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>> No. 41415 Anonymous
25th September 2020
Friday 11:46 pm
41415 Still fit now.
I think the gist is self-evident.
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>> No. 41868 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 11:29 am
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Angellica Bell hasn't aged a day since I used to have after school wanks to her.

Is it just a factor of being older than 30 that birds in their mid-40s no longer look really old?
>> No. 41870 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 11:35 am
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>>41868

>Is it just a factor of being older than 30 that birds in their mid-40s no longer look really old?

Probably, yeah. Thinking back to my school days, a lot of my teachers would have been in their early 20s, but they seemed old. It's a cliche, but I do find myself seeing police officers or doctors and thinking "there's no way you're old enough, you look about seventeen". I suppose it's just your subconscious protecting you from the horror of the bathroom mirror - you're not getting old, it's just that young people are getting younger.
>> No. 41871 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 11:43 am
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>>41870
Yeah, possibly some mechanism of coming to terms with the progression of life and aging. It's like I no longer look at 20 y/o birds and think "you're stunning", it's more a case of "get back in the oven, you're not ready".
If I could look back at some of my teachers who were in their 30s and 40s at school and uni, I imagine I'd have a completely different set of stonk-on criteria backed up with the knowledge that most men and women are completely fucking insane.
>> No. 41872 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 1:23 pm
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>>41870

The bit I find hard to come to terms with is that past a certain age, all your viable shags are with mums.

I've never been a big milf fan, but past 30 childless women are increasingly rare, and most of the ones you do find are mental in one way or another. It's not that I have any inherent problem with them being mums, but they do tend to let themselves go a bit after that, and there's obviously a lot of inherent hassle you can be doing without if you're just after a quick dip, and even more so if you're single and looking for a partner.

And yes, they do sometimes have a bagged out fanny. Not always, but if they had a fat cunt of a baby or twins or what have you... No amount of wishful thinking will change the fact that hole is wrecked.
>> No. 41873 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 1:23 pm
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You do get the opposite effect when you see some women who just look haggard and then find out they're early 30s and look mid 50s. Normally they're the ones who had kids early and the world has just beaten them down.
>> No. 41875 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 4:11 pm
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>>41868
>Is it just a factor of being older than 30 that birds in their mid-40s no longer look really old?

Perception is largely influenced by social status and familiarity i.e. how you overestimate your dad's height or the attractiveness of women you work with. You still prefer a nice firm arse or tits but unless you're slaving away as a full-time playboy that doesn't matter.

Well, that and black don't crack.
>> No. 41885 Anonymous
27th December 2020
Sunday 10:38 am
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>>41875
Sort of like how everyone over the age of 70 remembers snow up to their necks when they were 3, forgetting they were only 3 foot tall at the time?

Yeah, young birds just don't really do it for me anymore. Rather an older one that has dropped the daddy issues.
>> No. 41886 Anonymous
27th December 2020
Sunday 11:10 am
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>>41871

The main thing I notice about young birds today is they've no clue how to use makeup or false lashes or whatever without making themselves look like, well, kids who have got into their mum's make up bag. They look a right state.

I'm not sure if that's what they looked like when I was actually their age, because I was only bothered about the goth and emo chicks with eyeliner about a centimetre thick, but I suspect it's partly meant to look that way. Fashion has shifted in a very garish direction over the last few years.
>> No. 41887 Anonymous
27th December 2020
Sunday 11:16 am
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>>41886

The heavy makeup is deliberate - it's just the youth fashion that we can't understand because we're too old. It's influenced by drag artists, which I suppose explains a lot.

Saying that a lot of women I know around 30 go for lip filler and all sorts of other dodgy surgery, they hardly look any better. But then most of the women I know are air hostesses.
>> No. 41888 Anonymous
27th December 2020
Sunday 2:11 pm
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>>41885
At 28 I've discovered I'm going for the 'slightly chubby young mum early to mid 30's' vibe. That may say more about my standards than any maturing taste however, but it works for me.

