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>> No. 36631 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 8:22 am
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Pensioner blames £3 M&S tuna and sweetcorn sandwich for 'terrible tummy ache'

https://www.hullPlease don't ban me.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/pensioner-blames-3-ms-tuna-6458790

That's it. That's literally it. A pensioner ate a sandwich and got tummy ache. It's never dull in Hull.

I challenge you lads to find a more pointless news story than this.
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>> No. 36632 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 8:26 am
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I challenge you to find the existing thread for such strories.
>> No. 36633 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 8:28 am
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>>36632
It's about 1,850 posts long, it's time for a new thread.
>> No. 36636 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 9:17 am
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>>36633
Your mum needs a new thread IYKWIM
>> No. 36637 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 9:29 am
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>>36636
I'd give her a few days, she's just had a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.
>> No. 36697 Anonymous
21st January 2022
Friday 10:27 pm
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>Gardaí are investigating the death of an elderly man in Carlow town, whose body was brought into a post office by two other men, in what appeared to be an attempt to claim the deceased man’s pension.

>The bizarre series of events began when a man entered the post office premises of Hosey’s shop and post office on Staplestown Road at about 11.30 am on Friday, seeking to collect the weekly pension on behalf of another man. He was informed by a staff member that the man himself would have to be present if payment of the pension was to be made.

>This man left and a short time later two men, accompanied by a third man in his 60s, entered the post office. These two men are appear have sought pension payment for the third man, who appeared to be propped up. A woman who had become suspicious of the men’s movements alerted a post office staff member and no cash was handed over. The body of the deceased was then left at the scene when the two men fled after suspicions were raised.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/garda%C3%AD-investigating-after-man-s-body-used-in-apparent-attempt-to-claim-pension-1.4782598
>> No. 36959 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 7:40 pm
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>Janet says at one point her pet dog Kirby ate one of her ears
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-60317898
>> No. 36962 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:21 pm
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>>36959
I'm willing to bet at least 50% of .gs userbase would fuck that.
>> No. 36965 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:40 pm
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>>36962

We do have some standards m8. She looks like someone put a garden gnome in the microwave.
>> No. 36966 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:41 pm
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>>36962

When did 50% of .gs become Adam Pearson?
>> No. 36967 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:49 pm
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I know you're a bunch of no-class misanthropes but mocking people with genetic disorders does seem like a new low. Not to be a no-fun Nicolas, but there has to be a line somewhere.
>> No. 36969 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:54 pm
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>>36967
It doesn't fit with the point of the thread, either.
>> No. 36970 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>36967
Thanks for being my moral compass, I really appreciate it and will never take the piss out of anyone else because who knows what problems they face.

Thanks for making me a better person.
>> No. 36971 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 10:11 pm
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>>36967


>> No. 36972 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 10:12 pm
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>>36970

Give it a rest.
>> No. 36973 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 11:35 pm
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>> No. 37028 Anonymous
18th February 2022
Friday 3:00 pm
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Funky brownies can or ordered by mail now? I would love this.
>> No. 37283 Anonymous
26th February 2022
Saturday 5:30 pm
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>Residents on quiet Barnsley street speechless after discovering their estate is shaped as a penis

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/residents-quiet-barnsley-street-speechless-23192571
>> No. 37466 Anonymous
1st March 2022
Tuesday 7:02 pm
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Yep.
>> No. 37472 Anonymous
1st March 2022
Tuesday 8:06 pm
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>>37466
Fucking Juggalos
>> No. 37565 Anonymous
4th March 2022
Friday 4:59 pm
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>>37466
She's kind of fit without all the shit.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mum-britains-biggest-eyebrows-looks-26373599

Sounds like she did the whole thing to get Tiktok famous.
>> No. 37588 Anonymous
5th March 2022
Saturday 10:26 am
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>>37565

Right, but we still need to address the tacky tattoos.
>> No. 37589 Anonymous
5th March 2022
Saturday 10:55 am
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>>37588
>Sammie-Jo Halliford, from Grimsby,
>> No. 37779 Anonymous
13th March 2022
Sunday 12:32 am
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>On Friday, March 11, I decided to see how long it would take me to travel from Northallerton to Sheffield

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/rode-train-north-south-yorkshire-23365681
>> No. 38037 Anonymous
27th March 2022
Sunday 8:30 pm
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He's at it again.

>A Yorkshire burger van owner has promoted his business on Mother’s Day by featuring missing tot Madeleine McCann and her mum.

>The Otley Burger Company in Boroughgate, Leeds, wrote: “With burgers this good, you’ll leave your kids at home. What’s the worst that could happen [sic] Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there.”

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/yorkshire-burger-van-promotes-mothers-23515941
>> No. 38038 Anonymous
27th March 2022
Sunday 8:44 pm
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>>38037
LOL

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 38279 Anonymous
23rd April 2022
Saturday 9:02 am
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Mum furious as son's Toby Carvery foot-long hot dog looks like 'ET's finger'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-furious-sons-toby-carvery-26773452
>> No. 38640 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 8:55 pm
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Dublin man goes to Lidl for milk and comes out with remote control forklift

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/dublin-man-goes-lidl-milk-24121724
>> No. 38647 Anonymous
4th June 2022
Saturday 1:40 am
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>>38640
The thing that makes this the perfect fit for this thread is that not only is it just "we asked people what they bought in the middle aisle", they probably had to overlook what was actually in the middle aisle to do it.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dublin-grocery-store-shoppers-glimpse-viking-history-beneath-their-feet-180976150/
>> No. 39099 Anonymous
13th August 2022
Saturday 12:53 am
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>Kids climb over fence to enjoy closed West Park splash area

https://www.hullPlease don't ban me.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/kids-climb-over-fence-enjoy-7459018
>> No. 39100 Anonymous
13th August 2022
Saturday 1:51 am
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>>39099

>"Park facilities will re-open once the travellers have left."

Also, a classic:



This Morning is completely fucking mental. Holly Willoughby once interviewed a sex robot.
>> No. 39101 Anonymous
13th August 2022
Saturday 9:00 am
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>>39100
Does the gilfy cripple have an OF?
>> No. 39359 Anonymous
26th September 2022
Monday 1:13 pm
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Woman hospitalised for three days after dog poos on her face while sleeping

A woman is recovering from a horrendous ordeal after her daughter's dog accidentally did a poo on her face while she was asleep - and left her hospitalised. Amanda Gommo, 51, was taking an afternoon nap with chihuahua Belle when the pup became ill and had violent diarrhoea.

The mum-of-three was asleep with her mouth open, top and tailing with Belle, when the messy accident occurred, and some got in her mouth. She ran to the bathroom to be sick but later ended up in hospital with a gastrointestinal infection - passed on from her pooch.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-hospitalised-three-days-after-28081036
>> No. 39360 Anonymous
26th September 2022
Monday 3:33 pm
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>>39359

What to do first when your dog shits in your mouth:

[x] Post a selfie on social media
>> No. 39511 Anonymous
10th October 2022
Monday 9:21 pm
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>A man has been tormented by a stranger screaming 'porridge' through his letterbox. The heckles happened at strange hours in the middle of the night over the course of three weeks, he said.

>YorkshireLive reports he wrote: "Apologies if this post is not allowed but I am wanting to get to the bottom of this as I’m at my wit's end. I live at range court flats in Boothtown and for the past three weeks someone is STILL been opening my letter box flap in the middle of the night and shouting 'PORRIDGE'. Sometime it’s 'PORRIDGE TIME PAPPA BEAR' or once it was 'EAT IT BEFORE IT GOES COLD PAPPA'. - (this bit said in a whisper). Before you ask no, porridge had not been left at any times, this is clearly a unwelcome visitor and I would it to stop ASAP. If this is you, grow up."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mans-torment-mystery-stranger-keeps-28190549
>> No. 39515 Anonymous
10th October 2022
Monday 10:15 pm
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>>39511

This has to be the most British way ever of harrassing somebody.
>> No. 39517 Anonymous
10th October 2022
Monday 10:40 pm
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>>39515
I'm finding it really funny though.
>> No. 39546 Anonymous
12th October 2022
Wednesday 1:48 pm
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I think they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel making a big deal over Murder She Wrote being dead. Has anybody ever willingly watched a full episode of Murder She Wrote? It was the sort of program that only existed to torture kids who had to stay over at their nan's house who didn't have Sky or a video player.
>> No. 39547 Anonymous
12th October 2022
Wednesday 6:06 pm
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>>39546

Any self-respecting bored kid watched Quincy.
>> No. 39554 Anonymous
13th October 2022
Thursday 2:43 pm
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>>39546
Murder, She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder were the shit.
>> No. 39560 Anonymous
13th October 2022
Thursday 6:56 pm
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>>39547

Quincy, M.E. if you remember. It's easy to forget.


Just one more thing...
>> No. 39680 Anonymous
11th December 2022
Sunday 2:18 pm
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>Dad blasts Asda after staff sell his 7-year-old son a £2 scratchcard

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/real-life/dad-blasts-asda-after-asda-7917221

Lurch and Pugsley.
>> No. 39902 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 11:58 am
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>> No. 39909 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 10:03 pm
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>>39680
I always wonder what motivates someone to go to the press and report shit like this. I can't imagine they get much money for the story.
>> No. 39910 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 10:07 pm
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>>39909

Apparently it's gone worldwide. Must be the only funny thing to have happened recently in the hell world of February 2023.
>> No. 39915 Anonymous
13th February 2023
Monday 7:49 am
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>>39910
>Apparently it's gone worldwide

Probably to do with Netflix's success with Wednesday.
>> No. 39957 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 1:52 am
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>>39910


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo
>> No. 39992 Anonymous
21st February 2023
Tuesday 7:30 pm
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>Hull's grimmest bench in a garden of rubbish surrounded by overgrown bushes

https://www.hullPlease don't ban me.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hulls-grimmest-bench-garden-rubbish-8170509
>> No. 39993 Anonymous
21st February 2023
Tuesday 8:30 pm
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>>39992

Looks like the perfect spot for some al fresco drinking. Mine's a White Ace.
>> No. 39994 Anonymous
21st February 2023
Tuesday 10:59 pm
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>>39993
I'll take a refreshing lager drink. Karpackie, if you please.
>> No. 40028 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 7:03 pm
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A 70-year-old man who carried out an indecent act as a woman danced naked in the window of a town centre flat, has been given a community order.

Kevin Stewart was arrested after he was seen with his trousers round his ankles and his hands in his pants while stood in front of a window in Whitehaven.

There was a female “completely naked” in the window dancing in front of him, Workington Magistrates’ Court heard.

Stewart said he had “problems in the trousers department” and hadn’t been diagnosed with erectile dysfunction but suffers from it.

He couldn’t give an account of how the witnesses could describe his underpants. He also commented that he needed to get a good divorce lawyer.


https://www.whitehavennews.co.uk/news/23365853.man-70-sentenced-indecent-act-woman-danced-naked-window/
>> No. 40029 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 7:30 pm
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>Kevin Stewart was arrested after he was seen with his trousers round his ankles and his hands in his pants while stood in front of a window in Whitehaven.
>> No. 40030 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 8:36 pm
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>Stewart was given a six-month community order, with 15 rehabilitation activity requirement days. He was fined £80 and ordered to pay £85 costs and a £95 victim surcharge.

Does this mean anything when you're over 70? You can't exactly give a man a curfew whose put himself to bed at 6. You're not going to be getting much activity out of him.
>> No. 40033 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 7:19 am
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'Magic' button defrosts car windscreen in seconds - and some drivers had no clue

Just as we thought the first signs of spring were coming, temperatures have started to plummet yet again, with ice and snow appearing rather than flowers and sunshine.

Many places across the UK have woken up to snow this morning and will continue to for the rest of the week, so as the days get cold and the nights even colder, many of us will be waking up to find our car windscreen completely frozen, making us potentially late for work. But rather than reaching for the scraper and standing in the snow, a driving expert has revealed there's no need to suffer, as you can get rid of the ice from inside your car as it's warming up thanks to a handy button.

Driving Test Success - who are the UK's leading provider of Theory Test revision materials - shared a video on their TikTok account @drivingtestsuccess where they explained you can clear ice cover by simply activating your car windscreen fan. This will heat up the glass from the inside and therefore help to melt the frost away. In the company's video, they explained: "Frozen windscreen? Put the temperature on high. Put the front windscreen fan on max. The ice will start to melt from the heat. Wipe away excess water and return the fan to normal."


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/defrost-windscreen-driving-button-snow-28674748
>> No. 40034 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 8:54 am
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You ought not to share purposely idiotic advertorials.

This morning as I left work I was puzzled by everyone painstakingly scraping snow off their cars, with some splashing boiling water around. What's wrong with using your window wipers when it's just snow and not ice?
>> No. 40035 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 8:58 am
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>>40034
It could be icy underneath or gone hard and compacted overnight. I burnt the motor on my first car's rear wiper trying to clear snow off the window.
>> No. 40036 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 9:01 am
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>>40035
I used my finger in conjunction with my eyeballs to determine this was not the case.
>> No. 40037 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 2:04 pm
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>>40036

It's still going to put more strain on the motor. Snow is pretty heavy, as you'll know if you've gone to put the rubbish out and the bin lid has 6 inches on top. Definitely not a bad idea to scrape it off first.

I usually just get the sweeping brush out, turn the car on and set the heaters on full whack while I sweep it all off the roof and windows in one go. Then you can let the wipers just get rid of the leftovers which should already be melting and thus of little threat.

Boiling water is supposedly risky because it can cause cracks, but I think the risk is overstated. I've done that a couple of times if I'm already running late and don't have time to fanny about with the scraper. And even then that's only for necessary ice, not snow.
>> No. 40038 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 3:01 pm
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>>40037

>Boiling water is supposedly risky because it can cause cracks, but I think the risk is overstated.

It's perfectly safe on a fully intact windscreen, but there's a high risk of turning a chip into a crack.


>> No. 40039 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 3:13 pm
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>>40038
I wonder if there's a French version of the Safestyle UK man.
>> No. 40040 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 7:04 pm
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>>40038
I will never understand why it's called Carglass in foreign countries, but Autoglass over here where we actually call them cars. The Dutch for "car" is "auto" so that's just doubly mystifying when they call it Carglass.
>> No. 40041 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 7:23 pm
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>>40038

The key is to avoid extreme temperature differences. You can use lukewarm water safely to about a temperature that you will get from a warm water tap. The ice on the windscreen will still melt and also neutralise most of the heat before it does damage. But boiling hot water creates tension in the glass because a part of your windscreen will expand suddenly and rapidly. This unevenness can create forces in the glass that will cause it to crack.

