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I think we're due a new thread, and this picture idea, especially considering the mark, I couldn't not make. |
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I was really craving some sweets earlier but as I walked to my local cornershop I realised the schools are still not out for the summer. My local shop is opposite a primary school you see so come 1530 its packed with children and mothers. |
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sun.jpg I AM FUCKING DYING, MAKE IT STOP. |
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I've downloaded Spore for my kids, although I've decided to have a crack at it myself, but fucked if I can understand the paint system on the character creator. |
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I'm not sure if I hate my job or I just hate working. |
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Bertrand Russell's essay on this subject is a long read, but it's well worth it: |
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I want to enjoy this evening outside but some cunt's house alarm in the next street has been going off for fucking hours now. |
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Give it to me straight lads. I'm early 20s. Am I gonna get to nob around with free money whilst robots do the shit in a world where only the hardest jobs require people who will earn lots, or am I gonna be dealing with Janet from HR telling me my email footer doesn't comply with the business accepted standard because I refuse to put a number on it. |
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20160718_205802 2.jpg Speaking of queen bees, there's been a spider building wispy fucking cobwebs in the corner of my living room for months and I can only assume it's a she because she moves so fucking fast and I haven't seen any other spiders around in the house since she moved in. She's clearly established a pecking order and she's not letting go for love nor money. For the past 3 hours since I got home from work she's been hanging out in the corner between her skirting board when her lair is and the entrance to the kitchen, just far enough out that I feel worried she'll scuttle over my feet whenever I want to make a cuppa. She's gone back a few times when I've moved the door or stamped on the ground but she kept coming back out so now I'm not messing. I've already evicted her a few months ago out the back door but somehow she's come back in and now she's just there, not fucking moving, on my carpet. Taunting me with the fact she doesn't pay rent and my arachnophobia makes me unwilling to go near the hole in the skirting board that's her digs. |
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Not even 50 posts and we have a cunt off. |
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ross.jpg >>23278 |
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https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/power-toothpaste-the-first-caffeinated-toothpaste/#/ |
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Here I am, sat in thirty degree heat, and I don't even have a 9/10 Asian bird that does anal to comfort me. I would just bed in for a siesta but I'm supposed to be on a conference call which nobody appears to have set up. |
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I just had an argument with the missus for going in a hot bath on a day like this. Is it just me that thinks that is fucking mental and a one way ticket to brain damage? |
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Today's word of the day is "immolation". |
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I cut some skinny jeans in half yesterday because the only other shorts I own are from when I was a fatty-fatty-fat-fat. Anyway, I fell asleep for about an hour earlier and the button fell off them. |
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Alex Turner and Miles Kane have become an unbearable parody of everything they were against. |
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The-Last-Shadow-Puppets-Aviation-Video.jpg >>23305 |
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2016-07-19 23.18.11.jpg This is the only place it's comfortable. Sat on a camping chair, outside, at 23:20. Fuck me. It also appears my phone has adaptive ISO on the rolling shutter. Interesting. |
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Fucking kids playing on the street because their parents are too lazy to take them to a park or let them go play on the MASSIVE FUCKING FIELD that's just around the corner, because they'd rather be able to still sit out in their shorts drinking Stella. Why do we even have such an infestation of children on this street? There's one big family who seem to operate like a hive where there are three generations and several cousins present all day long; and there's another family whose mum seems to be a child minder of sorts bringing yet more mewling brats hereto disturb my peace. The thing is I know it makes me a bit of a misery guts to hate the sound of kids playing outside and getting exercise, but surely it's some sort of anti-social behaviour if it's fucking constant from the moment I get home from work, until about 9pm, and the parents don't even tell them to be quiet when they're sat screaming at each other over who gets to use which fucking ball or whatever. |
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People who routinely whine and do so incessantly about the two days of nice weather we get each year. |
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>>23339 nice weather |
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Is it too much to ask for this heat to be spread over several decent days instead of one or two unbearably hot and humid ones? |
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I looked down at my foot and it's been bleeding, it must have been for quite a while judging by the amount of blood. Anyway, I was blissfully unaware of this and now I've looked at it it won't stop stinging. |
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THSWHistory.gif Another thing to consider is the THSW index -- Temperature, Humidity, Solar (Radiation), Wind. It's basically a 'feels like' as compared to some standard conditions. Because it's so humid here, and there wasn't a lot of wind, and we get a fair amount of solar radiation (~1000Wm^-2 on a good day), it 'feels' a lot higher than it is. The attached graph shows yesterday it was brushing 40. |
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OutsideHumidityHistory.gif >>23360 |
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I have flu. It's fucking July. |
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If that attempted kidnapping does turn out to be a great white whale hunt, we really do have properly shit terrorists. |
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563b93e38a0e9british_gas.jpg These fucking useless twats. Not only have I had a massive surprise bill that they refuse to change but I was meant to get my housemates added onto the account last week so they can call in. |
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Capture.png |
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Do you ever just realise how utterly buggered and depressing your life is and that you're always doomed to fail at any and all attempts to improve it? |
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Out of knowhere, a sponsored ad in my facebook newsfeed that invited me to like Theresa May, with no other options. It wouldn't initially let me select to block all further contact from Theresa May. |
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My friend's insistence that 4 weeks = 1 month. |
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I never, ever, tell Google/Facebook/etc that I'm 'not interested' in anything -- it allows them to build an ever more accurate profile of you. I have 'trending' shit about football coming up. I hate football. |
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I'm haunted by a girl in my dreams. I must have only met her once and she left a mark, we talked a few times online after that but then she disappeared. She really might as well be on Mars for all my chance of seeing her again. |
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*ring ring* |
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boa.png >>23404 |
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sharp_edges_by_kml91225-d4642g0.jpg >>23419 |
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I find the Daily Show to be more of an expanded version if the Facebook hugbox. |
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Yes, it is very hot, and yes, the weather was quite different quite recently, please stop telling me about it every 18 seconds. |
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FB_IMG_1469354382862.jpg The "word porn" page on Facebook. I'm currently shitting and hence on my mobile so I can't type out the full length rant I'd like to, but fuck it. |
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People who use fagbook and whine about their fagbook grievances on britfa.gs. |
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2016-07-24_14h08_47.jpg >>23457 |
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Today I've spent fuck knows how long trying to solve the problem of why my dishwasher wasn't draining properly. Checking the pipes for blockages or knots, tasks which take considerably longer as it's a built in unit rather than a freestanding one. Only then does my girlfriend, the one who insisted I drop everything to solve the problem that very second and blamed me for it happening by claiming I hadn't rinsed the dishes enough before putting them in, mention that she'd turned off the dishwasher and unloaded it a few minutes before the end of the previous cycle because |
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Your shit Chow-Mein I expressly told you I didn't want any of is in no way equal to the delicious special fired rice I ordered, so eating the rest of my order then leaving half of yours is not okay, okay, prick/mum? |
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I just had a degenerate bath because I decided to get a KFC whilst it was running (risky, I know, what if there was traffic?) and sat and ate it whilst in the bath. |
