>>2887

Avoid women from Buckie, they are too fertile.

If you are ever in Keith, buy a smokey pie from the bakers.

Huntly is Mormom Central.

Elgin has the best Chip Shop in the Highlands.

>>2888
I haven't met any woman that was so fertile that she could bypass condoms. Any more generic advice about the general area and culture? I.e. what kind of people would I met, something about the weather and so on. BTW, I will be working in Fort William, do you know the area?

>>2887
They are all sad.

'dar a lorra' hills.

>>2889

Are you working and living in Fort William, or Inverness?

Inverness is about 60 miles away from Fort William; that is stretching it when talking about neighbouring towns!

>>2892
To be fair there's a whole lot of fuck all between them.

I once saw a kid with a really big mohawk in Fort William.

I once visited a small cafe in Fort William. It sold a burger described as something like 'The World's Best Burger'. I had it. It was ok.

>>2895
Was it the best burger you've ever had?

>>2889

A Buckie quine wi'out a pram is shoppin' fur wan!

Also, as said previously, Fort William is nowhere near Inverness. Is there even a train that goes from Fort William to Inverness?

>>2896
Was it bugger.

>>2898
http://www.tradingstandards.gov.uk/

>>2897
A job agency called me, they said that they had one placement in Inverness, the other in Fort Williams. There is also a place in Invergordon, but they are not giving relocation support so fuck them.

What sort of job was this for? This sassenach would love to escape to the Highlands.

>>2901
Engineering, they were looking for somebody able to repair food processing machinery. Still waiting for their confirmation email, through.

>>2902
Update us lad. Did you manage to impregnate a very fertile woman?