A friend got a shattered windscreen once on holiday in Italy after his car had been sitting in the sun in mid-July for a few hours and for some reason somebody threw a water balloon right onto the middle of the windscreen. Same effect really, the sudden contraction in the glass where the cold water from the balloon hit created tension that it couldn't take.

They had to go to a shop to get the entire windscreen replaced.
>> No. 40042 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 7:46 pm
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>>40040

Generally speaking, you can't trademark a purely descriptive term.

You may have noticed that supermarket own-brand Corn Flakes are called Corn Flakes, but own-brand Rice Krispies are called something like Crisp Rice or Rice Snaps. "Corn Flakes" is a literal description of the product and can't be trademarked, but "Krispies" is a made-up word.

Also this video makes me feel like I'm having a stroke:


>> No. 40043 Anonymous
10th March 2023
Friday 8:20 pm
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>>40040

Autoglass are also pretty expensive if you actually need to replace your windscreen when it's no longer just about filling up a chip with epoxy. My mum's car (old C-class Merc) has a windscreen that is starting to delaminate. It's in the bottom right corner, so it's in the driver's field of view. It's a cloudy spot in the glass about the size of an adult's hand that turns milky white whenever there's wet weather. We already got an MOT advisory for it in October. Autoglass told us it'll be £1,200 to fix it. My mum has £500 excess on her comprehensive car insurance, so she'd still be out the 500 quid.

The windscreen itself is about 300 quid OEM-quality aftermarket. I'm not sure what they think they'll spend the other £900 on while they're swapping it out. We've considered going to an independent garage, but it's not going to make a big difference because my mum will probably have to pay £500 either way.
>> No. 40044 Anonymous
11th March 2023
Saturday 3:27 am
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>>40043
If you have comprehensive insurance it's almost certainly covered under that for the standard charge of £115.
>> No. 40045 Anonymous
11th March 2023
Saturday 7:02 am
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Yes this. Windscreen repairs or replacements usually have a separate lower excess than the main one.
>> No. 40046 Anonymous
11th March 2023
Saturday 12:23 pm
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A normal day in Leeds.

> Police were able to track down a couple of car thieves in Leeds after they left footprints in the snow leading to their home.
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> West Yorkshire Police's Dog Support Unit tweeted that two of 'Leeds' finest' ran off after abandoning a car they'd stolen. But police were able to track them down by following footprints in the heavy snow all the way back to their house on Thursday night.
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> Officers said the thieves received the day's 'dumbest criminal award'. Deep snow fell across the country throughout Thursday night and into Friday.
>> No. 40047 Anonymous
11th March 2023
Saturday 1:50 pm
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Ah, good to know. I'll have to check my mum's policy then.

1200 quid to replace a windscreen that will probably cost them no more to source than the £300 I saw one for on Autodoc still seems a bit much.
>> No. 40048 Anonymous
12th March 2023
Sunday 12:29 am
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Not only that, but on a fully comp policy a windscreen claim alone typically doesn't count for no-claims purposes.
>> No. 40091 Anonymous
29th March 2023
Wednesday 11:24 am
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>'Closing down sale' signs appear in Harrogate shop in prestigious town centre street

https://www.harrogateadvertiser.co.uk/heritage-and-retro/heritage/closing-down-sale-signs-appear-in-harrogate-shop-in-prestigious-town-centre-street-4082231
>> No. 40092 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 7:02 am
40092 The Massive at it again
https://www.chad.co.uk/news/people/call-for-crackdown-on-erratic-and-dangerous-mobility-scooter-drivers-in-mansfield-town-centre-4081144
>> No. 40093 Anonymous
2nd April 2023
Sunday 5:44 pm
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>>40092
No way is there a local newspaper called "The Chad". Perhaps there is in the African nation of Chad, but I refuse to believe your one exists.
>> No. 40094 Anonymous
4th April 2023
Tuesday 5:11 pm
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Woman who claims to be Madeleine McCann turns out not to be.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/familyhealth/woman-who-claims-to-be-madeleine-mccann-receives-dna-test-results/ar-AA19rUSy?cvid=71c57bf787c2499ea93a69dd6fc8769d&ocid=winp2fptaskbar&ei=12

Oh well. The hunt goes on.
>> No. 40095 Anonymous
4th April 2023
Tuesday 6:24 pm
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>>40094
No way would Maddie be fat if she were alive.
>> No. 40096 Anonymous
4th April 2023
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>>40095

Look at Natasha Kampusch today.
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4th April 2023
Tuesday 7:01 pm
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>Wendell's parents said she has fabricated the claims and that 'it's obvious she isn't' the missing British girl.


You know you've fucked up when even your own parents distance themselves from you publicly.
>> No. 40098 Anonymous
4th April 2023
Tuesday 7:49 pm
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I bet Phillip Schofield's brother realised the error of his ways, having diddled a young boy, when Phillip Schofield disowned him.
>> No. 40099 Anonymous
4th April 2023
Tuesday 8:36 pm
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I skimmed an MSN news article earlier about a 'Coronation Street legend' dying. I got halfway through before I realised it was about the character, Kevin Webster's dad, rather than the actor itself. I didn't realise journalists covered future soap storylines.
>> No. 40100 Anonymous
4th April 2023
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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>>40099

Many former credible and semi-credible news sites have long switched their content to being just curated clickbait.

Not all of them are as bad as the Huffington Post, but there are loads of other websites that aren't far behind.
>> No. 40101 Anonymous
4th April 2023
Tuesday 11:09 pm
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>>40099
My own personal rule for trusting news is:

TV news >>>>> news websites > social media recommendations of news stories > print media

If you only get your news from the TV, you miss a lot of shit and almost no worthwhile stories.
>> No. 40127 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 5:04 pm
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McDonald’s restaurants offered the Metropolitan police cut-price burgers and free hot drinks during Extinction Rebellion protests – but senior officers warned staff not to “flaunt” it, documents show.

Franchises also granted liberal use of their toilets during the central London demonstrations. A police chief praised this in an internal email as a “convenient” deal that would “allow short breaks” for patrolling officers.


I am truly appalled that someone would offer a cup of tea to a public servant.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/21/mcdonalds-offered-met-police-cheap-burgers-and-free-drinks-during-xr-protests
>> No. 40128 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 6:02 pm
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Public servants aren't allowed to accept gifts you moron.
>> No. 40129 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 6:08 pm
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It's gone down well on the PoliceUK sub.

https://www.rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk.com/r/policeuk/comments/12tvthq/more_quality_journalism_by_the_guardian_s/
>> No. 40130 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 6:13 pm
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>>40128

Yes they are, they just need to declare it, which they did.

A gift and hospitality declaration seen by the Guardian shows an offer of “free Teas [sic] and coffees” was accepted by the force at six McDonald’s branches.
>> No. 40131 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 6:26 pm
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>>40127
I'm trying to work out who the target audience of this article would be as opposed to say, covering the subsidised meals in Parliament. It really does seem like a clickrage article where the reporter even manages to make life incredibly stressful with the inevitable investigation that will follow.

>>40128
Actually you log it on a gifts and hospitality register. As it says in the article and as I myself have filled out many times. Have you somehow missed that every fast-food restaurant in the land has some kind of discount for police and NHS?
>> No. 40132 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 6:51 pm
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>>40131

>I'm trying to work out who the target audience of this article would be

The type of people who say pic related is an example of "copaganda".
>> No. 40133 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 7:02 pm
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>>40132
This sort of thing is how you actually recruit people. In the Navy by Village People and the volleyball scene from Top Gun got more people to sign up for the armed forces than any actual military campaign.

The key is to appeal to their sexual urges.
>> No. 40134 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 7:07 pm
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>>40127
"Someone" is an interesting way to refer to McDonalds.

>>40132
Although there's crossover between greenies and ACAB anarchists, you're focusing too much on the cop angle. Crudely speaking, the article is more anti-McDonalds than anti-Police. It showcases that McDonalds (a major polluter) has an interest in seeing the police are there to arrest and beat up climate protestors, and is willing to give them free shit to help them do so. The police are in a villain role, but it's one you take as read - they're here to beat people up, that's what they do. McDonalds helping them shows that McDonalds doesn't just do their as-read role of selling unhealthy food made of dead animals, they cross over into helping the state beat people up. Oh dear, taka-taka-taka, there's the novelty of the article.
>> No. 40135 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 7:19 pm
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>>40133

But it doesn't work on him so he's totally justified in being dismissive of the filthy anarchist, law-breaking scum who think it does work on people.
>> No. 40136 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 7:28 pm
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>>40134

Fair enough, it's not like I bothered to read it anyway to be honest. To me that sounds like they're broadening the appeal a bit for middle class organic vegan types, who like a bit of general anti-Police (especially the Met, who are notorious non-respecters of Women), without going all in on the more divisive "ACAB defund the police" type of rhetoric.

>>40133
>>40135

Well you see what I'd do is seduce the rabbit into being a crooked cop, get her hooked on drugs, which I control the supply of to keep her in my pocket, then gradually corrupt her morals and values until she's both a slut and a sell-out, before finally snuffing her on an underground pred/prey livestream.

But that isn't the point, the point is people who say things like "copaganda" are invariably dickheads.
>> No. 40137 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 7:35 pm
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>>40134
>It showcases that McDonalds (a major polluter) has an interest in seeing the police are there to arrest and beat up climate protestors, and is willing to give them free shit to help them do so
>McDonalds helping them shows that McDonalds doesn't just do their as-read role of selling unhealthy food made of dead animals, they cross over into helping the state beat people up.

I'm confused, are you saying that McDonald's lured the police over as a paedophile lures children with sweeties or that it plies them with tea, which McDonald's believes gives the police brutality powers?
>> No. 40138 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 7:36 pm
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>>40136

Can't argue with that, you're the only one saying it here.
>> No. 40139 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 7:51 pm
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>>40137

I took it to mean more that McDonalds, being a very much Establishment kind of corporation, have a vested interest in the police doing their job (i.e cracking the skulls of eco-poofters and the such like) because letting eco-poofters shut down the city is bad for their business; which creates a sort of... Whatever the inverse of a conflict of interest is. Which is bad.

Sort of like reporting that the sky is blue if you're the type of cynical lefty leaning sort like most of us seem to be, but I suppose someone needs to hear it.

>>40138

I'm glad I made my point clear then, carry on.
>> No. 40140 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 8:00 pm
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>>40137
The reality will be that McDonald's want the rozzers on their side because smackheads gravitate there and it'll occasionally kick off due to loads of people ending their night out there, but that doesn't sound sinister enough.
>> No. 40141 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 8:34 pm
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>>40134

McDonald's is a franchise. The decision to offer tea and coffee to coppers was a decision made by individual franchise owners, not McDonald's corporate. As >>40140 says, it's a straightforward and pragmatic decision for a small business owner to make. Being nice to coppers is a very cheap investment in security, which is particularly relevant when there are thousands of angry people on your doorstep.
>> No. 40142 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 8:51 pm
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>>40140
It's still slightly sinister to try and butter up the cops for preferential treatment. But not sinister enough you can't cover it up with some more pleasant sounding language... it's all public spiritedness, no quid-pro-pro here, and even if there was it's not illegal, so get off their back already...
>> No. 40143 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 7:50 am
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>>40142
When I worked for the NHS I used to shamelessly flirt with one of the canteen women so I'd get an extra rasher of bacon in a morning. Was that sinister?
>> No. 40144 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 8:34 am
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>>40143
Did your flirting involve implicitly giving them favourable treatment in the NHS itself?
>> No. 40145 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 10:18 am
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>>40144
Probably made their fanny froth a little.
>> No. 40146 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 1:37 pm
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>>40144

I think you're reading too much into it. Giving free brews to coppers is self-rewarding, simply because coppers will have to show up on your premises to get their freebies. There doesn't have to be an implied quid-pro-quo of favourable treatment for the gesture to be worthwhile; coppers turning up for tea and a piss is the reward in itself, because it's an obvious deterrent to crime and antisocial behaviour on your premises.
>> No. 40147 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 2:23 pm
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>>40146

The "reward in itself" is the implicit quo for the quid off the coffee. If they're spending a disproportionate amount of time in the vicinity of your premises, then they're failing to be an obvious deterrent to crime and antisocial behaviour in the vicinity of other places, which are equally deserving of protection as they pay their share of taxes towards police funding. It's legal, it's low-level and it's white-collar but it's bribery.
>> No. 40148 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 2:31 pm
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>>40147

Coppers need to eat and drink and go for a piss, regardless of whether they're offered hospitality by a burger bar. There's nothing stopping, say, Pret a Manger from making a similar offer, but I don't think they'd want a regular police presence on their premises. Without the hospitality offered by McDonald's, it's reasonable to expect that coppers would spend more time going back to the station and less time out on the street.

It's perfectly reasonable to argue that it's a kind of low-level bribery, but I really struggle to see who loses out.
>> No. 40149 Anonymous
22nd April 2023
Saturday 2:38 pm
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>>40148

Aside from the fact it establishes that police bribery is okay if you can justify it to yourself, if they weren't needed elsewhere then McDonald's would have no incentive to bribe them, as they'd be attending to it already.
>> No. 40170 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 12:01 pm
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A Sunderland man has pleaded guilty to causing unnecessary suffering to a wild bird in a 'bizarre' attack.

David Lee, 40, from Roker Avenue, appeared at South Tyneside Magistrates' Court on Tuesday, April 25, charged with carrying out a sexual act involving a herring gull that caused unnecessary suffering to the bird. This is an offence under the Animal Welfare Act 2006.

CCTV footage played in court showed the defendant kneeling down in an alleyway near Gladstone Street, Sunderland, at around 1am, with a wild bird between his legs. He is seen pulling his pants off and appearing to masturbate with the bird close to his groin area while watching pornography on his phone before kicking the bird away and walking off.


https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/sunderland-man-attack-herring-gull-26779242
>> No. 40171 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 12:31 pm
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>>40170
Those Herring Gulls are hngry for everything, the lad was doing it a favour.
>> No. 40358 Anonymous
21st June 2023
Wednesday 7:53 pm
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>Mum left touched by son’s loving letter makes it permanent with heartwarming tattoo

https://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2023/06/20/mum-left-touched-by-sons-letter-makes-it-permanent-with-tattoo/

Pearfect.
>> No. 40363 Anonymous
21st June 2023
Wednesday 9:41 pm
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>A man who admitted performing a sex act while kneeling over a captured seagull and watching pornography on his mobile phone is to be sentenced.

>David Lee, 40, from Roker Avenue, Sunderland, admitted causing unnecessary suffering to the bird at 1am last August 17.

