Fuck poachies, marry fried, kill scrambled.

>>14858
Sick fuck, for me it's:
Marry scrambled egg because she's a healthy wife who'll look after me.
Have fried egg as my mistress because she's dirty and easy.
Kill poached because it's different.

Depends on how well they've been cooked. It's hard to fuck up scrambled eggs, but poached eggs are tricky but at the same time they're the best format for eggs. For me it's kill fried eggs, fuck scrambled, and marry poached.

>>14860

Honestly, you wouldn't want to marry poached eggs. She's a fussy bint. Very high maintenance.

What about boiled? Poor old boiled, I'll give you a hug love and also dip me soldier in.

I don't know if any of those options are either legal or possible. I guess you could fuck yourself with a hard boiled egg.