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>> No. 25832 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 10:16 pm
25832 BRITFA.GS /101/ MARK VII Locked
The old thread is well over 30MB, so I think we're due a new one.

Some cunt threw a firecracker in front of my bike today. If I hadn't seen the little scrote and his little scrote mates running I wouldn't have noticed until it was too late.
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>> No. 28518 Anonymous
19th April 2019
Friday 9:09 pm
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Sometimes I think "I really should have had sex with that one girl" and it ruins my whole mood.

I don't mind things like that or kids being loud because I just think about how much fun they're having.
>> No. 28519 Anonymous
19th April 2019
Friday 9:29 pm
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Thinking about kids? That's the kind of thing a sex pest would do.
>> No. 28520 Anonymous
19th April 2019
Friday 11:45 pm
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Those two halves of the post don't look great side by side, but I never made the connection when I typed it out, your honour.
>> No. 28521 Anonymous
20th April 2019
Saturday 6:29 pm
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One packet of crisps isn't enough to make a decent crisp sandwich with anymore. Broken Britain.
>> No. 28522 Anonymous
20th April 2019
Saturday 7:12 pm
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At least you know your bread isn't getting any smaller.


>> No. 28523 Anonymous
20th April 2019
Saturday 7:54 pm
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Won't that just be fewer slices rather than making the dimensions of each slice smaller?
>> No. 28524 Anonymous
20th April 2019
Saturday 8:08 pm
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>> No. 28526 Anonymous
21st April 2019
Sunday 2:16 pm
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>> No. 28527 Anonymous
21st April 2019
Sunday 2:53 pm
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Fucking hell.
>> No. 28528 Anonymous
21st April 2019
Sunday 3:20 pm
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I'd be interested to see if camping gets popular enough that people will queue up overnight to be first in line for sales. Imagine them all pitching up tents outside.
>> No. 28529 Anonymous
21st April 2019
Sunday 3:45 pm
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something creepy as fuck about this.
>> No. 28530 Anonymous
21st April 2019
Sunday 4:25 pm
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Aren't all adverts this shit though? What's especially offensive about this one?
>> No. 28531 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 8:21 am
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-local news headline- AND SHOPPERS ARE DELIGHTED
-local NEWS!! headline-
-local news headline- AND RESIDENTS ARE FURIOUS
>> No. 28532 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 1:33 pm
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I know I'm not saying anything myriad post-Dave Gorman hack comics and pop culture think pieces haven't already said, but I really, really hate Homes Under the Hammer.

I do like Dion Dublin though, he seems alright.
>> No. 28533 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 1:49 pm
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I've just been hit by card fraud for the fourth time in six months. Can everyone just stop trying to make me pay for their shit please? Buy your own fucking S10+.

Also, dear card companies, please roll out virtual numbers so I can figure out which cunts are leaking.
>> No. 28534 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 3:17 pm
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Revolut offer disposable card numbers, but you need to pay £6.99 a month for their premium account.

>> No. 28535 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 4:03 pm
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Given the scale of card fraud these days you'd think it would be offered as standard.
>> No. 28536 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 4:05 pm
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You don't need premium. Even without it you can just generate and dispose of them yourself with a click of a button.

Also https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47751945
>> No. 28537 Anonymous
22nd April 2019
Monday 5:29 pm
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>Disposable Virtual Cards are only available to Premium customers, so you will need to upgrade to Premium if you have not done so already.
>> No. 28539 Anonymous
27th April 2019
Saturday 8:01 pm
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>> No. 28540 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 8:53 pm
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I've had the words "cum dungeon" stuck in my head for several days. I feel a terrible urge to spray-paint it on a neighbour's wall, just to get it out of my head.
>> No. 28541 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 9:19 am
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My phone screen is making colours lighter in sunlight, which is annoying, and I can't find the setting to turn it off. It's not Adaptive Brightness, which is definitely off, and I'm not getting anything useful in Google, though that might be because I need better keywords.
>> No. 28542 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 12:59 pm
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I know it's a bit late, but during the marathon yesteday Mo Farah had "SIR MO" on his shirt and I just thought "you cunt" and I haven't changed my mind since.
>> No. 28543 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 3:18 pm
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He's just being cheeky.
>> No. 28544 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 4:11 pm
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LinkedIn. Just, the whole thing. It can get in the fucking bin.
>> No. 28546 Anonymous
30th April 2019
Tuesday 12:13 am
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I was sure I'd replied to this already, but in my phone it's under settings > display > screen mode, and there you can change from 'adaptive display' which does exactly as you describe.

