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>> No. 451884 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 2:28 am
451884 Fuck the Recursive Bible!
Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 451885 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 2:47 am
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>Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past

Worth noting that much of that past was millions of years ago. A past which people like young earth creationists to this day staunchly believe never happened.

Google says that day length in the Jurassic was between 22 and 23 hours. In the Paleozoic, it was probably closer to 20. For as long as humans have been around, the minute increase in day length during that time should have been entirely unnoticeable.
>> No. 451886 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 10:54 am
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Days may have been shorter but they would still be 24 hours long.
>> No. 451887 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 1:25 pm
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>>451886

That's all pretty arbitrary. During the French Revolution, decimal time was briefly introduced in France, where every minute had 100 seconds, every hour 100 minutes, and the entire day had ten hours. One second in decimal time would equate about 1,15 seconds in 24-hour time.

There are decimal watches today, but they're very niche.

https://svalbard.watch/pages/Svalbard_Decimal_AA35.html
>> No. 451888 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 1:31 pm
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I have no idea what this is, but one of my own gripes with the extremely religious is that it's a sin to claim, or even personally believe, that you can fully understand the infinite truth of God. So no matter how much you read the Bible, you're always going to misunderstand it. So don't be extreme about it.

It's in Romans 3 if you don't believe me: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+3&version=AKJV
The Bible itself says you don't fully understand it.
>> No. 451889 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 1:43 pm
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>>451888

Well, at least the Bible is free. If you look at Scientology, you're taken to the cleaner's for potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars in seminar and auditing fees, and at the end of it, the "truth" about the Universe that is revealed to you as you become an Operating Thetan is nothing but tall tales and shite ramblings of a second-rate sci fi author.
>> No. 451891 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 3:37 pm
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>>451887

Internally, most computer systems keep time by counting the number of seconds since midnight on the 1st of January 1970. It's not a very convenient unit for humans, but it's much easier and less error prone than constantly having to convert back-and-forth between different time zones.

For database transactions it rarely matters exactly when something happened, as long as all of the transactions are in precisely the right chronological order. There are loads of oddities to normal timekeeping that most people don't pay attention to - different countries start and end daylight savings at different times, some countries don't use the Gregorian calendar, sometimes the borders of time zones change and there are occasional leap seconds to account for the fact that a day isn't exactly 24 hours long.
>> No. 451892 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 3:45 pm
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>>451891
>having to convert back-and-forth between different time zones.
Out of curiosity, which timezone did they use for the 1/1/70 midnight start time? It wasn't midnight everywhere at once; is it California time? Our time?
>> No. 451893 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 3:51 pm
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>>451892

UTC, the sort-of-GMT-but-not-quite standard that's also used in aviation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordinated_Universal_Time
>> No. 451894 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 4:04 pm
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>>451893

So, say, you've got a web server in San Francisco. Does it run at UTC-8, and how would it synchronise time-critical tasks with a web server in London?
>> No. 451896 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 5:05 pm
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>>451894
Timestamps are often stored and communicated alongside their time zone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601
>> No. 451897 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 5:20 pm
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>>451896

Yep. There's also a system to synchronise everyone's clocks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Network_Time_Protocol

If you need really accurate timekeeping (usually for finance or distributed database applications) you'll use a GPS-disciplined atomic clock.

https://engineering.fb.com/2021/08/11/open-source/time-appliance/
>> No. 451898 Anonymous
5th June 2022
Sunday 5:46 pm
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>>451897 If you need really accurate timekeeping

Nah, if you need really accurate distributed time (because your experiment is hundreds of kilometers across and you care about times in the nanosecond range or less), you want something like white rabbit - accurate to ns, precise to ps,
https://white-rabbit.web.cern.ch
glorious madness. None of this pissing about with time zones - is the time at your head the same as the time at your toes? Light takes a while to get there, does time?
>> No. 451901 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 9:05 am
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>>451884
Why hasn't this Q-drop tier spam been reported yet? It's being spammed all over the shop.
>> No. 451902 Anonymous
6th June 2022
Monday 9:49 am
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>>451901
Thanks.

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