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New Robot Wars. Dara is no Craig Charles and the lighting is really getting on my tits. Same for the camera shots. I've watched the original on Challenge recently so I'm not looking at this with rose-tinted nostalgia goggles. |
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Jesus, a 'I ate KFC in the bath with the dog watching' post really brought out a few repressed feelings here. |
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I'm a lonely cunt and really struggled maintaining friends late in uni and afterwards in the first bit out of it. My school/ A-level mates all but abandoned me. |
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Steam games in "early access" that also have DLC. |
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Webinars. They're like being in a very boring meeting with Max Headroom. |
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I'm currently reading a bit about the BHS collapse and the pension fund malarkey, and I'm getting wound up at how people are discussing it. |
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message.png No error code. No log message. No useful information whatsoever. Thanks, Microsoft! |
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The audio from my Xbox to my TV wasn't working. So I mess about with the TV settings and get nothing, do the same with the Xbox setting and still get nothing. I change the HDMI cable over for another one, nada. Then finally I use both cables hooked up to my laptop and the TV still doesn't put any audio out. Bearing in mind the TV part of my TV is still a-okay with regards to audio output I'm totally at a loss as to what's wrong with it now. |
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Today I dug a trench |
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smartphones.jpg Smartphones at concerts. Up until recently I never witnessed this phenomenon because I usually attend small gigs with lesser known bands, but it seems the more popular the band, the more idiots there are trying to record videos for their instagram pages and twatter feeds. |
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My own ability to judge how long train journeys will take. I was worried I'd be late but I'm a full hour early. |
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A work mate of mine and I went to a short conference in the last 2 days and fuck me... did I find the cunt... irritating... |
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The amount of British Youtubers who have that sort of speech impediment here they say "dis" or "vis" instead of "this" and horribly mangle the letters L and R. It's bloody embarrassing to listen to. |
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I was at a two-day conference, and saw this right pair of tossers. One of them paid for a pint in small change and made a load of odd noises when they were sat down. The other seemed a bit on the slow side and insisted on doing what sounded like some really tedious shit. |
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Red_quinoa.png Fucking quinoa. |
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Couscous is quite nice. |
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I'd eat more quinoa because I understand it's a superfood of some kind, but it's prohibitively expensive. |
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Ainsley Harriot couscous & risotto.jpg >>23513 |
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13680269_10153894321533237_7533566963072618400_o.jpg >>23520 |
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I'm turning into a stereotypical miserable old white cunt and I'm not even in my mid thirties yet. I want it to stop. |
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hj-prelude-hike.jpg Achtung remainjugend schnell schnell |
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Andy Coulson was, for some inexplicable reason, giving a moron's rundown of why Brexit happened. |
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It's always been a minor point of insecurity, at least since first seeing the film, that I have the same first name as Ferris Bueller's mate. |
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Sugar being piled into everything. I thought Ovaltine was a fairly innocent drink until I read over the ingredients/nutritional information and found it had more sugar than Nesquik mix. |
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I was just popping onto the internet to have a wank but I've ended up here and its been half an hour already. There is something terribly wrong when I procrastinate on such simple pleasures and manage to lose so much time without even realising. |
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Someone I know got married today. She's already changed her surname on Facebook and tagged herself in a life event about it. |
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Some days I think I'll want children, and some days I get woken up before 8 on a Sunday by other people's children. |
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maxresdefault.jpg Alton Towers banging on about having the first virtual reality ride in the country when I was going on one at American Adventure twenty years ago. |
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In the weekend thread I explained how I built a patio thing for my mum. I've spent so long down there browsing the Internet on my phone I've bought another 500mb data for six fucking quid because I've enjoyed sitting down here so much. Fucking rip off, I need to get a new contract. |
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phonebill.png >>23570 |
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I'm basically a massive prick on every competitive game I play online. I try not to be, but I'm just that much better than everyone else that it's hard for me to understand why other people have to be so crap. |
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I've finally listened to Wildflower by The Avalanches and it's... a bit shit. |
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>>23578 |
>> | No. 23582
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>>23581 |
>> | No. 23583
23583
My grandad is on his way out and I love him very dearly. |
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>>23583 |
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>>23584 |
>> | No. 23586
23586
The old bint on Only Connect is getting on my tits. |
>> | No. 23587
23587
>>23586 |
>> | No. 23588
23588
Despite the massive fall in the value of the pound against the dollar, I still somehow managed to only receive £11,036.00 from a $15,000.00 invoice. Thanks Santander, you bunch of thieving bastards. |
>> | No. 23589
23589
Anglo fucking saxons. Scum, the lot of them. |
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>>23589 |
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>>23590 |
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>>23591 |
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>>23592 |
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>>23593 |
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>>23246 |
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>>23595 |
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>>23596 |
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>>23597 |
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>>23595 |
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23600
My phone signal at home is apparently so pathetically weak that something as simple as putting the handset in my trouser pocket is enough to cause it to go "no service". |
>> | No. 23601
23601
The ubiquity of lists. 12 Things You Don't Know About That Game/TV Show/Film You Like, 4 Things That Will Repulse Anyone Thick Enough to View This "Article", 7 Life Hacks That Will Revolutionise How You Masturbate, 12 Half Arsed Examples of Pop-Psychology Masquerading as News, and so on and so forth. I'm not outright opposed to them, but I'm starting to feel like a Year 8 English teacher or something, but I don't even have that low level of authority with which to influence the situation. |
>> | No. 23602
23602
The human digestive system or more specifically how fragile it can be. I thought I could handle a bowl of branflakes with raisins but oh God my breakfast couldn't have taken more than an hour on its commute. |
>> | No. 23603
23603
>>23602 |
>> | No. 23604
23604
A thousand thousand voices cry out to me, louder ever louder, "eat another eclair and be rid of us forever!" but I know their lies well so with all my vitality I push them down to the darkest depths of my being. Still they hunger. |
>> | No. 23605
23605
>>23599 |
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23606
>>23605 |
>> | No. 23607
23607
There are few things more apologetic than someone who's just poured you a pint of line cleaner without noticing. That stuff stinks. |
>> | No. 23608
23608
Someone's nicked my satellite dish. It's been on my house since I moved in and I've never used it, but some builders came to do some external work so they removed it and fixed it to the scaffolding. The scaffolding was taken away yesterday morning, and I found the dish unceremoniously dumped in my neighbour's garden. I promply moved it to my own garden in preparation for it to go back up. After spending last night at my other half's, I've come home this evening to find it missing. Either that or I can't find it in the dark. |
>> | No. 23609
23609
When you accidentally get two non-white people confused with each other... I'm crap with names and I get people mixed up all the time but whenever it happens with brownlads I just feel like a racist prick and I'm pretty sure they judge me as such. Ho hum. |
>> | No. 23610
23610
Really not a fan of the Daily Mail's new font. |
>> | No. 23611
23611
>>23610 |
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23612
>>23610 |
>> | No. 23613
23613
Outrageous call charges on customer service lines. What exactly am I paying for here, if I ask does the lass talk dirty to me? |
>> | No. 23614
23614
>>23613 |
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23615
>>23613 |
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23616
>>23613 |
>> | No. 23617
23617
When I watch Olympics on the red button channels the top and bottom inch of the screen are cut off. |
>> | No. 23618
23618
>>23617 |
>> | No. 23619
23619
harry-styles-unzips-pants-main[1].jpg >>23618 |
>> | No. 23620
23620
>>23618 |
>> | No. 23621
23621
Why didn't anyone tell me that gorging on fried chicken, chocolate and bananas would turn my stomach into an alchemst's hellscape? |
