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>> | No. 99370
99370
Go out and vote, lads. |
>> | No. 99371
99371
Are, let me have me coffee first. You reckon the polling station is busy first thing? Should I leave it an hour so there's not a big queue of pensioners? Maybe go around lunch time? It's only a five minute walk away but fuck if I'm queuing up. |
>> | No. 99372
99372
seats.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Survation have the Conservatives potentially losing over 80 percent of their current seats. |
>> | No. 99373
99373
>>99372 |
>> | No. 99375
99375
>>99373 |
>> | No. 99376
99376
GRktugbaYAALB4N.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Final YouGov MRP. |
>> | No. 99377
99377
>>99372 |
>> | No. 99378
99378
>>99377 |
>> | No. 99379
99379
oh-boy-youre-fucked.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99376 |
>> | No. 99380
99380
2yuauD.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99379 |
>> | No. 99381
99381
>>99379 |
>> | No. 99382
99382
>>99379 |
>> | No. 99383
99383
rishi.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Sunak was early today. |
>> | No. 99385
99385
>>99383 |
>> | No. 99386
99386
>>99381 |
>> | No. 99387
99387
>>99386 |
>> | No. 99388
99388
>>99386 |
>> | No. 99389
99389
>>99387 |
>> | No. 99390
99390
>>99387 |
>> | No. 99391
99391
Ossett-and-Denby-Dale-constituency-map.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99389 |
>> | No. 99392
99392
My constituency was Nottingham North, which has lots of poor people and minorities. But now it's Nottingham North & Kimberley, Kimberley formerly being part of Broxtowe which has been Tory since 2010. So poor people and minorities tend to not vote Tory, but people in Kimberley might boost the Tories' chances. |
>> | No. 99393
99393
It occurs to me they moved the polling station from a school because the school is currently in use, as a school. |
>> | No. 99394
99394
>>99370 |
>> | No. 99395
99395
>>99393 |
>> | No. 99396
99396
Voted Plaid Werdd as Plaid Crymru are a shoe-in here. |
>> | No. 99397
99397
There's a chance that Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott are about to end up as mother and father of the house. Surprised the Tories didn't run with that at the last hour. |
>> | No. 99398
99398
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2024/jul/04/did-that-really-happen-14-years-of-chaotic-tory-government |
>> | No. 99399
99399
This is the first election I will ever be voting in, and I will be voting for Reform like the rest of my fellow zoomers. |
>> | No. 99400
99400
I think I gave the impression that I'm a solid Tory to someone I work with today which I suspect confirms what a lot of people think about me. He's very obviously Labour in background. |
>> | No. 99401
99401
>>99398 |
>> | No. 99402
99402
>>99398 |
>> | No. 99403
99403
th.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99402 |
>> | No. 99405
99405
>>99401 |
>> | No. 99406
99406
>>99400 |
>> | No. 99408
99408
We're pulling an all nighter right ladm⁸s? |
>> | No. 99409
99409
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>> | No. 99410
99410
>>99408 |
>> | No. 99411
99411
>>99410 |
>> | No. 99412
99412
I don't normally vote but decided to go today. Heard the LibDems are the tactical choice where I'm at and they sound like a better option than "not the tories" or "racist tories", so I'm quite happy to give them my vote. |
>> | No. 99413
99413
>>99408 |
>> | No. 99414
99414
I wish I couldve voted Lib Dem. |
>> | No. 99415
99415
>>99414 |
>> | No. 99417
99417
>>99413 |
>> | No. 99418
99418
Are we ever going to have some decent fucking weather? |
>> | No. 99419
99419
>>99418 |
>> | No. 99420
99420
>>99418 |
>> | No. 99421
99421
So are you three ready for Starmergeddon? |
>> | No. 99422
99422
STARMTROOPERS ASSEMBLE!!! |
>> | No. 99425
99425
>>99421 |
>> | No. 99426
99426
Went to vote but I wasn't on the list apparently, despite having my polling card through and being in the right place, (someone from my flat block had just voted infront of me). They said if I go home and get my card and come back they can sort it, but I couldn't be arsed. They're all wankers anyway. |
>> | No. 99427
99427
Went to a petrol station tonight and there was an OAP in front of me in the queue inside who spent about a minute or two ranting to the lad behind the counter how sick he was of the Conservatives because "everything costs a bloody arm and a leg nowadays". |
>> | No. 99428
99428
Just got in from Tescos with Tunnock's tea cakes, Doritos, Time Out wafers and a 4 pack of Corona. I'll be here all night to witness the onslaught. Any of you lads staying up? |
>> | No. 99429
99429
>>99428 |
>> | No. 99430
99430
>>99428 |
>> | No. 99431
99431
This is awkward. Traditionally we have a new thread when the results come in, but this one is less than a day old and has about 50 replies. But then if I make the post in here my beautiful graphic goes to waste. |
>> | No. 99432
99432
Calling it: |
>> | No. 99433
99433
The BBC coverage is all very The Day Today at the moment. |
>> | No. 99434
