 pm
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Lads, fuck off out the Vorderman thread with your tedious pontificating.
>> No. 68021 Auntiefucker
9th February 2021
Tuesday 12:53 am
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>The only good Brit soldier is a deed one, burn auld fella, buuuuurn.

On the scale of offensive that is not offensive. The porridgewogs are truly slipping into authoritarian nationalist state if this isn't thrown out.
>> No. 68023 Samefag
9th February 2021
Tuesday 2:11 am
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>>68015

Wait until they hear about the Wolfetones.
>> No. 68024 Anonymous
9th February 2021
Tuesday 11:04 am
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I propose a Scottish containment thread because britfa is going to be approaching 2014 levels of tedium following the May election and it would be best kept in a single thread.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLcnwJ_B8M
>> No. 68053 Paedofag
13th February 2021
Saturday 6:37 pm
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Vorderman all in black.
>> No. 68054 Are Moaty
13th February 2021
Saturday 6:38 pm
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Vorderman ready for the rugby.
>> No. 68056 Anonymous
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:32 pm
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This is the degree of apparent narcisism i do not want to engage with. Who'd take so many photos of themselves? Is it a part of her career to be so visible? Imagine being around a person like this.
>> No. 68057 Paedofag
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:40 pm
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>>68056
This is what decades of prosecco does to a woman.
>> No. 68058 R4GE
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:40 pm
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>>68056

The idea of a camwhore who can do your tax returns is really appealing though.
>> No. 68059 Are Moaty
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:42 pm
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>>68056
She posts these on Social media because they create revenue, but some of them are paparazzi or red carpet photos. She is promoting the Carol Vorderman brand, the more views and interaction it gets the more money she gets from Instagram and companies who want her to wear their clothes or advertise their products.

Whether she enjoys the attention or irrelevant, it's pure marketing. You're projecting. May as well say "imagine being around a famous person"

Do you not know how Instagram works?
>> No. 68060 Searchfag
14th February 2021
Sunday 12:58 pm
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>> No. 68061 Crabkiller
14th February 2021
Sunday 1:09 pm
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>>68059

>Do you not know how Instagram works?

I think I speak for many of here when I say "no, and nor do I particularly want to."

She's famous innit basically covers everything otherlad needed to know. it worked exactly the same way before social media, it's just more aggressive now.
>> No. 68062 YubYub
14th February 2021
Sunday 1:16 pm
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>>68056
The Vord works in mysterious ways.
>> No. 68063 YubYub
14th February 2021
Sunday 1:21 pm
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>>68062
Bord is the Vord.
>> No. 68064 YubYub
15th February 2021
Monday 3:36 pm
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>>68056


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngt1JK3DyOU

Welcome to the world we have been living in since the invention of social media and the camera phone. I don't think either of them are responsible, for the problem it is clearly something in the human condition, but it is definitely enabling it in an unprecedented way.

#betterlifethanyours
>> No. 68065 Ambulancelad
15th February 2021
Monday 5:50 pm
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A female countdown host! Female!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56069675
>> No. 68066 R4GE
15th February 2021
Monday 8:07 pm
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>>68065
I reckon the rules of the game are the Weakest Link, Ann Robeson
>> No. 68067 Ambulancelad
15th February 2021
Monday 8:43 pm
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>>68065
Fucking hell she looks like something out of Star Trek.
>> No. 68068 YubYub
15th February 2021
Monday 10:19 pm
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>>68065
She's not even the first female host they've had.
>> No. 68069 Anonymous
15th February 2021
Monday 10:23 pm
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>>68068
Des lynam was a man.
>> No. 68070 YubYub
15th February 2021
Monday 10:25 pm
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>>68069
How do you know? Have you seen his cock?
>> No. 68073 Are Moaty
16th February 2021
Tuesday 12:39 am
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>>68070

Twice-nightly Whiteley had a massive wang, but I have it on good authority that Des O'Connor was a eunuch. Completely smooth down there, like an Action Man.
>> No. 68074 R4GE
16th February 2021
Tuesday 8:40 am
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>>68070
Obscured by moustache.
>> No. 68080 Paedofag
16th February 2021
Tuesday 9:40 am
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Just read that Anne Robinson is going to host Countdown. Christ.
>> No. 68082 Billbob
16th February 2021
Tuesday 9:48 am
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Oh that's what you were all discussing further up. My apologies for not doing my homework.
>> No. 68088 Ambulancelad
16th February 2021
Tuesday 12:42 pm
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>>68082
Understandable to get discombobulated by Carol's bazungas.
>> No. 68089 Crabkiller
16th February 2021
Tuesday 12:43 pm
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Muddy shoes Vorderman.
>> No. 68092 Auntiefucker
16th February 2021
Tuesday 1:08 pm
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>>68089

