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>> | No. 470670
470670
New weekday thread. |
>> | No. 470672
470672
Still looking for a place to stay in Crete. |
>> | No. 470673
470673
My work is having a grand opening event for our new building next door, and we want all our customers to click a link for tickets, just so we know how many people to expect. I just found out that they want us to apply for tickets too, even though we work there. I find this excessively bureaucratic. However, I cannot wait to go in with my ticket, then check the tickets of all my colleagues, and send away anyone who doesn’t have a ticket. That’ll show them. |
>> | No. 470674
470674
There's a new search on for Maddie. |
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>>470672 |
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>>470675 |
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Happy pride month to all our bumder brethren, ladybrethren, and somewhereinbetweenbrethren. |
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>> | No. 470685
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If I don't win the EuroMillions on Friday someone else has to. The syndicate at work is getting out of hand. |
>> | No. 470686
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cat 03.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Alarmy on the weekday thread? We've got to see this for the next 3 months at least. |
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>>470681 |
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470688
kayak-nissan-juke.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Just booked my hire car for my holiday in Crete. £165 for a Nissan Juke with insurance. I think that's very reasonable. |
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>>470688 |
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>> | No. 470693
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Hold on lads I've sussed it. |
>> | No. 470694
470694
I've noticed that when the sun is out I end up walking for hours but when it's grey and miserable I might not even walk 3k in a day if I'm working from home. I know that's obvious but I'm surprised at how consciously unaware I can be of the impact of a little sunshine on my activity or how I managed to spend so many summers playing on the computer growing up. |
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It must have been a fever dream, but I could have sworn Dancing on My Own was a cover by Robyn and the original version was from the 80s. |
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>>470700 |
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>>470697 |
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I once accidentally gave an acquaintance his big break in our industry by buying him twitter followers as a joke. I came clean and he had them removed but by that point his account was blowing up with real followers as the algorithm favoured him, and that lead to minor fame that he could have pursued if he wanted. |
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>>470701 |
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470706
scraps.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470694 |
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Just held in explosive diarrhea for over two hours in an important in-person meeting. |
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>>470694 |
>> | No. 470709
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I believe that my chief creative talent lies in my ability to write limericks. I'm pretty good at those, and terrible at everything else. |
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>>470709 |
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>>470710 |
>> | No. 470712
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A fit Turkish lass I know just dyed her hair blonde and it instantly reduced her shaggability. Makes her look very incongruous, but not in a cool artsy way. If you don't have the facial features for it, just don't it. |
>> | No. 470713
470713
I drove past Flamingo Land today. Looked like it was shut. It had been fucking down with rain half the afternoon and it is a weekday, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was just dead, but really I can't imagine the place still doing a lot of business. |
>> | No. 470714
470714
I've had potato waffle sandwiches for breakfast. In my opinion, it's superior to a chip butty. |
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>>470712 |
>> | No. 470716
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As unfashionably 4chanish as it is to invoke those anti-semitic tropes, I very rarely see bans handed out around here for anti-shamanism. Bit of a double standard, just saying. |
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>>470716 |
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>>470717 |
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Is there a proper name for the taste group that includes aniseed things? I refuse to believe that liquorice and fennel and so on can all be such different plants and yet so similar. |
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>>470719 |
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>>470720 |
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Asda have rejected my refund request after they delivered mouldy sweet potatoes yesterday. Shower of bastards. |
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>>470763 |
>> | No. 470768
470768
It's amazing how often the answer to being stuck in a state of decision paralysis is "have a wank". I don't think it would work in a war, but in my personal life it's great. |
>> | No. 470769
470769
If I'm going to a pub then I'll usually order a pint of something like Peroni, Birra Moretti or Madri. Maybe if the likes of Carling had a Mediterranean name I'd drink them. |
>> | No. 470771
470771
What did we agree on coffee again, were the filter coffee machines worth buying compared to just using having instant? I know a lot of people have big fancy machines these days that will make all sorts and lick your arse in the morning. |
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I went over 15 years without breaking a phone, but in the past 5 years I've managed to drop and completely fuck up 2. |
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>>470779 |
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>>470779 |
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I've got piss poor download speeds lately in my back garden both on my laptop and my phone, and both on my wi-fi and the LTE mobile network. It tends to be better inside the house, but it's still not as fast as I've been used to. |
>> | No. 470784
470784
Fuck, what was I gonna do today? I'm sure there was something. I got up at 7, had a shit, went back to bed until about 12, and I've been reading about Spanish pike and shot formations on Wikipedia. |
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>>470779 |
>> | No. 470786
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That's reminded me I had one of those half-awake dream moments this morning where I was upset because I'd taken a chunk out of the top of my phone, which I have only had about 6 months. And also I was late for work. |
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>>470786 |
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>>470783 |
>> | No. 470791
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Nitzer Ebb's frontman just passed away. Please make sure your local goths are able to cope at this time. |
>> | No. 470792
470792
