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>> No. 25832 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 10:16 pm
25832 BRITFA.GS /101/ MARK VII
The old thread is well over 30MB, so I think we're due a new one.

Some cunt threw a firecracker in front of my bike today. If I hadn't seen the little scrote and his little scrote mates running I wouldn't have noticed until it was too late.
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>> No. 27162 Anonymous
8th July 2018
Sunday 6:56 pm
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>Grew up in a town/village
>Treat people like a family
>Play in the streets
>Wash when you get dirty
>Eat beans on toast
>Get ice cream from an ice cream van
>Play hide and seek
>Drink water from the tap
>Watch children's television
>Ride bikes
>School is mandatory
>Watch what you say to your elders for fear of recrimination
>Mum ran off with a black man

Yeah, um, totally different to the present day?
>> No. 27163 Anonymous
8th July 2018
Sunday 7:37 pm
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>> No. 27164 Anonymous
8th July 2018
Sunday 7:51 pm
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Reminds me of "buy and sell African slaves on eBay". I always wondered how those things worked. Clearly eBay weren't actually buying "African slaves" as a keyword, nor did they have a portal for it, so presumably there must have been a way to effectively get "buy and sell $1 on eBay" into the index.
>> No. 27165 Anonymous
9th July 2018
Monday 5:58 am
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I wish pinterest would just fucking disappear
>> No. 27167 Anonymous
9th July 2018
Monday 6:19 pm
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>> No. 27168 Anonymous
10th July 2018
Tuesday 12:41 am
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I mean, I know this site is ossettfa.gs but still
>> No. 27169 Anonymous
10th July 2018
Tuesday 8:15 am
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>> No. 27170 Anonymous
10th July 2018
Tuesday 5:21 pm
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>I know this site is ossettfa.gs

Any excuse...

I've got family coming over in a couple of weeks and they want to go out for a meal, but I've only lived around here a few years so I don't know many places. It has to be somewhere family friendly and with decent vegetarian options. I was either thinking Rinaldis, Capri in Horbury or Orlando's in Grange Moor.
>> No. 27171 Anonymous
11th July 2018
Wednesday 12:02 am
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Pint glasses. They're fine for beer but for almost every other beverage they're either too small or too big.
>> No. 27172 Anonymous
11th July 2018
Wednesday 12:34 am
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>too small

What beverage would you want to drink more than a pint of in one sitting?
>> No. 27173 Anonymous
11th July 2018
Wednesday 12:41 am
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Water? I usually have a litre at a time.
>> No. 27174 Anonymous
11th July 2018
Wednesday 12:42 am
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Water. I'm using a carafe at the moment.
>> No. 27175 Anonymous
11th July 2018
Wednesday 2:28 am
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I always drink tap-water in pints, otherwise I will be endlessly going to the tap to refil my tiny tumblers. I half-fill them with fruit-juice without the slightest qualm of conscience.

While I have normal pint glasses for lager drinking friends and for tap-water, I use proper handled pint-jugs for my own ale. The handle makes all the difference.
>> No. 27177 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 4:25 am
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Eyes are fucked, teeth are knackered, body's weak; I guess this is what you expect at the grand old age of 23.

I hate living.
>> No. 27178 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 5:54 am
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What's worse is no one listens to you when you complain about that since you're still young.
Yea, being young still will magically cure my bad back.
>> No. 27179 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 11:57 am
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People who queue for literal hours for a free donut or a bottle of prosecco or, like today, a discounted Build A Bear.

I grew up poor and fully understand that some people can't afford the thirty quid or whatever for a one, but the line I saw was mostly middle class mums and also I don't recall my mam ever queuing outside a shop for six hours to get anything. She had far better things to be doing, like raising a kid.

I think I'd be embarrassed to spend so long in a queue like that, and I don't even think my time is particularly valuable.
>> No. 27180 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 1:14 pm
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Have you considered seeing an optician or dentist?

There's HC2s for people on low incomes.
>> No. 27181 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 1:57 pm
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I had a doctor tell me the other day that I'm too young to have problems with my cervical discs but he'd send me for some imaging to put my mind at rest. Oh how we laughed at his naiveté at the judo club that night. A real thigh slapper.
>> No. 27182 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 4:47 pm
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>the line I saw was mostly middle class mums

Most of the people in the footage I've seen look pretty council.
>> No. 27184 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 4:57 pm
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Apparently there were people fighting in the queues and that so you might be right. The queue I saw was full of posh children and bagaboo prams, though.
>> No. 27185 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 6:52 pm
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“Council” isn’t an adjective, you sod.
>> No. 27186 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 7:01 pm
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They're quite clearly a bit council.
>> No. 27187 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 7:16 pm
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They are definitely very housing association. Those kids pictured are all called something like Rilee, or Tiffnee.
>> No. 27188 Anonymous
13th July 2018
Friday 8:37 pm
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My girlfriend has knackered the tip of one of my knives by, apparently, chucking it into the sink.

It wasn't even a knife I particularly liked, just a Global I couldn't stand using for work, and the tip is arguably not that useful anyway, but it's a natural instinct in me to get incredibly angry when someone fucks up my stuff. I'm trying my best to pretend I'm not that bothered, but I don't think she believes me. She googled the model and I don't think she was quite expecting them to be so expensive either.

