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>> No. 5428 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 6:53 pm
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Recommend ties that would work well with this attire.
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>> No. 5429 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 7:00 pm
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>>5428

Why would you wear a trilby? It's not in fashion, it's not even fashion adjacent. It's a total red flag. If you simply must wear a tie, then wear it with a plain shirt not a striped one. The jackets seems fine, from what I can see of it. I would suggest a light purple shirt, something in a lavender or an indigo to compliment your complexion, and a darker purple tie with a nice pair of trousers and shoes and a decent haircut.

Lose the hat. If you're balding, just go for a one gauge all over and wear it with dignity.
>> No. 5431 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 7:24 pm
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Is this what the average .gs poster looks like? Christ alive.

In addition to >>5429 I'd add the following. Firstly, what's going on with that jacket? It looks like a cardigan that's trying to be a sport's jacket - sort it out.

While you're at it, shave off that ridiculous circle beard bumfluff. It doesn't work on you.
>> No. 5432 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 7:27 pm
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None. It's a dreadful faux pas to wear a tie with a button-down collar.
>> No. 5433 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 7:29 pm
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>>5429
>Why would you wear a trilby? It's not in fashion, it's not even fashion adjacent. It's a total red flag.

I take it you're not au fait with the Bodgercore look?
>> No. 5434 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 7:31 pm
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I know you're probably not, OP, but in this photo you look a bit like someone who works behind the deli counter of a supermarket on his teabreak in the café at the front.
>> No. 5436 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 9:02 pm
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>>5431
>While you're at it, shave off that ridiculous circle beard bumfluff. It doesn't work on you.

I'd take this at a different angle and say grow the rest out into a bit of a dirty beard. As someone with a slightly "fluffy" face myself I find a bit of beard under the chin hides the other one and in general a beard further obscures the baby face.
>> No. 5437 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 9:54 pm
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>>5428
Don't know about a tie, but I can certainly recommend a noose.

Seriously, everything about that look is fucking horrendous, a tie will only make things worse. What the hell kind of context are you dressing like that in?
>> No. 5438 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 10:20 pm
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>>5428

You look alright as you are, personally. Maybe open the top button on your shirt. A tie won't add much to your look.

You look fine, lad.
>> No. 5439 Anonymous
6th June 2016
Monday 2:50 pm
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Don't listen to them OP. With that ensemble, the more colourful the tie the better. Get something bright pink or yellow, and make sure it's silk so it shines. You really want it to stand out.
>> No. 5440 Anonymous
6th June 2016
Monday 5:09 pm
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How is this?
>> No. 5441 Anonymous
6th June 2016
Monday 6:14 pm
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>>5440
I'll have two pork pies and a scotch egg.
>> No. 5442 Anonymous
6th June 2016
Monday 6:22 pm
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>>5440
>> No. 5443 Anonymous
6th June 2016
Monday 6:23 pm
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>>5440
Are they braces lad? Just why?
>> No. 5444 Anonymous
6th June 2016
Monday 6:26 pm
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>>5440

You could sort your attire out almost instantly by losing the awful,awful hat.

You could sort out your image by shaving that facial hair and hitting the gym a little, too.
>> No. 5445 Anonymous
6th June 2016
Monday 6:46 pm
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Typical .gs enthusiast.
>> No. 5446 Anonymous
6th June 2016
Monday 7:31 pm
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>>5444
>hitting the gym

I like him now because I hate anyone who talks about 'hitting the gym' so much - keep it up OP, great look - try a nice Jerry Garcia tie to top it off.
>> No. 5447 Anonymous
7th June 2016
Tuesday 7:07 pm
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>>5433

Bodgecore imo. Legit mirth either way.
>> No. 5448 Anonymous
7th June 2016
Tuesday 7:11 pm
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>>5447
It's even the same facial expression.
>> No. 5449 Anonymous
9th June 2016
Thursday 10:25 pm
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>>5428
You look like a right dweeb. Getting a tie should be the least of your worries.
>> No. 5450 Anonymous
10th June 2016
Friday 1:16 am
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I think a bow-tie would be perfect.
>> No. 5451 Anonymous
11th June 2016
Saturday 11:38 am
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>>5450
And replace the trilby with a bowler hat.
>> No. 5452 Anonymous
11th June 2016
Saturday 11:56 am
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>>5450
Nope. Only hipsters, edgelords and Matt Smith wannabes wear bow-ties outside of formal black/white tie occasions.
>> No. 5453 Anonymous
11th June 2016
Saturday 12:06 pm
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>>5452
I think that's the point. It marks him out and so the rest of us know to avoid him.
>> No. 5454 Anonymous
11th June 2016
Saturday 1:31 pm
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>>5452

Don't forget sex pests.
>> No. 5455 Anonymous
11th June 2016
Saturday 11:34 pm
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Thought /poof/ was for fashion advice, not being judgemental cuntrags
>> No. 5456 Anonymous
12th June 2016
Sunday 8:21 am
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>>5455
Sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind.
>> No. 5477 Anonymous
14th June 2016
Tuesday 11:28 am
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>>5455
You somehow seem to think these things are not one and the same.
>> No. 5522 Anonymous
2nd July 2016
Saturday 6:36 pm
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I've ditched the hat for now.
>> No. 5523 Anonymous
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:00 pm
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>>5522
Fuck off you rubbery faced pug nosed paedo.
>> No. 5524 Anonymous
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:06 pm
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>>5523
What's wrong with you?
>> No. 5525 Anonymous
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:11 pm
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>>5524
You're looking kind of down to me-e.
>> No. 5526 Anonymous
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:20 pm
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Hello hello what's going on, we'll have no trouble here.

