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>> | No. 99370
99370
Go out and vote, lads. |
>> | No. 99371
99371
Are, let me have me coffee first. You reckon the polling station is busy first thing? Should I leave it an hour so there's not a big queue of pensioners? Maybe go around lunch time? It's only a five minute walk away but fuck if I'm queuing up. |
>> | No. 99372
99372
seats.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Survation have the Conservatives potentially losing over 80 percent of their current seats. |
>> | No. 99373
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>>99372 |
>> | No. 99375
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>>99373 |
>> | No. 99376
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GRktugbaYAALB4N.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Final YouGov MRP. |
>> | No. 99377
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>>99372 |
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>>99377 |
>> | No. 99379
99379
oh-boy-youre-fucked.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99376 |
>> | No. 99380
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2yuauD.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99379 |
>> | No. 99381
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>>99379 |
>> | No. 99382
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>>99379 |
>> | No. 99383
99383
rishi.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Sunak was early today. |
>> | No. 99385
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>>99383 |
>> | No. 99386
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>>99381 |
>> | No. 99387
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>>99386 |
>> | No. 99388
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>>99386 |
>> | No. 99389
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>>99387 |
>> | No. 99390
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>>99387 |
>> | No. 99391
99391
Ossett-and-Denby-Dale-constituency-map.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99389 |
>> | No. 99392
99392
My constituency was Nottingham North, which has lots of poor people and minorities. But now it's Nottingham North & Kimberley, Kimberley formerly being part of Broxtowe which has been Tory since 2010. So poor people and minorities tend to not vote Tory, but people in Kimberley might boost the Tories' chances. |
>> | No. 99393
99393
It occurs to me they moved the polling station from a school because the school is currently in use, as a school. |
>> | No. 99394
99394
>>99370 |
>> | No. 99395
99395
>>99393 |
>> | No. 99396
99396
Voted Plaid Werdd as Plaid Crymru are a shoe-in here. |
>> | No. 99397
99397
There's a chance that Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott are about to end up as mother and father of the house. Surprised the Tories didn't run with that at the last hour. |
>> | No. 99398
99398
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2024/jul/04/did-that-really-happen-14-years-of-chaotic-tory-government |
>> | No. 99399
99399
This is the first election I will ever be voting in, and I will be voting for Reform like the rest of my fellow zoomers. |
>> | No. 99400
99400
I think I gave the impression that I'm a solid Tory to someone I work with today which I suspect confirms what a lot of people think about me. He's very obviously Labour in background. |
>> | No. 99401
99401
>>99398 |
>> | No. 99402
99402
>>99398 |
>> | No. 99403
99403
th.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99402 |
>> | No. 99405
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>>99401 |
>> | No. 99406
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>>99400 |
>> | No. 99408
99408
We're pulling an all nighter right ladm⁸s? |
>> | No. 99409
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>> | No. 99410
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>>99408 |
>> | No. 99411
99411
>>99410 |
>> | No. 99412
99412
I don't normally vote but decided to go today. Heard the LibDems are the tactical choice where I'm at and they sound like a better option than "not the tories" or "racist tories", so I'm quite happy to give them my vote. |
>> | No. 99413
99413
>>99408 |
>> | No. 99414
99414
I wish I couldve voted Lib Dem. |
>> | No. 99415
99415
>>99414 |
>> | No. 99417
99417
>>99413 |
>> | No. 99418
99418
Are we ever going to have some decent fucking weather? |
>> | No. 99419
99419
>>99418 |
>> | No. 99420
99420
>>99418 |
>> | No. 99421
99421
So are you three ready for Starmergeddon? |
>> | No. 99422
99422
STARMTROOPERS ASSEMBLE!!! |
>> | No. 99425
99425
>>99421 |
>> | No. 99426
99426