Anyway I thought it would be best to unload here, to you, my therapist. Here's a very obscure .gs deep cut reference as thanks.
>> No. 27189 Anonymous
13th July 2018
Friday 9:01 pm
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Do you even use the pointy bit if you're not a murderer?
>> No. 27190 Anonymous
13th July 2018
Friday 9:05 pm
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Yeah, you use it for very fine slicing, detail work, scoring pastries and things like that. So nothing that really crops up in a home kitchen, but it's a ballache to julienne something smaller like a chilli without the tip.
>> No. 27191 Anonymous
13th July 2018
Friday 9:10 pm
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Oh, I forgot you also need the point to stab lobsters in the head, so maybe the murder comment is not far off.
>> No. 27192 Anonymous
16th July 2018
Monday 10:15 pm
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Absolutely marvellous.
>> No. 27193 Anonymous
16th July 2018
Monday 10:21 pm
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What a joy to see that image I made again. Thanks lad.
>> No. 27194 Anonymous
16th July 2018
Monday 10:25 pm
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I was wondering if whoever made it still posts. That was a bloody long time ago.
>> No. 27195 Anonymous
16th July 2018
Monday 10:35 pm
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Been here ten years now, and I'm sure I'm far from the only one too.
>> No. 27196 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 12:29 am
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I think I'm a retard.
>> No. 27197 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 2:35 am
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Ten year birthday is soooooon.
>> No. 27198 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 7:03 am
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I'm the OP of that /job/ thread. I've been here since not long before the 2010 general election.
>> No. 27199 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 11:38 am
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Kate Hoey? More like Dignitas Retard Bitch.
>> No. 27200 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 11:51 am
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Ooh, what are we doing for it?!

I expect annoying balloons cascading down my screen at a minimum
>> No. 27201 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 12:05 pm
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Let's have another nuisance so this time I can not go to it.
>> No. 27202 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 1:15 pm
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I was too poor and northern to get there last time. Probably for the best that I only attended via IRC.

I was still a student then. Feels like a lifetime ago.
>> No. 27203 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 7:21 pm
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So we've successfully managed to get 20 bags of garden waste into a tiny hatchback and into the green waste removal at the skip for all the brambles to compost nicely into stinking black mulch.

However, during the process both of my back door keys (which were on the same ring for reasons unknown to myself*) fell out of my top pocket on my work shirt, probably into the green waste skip are lost forever.

How much does a locksmith cost to drill out a cylinder lock and replace it, lads? *A: because I'm a fucking spanner. How much does it cost to buy myself a replacement fucking brain and sense of patience, fuck sake
>> No. 27204 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 8:06 pm
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I needed an emergency locksmith last year, the callout fee to drill out the lock and get me in was £85. It was another £80 parts and labour to fit a new lock there and then.
>> No. 27205 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 8:10 pm
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Oh christ on a bike, I've really ballsed this one up properly haven't I
>> No. 27206 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 8:56 pm
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If you can still get in through the front door you should at least be able to schedule it which should knock around £20-40 off if it's not stupid o'clock. If the door is unlocked, it'll be cheaper still as they won't need to break the existing lock to change it.
>> No. 27207 Anonymous
17th July 2018
Tuesday 9:10 pm
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If you can get into the house, you can replace the cylinder yourself cheaply and easily. If it's a yale-type rim lock, you just unscrew the latch from the inside and the cylinder pulls straight out. If it's a Euro cylinder that locks from both sides (usually found on uPVC doors) you can snap it with a pair of mole grips and slide in a new cylinder. This is frighteningly easy, which is why most new Euro cylinders have an anti-snap mechanism.

>> No. 27208 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 6:46 am
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Student Union types.
>> No. 27209 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 6:55 am
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I bet you ten million quid they did consult students, anyway.
>> No. 27210 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 7:30 am
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It doesn't sound like they did, but 99% of students don't care about the student union. The majority of those who stand for office are monumental bellends. I mean:-

>My interest in liberation activism grew from my own experience as a queer eskimo woman, and the opportunity that the University of Manchester has given me to explore and discuss the lack of representation, services, and support that exists for marginalised people.

>Lobby for a diverse curriculum that is inclusive of the achievements of women, ethnic minorities, and LGBT+ people


I voted Green and even I can see it's insufferable twats like these who mean we're going to be in almost perpetual Tory rule.
>> No. 27212 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 8:14 am
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I genuinely have no idea what is supposed to be objectionable about what you've quoted. A diverse curriculum, oh... no?
>> No. 27213 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 11:40 am
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Not him, but it's a full house in buzzword bingo.
>> No. 27214 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 1:25 pm
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>queer eskimo woman

I doubt that is true, it is far too internally contradictory, I've yet to meet the eskimo family where their father wouldn't beat their daughter up and down the house for being queer.

I have heterosexual eskimo friends who maintained the charade that they were sleeping in separate beds into their 30s until they got married (which they felt pressured to do). When I stayed with my own girlfriend’s parents in Turkey I had to maintain the charade that I was just a friend and sleep in a separate bed, whilst in a great exercise in double think the neighbours were told we were married because they aren't as open minded about a mid-30s women having male friends.
>> No. 27215 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 1:56 pm
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From my experience in student politics, I'd say the majority of people involved have good intentions, but they're so caught up in social justice dogma that they come across as arseholes.

I was briefly involved with my uni's fisherperson campaign group, and attended a meeting where they drew up a list of their allies and enemies. Enemies included the uni's Jewish society (as Israel-Palestine is a fisherperson issue and good fisherpersons are pro Palestine), the city's women's centre (too many cis women who have problems sharing their space with trans women), and the uni's atheist/agnostic society (they had a female former eskimo come in to do a talk about why she moved away from Islam and into atheism - this was Islamophobic.)

I don't think there was any malice behind these groups being labelled as enemies, it was just the logical conclusion of their particular brand of social justice.

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