I challenge you to find the existing thread for such strories.

>>36632
It's about 1,850 posts long, it's time for a new thread.

>>36633
Your mum needs a new thread IYKWIM

>>36636
I'd give her a few days, she's just had a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.

>Gardaí are investigating the death of an elderly man in Carlow town, whose body was brought into a post office by two other men, in what appeared to be an attempt to claim the deceased man’s pension.

>The bizarre series of events began when a man entered the post office premises of Hosey’s shop and post office on Staplestown Road at about 11.30 am on Friday, seeking to collect the weekly pension on behalf of another man. He was informed by a staff member that the man himself would have to be present if payment of the pension was to be made.

>This man left and a short time later two men, accompanied by a third man in his 60s, entered the post office. These two men are appear have sought pension payment for the third man, who appeared to be propped up. A woman who had become suspicious of the men’s movements alerted a post office staff member and no cash was handed over. The body of the deceased was then left at the scene when the two men fled after suspicions were raised.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/garda%C3%AD-investigating-after-man-s-body-used-in-apparent-attempt-to-claim-pension-1.4782598

>Janet says at one point her pet dog Kirby ate one of her ears
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-60317898

>>36959
I'm willing to bet at least 50% of .gs userbase would fuck that.

>>36962

We do have some standards m8. She looks like someone put a garden gnome in the microwave.

>>36962

When did 50% of .gs become Adam Pearson?

I know you're a bunch of no-class misanthropes but mocking people with genetic disorders does seem like a new low. Not to be a no-fun Nicolas, but there has to be a line somewhere.

>>36967
It doesn't fit with the point of the thread, either.

>>36967
Thanks for being my moral compass, I really appreciate it and will never take the piss out of anyone else because who knows what problems they face.

Thanks for making me a better person.

>>36967

>>36970

Give it a rest.

Funky brownies can or ordered by mail now? I would love this.

>Residents on quiet Barnsley street speechless after discovering their estate is shaped as a penis

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/residents-quiet-barnsley-street-speechless-23192571

Yep.

>>37466
Fucking Juggalos

>>37466
She's kind of fit without all the shit.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mum-britains-biggest-eyebrows-looks-26373599

Sounds like she did the whole thing to get Tiktok famous.

>>37565

Right, but we still need to address the tacky tattoos.

>>37588
>Sammie-Jo Halliford, from Grimsby,

>On Friday, March 11, I decided to see how long it would take me to travel from Northallerton to Sheffield

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/rode-train-north-south-yorkshire-23365681

He's at it again.

>A Yorkshire burger van owner has promoted his business on Mother’s Day by featuring missing tot Madeleine McCann and her mum.

>The Otley Burger Company in Boroughgate, Leeds, wrote: “With burgers this good, you’ll leave your kids at home. What’s the worst that could happen [sic] Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there.”

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/yorkshire-burger-van-promotes-mothers-23515941

>>38037
LOL

(A good day to you Sir!)

Mum furious as son's Toby Carvery foot-long hot dog looks like 'ET's finger'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-furious-sons-toby-carvery-26773452

Dublin man goes to Lidl for milk and comes out with remote control forklift

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/dublin-man-goes-lidl-milk-24121724

>>38640
The thing that makes this the perfect fit for this thread is that not only is it just "we asked people what they bought in the middle aisle", they probably had to overlook what was actually in the middle aisle to do it.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dublin-grocery-store-shoppers-glimpse-viking-history-beneath-their-feet-180976150/

>Kids climb over fence to enjoy closed West Park splash area

https://www.hullPlease don't ban me.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/kids-climb-over-fence-enjoy-7459018

>>39099

>"Park facilities will re-open once the travellers have left."

Also, a classic:

This Morning is completely fucking mental. Holly Willoughby once interviewed a sex robot.

>>39100
Does the gilfy cripple have an OF?