Sacroiliac_joint_svg.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Barely slept at all last night because my sacroiliac joint was acting up again and I had no more painkillers in the house besides some Voltarol gel which turned out to be almost no help at all, and I only had a teacup of petrol left in the tank to go to an out of hours pharmacy at 3am, and I wouldn't have been ok to drive anyway because I had just taken my mirtazapine. |
>> | No. 470793
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The Home Office has gone too far this time. |
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>>470791 |
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>>470793 |
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>>470795 |
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I think I've got a bit of heatstroke from being outside with minimal shade for about five hours yesterday without putting on any suncream, like a dafty. |
>> | No. 470801
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Went to watch sports day. If they allowed gambling I'd have made an absolute killing with an accumulator on the sole black kid winning every single race. |
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>>470798 |
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Jeremy Clarkson's childhood home is up for sale. |
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I've been suggesting that my mum to use an LLM to support her in everyday life. She's always been a bit loopy and it would be a useful tool to support her in the sunset years rather than using facey and the people around her. Unfortunately when I said today that she should ask Gemini about whether a product will help her health issues before buying it she responded that 'AI's are just for saddos' to talk to. |
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>>470817 |
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>>470812 |
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>>470817 |
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A Moonpig card has arrived in the post today, but half of the envelope is torn open at the bottom. I wonder if someone at Royal Mail thought there might be cash or a voucher inside. |
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>>470823 |
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>>470826 |
>> | No. 470829
470829
rainbow-laces-160g-bag-1625-p.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I used tricolor spaghetti with my bolognese for tea but it looked like I had a plate of rainbow laces instead. Do not recommend. |
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>>470829 |
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maxresdefault-1928621012.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've just had an unsual encounter walking home from the shop. Going past a harbourside semi-cocktail bar that attracts upper working and middle classes, there's the usual crowd of maturing lads and women not unfamiliar to cocaine. One of the women, slightly older and rougher than the usual clientel, breaks off from her group with arm outstretched to me, links hers into mine and suggests "Do-se-do" with a rhetorical questionmark. She had slightly bug eyes that you'd assosiate with a pub. We made one turn before I disengaged and reclaimed my arm, thanking her twice and buggering off without looking back. |
>> | No. 470832
470832
Fucking fruit flies. |
>> | No. 470833
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>>470832 |
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Tradition 01.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Tradition 02.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470834 |
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>>470835 |
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>>470836 |
>> | No. 470883
470883
I am already too warm. |
>> | No. 470886
470886
I thought I had a load of boring shite to do today, but I checked my emails earlier and it's tomorrow. Fucking yes, man. Now I get to do the boring shite I want to do, like washing and cooking paella. Let's rock! |
>> | No. 470903
470903
weather.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Better strap in lads. |
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>>470903 |
>> | No. 470909
470909
Just saw a lad in town who was completely dusted on whatever illegal substance. He was staggering along the shop windows carrying a small box of blank CDs, weirdly, and kept shouting "Don't buy any CDs, they're not worth it!!". |
>> | No. 470910
470910
For tea I've fried mushrooms and gnocchi in butter before adding spinach, cashew nuts, double cream and an entire block of some Polish cheese (Cascaval?) I got in Asda which tastes like Babybel. There's no way this doesn't clog my arteries. |
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>>470910 |
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>>470912 |
>> | No. 470919
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Screenshot_20250617-093606_1.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Remember to shut your doors and windows within the next hour or two lads. Keep the cool air in, warm air out. Draw the curtains and blinds in your sun-facing rooms. |
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>>470919 |
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undertale-toriel.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Started playing Undertale. |
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Renamon sweats.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470924 |
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>>470926 |
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469255449_482372367663584_1945933445716734541_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470919 |
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>>470924 |
>> | No. 470930
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Topped up my car with diesel and within a few minutes of driving I'm getting an "engine fault, have the vehicle repaired: particle filter additive too low" warning message. It feels very coincidental. |
>> | No. 470931
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>>470930 |
>> | No. 470932
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I feel dizzy, as though I'm sick or hung over, but no nausea or other symptoms with it. It's disconcerting. |
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>>470931 |
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>>470933 |
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>>470932 |
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>>470936 |
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QgKv-z69AnfxJGDJ.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470939 |
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Screenshot 2025-06-18 060022.png ![]() ![]() ![]() https://www.instagram.com/p/DK-WN2UPhiV/ |
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>>470940 |
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>>470939 >>470941 |
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>>470944 |
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Is there any savoury meal which isn't improved by sprinkling crispy onions on top? |
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dSOOef9239s_iQSK.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470948 |
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>>470949 |
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>>470950 |
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>>470951 |
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Fuck sake. |
>> | No. 470954
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Made sweet potato enchiladas for tea. Not as good as with meat, but still pretty decent. |
>> | No. 470955
