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>> No. 84895 Anonymous
9th February 2019
Saturday 8:13 am
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Jimmy Saville: My new Brexit party stands ready to defend democracy

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/02/08/new-brexit-party-stands-ready-defend-democracy/

'Thousands of Tory party members' to defect to Jimmy Saville's Brexit Party as it gets official approval

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/02/08/thousands-tory-party-members-defect-Jimmy-Savilles-brexit-party/

Rebel Labour MPs set to quit party and form centre group

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/02/rebel-labour-mps-set-to-quit-party-and-form-centre-group
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>> No. 86331 Anonymous
13th July 2019
Saturday 1:13 am
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>>86327

I wish Labour would just come out as racists.

It may be unthinkable and horrifying for hand wringing middle class champagne socialists, but a racist Labour party would win an absolute landslide frankly; and alongside the mess they've made of Brexit, it would save us from the Tories for a generation or more.

It's a price worth paying.
>> No. 86332 Anonymous
13th July 2019
Saturday 1:46 am
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>>86331
They don't have to go full racist, just Islamaphobe. They'd lose the Muslamic vote but where are they going to go, Respect? That'd never happen anyway since Labour has been taken over by the sort of left-wingers who think Israel is an illegitimate state.
>> No. 86333 Anonymous
13th July 2019
Saturday 5:57 am
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>>86332
Everyone knows you never go full racist.
>> No. 86334 Anonymous
13th July 2019
Saturday 8:09 am
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>>86332
>They don't have to go full racist, just Islamaphobe

It's the gays they need to target. People have had enough of them.
>> No. 86335 Anonymous
13th July 2019
Saturday 10:03 am
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Aren't you lads just talking about the BNP? They weren't particularly successful in elections.
>> No. 86336 Anonymous
13th July 2019
Saturday 10:04 am
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>>86335
If it wasn't for the BNP would we have had Brexit?
>> No. 86337 Anonymous
13th July 2019
Saturday 12:19 pm
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That was EPIC lads, well done, some really braindead shit.

>>86336
Maybe, but if it weren't for the financial crash we mightn't have had Brexit, or the coalition government, or a string of World Cup humilations for England, or the crimes of Jimmy saville (the real one not saville).
>> No. 86338 Anonymous
18th July 2019
Thursday 9:55 am
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>> No. 86486 Anonymous
11th August 2019
Sunday 7:45 am
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UKIP: Richard Braine elected as party leader

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49307101

UKIP are such an irrelevance that nobody seems to even care that their new leader is called Dick Braine.
>> No. 86487 Anonymous
11th August 2019
Sunday 1:28 pm
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>>86337

The Turkish have a saying for these circumstances, "and if my Aunt had balls she'd be my Uncle"
>> No. 86488 Anonymous
11th August 2019
Sunday 5:51 pm
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>>86486
That might be because since saville left "UKIP gets new leader" isn't news. I daresay the new Number Two will last about as long as the rest.
>> No. 86489 Anonymous
11th August 2019
Sunday 10:20 pm
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>>86487
I've heard it as a Dutch saying before, but I love it all the same.
>> No. 86491 Anonymous
13th August 2019
Tuesday 11:13 am
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Call me paranoid if you must, but I think Saville is angling to become head of state, and right now he's laying the groundwork amongst his mindless followers.

Bugger me, if that plane had been traveling another fifteen miles an hour... I understand the Turks, Dutch and literally everyone else has a saying for that kind of thinking.
>> No. 86492 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 6:43 am
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Wollaston has joined the Lib Dems. Is anyone left in the various Change organisations apart from Soubry?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/14/totnes-mp-sarah-wollaston-joins-the-liberal-democrats
>> No. 86493 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 3:16 pm
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Not for the last time: fuck the LibDems.
>> No. 86494 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 3:51 pm
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>>86493
Is that you, Greenlad?
>> No. 86495 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 5:46 pm
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Look at him. He is so slimy.
>> No. 86496 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 5:48 pm
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Also, Swinson looks like she's placed joke teeth in front of her real teeth.
>> No. 86610 Anonymous
4th September 2019
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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Today is the first day in a long while where I have seriously thought that IIIWW could yet die.

This is good.
>> No. 86611 Anonymous
4th September 2019
Wednesday 7:44 pm
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>>86610
Careful with that. Through some confusion the Withdrawal Agreement just got back on the table.
>> No. 86619 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 12:45 am
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>>86611

I've spent the day dreaming up weird but (apparently) plausible unthought of outcomes.

Leaving the EU for an even closer deal with the EU (if I recall, the referendum was about being in or out of the EU, with no gauge on how close people wanted to be, so it's very loosely plausible that people voted for a much closer relationship with them, just outside the EU)

Or my current favourite: Leaving the EU while simultaneously joining the Schengen area and adopting the euro. That'd be such an interesting move.
>> No. 86620 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 1:09 am
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>>86619
What if we left the European Union to join the African Union instead?
>> No. 86621 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 1:16 am
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>>86619

Leave the EU, join the African Union.

Leave the EU, make everyone learn German.

Revoke article 50, build a massive trebuchet, lob rotten cows at Calais until the French declare war.

England becomes independent, the rest of the United Kingdom remains in the EU, rebuild Hadrian's wall.

Petition Leo Varadkar to take over the whole of the United Kingdom except Northern Ireland, make the Queen live in Belfast.