I'm trying to find some examples but failing.
>> No. 41889 Anonymous
27th December 2020
Sunday 2:50 pm
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>>41885
Taste definitely becomes refined but my point is that the more objective criteria remains static. Men are more egalitarian than we're given credit but still:

>> No. 41890 Anonymous
27th December 2020
Sunday 4:10 pm
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>>41888
Like Lily Brazier (that one from people just do nothing).
>> No. 41904 Anonymous
3rd January 2021
Sunday 2:44 pm
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Ronni Ancona's actually quite funny too, imagine she's proper filthy too.
>> No. 41905 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 10:51 am
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We have become what he hate the most.
>> No. 41906 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 1:26 pm
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Mrs Doyle.
>> No. 41907 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 4:18 pm
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>>41906

She did a couple of nude scenes in Shameless. Would.
>> No. 41909 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 1:43 pm
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>>41905
>skimpy bikini

As opposed to a modest, demure bikini?
>> No. 41910 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 3:29 pm
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>>41909

Yes.
>> No. 41911 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 4:28 pm
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>>41907

Which ep?
>> No. 41936 Anonymous
8th January 2021
Friday 5:10 pm
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>>41906
Ah go on.
>> No. 41937 Anonymous
8th January 2021
Friday 5:32 pm
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>>41911

s07e07, s08e13
>> No. 41979 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 9:53 pm
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Bond, Jennie Bond.
She fits the bill of being a posho landed lady sort who likes a bit of rough from the stable boy.
>> No. 41980 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 12:13 pm
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Toyah looking good for a 62 year old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khkKfMotNoI
>> No. 41981 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 2:02 pm
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>>41980
Good God, man.
>> No. 41982 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 4:40 pm
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>>41980
Fucks sake I saw that before work and was just coming to post it here now you idea thief.
>> No. 41983 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 4:43 pm
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>>41980
I thought that was Fripp. So is he married to her? Lucky chap if so, he'll have gotten some decent mileage.
>> No. 41984 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 5:04 pm
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>>41980
cor blimey
>> No. 41985 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 5:44 pm
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>>41980
Phwoar I bet he plays her red album IYWKIM.
>> No. 41987 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 2:18 pm
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Jet from Gladiators.
>> No. 41988 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 2:33 pm
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>>41987
Phwoar I'd let her on my atlas-spheres IYKWIM.
>> No. 41989 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 3:36 pm
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>>41987

She could analyse my desk IYKWIM.

I have no idea what that means.

https://www.dianeyoudale.co.uk/product/desk-analysis/
>> No. 41990 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 4:52 pm
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>>41842

If anyone's looking for prime Emily Booth in a school uniform. And also Bits is solid.
>> No. 41991 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 8:12 pm
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>>41987
One of first pubescent awakenings was down to Diane Youdale making double entendre in a rubber dress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo7FCEhSaJQ
Or this video for a purer nostalgia wank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRupWSii3cY
>> No. 41992 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 10:38 pm
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The white t-shirt is back.


>> No. 41993 Anonymous
5th February 2021
Friday 11:41 pm
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>>41992
She knows *exactly* what she's doing. Has she mentioned it?
>> No. 41994 Anonymous
6th February 2021
Saturday 12:39 am
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>>41993
You don't say?
>> No. 41995 Anonymous
6th February 2021
Saturday 1:25 am
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>>41993


>> No. 42001 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 5:45 pm
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Smart's Kirsten O'Brien
>> No. 42010 Anonymous
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 9:38 am
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Miranda Richardson is 63 today and still proper bang tidy. She sort of looks like that Rose person one of you used to keep posting, but actually attractive.
>> No. 42047 Anonymous
15th March 2021
Monday 8:20 pm
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>> No. 42120 Anonymous
20th May 2021
Thursday 12:20 pm
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That Joanna Gosling who does the news is lovely for a 50 y/o.
>> No. 42470 Anonymous
11th November 2021
Thursday 12:40 pm
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Claire Sweeney?
>> No. 42471 Anonymous
11th November 2021
Thursday 3:09 pm
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>>42470

I couldn't shag anyone who named their son Jaxon.

I say that as someone who gets a Pavlovian semi whenever I go in a kebab shop.
>> No. 42472 Anonymous
11th November 2021
Thursday 4:05 pm
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>>42471
I’m unsure of how the two relate, but whatever you say, cannibal boy.
>> No. 42481 Anonymous
20th November 2021
Saturday 12:12 pm
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She's 50?? I thought she was mid-30s.
>> No. 42482 Anonymous
20th November 2021
Saturday 10:16 pm
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>>42481
Newsreaders could have a thread all to themselves.

This isn't the most flattering picture of Martine Croxall I could find, but dude Cummings has left lmao like it's leaving my dick
>> No. 43022 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 10:14 pm
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Are Sara
>> No. 43023 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 11:09 pm
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>>43022
Do you like cox in the evening? Or did you prefer cox in the morning?
>> No. 43024 Anonymous
12th May 2022
Thursday 11:00 am
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>> No. 43025 Anonymous
12th May 2022
Thursday 12:21 pm
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>>43023
I'm quite used to Tess Daly and Keira Knightley.

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