The other place's /lit/ wrote a book
http://www.litwritesabook.com

It's surprisingly not all that puerile, for them. Here's the table of contents.

Chapter 0ne
1.1 - Does cum eating have any long term benefits?
1.2 - Who are the lizardmen and what do they want?
1.3 - How Jessie broke the mortal plan & Other Short stories -
1.3.1 - Dakota Fanning and the Lizardmen Grooming Project
1.3.2 - Of Joyce and Jen
1.3.3 - How Anon discovered the drinking water hoax
1.4 - The origins of Anon (or how to cope with tfw no gf)
1.4.1 - Tao Lin's Mysterium Temendum
1.4.2 - Scooby Doo and the case of the missing meaning of existence, so why not just kill yourself eh?
1.5 - The Anon and his book
1.6 - Year of the Unchecked CIS Privilege
1.7 - The Day the Dawn Died and Marxists Cried
1.8 - The unlikely string of events that lead to dear Anon becoming the possessor of this very piece of literature that you see on your screen right now
1.9 - A widow for a Castle
1.▲ - A Totally Pertinent Story where Once Again Murakami is Shown to be "Trying".
Chaiptre un
A.1 - Julie Ebola and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Jew, Featuring THE COUNCIL
A.2 - Where the lizard things are
A.3 The Pseudomodernist and Postmodernist Musings of Several Developmentally Challenged Literature Fans, Featuring the Return of THE COUNCIL
A.3.1 - A Metafictional Interlude

Chapter Tw0
2.1 - A journey into the (mildy schizophrenic) mind of our hero, Anon, as well as a guest appearance from Project Exelixis
2.1.1 - Anon Tries Metafiction
2.1.2 - The Unfortunate Return of Tao Lin to the Literature Board of 4chan.org
2.1.3 - Project Exelixis Bears Fruit
2.1.4 - Nigel and The Subspacial Transmission
2.2 - The Jews and the never-before-imagined horrors of the Crypto-Lizards
2.3 - Cosmo Kramer's Money Trouble
2.4 - The Death of Sonic
2.5 - Harry's Typewriter
2.6 - The rebellion begins
2.7 - The end times
2.8 - The Boring Interlude by James Joyce
2.9 - Magilla Gorilla, Gorilla for Sale
2.9.1 - HoW cAn GoRiLlaS bE rEaL iF oUr EyEs ArEn'T rEaL?
2.9.2 - The unexpected occurs
2.9.2.1 - Intermission #23
2.9.3 - Make your own chapter!
2.9.4 -
2.9.5 - The Climax!
2.9.5.1 The 'post-orgasm'
2.9.5.2 - Fucking Hell when is this godawful chapter going to end?
2.9.5.3 - "But CYBER COP, I poop from there!",
2.9.5.4 - Just like the last chapter
2.9.5.4.1 - An Interruption
2.9.5.5 - Lel :^)
2.9.5.5.1
B.1 - 0.8.6.1 Paul Bunyan and the Mystical Carrot
B.2.1 - Excerpt 72 - For the Hardened reader
B.3 - Epi(c)logue
B.4 - The Meeting & The Expanse
B.5 - Clifford, Bloom & The Dick Measuring Contest
B.6 - In which Harry ponders the Big Questions
B.7 - Epilogue 2:Even more Epi than the last one™
B.8 - Kramer Moves To Africa
B.9 - CLIFFORD THE DAWG RETURNS 2; the next chapter
B.9.1 - In which a Feminist raises objections

Chapter III: No GF
3.01 - Preface to a dream
3.1 - I am never sure if it was really Bob And Dakota's Excellent Adventure
3.05
3.1.1 - In Which Harry B. Plays His Pure Mood Tape For A Mysterious Apparition
3.1.2 - In Which Harry B. and Friends Take Lunch
3.2 - The Deceptively Deceptive Yet Heartwarmingly Heartwarming Circumstantial Circumstances Through Which Bob and Dakota First Met
3.3 - Cosmo Kramer's DMT Adventure
3.31 - Anonymous Dreams
3.4 Sigmund Freud's Dick Lips Stuck in Carl Jung's Zipper, featuring The Council
3.4.1 - Post-blackened Death Metal Relaxation
3.5a - Tao Lin and Abraxas
3.5b - A Tinkle in the Tundra
3.6 - A Return To The Congo and Leopold's Ghost Delivers Stunning News
3.7 - Fucking Hell lets Discuss Magicians Again by James Joyce and Sigmund Freud
3.8 - Spiritual Healing through Sex with Virgins
3.9 - The Council Explains their roles within the narrative
3.9.1 - GODDAMN SEXUAL VAMPIRES HAVE BEEN IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER
3.10 - A return to traditional moral values (the letter from Vladdy Nab)
3.9.2 Difference and it's Own andand the Ego and Repetition better start with the Greeks Fagohot
3.94.8 - THE LAW TOOK MY DOG BUT IT WAS -MINE- TO FUCK
3.999...
3.10 -