>South Tyneside Magistrates’ Court was shown CCTV of the “bizarre” incident, which happened in a back street of Gladstone Street, Sunderland, when Lee pleaded guilty in April.


never been to Sunderland, but it doesn't look like I've missed much.
>> No. 40366 Anonymous
21st June 2023
Wednesday 10:45 pm
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>> No. 40370 Anonymous
22nd June 2023
Thursday 10:50 am
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>>40366

I'm guessing they'll now update the song to include the lad who fucked a seagull. If not, they'll definitely miss a trick.
>> No. 40658 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 6:48 pm
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>A man who used a stolen lorry cab to make off with a trailer loaded with almost 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs before surrendering to police has been jailed for 18 months.

>Joby Pool, 32, used a metal grinder to break into an industrial unit in Telford, Shropshire, on February 11, before driving off with assorted chocolate goods worth more than £31,000.

https://www.itv.com/news/central/2023-07-20/man-who-admitted-stealing-nearly-200000-cadbury-creme-eggs-is-jailed
>> No. 40659 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 9:38 pm
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>>40658

what exactly do you do with 200,000 creme eggs.
>> No. 40660 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 9:49 pm
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>>40659
>> No. 40661 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:20 am
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>>40660

That'd be quite a record then.
>> No. 40662 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:26 am
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>>40661
That's only the easter record. We don't know how big the christmas and birthdays world records get.
>> No. 40663 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:27 pm
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>>40662

> We don't know how big the christmas and birthdays world records get.

Hey, it's Christmas. Treat yourself.
>> No. 40921 Anonymous
30th August 2023
Wednesday 10:15 pm
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>A man from Boscombe in Dorset faces time in jail after he admitted sneaking onto a farm and having sex with a cow in Christchurch.

>Liam Brown, 25, snuck onto the farm in the dead of night in Burton in June 2022. He was caught by farmers who had introduced increased surveillance, due to suspicions livestock were being abused.

>A DNA sample taken from a calf proved "intercourse" had taken place on 12 June last year.

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2023-08-30/man-25-faces-jail-after-admitting-sex-act-with-cow-at-farm

Don't leave your spunk inside a baby cow, lads.
>> No. 40922 Anonymous
31st August 2023
Thursday 1:24 am
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>>40921

He could at least have used a condom. Who knows who that cow has been with.
>> No. 40923 Anonymous
31st August 2023
Thursday 4:48 am
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>>40922
That's no way to talk about your mum.
>> No. 40924 Anonymous
31st August 2023
Thursday 11:51 am
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>>40923

You're right, it isn't. So stop doing it.
>> No. 40961 Anonymous
20th September 2023
Wednesday 8:43 pm
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Mass XL Bully walk planned in Birmingham as owners say 'breed is not the problem'

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/mass-xl-bully-walk-planned-27752197

>A mass XL Bully dog walk is being planned in Birmingham - "Bring as many people and kids as possible. Friendly walk!"
>Steve Constantinou, who runs Spartan Kennels in Coventry, said Brummie XL Bully owners were hiring out private fields, where dogs can run without a lead

FRIENDLY WALK!
>> No. 40967 Anonymous
20th September 2023
Wednesday 10:12 pm
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>>40961

I know it's a horrible thing to think, but I really do hope that someone gets savagely mauled, just for the comedy value.
>> No. 40969 Anonymous
20th September 2023
Wednesday 11:21 pm
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>>40967

Honestly if I were a betting man I'd put money on that being the exact outcome. Not because of any feelings about the dogs, just because it's just so fucking obvious of a sod's law kind of thing to happen. It definitely will.
>> No. 40975 Anonymous
21st September 2023
Thursday 9:02 am
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>>40961
Obviously a Bully XL wrote that advert - next stage is getting them to start posting on here
>> No. 40976 Anonymous
21st September 2023
Thursday 10:09 am
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>>40975
How do we know they aren't already? They could be the ones seeing women as pieces of meat.
>> No. 40998 Anonymous
22nd September 2023
Friday 2:58 am
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>>40961
In some ways they're right. The dog isn't to blame. Not because it's "natural behaviour" or "wild instincts" - none of the fuckers will have been in a natural or wild environment in their lives.

>>40976
Well that's just unfair. Most dogs can tell whether a bitch is in heat or not.
>> No. 41014 Anonymous
22nd September 2023
Friday 6:12 pm
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A pigeon so funny they played it twice.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-66887236
>> No. 41056 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 8:59 am
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>A prominent British crocodile expert and academic has pleaded guilty to 56 charges of bestiality involving the rape, torture and killing of dogs. Adam Britton tortured and exploited more than 42 dogs until his arrest in April 2022, Australian media reported.

https://news.sky.com/story/sadistic-british-crocodile-expert-adam-britton-admits-sexually-abusing-and-killing-dozens-of-dogs-12970110
>> No. 41057 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 9:36 am
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>>41056

Nevermind Russel Brand, this guy is a real monster.
>> No. 41058 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 11:16 am
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>>41057

Innocent until proven guilty, remember.
>> No. 41059 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 12:00 pm
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>>41058
They're not gonna make a dog take the stand so it can be cross-examined about getting diddled.
>> No. 41060 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 12:06 pm
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>>41059

That's for the court to decide. Not you and me.
>> No. 41061 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 12:10 pm
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>>41058

He's already plead guilty.
>> No. 41062 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 12:14 pm
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>>41057
I hope they start calling him Jack Russell Brand.
>> No. 41063 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 2:34 pm
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>>41062
Audible mirth.
>> No. 41067 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 7:28 pm
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>Cops struggled to keep hold of pervert who rubbed stolen bubble bath on himself

https://The Metro is owned by the Daily Mail./2023/09/26/man-broke-into-exs-home-and-stole-her-bubble-bath-then-ran-off-naked-19558619/
>> No. 41210 Anonymous
18th October 2023
Wednesday 6:53 pm
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Woman slams selfish paragliders who 'made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-slams-selfish-paragliders-who-31211598
>> No. 41213 Anonymous
31st October 2023
Tuesday 6:18 pm
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>>41210
This is still making me laugh.
>> No. 41253 Anonymous
13th November 2023
Monday 9:41 pm
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>Devastated Yorkshire man forced to sell his 'dream' campervan after vegan wires 'eaten by rats'

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/lifestyle/cars/devastated-yorkshire-man-forced-to-sell-his-dream-campervan-after-vegan-wires-eaten-by-rats-4405700
>> No. 41254 Anonymous
13th November 2023
Monday 11:46 pm
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>>41253
Vegan wires? This I have to hear.
>> No. 41255 Anonymous
14th November 2023
Tuesday 6:40 am
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>>41254
The van was stock. Some people say vehicle manufacturers are using soy in the wiring looms. Other people say it's a myth.
>> No. 41256 Anonymous
14th November 2023
Tuesday 8:12 am
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>>41255

Rodents love chewing wires, to the extent that it's a major cause of house fires.

I'm not aware of any cable manufacturer that produces soy-based insulation and I'm not sure what material they would conceivably use. Soy protein polymers are rapidly biodegradable, which is good for food packaging or disposable forks but terrible for anything that's expected to last for 15 years under a car bonnet. Bio-based polypropylene and polyethylene use industrial ethanol as their feedstock, which is mainly produced from maize or wood pulp; the finished product is chemically indistinguishable from the same polymer made from a petrochemical feedstock. PA11 is a bio-based polymer that is sometimes used for cable sheathing, but it's made from castor beans rather than soy and is more resistant to chewing than PA, PE or PVC. Maybe someone is using soy-based PUR for cable sheathing, but I've only ever heard of it being used as a foam material for upholstery.

I can't definitively say that it's a myth, but I don't think it's particularly credible.
>> No. 41259 Anonymous
14th November 2023
Tuesday 11:11 am
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>>41255
I can confirm that rodents will happily munch on electrical wires no matter what you make them of. They don't exactly need much incentive to chew on things.

About 15 years ago my brother had a business based in rural farmland that would regularly have the burglar alarms go off in the middle of the night as mice chewed through the cables. Apparently they absolutely loved chewing on them and would actively seek them out, which only compounded the issue that once farmers shipped out their produce you would have hundreds of hungry mice going exploring who were previously pissing on your cornflakes.

And guess which mug had to get up and go with him every time to investigate because the police don't actually police rural industrial sites despite them taking a hefty payment to respond to alarms. Then you had to sit around waiting for the electrician to sort it yet again who is no doubt all too happy with the situation.

So no it sounds like some bollocks a tradesman came up with once and it sounded plausible enough to be repeated.
>> No. 41262 Anonymous
16th November 2023
Thursday 4:50 pm
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Anger over ironing board abandoned on Ben Nevis

An ironing board abandoned at the top of Ben Nevis has angered hillwalkers in the Scottish Highlands.

It was photographed last week resting against the ruined walls of the 19th century Ben Nevis observatory.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-67437740
>> No. 41270 Anonymous
18th November 2023
Saturday 9:05 pm
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I wondered why my local shop had stopped stocking Caramac. I'm devestated :(
>> No. 41271 Anonymous
18th November 2023
Saturday 10:06 pm
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>>41270

I heard they were only sold for money laundering purposes anyhow.
>> No. 41272 Anonymous
18th November 2023
Saturday 10:15 pm
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>>41271
I wish our government was more whimsically corrupt like cornershops are. Imagine if instead of procurement contracts for covid tests they'd simply sent Caramacs to every household and those that couldn't taste it would have to self-isolate.
>> No. 41273 Anonymous
18th November 2023
Saturday 11:05 pm
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>>41270
Is this a regional thing or something? Never came across these before.
>> No. 41274 Anonymous
18th November 2023
Saturday 11:35 pm
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>>41273

I'd imagine they are more popular up in Scotland and the Norf because it's sort of similar to tablet. My mum comes from a Scottish family (so I suppose technically so do I) and she loved Caramacs (although not enough to buy them more than once a year or so mind you).

I as soon as you get south of Norwhich and Birmingham, they stop existing and the closest you can get is boutique organic caramel fudge from vegan pop up patisseries.
>> No. 41275 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 8:24 am
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>>41270

Cadbury Caramilk is nicer. Don't @ me.
>> No. 41276 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 4:41 pm
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>>41275

I'll do you one better and suggest Milkybar Gold (if you can find any).

>Don't @ me
Oh no. So this was what >>>/101/34708 was concerned about.
>> No. 41277 Anonymous
21st November 2023
Tuesday 4:14 pm
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University Challenge viewers criticise ‘anti-Semitic’ blue octopus mascot as show is hit by backlash

People watching the popular quiz say the BBC has ‘serious questions to answer’ after Christ Church Oxford appeared with the large cuddly stuffed toy.

Viewers further pointed out that one of the contestants on the show, Melika Gorgianeh, appeared to be wearing the colours of the Palestinian flag. However others said the colours of her clothing was a coincidence and were not in the correct colours of the flag.

The Nazis used a blue octopus in some cartoons as an offensive anti-Semitic trope.


https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/university-challenge-viewers-criticise-blue-octopus-mascot/

It's all so tiresome.
>> No. 41278 Anonymous
21st November 2023
Tuesday 4:57 pm
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>>41277

You know when somebody in our life is just constantly a fucking prick, and then complains that people are always giving them the cold shoulder?

I'm starting to think that's basically what historical anti-semitism actually is, except with genocides instead of unanswered emails.
>> No. 41279 Anonymous
21st November 2023
Tuesday 5:15 pm
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>>41277
If anyone can be relied on to prefer Palestine over Israel, it’s students. But that octopus isn’t even blue.
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21st November 2023
Tuesday 7:43 pm
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>>41277
Looks more like they're warning us about Russian imperialism. When will University Challenge be denazified?
>> No. 41289 Anonymous
22nd November 2023
Wednesday 5:48 pm
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Self-proclaimed 'gay furry hackers' breach nuclear lab

The nuclear research hub Idaho National Laboratory (INL) confirmed that it fell victim to a data breach on Tuesday. SiegedSec, a group of self-proclaimed "gay furry hackers," took responsibility for the attack and claimed they accessed sensitive employee data like social security numbers, home addresses and more.

"We're willing to make a deal with INL. If they research creating irl catgirls we will take down this post," SiegedSec wrote in a post announcing the leak on Monday.


https://www.engadget.com/self-proclaimed-gay-furry-hackers-breach-nuclear-lab-152034192.html
>> No. 41290 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
Thursday 9:10 pm
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Bristol Airport has been forced to defend its new multi-faith area after it was compared to a bus shelter.

The airport issued a four-paragraph statement explaining its decision after the unveiling of the new car park facility was mocked by social media users over its appearance.

An photograph of the structure was posted on the airport’s Twitter feed on Thursday morning, stating that it would provide a “private space to reflect and pray whilst waiting to collect friends and family”.

The prayer space, which opened this week, is just off the airport’s “Silver Zone” roundabout where people wait to collect travellers.


The bit that is really annoying me is how badly it is installed. They couldn't even be bothered to line it up right so it doesn't encroach on the footpath behind.
>> No. 41291 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
Thursday 9:27 pm
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>>41290

Guarantee you people will be hanging about it smoking fags within a fortnight. Bike shelters at our wok are the same way. Make it look like a smoking area, and it is a smoking area.
>> No. 41292 Anonymous
23rd November 2023
Thursday 9:54 pm
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>>41290
Has anyone ever tried shagging in one of these rooms?

Think about it. These are very rarely used spaces and when they are it's at specific and known times of day. The only chance you're going to get interrupted is if one of those trendy priests come in and he'd probably knock first and not grass you up.
>> No. 41293 Anonymous
24th November 2023
Friday 4:31 am
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>>41292
Parliament House in Canberra (which is exactly what it sounds like) has had such an incident, and all I can say on the matter is that your reasoning was spot on.
>> No. 41294 Anonymous
25th November 2023
Saturday 4:25 pm
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>>41290
It's not really multifaith is it? The only major religions in the UK that require praying during the day is Islam, right? I could be mistaken. In the places I've studied/worked, I've never seen multi-faith rooms used by anyone but eskimos. Unless the airport has some sort of chaplaincy?
>> No. 41295 Anonymous
25th November 2023
Saturday 5:14 pm
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>>41294

It's pretty obviously a euphemism. I've occasionally used a multifaith room to meditate in, but I have got some funny looks from eskimos occasionally.

A community centre near me had to close their multifaith room not long after opening it, because the bathroom kept getting flooded by people doing wudu and nobody paid a blind bit of notice to the "do not wash your feet in the sink" signs.
>> No. 41296 Anonymous
25th November 2023
Saturday 8:40 pm
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>trendy priests
Shagging in morosely efficient multi-faith bus shelters sounds like exactly the sort of antics MES would endorse.
>> No. 41312 Anonymous
31st December 2023
Sunday 5:19 pm
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>A wedding DJ has admitted to common assault and been banned for life from a tennis club in Wales after he filmed himself urinating on a cancer patient – before sharing the clip on Snapchat.