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490946324_1231541642312138_76073.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Saw a fair few flying ants and freshly dug up nest entrances today. I reckon we might get a big one early this year with the heatwave x |
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>>470956 |
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Kiddo had Sports day today, in this heat. |
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>>470957 |
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Screenshot 2025-06-21 070223.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470959 |
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>>470960 |
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Screenshot 2025-06-21 065812.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470961 |
>> | No. 470963
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I'm being deafened by sodding seagulls. The belligerent beach blighting bastards barely bother breathing between bursts of brain battering bawls. |
>> | No. 470995
470995
A friend has an Airbnb and some tourist just left an unenthusiastic review because "it has no air conditioning". |
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>>470995 |
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MV5BMDgyM2MyNmEtZDA4MS00MjYyLTk0YjctMDkxYmM2NDQyZD.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470998 |
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>>470996 |
>> | No. 471001
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I don't think I have ever been to an airBNB or even a proper hotel that has air con in this country. It's just not something that you expect. |
>> | No. 471002
471002
Alright the compromise is that I can have the pizza I bought for when I can't be arsed later in the week, now, but I've got to go the dishes while it's cooking. Then the dishes will be clean so I can cook properly tomorrow. If I'm peckish later on I'll have something light like some soup. |
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>>471002 |
>> | No. 471004
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Back in that London for the first time in about a year. Hot, dust, smelly and full of traffic. Walked down one residential street and every other house had multiple security cameras pointed out the downstairs windows or cages over the doors. On the plus side I found a restaurant that does both sushi and cerviche. |
>> | No. 471005
471005
I feel like poor people are far less likely to use scan and go at the supermarket, compared with normal people. |
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>>471005 |
>> | No. 471007
471007
jamie-lee-curtis-virus-1999-2JHKN76-3708628209.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() YouTube just had a thing at the top of my recommendations that said "hello, *username*", but I only saw it as I hit refresh and it's gone now. Hopefully it's just more element blocker fodder, and I don't have one of those PCs films in the 90s that's going to try to kill me. |
>> | No. 471008
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>>471005 |
>> | No. 471010
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I've been offered £3 million a year paid direct into my bank account to leave the country and never tell anyone why. Any idea on where I should try living first? |
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>>471008 |
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>>471011 |
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>>471010 |
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>>471010 |
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>>471010 |
>> | No. 471016
471016
Debenhams really has gone to fucking shit with the move to online only, hasn't it? |
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>>471017 |
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>>471016 |
>> | No. 471021
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Dunelm are still decent; I've been doing all manner of shopping there this year after never going there in my life before. But sometimes I feel like all online shopping now is covert Chinese drop-shipping, so I've been feeling pretty smug about how little of it I do. |
>> | No. 471022
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London definitely sucks. The public transport is impeccable and there's everything you could ever want to buy or eat in easy walking distance of it but it's all more or less the same and everything that isn't repulsively corporate is dirty and falling apart. If you're not waking up to the sound of your neighbours going to the toilet then you're somewhere that costs as much and has the same ethical shortfalls as a banana republic. |
>> | No. 471023
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>>471022 |
>> | No. 471024
471024
Dunelm good? London shit? We're losing our edge. Actually did we have any to begin with? I know I didn't, but I always assumed you were picking up my slack. |
>> | No. 471025
471025
I chipped off a tiny part of one of my front teeth, by biting on the back of a small hand torch while doing some DIY. It's not really noticeable in the mirror, if at all, but I can feel it with my tongue and it's annoying. |
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>>471025 |
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>>471000 |
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I think I'm addicted to cold showers. They're so refreshing. |
>> | No. 471029
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Celebrity Puzzling on Channel 5 right now has one celebrity team consisting of Scarlett Moffatt and Carol Vorderman. Did one of you commission this series? |
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>>471029 |
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>>471030 |
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Ovaltine is crispier in Brazil. |
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>>471032 |
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>>471032 |
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LADS I'VE JUST ACCIDENTALLY FLUNG POO ON THE RADIATOR IN THE TOILET AT WORK. HOW DO I REMOVE ALL EVIDENCE OF THIS? |
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5b87d68db1c1074c2481681a36c64da8.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471035 |
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>>471036 |
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>>471037 |
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>>471038 |
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>>471037 |
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>>471039 |
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You lads need to invest in some bran flakes. |
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>>471042 |
>> | No. 471045
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The lass I flirt with at work has added me on instagram, leading me to discover she has absolutely fantastic tits that are hidden very well by her work clothes. |
>> | No. 471046
471046
My cousin is really proud of how good his son is at composing music. With reason, I think, the piece he played for us sounded great. The way the market was maybe five years ago, being a composer professionally was very tough but with doting and supportive parents it might be possible to break into it over time, make a living that way. After he's had a few more years to get better at it, anyway. |
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>>471046 |
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>>471046 |
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>>471047 |
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Another heatwave next week. |
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>>471050 |
