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New weekday thread: hump day edition. |
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I had a lot of peppers on my pizza last night and my guts are a wreck this morning. |
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I've intentionally shoplifted for the first time in about 18 years. It was just a small ~£10 electronics item but I knew the security barriers at my local supermarket don't work so I was able to simply walk out with it in my trolley. I don't think I'll do it again, I didn't get a cheap thrill out of it or anything. |
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I bought a massive wooden chest from 1870. |
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Alicia Kearns Melton[1].jpg PMQs was a fun watch. The reaction to the guy switching the topic to washing machines, wonderful. Also I discovered this hottie politician I didn't know existed until today. |
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Rutland.jpg >>448966 |
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81zJJAnVtDL.jpg >>448967 |
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2.png I really do have a thing for fat girls now. I dated, briefly, a chubster, and now on a night out I find myself checking out girls bellys in their tight dresses. |
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Lads, what's a good "opener" on hinge/bumble/tinder etc when they don't have much in their profile and their pics are reasonably generic? |
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I've just been into Co-op and their own brand pasta is now 95p a pack. It was only c. 55p a year or so ago. |
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hucow.jpg >>448973 |
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So what's rhe allure of a heifer dressed up as a heifer? |
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Speaking of ten years ago, since when did everyone start harpooning? I've noticed what seems to be a growing trend of stomach-shaggery here lately. Did everyone just lower their standards or is it a genuine preference that you'd have over, say, someone you had a reasonable chance of lifting without crippling yourself? |
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Kunt is going to have another bash at getting a Number one with his Boris song given the last few days. |
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declining salmon populations it is. I think "declining salmon populations" does exist to an extent, but I'm not sure that "declining salmon populations" was the most apt phrase for it. |
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Right. I'm going to assume it's declining salmon populations. That is, if you replace the vowels with Os, you'd get ropo coltoro. |
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I think we might be living in the golden age of attractive women posting erotic photos of themselves on the internet. |
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Porn, art, photography, whatever it is I swear Twitter was invented to annoy those who enjoy it. A variation on the library of babel: any image you can imagine is probably lurking somewhere in its depths, but there's no index so good fucking luck finding anything. |
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Can you start a furry thread on either /x/ or /y/ please? I don't get the appeal, but I wouldn't mind a look to see what the fuss is about. |
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Power cut in Beeston affecting ~1,300 houses which is estimated to last until about half 5. It sounds absolutely fucking mental outside because it's set off so many burglar alarms. |
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Somebody with what appears to be a Croatian landline number keeps trying to phone me whenever I'm not at home. |
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Today I drove 2 hours down the M1 to listen to someone tell me about when they had to care for their mum and rub rash cream into her fanny. |
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Handing myself into the dumb-dumb police as I just spent a minute or two looking at headphone extension cables thinking "why are they all 3.5 metres long"? |
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I'm in discussion to get a full on sleeve Tattoo. |
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Incidentally it's annoying that smartphones are phasing out the 3.5mm jack. Is it possible to get a splitter for USB-C that would enable you to use earphones and charge your phone at the same time? Or is that not physically possible? |
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I've come off my bike this morning right by some builders digging up the road. Proper scraped fmy knee like a schoolboy. |
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I've finally convinced my daughter to stay school dinners, but it means there's no lunchbox for me to snaffle the leftovers from. |
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I haven't had sex in about two or three weeks and I could really do with a shag. I don't feel horny, I can just feel it in my knob that I need to get my end away. Wanking isn't satisfying this need. It's driving me up the wall. Problem is that I mainly have this urge during the day and my girlfriend only likes a shag before bed as she likes to go to sleep afterwards. |
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Are you trapped in some sort of sexless relationship? |
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Watching the bowls. If Dorries puts ads on this I’ll set her on fire. |
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Meat Loaf is dead and for the first time in years I actually care about a Celebrities passing. |
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I didn't eat anything for tea, now I'm hungry, but the only real thing I could make out of the fridge is carbonara, and eating egg, cheese and pasta at this hour would definitely give me violent sexual nightmares, so I think I'm just going to have to have a couple of spoons of peanut butter and go to bed. |
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Do you think Hitler moustaches will ever come back? I mean, like in three hundred years so a lot of time has passed since the Second World War or whatever. |
