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>> | No. 69588
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How's the panic buying going, lads? |
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Business_plan.jpg |
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>>69588 |
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dfdfghhjghjkhdffngbnfghjsrgfh.png People are as mental as ever. |
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I cycle everywhere. I have never even really noticed where petrol stations are. As a result, I was riding home from work and was baffled at traffic jams that just appeared in random places on streets I ride along. Every single traffic jam I passed vanished immediately at a random point on the road which just happened to have a petrol station on it. |
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people are fucking idiots. if you run out of fuel and can't buy any, then you don't have to go to work. fucks sake. |
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Went to the ASDA petrol station just now and there's nobody there and there's plenty of fuel by the looks of it, certainly at least there was 53 litres left. |
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fuel.jpg >>69599 |
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Anyone had any luck with LPG? I have half a tank of both LpG AND petrol so plenty to get me home but would be nice to fill up on LPG. |
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062-34-mickeysmonkeyspunkmoped.jpg |
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If you drive an older diesel, it probably can't hurt to know a farmer who has a red diesel tank on his farm. Although it does constitute tax evasion. |
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My local garage has now run out of unleaded and diesel, thanks to all the numpties. These kinds of things rapidly become a self-fulfilling prophesy. |
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Daily-Mirror-Stupid-Headlines-Kung-Fuel-Fighting.jpg >>69597 |
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Could be worse, at least we're not Americans. |
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At least we will be getting a bunch of Polish lorry drivers soon, so hopefully no food shortages. It's a bit of a pisstake though. What was the point of Brexit. |
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45924207_401.jpg >>69615 |
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1_WhatsApp-Image-2021-09-25-at-115649jpeg.jpg People are trying to flog petrol on Facey. |
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siphon.jpg >>69620 |
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1hobtj.jpg >>69620 |
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>>69604 |
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This would be fixed if lorry drivers were actually paid better than what they get now. They want to get immigrants to drive the lorries because businesses don't want to pay the wages. |
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>>69628 |
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>> | No. 69642
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Make sure you don't hoard more than 30 litres of petrol without telling the proper authorities: |
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>>69642 |
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Ended up getting some LPG on the way home yesterday. No limit, and loads left. Give it a week and the only vehicles left on the road will be ancient V8s and the occasional one of hose Volvos they did that were LPG from the factory. |
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Every station I passed today had cones blocking the pumps. As I'm a normal person who only fuels up when I need to, I will very much be in trouble if I can't get some in the next couple of days. I can't fucking wait to queue up for half an hour to put £30 in. |
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I have never actually filled my car to the max, and I have been driving for 20 years. Come to think of it, I don't even know how I would know when it is full... |
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This never worked in my old Celica. To stop it immediately clicking off, you had to hold the nozzle half way out of the filler neck and you knew the tank was full by the pitch of the liquid flow. |
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>>69649 |
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stn.jpg I saw this on the way home today. Here was me resenting having to pay £1.42 per litre earlier elsewhere. |
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A fuel campaigner has been inundated with phone calls from desperate motorists, after pranksters registered his home as a petrol station on Google Maps. |
>> | No. 69669
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What will happen once everyone has all the petrol they need? If there's no actual shortage, then at some point the forecourts will be polared and they won't be able to give it away. The price is going to be up and down like Bitcoins over the coming weeks. |
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image101.png >>69669 |
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https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/bp-sparked-fuel-crisis-drive-153510932.html |
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>>69674 |
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This message brought to you by the electric car manufacturer association. |
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nd.jpg >>69675 |
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https://www.theguardian.com/business/live/2021/sep/28/uk-fuel-crisis-health-services-companies-petrol-diesel-brent-crude-80-dollars-stock-markets-ftse-business-live |
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ITZ!!! |
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>> | No. 69688
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I popped into Tesco earlier and the big wall when you come in is half bare and half stocked with toys, with massive signs above them about stocking up for Christmas early just in case. |