The keywords you're missing are probably colour balance or colour temperature.
>> No. 28547 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 7:46 am
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>"I just hope Carrie can guide Peter to a place in heaven alongside the angels!"
>> No. 28548 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 10:17 pm
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Mozilla have forgotten to renew a security certificate, which means all plugins in Firefox have stopped working. I am barebacking the internet for the first time in a decade. It is horrible.
>> No. 28549 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 10:25 pm
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>Mozilla have forgotten to renew a security certificate
So that's where purps is working now?
>> No. 28550 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 10:58 pm
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I was wondering what the fuck was going on. Thanks, .gs, you are to tech news what Limmy's Twitter is to celebrity deaths.
>> No. 28551 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 11:36 pm
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Limmy weighed in on it, actually, cancelling Firefox. I don't think he has walked it back either. He is doubling down.
>> No. 28552 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 3:14 pm
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I was doing research for a game idea I had and wanted to see if there was anyone doing a similar idea and stumble upon this cunt.

They have 2 million subscribers. And high six figure views on most videos, Are 5-15 year olds retarded?
>> No. 28553 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 3:31 pm
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What makes it more sinister is that he also is normalizing micro transactions as a way of getting ahead in games.
>> No. 28554 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 3:33 pm
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I watched the opening twenty and final ten seconds and I only laughed because I imagined the host leaning back in his gamer chair, removing his headphones, rubbing his eyes and sighing in astonishment at what he'd just done, again.

Having said that ten years ago my contemporaries were watching Fred and The Annoying Organge, and they're mostly doing alright. I think.
>> No. 28555 Anonymous
8th May 2019
Wednesday 8:02 pm
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Some sodding delivery man has left a package meant to go to "Anon Street" at my house on "Anon Lane". This isn't the first time this has happened, and in fairness the two are ajoining roads, but this time I'm properly sick, and the daft bastard tore a hole in it when he shoved it into the letter box so it looks like I had a gander at what's inside. The sick part is a problem because I'm concerned about infecting the kids that live in the house on Anon Street and it's made me look even more like a Manson family reject than usual.

This is a fucking nightmare. I'm just going to have to move.
>> No. 28556 Anonymous
8th May 2019
Wednesday 9:28 pm
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I have a similar problem with Anondale vs Alondale. I've gotten to know my counterpart well over the years, to the point that he expects that if an Amazon parcel gets delivered to me, I'm ripping that cunt open without ever reading a label. I bet he has to order his dildoes to work or something because of me.
>> No. 28557 Anonymous
8th May 2019
Wednesday 11:01 pm
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I hate when I'm eating and not paying attention because I'm watching TV or something and the fork I'm holding goes under the knife that's resting on my plate and I flip it off my plate and onto the floor getting food and grease everywhere.

This isn't something that happened to me just now, but it's painfully annoying when it does.
>> No. 28558 Anonymous
9th May 2019
Thursday 4:25 pm
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Jon Ronson has blocked me on twitter and I have literally no idea why. I could swear that I've never interacted with him in any way. Weird.
>> No. 28559 Anonymous
9th May 2019
Thursday 8:44 pm
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You must be gutted.
>> No. 28560 Anonymous
9th May 2019
Thursday 9:14 pm
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I'm just bemused by it. Am I on some kind of list of internet arseholes? Have loads of other C-list celebs blocked me? Is Ronson just incredibly trigger-happy on the block button?
>> No. 28561 Anonymous
10th May 2019
Friday 4:55 pm
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You get a pair of these with your phone, and they cost about a fiver to replace. There is literally no excuse for having sound playing out of your phone in public.
>> No. 28562 Anonymous
10th May 2019
Friday 6:13 pm
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Had some goon blasting shit music at the back of the bus last week.
I reckon they do it since they know the majority of people won't start shit and make a scene.
This women in particular looked like the kind who relishes a good argument and has no qualms about hurling abuse across a crowded public space. Proper Human debris.
>> No. 28563 Anonymous
10th May 2019
Friday 9:44 pm
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Sodcasting - it's the best word I've heard to describe the phenomenon of people playing shit out loud like this.
>> No. 28564 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 6:40 am
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This shit.

I don't know why they've shoehorned smart meters into the campaign, either.
>> No. 28565 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 7:36 am
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The Chinese get smarter and smarter and we're getting dumber and dumber. I don't like where this is going.
>> No. 28566 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 8:31 am
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I need to stop doing deep-dives into bigoted teen eskimo Tweeter. Shit's too retarded.
>> No. 28567 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 1:07 pm
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I'm learning to be obsequious in Mandarin. It probably won't save me from the forced labour camps, but it might earn me an extra bowl of rice while I'm there.

>他做到了! 杀死叛徒!
>> No. 28568 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 1:22 pm
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You turncoat bastard, I'll have your hide before I take their rice!
>> No. 28569 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 2:03 pm
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>> No. 28570 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 5:27 pm
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The cyclist today who saw an older lady crossing the road at a t-junction and approached it at near full speed, purposefully moving so his path was aligned with hers so he could go 'Watch it!' before cycling straight out of the junction and nearly being sidelined by a taxi with right of way.

I am a huge, huge fan of getting more people to cycle but some London cyclists can be a little bellicose at times and misunderstand their commute to work for the first stage of the Tour De France.

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