>> | No. 23622
23622
I took too much speed on Friday night and now I feel a right grumpy sod. Hopefully this black mood will lift by tomorrow morning. |
>> | No. 23623
23623
Pretty certain I'm never going to sort my life out. |
>> | No. 23625
23625
Websites that break middle-mouse-button functionality. |
>> | No. 23626
23626
>>23623 |
>> | No. 23627
23627
Today my takeaway driver got lost and phoned me up for directions despite the fact he knew none of the roads and none of the landmarks I described. Wouldn't be so bad but I literally put the coordinates of my home on the notes section of the Just-Eat ticket. |
>> | No. 23628
23628
>>23627 |
>> | No. 23629
23629
This is exactly what it feels like to have a psychotic episode. |
>> | No. 23630
23630
>>23629 |
>> | No. 23631
23631
I have an a account with The Cloud that I can only use on my phone because I've forgotten the password, and like any sensible person I used fake details to register it. |
>> | No. 23632
23632
It's not until you try the finer things that you realise how shite everything you have is. |
>> | No. 23633
23633
>>23631 |
>> | No. 23634
23634
32 today plus humidity, so it easily felt like it was in the 40's. Same tomorrow apparently, and I just found out my cat died. Just going to drink and bake in the sun. |
>> | No. 23635
23635
Capture.png >>23634 |
>> | No. 23636
23636
>>23634 |
>> | No. 23637
23637
There are normal people having normal fun underneath me and it's reminding me how normal I wish I was. |
>> | No. 23638
23638
I like to visit the DM solely to see what Peter Obourne has to say, but it's difficult to get through his articles with the mass of T & A down the right hand side of my screen. |
>> | No. 23639
23639
372AD6E600000578-3737714-image-a-32_1471040097888.jpg >>23638 |
>> | No. 23640
23640
image.jpg Make it stop. |
>> | No. 23641
23641
>>23640 |
>> | No. 23642
23642
>"If you had children you'd understand" |
>> | No. 23643
23643
20160813215435_1.jpg >>23641 |
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>>23640 |
>> | No. 23645
23645
Shouldn't have had that third pastry. |
>> | No. 23646
23646
>>23645 |
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23647
>>23644 |
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23648
>>23646 |
>> | No. 23649
23649
How does the grease from my face always end up on my glasses? There's no direct contact between face and lens. |
>> | No. 23650
23650
My girlfriend's family are staying over for a couple of days, which means putting up with things like dirty pots being left all over the house. They left all the lights on downstairs last night. |
>> | No. 23651
23651
>>23650 |
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>>23650 |
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>>23652 |
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>>23653 |
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>>23654 |
>> | No. 23656
23656
The Olympics are sort of making me want to kill myself/others. |
>> | No. 23657
23657
>>23652 |
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>>23657 |
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23659
>>23657 |
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23660
>>23659 |
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23661
>>23659 |
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23662
>>23659 |
>> | No. 23663
23663
People are crap at dirty talk, even the ones who get filmed. |
>> | No. 23664
23664
Titles that capitalize every letter. I know there is no universal rule on this but who the bloody hell do they think they are, not even God gets every letter capitalized. |
>> | No. 23665
23665
img_8430-blog-this-one.jpg >>23664 |
>> | No. 23666
23666
There's been fireworks going off a few nights in recent weeks. I'm a member of a local area Facebook group and every time it happens people sincerely start posting that it's drug dealers letting them off to let all their users know that they've got some gear in. It's some of the most hysterical yet mundane discussions I've seen in quite some time. |
>> | No. 23667
23667
Bunch of pikeys have moved in on a field behind my street. |
>> | No. 23668
23668
>>23667 |
>> | No. 23669
23669
Jeremy bad idea.jpg I sent off for an Irish passport but had to send my British one as proof of ID. |
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>>23669 |
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>>23670 |
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>>23671 |
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>>23672 |
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>>23672 |
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>>23670 |
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>>23675 |
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>>23676 |
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>>23677 |
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>>23678 |
>> | No. 23680
23680
I had about three things I wanted to post about in this thread but I got distracted replying to some other posts and forgot what they were. |
>> | No. 23682
23682
It's A Level results day and I haven't seen a single picture of young totty jumping in the air yet. Fucking femiñism. |
>> | No. 23683
23683
>>23682 |
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23684
>>23682 |
>> | No. 23686
23686
I cannot, regardless of what I do beforehand, wake up before 10AM. It's really pissing me off. |
>> | No. 23687
23687
>>23516 |
>> | No. 23688
23688
I ordered through Ebay, and it was delivered by Amazon logistics. |
>> | No. 23689
23689
People pretending to care about Syria because of a photograph of a child. |
>> | No. 23690
23690
Earlier one of the ambient tracks from Conker: Live & Reloaded popped into my head and I began to hum it, now I can't recall a single note. I've noticed this phenomenon a lot with music. I don't find it irritating until it's something I can't even look it up though. |
>> | No. 23691
23691
>>23690 |
>> | No. 23692
23692
That yoghurt advert for team GB presented by an American :/ |
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23693
>>23689 |
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23694
>>23693 |
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23695
>>23686 |
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23696
>>23694 |
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23697
>>23693 |
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23698
>>23697 |
>> | No. 23699
23699
The apples i bought yesterday got smushed in the bag and now they're soft and taste funny. My first world guilt compels me to eat them regardless. |
>> | No. 23700
23700
>>23699 |
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23701
>>23694 |
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>>23701 |
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>>23702 |
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>>23703 |
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23705
>>23704 |
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>>23703 |
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>>23706 |
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23708
>>23707 |
>> | No. 23709
23709
wikinazis.png >>23704 |
>> | No. 23711
23711
>>23709 |
>> | No. 23712
23712
I've just reached my letting agency to report an appliance fault. I've reached their "office is closed" message telling me their opening hours and to call back when they're open again. This message says their Saturday hours are 10am-5pm. |
>> | No. 23713
23713
>>23712 |
>> | No. 23714
23714
>>23713 |
>> | No. 23715
23715
The endless cock-sucking of Usain Bolt that the BBC are engaging in. I mean, I like him, but he's just a guy that runs fast. I'm over it already. |
>> | No. 23716
23716
>>23714 |
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23717
>>23716 |
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23718
>>23717 |
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23719
>>23718 |
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23720
>>23718 |
>> | No. 23721
23721
For whatever reason I'm watching Transformers. Channel Four keep breaking to adverts about a second before the end of a scene, so it's cutting off a bit of dialogue. They keep doing it and it's bothering me. I'd say the film is shit, but that goes without saying. |
>> | No. 23722
23722
Fully-grown adults that have a stick up their arse about swearing. I'll instinctively watch my language around little kids because I don't want to be the one teaching them new words but if you're an adult who can't let the odd Fuck slip past them without acting like they've been shot you probably need to grow up and realise it's just a word. It's usually the God squad cunts and all. |
>> | No. 23723
23723
The Brazilians have made an utter fucking hash of the Olympic anthem again. |
>> | No. 23724
23724
>>23721 |
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23725
>>23724 |
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>>23725 |
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>>23722 |
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23728
>>23727 |
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23729
>>23727 |
>> | No. 23730
23730
Im walking through Harlow. It's like traversing a Fat Slags strip. Also I walked past a brown person speaking Polish. Very odd. |
>> | No. 23731
23731
>>23729 |
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23732
>>23731 |
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23733
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>>23733 |
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>>23732 |
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>>23731 |
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>>23736 |
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23738
>>23727 |
>> | No. 23739
23739
Screen Shot 2016-08-22 at 18.18.23.png My Irish passport was due today, it's not even moved off the first stage. |
>> | No. 23740
23740
>>23739 |
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23742
>>23740 |
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>>23742 |
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>>23743 |
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>>23739 |
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>>23745 |
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>>23742 |
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>>23745 |
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23749
>>23747 |