Went to vote but I wasn't on the list apparently, despite having my polling card through and being in the right place, (someone from my flat block had just voted infront of me). They said if I go home and get my card and come back they can sort it, but I couldn't be arsed. They're all wankers anyway. |
>> | No. 99427
99427
Went to a petrol station tonight and there was an OAP in front of me in the queue inside who spent about a minute or two ranting to the lad behind the counter how sick he was of the Conservatives because "everything costs a bloody arm and a leg nowadays". |
>> | No. 99428
99428
Just got in from Tescos with Tunnock's tea cakes, Doritos, Time Out wafers and a 4 pack of Corona. I'll be here all night to witness the onslaught. Any of you lads staying up? |
>> | No. 99429
99429
>>99428 |
>> | No. 99430
99430
>>99428 |
>> | No. 99431
99431
This is awkward. Traditionally we have a new thread when the results come in, but this one is less than a day old and has about 50 replies. But then if I make the post in here my beautiful graphic goes to waste. |
>> | No. 99432
99432
Calling it: |
>> | No. 99433
99433
The BBC coverage is all very The Day Today at the moment. |
>> | No. 99434
99434
wonkathon2024.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() LAB 410 (MAJ 170) |
>> | No. 99435
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>>99434 |
>> | No. 99436
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>>99434 |
>> | No. 99437
99437
>>99431 |
>> | No. 99438
99438
Worst exit poll result on record for the Conservatives. |
>> | No. 99439
99439
So, who will declare first? |
>> | No. 99440
99440
>>99427 |
>> | No. 99441
99441
>>99440 |
>> | No. 99442
99442
Fuck, Angela Rayner is dull. |
>> | No. 99443
99443
I hope all you Labour voters enjoy getting fucked every which way by a throbbing red dick instead of a cold blue one. |
>> | No. 99444
99444
I had a bit of a nap and missed the big bang of the exit poll being announced. I'm livid. Did they play the Rick Wakeman theme tune that was posted in the other thread? Also, 131 seats staying Conservative really isn't that bad compared to the doomsaying we've been seeing. If they were predicted to get anywhere between 55 and 155 seats, 131 is nowhere near the incineration we could have had. How disappointing, purely from a banter perspective. |
>> | No. 99445
99445
Channel 4 has Nadine Dorries as a guest. Jesus Christ. Will I get banned for posting skull emojis? |
>> | No. 99446
99446
Every time the BBC show the Lib Dem vote forecast I laugh. Stewart Lee lookalike Ed Davey, up 1% in the south, down 1% in London. +50 seats. It gets funnier each time. Soon it'll get annoying. Then absurd. Then funny again. Then hilarious. |
>> | No. 99447
99447
I'm feeling really weird and anxious, like all of this might be a dream and I'll wake up and the Tories have won. |
>> | No. 99448
99448
Do we want Are Nige to become an MP or not? |
>> | No. 99449
99449
>>99448 |
>> | No. 99450
99450
>>99448 |
>> | No. 99451
99451
The first seat has been announced, in Houghton and Sunderland South. It is the ghastly Bridget Phillipson. Good news for Labour, but hopefully she will disappear and stop being wheeled out every time Labour need a Northern accent. |
>> | No. 99452
99452
>>99444 |
>> | No. 99453
99453
Turnout in Sunderland and Blyth both pretty poor so far (51% and 53%, both bad compared to prior results in their areas.) |
>> | No. 99454
99454
What's with the Black Tower of Orthanc on the Vine-o-mapper? |
>> | No. 99455
99455
IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS? |
>> | No. 99456
99456
>>99441 |
>> | No. 99457
99457
Well aware this isn't an important part of tonight, but I feel like I can start giving a shit about politics again. For ten years I feel like I've been having the same opinions, because the problems have been the same, and it was beginning to drive me insane. I know some of you are thinking "why didn't you do something about it?", but I'm lazy and I live in the sticks. Also the problems of yesterday aren't magically changing into new problems tomorrow, but fuck me, something is different. The groundhog day of Tory laissez-faire conservatism is over, roll on the groundhog day of Labour neo-liberalism! |
>> | No. 99458
99458
Screenshot from 2024-07-05 00-02-39.png ![]() ![]() ![]() You can check the exit poll by constituency on the Sky News website: |
>> | No. 99460
99460
mandelson epstein.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Congratulations, Mr Mandelson! |
>> | No. 99461
99461
Really feeling extremely weird now. My hands are tingling and Laura K is giving me a bonk-on. Think I might have a Zopiclone and phone the CMHT in the morning. |
>> | No. 99462
99462
Is Jezza going to win and stick two fingers up to Keir? |
>> | No. 99463