>Leigh Brookfield deliberately splashed victim Peter Barton at the Llanelli Tennis and Squash Club on Boxing Day, Llanelli Magistrates' Court was told. The 40-year-old could now face time behind bars after he was bailed ahead of sentencing next year.

>After he was criticised over the grim incident, he wrote on Facebook: “I'm apologising to you all regarding my actions this evening. I'm deeply sorry for those who I have offended and if I could take it all back I would. It's just something me and the boys do when we are drunk and until watching the video back I didn't realise that the nice gentleman next to me was going through health problems.”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wedding-dj-faces-prison-after-31778980
>> No. 41332 Anonymous
22nd January 2024
Monday 12:39 pm
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[I]A pair of former swingers are demanding the closure of websites promoting the activity after facing a torrent of abuse.

Elvis Sharps, 43, and his partner Tracy Doncaster say they were subject to death threats and derogatory comments. The pair started swinging – openly having a sexual relationship with other people – 12 years ago. But the Chandler’s Ford couple are now calling for websites and clubs to be closed down.

Elvis said: “We started swinging because we wanted to add more excitement to our relationship, and we wanted to make friends too. We got a lot of abuse from the first time we did it, with people calling us fat, saying we look like mother and son. People were judging us by our looks. We met one couple about three times, but they turned against us for no reason. We stopped swinging in January 2023 because things got so bad.”

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/24062262.eastleigh-ex-swingers-speak-scary-websites/

Like shooting fish in a barrel.
>> No. 41333 Anonymous
22nd January 2024
Monday 12:55 pm
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>>41295
There's a "serenity" room at work which basically a "multi faith" area. I meditate there once or twice a day and I know there's a handful of others that do the same. Respectful nod kind of relationship.

In a previous job, I worked with mostly eskimos. There was a dedicated prayer area in the shop which Abba (I know) used to pray. I'm still not sure how it works, but some other eskimos used the shop to pray, I'd point them at the prayer area but they'd refuse and pray in the warehouse instead.
>> No. 41336 Anonymous
23rd January 2024
Tuesday 4:47 am
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>>41332

I enjoy the way the article gives no indication of what websites because the purpose of the article isn't to highlight an issue but to gawk at them through as credible veneer of giving their side as possible. That's why we get such a wonderful line about them looking related.

I enjoy when the new is this subversive. My favorite was an article I read about how a mother wanted us too all know her son was a good boy who always followed the law after he had been arrested at a protest accompanied by a picture of him at the protest welding an ad hoc club and wearing a stolen riot policeman's helmet.
>> No. 41418 Anonymous
18th March 2024
Monday 7:42 pm
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Scottish Widows staff told not to use the word ‘widow’

‘Inclusive language’ guidance warns that term risks defining a woman by her dead husband rather than herself — but there are no plans to change company name

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/whens-a-scottish-widow-not-a-widow-in-lloyds-woke-staff-guide-gdm5nj6pk
>> No. 41420 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 10:51 am
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>>41418

>‘Inclusive language’ guidance warns that term risks defining a woman by her dead husband rather than herself


Sigh. I've got life insurance with Scottish Widows. What will they think of next in dumbing down and softening our language because reality is more of a hobby for Millennials and Gen-Zers in their quest of finding ever-new things to get offended at. Fucking bunch of cry babies.
>> No. 41421 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 5:40 pm
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I don't think you can lay it at the feet of millennials and especially not zoomers.

The academic culture all of this heightened brain power metastasised in was already established by the 80s, where it was essentially just a way for humanities boffins to one up each other, in papers they knew only mattered within their own circle. All that's happened is it spread from there to the broader liberal middle class demographic, at once a parlour game for dinner parties and tool to browbeat and assert superiority over the high vis white van crowd, and from there to Twitter.

The pink hair problem glasses took to it like a fish to water, but they didn't start it by any means. It's always been about clout, all the way down.
>> No. 41422 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 5:54 pm
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>>41420
This obviously means they can't be trusted. You should cancel your policy immediately.
>> No. 41423 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 6:38 pm
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>risks defining a woman by her dead husband rather than herself

I'm glad to see they're distancing themselves from the anachronistic history of women avoiding destitution on the death of their partner. But why is Scottish allowed? I want to see staff describe their employer as *hmhm hmmmhm* or if you want to get technical "the one with the black cape".

It almost sounds like a good marketing campaign in my head. A company without a name but we all say it in our head.
>> No. 41425 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 7:52 pm
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>>41421

Just wait till somebody takes issue with the Scottish Widows advert girl being a white cis woman. Next, they'll probably swap her out for a disabled lesbian black Jewish genderfluid transwoman.

At that point, I probably would cancel my policy. Not because I've got anything against those minorities, mind.
>> No. 41426 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 8:22 pm
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>>41425
*big long fart noise*
>> No. 41427 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 8:51 pm
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>>41423
I would happily insure my life with Haggis Hoes. Or Haggis Slags. Slaggis. I'm getting distracted here; at this rate I'll never get round to signing up with Scotch Husbandmurderers for pension and life assurance solutions.
>> No. 41428 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 9:07 pm
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>>41427

Even if the reasoning behind dropping the "Widows" were that they had some hip marketing agency tell them in exchange for millions of pounds that "Scottish" is the "with it" thing to call yourselves these days with everybody so into brevity, that would be a million times more credible than suddenly declaring "Widow" a dirty word and signing on to this woke garbage hook line and sinker.

There will be a day of reckoning. The pendulum eventually always swings back.

tl;dr: Old man yelling at clouds. But with fucking passion.
>> No. 41429 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 9:19 pm
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>>41428
>The pendulum eventually always swings back.

ΤεΧ ἐρεῖς?
>> No. 41430 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 10:43 pm
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>>41425

You know why the Widows are so young and eligible? Because the hubbies worked on the rigs and got splattered by the drilling aparatus.
>> No. 41431 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 10:58 pm
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>>41429

Το παίρνεις στον κώλο?
>> No. 41432 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 11:03 pm
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>>41430

I think Scottish Widows was founded in the early 1800s to look after the widows of soldiers who died in the Napoleonic wars.

Yep, Wikipedia is in agreement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Widows
>> No. 41486 Anonymous
24th April 2024
Wednesday 8:40 am
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Nottingham attacks: 'Show respect', victim's mum urges police over post

You won't believe what the supposedly graphic and disrepectful message the copper sent in a private group was. It's the kind of thing we say here innocuously all the time.
>> No. 41487 Anonymous
24th April 2024
Wednesday 9:39 am
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>>41486
Something about her rubs me up the wrong way. I feel like she is trying to make this about her, or to make her son's death more important than it is. It's important to her, okay. But I'm sure there are more stabbing deaths in Nottingham that happen, they just don't get reported widely because they're not happening to some white inbred Tarquin public schoolboy fuck. Some underprivileged black lad gets stabbed on the street in Radford, I sleep. Some hooray Henry gets stabbed after a uni night out, lets hold a candlelit vigil and try and make a new law and go on all the media.

The comments aren't that bad, they are students who did indeed get proper butchered. Really sad stuff. People whose lives were ended at the beginning of adulthood. Tragic. Some schizo killed him in a random attack, an indictment of our poor mental health services. Preventable. But the cunt doesn't care about that, she wants us to donate £40 000 to Taunton School (£20k fees a year roughly) so they can refurb the cricket pavillion and rename it in Barney's honour. Fucking sickening.

Should the police treat dead Barney with cotton wool "golly gosh some poor innocent lovely lad got tragically murdered what a sad state of affairs let us all mourn". Police are probably blithe with their language in informal internal communications because they see this shit all the time. I'd rather have police be blunt with each other to get the point across, than be florid and delicate to not upset dead cunt's mum.
>> No. 41488 Anonymous
24th April 2024
Wednesday 10:55 am
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>>41487
I agree with all that, except your suggestion that these murders are more newsworthy because the victims were rich and white. I won't say there isn't an element of that, but it's a small one - the murders would be just as shocking if all three of the victims had been poor and non-white. It was the work of one man towards strangers on the street, all during one morning's random rampage, and who attempted to kill more and might have done so if police hadn't cornered and tasered him. You can see how that might make people more fearful compared to, say, this one fatal stabbing still being investigated with my guess of having a 50% chance of the victim being known to the perpetrators:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68198641
>> No. 41489 Anonymous
24th April 2024
Wednesday 11:09 am
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>>41488
Fair point, which I failed to consider, and I am a hypocrite in what I said because when I do see there's been a stabbing round here, when I learn it's gang related black on black violence, it reassures me. Not in a "haha black people are dying" way, more "if it's gang beef I am unlikely to be dragged into that situation". Like when someone gets cancer, then you learn they smoked heavily through their lives, and you think "I have less risk of that".

I think because it was Stephen Lawrence day this week, and Doreen Lawrence has a life peerage, I might have cynically been thinking Barney's mum was angling for that sort of recognition. But while Lawrence has campaigned for racial equality and improvements in policing, I don't see much Barney's mum can do. Campaign for schizos to be caught and confined faster and for longer?

She's a woman who lost her child who she loves dearly, in a shit situation. A horrible thing and I cannot imagine the pain she has experienced and will continue to experience. I just think her exposure isn't achieving anything of value, and I think she comes across as a bit self-important compared to what I've seen of the families of Grace and Ian.
>> No. 41490 Anonymous
24th April 2024
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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The one thing I do know her campaigning for - to get rid of the defence of diminished responsibility for murder - I vehemently disagree with. She thinks her son's killer, who has been convicted in court and will be indefinitely held in a secure unit, has "got away with it".
>> No. 41491 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 10:01 pm
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-tourist-bear-romania-attacked-selfie-b2534523.html
>> No. 41492 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 10:19 pm
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>>41491
>A friend of Ms Gallacher told reporters she may have suffered worse injuries to her arm had she not been wearing a thick, padded M&S jacket.
>> No. 41507 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 11:55 am
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/may/24/my-wife-has-put-on-weight-and-im-no-longer-attracted-to-her-what-should-i-do

Guardian readers are the lowest of the low.
>> No. 41508 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 12:21 pm
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>>41507

I'm going to play devil's advocate here and say that I've been in a similar situation where a partner put on three and a half stone during our almost four year relationship. Did that cause me to leave her? Technically, no, because on top of her attractive physique, at least when we met, she was genuinely a great person who was easy to love. But towards the end of our relationship, sex with her was far less fulfilling than it should have been, even accounting for the fact that a lot of couples increasingly experience sexual boredom with each other after a few years. At 5'3'', putting on three and a half stone is something that really changes your appearance. And it just became unattractive to me. Not to the point of not wanting to have sex with her at all, but it was certainly a downer.

We eventually split up because we just drifted apart over that time like a lot of couples do. But somewhere deep down, I can't say that her weight didn't play any part in it at all.
>> No. 41509 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 1:18 pm
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>>41507

I knew reading this would make me angry.

>People’s weight changes for all kinds of reasons

No, it changes because they eat too much and that's literally the one, sole, single, solitary reason.

The way I see it it, getting fat shows a complete lack of respect for a partner, the exact same way as if I just decided I can't be bothered to take regular showers any more and still expected my missus to nosh me off. The way People Of Lard try to appropriate the same victimhood politics as queers and darkies absolutely disgusts me. There's no such thing as fatphobia, fat shaming isn't a hate crime, fat people are not oppressed, 99% of the time their weight is absolutely their own fault.

I will give limited exception for cases where poor mental health leads to weight gain as a knock on effect, but even then it's too often just an excuse for what is really selfishness and laziness.
>> No. 41510 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 1:24 pm
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>>41509
You must hate posting here. You’re getting like I do when someone types with an accent.
>> No. 41511 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 1:35 pm
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>>41510

I have the landwhale thread hidden, although it does sometimes come back on its own. Purpz please fix.

I mean honestly I don't mind curvy, some birds can look lovely with a bit of chub (shout out to my ex Hayley), but the slippery slope of what we actually call "chubby" or "curvy" over the last decade or so is just absolutely tragic.
>> No. 41512 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 1:39 pm
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>>41511
This was written about 20 years ago.
>> No. 41513 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 2:13 pm
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>>41509

>No, it changes because they eat too much and that's literally the one, sole, single, solitary reason.

You can actually develop glandular problems that mess with your weight. A friend gained weight after they removed a benign tumor from her thyroid gland, and it caused her residual thyroid to produce too little thyroid hormone. She was taking medication for it, but she still gained weight.

But yeah. Nine times out of ten, you very simply eat too much and exercise too little. You can call it fat shaming all you want, it's still true.
>> No. 41514 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 8:27 pm
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>Joey Barton calling Jeremy Vine a ‘bike carpet-bagger’ was defamatory, judge rules

>Lawyers acting for Vine said at the preliminary hearing on 9 May that the abuse began last year after Barton’s comments calling the female football pundits Eni Aluko and Lucy Ward “the Fred and Rose West of football commentary”

>Lawyers acting for Vine also argued that a hypothetical reader “would appreciate that ‘bacon’ was short for the rhyming-slang expression ‘bacon bonce’ meaning ‘carpet-bagger’, referring to one of the tweets which called Vine a “bike carpet-bagger” and “raving bacon”.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/article/2024/may/24/joey-barton-calling-jeremy-vine-a-bike-carpet-bagger-was-defamatory-judge-rules
>> No. 41515 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 8:45 pm
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Can we just kill Joey Barton? He's endlessly annoying, but I bet at some point he'll do his schtick where he comes out and says some bollocks like he's now a practicing Unitarian and would like to apologise to those he hurt, before throwing a rock through a Oxfam shop window and starting the cycle all over again. Tie him to some train tracks and let nature take it's course.
>> No. 41516 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 9:51 pm
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>>41515
My issue with Joey Barton is that he is such an absolute textbook case of someone who was quite severely molested as a child, and I am thoroughly convinced that he was turbo-carpet-baggerd like nobody ever has been, and yet society seems to either not have noticed this or just agreed not to mention it.
>> No. 41517 Anonymous
25th May 2024
Saturday 3:05 am
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>>41516
Never forget that during the last game of the 2011-12 season, Barton, who for some reason someone thought should be captain at QPR, elbowed Tevez in the face, got a straight red, then in the process of heading off the field via the scrum of players (to hand over the armband) pretty much straight-up assaulted Aguero and tried to headbutt Kompany.
>> No. 41518 Anonymous
25th May 2024
Saturday 9:57 pm
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>Britain is running out of ghosts due to the number of aging spirits passing to the “other side”, says a leading paranormal expert.
>> No. 41519 Anonymous
25th May 2024
Saturday 11:01 pm
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>>41518
Could this be the first ever Star article where a man with a PHD in nuclear physics isn't referred to as a 'boffin'.
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5th June 2024
Wednesday 4:36 pm
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And it's this woman, apparently. Take two of this woman every day and you'll be cured.

