Oh yes. The Peoples Republic of Dalston here.

oh hai

What the good golly gosh, a new board.

Crystal Palace blaaad.

Chelsea here.

Isle o' Mandem ma bluds

Brixton here

Bexley here

East london here brahs.

>>12

You're obviously benghauly

>>10

Also Brixton.

I am a resident of the main town in one of London's better boroughs.

>>13
Na be foga ami bangali
Yes it is I
Brick lane fag

Richmond, you ruffians.

not bengali but live near brick lane fag i suspect.

BRENT REPRESENT

>>38
Thanks for the map. Brent must be the most unmemorable of all London boroughs.

Former (and still sorta) Claphamfag reporting in.

Clerkenwell fag here.

>>46

You're probably right, but we have Abbey Road.

Cityboy checking in.

>>37
Hmm
Not possible
How could one live in E1, yet not be a shitskin?
oi blud wat endz u from?

>>62
He could be one of those yuppies in the posh flats on Commercial Rd.

>>64
Or maybe one of those trendyfags who frequent Brick Lane?
I wonder if the Brick Lane mandemz will find their balls and kick the shit out of them.
Back in the days, there were very few white people walking those streets, but now the freshie fags that sell curry, controls the whole shebang and they need their white customers.

>>62

He's a student.
Also, Isle of Dog's honky reporting in.

I shall be in Brick Lane this evening!

Kingston-upon-Thamesfag REPORTING IN.

peckham/east dulwich over here.

>>84
Say hello to the Brune house massive for me

>>87
The town itself, or Tolworth?
I see that tower pretty regularly, and is probably the most visible building from the Epsom Downs.

Enfield woo!

Location of the first cash machine in the world related.

>>92
You could definetely see my road from the tower, although probably not my house. If there weren't things in the way, I could probably see the tower from my window.

All ur City belong to us

>>3

what up

>>160

Haha... wat.

>>160

this actually made me lol, nice shop

Haringey here.

Only white person in Southall reporting in. I fucking hate it here.

I live on the map...
Can I join your club?

>>161 >>167

this will make you lol hard then.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1053413/Sarkozys-dream-Paris-Croydon-sur-Seine.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1664935/Paris-will-look-like-Croydon.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/sep/25/france.architecture

>>173

GB2 Surrey M8

Sutton stand up.

First drive-through Burger King in the UK. Three Starbucks. Two Greggs'. And nuff sunny parks.

Lads, does anyone know any (dirt) cheap hotels in the Waterloo area? I need it for tomorrow night.

>>197
There is a Holiday Inn Express on Bankside near the Tate Modern, there are a couple of hostel places around London Bridge. There are some more things on Tower Bridge Road, one of Comfort Inn chain things. They'll be the cheapest.

>>196

GB2 Surrey M8

I'm in L.B. of Hillingdon. Uxrbidge, to be more precise.

Havering, reporting in.

>>34
Holy fuck. Kewfag who works in Richmond, reporting in.

Wembleyfag reporting in.

Stadium within walking distance, what more cudja want Geezers?

>>248

Not to live in a shithole?

>>241

Where abouts? Romford here, Hornchurch is gay.

>>250

Elitist toff.

>>251

Eat your words, filthy Romford scum

>>23
How do you spell 'Chislehurst' again?

>>409
That is funny.

>>251

Upminster actually, gayer?

Ex-barnetfag here, but my heart and mind will always belong to camden.

>>94

I wonder if I know you...

>>446
>>317

Romford>you

:3

>>34

First time I've come onto britfa.gs. Whereabouts in Richmond? I work there. Also, cows.

>>243

>>544 here,
I live in Kew also. GTFO my Gardens.

...whereabouts are you!?

Reppin da Ealing borough, pap pap

>>566
cha bumberclat, come down acton an' we see how it goes, innit.

>>567
Acton eh?
I kno da MDP cru in South Acton

Yay, my house is on Google Streetview! (It's the one with the red door)

>>572
That's a nice gaff.

