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>> No. 5148 Anonymous
27th January 2015
Tuesday 10:24 pm
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Do you own any artwork?

There's an original Rolf Harris painting on eBay for £2.20, which I'm considering bidding on while everyone else is put off BT him being a filthy noncecase.

Look at this on eBay:

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=111583864967
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>> No. 5182 Anonymous
7th February 2015
Saturday 8:54 pm
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I can't wait to see my eBay "Inspired by your recent browsing history" section now.
>> No. 5183 Anonymous
7th February 2015
Saturday 8:55 pm
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Oh goodness. I think it burst.
>> No. 5185 Anonymous
7th February 2015
Saturday 8:58 pm
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>>5180>>5181
It may be his weak point. The Ancient Egyptians couldn't draw feet, pornolad can draw a clopper but can't manage teeth.
>> No. 5186 Anonymous
7th February 2015
Saturday 10:56 pm
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>>5180>>5181
Do you have these without the, err, red bit? For research purposes obv.
>> No. 5187 Anonymous
7th February 2015
Saturday 11:02 pm
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>>5186
If you look on the seller's eBay page you should find them; each listing has versions with and without the bright red cock.
>> No. 5188 Anonymous
7th February 2015
Saturday 11:19 pm
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>> No. 5189 Anonymous
15th February 2015
Sunday 8:28 pm
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I don't understand why one of the nipples has been redded out, unless there's something utterly depraved that bumders do to them which I'm unaware of.
>> No. 5190 Anonymous
15th February 2015
Sunday 8:39 pm
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>>5189
Only one of them needs a first-class stamp, obviously.
>> No. 5191 Anonymous
16th February 2015
Monday 12:15 am
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>>5190
That's exactly it, the large red box is the parcel they're about to send.
>> No. 5192 Anonymous
16th February 2015
Monday 4:53 am
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>>5189
I feel curiously compelled to see the uncensored version. Is this from one of those awful eBay listings? Can we have the link please?
>> No. 5193 Anonymous
16th February 2015
Monday 7:30 am
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>>5192

It's the same seller as the rest. Look at their other items for sale.
>> No. 5194 Anonymous
16th February 2015
Monday 10:55 am
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>>5192

It's under completed listings. That's why you didn't see it. I thought maybe be was licking a blobble of spunk and that's why it got censored but no, it's just a nipple.
>> No. 5403 Anonymous
22nd May 2016
Sunday 10:45 pm
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£3.18 on Etsy.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/276617260/original-akt-zeichnung-nude-erotik
>> No. 5404 Anonymous
22nd May 2016
Sunday 11:10 pm
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Why is most "art" online drawn by the plebs full of crudely drawn naked women, tits, cocks and fannies?

No fucking imagination.
>> No. 5405 Anonymous
22nd May 2016
Sunday 11:26 pm
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>>5404
It's neoclassical innit.
>> No. 5406 Anonymous
23rd May 2016
Monday 3:12 am
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>>5181
This reminds me of that Star Wars pornography by Shabby Blue. In fact it could almost be a trace.
>> No. 5442 Anonymous
17th January 2017
Tuesday 9:38 pm
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Clint Eastwood, apparently. £45.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/490279163/are-ya-feeling-lucky-punk?
>> No. 5443 Anonymous
17th January 2017
Tuesday 10:14 pm
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>>5442
>are ya feeling lucky, punk?
The guy selling it obviously is.
>> No. 5444 Anonymous
17th January 2017
Tuesday 10:44 pm
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Why would anyone buy this?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322350798084
>> No. 5445 Anonymous
17th January 2017
Tuesday 10:55 pm
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>>5442
Don't disappear down the Etsy hole - you'll be stuck there all night at the sheer lunacy of it all.
>> No. 5446 Anonymous
17th January 2017
Tuesday 11:01 pm
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>>5444
Why would anyone not buy it?
>> No. 5447 Anonymous
17th January 2017
Tuesday 11:09 pm
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>>5446
I can't figure out what the woman in the centre is actually meant to be doing and the naked woman behind her seems to have her legs somehow going through the middle of that bed. Also, the man on the left appears to have a black and white straw inserted into his skull.
>> No. 5448 Anonymous
18th January 2017
Wednesday 3:12 am
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>>5444

https://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST-CLEMENT-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMOIU
>> No. 5449 Anonymous
18th January 2017
Wednesday 6:53 am
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>>5448
The questions and answers on that are hilarious.

>Q: Are rumours of this clock screaming "Fraaaannnnnkkkkk" on the hour every hour accurate or unsubstantiated?

