checking in from the heart of the southsea bronx

BLUE ARMY!

Don't actually live in Portsmouth, but live close/am there most days.

>>31

are you petersfieldfag?

>>42 WHAT? Other people who know about petersfield, let alone live her are on britfa.gs??? Holy shit no way!

>>44
im surrey fag bellow and I used to make fire alarms in petersfield.

>>42

Bah, my location has been identified.

>>47

I recall someone on britchan saying they worked there, I assume this is you?

>>52
not worked there in 10 years I'm afraid.

>>21
The Cutty Sark was badly burnt two years ago you cock.

>>57
Someone hold him, I'll punch him.

>>52

yes, it's me >>26 that works there, but I'm not >>47

>>44 Here, GUYZ LETZ GO MARCH ON CoS! soo randum XD

>>31
If you ever come across that that cunt with the bell / airhorn, do everyone a favour and kill him please.

I read somewhere else he runs a 2nd hand bookshop (cool), but is an utter cunt. Predictable.

>>72

Was there really any need for that?

>>77

john Westwood does indeed live in Petersfield.

his kids are surprisingly normal.

>>88 who are you, and what are you doing in my petersfield? Fuck this I live on the hill behind that place... did you go to tps?

>>95

Live on a hill behind what?

>>95

No, I didn't *go* there, but I do know the school well...

>>97

Are you a teacher, or the creepy caretaker?

>>98

Andy the Muslim?

wat

fucking hell, britfa.gs = Pompey

>>98

Yeah, teach there, not been there long though.

So where do you faggots drink?

>>347

Albert Road mostly (Dog, Porters & LJR)
Occasionally the Fawcett or Drift if there's something on.

I avoid Guildhall & Gunwharf

Oi, you, Petersfield cunts. Come out for a drink, keep it a secret, don't tell a soul.

Everything is as I thought. The Pompey takeover is complete.

We're going to need a picture of John Westwood accessing .gs - I know this can be arranged. Personally I see him as a champion among men.

Posting from the nearby sunny shore of Gosport.

Anyone go to the Pub with no name beer festival? Sorry if my spelling/grammar is not up to scartch, i'm in a terrible state.

>>433 is obviously a heroin addict or blatent homosexual

>>480
Bit of both, actually

any of you faggles about this weekend?

>>594

What's happening this weekend?

>>595

nothing much, that was kinda the point.

Went to KissMyBass last night, got wankered, did not go to Spitbank fort today

>>601

10Ton free at the dog this weekend if any of you like your dubstep

In Fareham, like Portsmouth but better.

My mate's went down to Portsmouth over Summer, I told them to check out a decent shop I know of down there called The Mod Scene. They got three buses and walked around in the rain looking for it, and when they got there it was shut.
That's my Pompey story.

I used to live in Purbrook overlooking the filth ontop of Portsdown Hill, moved about 2 months ago.

>>880
Fareham is a shit hole. Portchester is good for the castle, but everything in between is just rubbish.

>>883

I admit the south of Fareham is pretty shitty, but the north is a nice place to live.

>>880
farham's a shit hole. I lived there for three years until I split up with my missus... who worked in Jessops. tru fax.

>>884
Fareham is about half a mile wide/long, I'm amazed that you can make any distinction between North and South.

I be playing beats in the dog this eve from 8-9:30 if anyone sees this and is unsure of what to do this evening

>>915

What tunes you be spinnin'?

>>915
What a lovely thought.

>>88

I know Westwood used to be married, but I'm amazed he managed to procreate. His kids probably live under assumed names now.

>>915

me again.

If any pompey pees see this in time I'll be laying down some dub techno/house at The Barn in Milton this saturday (6th) along with some other people playing other electronic future music

>>1101

I'd come along but I'll be in Mcr watching us stuff United.
You ought to get Paul, who runs the Strong Island blog, to give you a mention too.

Somebody told me they had DJ Scotch Egg in the Barn the other week - really?

>>1102

yup really, mates of mine run the night, tis called ugly beats - check out kissmybass.co.uk for more infos on stuff they do...

Not the Flash but I know the Flash. He's an awesome guy.

>>1101

'nuvver one of these on May 21st if any of the Portsmouth fa.gs are at a loose end - similar lineup to last time with a couple live sets and the notable addition of Vortechtral

>>1167

Oh, I'm playing that one! Should be a laugh, I'm coming down from London speciallly

>>1174

Ahhh, coolness.

You in the main room or room 2 where I'm playing?

I drove past Milton Arms yesterday and though, you know what, I might just turn up to this next one and see what Anon look like in the flesh.

>>1178
I'm in the Tardis Room, from 9-10. I think I have a good idea of who you are though, Anon, not that we've met. We both know The Flash.
>>1184
Come along! Although britfa.gs will be a bit quiet that night with most of us at this gig.

Southsea, Festing Road here.

Awright, geeze?

>>1200

ahhh-ha - yup, I'm also in there - unfortunately playing at the same time as Si H - he makes good techno.

>>1201

Come to teh barn on friday innit moosh

>>1204
This is increasingly sounding like a date. I'll be there. You already know me, you'll have to introduce me to the other guy....

>>1201
>Southsea

posho.

So do any of you lads have the flyer for this bash?

>>1208

"Close your eyes and think of a moment from a far away time that lay on the path ahead. The foretelling of an as yet unwritten history that will change the world. Plug-in and log-on to a collective cosmic conscious that has been with us since the dawn of time but, as bright as ever illuminates the way to the ultimate symmetry and harmony.

We, the disciples of sound and unity, are the children of the future.


The interplanetary commission has enrolled the highest ranking pilots for this mission. Expect "out of this world" décor and super high quality artists including an astonishing two, yes TWO LIVE ACTS.

This is going to be bigger than solar system.

And of course, given the futuristic nature of the event we expect all attendees to be at the ready with their next century outfits!
We will have fabulous give-away's for the best costumes, so get saving your sticky tape, silver foil and egg boxes or what ever and lets see who can come up with the costumes!


Your galactic pilots for the evening will be:

VORTECHTRAL
PANEQ - Live set
SI HEARTFIELD - Live set
PHILOSIPHA
MAYZEE
HAWKEYE
ATOMCLAP"

From the flyer. Although it makes me not want to go, reading that text.

>>1211
Fancy dress? Errr....

>>1211

>>including an astonishing two, yes TWO LIVE ACTS.

>>next century outfits!

>>sticky tape, silver foil and egg boxes

>>1213

>>1214
I don't care, I'm painting my face silver.

>>1212

yar - but I for one do not own a fancy dress.

I didn't bother dressing up for the last one either.

About two people did.

The guy who runs it thinks it's a good idea.

I remain to be convinced.

>>1217
Aye, the guy who runs it, despite having a great ear for music, needs to get someoney else to write is copy. flash is a great guy tho

Reporting in from englands shame

Alright me ol cocka

Reporting

I can't believe we have ended up with so many Pompeyfags. How weird.

>>21

City of Copnor rollin deep

>>1484
Staright outta Copnor

Just over the Solent, on the godforsaken Isle of Wight

Part time Titchfield/Hill Header here. Last time I went anywhere near you lot it was for a gallows gig at that pyramid thing. Is Jurassic 3000AD still running?