99463
It's been two hours and so far, Labour have won 100% of the seats that have declared. They've won 4 out of 4 out of 650. |
>> | No. 99464
99464
Nice to see Heidi Alexander back. Shame that she's lost some weight. |
>> | No. 99465
99465
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99448 |
>> | No. 99466
99466
>>99464 |
>> | No. 99467
99467
I might be about to write Ash Sarkar a handwritten marriage proposal. |
>> | No. 99468
99468
>>99466 |
>> | No. 99469
99469
>>99463 |
>> | No. 99470
99470
Yvonne Ridley there, who appears to have moved on from her usual pro-Taliban platform to have a go at the transes. |
>> | No. 99471
99471
Nice to see it's gone midnight and we're all getting a bit randy. Why don't we all pop a cialis together to celebrate? |
>> | No. 99472
99472
So Corbyn got mullered on 32% of the vote share, but Starmer gets 36%(-ish) and is Restitutor Orbis, chosen of Sol Invictus. I'm not complaining exactly, but every election now it feels as if FPtP gets more and more absurd. |
>> | No. 99473
99473
Congratulations to Mark Francois, who definitely isn't a rapist, on being the first Tory to be returned. |
>> | No. 99474
99474
Rachel Reeves really is a dire speaker, even by the low, low standards of the PLP. |
>> | No. 99475
99475
>>99472 |
>> | No. 99476
99476
Nuke Ashfield! |
>> | No. 99477
99477
So where are we at, how many results are in so far? I've been off playing videogames drunk until it gets a bit more interesting. Although I suppose it's pretty obvious which way it's going. |
>> | No. 99478
99478
I typed some shite about Galloway holding his seat, but he hasn't! That freak's gone! |
>> | No. 99479
99479
that's pretty brutal.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Eyeing over a few of the seats and Reform has absolutely decimated the Tory vote in true blue seats. They'll have scuppered the Conservatives in every area that's even slightly marginal. Savile has fucked over the Tories yet again! |
>> | No. 99480
99480
I'm so fucking tired of Monster Raving Looney Party candidates. Are they doing it for charity or are they just unfunny fucks? |
>> | No. 99481
99481
Played a blinder in Chingford, Labour. |
>> | No. 99482
99482
I don't know who the rotund gentleman in Islington is, but they simply have not made a jacket to accommodate such a bodyshape. Also, Corbyn wins the seat. |
>> | No. 99483
99483
>>99482 |
>> | No. 99484
99484
James Cleverly's got his tie back. Is that not a hanging risk? Someone's failing their duty of care. |
>> | No. 99485
99485
>>99483 |
>> | No. 99486
99486
>>99485 |
>> | No. 99487
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>>99486 |
>> | No. 99488
99488
Ooof. Lads. Suella making a grovelling apology REALLY has me. |
>> | No. 99489
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>>99488 |
>> | No. 99491
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>>99479 |
>> | No. 99492
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>>99488 |
>> | No. 99493
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>>99487 |
>> | No. 99494
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>>99493 |
>> | No. 99495
99495
FUCK |
>> | No. 99496
99496
GO6NzkYXgAA6oVz.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The Lib Dems win the Battle of the Bar Charts in Wimbledon. |
>> | No. 99497
99497
>>99495 |
>> | No. 99498
99498
LABOUR GAIN OSSETT. |
>> | No. 99499
99499
MOGG'S GONE! Fucking yes, man! Labour have taken the 18th century. |
>> | No. 99500
99500
It's no "a new dawn has broken...", is it? shit speech with a bussed in crowd of what, 100? the room is clearly below capacity. just lame. |
>> | No. 99501
99501
Screenshot 2024-07-05 050435.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99499 |
>> | No. 99502
99502
>>99500 |
>> | No. 99503
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>>99502 |
>> | No. 99504
99504
Wales is officially a Tory-free zone. |
>> | No. 99505
99505
>>99502 |
>> | No. 99506
99506
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Rishi's confirmed he'll stay on as an MP. And imagine how edgy that guy felt when he printed off that L. |
>> | No. 99507
99507
Sky news is even putting up helpful charts showing Starmer getting less votes than (a) Blair 1997, (b) Corbyn 2017. I'd've thought there'd be an embargo on that kind of noticing. |
>> | No. 99508
99508
Screenshot 2024-07-05 065324.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Liz Truss has lost her seat. And Ed Davey has finished his fantastic campaign with the best performance in the party's history, and including the old Liberal Party, the best performance in a century. |
>> | No. 99510
99510
