Patricia Clarkson.

Nina Hartley.

Scully is an eternal joy.

Nigella Lawson is peng AF for sixty.

Shania Twain. Sexy as fuck in the 90s, and still bang tidy.

>>41420

I don't see the charm.

Anthea Turner, who no longer looks much like Anthea Turner but is still well fit.

>>41415
I knew that chocolate advert would result in such a thread.

Good work.

>>41423

What advert? I don't want to be one of those "I don't even own a TV" twats because I've got a telly so massive the neighbours think I'm dole scum, but I've also got a PiHole so I can't remember the last time I saw an advert.

>>41421
More Shania for me then, good thing too.

>>41423
I second the other fella, what choccy ad?

>>41424>>41425
https://vimeo.com/333366594

Was it ever explained how Dido manages to look 49-going-on-25?

>>41426
I was happier living a world where 'Kids in America' wasn't sung by a British band.

>>41427
I don't know what you see. She looks her age.

Tracy Ann Oberman has, if anything, got fitter.

>>41429 Didn't she blame my mate Corbyn for the Holocaust or something?

>>41430
She blamed him for being a filthy anti-semite, yes, because he was, as Owens latest book proves.

>>41431
Who is Owen?

No politics in /x/ please, it stifles my erection.

>>41429
She looks fantastic in that picture. Of all the women in this thread, that is the one I would (try to) go home with.

>>41434

Have you seen Toast of London? There's some serious wank fodder.

Also:

https://www.cameo.com/tracyanno

>>41435
>Request £24.9
>Chat £4.97

What exactly am I paying for here?

>>41436
A personalised phone message. It's actually a brilliant idea, great for the fans, easy money for the celeb, everyone wins.

>>41435
They're missing a trick not having a porn star section.

>>41438
Don't think I could put a price on having Sophie Dee talk filthy to me in her proper accent before she went all Hollywood.

>>41439

Agreed. I am perpetually envious of the scrawny goth bloke she did all the BDSM stuff with.

>>41439
It's possible you could; I've seen some household name porn stars offering to do this but the one I was looking at to see if it was affordable started at $1200. I bet they'd be negotiable but to find out you'd have to get a real pornhub account and join the porn equivalent of their patreon and that all adds up.

I'm about 98% sure I'm right, look here:
https://fancentro.com/sophiedee/aboutme#
You can message her and there's something about being a travelling entertainer which I assume is code for escort so she'd most likely be up for reading you a quick personalised script for a couple of notes.

>>41439

She does customs on ManyVids...

https://www.manyvids.com/Custom-vid/505230/

>>41435
There is no way that the first video on the left about a precocious young man who loves rice pudding being spanked by his aunitie wasn't one of you lot.

>>41443
$499 for a 5 minute video is a bit ridiculous if you ask me. That could buy you some Rhubarb and Custard outfits and an hour with a very confused Eastern European.

>>41445

Now this is a tune.

Let's try to get this (excellent) thread back on track.

I'm sure that she is an utter nightmare, not that it's ever stopped me in my choice of partner before, but Mariah Carey.

Didn't fancy her in the slightest in her younger years, but the older she gets... well.

>>41447

Speaking of absolute mentaloids...

>>41448
Be fair mate. Mariah is a bit of a mental diva. She hasn't reached the stage where she wants women to stick bits of pottery up their fanny for good vibes.

Pamela Stephenson seems to be ageing in slow motion.

Katheryn Winnick is 42, she's gonna be giving me the horn well into pensiondom

>>41451

Christ, I bet she still gets IDed in pubs.

>>41451
I found an unflattering photo of her after scrolling for about eight pages.

>>41453

Even when she's all puffy from crying, she doesn't look a day over 30. Burn the witch.

>>41442
Hmmm, her DOB is put down as 2002. This would make most of her career thus far illegal.

Anyway, Carol Smillie is 58, 59 later this year. Never used to fancy her, but she's aged into a beauty.

Clare Grogan, the original Kristine Kochanski in Red Dwarf is now 58.

