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Alright, but what am I going to do about the brain haemorrhage your insensibly stupid post just gave me?
>5 minutes - heart rate returns to normal.
What? What are you even talking about? After tugging myself off? No way, otherwise I'd have had a resting heart rate of seventeen-thousand by my fourteenth birthday.
>2-3 days - guilt and shame seems to decrease.
I don't have either of those, because I didn't grow up being ogled like a Fleshlight by a priest for most of my childhood, unlike the dippy Yank who wrote this.
>7 days - brain fog lifts.
Oh, "brain fog", yeah, that sounds real and not so vague as to be applied to dozens of different "symptoms".
>14 days - prolactin starts to drop.
What if I like squirting milk out of my tits?
>14 - 21 days - due to drop in prolactin, dopamine sensitivity increases, you can start to enjoy the little things in life again, no longer emotionally numb, energy levels start to increase big time, confidence also increases.
What the fuck do you have to wank to in order to become "emotionally numb"?
>30 days - cravings and flashbacks noticeably reduce.
Flashbacks to what? Did most nofap tossers have their first wank to Platoon or something? Is that why they can't cry?
>30-60 days - PIED symptoms disappear or improve. Erections become rock solid, unless your PIED symptoms are severe. Confidence keeps rising.
I don't have "PIED", idiot.
>42 days - ΔFosB (DeltaFosB) that has accumulated around the nucleus accumbens starts to remove itself. This makes it possible for the neurons in the porn-addicted pathways to now start to slowly break up over time without use.
I'm sure people who need a support group to help with their wanking are the ones who've finally solved the mysteries of the human mind, yes.
>90 days - considered a full reboot for most people, however people with severe PIED will need longer. Confidence still rising.
No one has ever gone 90 days without wanking, not after their first wank. And if they did their mattress would damper than a nine-hundred quid a month flat in South London.
>120 - 150 days - symptoms of severe PIED disappear or improve.
Okay. Also you have to move to Iran because seeing a woman's bare shoulders induces a fit.