Why are many Muslims so fiercely devoted to the Muslim people? Like in Birmingham Yardley, Muslims were intimidating Labour campaigners, even slashing tyres, and Galloway's candidate almost won. Then the jeering and shouting when Jess Phillips tried to give her victory speech. They're very passionate about the plight of Gazans, which is understandable, but they got Tories in in a few constituencies because they split the vote due to Labour being too pro-Israel. |
>> | No. 99511
99511
>>99510 |
>> | No. 99512
99512
>>99507 |
>> | No. 99513
99513
>>99512 |
>> | No. 99514
99514
>>99511 |
>> | No. 99515
99515
>>99513 |
>> | No. 99516
99516
Massive congratulations to Rishi Sunak on delivering a fantastic result for Labour and the Liberal Democrats. |
>> | No. 99517
99517
>>99513 |
>> | No. 99518
99518
I remember thinking back when Cameron first got in, "Brilliant, this is going to be shit isn't it. I'm going to get to live the best years of my life through the shit Thatcher bits like in Billy Elliot or The Full Monty or Kes or whatever." I was too young to know if politics does matter or not, so I didn't know if it really would be like that, but on the whole... Yeah it was pretty bad wasn't it. |
>> | No. 99519
99519
Jeremy Hunt will be PM one day, I'm sure of it. |
>> | No. 99520
99520
>>99513 |
>> | No. 99521
99521
555comeonnow.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99520 |
>> | No. 99522
99522
Screenshot_20240705-090307~2.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >two years after serving as prime minister. Amid much online excitement about her prospects of losing, Truss was initially not seen at the count at 6 a.m, forcing the result to be delayed by several minutes. Some of those watching began slow clapping before she appeared, not wearing a Conservative rosette. |
>> | No. 99523
99523
>>99510 |
>> | No. 99524
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>>99522 |
>> | No. 99525
99525
Rishi Sunak’s farewell speech outside Downing Street was simultaneously petty and magnanimous. He apologised for losing so heavily, said that Keir Starmer is a decent man, and then went off about how he’d fixed the economy. He really does come across like a good guy, apart from the party he’s in. |
>> | No. 99526
99526
>>99524 |
>> | No. 99527
99527
>>99522 |
>> | No. 99528
99528
Reform got more votes than seats, proportionally. |
>> | No. 99529
99529
Also, are newspapers going to shuffle alliances? How does this work? |
>> | No. 99530
99530
>>99527 |
>> | No. 99531
99531
>>99496 |
>> | No. 99532
99532
Is Vorderslad okay? Aunty Carol's been having the time of her life and I've not seen a single post. |
>> | No. 99533
99533
>>99528 |
>> | No. 99534
99534
GRtIJCpWQAAxlpE.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99532 |
>> | No. 99535
99535
I don't get why they are calling it a "loveless landslide". |
>> | No. 99536
99536
>>99533 |
>> | No. 99537
99537
>>99535 |
>> | No. 99538
99538
Screenshot_20240705-130717~2.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99536 |
>> | No. 99539
99539
>>99537 |
>> | No. 99540
99540
I think Rory Stewart made the point that while Kier Starmer's popularity ratings aren't very high by historical standards, he's still the most popular politician in the UK by some margin. The utter madness of recent years has hugely damaged trust in politics as a whole and it'll take time to rebuild that trust. People are just utterly fed up with Westminster bickering that has nothing to do with their lives. |
>> | No. 99541
99541
I remember in 2010 reading someone talk of how a Tory government in Westminster would signal the end of the Union due to the disconnect with the SNP. And now that Labour are back in power in London we see the UK as safe (for now) with the SNP relegated. |
>> | No. 99542
99542
angela.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Does anyone know where to cop a men's suit like this one Rayner's got on? I've realised I don't actually want to dress like Are Stew from the moment I hit thirty, but nor does prentending I'm in Skins (remember Skins?) until I'm middle-aged seem healthy. |
>> | No. 99543
99543
>>99542 |
>> | No. 99544
99544
>>99517 |
>> | No. 99545
99545
Homer IRS.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Reform could learn a lot from the Lib-Dem's ground game. |
>> | No. 99546
99546
Reform just took South Basildon by 98 votes. |
>> | No. 99547
99547
I want to have consensual romantic sex with Nadia Edith Whittome MP. |
>> | No. 99548
99548
>>99547 |
>> | No. 99549
99549
>>99542 |
>> | No. 99550
99550
scum-television-play-6222d428-6da0-4cb6-b04c-71215.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99544 |
>> | No. 99551
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>>99548 |
>> | No. 99552