>>41459
By 'original', do you mean the one who was shown in the first season?

>>41460
between 1-3 I think

>>41459
Some of us know her better as the lead singer of Altered Images.

Ulrika!

>>41463

She has wrecked herself with tanning and crash dieting.

>>41464
Blimey.

>>41464
I don't believe this for a second, where did you get that image?

>>41466

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8515253/Ulrika-Jonsson-shares-honest-shower-selfie-reveals-not-washed-hair-8-days.html

>>41466
I know it's incredible really. She is living proof of how fucking dangerous sunbeds can be for your skin.

THE DREAM.

>>41470
Wow.

They looks so similar. Was her partner a male version of her?

>>41472
Well, not exactly.

>>41471
SHE'S GOT IT

>>41422

Katy Hill is still fit as owt.

>>41476
Maybe it's just the hair, but she looks like when you mirror someone's face and it becomes totally uncanny.

>>41479
She looks almost identical to when you do that with the right side (our left) of her face but quite different to the left side.

>>41481

>>41484

That definitely won't haunt my dreams.

Aunt Zelda would still get it.

Aunt Hilda and Sabrina, not so much.

>>41533

Have a word with yourself m8.

Save yourselves some heartache - don't look up what Violet Berlin looks like now. I've never been so close to tears...

>>41535

She looks like a perfectly ordinary 52-year-old woman who isn't that arsed about her looks. You're only upset because it reminds you of your own mortality.

>>41536
You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

Suzi Perry's one of those birds that has aged perfectly.

>>41749
More recent pics, compared with her younger modelling pics, are in an entirely different league.

>>41750
I have a pulse.

>>41751
That outfit is going to be a bit sweaty, and why are you sitting on the hob love?

>>41753
She's warming my tea up.

Carol Kirkwood is absolutely stunning for a 58 y/o.

>>41775
Yeah that gut really tickles my high pressure front IYKWIM.

>>41776
Nowt wrong with a bit of paunch. Anyway, she'd be able to mother me before I do the sex IWKWIM.

>>41776

We've all put on a bit of beef this year.

>>41778
Don't worry, otherlad will realise that a belly on a woman is basically a giant third tit. And we all like tits.

>>41779

I'm so glad to see this trope soaking into the collective psyche.

>>41779

Give it a rest fat fetish lad. Belly has a totally different texture to real tit, you'd know that if you'd ever felt any- You only instigate this line of discussion so you can try to persuade us land whales the size of Ricky Naputi are the image of persection.

And to qualify this post in the traditional .gs fashion: My missus has both massive F cup mammaries as well of a bit of cozy belly pudge. I'm well acquainted with both of them.

I'd let her explain it all.

>>41782
WHO IS SHE

>>41785

Melissa Joan Heart, her what played Sabrina.

>>41787
But Sabrina didn't explain it all.

>>41782
Ooh ladm8.
Been a while since I thought of her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REJU6f9vXrc

Sheridan Smith's chebs are a national treasure.

>>41790

Chebs.

Also such obvious daddy issues that she's literally tattooed them on her arm.

>>41791
I'll admit that she's attractive but I can't say much for the chav tier shows that she appears in. Please tell me you don't watch them.

Jessica Hynes was just on Sunday Brunch this morning. She's still a lovely bod.

>>41814
Yeah she's absolutely gorgeous.

>>41814
She could carry my hod IYKWIM.

>>41814

Would've when Spaced was made, still would today.

>>41823

Doesn't really seem like she's aged much, at least going by that picture. Good for her. and one of very few actual funny women

>>41824
Yet she's a bit reclusive. I'd rather see her doing the rounds on panel shows than, say, Katherine Ryan.

>>41814
Bloody gorgeous.

Rosamund Pike is 41.

Denise van Outen!

>>41839

Her head appears to have grown taller

>>41839
She sort of looks like a Waxwork model of herself. Saying that I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps.

Emily Booth, former presenter of BITS on 4Later.