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I did an image search for "chicken sashimi" and one of the top results is for this place. |
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>>471052 |
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>>471053 |
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>>471053 |
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PBF262-Dreamcatcher.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I forgot to put on deodorant today and went into the office but can't say I smell of anything. I don't know if I'm a pongy git and I just don't notice or if it doesn't really matter so long as you had a shower the night before. |
>> | No. 471057
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I met up with my parents this evening. I think the conversation dried up after less than an hour. |
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>>471057 |
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>>471058 |
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Fuck it. |
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>>471061 |
>> | No. 471063
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Women who give dating tips in youtube shorts get really defensive and overcompensating in the comments when you point out that they are making it all about them with little thought towards what they have to offer or what a lad in turn sees as red flags in a woman. |
>> | No. 471064
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Shall we chip in and buy Britfa.gs island? |
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>>471064 |
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>>471063 |
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I made a mental note earlier in the week to make this post but I forgot. |
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>>471064 |
>> | No. 471086
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Bit warm. |
>> | No. 471087
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If I shoved a Sodastream nozzle up my Jap's eye and gave it a squirt, do you think I'd get fizzy piss or just explode my bladder? Asking for a friend. |
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>>471087 |
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>>471067 |
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>>471089 |
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Are we facing a national shortage of skin-on fries? I haven't seen them in Lidl or Aldi for weeks, maybe even months. |
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>>471091 |
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eddie howe.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471089 |
>> | No. 471094
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I'm properly infatuated with a lass at work at the minute. I've found myself catching glances of her in the office and going out my way to buy lunch in the canteen just to chat to her and no doubt awkwardly flirt in front of everyone we work with. The worst part is that while she was always cute she's a bit younger than me and when she started I took her under my wing and gave her a lot of confidence. |
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>>471094 |
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I've been meaning to go into our usual song thread and post a song I saw in the BBC's Glastonbury coverage that I liked (by...Wunderhorse, I think?), plus also look into that drum 'n' bass woman whose name begins with K and see if she's any good. But I can't really be bothered, so just let me know if you like either of those bands, and that might motivate me, but only if you haven't already heard of them. |
>> | No. 471097
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House is full of flies at the moment despite being clean. |
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>>471097 |
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>>471099 |
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Yet again the weather forecasters have lied to me about a great big fuck off storm. |
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>>471101 |
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Salad is such bollocks. I just ate about enough of it for 4 normal portions and it's taken the edge off but I'm still hungry. Chewing away and spooning these leaves into my mouth for what felt like 30 minutes and at the end of it I'm 5 minutes away from being starving. |
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>>471103 |
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>>471103 |
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Is it just my perception, or is it usually British tourists who get kicked off flights for being drunk and/or belligerent. You don't hear a lot about that kind of thing happening with French, Dutch, or maybe even Italian tourists. |
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>>471106 |
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>>471106 |
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>>471108 |
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My eyebrows are turning blond, it's ruining my naturally brooding, Byronic look. |
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Are we allowed to talk shop in the weekday thread or do I need to create a new one in /job/? |
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>>471109 |
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FUK1eWtXoAAz05f.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471109 |
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>>471114 |
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Saw a bloke outside Tesco's this morning leaned against his car and having a cigarette next to where I was parked in the car park. I was in Tesco maybe 25 minutes and when I came back he was still smoking and there were three or four cigarette butts at his feet. |
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>>471114 |
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>>471119 |
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>>471114 |
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>>471121 |
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>>471122 |
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When I am prime minister anyone who drives in the middle of two lanes because they don't understand zipper merging shall be executed. |
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>>471124 |
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Is it just me or do Mr Kipling's lemon fancies not taste quite the same as the yellow ones from a pack of normal fondant fancies? |
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>>471127 |
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How much off a faff is it to claim gift aid as a higher rate taxpayer? I'll probably have to to through my bank transactions from last year, but I reckon there'll be about £25 to £50 I can claim back. |
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>>471129 |
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>>471130 |
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I saw a photo of Diogo Jota's car and he's unfortunately one of the more dead people who've ever been dead. |
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>>471132 |
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Big Bean.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I was hungry so put on a tray of oven potoatos - wen't the full hog and included oil, dried herbs and salt. Turned half way through, pressed down and spread a generous knob of butter across them. |
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Would this be a stupid idea? |
