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>> | No. 467732
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CHRISTMAS THREAD OR SOME SHIT, YEAH? |
>> | No. 467733
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As much as I'd prefer not another Andrew thread .. can you believe someone would wear that to bingo? That's nuts. |
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mnnv3ir3q29c1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd have preferred Vorderman over this. |
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I like the OP picture. |
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Christmas at Britfa.gs is going to be shit this year, isn't it? |
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>>467740 |
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Magic cock.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I went and bought Christmas presents this year, after years of not buying any at all. A series of Magic Eye books for my parents and siblings, one each so they could swap them every now and then if they get bored of their own. Real nostaligic like, we used to have one as kids when we were a nuclear family. |
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My immediate family are all dead. I won't be getting any presents, and I won't be giving any. Besides grave candles. |
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I just went through my annual reflection on the differences between boys and girls thanks to my brother's two kids. Now I don't want to sound like a Guardian columnist but I still can't get over how gendered their interests are which I have to consider in what I get them and then wonder why my own inner child has a clear preference that makes me feel guilty. |
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Is it time for the greatest video of all time? |
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>>467732 |
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>>467746 |
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Get your mum a Richard Osmand book this year. Old ladies love murder (no really) and think Richard is a nice polite handsome young man. |
>> | No. 467763
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>Richard Osmand |
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>>467750 |
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Hearing you lot overthink the gifts you get people is making me very thankful I only have my mum and dad to buy the obligatory box of chocolates, bottle of wine, and some sort of garden ornament for. Oh and a bone for the dog, but me and that dog aren't on best terms, so it won't be a big meaty bone like I used to get for our old dog, who was the better dog in all respects. It'll be a medium sized rawhide one at best. |
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Also I don't know who the OP lass is (is she anybody?) but the crazy look in here eyes is giving me a bit of a chub on. She reminds me of the mental hippy lass I knew. |
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jeremykyle.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/nov/29/band-aid-40-fails-to-reach-uk-top-40-in-opening-week |
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I really need to find a way to ban you lads from YouTube. |
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>>467786 |
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bike guy.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The last thing you see as you make your way to the UnitedHealthcare investor conference. |
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>>467805 |
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9b741703-3.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Got my Spotify wrapped. Turns out I'm a massive bumder. |
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Well, I was gearing up for a new CPU and GPU in January. Then I had to fork out almost £1,000 on BULLSHIT, so I'm stuck with my fucking 1660 Super for a while longer yet. |
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>>467817 |
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7a4d0b14-8.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>467816 |
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>>467821 |
>> | No. 467865
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GCHQ have released their Christmas puzzle for 2024. Supposedly, they can be done by a classroom full of children, but I would have rated myself as cleverer than a room of children and I am evidently not. I needed to look at the hints for question 6, and number 7 just doesn’t make sense. |
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>>467865 |
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When did Save the Children gain the power to unilaterally declare a Christmas jumper day and demand tribute from us? Unless I'm mistaken they're far too pro-children to ever win a fair election in this country. |
>> | No. 467869
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This has been an unbelievably God awful week so far. However, tomorrow will be better, because tomorrow I will making myself enough French onion soup to drown a large elk in, and that's what life's really about. |
>> | No. 467874
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A friend keeps bugging me about donating to some lesser known breast cancer charity that he(!) volunteers for. Because, hey, it's Christmas. |
>> | No. 467885
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Screenshot_20241213-151034~2.png ![]() ![]() ![]() IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN. |
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It's still really very cynical. You know how Starbucks says it gives a percent towards the starving African coffee miners or whatever, for every cup you buy? You see straight through that for what it is, or at least I would hope you do; Tony's the shipping forecast Chocolate Nonsense is exactly the same. Worse, even, they're not actively doing anything, they are just purely performatively doing things with their packaging or whatever. |
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I don't know why anyone thinks there will be a lesson here other than not to trust tony's chocolate. Unsolicited violation of the social contract is bullying. If I as an adult bought anything anything at all and discovered the box was empty and there was a little manifesto about how I should be a better person who should consume less.I would just assume that person is a thief a troll and a cunt. |
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I think the lesson here is that anyone who pays £15 for an advent calendar wants their head testing. |
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>>467893 |
>> | No. 467902
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I saw some Tony's Chocolonely in Asda earlier, and I nearly bought it because you all love it so much. But it was £3 and so my genius high-IQ chocolate appreciation would not permit me to volunteer to get robbed by these hipster fucks. They had a bar of Hershey's, made from boiled rubber by the descendants of slave-traders and CIA torturers, for £1, so I bought that instead. How's that for injustice? |
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People who send Christmas round-robin letters bragging about their fabulous lives should be publicly hanged. |
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>>467905 |
