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>> No. 5003 Anonymous
6th September 2011
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 25302 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 2:44 pm
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>>25301
Maybe she wants something kinky for the honeymoon.
>> No. 25368 Anonymous
7th June 2017
Wednesday 6:13 pm
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"What's that sapost to mean?"

It's amazing what people come up with on the internet.
>> No. 25540 Anonymous
28th July 2017
Friday 9:54 pm
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I've always pronounced it "Smorg" in my head. Pronouncing it "Smaowg" just seems wrong to me.

Then again, you pronounce it Sow-ron instead of Saw-ron so evidently I'm getting all Middle Earth pronunciations wrong.
>> No. 25826 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 5:55 pm
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>>9879
Briz though init yung'un.

Surely the 'L' at the end of everything is more annoying. 'Ive got an ideal, I'll go down asdals and get some diareal medsan'
>> No. 25827 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 6:19 pm
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"Mix max" instead of "mix and match". Sigh.
>> No. 25836 Anonymous
27th September 2017
Wednesday 9:09 pm
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>>25540

Honestly, I never actually parsed Gandalf and so spent the entire of my time in Middle Earth thinking he was some kind of nordic bloke called Gand-laf.

Sage ticked.
>> No. 25900 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 8:37 pm
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People who say Ford K.A. instead of Ford Ka.
>> No. 25901 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 8:45 pm
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>>25900
If car manufacturers want people to pronounce the names of their cars properly then they should give them proper names.
>> No. 25902 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 9:28 pm
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>>25901
It's "Ka"; there's not really any ambiguity with it. If you pronounce it "Kay-Ayy" you're clearly a wrong 'un.
>> No. 25903 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 9:32 pm
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>>25902

"Ford Car" is irritatingly ambiguous.
>> No. 25904 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 9:34 pm
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>>25902
>there's not really any ambiguity with it
Apart from, you know, it being a homophone of "car", which happens to be the name of the thing the Ford Motor Company is known for making.
>> No. 25906 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 6:36 am
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>>25903>>25904
Come on, lads. Quit playing silly buggers.

Ka is a short sound of "Kah". Car has a longer pronunciation if you enunciate properly due to the "arr" at the end.
>> No. 25907 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 7:53 am
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>>25906
You mean like 'cat' without the T? If so, I have never heard anyone pronounce it like that.
>> No. 25909 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 10:58 am
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>>25907
>I, for one, have never seen a Ka television advert
>> No. 25910 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 11:21 am
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>>25909

Anyone remember the Ford Probe? I used to covet them when I was twelve years old. Now where are they?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18DTiNITX0g
>> No. 25911 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 12:38 pm
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>>25910

I don't think people wanted to buy a car that reminded them of being anally violated.
>> No. 25912 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 12:53 pm
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>>25911


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaeK-YKeVpA
>> No. 25913 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 2:01 pm
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>>25906

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS5squuYuWE

gEt iN 2 di cA.

Admittidly they pronouce the word strangly but they seem to propounce all human communication strangely so I feel that should be taken with a pinch of salt.
>> No. 25914 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 2:22 pm
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>>25913

Both in that advert and this promo, they pronounce "Ka" as a homophone of "car".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvO3G8RMwgo
>> No. 25915 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 3:41 pm
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>>25914
My friend refers to his as a /ka/ (with a very short a), because it's 'half a car'.
>> No. 25916 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 3:58 pm
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>>25913
Seriously, what the fuck happened to advertising in the mid-90s?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FxUimUgZ3A
>> No. 25917 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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>>25916

Limitless budgets and cocaine.
>> No. 25920 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 10:03 pm
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>>25914
This promo seems like a joke written by Top Gear.
>> No. 25922 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 11:24 pm
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>>25914
I actually really liked them when they first came out. It was quite a revolutionary shape.
>> No. 25923 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 7:57 am
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People not knowing what a train is. A locomotive can pull trucks and the entire thing becomes a goods train or it can pull carriages and the entire thing becomes a passenger train, but an engine completely by itself is not a train.
>> No. 25924 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 8:24 am
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>>25923
How often does this come up in coversation? I don't think I have ever had cause to refer to an engine by itself because the average person only sees them when they are pulling a train, in which case we use the word train.
>> No. 25925 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 9:24 am
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>>25923
Checkmate.
>> No. 25926 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 10:01 am
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>>25925

That's not a locomotive or a train, it's a railcar.

