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>> No. 4977 Anonymous
22nd February 2013
Friday 9:20 pm
4977 in no particular order

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>> No. 4978 Anonymous
22nd February 2013
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22nd February 2013
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22nd February 2013
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22nd February 2013
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>> No. 4983 Anonymous
22nd February 2013
Friday 10:40 pm
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>>4978
>they could kiss her with such force that she may fall unconscious for a million sex years
literary genius right here
>> No. 4984 Anonymous
22nd February 2013
Friday 10:45 pm
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What are these from?
>> No. 4985 Anonymous
22nd February 2013
Friday 11:50 pm
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A source, or just posting more, would be very gratefully received.
>> No. 4986 Anonymous
23rd February 2013
Saturday 12:54 am
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Oh, sorry lads.
It's the One page series by Chip Zdarsky but this is all 7 so far.
http://zdarsky.tumblr.com/search/one+page
>> No. 5230 Anonymous
7th June 2013
Friday 10:25 am
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So this is um http://seinfelt.tumblr.com
>> No. 5231 Anonymous
7th June 2013
Friday 12:43 pm
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"

Jerry buys an old typewriter to write his new material “in a classier way,” but when he discovers that all his new jokes seem to be coming true in real life, he starts writing stories about himself with increasingly improved living conditions and romantic ventures. Laryngitis renders Elaine’s voice a monotonous croak, but the others insist she always talks that way. George keeps taking different routes home from work in order to avoid a particularly vicious-looking dog, but every route he chooses, no matter how circuitous or convoluted, seems to bring him right across its path. Kramer buys a street organ at a flea market and starts playing it on sidewalks throughout the city, mistakenly believing that any nearby monkeys will be drawn in by the music.

His life exactly the way he wants it, Jerry locks his typewriter away in a steel box in his bedroom closet. He returns to the main room of his apartment to find Kramer flipping through a stack of pages that had been left out.

“You’re a pretty self-absorbed guy,” remarks Kramer, chomping an apple borrowed from Jerry’s fruit bowl.

George and Elaine arrive shortly thereafter, within moments of each other. Jerry quickly cleans up the stacks of pages before anyone else gets a chance to read them and returns to the living room. He smiles at the others, happy to finally have some friends. They believe their own backstories, and he was sure that with some practice, he could grow to believe them himself."
>> No. 5258 Anonymous
4th July 2013
Thursday 10:21 pm
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This is also a joke.

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