Stop talking to all these strange people my child, they're not local. Find the London big road and come home.
>> No. 5527 Anonymous
4th July 2016
Monday 5:55 pm
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>>5526

This made my day.
>> No. 5528 Anonymous
7th July 2016
Thursday 6:06 pm
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I've changed hats and shirt. This is me trying to look more summery.
>> No. 5529 Anonymous
7th July 2016
Thursday 6:18 pm
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>>5528
>This is me trying to look more summery.

I'm sorry but I have some bad news for you...
>> No. 5530 Anonymous
7th July 2016
Thursday 6:30 pm
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>>5528
Ah Guinness, the drink of a man who wants to appear more sophisticated than those lager louts but doesn't actually know anything about beer.
>> No. 5531 Anonymous
7th July 2016
Thursday 6:32 pm
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>>5528
Where's Greengrass?
>> No. 5532 Anonymous
7th July 2016
Thursday 7:00 pm
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>>5530

To be fair to him, in plenty of pubs and bars it's the only half-decent drink there is.
>> No. 5533 Anonymous
7th July 2016
Thursday 7:34 pm
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>>5530
Also the drink of people who want a pint of Guinness and prioritise that over impressing real ale twats.
>> No. 5534 Anonymous
9th July 2016
Saturday 10:32 pm
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I'm sick of this attention seeking nonce's face greeting me whenever I browse /*/. Can't you just fuck off? You've got your fashion advice, there's no need for you to keep posting pictures.
>> No. 5535 Anonymous
9th July 2016
Saturday 10:40 pm
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>>5534
>I'm sick of this attention seeking nonce's face greeting me whenever I browse /*/.

Erm...
>> No. 5536 Anonymous
9th July 2016
Saturday 10:52 pm
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Hi OP

You're purpz

Eeether that or you're wannn uuugly motherfuckerr

(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 5537 Anonymous
9th July 2016
Saturday 11:02 pm
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I'm not a fan of people posting their faces on here (anyone remember that merchant shipman guy?) but I'm impressed by this guy's ability to ignore all the rude comments and keep posting.
>> No. 5538 Anonymous
9th July 2016
Saturday 11:15 pm
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>>5537

Hey that was me
>> No. 5539 Anonymous
9th July 2016
Saturday 11:27 pm
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>>5538
For some reason I associate you with scat and psychotic break-downs.
>> No. 5540 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 12:16 am
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>>5536

When you've been banned 3 different times, you know you've fucked up.
>> No. 5541 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 12:20 am
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>>5540


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNrS9Ot0wu4
>> No. 5542 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 1:15 am
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>>5537

I liked our seaman. He had a certain salty charm.
>> No. 5543 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 2:09 am
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>>5542

Fuckin top goalie Maradona cheatin bastard.
>> No. 5544 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 11:54 am
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Fucking hell, only just read this thread. Much mirth.

OP you look like an alright lad, I'd have a pint of Guinness with you.
>> No. 5545 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 5:07 pm
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>>5537
On that, I'm drawing two possible conclusions from this thread: either OP is completely oblivious to these cunts and thinks he will still be getting some genuine advice at some point, or it's a troll by someone who found a load of pictures of this bloke pulling the same expression and has posted them to elicit exactly these reactions.
>> No. 5546 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 5:10 pm
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>>5544

Thanks lad, nice to see some of the old .gs values survive. I travel a fair bit so we might bump into each other.
>> No. 5547 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 6:53 pm
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Those who mocked my dress sense will be silenced when they see the sorts of people I hang with.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 5548 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 7:01 pm
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>>5547
Oh my god will you please fuck off.
>> No. 5549 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 7:05 pm
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>>5547
This isn't going to end well.
>> No. 5550 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 7:54 pm
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>>5547
Is Gilly in the bunny suit?
>> No. 5551 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 7:55 pm
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It didn't take Columbo to work out that this is the work of some "Master Troll" who has stolen images that, glaringly, are of all different resolutions, sizes and image quality. They've assumed this poor, hapless furry fella's identity and as they have al been uploaded from the same Apple device (hence the image.jpg on every picture) it's not difficult to work out that, yes; OP is a shitehawk.

Do with this information what you will, lads.
>> No. 5552 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 8:19 pm
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>>5551
Furry? He's clearly just on some Chinese excursion. I've visited an Asian Tiger myself and there are loads of people dressed up in animal costumes promoting things in transport hubs.
>> No. 5553 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 8:22 pm
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>>5551

If OP is a bellend and /poof/ is a sfw board...

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