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>>23746 |
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>>23750 |
>> | No. 23752
23752
I've had 6 Music on for the past hour or so and I've remembered why I don't listen to it much. The constant reading out of self indulgent texts from people wanking over their taste in music is insufferable. |
>> | No. 23753
23753
When you're trying to eat dinner and watch Star Trek but all you feel is envy for the dead. |
>> | No. 23754
23754
>>23746 |
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23755
>>23749 |
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>>23754 |
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>>23755 |
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>>23754 |
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>>23758 |
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>>23757 |
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>>23757 |
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23762
>>23761 |
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>>23761 |
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>>23762 |
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>>23739 |
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23766
>>23764 |
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23767
>>23765 |
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23768
>>23767 |
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23769
>>23764 |
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23770
>>23769 |
>> | No. 23771
23771
Really, really can't stand the Olympics coverage. No one can possibly care what snacks they have on the plane back from Rio, can they? |
>> | No. 23772
23772
When people won't reply to your texts but are still perfectly capable of liking your inane Facebook statuses. Are you passive-aggressively ignoring me or not! |
>> | No. 23773
23773
Normally I drink lager and red wine. Lately, due to the company I've been keeping, I've been drinking cider and white wine. |
>> | No. 23774
23774
I've somehow lost the ability of knowing when to use 'into' and when to use 'in to'. |
>> | No. 23775
23775
There's a fucking man on my fucking TV and I think the fucker's wearing a fucking pencil as a fucking accessory. Fuck me, I'm so fucking angry. |
>> | No. 23776
23776
>>23775 |
>> | No. 23777
23777
Windows 10... I like that they've |
>> | No. 23778
23778
>>23777 |
>> | No. 23779
23779
Sainsburys charge £1.50 for 6 easy peelers or £2 for 12. Charge £1 for 6, you bastards. |
>> | No. 23780
23780
>>23779 |
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23781
>>23778 |
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23782
>>23780 |
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23783
>>23782 |
>> | No. 23784
23784
This utter shitcunt is driving aggressively around my area and revving his car as if it's going out of fashion. I stuck my head out the window earlier to see a yellow lamborghini doing about 50 around a bend that's meant for 10-15 km, kids play around here, people cycle, it's generally quiet and peaceful - but only until the fucking cacophony of a sputtering engine drowns out the silence. We get it mate, you have a small dick, your daddy paid for your weekend rental - now fuck off and smash into a brick wall quickly. |
>> | No. 23785
23785
>>23784 |
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>>23785 |
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>>23785 |
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>>23787 |
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>>23788 |
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>>23784 |
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>>23787 |
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>>23784 |
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23793
>>23791 |
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23794
>>23787 |
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23795
>>23791 |
>> | No. 23796
23796
Audience participation. I went to a sermon a friends aunt wanted me to go to, just out of curiosity really, and, well...Lads, I got faith healed. This was about 15 minutes after him calling me out after looking at me a lot and saying "How are you finding this, son?". All I could think was that I'd been rumbled and clearly didn't look like a believer. To be honest I'm mostly just annoyed that it meant someone got overlooked for my sake, when it probably would've actually meant something to them. |
>> | No. 23797
23797
>>23796 |
>> | No. 23798
23798
I know it's still early but mum has been the only person to say happy birthday today. I even had a lengthy exchange with a friend about attending her birthday party next week. |
>> | No. 23799
23799
P1450736.hat.jpg >>23798 |
>> | No. 23800
23800
>>23798 |
>> | No. 23806
23806
allevyn-adhesive.jpg A locum nurse put an adhesive dressing on a wound for me first thing. I suggested that maybe she might want to clean up the flaky skin around the edges (fallout from an adverse reaction to a previous dressing) so that it sticks better, but no, it'll be fine, she said. Almost four hours later and one side of the pad is hanging off. It won't stick back down because almost none of the adhesive is exposed thanks to all the flakes of skin stuck to it. Even worse, the gel lining that's supposed to stay on all week has managed to stick firmly to the pad rather than my skin. |
>> | No. 23808
23808
>>23806 |
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23809
>>23808 |
>> | No. 23810
23810
quicksaver-cpr-face-shields-bulk.jpg >>23809 |
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23811
>>23806 |
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23812
>>23811 |
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23814
>>23812 |
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23815
>>23814 |
>> | No. 23816
23816
The bananas I bought the last time I went shopping seem to be twice the size of they usually are. That might sound like a good thing, but they're like a meal all by themselves. |
>> | No. 23817
23817
Earlier today, my call blocker sent some junk caller to voicemail (/101/ that it can't pick up/hang up anymore, thanks Google!), and now I'm getting repeated notifications that I've got a message waiting. At one point, it's buzzing every few seconds as if to say |
>> | No. 23818
23818
The last 4 night buses due have all spectacularly failed to turn up. I've almost walked the whole way. I wouldn't have minded so much if I didn't have to walk an hour and a half just to reach a route with night buses scheduled for it. |
>> | No. 23819
23819
>>23818 |
>> | No. 23821
23821
>>23819 |
>> | No. 23822
23822
The end of the M1. You go from J46 to J47 on the M1 to suddenly driving past J44 and J45 on the A1(M). It follows no logical order. |
>> | No. 23823
23823
>>23822 |
>> | No. 23824
23824
My parcel is being delivered by Yodel. |
>> | No. 23825
23825
>>23824 |
>> | No. 23826
23826
I want to complain about the definition of the word millennial. To me a millennial is someone born on or after the millennium. Someone who has been brought up on Facebook and iPhones. |
>> | No. 23827
23827
>>23822 |
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>>23826 |
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>>23826 |
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>>23826 |
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>>23827 |
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>>23824 |
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>>23832 |
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>>23830 |
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>>23833 |
>> | No. 23836
23836
make it stop.png American political jokes. At the moment its some terrible line about taco trucks everywhere because if there is one thing those fat fucks need its easy access to greasy food. |
>> | No. 23837
23837
>>23836 |
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>>23833 |
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>>23836 |
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>>23839 |
>> | No. 23841
23841
>We'd be better off describining millenials such as myself as the narcissist and entitlement generation. Worst one in history. |
>> | No. 23842
23842
TRIGGER WARNING |
>> | No. 23843
23843
asdfsdfs.jpg |
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>>23839 |
>> | No. 23845
23845
>governments which were committed to full employment |
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>>23845 |
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>>23844 |
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>>23847 |
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>>23848 |
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>>23849 |
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>>23850 |
>> | No. 23852
23852
dicklords.jpg >>23846 |
>> | No. 23853
23853
Bring back apprenticeships. Pay an apprentice a fair wage and give them an opportunity to learn from experienced vocational people whilst giving them the opportunity to contribute towards new ideas and innovation. Went to university and achieved a degree? Paid a lot of money? In Debt? Stop fucking moaning millenials, it was your choice. |
>> | No. 23854
23854
>>23851 |
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23856
>>23851 |
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>>23853 |
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>>23856 |
>> | No. 23859
23859
>I think the accusation of selfishness levelled at today's youth is a case of some pretty severe projecting from baby boomers/g |
>> | No. 23860
23860
>>23859 |
>> | No. 23861
23861
What really pisses me off are people that complain about selfie sticks. |
>> | No. 23862
23862
>Oh well. Try that one again when you can use a device as complicated as a spacebar properly. |
>> | No. 23863
23863
>>23856 |
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>>23861 |
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>>23864 |
>> | No. 23866
23866
I can't tell if boomerlad is playing devil's advocate or really believes the shite he's spewing. |
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>>23864 |
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>>23864 |
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>>23866 |
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>>23864 |
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>>23869 |
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23872
cerneabbas.jpg >>23871 |
