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|>>|| No. 70947
I think we've brought it up before that normal human relationships these days require a low-level flow of silly internet images. I don't know why it's like this but otherwise you might be viewed as antisocial. Can you two post some images and maybe videos so I can have an archive for when I know I need to contact someone to make them believe I'm a normal human being but don't have anything to say (because I'm a cunt)?
|>>|| No. 70971
I don't see why I, an embittered and miserable bachelor, am posting assistance to help the rest of you fucking pussy-patrollers get laid yet again. Perhaps I should only post bad images from now on.
|>>|| No. 70977
Refer to dogs as 'doggos' or 'puppers', that always goes down a treat with basic bitches.
|>>|| No. 70984
A reverse search shows that image exclusively on ifunny, funnyjunk, kiwifarms and /pol.
|>>|| No. 70986
It's from Tumblr, if you'd spent a few more seconds in detective mode you'd see the ifunny catches the top of a post.
|>>|| No. 70987
I think I did recommend Logan Ury's book a couple months back that actually addresses that first point about being a maximiser. Why can neither of you two do as your told?
|>>|| No. 70988
i think i wuold like to be single forever, honestly, but women just can't get enough of my cock.
no sooner have i set up a date with the mexican girl, the czech one is back on the radar now asking me to come stay over the jubilee weekend. i was hoping to go for a nice walk in the peak district on my own but instead i'll probably be off my tits on md rutting her like a rabid fox humping a dead badger.
i had started to consider posh english girl from a while back a cold case, but she started sending me photos of the sunset out of nowhere and is coming back soon. i was just going to settle in and catch up on the films i've missed, but instead i'm going to have to swot up on bronte and austen to figure out how I make her flaps soggy.
it's all so distracting, how do i learn to be an chronic masturbator?
|>>|| No. 70989
Standards are relative and are really only an impediment if you are trying to punch above your weight. Lads who try and fail are often entirely oblivious to the fact that women have standards too, as well they should, and that they're not just going to go for a git like you who doesn't measure up, just because you fancy them.
I don't normally like the phrase that much that women owe you nothing, but in this case, well, they really do not.
And if as a lad you don't like your lot in life, then it's up to you to change and become a more attractive person (within your possibilities).
|>>|| No. 70994
I was buying some Puma trainers a couple of weeks ago and looking into the story behind their "Rudolph Kessler tribute" shoes was very interesting.
|>>|| No. 70995
It's also seemingly vitally important to regularly announce that you have lots of unread books, but will - gasp! - buy more books anyway. Yes, that's the whole joke, every time.
|>>|| No. 70996
I have lots of unread books and have stopped buying books. I hope you enjoyed my fresh twist on the formula.
|>>|| No. 70998
I've owned 2 or 3 kindles, but sold them every time because I never use them and can't abide all the Amazon advertising that they forcefeed you.
I treat myself to a ReMarkable tablet for taking notes at work, and find that it handles PDFs better than any Kindle, not least because it's substantially bigger. Now it has support for all the major cloud providers, so I just yank PDFs from my online storage and read from there.
That said, I am still amassing physical books even though I've got absolutely loads that I haven't read, what am I like?
|>>|| No. 70999
It's a weird one - Rudolf and Adolf Dassler were both fairly keen Nazis, but they also sponsored Jesse Owens and Tommie Smith.
|>>|| No. 71001
The kindle app for iPad doesn't have ads, because they aren't allowed to sell kindle books on there.
|>>|| No. 71003
>Rudolf and Adolf Dassler were both fairly keen Nazis, but they also sponsored Jesse Owens and Tommie Smith.
People who sponsor race horses probably don't overlap much with people who want horses to have human rights.
|>>|| No. 71004
>BUT THE DASSLER BROTHERS WERE NAZIS WHO PLAYED A SUPPORTING ROLE IN THE BLACK POWER MOVEMENT.
Bit akin to having that one token black friend.
|>>|| No. 71005
Hitler gave Jesse Ownes a congratulatory Nazi wave after he won his medals, which is far more recongition than he got from his own president. Owens also said that he got the greatest ovations of his career in Berlin.
A lot of Nazis seemed to be down with the brown. "Real recognise real" as the saying goes.
|>>|| No. 71015
Pay an extra tenner and the advertising goes away.
Interested you have a Remarkable though - I like the look of those very much. Has it been as good as they look?
|>>|| No. 71017
It's no wonder facebook is losing members.
In the younger generation, it's generally avoided nowadays because it's "full of mums and paedos".
|>>|| No. 71018
I don't think that's a new thing. My girlfriend worked in a school about 8/9 years ago and even then it was only the low ability kids who used it.
|>>|| No. 71020
Facebook is weird in that I think everyone has it, but most people don't use it. It has the legacy advantage of the bygone time where it was THE social media, between about 2008-2012ish, but nowadays everyone uses Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or TikTok. I have a Facebook but I don't have any of those others.
It's also interesting in terms of how people do use it, if they do- I've got like 120 "friends" on there, but if I scroll through it I only see a dozen or so people actually posting. The people who do use it use it constantly, everyone else just passively comments every so often, or trolls on groups. The people who do post only post memes or pictures of their new vinyls or something like that, the whole "post pictures and statuses of what you're up to each day" way of using it has dropped entirely out of fashion.
I feel like people are highly alienated nowadays because we all figured out that social media is dogshit, but by the time we realised, the damage was already done, and we never went back to the old way of doing things.
|>>|| No. 71021
I stopped using facebook when it started becoming a mere money making machine for Zuckerberg. And it became more true every day that if the product is free, then you are the product. As the saying goes.
|>>|| No. 71022
i stopped using it when i realised it was shit which was about 4 days after i signed up
|>>|| No. 71023
It always was shit, but what could you do when 80 percent of your circle of friends were using it for almost everything.
|>>|| No. 71027
In my first year of uni (2010), my hallsmates (is that even a word?) made me one because I didn't have it, and I had to assume ownership because everyone would think I was a gay pedo or something if I didn't.
I deleted it about a year later, and ever since I've had nothing. I have a close core group of friends but always wonder if I'd have more right now if I had kept up with it all.
|>>|| No. 71028
It's very useful for organising events and generally keeping in touch with people that life puts distance between, which if we're being charitable does make it a very good tool as you get older.
I bet the young people these days will have a worse time as they get older. You can't organise a piss-up with a mate from your university days using a tik-tok dance and I refuse to believe anyone actually enjoys doing audio/video-notes rather than typing over text despite that apparently being all the rage with the 20-somethings these days.
|>>|| No. 71031
>You can't organise a piss-up with a mate from your university days using a tik-tok dance
|>>|| No. 71185
How indeed are you supposed to build a pyramid while someone's giving you head?
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