Why does every news article that mentions someone need to be illustrated with a terrible selfie? Nobody can take a decent photograph, I don't want some poor sod's manic face shoved in mine while I'm reading the news.
>> No. 41521 Anonymous
5th June 2024
Wednesday 5:32 pm
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>>41520
>Lauren Golightly
>actually goes quite heavily if she has Crohn’s Disease
>> No. 41522 Anonymous
5th June 2024
Wednesday 7:24 pm
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>Remote tribe gets hooked on internet porn

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/06/04/hooked-porn-remote-brazilian-tribe-internet-musk/
>> No. 41523 Anonymous
5th June 2024
Wednesday 8:07 pm
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>>41522

I've seen about ten variations of this article reposting today and not one of them has cited any evidence that the tribe is becoming "addicted to porn" in any meaningful sense. It appears that the elders of the tribes are concerned about the young folks spending more time on their devices instead of participating in the weekly bongo bongo fertility dance or whatever (and doesn't that sound familiar eh). The story I expected about villages falling into famine because the blokes have neglected their fishing duties to tug themselves raw over Japanese milf gangbangs is nowhere to be found, nor even hinted at.

It really is the same shit wherever you go. Even amazonian tribes are just boomers complaining about kids being kids.
>> No. 41524 Anonymous
6th June 2024
Thursday 12:04 am
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>>41522
You lot are always talking about how we need some fresh blood and now's our chance. I bet they'd make /uhu/ more exciting with their bloody battles against illegal loggers and DIY penis ornaments in /poof/ that will make us altogether more popular in the office.
>> No. 41525 Anonymous
6th June 2024
Thursday 1:46 am
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>>41524

Yeah, but do they like fat lasses?
>> No. 41526 Anonymous
7th June 2024
Friday 7:31 am
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>>41525
do remote tribes even have fat women?
>> No. 41527 Anonymous
7th June 2024
Friday 10:53 am
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>>41526

Hunter-gatherer societies are usually too busy hunting and gathering to get fat.
>> No. 41528 Anonymous
7th June 2024
Friday 1:47 pm
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>>41527

They get fat when they start liking modern diets. So the fatties will likely appear along with the porn. Still, porn and fatties is better than the 19th century Christianity and fatties, I suppose.
>> No. 41529 Anonymous
11th June 2024
Tuesday 9:36 pm
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>Wakefield's Fanny & Bacardi nightclub building to be turned into church

https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/people/wakefields-fanny-bacardi-nightclub-building-to-be-turned-into-church-4661369
>> No. 41530 Anonymous
25th June 2024
Tuesday 10:22 pm
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It's hardly the Suez canal, is it? Still, if you're going to run aground, best to do it at the highest tide you can manage.
>> No. 41531 Anonymous
27th June 2024
Thursday 11:57 pm
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https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/24414924.powick-kebab-land-van-close-five-weeks-holidays/

A TOP-rated kebab van revealed it will be closed for the next five weeks.

Powick Kebab Land - a takeaway van located at Powick roundabout - will close on July 22 for the upcoming summer holidays.

The van will reopen to the public on September 2.

A spokesperson for Powick Kebab Land said: "Dear customers, the summer holiday is approaching.

"I will be closed for five weeks starting July 22 and will reopen on September 2.

"I hope to see everyone after the second of September.

"I hope everyone has a good summer and holiday."
>> No. 41532 Anonymous
28th June 2024
Friday 11:11 pm
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>Man uses £2 bus fare cap to circle England and Wales

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx777w59wllo

>£2 bus man starts journey around England and Wales

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjqq1d2p3weo

>£2 bus man plans journey around England and Wales

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8vvgrpl5qvo

>Derby bus man completes three-day journey to Poland

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-66005590

>Derby-to-Cornwall bus explorer planning more epic adventures

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-65288480

>Man begins 320-mile journey from Derby to Cornwall on buses

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-65260394

>Cost of living: Man uses £2 bus fare cap to travel 137 miles

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-64744446
>> No. 41548 Anonymous
25th July 2024
Thursday 5:44 pm
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Sainsbury's has apologised after a pair of trousers was advertised online using a "racist" term. The company which owns the clothing brand, TU, was criticised for listing a pair of school trousers as having a 'knee grow hem'.

The phrase is reportedly used as a disguise for a racial slur. The two pairs of trousers in question are advertised as "Grey Skinny Reinforced Knee Grow Hem Trousers 2 Pack" and "Reinforced Knee Grow Hem Woven Trousers 2 Pack". Other school trousers by TU had various other titles, including "Skinny Fit Grow Hem", "Longer Leg Grow Hem" and "Generous Fit Woven Grow Hem".

Sharing a picture of the trousers on X, and tagging Sainsbury's, one person wrote: "Are you aware that the item name below is freely used by racists to bypass g-word filters? May I suggest renaming the item. Also maybe a few Black faces in the decision-making process, to avoid this in the future."


https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/shopping-deals/sainsburys-apologises-after-using-racist-33325528
>> No. 41549 Anonymous
25th July 2024
Thursday 5:51 pm
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Are we 100% that the person who complained about this isn't a parody account?
>> No. 41550 Anonymous
25th July 2024
Thursday 5:55 pm
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>>41548
>g-word
Gegro? Gracism? Gondend filters?
>> No. 41551 Anonymous
25th July 2024
Thursday 7:28 pm
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>>41549
I thought it'd be concern trolling, but it appears to be a genuine black person on Twitter. The line is incredibly blurred these days.

>>41550
The Mirror evidently don't proof-read.
>> No. 41552 Anonymous
25th July 2024
Thursday 7:41 pm
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>>41551

This is one of those cases where the person might well be genuine and earnest about their complaint, but the offence they took is still a learned behaviour. They have been coached into being offended by such nonsense because they've spent so long watching people performatively act offended over equally silly bollocks, and they're basically just copying that.

I don't know if I'm making sense here but I can't think of a better way to explain it.
>> No. 41553 Anonymous
25th July 2024
Thursday 7:55 pm
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>>41551

He does appear to be a real person, but he also exclusively tweets unhinged stuff about a) people being racist and b) how awful Israelis are. Make of that what you will.
>> No. 41555 Anonymous
31st July 2024
Wednesday 12:16 am
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The tragedy in Southport has, in a strange and roundabout way, caused the funniest thing that has ever happened.

https://x.com/LukeRenshaw/status/1818384899469910349
>> No. 41556 Anonymous
31st July 2024
Wednesday 9:42 am
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>>41555
I can't gelp but laugh
>> No. 41584 Anonymous
4th August 2024
Sunday 10:47 pm
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https://news.stv.tv/west-central/burrell-collection-visitor-complains-museum-has-nothing-to-do-with-princess-diana-or-her-butler

Some extremely obscure pressure group seems to have been pulling the strings to get this story published.
>> No. 41739 Anonymous
20th September 2024
Friday 1:46 pm
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>A man has admitted possessing extreme pornography involving sexual acts with a tortoise.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2ekxn0ylp8o
>> No. 41765 Anonymous
3rd October 2024
Thursday 7:07 pm
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>Boomers angry that their second home is classified as a second home

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpv2l930mrdo

The main basis of their argument is that there's no toilet. One has to wonder why they have it done up so nice if it's literally uninhabitable.
>> No. 41786 Anonymous
6th October 2024
Sunday 6:44 pm
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>Adult star who has slept with hundreds of students arrives in Nottingham for UK freshers tour

>Adult film star Bonnie Blue is in Nottingham as part of a UK tour where she wants to sleep with as many students as possible. The 25-year-old, from Nottingham, will be in the East Midlands until September 28. She's back in the UK after a trip to Australia, aiming to spend a month here and make 130 men's "dreams come true". In a recent conversation with the Daily Star, Bonnie said that she had already received over 5,000 messages from eager students willing to participate.

>It's not just freshers who have been getting in touch according to the adult star, who said fathers and uncles have also been sending her direct messages. "I've already had thousands of messages, and people saying finally a reason to go to uni," Bonnie said. "The dates are all over the place as podcast and interviews have moved things around a little," she explained. "I'll be visiting a few other locations but the dates are yet to be sorted for that. I've already had to extend my UK trip to fit everything and everyone in. On September 25, I'll be sharing my address online and letting the uni students and husbands queue. I'll also be going to the Derby football game on September 28. It's going to be a very fun trip."

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/adult-star-who-slept-hundreds-9570473
>> No. 41787 Anonymous
6th October 2024
Sunday 8:24 pm
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She looks rough for 25. From appearance I'd say late thirties. Seems kind of sad though. How many horny fools go through with the plan to spunk in her rancid cunt and contract a boatload of diseases, all on film to be put on the internet forever, just because they can't have normal people relationships. Sad.
>> No. 41788 Anonymous
6th October 2024
Sunday 8:34 pm
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>>41786
Not really the, err, main thrust of the issue, but I approve of her using the word "bonk".
>> No. 41789 Anonymous
6th October 2024
Sunday 9:43 pm
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>>41787

Porn performers have a very low rate of STIs, because any legitimate producer requires performers to be tested before every shoot. A porn set is a workplace, so whoever is running that set has a legal duty under the Health and Safety at Work Act, even if everyone involved is self-employed; they're liable if someone is exposed to a risk that could have been reasonably foreseen and prevented.
>> No. 41790 Anonymous
6th October 2024
Sunday 9:55 pm
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Kind of the trouble here though isn't it, asking anyone to come and shag you for your onlyfans isn't the same as a proper unionised gig in the legacy porn industry. She's just a slag who makes money off it.

If I were one of those wierd 4chan anorak chronic masturbator types I'd be inclined to suspect this is one of those things They (be it jews, lizard aliens, freemason illuminati, whatever) intentionally shove down the throats of us smelly peasants, who are lucky to get our end away a few times a year, while grinding away at our miserable office/warehouse/etc jobs, to demoralise and break us down. I'm not that kind of person, but when I see stories like this, I can really sympathise with them for seeing it that way, because that's what it feels like.

We are supposed to validate this and say she's just living her best life, yaaas slay kween, that's what a real girlboss liberated femyle looks like, while we swipe through the dating apps and get nothing but bots and then go to bed early, alone, after eating our aldi own brand super noodles, because the heating is too expensive to risk turning on until November.

Know what I mean.
>> No. 41791 Anonymous
6th October 2024
Sunday 10:00 pm
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>>41790
If.
>> No. 41792 Anonymous
6th October 2024
Sunday 10:04 pm
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>>41791

Yes.
>> No. 41793 Anonymous
6th October 2024
Sunday 11:30 pm
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The catch is you have to appear on film and I'd say she'll be testing and demanding johnnies. Not the first time porn has gotten a bit weird for a stunt.
>> No. 41794 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 11:01 am
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10/10 Outstanding edit.
>> No. 41795 Anonymous
10th October 2024
Thursday 10:03 am
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>A mystery letter writer has left residents of a Yorkshire street puzzled and, in at least one instance, a 'little scared' and with thoughts of phoning the police.

>The anonymous author has posted three letters in total which have been delivered in recent days by Royal Mail to addresses in Abbott Street in Hexthorpe, Doncaster. Over the course of about 1,700 words, the author tells the apparently fictitious story of the 'Reverend' and his lover and parishioner, 'Contralto', with a murder thrown into the plot for good measure. The story contains some 'slightly grubby sex scenes', according to the author who doesn't want to be named.

>In an anonymous email to Yorkshire Live, the purported author of the letters explained their intentions and also confessed that the stamps and envelopes had set them back about £50 and they could do with some financial help via a Go Fund Me appeal, which has so far raised just £5.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/grubby-sex-scene-letters-posted-30106625
>> No. 41796 Anonymous
10th October 2024
Thursday 12:25 pm
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>>41793

She needs a bra fitting.
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10th October 2024
Thursday 1:02 pm
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>A model who is on a freshers bonking marathon with uni students in the UK says she was "robbed, threatened and blackmailed by scum".

>Bonnie Blue flew over to England from Australia to embark on a promise to sleep with as many new starters as possible. And she made good on that pledge by jumping in the sack with 137 lads in Nottingham in just seven days. But, while the 25-year-old's conquest creation quest has been very successful, it's not all been plain sailing. During her first week the blonde beauty shared her location to willing participants, which included anyone from 18-year-old virgins to dads and teachers.

>Not only that but she said she was threatened with physical assault, both to herself and those who were protecting her. Bonnie says she was blackmailed for money, with a threat of assault, and told her videos on her phone would be leaked if she did not deliver. However, Bonnie said she wiped the phone instantly, and they were never able to unlock it. "Bonking uni students and their dads has made me rich, so I’ll always be a target for the scum. It could have been a lot worse so I’m not really bothered about it. I'm just more annoyed at myself for forgetting not everyone is nice."
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/i-robbed-blackmailed-during-uk-33733880

There's always some lads who have to ruin it for everyone.
>> No. 41798 Anonymous
10th October 2024
Thursday 2:18 pm
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The trailer for this vid of hers, link spoilered for NSFW, https://www.manyvids.com/Video/5883014/british-sub-slut-fuckdoll-bonnie-blue-part-2-pissed-on[/spoiler] has her being pissed on with a face covered in cum.

If she willingly puts videos like that online, what on Earth was on her phone that she'd potentially feel the need to pay a blackmailer not to leak? I think in this situation the blackmailer is retarded, unless there was proper nasty stuff on there (the likes of which she'll likely pivot to in a couple of years once her looks have gone).
>> No. 41809 Anonymous
11th October 2024
Friday 8:40 pm
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>>41797
>137 in 7 days

I don't see how those numbers are even logistical possible.
Assuming we mean the full 7 days
Assuming that she isn't being railed in her sleep (8 hours)
And she isn't being nobbed whilst she eats takes a shit ect. (2 hours)

That gives her 14 hours a day, so 98 hours to achieve this
That's 5880 minutes.

So that is just under 43 minutes a person. I know most of them are students but I can't imagine everyone coming in ejeculating and leaving in that sort of time frame. Even several at a time it seems questionable to me. Like it is technically possible but would require an absurd level of organisation.
>> No. 41811 Anonymous
11th October 2024
Friday 9:04 pm
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>>41809
It's the Operation Overlord of grotty sex acts.
>> No. 41813 Anonymous
11th October 2024
Friday 9:19 pm
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>>41809

That's the worst thing about it.

It's not even some act of liberated hedonism, it means she's quite literally going to have a waiting room full of horny teenagers sat waiting for their number to be called out, then they go in and give her a perfunctory five to ten minute poke in front of a camera on a tripod, then they get bungled out the door for the next appointment. I would be very surprised if it's at all enjoyable for either party, the entire appeal here is the completely hollow, empty spectacle.