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Fucking hell, I've just seen the evangelist christian korean youtuber on r/baddragon. |
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What is the appeal of /r/baddragon? I just can't get my head around wanking to pictures of some bloke stuffing a rainbow coloured horse cock up his arse. |
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Today I've been inside an Argos for the first time in years. It felt quite eerie because of how bare it was. There was a few banks of desks with touchscreens on, but that was about it really. No catalogues, nothing on display apart from a wall with gift vouchers; even the jewellery and watches section had been replaced with banners about ordering online. It was just... empty. I can see why they're phasing out their older stores and replacing them with a counter inside Sainsbury's instead, but it really gave the impression of a dying business. |
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I'm trying to find an adequate offline, desktop-centered web page editing software that lets me design a handful of static HTML web sites where I have full control and editability over my code and which still gives me out of the box HTML5 functionality and a few drag and drop gadgets like sliding galleries,animation or grid layouts. I then want to tie those static pages together with some custom PHP background code. |
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I have once again touched my knob after handling chilis. |
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I used to tie my ex up and put tabasco sauce on her fanny when she'd been bad. |
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Lots of dog shit about. |
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My car skid plate, or whatever you call the bottom engine protector thingy, looks a little low and is scraping on most speedbumps. Is this an easy fix or will I have to take it to a garage? I'm not a car person. |
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What level of celebrity would Gary Glitter have, if he didn't download child porn or rape Vietnamese children? Would he be condemned to the garbage heap of celebrities appearing on Channel 5 reality shows, or the more prestigious Come Dine With Me on Channel 4, or even the lofty heights of Strictly on the Beeb? Or completely forgotten? Really makes you think. |
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My cousin would have been 30 today, had he not died of aplastic anaemia when he was 8. It's only on major occasions like this that I even think of him, but it's strange to wonder how he would have turned out. |
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Anyone seen the revelations about Hugh Hefner? Something about drug-fuelled sex parties draining the youth and beauty from women. It's outrageous the stuff men do. |
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I have eligibility to go for an Italian passport (and be dual British-Italian). Not sure I can be arsed with it. What would be some of the benefits? Beyond the obvious EU citizen/freedom of movement. |
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I’m going for a big long walk today, whether I want to or not. |
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09-40-00-17297_17297villaevangelina1642_IMG_00_002.jpg Ooh, well fuck me. I just had a look at what I could get for my money property wise in Italy. That might be a benefit of the passport. Living in a Tuscan villa and not under a pervasive grey cloud. Long shot, but any Italian property owners here? |
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The mods have just thrown a paddy and privated the entire subrudgwicksteamshow.co.uk. |
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Just a heads up, lads. If you ever have daughters there will be times when, well, you don't feel like a sex pest but you will be hyper aware that you're sat watching a stage performance featuring a bunch of lasses in their mid-teens wearing lycra. Particularly when that performance involves them singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" whilst they've got their hands on their chests. |
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It's all I've been able to do lately to not be completely manic about some health issues I've been having. I am utterly unused to being unwell for any real length of time and, obviously, I don't enjoy it. So, with quite the opposite being true in recent times, my completely lack of a need to shit has unsettled me in its own way. This must be how Napoleon felt after capturing Moscow, wondering if the Tsar would finally come to terms. I hope the winter's kinder to me than it was to the Emperor. |
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Om4GsnZ.png Of course the mod is a sex pest as well. It's fucking Chris Chan all over again. |
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I'm going to be contrarian and wager that the subrudgwicksteamshow.co.uk will get a boost out of this unless their mod team shatters, and maybe even then. |
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None of this matters. |
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Right, I'm going to clean my PC and I want you sods to be talking about something halfway interesting when I get back. |
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Screenshot_20220127-140246__01.jpg Guys it's okay they found a viable replacement for the movement. |
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Shall we all have fish and chips for tea, lads? I haven't had fish and chips in ages. |
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sc41gqos44e81.jpg I'll stop after this. Might as well bite the bullet and create a rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk thread. |
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We're going to put my paranoid demented grandad in a home finally. He has been deteriorating, to the point where he doesn't recognise people he has only known for a few years anymore. He still knows who we are as his family, as well as his oldest friends that he has known for 40 or 50 years, but doctors have told us it's a degenerative process that won't get better or reverse course. Doctors told us it will become "increasingly unfeasible" to have my grandad living by himself in his house. Even with carers as well as relatives looking after him several times a day. |