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0744a0a8fdf8e8b2eceeb5c73c2a0259-2873867036.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>467902 |
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The Mideastern grocer near here has the best sweet chestnuts I've had in a long time. They are £1.25 for 100 grams versus 99p for the ones from Lidl, but so absolutely worth it. Just very big, sweet and juicy. |
>> | No. 467914
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Less than 2 weeks laaaaads! |
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>>467914 |
>> | No. 467954
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s-l400.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I was wondering today about what Christmas even means within the context of a post-Christian world. Barely anyone cares about the Jesus stuff and in a multicultural society it doesn't make sense anyway. More cynical humbugs might say that it devolves into a form of almost compulsory consumerism but yet it still seems intent to latch onto something ephemeral, it's not just product® but Christmas-product®. |
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mammary-christmas-from-these-r-13.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() NINE MORE SLEEPS 'TIL TITMAS. |
>> | No. 467960
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Dreading Boxing Day. I have to go round to my girlfriend's parents house, and all her family will be there. They only live half an hour away but I avoid visiting them with my girlfriend because I am scared of them. Buses aren't running that day, so if I want to leave early it's a £20 taxi. They're all lovely people but they terrify me. |
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d120b76f7c9843e8097ba805d76d091548af29ae.png ![]() ![]() ![]() HAS CULINARY SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? |
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>>467959 |
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M&S stollen bites are an abomination compared to the Lidl and Aldi versions. |
>> | No. 467976
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What tv shows are you lot going to watch over Christmas? I'm staying in a very boring village for the week so I might benefit from something to binge rather than resorting to talking to people. |
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I'll be having zero time off from my 60hr weeks. I'd sooner take the £5k pay than ever use annual leave to work less. I'm barely conscious it is Christmas. |
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dfhjkrlblgo91.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>467996 |
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Otherlad, don't watch The Rig, it's hitting the "every line is the new daftest thing you've heard" stage of the series. |
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>>468009 |
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470659443_924049026488057_496048345984941137_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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facebook-reactions.0.0-3047354636.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468024 |
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I'm invited to a fondue party for new year's eve. |
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>>468029 |
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hqdefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468029 |
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Spent about 70 quid on "christmas shopping" today, (as in food, not gifts etc). Really it's far more than just for christmas though, I'll be working my way through all the duck spring rolls and mini pizzas and shit for most of January I expect. |
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>>468062 |
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>>468077 |
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People get Domino's for the same reason people will go to Costa or Starbucks over a local coffee shop. They want consistency and familiarity. |
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>>468077 |
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See, I did kind of agree with >>468077 regarding folk being too judgemental about his pizza, and giving him the classic forum advice of "just do this completely different thing instead of what you want". But then >>468090 clearly has a bag of spuds and tries to spin it into something completely different, and I'm like "all this could have been avoided if otherlad had just orded himself a nicer pizza". |
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Dad's Army Christmas special is currently on the telly. I don't know if it was funnier when I was a child, or if I only laughed at it then because the rest of my family laughed at it. |
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The council have brought forward bin day from tomorrow to today. From a quick look outside, I reckon only about one-third of the houses down my street have put their bin out. |
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Christmas gifts sorted. Some shite hamper of wine and biscuits and fudge for the parents, some fancy treats and a treat ball for the dog, all giftwrapped off Amazon delivered tomorrow for under £50. |
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Thought it I popped to M&S Food at about 9am for a few last minute bits it wouldn't be too busy. I was wrong. |
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I've been planning my Xmas dinner for weeks and a couple days ago I've completely lost my sense of taste and smell FML. |
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>>468127 |
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Joel Harver as the Grinch is great, take a look if you haven't already; |
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Here we go, the three days where it actually feels a bit Christmasy. |
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Made hollandaise sauce last night as a practice for making eggs royale tomorrow morning. It was a bit too buttery, not sure how to counteract that - another yolk, or more lemon, or more pepper? It was okay though. As it doesn't keep very well and I didn't want to waste it I drank it, then realised I drank 125g of butter in one go and felt very unwell all evening. |
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I'm a little disappointed in my advent calendar today. It's a Terry's chocolate orange one and behind the door for today, a large one so I had my hopes up for a nice treat, was a single chocolate orange segment. |
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>>468139 |
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Get going with those Christmas Pints lads. |
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>>468158 |
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I was in a charity shop earlier, and Another rock n roll Christmas by infamous carpet-bagger Gary Glitter was pumping out around the shop. Bit unexpected. |
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GEPw8LcaQAAXMBI.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Saw a racist ad for a crypto-currency-memecoin on a digital billboard today. |
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tumblr_nbacvh4lTh1s6ylubo1_1280.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() NOT LONG NOW LADS. |
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IT'S BRITFAAAAAAA.GS! |