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>>99551 |
>> | No. 99553
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>>99550 |
>> | No. 99554
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1720203902257_0.jpg--.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99550 |
>> | No. 99555
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Keir-Starmer-Is-UKs-New-Prime-Minister-After-Labou.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99554 |
>> | No. 99556
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>>99555 |
>> | No. 99557
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Hannah_Fry_at_the_Data_of_Tomorrow_Conference_2017.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99556 |
>> | No. 99558
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39120804_l_a1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99556 |
>> | No. 99559
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>>99558 |
>> | No. 99560
99560
>>99556 |
>> | No. 99561
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>>99560 |
>> | No. 99562
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>>99561 |
>> | No. 99563
99563
bossbaby.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99562 |
>> | No. 99564
99564
Why do our political talks always devolve into which female politicians we'd give it to? |
>> | No. 99565
99565
>>99564 |
>> | No. 99566
99566
https://archive.ph/20240706062917/https://www.thetimes.com/comment/columnists/article/dont-replace-the-culture-war-with-class-war-98xllvd80 |
>> | No. 99567
99567
>>99563 |
>> | No. 99568
99568
Screenshot 2024-07-06 at 16-41-35 Allister Heath.png ![]() ![]() ![]() So here's something I haven't seen anyone asking, what with the big story being the coming of Reform and the collapse in Tory votes; what did the Corbyn die-hards do? I know what I did, I voted for the Labour party. But how many of the 2019 Labour voters stayed home or went to another party is an interesting question. |
>> | No. 99569
99569
>>99565 |
>> | No. 99570
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>>99568 |
>> | No. 99571
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>>99570 |
>> | No. 99572
99572
>>99568 |
>> | No. 99573
99573
>>99568 |
>> | No. 99574
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>>99573 |
>> | No. 99583
99583
GR-zJcjWwAI4r_o.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() There's something off about this picture. |
>> | No. 99584
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>>99583 |
>> | No. 99585
99585
>>99584 |
>> | No. 99586
99586
>>99583 |
>> | No. 99587
99587
>>99586 |
>> | No. 99588
99588
Has Kier had a haircut? I reckon that's gonna tank his popularity ratings, it's disastrous. |
>> | No. 99589
99589
>>99587 |
>> | No. 99590
99590
>>99589 |
>> | No. 99591
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istockphoto-1262629977-612x612.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>99589 |
>> | No. 99594
99594
One of Jimmy Savile's first acts in Parliament was to complain about a man who hasn't been Speaker for almost five years. I'm not saying Reform haven't got much going for them, but I am actually saying that. |
>> | No. 99595
99595
It's been a week, why hasn't everything been fixed yet? |
>> | No. 99596
99596
>>99595 |
>> | No. 99597
99597
>>99596 |
>> | No. 99599
99599
>>99595 |
>> | No. 99600
99600
>>99595 |
>> | No. 99601
99601
>>99595 |
>> | No. 99613
99613
fragezeichenkatz_2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >releasing thousands of prisoners early, including some violent offenders |
>> | No. 99614
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>>99613 |
>> | No. 99615
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>>99613 |
>> | No. 99616
99616
>Frequent headlines about crises in our public services have begun to lose their bite. But the situation in prisons is so severe that it threatens the functioning of the whole criminal justice system. Court hearings have already been delayed and police cells are clogged up with prisoners with nowhere to go. Without decisive measures, the prospect of police being unable to make arrests or hold people in custody is very real – and imminent. |
>> | No. 99657
99657
To give an idea of just how badly the justice system is faring right now, a bunch of influencers recently entered pleas in a fraud trial. It had taken quite a while for the case to reach the point of a pre-trial hearing where their pleas were formally taken. The court then listed the case for trial at the court's earliest convenience - which turned out to be sometime in 2027. |
>> | No. 99667
99667
>>99657 |
>> | No. 99668
99668
>>99667 |
>> | No. 99669
99669
>>99667 |
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