Dogging vorderman?
>> No. 68097 Anonymous
16th February 2021
Tuesday 10:48 pm
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>>68092
Vorderdog.
>> No. 68102 Crabkiller
18th February 2021
Thursday 9:36 am
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Vorderman showing off her abs.
>> No. 68103 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 9:39 am
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>>68102

Jesus. She can't be that far off starting an OnlyFans.
>> No. 68104 YubYub
18th February 2021
Thursday 9:45 am
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>>68103
We're pretty much there already.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1362081060981530632
>> No. 68135 Anonymous
20th February 2021
Saturday 1:32 pm
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Vorderman in a hoodie.
>> No. 68136 Searchfag
20th February 2021
Saturday 1:33 pm
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Vorderman goose-stepping one way.
>> No. 68137 Samefag
20th February 2021
Saturday 1:33 pm
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Vorderman goose-stepping the other way.
>> No. 68167 Are Moaty
24th February 2021
Wednesday 7:45 pm
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Vordermask.
>> No. 68168 Anonymous
24th February 2021
Wednesday 7:45 pm
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Vordermask with stains on her chest.
>> No. 68170 Auntiefucker
26th February 2021
Friday 6:20 pm
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Vorderman on the way to get her vaccine.
>> No. 68171 Ambulancelad
26th February 2021
Friday 6:20 pm
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Vorderman mid-jab.
>> No. 68172 Samefag
27th February 2021
Saturday 2:46 am
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>> No. 68177 Auntiefucker
1st March 2021
Monday 4:55 pm
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>>68171

WOUDNT MIND STICKING HER WITH MY LITTLE PRICK IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> No. 68178 R4GE
1st March 2021
Monday 5:08 pm
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How long has Carol been hiding her weird tooth from us?

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1366378584386985986
>> No. 68179 Searchfag
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 2:39 pm
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wait, you guys don't really want to bone her, right?

it's just a joke, isn't it?
>> No. 68180 Are Moaty
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 2:43 pm
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>>68179
There have been 459 posts of salaciously-captioned images of her, what do you think?
>> No. 68181 Ambulancelad
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 3:04 pm
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>>68180
You need to add five to that. The 459 is the number of posts not visible from /iq/ unless you open the thread; the final five are visible so that's 464.
>> No. 68182 Are Moaty
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 4:10 pm
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>>68179
>guys
>bone
Naff of yank teenlad.
>> No. 68213 R4GE
9th March 2021
Tuesday 3:33 pm
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Vorderman getting ready for a walk.
>> No. 68214 Are Moaty
9th March 2021
Tuesday 3:34 pm
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Vorderman listening to an audiobook.
>> No. 68237 Anonymous
11th March 2021
Thursday 10:13 pm
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Cheeky reflection Vorderman.
>> No. 68238 Paedofag
11th March 2021
Thursday 10:13 pm
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Dyed hair Vorderman.
>> No. 68239 Moralfag
11th March 2021
Thursday 10:14 pm
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Calorie conundrum Vorderman.
>> No. 68240 Auntiefucker
11th March 2021
Thursday 10:40 pm
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If this thread must be updated regularly can we please have the hide button fixed? I'm developing a deep seated hatred for her from seeing Vorderman’s latest non exploit every other day.
>> No. 68243 Searchfag
12th March 2021
Friday 1:42 am
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>>68240
I think you just hate strong sexy pensioners. carpet-baggerry of the highest order.
>> No. 68245 Moralfag
12th March 2021
Friday 7:04 am
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>>68243

I think I have seen more pictures of Carol Voderman in the last year than all of my friends and family combined now I hate her. It is like having your autistic mate not shut up about their special hobby after a while you are truly sick of it.
>> No. 68246 Paedofag
12th March 2021
Friday 7:30 am
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>>68245
Look at her bum, no harm done.
>> No. 68247 R4GE
12th March 2021
Friday 7:38 am
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>>68246