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>>471135 |
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>>471136 |
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>>471137 |
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I've got no desire at all to watch the Women's Euro. |
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>>471135 |
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>>471140 |
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>>471143 |
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I drank 5-6 pints of Peroni and a number of gins yesterday evening. |
>> | No. 471164
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I need some casual shoes that fall between my current options of "giant fuck off combat boots" and "white trainers that follow gremlin rules". |
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>>471164 |
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Did you watch the 7/7 memorial service? |
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Vintage Dr Marten Shoes.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471170 |
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merrell.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471173 |
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>>471173 |
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I wanted to buy some fancy whiskey, and whiskyauctioneer.com were having another auction. I put in bids for three different bottles, and if all the bids were successful, I would have been on the hook for £147 (plus all their additional fees; I can't remember what those are but I have a note next to my password for the website warning me that they are extortionate). So I really wanted to only win the auctions for two bottles. And that is exactly what happened! I'll be getting some Aberlour and some Hakushu, while the Yamazaki can go and fuck itself. It's the best possible outcome, and I feel delighted. Hurray! Remind me of this post when I come back tomorrow and rant about the fucking fees and commissions and delivery charges and other criminal thieving shit that they sting me for. |
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ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_37-3308941225.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471174 |
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Screenshot 2025-07-08 100824.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471179 |
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The only way not to lose lighters is apparently just to leave them on the table on the balcony. Wonder what's up with that. This one's been here reliably for at least three weeks. |
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I just farted while smearing Biscoff spread on a slice of bread and it caused a real visceral reaction when I caught a whiff of it. For a second I genuinely thought I was spreading diarrhea with the knife. |
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>>471182 |
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GREGG WALLACE HAS BEEN CANCELLED |
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fucking hell.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471178 |
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>>471185 |
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>>471186 |
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>>471188 |
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CHRISTIAN HORNER HAS BEEN CANCELLED |
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I got around to making a Soundcloud so I can upload the odds and ends of assorted music I have had slowly piling up on my hard drive over the last few years, so I can maybe actually show them to people. Within an hour I've had a bunch of notifications from obvious bot accounts liking and resharing the tracks I have uploaded, and leaving spammy "let's connect" messages. Sigh. |
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>>471191 |
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>>471192 |
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>>471193 |
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Williams_Christ_Obstbrand.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471185 |
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1) I have a funeral and a wedding to attend within a month of each other. I'm really going hard on this "being in my thirties" business. |
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>>471196 |
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If you think about it, a Club is just a rectangular Viscount. |
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Lady tennis is too noisy. |
>> | No. 471200
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This afternoon I saw a man wearing a cloak. That is all. |
>> | No. 471201
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Ordering a silk kimono dressing gown to wear about the house in the imminent hottening. Sat here bollock naked today and while I live alone so there's no actual issue with that, I don't like peeling my arse off the leather. |
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DsE4bmZUwAAWUMF.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471200 |
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For some reason I've decided to listen to Jake Bugg's album out last year. It's... it's not very good. |
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>>471200 |
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>>471202 |
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A can of coke exploded in my car today it was so hot, while I was driving. The ringpull end kind of prolapsed with a bang, and one of the folds created had a pinhole leak that sprayed coke everywhere until I stood it upright. |
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>>471207 |
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Screenshot 2025-07-14 140637.png ![]() ![]() ![]() At what age does a child develop the thinking ability to have a sense of geopolitics? |
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>>471245 |
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Just found out that the HMS Victory isn't even a proper replica but a discount 'victory inspired' model. It's no wonder that we have so many problems with boast in the channel. |
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>>471245 |
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Restarted my "look after yourself better you daft tosser" act. |
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I've lost just shy of a stone sînce early June just by cutting down on sweets. Haribo in all its variations used to be my vice, I'd go through a small packet in one sitting every night just for the sugar high. Instead, I'll now have something like an apple or a peach, just to have the sensation of something sweet in my mouth. And I've generally cut back on unhealthy and high calorie foods and meals. I weighed seventeen and a half stone this spring, and now I'm just over sixteen and a half. |
>> | No. 471251
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I know it's a terrible thing to say about a child, but the new Harry Potter actor looks less like a kid and more like an adult with some form of disability making them short. |
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>>471251 |
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It's so shite that Harry Potter is being remade. Not because I'm some kind of die hard for the original films, but I can't imagine anything more emblematic of our collective cultural stagnation. I don't know if J K Rowling signed off on it for the money, or to say "fuck you" to the original cast members who all think she's a dickhead, or what, but whatever the reason I think speaks to a lack of integrity on her part. This is probably one of the nicer things anyone who's not being bankrolled by Rowling is going to say about her. |
