When I wake up, before my morning shower. Showering immediately after shitting means I don't need to waste loo roll, I can just blast the cack off my bum with the high pressure setting on the shower.

I can't add anything produtive to the thread because I don't shit on schedule.

But am I the only one who can't hear the People's Postcode Lottery jingle without imagining it's a euphemism for either needing a dump, or getting buggered?

About 11 o'clock.

>>5101
I never used to shit on any schedule, it's actually very comforting to know that now I do.

I did once go a full week without pooing because I was on a road/camping trip with some mates and had a much more autistic rectum at the time. I had about three trips to the loo in the first hour of being home, and must have lost half a stone in solid turds.

>>5102
Did you do this in the beforetime? I've always felt uncomfortable about shitting in a busy toilet.

Before bedtime, once every three or four days.