I'd rather be dead than see this thread.
>> No. 68248 Anonymous
12th March 2021
Friday 7:41 am
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>>68247
Admire the vorde horde, you won't get bored.
>> No. 68263 Paedofag
12th March 2021
Friday 8:09 pm
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>>68248
HE WHO ABHORRED THE VORD SHALL BE PUT T'WARD THE SWORD.
>> No. 68264 Anonymous
12th March 2021
Friday 8:15 pm
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>>68263
Her Christmas puds are certainly not duds.
>> No. 68265 YubYub
12th March 2021
Friday 9:19 pm
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>>68264
is this one of those tests to see if I'm a northener?
>> No. 68276 Samefag
13th March 2021
Saturday 7:34 pm
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Carol has balsamic vinger on her chippy chips.

https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1370438465599504389/photo/1
>> No. 68278 Crabkiller
13th March 2021
Saturday 9:09 pm
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>>68276
BET IT'S NOT THE PROPER STUFF.
>> No. 68279 YubYub
13th March 2021
Saturday 9:27 pm
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>>68276
That looks delicious though.
>> No. 68281 YubYub
14th March 2021
Sunday 6:03 pm
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What did the witness say to the police when Carol killed and ate her lover?

She vored-her-man
>> No. 68282 Billbob
14th March 2021
Sunday 6:35 pm
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>>68281

That seems like a very odd thing to say in a witness statement. Wouldn't you expect them to say she ate him, or cannibalised? "Vored" is fairly unusual terminology that you wouldn't expect a random police person to know.
>> No. 68283 Crabkiller
14th March 2021
Sunday 9:46 pm
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>>68276
VORDERCANCELLED
>> No. 68293 Auntiefucker
17th March 2021
Wednesday 9:17 pm
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Vorderman showing her muscles.
>> No. 68294 Are Moaty
17th March 2021
Wednesday 9:18 pm
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Vorderman on a walk.
>> No. 68295 Searchfag
17th March 2021
Wednesday 9:18 pm
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Vorderman suspension bridge.
>> No. 68296 Are Moaty
18th March 2021
Thursday 9:43 am
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BE GONE THOTERMAN!
>> No. 68297 YubYub
18th March 2021
Thursday 9:45 am
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>>68296
That's bang out of Vorderman.
>> No. 68298 Searchfag
18th March 2021
Thursday 9:46 am
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>>68296
No u
>> No. 68299 Auntiefucker
18th March 2021
Thursday 10:28 am
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>>68298

put the Vorderwench on the bench.
>> No. 68330 Anonymous
22nd March 2021
Monday 7:22 am
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Vorderman in her wardrobe.
>> No. 68331 YubYub
22nd March 2021
Monday 7:22 am
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Vorderman in her wardrobe again.
>> No. 68332 Ambulancelad
22nd March 2021
Monday 7:22 am
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Vorderman in a Welsh top.
>> No. 68333 YubYub
22nd March 2021
Monday 7:22 am
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Vorderman in another Welsh top.
>> No. 68334 Ambulancelad
22nd March 2021
Monday 8:18 am
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Vorderman is a welsh thot.
>> No. 68335 YubYub
22nd March 2021
Monday 9:32 pm
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I can't believe nobody has posted the legendary drunk Vorderman yet.

Carol Vodkaman


>> No. 68388 Samefag
27th March 2021
Saturday 4:47 pm
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Vorderman all in red.
>> No. 68389 Paedofag
27th March 2021
Saturday 4:48 pm
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Vorderman all in red.
>> No. 68390 Are Moaty
27th March 2021
Saturday 6:46 pm
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At what point does Vorderman spam get a bit weird? Because I think we've already firmly crossed that point.
>> No. 68391 Auntiefucker
27th March 2021
Saturday 6:54 pm
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>>68390

>At what point does Vorderman spam get a bit weird?

About two years ago.

Carry on.
>> No. 68392 Moralfag
27th March 2021
Saturday 7:18 pm
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>>68390
If she finds out about it, and we still do it, that's weird. Otherwise, I see nothing wrong with one thread of obsessiveness. I assume 90% of these posts are from the same guy anyway; it's a little weirder if we're a whole community of Vorderfans.
>> No. 68393 R4GE
27th March 2021
Saturday 8:21 pm
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>>68390
It was noticed a long, long time ago that there's palpable desperation in the pictures she uploads. Look at the pain in her eyes.

It has also decreed that:

>>63143
>THIS THREAD ENDS WHEN EITHER YOU OR VORDERMAN ARE DEAD.

So I'm kind of stuck doing it, even if she's now just doing the same pose over and over again in a different outfit. E.g.