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For those of you keeping up on the antiwork Rudgwick drama, the plot has, incredibly, thickened even further. |
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Make another bloody thread, you septic tank obsessed idiots. |
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I hope these hard-left gender-bending class warriors start being referred to as "trankies". I would enjoy that very much. |
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You have to love the parity that, at the first sign of public challenge, the majority of the lot retreated to stand under an altogether more moderate banner. |
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I let the bloke across the road rent my driveway to store his builders equipment on. He's a little bit dodgy, bit of a geezer, at least not very good at moving his stuff when he's said he would, or disappearing for a week or two when he's promised to pay the next day, that sort of thing. Not a big deal. Early last week I found someone, presumably him, had put some sort of machine in my garden, one wheel removed I'm guessing to make it harder to nick. I left it there all week but moved it onto the driveway yesterday. I'm not against doing favours for the neighbour but I'm not keen on setting a precedent of letting him take liberties either. The landlord tells me he's tried to buy that whole bit of land before, he's clearly got his eye on it. |
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God, how do skinny people do it. I'm not even fat-fat, but I eat like a Hobbit or something. Then at the end of the day I remember I am but a man and feel shit about all that I've snaffled. |
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LOGITECH_MX_MASTER_BL_01.png Ordered one of those big, fat Logitech computer mice as my current one is going a bit haywire, which is to be expected as it now looks like rats have been chewing both ends of the wiring. |
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My daughter brought home friends from school yesterday. She's in Year 7 and one of them was almost as tall as I am; I'm 5'11". For a brief moment it took me back to my early secondary school days when girls were monsters because they tend to have their growth spurts well before boys. |
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My girlfriend isn't very sexual in the way I am and I think if it's not changed after a few years it probably never will. I am a kind of sex lots all the time kind of guy, she's not. |
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This makes me feel a lot better for having broken up with that girl who turned out to be asexual. Wonderful person but (if you're not also asexual), sex is an important part of how you connect in a relationship. There's no shared intimate experience quite like it. I agree compatibility on that level matters. |
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Imagine if when your ladyfriend wanted to seduce you, she'd wink at your with her clit. |
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Can you not just wank more? |
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I think it was better when ugly people had to wear masks. |
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I was enjoying the scroll wheel on my new computer mouse until I realised I will never have sex with a woman. |
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They've added an A for Arts to STEM, so now it's STEAM and it encompasses everything and is a pointless acronym. |
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Ofgem Energy Price Cap Cost Stack Graph Feb 2022_u.jpg Stock up on blankets, lads. |
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Elliot-Rodger-Incel-Movement-1200x675.png >>449416 |
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_123112514_energy_price_cap_02a-nc.png >>449422 |
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I think we're all missing the real pressing question here, which is: how do prostitutes affect gas prices? |
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Lads, I don't know why my off-hand joke about not shagging a woman because I got excited about a computer mouse has driven you both insane, but please stop, you're embarrassing me and I ejaculate inside my Logitech MX Master in lieu a human companion. |
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cad-mouse-3d-connexion-1.jpg >>449439 |
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I think we're not using language well enough to address the spectrum of sociability here. When we talk about this, it feels like we class people as either chronics or actively able to pull. No offence intended to anyone but if you're hitting your thirties and you've been with more than zero but less than ten people, it's a bit of a stretch to call what you've been doing "seduction", or even "pulling". Unless you've got a very low sex drive or ridiculous standards (and are teetotal), those numbers don't really suggest you're actively winning over people you want to sleep with, those numbers are more like average luck. The sort of numbers you get just by running into the right people at the right time. |
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I made the original post about my gf and the follow up about my situation. A bit late to get back to it but just to say thanks to the answers here. Really helpful to know I'm not alone and I must admit I find it strangely comforting I'm not the only one who fell for a girl who pretended she was a lot more into sex than she was. |
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Right, lads, cocks out and on the table. How many women have you slept with? |
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WHY ISN'T THE CURLING ON THE TELLY? |
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TeamGBWomensCurling-1_copy.jpg >>449457 |
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Thank fuck it is Friday. |
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I, for one, won't be watching any of the Winter Olympics. |
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>>449461 |