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>>471253 |
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legend of ochi.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471253 |
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chili-cheese-nacho-final-4163550175.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Nacho's and tomato based crunch |
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The vending machine at work hasn't been restocked, so I couldn't buy my usual stash of sugary snacks to scoff on my way home. That might seem like a good thing, but I am probably going to end up driving to Asda and bring home a whole cream cake that won't last the night. |
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Screenshot_20250715-165529_1.png ![]() ![]() ![]() When will the lies end? |
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0693d2bf77777b982a0804848d2bde3943ea0cd76d088ce2f5.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471258 |
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JOHN TORODE HAS BEEN CANCELLED |
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>>471258 |
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>>471260 |
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Did some medical thing cause Lena Dunham to become morbidly sexy, or did she just get really into Greggs when she moved to Britain? |
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>>471263 |
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>>471263 |
>> | No. 471267
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In a similar vein, is it actually offensive to hire midgets for a birthday party? |
>> | No. 471268
471268
LIGHTNING HAS BEEN CANCELLED |
>> | No. 471269
471269
Do press ups work your core muscles? I did some for the first time... well, functionally forever, yesterday and my staomch hurts. Just wondering if it's that or a serious bladder infection. |
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>>471269 |
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Some of the blackberries on the miniature blackberry hedge in the back garden are now turning from green to red. |
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>>471264 |
>> | No. 471273
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Just had another underwhelming mango. Why are they all pale and rubbery inside at the moment, and taste of nothing? Don't they grow year round where they are grown? |
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>>471267 |
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>>471275 |
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>>471273 |
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>>471278 |
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Does anyone these days make music like Fatboy Slim used to? |
>> | No. 471281
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>>471280 |
>> | No. 471286
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My car has a fault that means it will fail it's MOT due in October, but the cost of repairing it is worth more than the car itself so I'm likely only to get scrap value for it. |
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>>471286 |
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>>471287 |
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>>471288 |
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>>471289 |
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Facebook has started recommending me groups where women post photos of their boyfriend, and other women say whether they're dating him too. I suppose to check he's not cheating on them with anyone else. |
>> | No. 471292
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>>471290 |
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There's a VW camper for sale in my town priced just about my entire savings bank. I'm wondering if I should buy it but I don't know a thing about cars and don't even have a provisional license. |
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>>471293 |
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>>471263 |
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>>471294 |
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That penalty shootout in the women's Euros was comically terrible. But that made it exciting. I looked if we had a women's football thread and we don't; perhaps I should make one that will get three posts from me every two years and permanent silence from the rest of you. England certainly aren't lasting much longer in this tournament, playing like that. |
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>>471297 |
>> | No. 471299
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Anyone noticed the uptick in 'It goes to show' around here, just lately? Where's that coming from, then? |
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>>471297 |
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>>471297 |
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mythical converse.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Positives: my grilled chicken and mango chutney sandwich on olive bread was perfect. |
>> | No. 471304
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>>471303 |
>> | No. 471305
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I've watched the first ~12 minutes of Spain against Switzerland. I thought women's football was meant to be improving, but it's still extremely amateurish. |
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>>471304 |
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christmas tennessee green bay.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471305 |
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>>471303 |
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>>471308 |
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>>471307 |
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>>471310 |
>> | No. 471312
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We should be doing more high concept posts. |
>> | No. 471313
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The one local corner shop near me that had Twiglets was out of stock, so I went on a quest to find a pack. Not one of the eight corner shops I went to had them on the shelves. I never see them in places like Tesco Express or Sainsburys Local either. I could buy a multipack from a big supermarket in the daytime, but that defeats the purpose of getting a pack as the occasional treat, plus multipack snacks always seem to have less flavour than their single pack corner shop counterparts. So far I've noticed the phenomenon with Twiglets, Discos, and McCoys. Discos are by far the worst offender, with the intensity of the salt and vinegar flavour ranging from barely being able to feel a thing, to having the top layer of your tongue burnt off in an ecstasy of snack masochism. |
>> | No. 471314
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Fourth pressing.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471313 |
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>>471310 |
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>>471312 |
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>>471317 |
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>>471317 |
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>>471324 |
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>>471326 |
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>>471324 |