Everything about it is rancid. I hate it because it makes a ghoulish mockery of sex, the same way that a McDonalds burger is a mockery of food.
>> No. 41814 Anonymous
11th October 2024
Friday 9:51 pm
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>>41811

Supreme Allied cumlord Dwight D. Eisenhower

(the D. Stands for dickin)
>> No. 41816 Anonymous
11th October 2024
Friday 9:57 pm
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>>41813

Maybe it's part of me becoming old like now wearing a woolly hat indoors, but I've started to grow fonder of McDonald's food. I assume this is a stage on the path to eating cat food.
>> No. 41861 Anonymous
13th October 2024
Sunday 9:09 pm
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>Countdown champion John Cowen has been charged with stabbing a rival at an event in Blackpool in September.

>The 30-year-old maths graduate, who won the highest score of the 2017 series of the Channel 4 gameshow, was arrested after allegedly attacking his rival at the Countdown in Blackpool 2024 tournament, on September 14.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/channel-4-countdown-star-charged-33881331
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13th October 2024
Sunday 10:09 pm
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>> No. 41865 Anonymous
15th October 2024
Tuesday 11:31 am
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>The World Conkers Championships has been embroiled in a cheating row after the men’s winner was found with a steel chestnut.

https://www.I need to find an archive link for this.co.uk/news/2024/10/14/world-conkers-championships-cheating-row/
>> No. 41866 Anonymous
26th October 2024
Saturday 1:38 pm
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>Cheesemakers in shock as £300,000 of produce stolen in sophisticated scam

>Neal’s Yard Dairy delivered 22 tonnes of artisan cheddar after scammer posed as distributor for French retailer

ITZ!!
>> No. 41884 Anonymous
7th November 2024
Thursday 7:11 pm
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Iceland Foods have officially opened a brand-new The Food Warehouse store in Wakefield, with over 120 customers eagerly waiting in line from 4am yesterday morning for the store to open its doors.

To celebrate the grand opening, the store gave away £1,000 worth of store vouchers to the first 100 customers in the queue, as well as a free tray of Ferrero Rocher to the first 200 customers through the checkout. Also, every customer who joined the queue before 7.45am received a free raffle ticket which saw three winners take home a Tower 2-in-1 Blender and Grinder and an additional seven won a Tower 4 Litre Air Fryer. Five other lucky shoppers also won the chance to take part in a two-minute supermarket sweep-style trolley dash around the entire empty store, filling their trolleys for free.


https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/business/more-than-120-customers-queue-from-4am-as-the-food-warehouse-officially-opens-in-wakefield-4855010

I know the country has gone to shit, but queuing outside of a big Iceland for four hours to get a £10 voucher seems a bit much.
>> No. 41885 Anonymous
7th November 2024
Thursday 8:13 pm
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It's nice that they finally found something to go there. Westgate Retail Park has been a husk of its former glory for far too long.
>> No. 41886 Anonymous
7th November 2024
Thursday 8:26 pm
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Iceland clearly saw the giant Farmfoods that opened by my work and realised the opportunity. My huge Farmfoods is open till 9pm and looks amazing.
>> No. 41967 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 12:55 am
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>Health experts have shared their concerns after a 23-year-old OnlyFans star shared her plans to try and sleep with 1000 men in 24 hours.

>If you're wondering, that's around 41 men per hour. Clearly, being able to last a long time will not be a requirement for men taking part in this particular event. The stunt is set to be attempted by Lily Phillips, who just weeks ago claimed to have slept with 101 men in 14 hours.

>She described that particular day as involving a 'conveyor belt of c**ks', saying in an interview with The Metro: "I just stuck to the bedroom the whole day – I think I left once or twice for a shower. I just waited for the next guy and then would say to the security guard 'send one in.'" Now, Phillips is taking things to a whole other level as she attempts to break a world record currently held by Lisa Sparks, an adult film star who had sex with 919 men in one day in 2004.

>The OnlyFans star claimed she's been 'in training' to make sure she's up for the challenge, but health experts have warned that it's not simply a case of being prepared. Speaking to News.com.au, Sydney medical practitioner Dr. Zac Turner, who specializes in preventive health and wellness, explained that the body can experience negative effects when sex is 'pushed to the extremes'.
https://www.unilad.com/news/health/lily-phillips-1000-men-doctor-warning-735452-20241204

Anyone up for a .gs meet?
>> No. 41968 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 1:14 am
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>>41967
If we have to meet up for a gang-bang, can we not find a woman who doesn't look like an Afghan Hound nor, seemingly, has a fanny made of vulcanised rubber?
>> No. 41969 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 1:25 am
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>If you're wondering, that's around 41 men per hour.

Or 1:26 minutes per man. Barely a minute probably with everything that happens in between.

I can't even nut one out that fast.

These days, anyway.
>> No. 41970 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 1:38 am
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I like to think we'd get stuck on the quiz machine at the local 'spoons while waiting for our go and end up ruining it for everyone when it becomes 997 blokes.

>can we not find a woman who doesn't look like an Afghan Hound

Nice try furrylad.

>>41969
Presumably you'd gang-bang her which would give some additional time for noshing, handies and wanking in the corner. Although we'd have to consult with the Guinness book of records on if you need to put your wick in for it to count.
>> No. 41971 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 2:44 am
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>>41967

She doesn't need 1000 cocks, she needs a proper meal.
>> No. 41972 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 3:48 am
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>>41971

1000 cocks would be quite a substantial meal but could probably use some sort of condiment.

The average quantity of semen ejaculated is about 3ml and the average stomach is 3 litres so 1,000 loads would be quite filling.
>> No. 41973 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 7:45 am
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>>41972

>1000 cocks would be quite a substantial meal

I'll bear that in mind for the next lockdown.
>> No. 41974 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 8:48 am
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>>41972
>about 3ml
The band 10cc would like to ask you a question.
>> No. 41975 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 9:36 am
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>>41974
Is it "how to use search engines to look things up"? They are all in their late 70s.
>> No. 41977 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 11:51 am
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>>41974

Healthy male semen volume is about 1.5-5 millilitres per load. As I'm sure you have noticed, having been human for some time, it can vary based on factors like prior abstinence and intensity of sexual arousal.

Or your natural testosterone levels. In short, men with higher testosterone tend to produce more of it. And the main reason for that is that they also usually have larger testicles. So in that sense, it really is a matter of who has the biggest bollocks.
>> No. 41978 Anonymous
6th December 2024
Friday 3:07 pm
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But hardly any of semen's volume is produced in the testicles?
>> No. 41997 Anonymous
19th December 2024
Thursday 7:19 pm
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>Fox found headless with sex toy in its bottom in Cheltenham

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/fox-found-headless-sex-toy-9792218
>> No. 41998 Anonymous
19th December 2024
Thursday 7:31 pm
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>>41997

Foxes get up to all kinds of weird stuff.
>> No. 42009 Anonymous
16th January 2025
Thursday 9:52 am
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A police inspector with 27 years on the force was sacked after using slurs about disabled people to insult Just Stop Oil protestors.

Insp Ross Meredith, who was part of Merseyside Police's LGBT+ network, said the climate change activists were "like special needs kids" and suggested they had a "mental health condition".


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93l89n888xo
>> No. 42010 Anonymous
16th January 2025
Thursday 11:23 am
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>>42009

>said the climate change activists were "like special needs kids"


As insults go, that one's pretty tame and pedestrian. Not something somebody should lose their career over.

And it's not without a grain of truth, if we're honest.
>> No. 42011 Anonymous
16th January 2025
Thursday 2:27 pm
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“Special needs” is a euphemism. It’s not a slur. It’s offensive to call people retards and that’s why they are “people with special needs”. If the context means that such a term now becomes a slur too, then really that cheapens the whole concept of offensive slurs, because anything can be one based on context. Nowadays, people refer to SEND as the PC term (“Special Educational Needs and Disabilities”), but if it’s the context rather than the words themselves that determine offensive language, surely we might as well just go back to morons and cretins and just use those words in inoffensive contexts.
>> No. 42012 Anonymous
16th January 2025
Thursday 2:33 pm
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>“Special needs” is a euphemism. It’s not a slur.
You're a right ham wallet you are.
>> No. 42013 Anonymous
16th January 2025
Thursday 2:51 pm
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> It’s offensive to call people retards and that’s why they are “people with special needs”.

Although that tends to always change over time.

The Bible calls handicapped people cripples, and that was a completely acceptable term in the UK as well until about the early 1900s, which nobody thought of as being offensive. It's rarely a question of a word being inherently offensive or insulting, it's the meaning you ascribe to it. "Special needs" used to be a euphemism for "retarded", but now "special needs" is offensive as well, and now you've got all kinds of other words that are impossible to keep track of as to when their agreed upon acceptability as a matter-of-fact descriptive term has respectively expired.

What really matters is to see people beyond the labels, and treat them with respect. And that transcends most questions of which terms to describe their condition are en vogue at a point in time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nZDvgd1yXs
>> No. 42025 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 8:58 am
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I'm inclined to agree with this, especially since the more you look into the use of language and how it changes over time, the more muddy you realise it is. Even completely innocuous words that we use now, like stupid, idiot, moron, etc. have their origin in essentially being a label for mental disability.
>> No. 42026 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 9:36 am
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So it's fine to call someone a retard as long as it's the word Romans used for retards?
>> No. 42027 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 10:07 am
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>>42026

In my experience, the people who call me "a nutter" have been at least as compassionate as the people who call me "someone living with mental health problems" and considerably more compassionate than those who call me "a service user".

As often as not, euphemisms are used for the comfort of the speaker, not for the benefit of the person being spoken about. A phrase like "learning difficulties" implies that someone can catch up to their peers with time and support, but that's very rarely true - most people with an intellectual disability will face lifelong difficulties and disadvantages. Euphemisms can erase the reality of someone's life, and so absolve society of responsibility for that person.


>> No. 42029 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 10:09 am
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>>42025

Another example is the word cretin. It was used for a long time to describe a particular kind of physical and mental retardation as a result of low levels of thyroid hormones in a person from birth. It was not intended to ever be offensive or insult somebody who had the condition. It only gradually fell out of popular use when people began using it to describe a generally stupid person.
>> No. 42030 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 10:11 am
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>>42027
Going off on a bit of a tangent, but I hate calling people a "survivor". Cancer survivor. Sexual abuse survivor.

Everyone I know who has been sexually abused loathes being told they survived it. They suffered it.
>> No. 42032 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 10:28 am
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>>42030

>Going off on a bit of a tangent, but I hate calling people a "survivor".

That also rubs me the wrong way. I mean no disrespect to people who have made it through incredibly difficult life situations, and that includes those who have been subject to horrendous emotional, physical or sexual abuse. And it hits close to home for me, because I also suffered some emotional abuse growing up as a teenlad. Which kind of corroborates your point.

I think that probably 99 times out of 100, even through the worst of that abuse, the physical continuation of your life was not in jeopardy. Which, to me, is generally what the definition of "survivor" should be. You can survive a critical bullet wound. Or a very bad car accident. Maybe you even survived a plane crash. Or a deadly cancer diagnosis and treatment. But unless a rapist near enough almost killed you (which does happen, just so we're clear), your survival was never at risk. I'm not saying it's blowing things out of proportion when somebody is referred to as a rape or abuse survivor. But maybe it's a fundamentally wrong way of looking at it.
>> No. 42033 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 12:09 pm
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>>42029

We can see this exact same cycle repeating now with "autistic". The definition of an (already broad) spectrum of disorders has been expanded for use as a descriptor for anyone with asocial tendencies, niche hobbies, or other idiosyncrasies. Essentially, it's become an insult, and you'll probably see people move away from using the word in the near future.

>>42026

Not exactly, my point was more that context matters more than the specific choice of word. Almost any word can be used as in insult, and while advertisements like >>42013 might elicit giggles, I doubt that the majority of people with disabilities would find the use of the word "retard" disrespectful in that context (though they might take issue with other things).
>> No. 42034 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 12:28 pm
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The other side of the coin for this debate is that insults are, you know... Insults. I don't know how to properly articulate this thought, but like, where would we be without some words being offensive? We need them, in a sense, otherwise what do you mutter to yourself when somebody pulls out in front of you on the motorway. "You flipping silly billy!"

>>42030
>>42032

I think the thing with that is certain crowds really do see sexual assault as on the level or even worse than something life threatening. That's a can of worms we best not open, but it makes the use of such language more understandable.
>> No. 42035 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 12:34 pm
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>>42033

>The definition of an (already broad) spectrum of disorders has been expanded for use as a descriptor for anyone with asocial tendencies, niche hobbies, or other idiosyncrasies. Essentially, it's become an insult, and you'll probably see people move away from using the word in the near future.

I guess it just often happens that way. People will misuse and abuse any kind of term that originated as nothing more than a medically accurate, quite neutral description of a mental or physical condition. And "autism" is especially handy in that context, because the condition itself is so faceted, which in turn means you can apply it to just about anybody who is maybe just a bit odd or struggles with social cues.



>and while advertisements like >>42013 might elicit giggles, I doubt that the majority of people with disabilities would find the use of the word "retard" disrespectful in that context

As you can see in the advert, their hearts were in the right place. The National Association for Retarded Citizens was a charity promoting the inclusion of people with mental disabilities into society, and a good 30 years before everybody was grandstanding inclusion like they do today. It is only unfortunate retrospectively that they called themselves a charity for "retarded" citizens. They now go by The Arc of the United States, with "Arc" still being somewhat of an acronym of their old name.
>> No. 42037 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 5:46 pm
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>>42035

>It is only unfortunate retrospectively that they called themselves a charity for "retarded" citizens.

See also: Scope, formerly known as the National Spastics Society.
>> No. 42038 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 6:42 pm
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And people started using "scoper" as an insult not long after. It's an unwinnable fight, I'm telling you. Although certainly, you don't hear people getting called scopers that often.
>> No. 42039 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 8:46 pm
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>>42009
He wasn't fired for saying it. He was fired for posting it on twitter, saying he would take the posts down at a misconduct meeting but then not and instead going on to say more. The case he had falls apart on closer inspection.

If you want to experiment on .gs then I find it much funnier to insert lines into stories to slightly distort the perception of reality you lot have.

>>42034
I once saw attached in and office and at the time I scoffed at political correctness gone mad but little did I know that the mind-virus was there and now when I get frustrated I start to sound like I'm from the 1970s.

So I speak from experiance when I say that I bet you probably can correct language through a mixture of hip alternatives and just not being an arsehole. Even on imageboards I rarely hear "faggot" anymore so society is changing, I imagine calling someone autistic and so on will go the same way.
>> No. 42040 Anonymous
17th January 2025
Friday 11:14 pm
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>>42039

I don't know. I'm generally not a fan of being told what I can and can't say.