>A: Very accurate
>> No. 5450 Anonymous
18th January 2017
Wednesday 8:53 am
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>>5448

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0
>> No. 5451 Anonymous
18th January 2017
Wednesday 3:56 pm
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Fucking Pat the Clock is peering out at me from my Facebook ads now.
>> No. 5452 Anonymous
18th January 2017
Wednesday 4:22 pm
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>>5451

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Life-form-Prostate-Examination-Simulator/dp/B007FSAFVY/
>> No. 5453 Anonymous
18th January 2017
Wednesday 5:28 pm
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>>5450
Didn't it turn out he was into weird sex games or something? I don't fancy Googling 'Paul Ross sex games'.
>> No. 5454 Anonymous
18th January 2017
Wednesday 6:08 pm
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>>5452
The recommended items are interesting.
>> No. 5455 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 7:49 pm
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Thanks, lads. These are the items related o what I've viewed on Amazon.
>> No. 5456 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 9:23 pm
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>>5455
What on earth is a cyberskin?
>> No. 5457 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 9:35 pm
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>>5456
A trademark for a type of rubber that's packed full of BPA and other nasty chemicals.
>> No. 5458 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 9:51 pm
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>>5457
This isn't even a food product and you're scaremongering about plastic? OH NO CHEMICALS DID YOU KNOW COCA-COLA CAN DISSOLVE RUST
>> No. 5459 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 9:57 pm
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>>5458
You're putting your willy in there.
>> No. 5460 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 9:58 pm
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>>5458

The smell alone should be enough to give you a hint that it's not a good idea to stick your dick in it.
>> No. 5461 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 10:04 pm
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>>5460

THAT'S NOT STOPPED ME IN THE PAST

ban me god please

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 5462 Anonymous
28th January 2017
Saturday 11:39 pm
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i don't understand art i dated a artist for 3 years and i have one of her collages on my shithouse wall. i like things i can tell what they are but some of her stuff was mental but she sells plenty.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 5467 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 2:24 pm
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Only £7.33.

https://www.artfinder.com/product/nude-dirty-with-fingerprints/
>> No. 5468 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 3:30 pm
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I realised yesterday that art occurs only in the minds of people. The creators intended meaning is irrelevant as far as perception goes. Its what we see that matters; what we make it mean. Art is a portal to our own minds. If we can-not see art in something, our thoughts are not deep enough to interpret it. To interpret ourselves.

Or is it that the creators communication of intention is art? Wouldn't that only make understandable 'art' 'good'?

I started out thinking I understood. Now I just don't know. I can see it all together in an intricately crafted maelstrom but trying to pick out a single point sends it all to chaos.
>> No. 5469 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 3:45 pm
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>>5468
Isn't that true of everything non-noumenal?
>> No. 5470 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 4:01 pm
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>>5468

Your statement rings with very similar views to that of Roland Barthes in his essay 'The Death of the Author'. Personally I dislike it because I feel it leads to an arrogance in the view that their interpretation is the truth and that the authors opinion is irrelevant.

I take the position that art is a form of communication, and all communication is ultimately an attempt to convey one set of ideas to another person which has various problems because of misunderstandings of shared meanings and bias. To me a master piece is a work that conveys the author’s intention as perfectly as possible to another mind. This line of analysis will lead you to the conclusion that James Joyce was a pretentious over rated cunt, however.
>> No. 5471 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 4:05 pm
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>>5469
>non-noumenal

I don't see what Linkin Park have got to do with all of this.
>> No. 5472 Anonymous
4th June 2017
Sunday 10:01 pm
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i love this
>> No. 5473 Anonymous
5th June 2017
Monday 4:40 pm
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I was tidying up yesterday and came across my copy of *The Art of Bruce Nicolls*. He's a schizophrenic alcoholic and it's a book of his child-like scrawlings. I bought it for £3 whilst waiting for the bus one evening in Fulham from his friend and editor of the book.
>> No. 5479 Anonymous
10th July 2017
Monday 10:28 pm
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>>5472 this is by david hanjani
>> No. 5480 Anonymous
10th July 2017
Monday 10:30 pm
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>>5472 this piece is by david hanjani
>> No. 5481 Anonymous
10th July 2017
Monday 10:32 pm
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>>5480
Yeah thanks David we'd have figured that out if we'd cared to reverse search it.
>> No. 5482 Anonymous
10th July 2017
Monday 10:37 pm
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>>5481 janks fren here is a new one too!! just made it, enjOIII
>> No. 5483 Anonymous
10th July 2017
Monday 10:39 pm
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>>5482
You really don't understand how the Internet works. Who writes themselves an article on Urban Dictionary? That's not that what's for. That's not what this website is for.
>> No. 5484 Anonymous
11th July 2017
Tuesday 6:42 am
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It seems that pornolad is now experimenting with colour.

This one appears to be David and Samantha Cameron in their younger days.

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