99434
wonkathon2024.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() LAB 410 (MAJ 170) |
>> | No. 99435
99435
>>99434 |
>> | No. 99436
99436
>>99434 |
>> | No. 99437
99437
>>99431 |
>> | No. 99438
99438
Worst exit poll result on record for the Conservatives. |
>> | No. 99439
99439
So, who will declare first? |
>> | No. 99440
99440
>>99427 |
>> | No. 99441
99441
>>99440 |
>> | No. 99442
99442
Fuck, Angela Rayner is dull. |
>> | No. 99443
99443
I hope all you Labour voters enjoy getting fucked every which way by a throbbing red dick instead of a cold blue one. |
>> | No. 99444
99444
I had a bit of a nap and missed the big bang of the exit poll being announced. I'm livid. Did they play the Rick Wakeman theme tune that was posted in the other thread? Also, 131 seats staying Conservative really isn't that bad compared to the doomsaying we've been seeing. If they were predicted to get anywhere between 55 and 155 seats, 131 is nowhere near the incineration we could have had. How disappointing, purely from a banter perspective. |
>> | No. 99445
99445
Channel 4 has Nadine Dorries as a guest. Jesus Christ. Will I get banned for posting skull emojis? |
>> | No. 99446
99446
Every time the BBC show the Lib Dem vote forecast I laugh. Stewart Lee lookalike Ed Davey, up 1% in the south, down 1% in London. +50 seats. It gets funnier each time. Soon it'll get annoying. Then absurd. Then funny again. Then hilarious. |
>> | No. 99447
99447
I'm feeling really weird and anxious, like all of this might be a dream and I'll wake up and the Tories have won. |
>> | No. 99448
99448
Do we want Are Nige to become an MP or not? |
>> | No. 99449
99449
>>99448 |
>> | No. 99450
99450
>>99448 |
>> | No. 99451
99451
The first seat has been announced, in Houghton and Sunderland South. It is the ghastly Bridget Phillipson. Good news for Labour, but hopefully she will disappear and stop being wheeled out every time Labour need a Northern accent. |
>> | No. 99452
99452
>>99444 |
>> | No. 99453
99453
Turnout in Sunderland and Blyth both pretty poor so far (51% and 53%, both bad compared to prior results in their areas.) |
>> | No. 99454
99454
What's with the Black Tower of Orthanc on the Vine-o-mapper? |
>> | No. 99455
99455
IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS? |
>> | No. 99456
99456
>>99441 |
>> | No. 99457
99457
Well aware this isn't an important part of tonight, but I feel like I can start giving a shit about politics again. For ten years I feel like I've been having the same opinions, because the problems have been the same, and it was beginning to drive me insane. I know some of you are thinking "why didn't you do something about it?", but I'm lazy and I live in the sticks. Also the problems of yesterday aren't magically changing into new problems tomorrow, but fuck me, something is different. The groundhog day of Tory laissez-faire conservatism is over, roll on the groundhog day of Labour neo-liberalism! |
>> | No. 99458
99458
Screenshot from 2024-07-05 00-02-39.png ![]() ![]() ![]() You can check the exit poll by constituency on the Sky News website: |
>> | No. 99460
99460
mandelson epstein.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Congratulations, Mr Mandelson! |
>> | No. 99461
99461
Really feeling extremely weird now. My hands are tingling and Laura K is giving me a bonk-on. Think I might have a Zopiclone and phone the CMHT in the morning. |
>> | No. 99462
99462
Is Jezza going to win and stick two fingers up to Keir? |
>> | No. 99463
99463
It's been two hours and so far, Labour have won 100% of the seats that have declared. They've won 4 out of 4 out of 650. |
>> | No. 99464
99464
Nice to see Heidi Alexander back. Shame that she's lost some weight. |
>> | No. 99465
99465
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99448 |
>> | No. 99466
99466
>>99464 |
>> | No. 99467
99467
I might be about to write Ash Sarkar a handwritten marriage proposal. |
>> | No. 99468
99468
>>99466 |
>> | No. 99469
99469
>>99463 |
>> | No. 99470
99470
Yvonne Ridley there, who appears to have moved on from her usual pro-Taliban platform to have a go at the transes. |
>> | No. 99471
99471
Nice to see it's gone midnight and we're all getting a bit randy. Why don't we all pop a cialis together to celebrate? |
>> | No. 99472
99472
So Corbyn got mullered on 32% of the vote share, but Starmer gets 36%(-ish) and is Restitutor Orbis, chosen of Sol Invictus. I'm not complaining exactly, but every election now it feels as if FPtP gets more and more absurd. |
>> | No. 99473
99473
Congratulations to Mark Francois, who definitely isn't a rapist, on being the first Tory to be returned. |
>> | No. 99474
99474
Rachel Reeves really is a dire speaker, even by the low, low standards of the PLP. |
>> | No. 99475
99475
>>99472 |
>> | No. 99476
99476
Nuke Ashfield! |
>> | No. 99477
99477
So where are we at, how many results are in so far? I've been off playing videogames drunk until it gets a bit more interesting. Although I suppose it's pretty obvious which way it's going. |
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