>>574

Should be, fucking cost enough.

Renting a flat in london soon, off city road.
Looking to share with 10 a few /g/ood /b/roth/a/s
let me know.

rent per person is £210 per month.
looking to get 50Mb internets which is £5 per month.
email me i guess

anonymous_of_london_south@hotmail.com

>>591

You just posted this on /r9k/. Why did you not mention that it's in a warehouse, good sir? That kicks arse.

>>591

if only you could have posted this in 3 months when i shall be looking for an abode.

Islington!

>>611

O2 unsigned acts gig on Wednesday that's meant to be quite good. I'm not playing myself, unfortunately, but it's 5 quid to get in and it's in your area.

>>591

Could email you... but for me and everyone else, how is this so cheap?

Warehouse?

So what's it actually like?

I didn't know anyone did this.

Straight outta Greenwich!

Any Barkingfags in here?
I'm moving there in a week. Is it really the racist shithole area that it's made out to be?

>>706
In london you've got three types of areas;
a) Majority white middle class areas.
b) Majority white working class 'racist' areas.
c) Ghettos.

What would you prefer?

Putney m8.
Just got here, seems kind of shit.

Thinking of Greenwich Uni, any gen on it?

>>770

NIce building. Laughable faculty.

>>769
I feel for you mate, enjoy your pram pushers, posh bitches and Aussies. Atleast there's a few night buses from Central London.

>>774

How about the area of Greenwich itself?

>>775
Mate, it seems to be full of Poles. To be fair though, at least they're not Aussies, the Aussies I have met here have been cunts. Can't make a comment on the other two categories yet.

>>777

Aum? Ha!

Ahem. Greenwich is pretty and has much to commend it, being beside the river, having the ferry and foot-tunnel, and of course the splendid Greenwich park (and the delightful if doomed Arches pool). Of course, this comes at the price of huge traffic volumes - pollution down there in the Greenwich hollow is rather severe, and the traffic is pretty much constant.

If you can afford to live in Greenwich you'll probably like it. There's a great comedy club, good boozers, a small cinema and nice places to eat for all budgets. Don't live in Woolwich, Thamesmead or even Plumstead unless you happen to be a sickly pigeon addicted to grease.

>>779
Everywhere in London is full of Poles, the bollocks i've been reading on the BBC website about them going back in their droves is nonesense, a glance at the half dozen or so Polska Delis on every highstreet seems to confirm that. Still, aside from "takin' our jobs and women folk" they're pretty sound.

The Aussies are cunts, if you meet a nice one, they're probably Kiwi.

Take a touristic trip west, to Hounslow or Southall if you'd like to feel grateful the majority of your neighbours are atleast white.

Putney's alright, it's biggest fault (like most of west London) is being dull. Unless you're just looking to go for a pint (The Railway weatherspoons), you'll be catching alot of night buses back from north and east London.

>>783
I was personally open-mouthed when I saw a bus stop ad for vodka that was entirely in Polish round my way (Enfield).

>>485
Are you joking, where did you get the idea London boroughs are comparative to villages?

>>784
Know what you mean, round my way (Hounslow), most of the bus stop posters are about selling things in conjunction to Ramadan. Bring a raincoat too, the locals get awful spitty this time of year.

>>783
I quite like the Duke's Head near Putney Bridge. Anywhere else that is like that would be nice to know about

>>796
Never made it to the Dukes Head, though a little further down Lower Richmond Road (heading away from putney HS) there's an alright music pub, large open plan floor/booth seats. Reminds me of a crappier version the Dublin Castle in Camden, but worth a look.

>>797
>crappier version the Dublin Castle in Camden

My mind is boggling.

Whats the trouble there lad?

e3 faggot here, lives near mile end.

>>809
Get back to the countryside or wherever it is you came from, ye posh hipster mong.