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TELEMMGLPICT000284558267_1_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqB1hv6.jpg >>449461 |
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My suicide note will read as follows: TalkTalk. |
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split-pants.gif >>449465 |
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With energy prices going up should I look into getting an air fryer? I imagine it'd be more energy efficient than an oven. |
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Nowt like a good weighty shit to start off a Tuesday is there. |
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Fuck. My girlfriend went to the hospital for an appointment to investigate PCOS due to some symptoms, she comes back and tells me she's fucking pregnant, but that the doctor couldn't find the foetus' heartbeat. |
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>>449579 |
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I'm incredibly awkward at formal events or parties, I also hate compliments and I'm not fond of emotions more generally. It's why the thought of a wedding scares me, why I didn't attend any of my graduation events, why I never tell anyone about my birthday and why the thing that scares me most about dying is that someone will wheel my casket to the funeral. At work I get all my work done, help people with work and don't socialise about anything aside from work which I keep thoroughly separate from my social life. |
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j-paul-getty-big[1].jpg On a scale of 1-10, how shit is your handwriting? |
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-60319650 |
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Futurama's coming back again next year, although John DiMaggio isn't currently on board. |
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Remember when people used to type :L as a replacement for "lol"? And then emojis came about and people stopped typing :L? |
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>>449596 |
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Remember when you used to type stuff like ^_^, >.> and O_o? Yeah that was embarrassing, wasn't it? |
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I'm trying to make my handwriting worse because I don't want other people to read it. So far I have successfully made it tiny, which is effective on most people over 35. |
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One of my neighbours has just got a staffie. Proper lowers the tone of the street, that. |
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Trampolines are so commonplace it’s schizophrenically insane to see them as a signifier of anything other than trampoline ownership. |
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Like everything, though, there's a trampoline, then there's a trampoline. |
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Is the trampoline not dug into the ground and neither does it have any netting around it? |
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>>449622 |
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Digging a trampoline into the ground in a country where it's always pissing wet through doesn't even make sense. |
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>>449625 |
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scum.png >His trampoline doesn't have a roof |
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Windows 10 is suddenly giving me intermittent black screens on my laptop right in the middle of me doing something, and then reboots and gets stuck in a boot loop until I keep the on/off button pressed down for ten seconds, after which it sometimes boots into Windows again and resumes normal operation, and sometimes doesn't. |
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I could really go for a couple of days sitting around on sofas in an uncarpeted room with no curtains drinking cheap, weak beer and smoking cheap rollies chatting bollocks while Family Guy or some shit by Trey Parker and Matt Stone plays in the background. That would hit the spot. |
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I LOOOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKHEAAAAAD |
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I must admit I find it slightly amusing that whenever I come here on my phone at work, whenever I try to leave a thread by clicking for /*/ at the top, I constantly, inevitably miss the tiny asterisk and wind up visiting the gay pornography board. |
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>>449683 |
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I don't know how many continents there are. Is Australia a continent or part of Asia? What about Greenland? I know Antarctica is a continent but is there any land beneath the Arctic? |
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VdZZX8Q.jpg I like the idea of all continents being joined together again, like they were during the Pangaea epoch. Would make flying to far-flung places obsolete because you could just drive there with your own car. |
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>>449689 |
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fbf8de9d-2121-4baa-9c7d-d22056fa052f-stincol_mongo.jpg >>449690 |
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I am torn between getting King Of Fighters XV or Warhammer Total War 3. KOF will definitely run on my PC, Warhammer will probably need me to turn down the settings quite a bit. However, I would probably have more fun with Warhammer, as I imagine KOF's online to be full of Mexicans who've been playing since the 90s. Also there is a 99% chance Warhammer will receive continuing content, while KOF's longevity is based entirely on whether people are still playing online three months down the line. I can't afford both right now, so it is a real conundrum. |
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I've got covid. My balls are ridiculously tender. |
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>>449696 |
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The grand old Duke of York, |
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Where's this storm then? Was looking forward to a nice bit of stormy weather. |
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BIN HAS BLOWN OVER. |