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>>23870 |
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>>23871 |
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>>23874 |
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>>23875 |
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23877
My home town got on TV. 999: What's Your Emergency to be exact. |
>> | No. 23879
23879
>>23874 |
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>>23879 |
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>>23880 |
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>>23881 |
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>>23881 |
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>>23883 |
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>>23884 |
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>>23885 |
>> | No. 23888
23888
My research supervisor emailed me for an update nearly a month ago but it got buried under an avalanche of inane bullshit that I've only just had a proper sift though. If anyone has ever attended a big city university you will understand what I mean already but for those who don't university email systems are used to spam for research subjects to fill out questionnaires. This means anything important had best be seen quick or if mildly inconvenient never. |
>> | No. 23889
23889
>>23888 |
>> | No. 23890
23890
Circular saws are quickly replacing the sound of strimmers. |
>> | No. 23891
23891
>>23889 |
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23892
>>23889 |
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M3.jpg I want to complain about people on eBay who try and sell a car without taking a picture of the engine bay. I mean it only takes an extra 20 seconds to open the bonnet and take a snap, after all you're selling an item worth £1000's, it's the least you could do. |
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>>23893 |
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The BBC news at 10 is doing a piece on grime music. I don't know what's going on. |
>> | No. 23896
23896
Start of term colds. Fuck's sake, I step onto a campus and 3 days later, snot everywhere and I feel braindead. Infectious bastards. |
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>>23895 |
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>>23246 |
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I had to look after my nephew today because he managed to fracture his foot on the first day of school. What's annoyed me is he used to be cool to hang out with but now he watches stuff like this: |
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>>23900 |
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>>23900 |
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>>23900 |
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Really, really, really tired of hearing about the Manchester fucking Derby. |
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>>23900 |
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>>23903 |
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>>23905 |
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I took my kids to the park this afternoon. There was a woman there with her son, probably just under two years old, who spent almost the entire time looking at her phone. When I arrived he was on a swing and she was stood with her back to him, her face glued to the phone screen. Almost 10 minutes later she decides to start pushing him, but one handed as she was holding her phone in the other and she barely looked up from it once. When they walked off she was holding his hand, but holding the phone in her other hand and completely blanking him whilst she stared at the screen again. |
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>>23908 |
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>>23914 |
>> | No. 23916
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The Guardian just put out BREAKING NEWS notification, because the Great British Bake Off will be switching to Channel 4. |
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>>23916 |
>> | No. 23918
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>>23917 Apple should just fire half of their marketing team, send out press releases and let everybody do the work for them. |
>> | No. 23919
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The lightswitch in my bathroom has been broken for a while. It's one of those string ones and for whatever reason the mechanism has been being shit and not going "ploing!" and turning on when you pull the string. Maybe it needs more grease, I don't know. If you take the mechanism apart then reassemble it, it works for a while but it's a pain in the arse as it just quickly breaks again so we've been using a battery powered camping torch in there at night. Okay, fine. It's annoying but it's not the end of the world. I just caught my housemate trying to reassemble it without turning off the mains. If I hadn't stepped out of my room to take a slash at that particular moment, chances are he'd now be dead. If the shock from the live wires didn't kill him, falling head-first into the porcelain would. Who the fuck taught him how to use a screwdriver? Clown. |
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>>23917 |
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>>23929 |
>> | No. 23931
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My bus pass expired and I assumed it would be next week so had to go the Post office before work yesterday. |
>> | No. 23932
23932
Managers who have a massive benny at you for doing something another manager had expressly told you to do. I mean, I wouldn't mind it if it was the one with experience working up the company saying things, but it's his superior who is absolutely useless who starts crying because we don't do things the way she wants them doing. |
>> | No. 23933
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>>23916 |
>> | No. 23934
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I signed into youtube for the first time in years a few weeks back. The reason was purely to test out the recommended video system and see if it came out with some interesting new stuff if I fed it data. |
>> | No. 23935
23935
I think I've become good looking, women stare at me as they pass in the street, women in the office twizzle their hair when they speak to me and smile and laugh, people make small talk and try and joke with me and it seems like I'm getting a lot of really positive feedback. |
>> | No. 23936
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>>23934 |
>> | No. 23937
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Fuck me the daddy long legs are enormous this year. |
>> | No. 23938
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>>23934 |
>> | No. 23939
23939
Woke up by another cunting circular saw in the distance. |
>> | No. 23940
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My college course is a total sausage fest. |
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>>23940 |
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>>23941 |
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>>23940 |
>> | No. 23944
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My Virgin contract is going up again. As usual, if you're on the top tier broadband it still works out cheaper to take a phone and the full-on TV package than to do without one or the other. The phone line has had a phone plugged into it for all of about two weeks in the two years I've lived here. The package is advertised around £20pm cheaper for new customers, though the post-promotion price is exactly the same as what I'm paying. |
>> | No. 23945
23945
The council have closed some of the roads in the city centre so buses are diverted and departing from different stops. The bus company have decided in their infinite wisdom not to bother advertising this fact. No notice on the bus, nothing at the stops where I got on or off, nothing on their website and nothing on their Twitter feed. The first I know is when I see council bods setting out cones. The company were nice enough to put a notice at the stop where I'd get on to go home, so I just ended up walking halfway across the city centre only to miss the fucking thing. |
>> | No. 23946
23946
Grotesque hybrid food from Iceland. Fuck knows why my girlfriend bought nacho burgers from there, they were a complete abomination. |
>> | No. 23947
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>>23946 I went into Iceland last night, to try to buy some lollies. Fucking woeful tiny selection, most odd. Surely lollies are easy money in this weather? More baffled than rantworthy. |
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>>23947 |
>> | No. 23949
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>>23948 Nope, small freezer was half full of lacklustre product. Maybe my expectations were too high. |
>> | No. 23950
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I thought I could take a lovely Friday off working to go for a walk where I could listen to some podcasts. Maybe sit in the garden and work on my tan. |
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>>23950 |
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>>23950 |
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>>23950 |
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>>23953 |
>> | No. 23955
23955
Two different women at work have said they've had dreams about me, neither of them with a particularly flattering role for me to play. |
>> | No. 23956
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>>23955 |
>> | No. 23957
23957
Someone told me today that the reason Jelly Babies have so much sugar in them is "because of all the apple flavouring". |
>> | No. 23958
23958
I had the really bad squits yesterday and today and not even 12mg of loperimide per day could contain the fecal overload. That kind of load is when I give up and just accept that I'm just going to eventually shit my o-ring inside outside. Goodbye, cruel world. An inside out arsehole and I never even got to star in gay porn. |
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>>23956 |
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Need money, can't get money, might kill self/go to live on the beach. |
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>>23960 |
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>> | No. 23968