>>824
I moved here from Kilburn O_o

>>825
Oops!

>>809
So do I.

>>10
>>16
I never thought I'd see another from Brixton online, let alone two.

Marylebone

Islington all my life. Started in EC1 and now north london.

SW6 REPRESENT

>>545
Bit late now but near Kew Green. If you ever read this make a thread on /b/ and hopefully I will see it before it gets sagebombed/deleted and we can go to the Greyhound for a pint. I'm not going in the fucking Railway.

or add me kewfag@live.co.uk and I will eventually talk to you.

Haringey in the house. Or something like that. inb4BabyP

>>908
In a shit part like Archway ?

Hammersmith dweller here. This is the worst part of west london, sadly I have to live here for uni (medic at imperial). I think I'll be moving more central next year though.

The nearest club is Crazy Larry's off the king's road. A place full of toffs which costs the earth. Fuck that shit.

Telegraph Hill represent

>>924
Another medic? I'm at qm in east london.

CROYDONFAG, REPORTING IN

>>917
Archway's in Islington, so not exactly, no.

London-born. Marble Arch.

>>784

Fuck yeah. What part? I'm up near Enfield Highway.

>>937

There are tons of Croydonfags here. At least ten I can think of.

>>963
My old school was near Croydon.

bermondsey.
i hate this place.

Bexleyfag here, shame to not see too much of the saaf eesterners in here...

>>1001

Live in Greenwich.
Reppin sarf Landan (even though I'm a northerner).

For want of a more appropriate thread; I'm posting this from a bus leaving hillingdon.

whitechapelfag reporting in. where's all the qm students at?

>>1017
get plastered

>>1028

wat

>>Amersham. End of the Met line.

>>1
This is a Piccadilly Line train to Cockfosters

>>1017
me and a friend sneak in to qm one night and got locked in the dry cleaners (needed a card to get in and out).

Chinese chap released us and we never went back.

Greenwich up in here

Used to live in Westminster.
Now in Canary Wharf.

Where can I get free wifi in London without feeling like a rapist because I have a fully grown beard?

>>1 Fulhamfag r-r-reporting in.

>>1282

What's it like living in an office?

Shepperton here. What is up?

>>1307

Don't they do it in most macdonalds? and starbucks/any random cafe?

Tooting/Streatham here.

Oh hello Tooting/Earlsfield here

>>1343
Sunbury calling, maybe I see you on the train into real london?

oval/stockwell here...weed hookups, anyone?

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>1512

My advice: No. Just no.

camberwell screening live

another croydon fag reporting in

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Last Saxon stronghold, reporting in.

>>1923
Where's that?

Anyone from around Southgate in north london?

>>1930

Harefield. There's no tube stop or train station and it's on a hill surrounded by farms.

If nothing goes wrong I'll be moving in one of these gaudy soulless flats this week. Not sure if I'm making a horrible mistake.

>>1945

Well there's always the Intrepid Fox. That pub is cool.

>>1946
I thought it had a cool name when I first saw it, I'll give it a shot when I move.

>>1947

|,,| and all. Pop over to 12 string bar on weekends. Hits hard.

Just moved to a flat near Algate East tube station. £145/week for a massive double room in Zone 1, all bills included. I think it was so cheap because my flatmate is a bumder.

Putney guy here, recently moved from Kingston.

>>1

I'm all up in Londons boat race you filthy slags!

>>1959
Have you been for a nice Doombar in the Coat and badger or whatever the fuck its called...the pub just off the highstreet.

Living in Shepherds Bush as of now. Nearer than I'd like to the White City estates.
I've never had a problem with Aussies or Poles over here. But don't get me started on the Somalis.

I finally movee bwck from ne england to finchley. Feels good man.

Just finished up in the capital lads.

Give me a shout in this thread if you've got a spare rooms in september or beyond, I'm never gonna get a job where I'm not loving (posh arse end of nowhere surrah/hampshah)

>>2014
I used to live in Acton. Somalis were a nightmare, the Kurds I'm currently surrounded with are a breath of fresh air in comparison.