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449726
Well I've had my long distance fuck buddy has been over this week, and her flight back is cancelled. Presumablythat's to do with the weather. So I get an extra night's bonking for free by the looks. |
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CrbkQ-3UIAAvWXW.jpg >>449725 |
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>>449725 |
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Pergola down. Sure, it was only held together by a bastarding Wisteria of doom, but it came down hard. |
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A sizeable branch broke off a 50-foot tree just down the road here, luckily nobody was hurt and no parked cars were damaged. The fire brigade was here with chainsaws around noon to cut the branch into manageable sections and transport it off. |
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All my wheelie bins are standing but the lines at the train station one along from my stop weren't so lucky, meaning a ten minute journey became a two hour ball ache. |
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I've had to do site visits today and driving around in this weather has been horrific. Mostly because The only vehicle left in the pool was a mid length Mercedes Sprinter. It's shocking the amount of people attempting to cycle about though |
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>>449736 |
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Had to drive over the Pennines on't M62 earlier and it wasn't too bad. Few gusts of wind pulled at the wheel, and obviously the rain made visibility poor. But it was honestly worse when I made the same drive last week. |
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>>449739 |
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It's quite easy this cooking malarkey, I should do more of it. |
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>>449784 |
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I went out for a walk earlier, and it was fine. But I started wanting to run. It would look very weird to run down a street at night when you're not dressed as a jogger, but I eventually found a totally empty, long, straight street, and I went for it. It felt absolutely fantastic. Having jogged across the road a couple of times to not be in the way of cars, I was in the mood, and it felt so fantastically liberating. I'm not a runner, and part of the desire was curiosity to see how much I really could run. In the end, I went about 100 metres in 30 seconds before I decided to just walk again, but it was a truly euphoric very brief jog. I can see how people would dress stupidly and be seen doing it and not die of shame. Perhaps I should almost miss buses even more often than I already do. |
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>>449788 |
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It's about the right pace for a Travelodge commute. |
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I like to listen to online radio from around the world (you all need http://radio.garden in your lives) and with the current news situation, I've been checking out Kiev, Ukraine. The very excellent Melodia FM Disco has a wonderful selection of upbeat party anthems from the past, but I've only been listening since yesterday and they have played the same dance remix of the theme tune from The X-Files three times. Given how long I listen for, that's more than once an hour that they play it. And it's a dance remix of the theme tune from The X-Files. It's bizarre. Some spooky music should play next time I hear it, but I don't think I would appreciate what you're obviously planning next time it comes on. |
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I caught my son watching anime earlier. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this. |
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Went to the chippy for my tea. The owner's daughter was there working behind the counter with her; she'd inherited her mum's funny ears. Women who own a chippy always seem to have funny ears. |
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449822
Come clean: who shared our quiet community in a public space to invite ruinous forces into it? It wasn't me so it must have been either of you. |
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>>449822 |
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My girlfriend, who I have wholly supported from her having relatively fuck all career wise, has found herself doing well through a combination of hard work and riding the wave of a particularly in demand area that's experiencing a bit of a boom. |
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>>449824 |
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I was in the middle of applying for a job when they pulled the listing early. It was supposed to be up until the 26th. |
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>>449826 |
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Can someone please explain to me how car finance works, what happens at the end of the term and when it becomes a better deal than buying a car outright? |
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>>449843 |
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>>449825 |
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I found a broken pen so for some inexplicable reason I decided to see what would happen if I sucked on the ink chamber. Now my tongue's stained and it won't come off. |
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449855
Badly burnt my tongue on my coffee this morning, now I don't think I'll be able to eat anything all day. This sucks. |
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>>449854 |
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>>449855 |
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Badly burnt my tongue on my coffee this morning, now I don't think I'll be able to eat anything all day. This sucks.>>449857 |
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>>449858 |
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Did anyone else burn their mouths a lot more often when they were a stupid child compared to now they are a slightly less stupid adult? |
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>>449921 |