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>>471333 |
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>>471334 |
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>>471335 |
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>>471336 |
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>>471340 |
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>>471335 |
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>>47133 |
>> | No. 471360
471360
A friend just told me that she was burglarised Friday morning. She was in the bathroom showering not even for ten minutes, and during that time somebody got in through the open patio door. They nicked a £500 camera and some gold earrings. Luckily they didn't spot her laptop on a chair under the kitchen table. Police have told her that this kind of thing is happening all over the country at the moment and that you shouldn't leave any open doors to your house unattended for more than a brief moment. And they especially target people during vulnerable moments, e.g. somebody's morning shower or when they are just out walking their dog for a few minutes. |
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>>471360 |
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>>471360 |
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>>471361 |
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>>471360 |
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>>471364 |
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>>471364 |
>> | No. 471367
471367
I've decided to try out Vinted, paid roughly £11 each for 3 shirts that have, allegedly, only been worn a few times. Will have to see what they're like when they arrived. |
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>>471365 |
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>>471366 |
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>>471369 |
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>>471369 |
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>>471368 |
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>>471373 |
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>>471370 |
>> | No. 471376
471376
I live in a pikey hellhole and I often leave my door open when I get home from work to encourage refreshing breezes. I've not had any bad experiences yet; perhaps they know I am mere feet away from the door and perfectly willing to angrily charge down any fucker who comes in. Or it could be the fact I have a front garden. |
>> | No. 471377
471377
The storm they've been teasing for weeks is finally here! |
>> | No. 471378
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>>471377 |
>> | No. 471379
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harry-harrington.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I had someone try my door once after they managed to kick in the door to my downstairs neighbours. Unfortunately for them I work from home whenever I can. |
>> | No. 471380
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VICTORIA COREN MITCHELL HAS LOST WEIGHT |
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>>471380 |
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>>471379 |
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>>471379 |
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>>471385 |
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>>471385 |
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I think I might've fucked up with my flat and it's making me anxious. |
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>>471388 |
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>>471385 |
>> | No. 471391
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RIP ARE OZZY OSBOURNE! |
>> | No. 471392
471392
Starting to have doubts that my lesbian co-worker is a lesbian. We were talking about music and I mentioned Pink Pony Club and she just said "I don't get it, not for me". That's like one of you pair not liking Robot Wars or something, it's for you. |
>> | No. 471393
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>>471392 |
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>>471391 |
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>>471392 |
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>>471395 |
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>>471395 |
>> | No. 471398
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My letting agent is coming over to investigate an issue, which I'm concerned about. I use (and pay for) comparitively little electric and insist on recipts during collection, now they're arranging to inspect the meter. I thump it from time to time which stops it from audiably grinding, which perhaps jams a gear, but my debit recipts from an old home showed very similar usage. |
>> | No. 471399
471399
>>471398 |
>> | No. 471400
471400
I've entirely ignored the women's Euro, and I'm not going to start watching now, just because our lasses may well be in the final. |
>> | No. 471401
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>>471392 |
>> | No. 471402
471402
I have the day off. I'm currently eating a bowl of Nesquik, watching an episode of Diagnosis Murder, still in my pyjamas. |
>> | No. 471403
471403
>>471398 |
>> | No. 471404
471404
My Hankey the Christmas Poo.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it weird to keep a rag on your private desk, mostly for blown noses and greasy lips? Mine also sees use mopping spilled tea and occasionally during mild wanks. |
>> | No. 471405
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DwTKs_TVAAU86z8-581170892.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471402 |
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>>471404 |
>> | No. 471407
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Just fixed the washing machine again. I guess I overloaded it last night, it made a whole lot of banging noises and at the end of it you could see through the door that the drum was "sagging" and the rubber seal was stretched downward and had a tear in one spot. |
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>>471407 |
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>>471408 |
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1753373345441824.png ![]() ![]() ![]() The Hulkster died. |
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>>471410 |
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471412
Who's next? |
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>>471412 |
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>>471412 |
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>>471412 |
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>>471415 |
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471417
Apparently one of the original Elder Scrolls writers died too, that's probably more famous for you lot. |
>> | No. 471418
471418
https://deathlist.net/ |
>> | No. 471419
471419
Chuck Mangione has just snuffed it, but I suspect that no-one else has heard of him. |
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>>471411 |
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I don't give a flying fuck about some dead Yank. |
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>>471419 |
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>>471420 |
>> | No. 471424
471424
Just paid off my credit card for this month. It was a bit unsettling seeing the amount of £1,100 everytime I opened the app, even considering that the lion share of it was of course my holiday in Crete. But still. I don't normally spend that kind of money in a billing cycle. Here at home I mainly use my credit card for petrol and the odd thing I buy online. Which adds up to no more than £250 to £300 during a given month. |
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471459