I am not normally somebody who doesn't care about offensive language, but let me arrive at the realisation myself. Otherwise, I'll just feel like you are thought policing, and who died and made you king anyway.

Time to stop shitposting and get another beer from the fridge.
>> No. 42047 Anonymous
22nd January 2025
Wednesday 1:56 pm
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/wetherspoons-fan-spends-500-16-30817709
>> No. 42048 Anonymous
22nd January 2025
Wednesday 2:39 pm
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>>42047

Which one of you is going to slide into her DMs?
>> No. 42049 Anonymous
22nd January 2025
Wednesday 3:13 pm
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>>42048

Broken Britain.

To quote George Carlin, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
>> No. 42050 Anonymous
22nd January 2025
Wednesday 3:45 pm
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>>42048
She looks like she smells. Guarantee you'd gag if you caught a whiff of her minge.
>> No. 42051 Anonymous
22nd January 2025
Wednesday 7:04 pm
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How is the law such that you have to opt in before internet cookies are stored on your device but britfa.gs is allowed to write grotesque images of oversized female gargoyles to your hard drive without even a workable opt out?
>> No. 42054 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 12:50 pm
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>>42050

>Guarantee you'd gag if you caught a whiff of her minge

Can't be any worse than the stale sweat under her boobs and stomach.
>> No. 42055 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 2:27 pm
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>>42054

You lads need to sort your lives out.
>> No. 42056 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 2:52 pm
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Imagine checking your fingernail after scraping it along her belly. You'd scrape so much gunk.
>> No. 42057 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 3:16 pm
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Longstanding issues. For all you know, that could be my mum.
>> No. 42058 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 3:45 pm
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>>42057

She's 23, so I'm guessing not.

>>42056

Om nom nom.
>> No. 42060 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 9:05 pm
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>>42059
That'd hardly be the time to break into an Oasis routine.
>> No. 42062 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 10:06 pm
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>>42059
>>42061
lol

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 42064 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 10:16 pm
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>>42059
See, your anguish and loathing in the face of Axel Rudakubana's actions rings hollow when it's obvious you're just as weird, violent and bloodthirsty as he is.

>Queer Stalin
If only... that'd sort this bloody country out.
>> No. 42065 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 10:18 pm
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>>42059

Fuck's sake mate. It wasn't a darkie that did Hungerford or Dunblane. Immigration might be a problem, I dunno, but what's definitely a problem is the complete rot in our public services.

Everyone who knew Andy Copacabana was well aware that he was a ticking timebomb, but no public service did anything useful to manage his risk - not social services, not mental health, not the probation or youth offending services, not Prevent. They all passed the buck, not because of some kind of politically correct wog coddling, but because they don't have the resources and because nobody is held accountable for these catastrophes.

There are dozens of murders every year, most of which don't make the national news, which would have been entirely preventable with the right intervention. If you read the coroner's reports and the court transcripts, you see the same story playing out again and again - known to services, history of violence, parents begging for help. It's not going to stop until we refuse to accept the usual platitudes about "lessons will be learned" and demand actual change to the services that are supposed to protect us.

https://www.hundredfamilies.org/the-victims/
>> No. 42068 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 10:30 pm
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>>42067
>white men kill kids too
You can feel the pride emanating from his post!
>> No. 42069 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 10:31 pm
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>>42066
>See, you want the entire country to be full of third world violent fighting age men just like him

See, you're just scared that you might get beaten up by a teenager, and never live it down.
>> No. 42070 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 10:33 pm
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>>42066

>you want the entire country to be full of third world violent fighting age men just like him

As the one constantly reminding everyone that immigration is an anti-working class policy and any good lefty government should be in favour of reducing it, I think you are jumping to some very stretched conclusions here.

Is 4chan /pol/ tourist a new bit one of you thinks is funny or are we genuinely just getting Mail-pilled spastick retards posting here these days?
>> No. 42072 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 10:45 pm
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Modding from my phone is a pain in the arse. Do you want his next posts removed as I see them or do you prefer them be left up? I'm going to keep banning him either way but I'm busy.
>> No. 42073 Anonymous
24th January 2025
Friday 4:41 am
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>>42072
What bothers me most is that the news story doesn't really fit with the theme of this thread.
>> No. 42187 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 12:48 pm
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>Oil tanker and cargo ship collide in North Sea

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9q4129reqgo

Eee, by 'eck. Better cancel that trip to Cleethorpes lads.

I know this is hardly pointless news but we don't have a news general and it amuses me to post serious news like it's not.
>> No. 42188 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 2:14 pm
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>>42187
Just make a new thread. We're like hoarders who end up living in a corner of their lounge because every other room is too full of old newpapers and cat skeletons.
>> No. 42189 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 3:59 pm
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>>42187
That's a lot of smoke on the water.
>> No. 42190 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 4:14 pm
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>>42188

Speak for yourself. I'm not a hoarder, I just collect ephemera.
>> No. 42191 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 9:26 pm
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>>42187
>Ship carrying highly toxic chemical hit tanker transporting jet fuel for US military

I would like to stop living in interesting times now please.
>> No. 42192 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 12:32 am
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>>42191

Just avoid fresh fish for a while.
>> No. 42193 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 10:23 am
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>The captain of a cargo ship arrested after a collision with a tanker in the North Sea is a Russian national, the ship's owner has confirmed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30mj5gq9d5o

Shenanigans!
>> No. 42194 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 1:22 pm
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>>42193

Can jet fuel melt steel hulls? Definitely foul play afoot here. Question is why would the US sabotage their own ship when they are trying to get cozy with the Russians.
>> No. 42195 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 8:09 pm
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>>42194

>Can jet fuel melt steel hulls?

Yes. TW: engineering pedantry.

Jet A burns at 1030°C in open air, but it'll burn at up to 2230°C with enough airflow. Typical steel alloys fully liquefy at between 1450°C and 1500°C, but they lose most of their strength above about 800°C. Steel starts glowing red hot at about 600°C and blacksmiths do most of their work at between 850°C and 1100°C. The invention of the jet engine is inextricably tied to the invention of inconel, an alloy with much higher temperature resistance than steel.

The fact that the captain is Russian just increases my confidence in my initial assumption that he was shitfaced.
>> No. 42196 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 8:55 pm
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>>42195
>TW
>> No. 42197 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 11:16 pm
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>>42195

What you describe was probably also the culprit in bringing down the World Trade Center towers on 9/11. The internal steel structure of the buildings was well equipped to survive even the impact of a fully loaded commercial passenger jet at a few hundred miles an hour. Because otherwise, the towers probably would have collapsed almost immediately. But what models showed in the years after 9/11 was that the heat from burning jet fuel probably reduced the rigidity of steel members at the centre of the towers, to where they became structurally unsound and could no longer support the weight of the dozens of floors above the impact zones. Steel can start losing its rigidity at much lower temperatures than the ones needed by a blacksmith to work it. And if that steel is meant to support thousands of tons of weight, then it can fail much quicker.
>> No. 42198 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 12:20 am
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>>42196

I could commit gross negligence manslaughter on some chips right now. Those look like exactly the right kind of bad chips - crispy bordering on leathery from sitting under a heat lamp, absolute perfection when drenched in vinegar. School dinner chips, works canteen chips, greasy spoon chips, burger van chips, the Proustian madeleine of chips. Chips.
>> No. 42199 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 8:06 am
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>>42195
>>42197

I'm surprised neither of you seemed to notice I was riffing on the whole 9/11 inside job thermite conspiracy guff in the first place. I thought you lads are sharper than this.
>> No. 42200 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 9:12 am
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>>42199

I assumed they did but didn't think it worth mentioning.
>> No. 42201 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 10:00 am
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>>42199
9/11 was about 25 years ago. It'd be about as fresh and relevant as making jokes about the moon landings when 9/11 actually happened.
>> No. 42202 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 11:14 am
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I think everyone knows what someone's on about when they say "can jet fuel melt x.

>>42201
.gs is a lot of things, but fresh and relevant it is not.
>> No. 42203 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 12:18 pm
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Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard.
>> No. 42204 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 10:31 am
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>>42203

That's not how that joke goes.

It's "Did you know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach".

The one with Diana goes, did you know that Diana was on the radio right before her death? And on the dashboard, and the centre console.
>> No. 42205 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 10:37 am
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>>42204
I think you're showing your age with that one.

Did you know that Jill Dando's husband wanted to paint their front door a different colour? She was dead against it.
>> No. 42206 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 10:53 am
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>>42205

>I think you're showing your age with that one.

Oh, younglad.


Here's another one.

Why did Jimmy Savile go to H&M? - he heard that all children's pants were half off.
>> No. 42207 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 12:48 pm
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>>42203
They found her Head and Shoulders ON the dashboard, not in, but otherwise, that is exactly how I have always heard that joke and I will back you up on this.

Michael Jackson’s going on holiday to Florida this summer. He’s going to Tampa with the kids.
>> No. 42208 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 12:56 pm
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>>42207

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little Boy Blew.

Little Boy Blew Who?

Michael Jackson.
>> No. 42210 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 1:27 pm
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Michael Barrymore's said he isn't doing panto this season. "I did Aladdin a few years back and I've never heard the end of it."
>> No. 42211 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 1:28 pm
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>>42207

>They found her Head and Shoulders ON the dashboard, not in

Technically, it's probably a question of impact velocity. Remember that if a car stops abruptly, then your body as an inert mass will keep going forward at the speed you were travelling. Especially if you don't belt up.
>> No. 42214 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 7:40 pm
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>The boss of online clothing brand Snag has told the BBC it gets more than 100 complaints a day that the models in its adverts are "too fat".

>Mrs Thom says she was "bombarded with images of obese girls in tights" after buying from Snag when she was pregnant.

>"I see Snag tights plastering these morbidly obese people all over social media," she says.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2xjd41g33o

Don't all subscribe at once lads.
>> No. 42215 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 9:31 pm
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>>42214
All the chunky lasses I know already wear Snag tights.
>> No. 42216 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 9:57 am
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>>42214
Why the long face? Fat people getting her down?
>> No. 42217 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 12:13 pm
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>>42216
She's right though. It's a double standard to ban extremely underweight women while allowing women who are extremely overweight and ASA's defence of only one being 'aspirational' in our society doesn't preclude the other normalising being dangerously overweight.
>> No. 42218 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 8:33 am
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>>42217
I think the aspirational thing is right though. If you go to an ED ward, there'll be a lot of young people there because they have pathological need to be dangerously thin. You'll rarely (if ever) find someone there with a pathological need to be dangerously fat.

If you turn on the TV, there's a good chance there'll be shows on weight loss, but none about weight gain.

When magazines touch up models on Photoshop, it is almost always done to make the models more slender, than to make them bigger.

If you walk down the street with a BMI of 17, you're not as likely to get nasty comments about being underweight, than the nasty comments you'd get about being overweight with a BMI of 37.

I agree that being dangerously overweight is an issue, especially because as a society we're getting fatter. But outside of HAES loons and the feedism community, there isn't that demand from society for people to gain weight. But there absolutely is a demand from society for people to lose weight.

I'm not saying losing weight is innately bad, but as EDs have gotten massively more common, especially amongst those who use social media, I think banning dangerously skinny models is more worthwhile and virtuous than banning dangerously fat models.

Front page of Snag is a thin model, and the words "Sizes 4-38". You click through to the storefront, this is the first row. Of the four, that's two slim to normal women, an "acceptable" fat woman, and a dangerously overweight woman. The marketing materials, going back months, have shown a mix of models from slim to very fat. I think if he she has such a moral issue with the promotion of dangerously overweight models, it would have been clear from the offset that the company doesn't have an issue with that. If it's so problematic, why buy from there?

Anyway this probably sounds like fatlad/chaserlad cope, I just think there's a more pernicious element in society that makes vulnerable people chase thinness at expense of their mental and physical health, compared to an element making people chase fatness, which is why banning dangerously skinny models is more necessary at this point in time than banning dangerously fat ones.
>> No. 42219 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 3:26 pm
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>>42218

I do see what you are saying, but I think you have to draw a line under it at some point and acknowledge when the reality has shifted.

If you were saying that in 2010 you'd arguably be more correct, but nowadays thin isn't as aspirational as it used to be, adverts and general fashion has been on board the body positivity train for at least a decade by now. I think it has very much crossed the Rubicon where the irresponsibility of telling birds it's absolutely 100% fine to be as much of a morbidly obese fat arse as you want, is definitely doing more damage than the damage it was doing telling lasses they had to be a terrifying angular skeleton hag 15-20 years ago.

You have to acknowledge that on top of that, for as many people as it was harming to set the unrealistic expectation of skinniness, people never had a problem getting morbidly obese entirely of their own accord. Obesity has been steadily climbing in this time frame. The reality is that even back then, obesity was still a more widespread problem, and only moreso now. It's not one or the other, but one is definitely a far bigger issue (ha).

This tends to be a problem with a lot of social justice trends and it's one of the biggest reasons I have been critical of a lot of them despite fundamentally supporting their aims. They either refuse to acknowledge a material, objective, statistical reality in favour of the ideology, or they start off being correct but then refuse to update it later on when the milestone has changed, and carry on with the same dogmatic assumptions. At that point they cross from a force for good into an ideological tumour, a cancerous growth on public discourse that contributes to the buzz of misinformation and division.
>> No. 42221 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 4:33 pm
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No prizes for guessing who that MP is.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/uk-liberal-democrat-ed-davey-canada-support-1.7481537
>> No. 42222 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 5:02 pm
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Whatever happened to that CANZUK thing? I know people who voted for Brexit because they were over-optimistic about a free trade/freedom of movement deal with our commonwealth bros.
>> No. 42223 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 5:06 pm
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>>42221
I think Ed Davey might actually be my favourite politician at the minute.

He's living his best life.
>> No. 42224 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 5:11 pm
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His party is already crossing the benches.

>Popular Lib Dem given stern dressing down after crossing the floor for a stroke
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/popular-lib-dem-given-stern-34900105
>> No. 42226 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 7:28 am
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TikTokers call for 'chubby filter' to be banned

TikTok users have told the BBC they think a viral tool which makes people appear overweight should be banned from the platform.

Known as a "chubby filter", the artificial intelligence (AI) tool takes a photo of a person and edits their appearance to look as though they have put on weight.

Many people have shared their before and after images on the platform with jokes about how different they look - however others say it is a form of "body shaming" and should not be permitted.

Experts have also warned the filter could fuel a "toxic diet culture" online and potentially contribute to eating disorders.


Can we not make it mandatory?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gmvjvv6vjo
>> No. 42227 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 11:13 am
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>TikTok users have told the BBC they think a viral tool which makes people appear overweight should be banned from the platform.