CH4PTER
Extracts
Figure A.
1.2 A short history of 4chan, also known as the birthplace of memetic dialogue
4.4 - Returning to Israel
4.5 - Clinton's First Day of School
4.6 - Confused Enraged Delirium
4.6.8 In Which Adam Weishaupt Conceives of His Tea Party
4.7 Adam Weishaupt's Amazing, Fantastic Tea Party
4.8 To do
5.3 Skipping Stones
4.9 Relatively Sanitary Reproductive Rituals with David Hasselhoff, David Blaine, and David Bowie
5.o Dancing Party
4.9.5 Breaking Bad
5.1 - Thomas Pynchon Wrestled Elbert Clinton
5.2 My bottle of vodka is empty and I am too poor to afford another... I will settle for even a red bull, still too poor. I'd like some pizza, but it's too aggressive.
5.3 Tap Tap
5.3.141 Boom Tap Tap
5.3.1.6 Fly, Little Hacklemesh Weaver
5.4 Boredom
5.5 The Little Red Dress
5.6 The Tanagatze Solution, Also Starring Mrs. Keanu Reeves Jr. as the dutchess (In which Johnny turns to drugs to aid his writing)
5.6 B) Tangatze Grasp, Tangatze Grapes
5.6.3 Harold Bloom's Morning
5.6.4 John Greene's Morning
5.7 The Fault In Cigars from Alaska, by Joan of Arc Green (in collaboration with Hank Hill)
5.8 LOSS
5.8 Literary Blues
5.9 Saddest life ever but not totally wasted


WAFFLEHOUSE 5
5.1 The day Nietzsche was deflowered by a prostitute and got syphilis
8.1 David's Foster Child, or a modern day Of Mice and Men V.1
8.2 It was a Dark and Stormy Night
8.3 In which anon ponders the value of this book with amount of genuine knowledge and artistry being poured into it despite the outwardly inane structure and general vulgarity
8.3.1 I can't copy and paste from the original document so have to type all these subheadings out by hand and it's really boring
8.4 In which anon posts his edgy high school journal for our viewing pleasure.
9.11 Loose Change?
9.2 In light of anon's collective late night fatigue, it was deemed appropriate to outsource a portion of this chapter to a new piece of experimental software called Virtual Poet™
9.3 Meditations & Poetry
9.4 FEDORA TIPPING I: MATURITY - Lets just eat the poor people, LOL - Jonathan Shit
9.5 A personal message to you, the reader, who is also me, cringing at this as I type to make sure I did the words right :^)
9.6 do bully
9.7 Thus We Ran
9.75 This makes me moist
9.8 Cum Meridian or Swelling Redness i' da Best
9.9 So I was on my way to the house of Usher the other day or something Got Miles to go before I shit inawoods or why I haven't read Hegel
10 The First Book of M00t, called Gen-a-shit or The Ego and it's Own

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6.1 - God isn't even real, how could he be real if our eyes aren't real
8.9 The Rise of the Kikes
9.9.9 - The Groan Zone
4.9 Hitler Guderian $poole
6.9 An unexpected letter
7 - The Complete Degeneration of this Novel
7.1 Cosmo Kramer Comes Off of DMT
7.2 - Quite the wit, said the shit
7.3 A bland Poem for Hoem
7.π: Perspective on the meaning of text
7.2: Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
F.1 - The Return of Anon, Protagonist & Hero, to The Narrative
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A Prawn in Time: A Methodical Warping of Thought
7.9 - HARRY B.: DAY 007: MEGALOPOLIS: YOUR AD HERE
2.A.6.4 A Prawn Story kill me - "ORIGINAL" FANFIC DO VANDALIS(Z)E
8.B. In Which Prawn1 attacks the Lizard Menses
8-3.5. These Goddamn Lizard Bastards Around My Neck
7.001 Very nice horrorshow nice laughter big as bomb nailed it presIdent bought his bored tigers a daring golden shower.
4.44666 The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Chapter 7 is currently missing.

Chapter #%
Foreward by David Foster Wallace
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra
God Emperor #%'s Incursion Into The Slavic Tundra
Judaism: Does it real?