A middle aged woman and a teenage girl, both dressed modestly, knocked on my door. They asked me about suffering, and told me many people around here suffer, moreso nowadays than during our parents' and grandparents' generations. |
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>>471459 |
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>>471459 |
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Parchment contract.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471424 |
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>>471460 |
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>>471462 |
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>>471463 |
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471467
The other day I was at Lancaster castle and there was a man complaining about how low the stone door frames were and wondering how short people must have been in them days. |
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>>471466 |
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>>471424 |
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>>471470 |
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Had loads of cabbage for lunch and dinner today and I'm paying for it because I've had massive flatulence all evening. |
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>>471475 |
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>>471479 |
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>>471471 |
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>>471481 |
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>>471483 |
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>>471483 |
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>>471484 |
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I recently got my first passport and to test the travelling waters just booked 20 days in Thailand. Thought I'd save a oner by flying Air India with an eponymous layover. |
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>>471487 |
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>>471487 |
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>>471489 |
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>>471489 |
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Why do so many women and girls nowadays have so many tattoos? I feel as though about one in five are absolutely covered in them, the situation is spiralling out of control I tell you. |
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>>471492 |
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>>471493 |
>> | No. 471498
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I'm somewhat interested in checking out Brit.Net, the new isolated internet service coming 2035. Sounds nuts but we could finally make use of a constituency noticeboard, forum and real time. Police would obviously be the moderators. |
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Kelly_Foran.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471498 |
>> | No. 471505
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>>471492 |
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Just got up and my shoulder hurts. Must have slept on it wrong. |
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Spending the morning looking up headphone repairs like I'm not just going to buy a new pair. What a worm. |
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>>471492 |
>> | No. 471512
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Hope my therapist noticed how thin I look. |
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image_2025-07-30_130152217.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>471508 |
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5f7a479ebccb29a5076367c02b6781cf.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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>>471514 |
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>>471512 |
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>>471513 |
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>>471514 |
>> | No. 471525
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Lip-Tattoo-48-353038539.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I quite like tattoos, myself. Sure they can be intimidating, even on creative types, but they lend insight into the character of their wearers more significant than clothes and accessories that can simply be taken off. We all know what we'd be talking about to that fat goth lass from >>/x/43972 (she's probably sick of it, tbh). |
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>>471525 |
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>>471526 |
>> | No. 471528
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MV5BM2NjMjg4YzItNjcwYy00NzZlLWJh.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've been hearing and seeing variations of "speak to the organ grinder, not the monkey" everywhere lately. Including in my dreams. I might ask if I were a more unhinged man what the universe is trying to tell me or if I'm being subtly programmed by nefarious forces, who is this organ grinder and what will it take to make the voices stop? |
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>>471528 |
>> | No. 471530
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I got a new bed - 2 small flat mattresses sold as dog beds at Pets At Home. Much better than my wonkey sofabed that was distoring my spine. Only feel mild hip discomfort now, but only when I sleep on my sides. |
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>>471530 |
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>>471531 |
>> | No. 471533
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Went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend tonight and got teriyaki sauce on my shirt without noticing. It was pretty much dried out to an almost tarlike consistency by the time I got home, at which point it was impossible to get out with a sponge and a bit of water. I've just put it in the wash, with some extra liquid detergent right on the stain, and I hope that'll fix it. It's my favourite shirt at the moment, so I would really be annoyed if it was ruined. |
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>>471533 |
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>>471535 |
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>>471534 |
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>>471533 |
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>>471538 |
>> | No. 471541
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I saw three separate foxes out on my route, and when I got back the vending machine gave me two wispa golds for free. It's been a pretty good day overall. |
>> | No. 471542
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I'm fairly certain I have Covid. At least four people have had it at work this month, and I feel absolutely rotten now. |
>> | No. 471545
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Credit to SoundCloud for, within a day, binning an obvious spam account I reported. I didn't actually expect fuck all to happen, but someone (or something...) sent me an email about it and everything. |
>> | No. 471546
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Got my CD of Private Dancer by Tina Turner in the post today. If you are serious about collecting 80s mainstream pop, then that's one of the essential albums of the era. Among many others. |
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>>471546 |
>> | No. 471548
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Haven't eaten since my 8am breakfast, so I'm going to Asda now to get some four cheese pizza. Somehow I'm in the mood for that today. |
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