>>1

se9 reporting in

Putney, it's alright, decent shops and just about well connected but a bit out of the way and somewhat boring. Lived in clapham junction previously on one of their shitty estates, two shootings happened during my time there but never actually saw any problems myself aside from someone taking a massive shit in the corridor outside my flat. The locals were mostly west indian people and they were alright, they just tend to be a wee bit too loud sometimes.

Barnet master race reporting in.

Anyone else in Staines?

I need to get out of the house, I need some green.
I live in east London, What park do you suggest?

>>2383
Epping forest? You'd have to get the central line up to Loughton or somewhere..

Or Hainault park.

>>34
>>87
>>243
>>2369
Whittonfag here, the scum of Richmond-Upon-Thames and the border that keeps Hounslow away from Twickenham.

>>2391

Hounslow here.

Hounslow.
Is this an antisocial board or does anyone want to go exploring?

Isle of Dogs reporting in.

Don't go Hainault park.

If you really want to pick up desperately and don't mind that shit of a bag (size wise) go to Barkingside, Loughton or something like that.
Either way, /A/.

Born in Barking here lads, live in Redbridge now.
What a shit hole.

>>2432
And by exploring you mean?

>>2464
I'll show you my endoscope IYKWIM.

Moving down to Uxbridge in September.

Whitechapel mandemic. Came here a small town foreigner. Will leave a gay racist. The fish smell is strong with this one.

I'm planning to move to Bromley next year. Specifically the BR1 area.

Lads, are there a decent amount of jobs over there? I've heard otherwise but it hasn't put me off just yet.

>>2688
>South of the river.
Good luck mate.

>>2689
well southwark is nice... erm... that's it

>>2690
It is a different world, south of the river. I avoid it as best I can. Getting off a train at Croydon is like travelling back in time and getting off at Baghdad, right after the Mongols sacked it.

>>2689 >>2690 >>2691
You ought to consult this helpful map where the shitty parts of London are marked red.

>>2692
I live in one of the most affluent parts of London and it's a Labour safe seat.

Torylad, please take your leave.

>>2693
None of the affluent people live there, they just own houses there.

>>2692
You silly twat. I live in a wealthy area and it is a LibDem safe seat. Fuck you Toryscum.

>>2689
>>2691
I grew up in Hertfortshire, and the people that I've asked so far say that while it's not the greatest borough to live in, it's about "as bad" as Herts. Which I would be content with.

I'll be sure to watch my back, though.

>>2302
New Eltham or Coldharbour?

Not that it matters, since both are the arse end of Greenwich.

What is your opinion on Dagenham?

I'm considering moving there for a job, possibly staying for a few years.

>>3030
Are you mad?

>>3033
I'll take that as, it's not a nice place then...

>>3037

M8 it's named after a kind of knife. What do you think?

Do you guys make some meetings?

>>3081
There was the Cheshire Cheese and nuisance.

Enfield Blad

>>3109
Come down IKEA in Edmonton. Swear mans gonna buy you meat balls.

>>3082

There was more than that m8.

Can we have another meetup before I move to Manchester in a month and a bit?

>>3120
Yeah allright, as long as it's in London.

'arrah mandem reppin haych ay free yea
shout out to Kebabland
out to Palmers Convenience Store
out to Green Valley
out to da BP garage tho always crawlin wiv nuff boydem
out to Pradips - bang bang samosa always
RIP Inshops, Asda is a wasteman shop, knowledge

>>3122
>haytch ay

Harrow?

>>3123
I'd like to order a number 22 and a number 36 with a side of rice please.

>>3120

ize dunt mit up wid pussyole wastemansz u get me blud. ize rada skeng u fo yo kreps rada den tokez wiv u and ur breres blap brap brap

>>3124
I snorted and woke my mum up.