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>> | No. 442884
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I sometimes play out hypothetical scenarios in my head and what I'd do. I thought it would make for an interesting thread if I started listing them and getting some solutions, it might even be a learning experience as there's usually things I don't have an answer to. |
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If I broke both legs, I would ask doctors to set the bones a little bit further apart than they used to be, so that when they healed, I would be taller. It wouldn't work if they only extended one leg, of course, so if I had to stay in hospital while one leg healed, I would almost certainly ask them to break the other one too. |
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I've never broken a bone in my life despite being in many situations where it should have happened, so I have some abnormal bone density and I suppose if you tried I'd just beat the shit out of you to the point I could restrain you. |
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>I'd probably have to move out and live with my parents for at least a year. |
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"That's not a threat", he said, while posting the accompanying image. |
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I was crippled for about a year when i tore most of the ligaments in one of my knees clean in half. It was a interesting lesson in what one takes for granted. |
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Sorry to further derail, but I've always remembered the impractical advice of renting a convertible, top down, then rig some sort of device to decapitate you after supergluing your hand to your head. Piano wire along the road at head height was suggested but I don't see how that wouldn't also tear your arm off, ruining the effect. |
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I watched this mad film once where this young lad who's an enbalmer rigs up an elaborate machine so he can take out most of his organs and begin to preserve himself before this mechanical arm swings around to cut off his arm and behead him. It was magnificently grim. |
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3CE703AF00000578-4197062-image-m-69_1486406116871.jpg >Malian woman gives birth to nine babies |
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It was a ban for linking to The Sun; as bad as The Mail is, I don't think they'd use "Sunderland Shagger" as a subheading. |
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The problem with banning specific newspapers is it implies other newspapers are beyond reproach. We can safely assume that the mods believe The Mirror, The Daily Express, The Telegraph, The Times, etc. are all exemplar examples of journalism that should be posted here more, if anything. |
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Hypothetically speaking; what would happen if the mods didn't ban links to certain newspapers? |
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I post in another online community where I fucking wish the moderators would ban Daily Mail links, but they refuse to do so because they are committed to impartial moderation. It was never too bad of a problem here because the Mail is a known quantity to us; your political stance doesn't matter, you still understand that the Mail is some of the most cancerous tabloid brain rot ever committed to print. |
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If arseholes and nose holes swapped places, would everyone pick their arsehole when nobody is looking or reach to their bum noseholes? |
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depositphotos_67437069-stock-photo-maggots-eating-.jpg Would you eat something massively revolting if you were promised a six-figure sum of money? |
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Surely £1000 a month would be okay? Just give yourself a raise. Set up a company and charge the millionaire for unspecified "consultancy services" if you must. Criminals launder money all the time; it cannot possibly be that hard. |
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I always thought selling used cars is probably a great way to launder money, be it opening an actual car dealer or just flipping bangers privately, nobody is ever going to raise an eyebrow at someone buying a Volvo for a few grand in cash, and I doubt there's much suspicious in paying 5 grand for a car that's usually worth 3, say - it's a volatile market. Every car you sell legitimately, you could just add a bit of your dirty money to the sale, right? Some dealers don't even give you a real receipt. |
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Say you wanted to raise a child to not be bullied or be a bully: Is it just a matter of making sure they have close friends to watch out for each other and to teach them how to behave towards others? Would you send them to summer camps to build independence and self-confidence? |
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I wonder if there are any instances where a teacher absolutely battered a bully. It must have happened, but I can't think of one. Maybe teachers have a special omerta where they don't report each other. Or maybe they do get reported, and only the Daily Express reports on it to cheer and praise our brave murderous school heroes for defending truth and justice. |
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Long-term relationship lads, if you and your partner had met at a different age do you think you would've gotten along? Would things have played out differently even if you were both aware of the future you have now? |
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16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d_XL.jpg What would you do if you woke up one day and everyone else had vanished leaving you totally alone? |
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What would be the best way for your future self to make contact with you and have you believe what he is telling you? Assuming he has the recollection of present events from 20 years in the future so wouldn't remember some detail he could tell you about an ordinary day. Thinking about this from the perspective of a paranoid recluse I'm liable to just assume anything like my card numbers or address would be a case of identity theft so I'm at a loss - perhaps I could give a stock market prediction but then I would almost certainly try and exploit it and thereby interfere with the result. |
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Let's say we worked out the fountain of youth and you could not only live forever but reverse/stop all signs of aging, becoming as you were at 25 or stopping aging to where you are now. Would you do go back to 25 or would you want to keep your body and mind as you are now? Would you even refuse to stop aging? |
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Would life be better if, instead of one job the norm was for people to have more of a range of part-time jobs? |
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download.jpg If you won £100k, what would you do with the money? |
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image_2023-09-30_100125676.png >If you broke one of your legs, how fucked would you be? |
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Image-1.jpg If we brought someone back from the Early Modern Period what do you think are the things that will shock them the most? What would be some of things we'd have to teach them to keep it under wraps where they came from? |
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Fun stuff, but all in your mind. I don't want you to break anything, but those "what if" things fdall apart. Learn to fight, learn boxing or BJJ, opr krav maga, th best cure is always sprint away. |
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professions-mr_men-mr_men-tickles-degrees-jobs-CS5.jpg If you were having a kid, how would you decide the name of the kid? Is there a tradition? |
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What would you do if you became so wealthy that you and conceivably any of your descendants would never have to work again? |
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79044_32357436_IMG_10_0000.jpg >>462769 |
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