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I've been trying to put together the words to complain about Birmingham New Street station for days but I'm having considerable difficulty even processing how people fucked up this badly. Maybe my problem is I value efficiency too highly but such a place has shaken me like I've been witness to some horrible atrocity. I've never experienced a building layout that made me want to punch someone before. |
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>>23968 |
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>>23968 |
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>>23971 |
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>>23969 |
>> | No. 23975
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There's a local vegan festival and all money raised is going to be used to buy food for a dog shelter. Maybe it's just me, but vegans making money to buy meat seems completely arsebackwards. |
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>>23975 |
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>>23974 |
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yeah the born free endorsement is a bit much.jpg >>23975 |
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Al9iI0x.gif >>23978 |
>> | No. 23980
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The local bus company have made a big thing about new routes and the new flags to go with them, but the new flags have the wrong font and some of them have the wrong routes on them. |
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>>23979 |
>> | No. 23982
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Apparently in amongst all this argument over TUEs, nobody in the BBC has managed to figure out the correct pronunciation of "corticosteroid". |
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>>23981 |
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>>23983 |
>> | No. 23985
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I'd really like my feelings to come back. |
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>>23985 |
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>>23988 |
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Sure mum, I'll stay over. Oh you don't have a spare room ready, that's fine I'll kip in the living room. Oh, alright then, you and your fucking fiancée are literally never going to bloody bed, brilliant, I do not want to kill myself. |
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>>23982 |
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>>23992 |
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>>23986 |
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>>23992 |
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I can't help it, I wish I could but I can't. |
>> | No. 23997
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0000000117173_L.jpg Why are all the supermarkets selling packs of sliced meat in odd numbers? It fucking does my head in. |
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>>23997 |
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I'm getting a sneaking suspicion no one's ever going to shag me. |
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>>24000 |
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>>23999 |
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>>23999 |
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>>24000 |
>> | No. 24006
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My glasses broke and I don't really know what I'm supposed to do in this situation. |
>> | No. 24007
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>>24006 |
>> | No. 24008
24008
I'm gay for one lad and he never loved me back so now there's a him shaped hole in my life and there forever will be. |
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>>24007 |
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>>24006 |
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qqqq.jpg >>24009 |
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>>24013 |
>> | No. 24017
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screw.jpg >>24015 |
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>>24017 |
>> | No. 24019
24019
The continuing existence of cheques pisses me off. The way I see it they're an anachronism caused by stubborn old ladies and of course every motherfucker when it comes to sending me money. Send them all back to Pangaea I say. |
>> | No. 24020
24020
The absolute fucking bellends who manage to crash every fucking Friday on the M62 and cause an unholy traffic jam that takes hours to clear. Every fucking Friday without fail. |
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>>24020 |
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>>24021 |
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I ordered a burger and a hotdog from justeat (I don't need more than either of them but you have to order over a certain amount to get delivery and I can save it for later), the takeaway have a new driver and he managed to actually lose the hotdog, it fell out of his bag leaving the box behind so I was delivered an empty box. I'm not angry, thankfully I could eat the burger, I thought it was hilarious. The poor man. |
>> | No. 24024
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>>24023 |
>> | No. 24025
24025
I'm going to Derby with my mum to cheer on my auntie in a cross country race. I really have to stop agreeing to anything my mum suggests just because I feel bad about not seeing her enough. |
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>>24025 |
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>>24026 |
>> | No. 24028
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I'm not short tempered, I'm just desperately short of fucking time, and your dithering over completely fucking irrelevant things is making me more and more short of fucking time. FUCKING DECIDE. |
>> | No. 24029
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>>24025 |
>> | No. 24030
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My other half is convinced that the tumble dryer will set on fire if we leave it on whilst we go outside. Personally, I'd rather not be in the house at the time it sets the place on fire. |
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>>24030 |
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>>24031 |
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>>24031>>24032 |
>> | No. 24034
24034
I'm going to have an old person's name sooner or later. All the children in my kids' classes at school have names like Alfie, Esme, Ruby, Charlie, Oscar, Louis, Finley etc. There's no Michaels, no Thomases, no Matthews, no Jameses, no Jonathans, No Davids. Give it a couple of generations and I'll have an old biddy name the same way the likes of Ethel and Enid are viewed today. |
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>>24034 |
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>>24038 |
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>>24038>>24034 |
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>>24039 |
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michael-bolton.jpg >>24037 |
>> | No. 24043
24043
Twitter's mobile view is broken (again) such that any and all links appear to be missing a semicolon. This means that instead of simply grabbing the new timetable for my bus straight out of the message I've got to go hunting on their website to see where they've hidden them, because apparently making them accessible the same way as their current timetables is beyond them. |
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>>24043 |
>> | No. 24045
24045
Long story short, I have to write a 30 second ad for my college course. I resolved over the weekend to do an Alien parody after my first idea didn't fit the brief. So boom, chest burster scene, done. |
>> | No. 24046
24046
I know it's been cold out, but knob really ought to be bigger. |
>> | No. 24047
24047
>>24046 |
>> | No. 24048
24048
Trying to order shopping online. Out of the flat for part of tomorrow evening and most of Friday. Only slots available are during those times when I'm out. I can't even take a homeworking day because there's nothing available. Now I find out that the street outside the flats is going to be closed all weekend, which nobody can explain. Can't book a delivery without payment details, and as my card got done last week I haven't had any until the replacement arrived this morning. |
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>>24048 |
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>>24048 |
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>>24050 |
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24052
I've arrived at my local to watch Wales seal qualification for the World Cup only to find that apparently their Sky subscription expired this week and by order of the brewery was not renewed. The landlord and staff are understandably confused as the place was consistently packed out for the big events. |
>> | No. 24053
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>>24052 |
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>>24053 |
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24055
I've been told I'm being made redundant. |
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>>24055 |
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>>24056 |
>> | No. 24058
24058
I'm watching Bake Off: Extra Slice and it's only just dawned on me that it's not actually funny. The audience seem to be laughing for the sake of it. |
>> | No. 24059
24059
The girl I fancy said my new haircut was "better than the old one", which is as noncommittal as it gets. At least if she hated it I'd know she cares. |
>> | No. 24060
24060
Can one of these clowns get lamped and shown to be just a run of the mill plank so I don't have to hear about them again? |
>> | No. 24061
24061
Saturday night telly makes me want to kill my fucking self. |
>> | No. 24062
24062
>>24058 |
>> | No. 24063
24063
I think I drove over a large stone or a branch because I heard a large thud under my car and it's now making the occasional clanging noise. |
>> | No. 24066
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>>24065 |
>> | No. 24067
24067
Watching Jurassic World, I realise that the lawyer from JP basically won, and I don't just mean in the film's universe. |
>> | No. 24068
24068
I went out on a Tinder "date" last night, and I got back to my doorstep this morning to realise I'd left my bloody keys at her place. So I have to get a train all the way back and repeat the walk of shame to get them. Amd my phone is on 8%. |
>> | No. 24069
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jw.jpg >>24067 |