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>>449913 |
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It's funny everyone's been talking about burnt mouths for the past week, because today I learnt that long stem brocoli is slightly hollow. So, if you take some out of a boiling pan and bite into it you might just end up squirting almost boiling water over your bottom lip and chin, even after letting it cool for a time. This specific kind of mouth burn couldn't have happened to me as a child because I did not eat or cook brocoli at that age. |
>> | No. 449935
449935
It seems like every cunt is getting covid at the minute, and it's really interfering with my social plans. |
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>>449934 |
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>>449937 |
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>>449937 |
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I was tasting it to make sure I definitely hadn't turned the brocoli to mush. I'm feeling very under the kosh from you both right now. |
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>>449942 |
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>>449943 |
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schwartz_sticky_glazed_root_v_637390543311496759_8.png >>449945 |
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Shallow fried, or sautéed if you're feeling decadent. The crunchier the better. |
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Is there anywhere worse on this whole island than Manchester Airport? |
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>>449953 |
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>>449947 |
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He's bloody watching Naruto now. What a fucking weeb. |
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>>449953 |
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>>449953 |
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I quite like airports. Same reason I like cruise ships and shopping centres. I like the weird, soulless, sterile environments. Also with airports you've got stag/hen dos getting shitfaced at 6AM before getting the plane to Palma, they're always fun to watch. |
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>>449963 |
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This young woman did a night shift with me at the homeless shelter, her second shift there ever. I've been there for three years now and it's unusual for women to do the night shift and even more unusual for anyone else as young as me to volunteer there at all. It was strange but so what, didn't seem important. |
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If someone came along and helped me when nobody else would, but did so for cynical reasons, I would still be happy for the help and her motivations would be irrelevant. Chat her up, bruv. Obviously, as a Starmerite Labour MP, she will turn out to be a two-faced vacuum with no principles or opinions beyond hollow soundbites, but her charitable self-promotion has already made that clear so you've saved yourself an awkward conversation and it'll be plain sailing from now on. |
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First day of the year I'm wearing shorts. That's my legs on show between now and autumn, then. |
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Untitled.png Don't have anything to say other than the Holly Willoughby stand in is fit. Josie Gibson. |
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>>450005 |
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I booked a spot on flu-camp in a few weeks but my housemate has just told me his girlfriend is pregnant. |
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450014
I think I've developed lactose intolerance. Every time I've eaten a portion of dairy recently, I have violent diarrhoea. Seems weird to develop it at 30, but not sure what else it could be. |
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>>450014 |
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>>450011 |
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Post revival Touch of Frost is so much worse. |
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When the ice cream van comes down my street it must stop outside the house of the kid with ADHD on purpose. |
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>>450028 |
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450033
Lass I've been chatting with for months now took me out for a meal tonight, paid for the meal, gave me some fancy food she knows I like from the mainland and a cutely shitty cartoon drawing that references our conversation, walked me to the bus stop. Should have kissed her goodnight. There were no body language signals and she was talking non-stop for the whole last part. Fuck, still should have tried. Right? |
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Dear Agony-Auntie, I've been on a couple dates with a girl and I know she likes me and wants to see me again but she had to go abroad this week for a family wedding. I found this out on Sunday, I thought she was blowing me off and let her know that I liked spending time with her but she followed up on the Monday and I replied along with asking her to let me know when she's back. |
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Psychiatrist said I might have borderline personality disorder. I did some research and came to the conclusion that people with BPD are awful. So using logic, my psychiatrist thinks I'm awful. |
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My feelings abut "wokeism" are that comedians spent decades complaining about political correctness and when the public mostly got fed up and stopped finding the same old jokes funny, the comedians moved on to woke culture. |
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It's frustrating that a small tool bag is the best way to keep your tools organised on the macro level, that is, all in one place, in a nice form factor in an easy to reach format, but simultaneously the worst possible way to organise tools internally, with them all just rattling about in a pile, with maybe a few little inside pockets that somehow just make things worse. |
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My arms hurt like shit from a weekend lifting some massive 4.5kg weights. It's a start. Again. |
