>>94296 May I point out that the person in question is Sarah Vine.
I don't know, I'm not an expert on cock but it does look like he's got something going on unless someone wants to correct me. You'd think someone with a big cock would however be consistently batting well above his average once word got out but unless we've finally figured out where Laura Kuenssberg has been getting her sources.
The issue is you somehow have to find the leverage to use your meaty member to your advantage, and you don't get very far just slipping "by the way I've got a massive dick" into conversation. She has to want your cock already before you can reveal that it's massive.
Even if it becomes a well known rumour, it doesn't exactly bag you a ton of clunge, because people are inherently and intensely skeptical about claims of large penis size. I would imagine that's doubly true if you're a hamster-faced mutant like Gove.
>>94297 >May I point out that the person in question is Sarah Vine.
No, that's just the one he married. Apparently the reasoning behind the divorce is that he's been doing a bit of Hancocking, and beyond this it's believed that Vine would host swingers' parties. Big Dick Mick was certainly getting some, and some is more than anyone whose face got stuck around the age of 10 could reasonably expect to get.
>>94298 >Even if it becomes a well known rumour, it doesn't exactly bag you a ton of clunge, because people are inherently and intensely skeptical about claims of large penis size. I would imagine that's doubly true if you're a hamster-faced mutant like Gove.
>>94298 Come off it lad. I doubt Pete Davidson is burning his way through Hollywood fanny on his personality. I know it hurts but just it's something we all have to live with. IYKWIM
I thought "big dick energy" specifically meant NOT having a big dick? That's why it's energy. Like, in the spirit of having a big dick, despite not having one.
>>94306 Big Dick Energy is the energy that makes you suspect someone has a big dick. In many cases, you won't actually know; the energy only makes you suspect it. For example, Romelu Lukaku has BDE but Christian Benteke does not.
I really don't like BDE. Not because of what it is or what it means, but only that it never quite became ubiquitous so someone always needs it explaining when it's brought up.
>Michael Gove has been filmed 'throwing shapes' on the dance floor in his suit during a night out in his hometown of Aberdeen.
>The bizarre clips posted on Instagram and Facebook show the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster partying into the early hours on Saturday night. Mr Gove was filmed two-stepping, waving his hands in the air and posing for pictures with punters at club night Pike, held at Bohemia.
>Singer Emma Lament, who had just performed an acoustic set in the O'Neill's pub below the club on Saturday, shared the clips on her Instagram and Facebook page. She described it as one of the "most surreal events in my life to date. Who knew Michael Gove was a closet raver?! Amazing to see a cabinet minister letting his hair down and promoting a small club night like Pipe. Big up to everyone involved and Michael Gove for his incredible dance moves."
>Emma (@emmalamentmusic) said Mr Gove loved the performance of Aberdeen based artist and DJ @nina_stanger - adding he "loved it so much he stayed all night". A statement from clubnight, Pipe, said: "Thanks to all the amazing people, and Michael Gove, who made it out for the first Pipe last night. We had a great time going in for four hours straight. Definitely blew some cobwebs away."
>>94425 There's absolute no way that any reasonable human being wouldn't/shouldn't attempt to get away with skipping a five quid entry fee by using that particular aspect of their arsenal.
"But mate, I'm a knight of the realm, can you give us 2 for a fiver"
