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>> No. 95867 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 5:51 pm
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This man is going to be the next Prime Minister of Australia and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 95868 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 6:22 pm
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Is that Albanese? The other one who's currently in charge (Morrison?) wear's glasses, I think.
>> No. 95869 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 7:00 pm
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That is indeed Anthony "DJ Albo" Albanese. He's done so many shows that one of the novelty bets you can place is "Will Albo DJ his own election night party?"

That said, Morrison knows how to whip up a tune too:

>> No. 95870 Anonymous
17th May 2022
Tuesday 7:15 pm
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>"Bullying, bullying, bullying, I want you cunts to die"
My president...
>> No. 95872 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 8:57 am
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This man is going to call the result of the election and it's going to be pretty okay.
>> No. 95873 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 11:53 am
95873 Taxi for Morrison
Labor need to gain 7 seats for a majority. So far they're likely to take 4. There are no numbers from Western Australia yet, but Labor took the state parliament in a landslide last year. Liberal are set to lose at least 4 more to independents.

Excluding WA, the result is still unclear in 10 outgoing Labor seats and 20 Liberal/National seats.

Also: Dear Australian Labor Party, learn to spell. That is all.
>> No. 95874 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 10:02 pm
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ALP +8
LIB -20

Labor set to lose one more to the Greens, but right now they're holding on to the margin they need for a majority. Still no sign of that missing U, though.
>> No. 95875 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 10:29 pm
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Build Back Better hehe

Enjoy your WEF puppet

Ozzie Macron
>> No. 95876 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 10:41 pm
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God I wish we had AV over here. I don't know much about Aussie politics but by the sounds of what I heard on the radio, it at least makes elections a lot more interesting. None of this endless hung parliament gerrymandering shite like we get over here.
>> No. 95877 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 11:09 pm
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One thing I have found out, and like, about Aussie politics during my passing interest with this election is that they have a ban on politicians employing spouses and relatives. It never occured to me you could just stop it like that. I'd never have to hear about £60,000 a year of public money being laundered through some oafish MP's missus.
>> No. 95878 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 11:26 pm
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What I find, being from Yorkshire, real Aussies will speak their mind. Call you a cunt until you put in the yakka. Metro Melbos fucked it.
>> No. 95879 Anonymous
22nd May 2022
Sunday 4:43 am
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ABC coverage was available to stream on YouTube. You'll see the legend that is Antony Green talking through the numbers from time to time. He's like John Curtice but less academic and more techy.

A couple of years ago I met him and he described how it all works. The AEC decides in advance who the top two candidates are going to be. Ballots are counted at polling station, and they initially report the first preference totals and the two-candidate preference totals. If it turns out they guessed wrong or there's a closer run for second place than expected, then they stop reporting 2CP and just report out the full count, which takes longer as they need to wait for all the stations to count each round individually. They were waiting days for a result in 2016 because the AEC got a lot of their 2CP calls wrong, and so both sides were stuck in the 60s with a dozen full counts to do.

Green's evaluation of the UK going to AV was that we would need to be prepared to give up election night if we insisted on bringing all the ballot papers to count centres and only putting out numbers when complete rounds of counting were completed. He's able to make projections after a few hours only because numbers are available for individual locations.
>> No. 95904 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 5:14 am
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>7 seats in doubt

Count faster you lazy fucking convicts.

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