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>>24068 |
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>>24070 |
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>>24069 |
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>>24069 |
>> | No. 24074
24074
People are talking about them but I don't get it. Is it marketing for It? Did someone do a funny on youtube and now loads of copycats are dressing up and doing the same, or is it some sort of movement? |
>> | No. 24075
24075
I was in Tesco and their cream cake selection was reduced to a quid but I don't know what I'm going to do with eight cream cakes close to their sell by, I can't eat them all. |
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>>24075 |
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>>24066 |
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>>24078 Anyway it killed any love I have for politics, killed any aspiration I had to be a spin doctor |
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>>24074 |
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adsfasdfasdf.jpg >>24080 |
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>>24082 |
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>>24083 |
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>>24082 |
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>>24084 |
>> | No. 24087
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Señor Lysis.png You ever put together a new idea and think you have done really well only to discover its already been thought up and described in detail? |
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>>24086 |
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>>24082 |
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>>24089 |
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>>24091 |
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>>24093 |
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>>24094 |
>> | No. 24096
24096
Jetlag. Oh, fuck. Jetlag. |
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>>24096 |
>> | No. 24098
24098
I need to replace my 16:10/1920x1200 monitor that died a couple of days ago, but it looks like in the 10 years that have passed since I last bought a monitor, 16:9 has become the industry standard. I'm not spending double the price to get 120 extra vertical pixels, so it looks like I'll have to downgrade to a shitty aspect ratio. |
>> | No. 24099
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>>24098 |
>> | No. 24100
24100
I hope the old school pal who added me on Skype out of the blue hasn't gone bonkers or turned into a smackhead. |
>> | No. 24101
24101
My work place is trying to push some overtime. |
>> | No. 24102
24102
I have two old mates who despise one another but who also live in the same town on the opposite end of the country. I'm staying neutral but its awkward having to juggle them when they want to do shit and in my typical fashion of trying to please everyone I've started to construct a web of lies despite it being a stupid idea. |
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grungus.jpg |
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>>24104 |
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>>24105 |
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>>24104 |
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Just got back from holiday, I'm absolutely fucked for some reason and I feel really grim. |
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>>24110 |
>> | No. 24115
24115
Apparently Bruce Springsteen peddling his autobiography meets the criteria to be on the BBC news at 10. |
>> | No. 24116
24116
Speaking of trains, stop standing around in the bicycle bit. I could understand if there's no seats, but there's often people just stood in doorways because they're too embarrassed to ask the dickhead who has turned the four seater bit into his semi-mobile office to shift his portable fish tank. I don't want to pen you behind my bike like diseased cattle, but if you act the part, what can I do? |
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>>24110 |
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>>23246 |
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image.jpg >>24122 |
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Berghain.jpg >>24129 |
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image.jpg >>24135 |
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>>24136 |
>> | No. 24140
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I was browsing the DM on my phone and it has a animated gif of a man with terminal cancer committing suicide. I have only myself to blame. Well, maybe Paul Dacre too. |
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>>24139 |
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>>24140 |
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>>24140 |
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I'm getting tired of people on /EMO/ asking how they should kill themselves and then getting snotty when someone tells them not to. If you really want to know how to kill yourself, then just fucking google it. Don't try and pretend that by starting a thread called "how do I kill myself?" isn't just attention seeking. Do they expect us to just list off all the best knots, ropes and tablets? |
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>>24144 |
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>>24146 |
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I'm supposed to be meeting someone in twenty minutes, but literally all of my clean pants are in the tumble drier. This is causing me an unreasonable amount of anxiety. |
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>>24148 |
>> | No. 24150
24150
I've just been past my local 'open late' pharmacy and it was shut. Presumably by open late they mean it opens for business later in the day than other pharmacies, rather than it closing later than them. |
>> | No. 24151
24151
When will the confectionery companies stop trying to rip us off? Terry's Chocolate Orange has not only shrunk in diameter, but they're subtly jewing you out of even more chocolate by contouring the inside of each segment to make it thinner overall. |
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>>24151 |
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pol.jpg >>24153 |
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>>24154 |
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>>24155 |
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White-Sugar-vs-Stevia-2.png There was no sugar in today but I was dying for a brew. I didn't even get to have one in the morning so by lunchtime I was ready to kill someone. |
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>>24159 |
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It's Halloween and I can't find fake vampire teeth anywhere. |
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>>24159 |
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>>24155 |
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>>24161 |
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Was out a restaurant with the missus and nipper and saw a nice young lass coming towards me, admittedly I stared a bit too long at her tits before I realised that she looked a bit like a girl who goes to Judo with me. As she didn't smile or say hi (possibly because I was with said wife and nipper) I looked away as I didn't want to cause any embarrassment by staring down a girl who just looked a bit like someone I knew. On the way out my missus went out first with the buggy while I carried the kid out on one arm and the girl looked up and said hi as I left, and I'm still not 100% sure if it was because she's girl I (sort of) know or because she just thought I was eying her up earlier. |
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>>24166 |
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Everyone (almost) I meet on the internet is either Dutch or Welsh. |
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>>24167 |
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>>24168 |
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24171
>>24166 |
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Had my tea and fell asleep for a nap. |
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tumblr_nhylf5LzMk1rl1jado1_500.gif >>24172 |
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>>24173 |
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heaven.jpg >>24172 |
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>>24174 |
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>>24175 |
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24178
I'm like a really shit music hipster. |
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>>24178 |
>> | No. 24180
24180
Also I'm sick to fucking death of these articles on how people on low incomes or who were struggling before managed to save money. |
>> | No. 24181
24181
The guy who was on Newsnight shilling for Uber came across as an insufferable cunt. It seems like he's the only "partner" that genuinely buys the bollocks since he turns up in pretty much every single report about the company. |
>> | No. 24182
24182
4chan has a board just for pass users. I feel a strange sense of betrayal and revulsion. |
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24183
>>24182 |
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24184
>>24182 |
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24185
>>24181 |
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>>24184 |
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24187
>>24185 |
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24188
I've had |
>> | No. 24189
24189
I dreamt I had a lovely date with a girl I haven't seen for years, stupid, soppy brain. |
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24190
>>24188 |
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24191
I'm so bored. |
>> | No. 24193
24193
>>24191 |
>> | No. 24194
24194
I'm a few pints past not being off my face and the taxi driver has just spent the 20 minute ride home asking me about teh stock market. |
>> | No. 24196
24196
I watch a lot of TV/films/documentaries etc. on youtube, I expect that as I'm getting copyrighted content on demand for free, beggars can't be choosers will apply to this. |
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24197
>>24196 |
>> | No. 24198
24198
I am convinced the HP support website is one massive troll. I bet they giggle every time they log a hit. |
