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>> | No. 467732
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CHRISTMAS THREAD OR SOME SHIT, YEAH? |
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As much as I'd prefer not another Andrew thread .. can you believe someone would wear that to bingo? That's nuts. |
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mnnv3ir3q29c1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd have preferred Vorderman over this. |
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I like the OP picture. |
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Christmas at Britfa.gs is going to be shit this year, isn't it? |
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>>467740 |
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Magic cock.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I went and bought Christmas presents this year, after years of not buying any at all. A series of Magic Eye books for my parents and siblings, one each so they could swap them every now and then if they get bored of their own. Real nostaligic like, we used to have one as kids when we were a nuclear family. |
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My immediate family are all dead. I won't be getting any presents, and I won't be giving any. Besides grave candles. |
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>> | No. 467750
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I just went through my annual reflection on the differences between boys and girls thanks to my brother's two kids. Now I don't want to sound like a Guardian columnist but I still can't get over how gendered their interests are which I have to consider in what I get them and then wonder why my own inner child has a clear preference that makes me feel guilty. |
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Is it time for the greatest video of all time? |
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>>467746 |
>> | No. 467762
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Get your mum a Richard Osmand book this year. Old ladies love murder (no really) and think Richard is a nice polite handsome young man. |
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>Richard Osmand |
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>> | No. 467767
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Hearing you lot overthink the gifts you get people is making me very thankful I only have my mum and dad to buy the obligatory box of chocolates, bottle of wine, and some sort of garden ornament for. Oh and a bone for the dog, but me and that dog aren't on best terms, so it won't be a big meaty bone like I used to get for our old dog, who was the better dog in all respects. It'll be a medium sized rawhide one at best. |
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Also I don't know who the OP lass is (is she anybody?) but the crazy look in here eyes is giving me a bit of a chub on. She reminds me of the mental hippy lass I knew. |
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jeremykyle.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/nov/29/band-aid-40-fails-to-reach-uk-top-40-in-opening-week |
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I really need to find a way to ban you lads from YouTube. |
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bike guy.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The last thing you see as you make your way to the UnitedHealthcare investor conference. |
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>>467805 |
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9b741703-3.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Got my Spotify wrapped. Turns out I'm a massive bumder. |
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Well, I was gearing up for a new CPU and GPU in January. Then I had to fork out almost £1,000 on BULLSHIT, so I'm stuck with my fucking 1660 Super for a while longer yet. |
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>>467817 |
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7a4d0b14-8.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>467816 |
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>> | No. 467865
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GCHQ have released their Christmas puzzle for 2024. Supposedly, they can be done by a classroom full of children, but I would have rated myself as cleverer than a room of children and I am evidently not. I needed to look at the hints for question 6, and number 7 just doesn’t make sense. |
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>>467865 |
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When did Save the Children gain the power to unilaterally declare a Christmas jumper day and demand tribute from us? Unless I'm mistaken they're far too pro-children to ever win a fair election in this country. |
>> | No. 467869
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This has been an unbelievably God awful week so far. However, tomorrow will be better, because tomorrow I will making myself enough French onion soup to drown a large elk in, and that's what life's really about. |
>> | No. 467874
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A friend keeps bugging me about donating to some lesser known breast cancer charity that he(!) volunteers for. Because, hey, it's Christmas. |
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Screenshot_20241213-151034~2.png ![]() ![]() ![]() IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN. |
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It's still really very cynical. You know how Starbucks says it gives a percent towards the starving African coffee miners or whatever, for every cup you buy? You see straight through that for what it is, or at least I would hope you do; Tony's the shipping forecast Chocolate Nonsense is exactly the same. Worse, even, they're not actively doing anything, they are just purely performatively doing things with their packaging or whatever. |
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I don't know why anyone thinks there will be a lesson here other than not to trust tony's chocolate. Unsolicited violation of the social contract is bullying. If I as an adult bought anything anything at all and discovered the box was empty and there was a little manifesto about how I should be a better person who should consume less.I would just assume that person is a thief a troll and a cunt. |
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I think the lesson here is that anyone who pays £15 for an advent calendar wants their head testing. |
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I saw some Tony's Chocolonely in Asda earlier, and I nearly bought it because you all love it so much. But it was £3 and so my genius high-IQ chocolate appreciation would not permit me to volunteer to get robbed by these hipster fucks. They had a bar of Hershey's, made from boiled rubber by the descendants of slave-traders and CIA torturers, for £1, so I bought that instead. How's that for injustice? |
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People who send Christmas round-robin letters bragging about their fabulous lives should be publicly hanged. |
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0744a0a8fdf8e8b2eceeb5c73c2a0259-2873867036.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>467902 |
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The Mideastern grocer near here has the best sweet chestnuts I've had in a long time. They are £1.25 for 100 grams versus 99p for the ones from Lidl, but so absolutely worth it. Just very big, sweet and juicy. |
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Less than 2 weeks laaaaads! |
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>>467914 |
>> | No. 467954
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s-l400.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I was wondering today about what Christmas even means within the context of a post-Christian world. Barely anyone cares about the Jesus stuff and in a multicultural society it doesn't make sense anyway. More cynical humbugs might say that it devolves into a form of almost compulsory consumerism but yet it still seems intent to latch onto something ephemeral, it's not just product® but Christmas-product®. |
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>> | No. 467959
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mammary-christmas-from-these-r-13.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() NINE MORE SLEEPS 'TIL TITMAS. |
>> | No. 467960
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Dreading Boxing Day. I have to go round to my girlfriend's parents house, and all her family will be there. They only live half an hour away but I avoid visiting them with my girlfriend because I am scared of them. Buses aren't running that day, so if I want to leave early it's a £20 taxi. They're all lovely people but they terrify me. |
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d120b76f7c9843e8097ba805d76d091548af29ae.png ![]() ![]() ![]() HAS CULINARY SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? |
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>>467959 |
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M&S stollen bites are an abomination compared to the Lidl and Aldi versions. |
>> | No. 467976
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What tv shows are you lot going to watch over Christmas? I'm staying in a very boring village for the week so I might benefit from something to binge rather than resorting to talking to people. |
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