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>> No. 4184 Anonymous
12th February 2017
Sunday 9:49 pm
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Does anyone here ever feel the need to give their arse a wipe after a long run and upon doing so finding out the condition between your cheeks is as if you haven't wiped properly after using the toilet. Despite this you know that your arse was clean before you left and you don't remember having a prolonged farting session.

Asking for a friend.
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>> No. 4185 Anonymous
12th February 2017
Sunday 10:06 pm
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Your arse isn't fully clean beforehand. Either dingleberries that melt during your running action or your runnier stools and failed pinchoffs are being melted within the sweat of your crack.

Don't feel bad, it happens. Just make sure you're always pushing your diet for clean one-wipe wonders, and consider brushing your area in the shower whenever you take one. Nice breathable underwear and running gear may also help your situation.

Good luck, my bog bottomed pal.
>> No. 4186 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 1:15 am
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OP I have recently learned that moist toilet tissue is the business when it comes to arse related conditions. It genuinely gets your ring piece whistle clean. I heartily recommend it.
>> No. 4187 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 3:09 pm
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Baby wipes are much cheaper and are basically the same thing. Baby wipes tend to be really arse friendly as well.
>> No. 4188 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 3:21 pm
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You can't flush these, unless you want to call a plumber out more often. Are you just going to keep a bin of shitty wipes around?
>> No. 4190 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 3:57 pm
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They sell flushable baby wipes and yes, you can flush Andrex washlets. They breakdown and dissolve in water relatively quickly.

It is people flushing aquarium gravel and oil and fat from cooking which blocks pipes, not specifically manufactured to be flushable products. A curtsey Google would have saved you looking daft.
>> No. 4191 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 4:16 pm
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If by this you mean wetting standard toilet paper before you wipe, that doesn't work. It falls apart in your hand and leaves bits of it all over your ringpiece.

I once got dumped for pointing out a lass had them on her arse.
>> No. 4192 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 4:33 pm
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While they say flushable on the packet, my external fire escape has a "wet floor" sign despite it being dry as a bone.
>> No. 4193 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 4:46 pm
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>A curtsey Google would have saved you looking daft.
Here are the top five results for "is it really ok to flush wipes".
>> No. 4194 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 4:50 pm
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Don't any of you find that a little bit of arse juice leaks through baby wipes? I usually layer 1 x baby wipe + 1 x toilet paper (however many sheets it takes to cover one wipe) to stop my hand stinking of a mix of acrid soap and arse.
>> No. 4195 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 5:13 pm
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Women have this problem with their minges everyday.
>> No. 4196 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 6:08 pm
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>> No. 4197 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 6:12 pm
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This is why I shave my arse.

A minimal amount of wiping with toilet paper and I'm squeaky clean and rimmable for the rest of the day.
>> No. 4198 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 6:58 pm
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Preaching to the choir. My dream is to own one of those Japanese toilets so I can give my shitting experience the luxury it deserves.

I don't know about the kinds women you associate with but the ones round here don't tend to shit out of their fannies.
>> No. 4200 Anonymous
14th February 2017
Tuesday 4:39 am
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Those toilets are properly weird. They talk to you, the seats are constantly warmed for some reason, and they play music if you're taking a shit to cover up the sound (whilst also broadcasting to everyone else that you're taking a shit, sort of defeats the purpose if you ask me). Then it fucking squirts water at your arse.

Give me a regular bit of porcelain any day.
>> No. 4201 Anonymous
14th February 2017
Tuesday 9:25 pm
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Sounds a little bit like being rimmed by a clown.
>> No. 4202 Anonymous
14th February 2017
Tuesday 10:14 pm
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You bastard, lad. Made me spill my tea.

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