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>> No. 5003 Anonymous
6th September 2011
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 25915 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 3:41 pm
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>>25914
My friend refers to his as a /ka/ (with a very short a), because it's 'half a car'.
>> No. 25916 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 3:58 pm
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>>25913
Seriously, what the fuck happened to advertising in the mid-90s?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FxUimUgZ3A
>> No. 25917 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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>>25916

Limitless budgets and cocaine.
>> No. 25920 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 10:03 pm
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>>25914
This promo seems like a joke written by Top Gear.
>> No. 25922 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 11:24 pm
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>>25914
I actually really liked them when they first came out. It was quite a revolutionary shape.
>> No. 25923 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 7:57 am
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People not knowing what a train is. A locomotive can pull trucks and the entire thing becomes a goods train or it can pull carriages and the entire thing becomes a passenger train, but an engine completely by itself is not a train.
>> No. 25924 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 8:24 am
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>>25923
How often does this come up in coversation? I don't think I have ever had cause to refer to an engine by itself because the average person only sees them when they are pulling a train, in which case we use the word train.
>> No. 25925 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 9:24 am
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>>25923
Checkmate.
>> No. 25926 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 10:01 am
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>>25925

That's not a locomotive or a train, it's a railcar.

You may now drink your weak lemon drink.
>> No. 25927 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 6:02 pm
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>>25926
Fist of fun reference noted.
>> No. 25928 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 6:33 pm
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>>25927
Is that this week's hobby, Simon?
>> No. 25930 Anonymous
19th October 2017
Thursday 8:12 pm
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>>25928

Pedantry on the internet is every week's hobby.
>> No. 25949 Anonymous
20th October 2017
Friday 7:12 am
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>> No. 26580 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 10:58 pm
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Intergal or, worse, intregal. How can the R even get that fucking far lost?
>> No. 27079 Anonymous
7th June 2018
Thursday 2:24 pm
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People doing things HALF-HAZARDLY pisses me off, and recently from becoming a pub landlord, people ordering a pint of AMSTREL does my melon in.
>> No. 27084 Anonymous
7th June 2018
Thursday 5:46 pm
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My girlfriend says 'Same as' instead of 'seeing as', which disturbs me greatly and I desperately want to know how the fuck she's gone almost thirty years without realising it's wrong, but I think the fact that I haven't tried to correct her is a testament to my love for her.
>> No. 27085 Anonymous
7th June 2018
Thursday 5:53 pm
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>>27084
I deliberately wind up my other half by telling her that an orange which has started to dry up has drunk itself. It gets her every single time.
>> No. 27112 Anonymous
13th June 2018
Wednesday 12:13 am
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>>27085
You're a wrong'un.
>> No. 27298 Anonymous
1st August 2018
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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Tree bucket.
>> No. 27299 Anonymous
1st August 2018
Wednesday 11:31 pm
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>>27298
Oh, aye? Sieging a lot of 13th century castles are you?
>> No. 27303 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 7:44 pm
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>>27299
I went to Warwick Castle yesterday, which is probably a /101/ post in itself, and someone managed to read a signpost for the trebuchet as "tree bucket." I know you're not meant to mock people who learn words from reading and haven't heard how they're pronounced, but fucking tree bucket? Come on.
>> No. 27304 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 7:51 pm
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>>27303

>tree bucket

It's tree-bouquet dear.
>> No. 27305 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:11 pm
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>>27303

To be fair I think tree bucket is actually quite an apt name for the buisness end of it.
>> No. 27306 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:11 pm
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>>27303
I have an English degree and honestly don't know how to pronounce it and have no idea what it is and tree bucket sounds like a good shot.

