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>> No. 36631 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 8:22 am
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Pensioner blames £3 M&S tuna and sweetcorn sandwich for 'terrible tummy ache'

https://www.hullPlease don't ban me.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/pensioner-blames-3-ms-tuna-6458790

That's it. That's literally it. A pensioner ate a sandwich and got tummy ache. It's never dull in Hull.

I challenge you lads to find a more pointless news story than this.
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>> No. 36632 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 8:26 am
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I challenge you to find the existing thread for such strories.
>> No. 36633 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 8:28 am
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>>36632
It's about 1,850 posts long, it's time for a new thread.
>> No. 36636 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 9:17 am
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>>36633
Your mum needs a new thread IYKWIM
>> No. 36637 Anonymous
13th January 2022
Thursday 9:29 am
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>>36636
I'd give her a few days, she's just had a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.
>> No. 36697 Anonymous
21st January 2022
Friday 10:27 pm
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>Gardaí are investigating the death of an elderly man in Carlow town, whose body was brought into a post office by two other men, in what appeared to be an attempt to claim the deceased man’s pension.

>The bizarre series of events began when a man entered the post office premises of Hosey’s shop and post office on Staplestown Road at about 11.30 am on Friday, seeking to collect the weekly pension on behalf of another man. He was informed by a staff member that the man himself would have to be present if payment of the pension was to be made.

>This man left and a short time later two men, accompanied by a third man in his 60s, entered the post office. These two men are appear have sought pension payment for the third man, who appeared to be propped up. A woman who had become suspicious of the men’s movements alerted a post office staff member and no cash was handed over. The body of the deceased was then left at the scene when the two men fled after suspicions were raised.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/garda%C3%AD-investigating-after-man-s-body-used-in-apparent-attempt-to-claim-pension-1.4782598
>> No. 36959 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 7:40 pm
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>Janet says at one point her pet dog Kirby ate one of her ears
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-60317898
>> No. 36962 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:21 pm
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>>36959
I'm willing to bet at least 50% of .gs userbase would fuck that.
>> No. 36965 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:40 pm
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>>36962

We do have some standards m8. She looks like someone put a garden gnome in the microwave.
>> No. 36966 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:41 pm
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>>36962

When did 50% of .gs become Adam Pearson?
>> No. 36967 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:49 pm
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I know you're a bunch of no-class misanthropes but mocking people with genetic disorders does seem like a new low. Not to be a no-fun Nicolas, but there has to be a line somewhere.
>> No. 36969 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:54 pm
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>>36967
It doesn't fit with the point of the thread, either.
>> No. 36970 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>36967
Thanks for being my moral compass, I really appreciate it and will never take the piss out of anyone else because who knows what problems they face.

Thanks for making me a better person.
>> No. 36971 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 10:11 pm
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>>36967


>> No. 36972 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 10:12 pm
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>>36970

Give it a rest.
>> No. 36973 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 11:35 pm
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>> No. 37028 Anonymous
18th February 2022
Friday 3:00 pm
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Funky brownies can or ordered by mail now? I would love this.
>> No. 37283 Anonymous
26th February 2022
Saturday 5:30 pm
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>Residents on quiet Barnsley street speechless after discovering their estate is shaped as a penis

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/residents-quiet-barnsley-street-speechless-23192571
>> No. 37466 Anonymous
1st March 2022
Tuesday 7:02 pm
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Yep.
>> No. 37472 Anonymous
1st March 2022
Tuesday 8:06 pm
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>>37466
Fucking Juggalos
>> No. 37565 Anonymous
4th March 2022
Friday 4:59 pm
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>>37466
She's kind of fit without all the shit.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mum-britains-biggest-eyebrows-looks-26373599

Sounds like she did the whole thing to get Tiktok famous.
>> No. 37588 Anonymous
5th March 2022
Saturday 10:26 am
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>>37565

Right, but we still need to address the tacky tattoos.
>> No. 37589 Anonymous
5th March 2022
Saturday 10:55 am
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>>37588
>Sammie-Jo Halliford, from Grimsby,
>> No. 37779 Anonymous
13th March 2022
Sunday 12:32 am
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>On Friday, March 11, I decided to see how long it would take me to travel from Northallerton to Sheffield

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/rode-train-north-south-yorkshire-23365681
>> No. 38037 Anonymous
27th March 2022
Sunday 8:30 pm
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He's at it again.

>A Yorkshire burger van owner has promoted his business on Mother’s Day by featuring missing tot Madeleine McCann and her mum.

>The Otley Burger Company in Boroughgate, Leeds, wrote: “With burgers this good, you’ll leave your kids at home. What’s the worst that could happen [sic] Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there.”

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/yorkshire-burger-van-promotes-mothers-23515941
>> No. 38038 Anonymous
27th March 2022
Sunday 8:44 pm
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>>38037
LOL

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 38279 Anonymous
23rd April 2022
Saturday 9:02 am
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Mum furious as son's Toby Carvery foot-long hot dog looks like 'ET's finger'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-furious-sons-toby-carvery-26773452
>> No. 38640 Anonymous
3rd June 2022
Friday 8:55 pm
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Dublin man goes to Lidl for milk and comes out with remote control forklift

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/dublin-man-goes-lidl-milk-24121724
>> No. 38647 Anonymous
4th June 2022
Saturday 1:40 am
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>>38640
The thing that makes this the perfect fit for this thread is that not only is it just "we asked people what they bought in the middle aisle", they probably had to overlook what was actually in the middle aisle to do it.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dublin-grocery-store-shoppers-glimpse-viking-history-beneath-their-feet-180976150/
>> No. 39099 Anonymous
13th August 2022
Saturday 12:53 am
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>Kids climb over fence to enjoy closed West Park splash area

https://www.hullPlease don't ban me.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/kids-climb-over-fence-enjoy-7459018
>> No. 39100 Anonymous
13th August 2022
Saturday 1:51 am
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>>39099

>"Park facilities will re-open once the travellers have left."

Also, a classic:



This Morning is completely fucking mental. Holly Willoughby once interviewed a sex robot.
>> No. 39101 Anonymous
13th August 2022
Saturday 9:00 am
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>>39100
Does the gilfy cripple have an OF?

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