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My phone just updated itself to Android 12 last week and it is complete shit. The UI looks and feels like you tasked a thirteen year old with creating it who had a very cursory understanding of Material Design. |
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I'm starting to think the postcode lottery people are after me. I've had letters from them three times in the space of about half a week and some lad was posting about them here the other day. I'm not signing up, so fuck off. |
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What can I use instead of sugar in my spaghetti sauce? It needs sweetening slightly. |
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Still car shopping. There seems to be even less on the market than there was a month ago. I've had a look on Facebook market place and there's a few cars that are a fair bit lower than at dealerships, but for some reason they're all being sold by Asians. |
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I have actually ended up putting a deposit on a car today. My girlfriend let them know we'd driven 30+ miles specifically to see that car because there were so few on the market and we needed one desperately as she starts her new job on Monday, so she'd put us in a position where we wouldn't be able to haggle whatsoever. To top that off she kept over-revving the car during the test drive, to the point you could smell the clutch burning. Oh well, it's only my money she's spending. |
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cartoon-eyes-1391699874IpT.jpg I've spent the night reading about drying lakes with f.lux on maximum orange in a room lit solely by a salt lamp. When I went to the bathroom a moment ago it all looked a lot more blue-green than I remembered. What's this called? I've noticed similar colour changes after closing my eyes for a time on a sunny day since I was a kid, but I've don't remember ever noticing this subtler version before. |
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I just emailed my MP to complain about local house prices. It was everything I've complained about here, plus plenty more. It's probably close to 2000 words, at least one of which was "parasite". |
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One of my neighbours has delivered a letter to all of the houses down the street saying she has blood cancer and soon she'll be doing a Walk of Light to raise money for blood cancer charities, so she'd appreciate it if everyone on the street would stand in their doorways when she sets off to cheer her on. |
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Those two words infuriate me. |
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Thought I'd try a bit of raw broccoli. That was a mistake. |
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Just been to fill my car up. So much for the 5p cut in prices. |
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I'm doing it, I'm buying a Miata. |
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Well bugger. |
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Sometimes I wish I was a moderately attractive girl. The kind who makes a Twitch, gets 10-20 viewers on average, and coasts by as my beta orbiters donate bits to make funny meme comments. It would certainly be more lucrative and fulfilling than my current occupation. I wouldn't want to be an Amouranth, in front of thousands of people. Just a nice normie girl. |
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Christ, I just brushed my teeth, spat into the sink and it was so bloody I thought in that instant I might have been shot through back of the head. Turns out my gums along the inside of my molars are red raw. |
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I sprayed the inside of my car with Febreze last week while I was giving it a thorough clean for the MOT, but now that indistinct, annoyingly inoffensive smell of Febreze still lingers in my car, and it's also absorbing the smell of the leather, which was always a nice touch whenever I got in my car. |
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My car is making funny noises after changing gear. I'm fairly certain it isn't the clutch as that was replaced in December so I suspect it's the transmission fluid. |
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Have any of you ever had to explain this websites name to any one? My girlfriend saw 'britfa.gs' in my browser and assumed it was a gay porn website. |
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1_0OHdmdWZx4vSxgWhhgAB0Q.jpg Come on, lads. If we spruce this place up like a gay porn site then >>450276 will get bummed by his Mrs. Someone get purple on the line to change the banners and set some tastefully gay music to autoplay. |
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Tested covid positive, for the first time as far as I'm aware. Little bit scared lads, I'm a complete fanny/hypochondriac. I'm a little short on breath, fevery and weak. |
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I'm 33 today. I definitely stopped caring/counting after 30, but still. |
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I've been offered a job that has the working hours of "9-5" with a 1 hours unpaid lunch break. |
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Went for a haircut this morning and they've put their prices up by 50p. Johnson's Britain. |
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I went to a second screening on flu-camp today and had to tell an attractive Spanish nurse that I'm not sexually active at the moment. She gave me a talk about contraceptives and where to get spermicidal lube 'if I do become sexually active'. |
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Anyone else adding a few to their electricity meter readings to get some electricity tomorrow at today's prices? Those poor people with smart meters won't be able to do this. |
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I can’t sleep so I watched the film Legend. They really put some vile sentiments into the mouth of Frances Kray, so much so I’m convinced I’m misinterpreting the film or else it’s one of the repellent things I’ve ever watched. Maybe I’m wrong, I hope so. |
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