Warwick Castle just reminds me of being nine of a day trip and two girls in our year flashing their fannies. I bought a pencil too, it said Warwick Castle.
>> No. 27307 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:16 pm
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>>27306
Did you go to a Mickey Mouse university?
>> No. 27308 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:23 pm
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>>27306
I will agree with this most learned carpet bagger that trebuchet is a difficult word, awfully French too by the sounds of it, and one I’m only familiar with because of hours wasted playing Medieval Total War 2.
>> No. 27309 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:24 pm
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>>27306
>>27307
It is a French word.
>> No. 27310 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:29 pm
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https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/trebuchet

What is going on with that pronunciation?
>> No. 27312 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:49 pm
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>>27308
>awfully French too by the sounds of it

Thanks to football the average male should know that you don't pronounce consonants in French if they're at the very end of the word, e.g. Girou instead of Giroud.
>> No. 27314 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 11:20 pm
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>>27310

Oxford should feel ashamed of themselves, glad I went to Swansea instead.
>> No. 27321 Anonymous
3rd August 2018
Friday 3:18 am
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>>27312
Football fans don't even know anything about football, in the main, nevermind the finer points of French; and in fairness it is a langauge where you just have to remember which third of the letters you don't actually say, it's utter madness in my opinion.
>> No. 27826 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 6:27 pm
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ESK-U-LATOR.
>> No. 27827 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 6:53 pm
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>>27314
>I went to Swansea
You poor thing, you. About the only thing the place has going for it is the Sunday buffet curry selection on St Helen's Road, and even that isn't as good as it once was.
>> No. 27829 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 7:43 pm
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>>27827

God it's fucking weird when you lot talk about places I know.
>> No. 27831 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 7:58 pm
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>>27829
In culinary terms, Swansea is known for exactly three things. St Helen's Road curries, that posh restaurant by the leisure centre, and Joe's. Maybe four if you count the local fisherman's breakfast. No, really. A "Welsh breakfast" is the usual selection plus cockles and laver.
>> No. 27833 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 8:35 pm
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>>27831

It actually has a bit more going for it, now. West Cross Inn does pretty well, and there's a few scattered Thai and Szechuan gems around. I'd post them, but I don't want to see .gs memes graffitied in the bogs of my favourite places.
>> No. 27835 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 9:43 pm
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>>27833
Don't worry lad, I've drawn up a complete list of Thai and Chinese restaurants and will systemically graffiti the bogs of each over the coming weeks.
>> No. 27836 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 9:54 pm
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>>27831

Clearly you never encountered "the beast" of the uplands.
>> No. 27837 Anonymous
23rd October 2018
Tuesday 12:26 am
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>>27836
I think a mate almost got bummed by him once.
>> No. 27847 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 9:36 am
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I've moaned about this before, by my girlfriend's mum saying 'Lidls' still boils my piss.
>> No. 27848 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 10:14 am
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>>27847
Could be worse.
>> No. 27849 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 10:16 am
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>>27847
I imagine she's saying Lidl's, not Lidls.
>> No. 27850 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 10:23 am
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>>27849
Either way, it should be pronounced Lidl.
>> No. 27851 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 10:29 am
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>>27850
It's like if you go round to your mate Steve's house, you might say "I'm popping over to Steve's", the house being implied. And if Steve had a shop in his house, you might say "I'm just gonna get some milk at Steve's".
>> No. 27852 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 10:36 am
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>>27851
Should we do this for every brand then?

I'm off to B&Q's to get some paint.
I'm going to buy a book from Waterstones's.
My favourite crisps are by Walkers's.
I'm going to Richer Sounds's to look at their Samsung's televisions.

No. It's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG.
>> No. 27854 Anonymous
28th October 2018
Sunday 11:30 am
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>>27852
I'm not advocating its use, simply showing why I think these people are using it. I don't find it offensive, and maybe I find it a little charming in a way.
>> No. 27855 Anonymous
31st October 2018
Wednesday 5:57 pm
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BOMBFIRE NIGHT.
>> No. 27856 Anonymous
31st October 2018
Wednesday 6:33 pm
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"For all intensive purposes."
>> No. 27857 Anonymous
31st October 2018
Wednesday 7:13 pm
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>>27856
>>5505 >>16496

That is firmly beginner level BoneAppleTea.
>> No. 27858 Anonymous
31st October 2018
Wednesday 7:28 pm
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>>27857

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