You may now drink your weak lemon drink.
>> No. 25927 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 6:02 pm
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>>25926
Fist of fun reference noted.
>> No. 25928 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 6:33 pm
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>>25927
Is that this week's hobby, Simon?
>> No. 25930 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 8:12 pm
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>>25928

Pedantry on the internet is every week's hobby.
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20th October 2017
Friday 7:12 am
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>> No. 26580 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 10:58 pm
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Intergal or, worse, intregal. How can the R even get that fucking far lost?
>> No. 27079 Anonymous
7th June 2018
Thursday 2:24 pm
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People doing things HALF-HAZARDLY pisses me off, and recently from becoming a pub landlord, people ordering a pint of AMSTREL does my melon in.
>> No. 27084 Anonymous
7th June 2018
Thursday 5:46 pm
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My girlfriend says 'Same as' instead of 'seeing as', which disturbs me greatly and I desperately want to know how the fuck she's gone almost thirty years without realising it's wrong, but I think the fact that I haven't tried to correct her is a testament to my love for her.
>> No. 27085 Anonymous
7th June 2018
Thursday 5:53 pm
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>>27084
I deliberately wind up my other half by telling her that an orange which has started to dry up has drunk itself. It gets her every single time.
>> No. 27112 Anonymous
13th June 2018
Wednesday 12:13 am
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>>27085
You're a wrong'un.
>> No. 27298 Anonymous
1st August 2018
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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Tree bucket.
>> No. 27299 Anonymous
1st August 2018
Wednesday 11:31 pm
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>>27298
Oh, aye? Sieging a lot of 13th century castles are you?
>> No. 27303 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 7:44 pm
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>>27299
I went to Warwick Castle yesterday, which is probably a /101/ post in itself, and someone managed to read a signpost for the trebuchet as "tree bucket." I know you're not meant to mock people who learn words from reading and haven't heard how they're pronounced, but fucking tree bucket? Come on.
>> No. 27304 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 7:51 pm
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>>27303

>tree bucket

It's tree-bouquet dear.
>> No. 27305 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:11 pm
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>>27303

To be fair I think tree bucket is actually quite an apt name for the buisness end of it.
>> No. 27306 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:11 pm
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>>27303
I have an English degree and honestly don't know how to pronounce it and have no idea what it is and tree bucket sounds like a good shot.

Warwick Castle just reminds me of being nine of a day trip and two girls in our year flashing their fannies. I bought a pencil too, it said Warwick Castle.
>> No. 27307 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:16 pm
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>>27306
Did you go to a Mickey Mouse university?
>> No. 27308 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:23 pm
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>>27306
I will agree with this most learned carpet bagger that trebuchet is a difficult word, awfully French too by the sounds of it, and one I’m only familiar with because of hours wasted playing Medieval Total War 2.
>> No. 27309 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:24 pm
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>>27306
>>27307
It is a French word.
>> No. 27310 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:29 pm
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https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/trebuchet

What is going on with that pronunciation?
>> No. 27312 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:49 pm
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>>27308
>awfully French too by the sounds of it

Thanks to football the average male should know that you don't pronounce consonants in French if they're at the very end of the word, e.g. Girou instead of Giroud.
>> No. 27314 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 11:20 pm
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>>27310

Oxford should feel ashamed of themselves, glad I went to Swansea instead.
>> No. 27321 Anonymous
3rd August 2018
Friday 3:18 am
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>>27312
Football fans don't even know anything about football, in the main, nevermind the finer points of French; and in fairness it is a langauge where you just have to remember which third of the letters you don't actually say, it's utter madness in my opinion.

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