Just let everyone pretend that their preferred outcome has taken place.
>> No. 86622 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 1:33 am
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The Tory whips have given up, the filibuster is over, the Lords are packing their duvets and going home.
>> No. 86623 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 2:45 am
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Rumours are that the price of dropping the filibuster was getting an election, which Labour agreed to on the strict condition that the Benn bill passes and the PM actually does what he's told. I'm led to believe that the motion for an early election is a one-off and can't be tabled a second time in the same session, so this would have to wait until after Parliament is resumed on the 14th, and the following week of sitting is usually given over to a Queen's Speech debate.
>> No. 86624 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 12:20 pm
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>>86623
I hope you're not writing down the scores in permenant marker. It gets better!
>> No. 86625 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 3:42 pm
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>>86624
Am I the only one that thinks that's mental phrasing? You shouldn't be torn between anything. You're the PM. Act in the national interest.
>> No. 86626 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 3:51 pm
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>>86625
You're confusing him with his older brother.
>> No. 86627 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 4:15 pm
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>>86626
Ah yeah was just a glance while scrolling, my bad.
>> No. 86628 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 4:58 pm
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Ex-Labour MP Luciana Berger switches to Lib Dems

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49594320

There can't be many Tigger's left now.
>> No. 86629 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 5:46 pm
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>>86628

The wonderful thing about the Tiggers is that soon there will be only one!
>> No. 86630 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 5:55 pm
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I'm not suggesting Boris is really desperate at this point, but he's just given a speech and there's something very familiar in the top left corner, something that suggests Boris is seriously considering time travel as a solution to all his woes. And I happen to know that the owner of that box can bring down a UK government with six words.
>> No. 86631 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 7:15 pm
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>>86622
Why aren't the IIIWWer Lords fillibustering the anti no deal bill?
>> No. 86632 Anonymous
5th September 2019
Thursday 7:23 pm
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>>86631
Evidently the whips came to some form of agreement. It's not clear what that is, though JRM having teased a new vote on an early election on Monday may be a hint. Which is funny because I thought the rules were you couldn't have a second motion on an early election in the same session. That, and Labour were holding out for at least the law to be granted royal assent and obeyed by the PM before doing that, particularly since recent evidence suggests that you could put BoJo's balls in a vice and the cunt would still mug you off.
>> No. 86633 Anonymous
6th September 2019
Friday 1:12 pm
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>>86630

In Wakefield no less.

I didn't finish work early enough or I'd have been there to shout a dot gee ess meme at him before pulling out a BB gun, getting myself arrested and turning our humble image board into a defacto daft militant wog organisation in the process.
>> No. 86635 Anonymous
6th September 2019
Friday 5:58 pm
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>>86632

Labour told the Lords they would back a General Election if the Lords allowed the No Deal legislation to pass. It passed, and then Labour turned around and joined the other parties in not backing the General Election.

Once again, Corbyn has played an absolute blinder.
>> No. 86636 Anonymous
6th September 2019
Friday 7:18 pm
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>>86635
>Labour told the Lords they would back a General Election if the Lords allowed the No Deal legislation to pass
That almost certainly wouldn't have been the only condition. It's been fairly clear from the outset that they won't agree to an election without closing off as many loopholes as they can find, given BoJo has made it clear he's prepared to go to any length to get his own way.

It's the equivalent of having to drive a child to school, with the child lock set, walk them through the gates, into the building and escort them to their seat in registration in order to make absolutely sure that they do, in fact, go to school.
>> No. 86683 Anonymous
7th September 2019
Saturday 9:32 pm
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And there goes Rudd. Again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49623737
>> No. 86684 Anonymous
7th September 2019
Saturday 9:42 pm
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>>86683
Good on her.
>> No. 86686 Anonymous
7th September 2019
Saturday 10:33 pm
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Yet another Tigger joins the Lib Dems. Angela Smith has made the jump. No, me neither.
>> No. 86687 Anonymous
7th September 2019
Saturday 10:38 pm
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>>86686
Are there any left?
>> No. 86688 Anonymous
7th September 2019
Saturday 11:03 pm
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>>86687
I think there are three or four Tiggers and about five of The Independents.
>> No. 86689 Anonymous
7th September 2019
Saturday 11:12 pm
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>>86688
They're down to five. I can only assume that they've got a whole bunch of photos of various combinations of members so they can put one on the front page every time someone leaves.
>> No. 91874 Anonymous
25th December 2020
Friday 8:30 pm
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>>91873

This lad needs to sort his fucking life out.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN AIR JORDANS IS.
>> No. 91875 Anonymous
25th December 2020
Friday 9:07 pm
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>>91874
Doubt you can even fly what with corona restrictions. Shhame - Middle east would be nice this time of year.
>> No. 91876 Anonymous
26th December 2020
Saturday 11:35 am
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>>91875
Just had a mate piss off to Dubai for a couple weeks. Said no one seemed to give a shit at the airports.

Another mate is fucking off to Mexico tomorrow.
>> No. 91907 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 7:41 pm
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I've been thinking a lot about Sphere Starmer, so I present Mitt Rombus.
>> No. 91908 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 7:43 pm
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>>91907
Meant to go in the American thread. Fuck's sake.
>> No. 91909 Anonymous
4th January 2021
Monday 7:57 pm
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>>91876

Don't blame them, there are some bargains about at the momeny. Got a cracking deal on New York for the end of the year.
>> No. 92524 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 7:38 pm
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Jimmy saville: I want my life back after three decades of Brexit campaigning - and this time I mean it

https://www.If I post a link to this website again I will be banned.co.uk/news/article-9335577/Jimmy-saville-want-life-three-decades-Brexit-battle.html

Have we really seen the last of Are Nige?

(A good day to you Sir!)

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