When did this become the automatic reaction to everything?
>> No. 42228 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 11:48 am
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AI tools are so good an enabling scammers and flirting with depressed lads. I hope our whole economy is restructured around them!
>> No. 42229 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 3:02 pm
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>>42227

I think they started banning books in the mid 1600s.
>> No. 42230 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 3:31 pm
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>>42229

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_Librorum_Prohibitorum

>The Index Librorum Prohibitorum (English: Index of Forbidden Books) was a changing list of publications deemed heretical or contrary to morality by the Sacred Congregation of the Index (a former dicastery of the Roman Curia); Catholics were forbidden to print or read them, subject to the local bishop.[1] Catholic states could enact laws to adapt or adopt the list and enforce it.

>The Index was active from 1560 to 1966.[2][3][4] It banned thousands of book titles and blacklisted publications, including the works of Europe's intellectual elites.[5][6][7]
>> No. 42231 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 5:09 pm
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>>42230

I am surprised to discover that I accidentally own several books on that list.

And have seen a musical adaptation of one of them. And a Disney cartoon of another.
>> No. 42232 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 5:51 pm
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>>42231

The musical of Spinoza's Tractatus Theologico-Politicus is banging.
>> No. 42233 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 7:10 pm
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>>42230

The presence on that list of Mills's Principles of Political Economy is fascinating and deeply revealing.
>> No. 42234 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 5:08 am
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>An “obsessed” Eastwood man who stalked a Babestation model and spent £30,000 on her OnlyFans account believed he was in a real relationship with her. Nottingham Crown Court heard how, over a two-year period, married Mark Inkster bombarded Alice Goodwin with more than 11,000 messages in which he professed his undying love for her.

>He also found her address and sent flowers, birthday, Christmas and Valentine's cards to the 38-year-old victim, who is the ex-wife of former Notts County footballer and reality TV star Jermaine Pennant. In one message, the deluded 43-year-old, who believed he was in an actual relationship with the 38-year-old victim, said: “I could just imagine your face if (I) turned up at your doorstep.”

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/married-man-spent-30k-babestation-10041324

You know, I'm kind of surprised there aren't more cases of obsessive stalkers and OnlyFans models.
>> No. 42235 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 7:50 am
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>>42234

I'm sure my perspective is considered problematic. But I would be interested in if he was lead on at all and how much money he had sent before she decided his attention was a problem.

The burden for me for what is an exploitative parasocial relationship of what isn't just deserts/reasonable expectations for the 'stalker' at that point is quite high.

I'll put it another way. Do you think she has any guilt about taking his money/would prefer to return it out of principle?
>> No. 42236 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 8:30 am
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>>42232
Shame that Disney's Myth of the 20th Century will forever be in the Vault.
>> No. 42237 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 10:14 am
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>>42235
OF seems to require striking a very fine balance. You need to engage with your simps to get them to spend more. But if you engage too much with one particular simp, he might start thinking he's special to you and get obsessed.

Really you have to be conservative with your exploitation of whales.
>> No. 42238 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 10:16 am
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>>42237
Don't most of them employ someone else to do the chatting for them?
>> No. 42239 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 10:30 am
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>>42238
The rich ones will, but remember: most of them aren't making millions.
>> No. 42241 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 4:16 pm
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>>42235

It's just the thing where women will happily let you buy them a drink and then just walk off, on a larger scale. They feel no guilt or shame in it and on principle, in technicality, they shouldn't; because after all, you offered them the drink. They were under no obligation to stick around for a chat- Except that's not how it works and never has been, and if we're actually honest with ourselves, everyone knows that when somebody buys you a drink what they really mean is can we have a chat. It's like a social etiquette equivalent of a tax loophole, on paper you're doing nothing wrong but the mens rea is absolutely there.

This isn't a specific male female thing, because I am sure if you try you can find examples the other way around, that I am just blind to because of my male perspective, but it is a symptom of just how alienated and transactional our society is becoming.

In extreme cases like this though, I can see it more like how the gambling industry has fought tooth and nail to avoid regulation, and now they have to put up those perfunctory "gamble aware" links and all that shite. In a lot of cases I think they are very clearly exploiting the same kind of weakness in people. They can play innocent and say they are not actively trying to exploit people, but they are often knowingly taking the money of somebody who clearly has a problem. Kind of like when a bar has to stop serving you because you clearly already had too much, that kind of thing.
>> No. 42242 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 2:56 am
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>Six Russian tourists have died and 39 people have been rescued after a submarine sank near the resort of Hurghada, the latest in a series of fatal accidents involving tourists on Egypt’s Red Sea coast.
>The incident, involving a 44-seater recreational vessel operated by Sindbad Submarines, occurred in waters less than a mile offshore from Hurghada’s Marriott hotel resort.
>There have been several deadly accidents in the area in recent years, raising questions over safety standards. In November, a dive boat capsized off the coast of Marsa Alam, south of Hurghada, leaving four dead and seven missing. In June 2024, two dozen French tourists were safely evacuated before their boat sank in a similar incident. In 2023, three British tourists died after a fire broke out on their yacht, engulfing it in flames.

I wouldn't blame any of the victims for what happened to them. However, "Egyptian tourist submarine" is easily as intimidating and violent a phrase as any grindcore band name ever thought of.
>> No. 42243 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 4:17 pm
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>>42242
>You're as much use as a chocolate teapot
>You're as useful as a helicopter ejector seat
>You're as trustworthy as an Egyptian tourist submarine
>> No. 42244 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 11:55 pm
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>>42243
There are helis with ejector seats, they trigger small explosives to detach the rotor blades first.
>> No. 42245 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 11:55 pm
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>>42243
There are helis with ejector seats, they trigger small explosives to detach the rotor blades first.
>> No. 42246 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 12:41 pm
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Does anywhere still do April Fool’s Day stories? I have seen a lot fewer of them in recent years, and I think it’s because the current climate means that we see fake news all year round and joke stories aren’t funny any more. But there must be a few around.
>> No. 42247 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 1:15 pm
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Turns out it’s not just me noticing the paucity of prankishness compared to previous years: https://bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8rxm0nrz9o
>> No. 42248 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 2:23 pm
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iirc the comedy April 1st news story was on it's way out by the end of the previous decade. I'm rather glad of that, as they were almost never even remotely funny. Plus an alarming number of people online are either wilfully devious liars seeking to manipulate others, or deeply creduluous morons who will begin openly talking of violent sedition after a couple of 9:16 "sissifys". The former will happily use a cropped headline about something that never happened to trick the latter, and no media organisation wants to see words written in their signature typeface used as an excuse to send digital death threats, or actual pipe bombs, to politicians.
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1st April 2025
Tuesday 6:22 pm
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>A British tourist who disappeared after a stag do in the Spanish resort of Benidorm has been found.

>Jason Taylor, 36, had been partying with friends in Alicante, and was last seen at Alicante-Elche Airport on Saturday morning. He was due to fly back to Birmingham at 10.30am, but never boarded the easyJet flight.

https://The Metro is owned by the Daily Mail./2025/04/01/british-man-stag-missing-benidorm-failing-catch-flight-home-22828612/

There's no way of saying this without being mean, but that is not a 36-year-old man
>> No. 42250 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 6:47 pm
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Jason Alexander was 30 when Seinfeld first aired.

Which reminds me of this https://seinfelt.acrobat.com/
>> No. 42251 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 8:03 pm
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>>42250
Yeah but everyone knows teenagers in the 70s looked like they were already in their late 40s.
>> No. 42252 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 8:33 pm
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I look a bit like that, and I'm roughly that age. I shan't be doxxing myself, thank you very much, but I saved this picture because of how scarily like me it looks, and I was probably only 32-33 when I did that.
>> No. 42253 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 9:18 pm
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Using modern computer technology the wizzes at .gs can do an age reversal simulation to what a standard 36 year old should look like.
>> No. 42254 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 7:30 pm
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>A 12-year-old boy has invented a new card game which has become a hit across the world.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3r8l1wqlj3o

I don't know if I'm being cynical, but when I see a story like this I see a public school kid whose parents have made this happen.
>> No. 42256 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 7:50 pm
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>>42255
U fuckin wot?
>> No. 42257 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 7:56 pm
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>>42256
I was mistaken.
>> No. 42258 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 9:14 pm
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>>42254
No I'm sure he did all those graphics and arranged the manufacturing and distribution himself. You're just jealous.
>> No. 42259 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 10:10 pm
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>>42258

And maybe if his parents had tried harder in life, then he wouldn't have to be jealous in the first place.
>> No. 42260 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 7:09 am
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>>42259

Deeply lazy trolling effort.
>> No. 42312 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 11:29 am
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Police raid barbers and vape shops suspected of being fronts for crime gangs

I for one am shocked. Here's me thinking that Turkish barbers and vape shops were upstanding businesses serving their local community, but apparently some of them might be money-laundering fronts staffed by illegal immigrants.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3677xzk56no
>> No. 42313 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 11:35 am
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>>42312
There was this article earlier in the week about a small town in Wales (population c. 6,000) where there has been an application to open a new barbershop.

>13 barber shops are now open in this small part of a Welsh town, and people aren't happy

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/barber-shops-flood-small-welsh-31377787

I'm sure it's all legit.
>> No. 42314 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 5:13 pm
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>>42312
>>42313
It was only last month that I'd posted here about trying to avoid dodgy barbershops. Is the government reading our posts for policy ideas?
>> No. 42315 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 10:17 pm
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>>42314
It was only 2 months ago that someone was banned here for saying this sort of thing is going on. They probably said it in a distasteful manner but, well, you know.
>> No. 42316 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 2:04 am
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>Everyone's jumping on the AI doll trend - but what are the concerns?

>When scrolling through social media, you may have recently seen friends and family appearing in miniature. It's part of a new trend where people use generative artificial intelligence (AI) tools like ChatGPT and Copilot to re-package themselves - literally - as pocket-sized dolls and action figures. It has taken off online, with brands and influencers dabbling in creating their mini-me. But some are urging people to steer clear of the seemingly innocent trend, saying fear of missing out shouldn't override concerns about AI's energy and data use.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yg690e9eno

Utter fluff article.
>> No. 42317 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 2:59 pm
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>>42316
Yeah, but look at that woman in your image. Phwoar.
>> No. 42318 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 4:23 pm
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>>42317
I was surprised at how much it was able to pick up on. The subheading was something Gemini came up with before I realised it still can't handle generating written word - are we bad at Sunday roasts and the LLM can pick up on it?
>> No. 42319 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 4:51 pm
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>>42318

They say that AI art is soulless, but it has perfectly captured the mournful expression that characterises British life in 2025 - quiet resignation to a life of passive-aggressive emails from Gemma in HR, being on first name terms with the bloke at Dominos, and not being able to fit into a 90s hatchback.

I'm not fat and I am bald, but I'm wearing that exact outfit. I have never cooked a Sunday roast.
>> No. 42320 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 5:28 pm
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>>42319
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/one-pan_chicken_68593

Change things here and there as you see fit, but this is easier than tying your shoes and tastes pretty good. However, your greatest sin is not supporting local takeaways.
>> No. 42321 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 6:25 pm
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>>42320
I have some thirty years of shoe-tying experience but still feel wholly unqualified to follow that recipe from step two onwards.
>> No. 42322 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 9:21 pm
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>>42321
Men like you are why I'm this board's number one misandrist.
>> No. 42348 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 7:31 am
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>>42321
Mate the entire recipe is just saying "Slather everything with oil, make sure the veggies are too, throw some salt and pepper on it and lemon if you prefer (no thanks) and then chuck it all in the oven for X minutes. "

Did none of your parents ever teach you to cook? What was your mum doing when you were a teenager?

I'm making sunday dinner tomorrow. Can't wait. I'm making lamb and orzo with cumberland sausage toad in the hole, stuffing, mash and roasted veggies.
>> No. 42359 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 4:03 pm
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>>42348
Putting me into local authority care.
>> No. 42478 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 8:42 pm
42478 Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind’ from the Dutch
https://www.brusselstimes.com/belgium/1595046/belgians-accused-of-stealing-wind-from-the-dutch

>A Dutch weather forecaster has accused Belgium of inadvertently stealing wind from its neighbours’ wind turbines in the North Sea.

>Wind farms in Belgium are reportedly taking up to 3% of wind energy from Dutch installations, according to Remco Verzijlbergh, CEO of Dutch weather forecasting service Whiffle.

The rest of the article is paywalled and I don't care about reading it anyway, so that's all you're getting from me.
>> No. 42482 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 8:19 pm
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>Pop Idol star Rik Waller unrecognisable with brand-new career 24 years later

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/pop-idol-star-rik-waller-35302007

He looks exactly the same.
>> No. 42483 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 8:28 pm
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>>42482

I don't recognise him.
>> No. 42484 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 8:34 pm
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>>42483
RIK WALLER, THE BIG LAD OFF POP IDOL.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfRcEtTaY9s
>> No. 42485 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 10:44 pm
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>exam invigilator

Isn't that something teachers do over the school holidays to earn beer money?

I was going to take the piss further and compare it to being a lollipop man but it turns out they earn £6,979.57 a year for 2 hours work during the school weekdays. I'm tempted to see if I can swing it with work now.
>> No. 42632 Anonymous
5th July 2025
Saturday 11:52 am
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>‘Pantherman’ striking fear as he leaps from behind gravestones in Merseyside

>A person dressed in a catsuit has been terrorising locals after being spotted stalking people along secluded paths and reportedly leaping out from behind gravestones. The mysterious figure, dressed in a skin-tight black cat suit and mask, was captured on camera meowing and writhing on the ground near Wallasey Beach, Merseyside.

>Footage shows the person wriggling under a fence near a Harvester pub in the Wirral before prancing along a path. Another video shows people in a car screaming as the figure approaches close by. Residents claim he resembles a ‘banshee,’ ‘urban jaguar’ and even a ‘gimp’ and locals like Abbie Gilbert have said the community are trying to hunt ‘him or it’ down.
https://The Metro is owned by the Daily Mail./2025/07/04/mystery-person-big-cat-gimp-costume-terrifies-locals-merseyside-23576862/

I see furrylad has been keeping himself busy.
>> No. 42633 Anonymous
5th July 2025
Saturday 12:26 pm
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>Harmless weirdo bringing a bit of myth and legend to his town, hunted down and beaten by the local community.
On the face of it, life could be more intriguing with these people around.
>> No. 42683 Anonymous
1st August 2025
Friday 8:38 pm
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>A well-meaning city woman has been scolded by the council over unauthorised sausage rolls she sold at a neighbourhood yard sale.

https://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/25352296.woman-slapped-food-hygiene-letter-yard-sale-sausage-rolls/

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