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Untitled-1.jpg >>69688 |
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Remember how funny it was when Americans were guarding Jerry cans with Ar-15s? |
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In that case, we've all done a public service. |
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arenige.jpg |
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https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-58736742 |
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>A tanker driver has told how he was tailed by about 20 drivers who were dismayed to discover he was not transporting petrol. Johnny Anderson, who drives for Weaver Haulage, was transporting 44 tonnes of mortar from Bilston, Wolverhampton, to a building site in Northamptonshire. |
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>>69726 |
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Do you suppose this has anything to do with Americas withdrawal of forces from Afganistan, the Talibans claim to power and the hurried re-negotiations the oil companies must have had to make? |
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sexy-witch-3d-illustration_183364-9864.jpg >>69738 |
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wcj98908rj.jpg >>69746 |
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>> | No. 69749
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deadpigs.png As a militant vegan, I'm thrilled the pigs are being put out of their misery and the farmers will suffer - but what have they got to do with the petrol deliveries? |
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Somebody needs to give Eli Roberts a call. |
>> | No. 69762
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skynews-milk-cows-dairy-hgv_5537751.jpg British dairy farmers say they have poured tens of thousands of litres of milk away due to the HGV driver shortage - and fear it is just the "tip of the iceberg" ahead of winter. |
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They should breed livestocks so they don't have faces. Just remove anything from the base of the neck upwards, and replace it with a single orifice which can be used to pour oats in to feed them. Imagine how much pig head is going to waste right now. |
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_120986362_star-nc.png >>69771 |
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1isdxm.jpg >>69772 |
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electric-car-owners-8srg.jpg >>69772 |
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>> | No. 69780
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I don't understand you people. You all talk about how you're in medium-high professional positions, but you're also all trapped in hyper-dysfunctional relationships and in constant fear of you're own bowels. Getting older sounds horrible, I might join the 27 club. I don't want to shit myself and cry all the time, I did that already, it's called being 15. |
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Around four years ago, I shat myself for what I believe to be the only time in my adult life. No health problems; I just thought I could squeeze out a fart and it was a full hard nugget of solid poopoo instead. It was inconvenient, but fine, really. Plus it makes for a cool story. |
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>Britain's most energy intensive manufacturers, including producers of steel, glass, ceramics and paper, have warned the government that unless something is done about soaring wholesale gas prices they could be forced to shut down production. |
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>>69787 |
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upandatthem.jpg >>69789 |
>> | No. 69791
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panic.jpg It's been nice knowing you. |
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>>69792 |
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The panic buying of toilet roll is market manipulation by big bidet, they wont be satisfied until everyone in the UK has one installed |
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I bought one of those screw-on bidets you install yourself, my arse has never been happier. Fancy using paper and your hands to clean your bumhole like some fucking ape. |
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>>69809 |
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Pie.jpg https://www. Please ban me/news/16437174/britain-pie-crisis-shortage-of-foil-tins/ |
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>> | No. 69837
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Bacon is going for 80p at my local supermarket. Time to stock up, lads. |
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Lala.jpg >>69842 |
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>>69841 |
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>>69837 |
>> | No. 69848
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I don't know why you lads are so childish about it. I loudly ask for condoms and lube whenever I cannot find it, and then make aggressive eye contact with whoever else is queueing up. |
>> | No. 69849
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Whenever I need haemorrhoid cream or thrush ointment, I buy condoms too as a distraction. I've got hundreds of the fuckers. And as it turns out, you definitely, definitely cannot use them as balloons for your neighbour's kid's birthday party. |
>> | No. 69850
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I've used condoms like twice in my life. |
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crnr.jpg |
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>High Street chemists have run out of some hay-fever drugs, as a UK industry-wide shortage hits supplies. Stocks of chlorphenamine maleate, the active ingredient in brands such as Piriton, are limited, Boots says. Pollen counts will remain medium to high across much of the UK this week, the Met Office says. |
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