>>12690
Without seeing the hymenium I wouldn't have a clue. I think you need to wait it out and see how it developes.

This year I definitely want to find some actual magic ones. There are loads around near where I live, but I never seem to get the time right. Basically late September?

Dunno where you are, but here in the fens, timings of everything are really off, after the unusually cold 'spring' and hot dry summer.

Turned into this magnificent bastard.
Still not tempted.

bottom.

As an otherlad on here, I do find this mushroom autism quite interesting.

>>12725
I've never quite been able to figure out whether they're after food or psychedelics.

>>12726
I think it might be a heavily-coded gay hookup thread.

>>12728

Giant sausages

I haven't been able to find anything quite like it.

What I have been looking at to determine for the benefit of >>12725:

It is an agarics based on the gills on the hymenium (the underside of the cap).
The hymenium is "free" (it doesn't come out of the stripe).

Its annulus (around the stipe) is very odd for being quite so frilly, it is what is known as "ring".
I really can't find anything like the foot (the big arse blob the rest is coming out of).

I don't think it is a ‘destroying angle’, because it isn't pretty enough.
I don't think it is ‘the prince’ as it's cap wasn't dark enough during the early stages.
I don't think it is a ‘parasol’ as it is too white.
It looks remarkably like a false death cap but different enough from the examples that it might just be something similar if I had to commit to an answer it would be that.

Autist mushroom flapping

How about
http://www.wildfooduk.com/mushroom-guides/parasol-mushroom/

I'm not here looking for buttsex, btw. Just wondering if things I find while walking the dog will make a nice omelette, or kill me.
Got lots of these, f'rinstance, but they're just nice to look at, not particularly interesting for food or recreation.

>>12735

The stipe is different in colouration, it has that giraffe pattern on a parasol even at the early stages of developement,where as OPs mushroom doesn't.

>>12690
If you cut the stipe on those ones and it stains reddish or rusty after a few minutes and eventually turns brown then they're great to eat. If its the kind with a greenish sport print then it awful and you'll get sick. The good kind used to be called Lepioda Rachodes, but mushroom taxonimists keep on changing it's official name so I don't know what its called these days, but its still edible regardless.

Is this good eating?
Web doesn't seem to say, one way or another.
https://www.naturespot.org.uk/species/dog-sick-slime-mould

>>12853
I'm no expert but have you considered setting up a GoFundMe instead?