>> | No. 24199
24199
I promised someone I'd play Warhammer 40k with them, but I don't remember nearly as many rules as I thought I did and every new thing I learn leads onto another three things I don't have a clue about. |
>> | No. 24200
24200
TRICK OR TREAT DOT COM. |
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>>24199 |
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24202
>>24199 |
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24203
>>24201 |
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>>24202 |
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>>24204 |
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>>24202 |
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>>24206 |
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>>24207 |
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24210
Today I did two primarily selfish deeds. I don't even care though. |
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24211
>>24210 |
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24212
>>24210 |
>> | No. 24213
24213
Today, I found out the first woman I fell in love with is pregnant and I'm unlikely to see her ever again. I feel just awful. |
>> | No. 24214
24214
Who even cares if it's light in the mornings is my question? |
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24215
>>24213 |
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24216
>>24215 |
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24217
>>24216 |
>> | No. 24219
24219
XTeeSWXSWho-Remembers-The-Trap-Door-1063571-595x41.jpg >>24217 |
>> | No. 24220
24220
I need to get some cash but this cunt of a beggar has cynically set up camp next to the cash machine. Now I've got to walk across town to find another one. |
>> | No. 24221
24221
>>24220 |
>> | No. 24222
24222
Before I started uni, a very long time ago, I went with some of my friends to rural France for trekking, mushroom hunting and fishing. It was a lovely experience. I made a couple of Canadian friends that I am still in contact with, but I also met a few cunts that, at the time, I just thought it was a cultural thing. |
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24223
>>24222 |
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>>24222 |
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24225
>>24223 |
>> | No. 24226
24226
One of my housemates is a bit of a sperg, but unfortunately not in the quiet, keeping to himself way, more in the yelling his fucking head off in front of the TV doing 'impressions' and bellowing at the top of his lungs in ordinary conversation about fucking steam trains or something. |
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24227
>>24226 |
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24228
>>24226 |
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>>24228 |
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I've had a runny nose since 2013. |
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24231
>>24230 |
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24232
>>24229 |
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24233
>>24232 |
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>>24232 |
>> | No. 24235
24235
YouTube homepage; video titled "10 Unusual Children You Need To See To Believe". |
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24236
>>24234 |
>> | No. 24237
24237
Things that you edit on Adobe Premiere or Audition 2017 cannot be edited on Adobe 2015. What a bag of shite. |
>> | No. 24238
24238
sperg.jpg >>24237 |
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24239
>>24238 |
>> | No. 24240
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ap0360883.jpg It's allright to say parkies and darkies on here but when you start talking about your friend from Africa called Adobe with his elephant fertilizer problem |
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>>24240 |
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>>24240 |
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24243
bullshit.jpg When people post comic book "facts". |
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>>24243 |
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>>24244 |
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>>24245 |
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24247
>>24246 |
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24248
HQuMeKv.jpg >>24247 |
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24249
>>24247 |
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24250
>>24248 |
>> | No. 24251
24251
I've grown to hate my birthday. Today especially I have work to do, a sore throat and I've not had my morning wank but I'm being hassled by well wishers with their assumed obligations for social niceties. |
>> | No. 24252
24252
No fucker (except my immediate family) knows when my birthday is. I'm happy that way. None of their business, really. Obviously tricky to get the cat back in the bag, but you may as well start now. |
>> | No. 24253
24253
>>24236 |
>> | No. 24254
24254
They should sell bacon flavoured oil. Or just generic smoked pork flavour. Then you could cook a healthy meal and have it taste of salty meat it would be amazing. |
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24255
>>24254 |
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24256
>>24255 |
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24257
>>24255 |
>> | No. 24258
24258
_92317324_toblerone.jpg >Mondelez International, the company behind the product, has increased the gap between the peaks to reduce the weight of what were 400g and 170g bars. |
>> | No. 24259
24259
Why wouldn't you make the triangles hollow? It's a full mould, isn't it? Useless cunts, that's just embarrassing. |
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24260
>>24259 |
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24261
>>24258 |
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24262
>>24261 |
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24263
>>24259 |
>> | No. 24264
24264
Do people remember what the LAD bible used to be like? |
>> | No. 24265
24265
>>24264 |
>> | No. 24266
24266
Can someone tell journalists that we all already know that "the reason Trump won was the same reasons the UK voted for Brexit". It's not big or clever. |
>> | No. 24267
24267
>>24264 |
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24268
>>24266 |
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24269
>>24268 |
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24270
>>24269 |
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24271
>>24270 |
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24272
>>24268 |
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24273
>>24271 |
>> | No. 24274
24274
You know, I could play XCOM nonstop basically forever. It's just that compelling/I'm that easily entertained. |
>> | No. 24275
24275
I don't understand why various companies compete with one another to have the best Christmas advertisement nor why there should be any sort of buzz over it from normal people. The coke one might be important because of its consistency but its taking the piss for companies to put out short stories that have nothing to do with selling products. |
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24276
>>24275 |
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24277
>>24275 |
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24278
>>24277 |
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24279
>>24275 |
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24280
>>24275 |
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>>24275 |
>> | No. 24282
24282
I'm Bored |
>> | No. 24283
24283
Personally I just loathe the fact that people are sheeplike enough to fall for this horseshit. I've seen at least 3 people on facebook sharing this John Lewis ad, and several more who raved last week because Costa have started doing seasonal overpriced mediocre coffee. People buy into this consumerist shite so whole heartedly. |
>> | No. 24284
24284
>>24282 |
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24285
>>24281 |
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24286
>>24283 |
>> | No. 24287
24287
TPB over SSL appears to have stopped working for me. Browser is throwing a hissy fit over the encryption. Some time and judicious applications of openssl and wireshark reveal the reason for the hissy fit is that someone at Virgin thought that responding to the encrypted request with an unencrypted redirect would be a good idea. |
>> | No. 24288
24288
When a shop starts selling a new product and British people day "they've started doing a new product". That's not how the fucking word works. Christ. |
>> | No. 24289
24289
>>24286 |
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>>24284 |
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24291
>>24290 |
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24292
>>24291 |
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24293
>>24288 |
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24294
>>24292 |
>> | No. 24295
24295
I just finished watching Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy, and all it's left me with is a stark desire to smack the shit out of Richard Osman. |
>> | No. 24296
24296
>>24295 |
>> | No. 24297
24297
jN2np0r.jpg >>24295 |
>> | No. 24298
24298
>>24297 |
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>>24296 |
>> | No. 24300
24300
I'm officially impoverished. |
>> | No. 24302
24302
>>24300 |
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24303
>>24295 |
>> | No. 24304
24304
I've become aware that the majority of threads on .gs have incorrect title capitalisation including this one I am posting in. |
>> | No. 24305
24305
BURNING FLAG.jpg >>24304 |
>> | No. 24306
24306
>>24305 |
>> | No. 24307
24307
>>24306 |
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24308
>>24307 |
>> | No. 24309
24309
I fell asleep at eight, woke up at eleven and can't understand why my body has decided to do me like this. |
>> | No. 24310
24310
>>24309 |
>> | No. 24311
24311
I gave some of my whisky to a homeless lady and she thankrd e then introducede to her son who was out walking his dog talking to her and her partner. I apologised to him saying I'm sorry, if I was in your position of hate me for doing that but in her position I'd be thankful. I don't know how to feel. |
>> | No. 24312
24312
>>24310 |
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>>24311 |
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