>>68388
>>68333
>>68213

I dunno, maybe when lockdown is over she'll spice things up a bit.
>> No. 68454 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 6:25 pm
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Look, Carol's doing the same pose in a different outfit again.
>> No. 68455 Samefag
2nd April 2021
Friday 7:51 pm
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Someone needs to teach her how to do onlyfans, but not tell her she's supposed to charge.
>> No. 68463 Auntiefucker
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:20 am
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I'm not entirely sure what Vorderman is doing here, but she's got replies from dozens of old men on twitter calling her sex on legs.
>> No. 68475 YubYub
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:03 pm
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>>68463

Unsubscribe.
>> No. 68476 Searchfag
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:51 pm
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Bunny ears Vorderman.
>> No. 68477 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:52 pm
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Bunny ears Vorderman in her home gym.
>> No. 68478 Moralfag
4th April 2021
Sunday 1:52 pm
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Bunny ears Vorderman in her kitchen.
>> No. 68481 Are Moaty
4th April 2021
Sunday 3:08 pm
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You never said you'd been to space, Vorderlad.
>> No. 68482 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 3:08 pm
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>>68481
Scroll up.
>> No. 68494 Billbob
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:19 pm
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>>68482
No.
>> No. 68566 Auntiefucker
17th April 2021
Saturday 1:45 pm
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Cooking mussels whilst pissed Vorderman.
>> No. 68567 Searchfag
17th April 2021
Saturday 7:13 pm
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>>68566
Why would Carol Vorderman, of all people, cook a food that's best known as an aphrodisiac? I cannot think why. I have absolutely no idea.
>> No. 68568 Billbob
17th April 2021
Saturday 7:45 pm
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>>68567
She doesn't even have an afro.
>> No. 68569 Auntiefucker
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:00 pm
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>>68568
Not on her head anyway. I would need to investigate further before I can definitively believe you.
>> No. 68570 Crabkiller
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:03 pm
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>>68569
There's plenty of pics in this thread of her in skin tight trousers or just in knickers.
>> No. 68571 Paedofag
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:27 pm
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>>68570

>>63038

No muff fluff on display, but if you squint you can just about see the outline of her flaps.
>> No. 68572 Searchfag
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:51 pm
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>>68571
Don't you have anything better to do? Take out the bins?
>> No. 68573 Are Moaty
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:56 pm
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>>68572
>TAKE OUT THE BINS

These euphemisms are getting out of hand.
>> No. 68574 Are Moaty
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:58 pm
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>>68573
Honestly I'm sick of it.
>> No. 68575 YubYub
17th April 2021
Saturday 9:45 pm
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>>68572

Who the hell gets their bins collected on a Sunday?
>> No. 68580 Moralfag
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:37 pm
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Vorderman getting ready for the races.
>> No. 68581 YubYub
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:37 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 68582 R4GE
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:37 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 68583 Auntiefucker
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:38 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 68586 YubYub
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:40 pm
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Vorderman at the races.
>> No. 68587 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 8:41 pm
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Thanks mods.
>> No. 68588 Anonymous
20th April 2021
Tuesday 12:22 am
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>>68586
>What colour jockey silks will I be wearing?
>Well do you remember Mr Blobby?
>> No. 68632 Searchfag
24th April 2021
Saturday 9:05 am
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She's showing off her chebs on Instagram.
>> No. 68649 Paedofag
26th April 2021
Monday 1:02 pm
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Dragon bikini Vorderman

Does she realise the amount of furious wanking goes on over the pictures she publishes
>> No. 68650 Samefag
26th April 2021
Monday 1:06 pm
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>>68649
This thread is testament to the fact that Carol Vorderman is a very desperate woman in need of validation.
>> No. 68651 Paedofag
26th April 2021
Monday 1:21 pm
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>>68650
I'd validate her iykwim aityd
>> No. 68666 Moralfag
29th April 2021
Thursday 3:25 pm
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>> No. 68667 YubYub
29th April 2021
Thursday 3:57 pm
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>>68666
I don't think I've ever wanted anything as badly as Carol wants attention.
>> No. 68668 YubYub
29th April 2021
Thursday 4:13 pm
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>>68666

Sixty years old. Science is a wonderful thing.
>> No. 68669 Are Moaty
29th April 2021
Thursday 6:13 pm
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>>68668

On the one hand yes, on the other hand, without science I wouldn't be so utterly sick of the sight of her. If god had meant us to wank furiously over Voderman he wouldn't have put her on for only small segments in the middle of the day.
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