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I'm going to put on Silent Night, Deadly Night now. |
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>>468167 |
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0002bce2-700.png ![]() ![]() ![]() The Nativity! film is weird. They take the kids on an impromptu field trip to a maternity ward so they can watch a baby being born and nobody gets sacked for it. |
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Merry Christmas lads. Did Santa bring you owt nice? I got a set of Masterchef kitchen knives, but I won't be using them out of solidarity for Are Gregg. Few sweets and choccies and fifteen quid off me nan. |
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How many bottles of piss can one keep in your room before it becomes socially unacceptable? |
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>>468177 >>468178 |
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If I had one suggestion for Jesus (or the government) it would be to add more of a tradition for a proper kip in the morning. I suppose I can't complain too much, my brother has been up since 4 in the morning with his kids. |
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I'm gonna blow my own trumpet. Today I've made the best sprouts and best cauliflower cheese I've ever had in my life. |
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>>468177 |
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515fYdP52gL._SY300_QL70_-135784931.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468182 |
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>>468174 |
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I know it's not very festive, but we should kill Steven Moffat. |
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Costume for black Doctor Who is shite. I've nothing against a racial playing the doctor, it's better than a bird if you ask me, but how have they dropped the ball so badly with the costume? He could have looked suave as fuck, instead he looks like he just fell through a charity shop. |
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Philomena Cunk spotted |
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>>468187 |
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This is just exactly the same plot as Wrong Trousers isn't it. |
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Sick of that twat Wallace. It's just one fuck up after another with him, and Gromit has to go through hell to bail his arse out every time. |
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wrong-trousers-disneyscreencaps.com-90.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468195>>468197 |
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nicola_coughlan_8ea58b.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm very much not one of the Rubenesque romancers and I think Nicola Coughland is actually dead fit. She seems like a laugh and her tits are amazing, if you need anything else you're a lost soul. |
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She's 37. Angela Rayner became a grandmother at 37. I know that we're all more sensitive about carpet-bagging these days, but surely 37 isn't a grey area yet, even for short chubby lasses with good skin. |
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I feel like some of you have no appreciation for the whole of a woman. You'd wank to a plank of wood if it had good tits or a pot belly. |
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>>468208 |
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I just found out that gingerbread gives me heartburn. |
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Does Boxing day and the entire run up to New year still class as Christmas? |
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468827462_18470483305053591_7721631638088310119_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468211 |
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Can any of you open Brazil nuts with your hands? Two hands and two nuts are allowed. |
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>>468211 |
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Matilda the Musical is on BBC One right now. I don't mind that I really hate it, but I looked it up on Wikipedia and apparently the critical reception was overwhelmingly positive. This makes me angry, because how can so-called experts be so wrong? The moralising is so heavy-handed, the characters are so two-dimensional, the singing children are so high-pitched, the songs are all by Tim Minchin who's overrated and shit, and it also has Sindhu Vee in it who is even worse. And when did they pass a law that all films made in the UK need to have Emma Thompson in? It's just weird. What kompromat does she have access to? |
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I'm glad Christmas is over. Never cared much for it. |
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Gnomatic.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() That Wallace and Gromit was a bit disapointing, wasn't it? Granted I stopped paying attention about half way through, but there was simply too much exposition. 3 times within the first 5 minutes Wallace mentions his love for inventing, as if we don't know who the fuck he is? Compared to The Wrong Trousers and the moon one shown earlier in the day, which explain nothing but show everything, it was almost patronising. The new one had the same comedy beat but with a whole lot of faff between, not limited to the numerous excess characters and world built beyond necessary for the story. |
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>>468219 |
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I spent two days out of the house sleeping on the cold floors and two seat sofas of various reletives. I had a pretty nice time; somewhat disapointed to be back home alone but I need some decent sleep. |
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>>468222 |
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Is it unethical to wank on Boxing Day? When would be acceptable; tomorrow earliest? |
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woke.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468225 |
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gq0gue1c7z421~2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468226 |
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>>468226 |
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Every character in everything, from GCSE textbooks to primetime telly, should be a prematurely middle-aged white man who spends all his time on the computer, arguing about nothing with his indentikit counterparts. |
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I've pulled the short straw and had to work today, which wouldn't have been too much of an issue if it wasn't for the fact they insisted that everyone working today has to be in the office. At least the roads were dead. |
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You know, I haven't bothered to watch The Snowman for years. Sod the new one, I',m talong the horrible scratchy pencilled animation. |
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sddefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468261 |
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>>468269 |
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snowman.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468284 |
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