>>5428

Why would you wear a trilby? It's not in fashion, it's not even fashion adjacent. It's a total red flag. If you simply must wear a tie, then wear it with a plain shirt not a striped one. The jackets seems fine, from what I can see of it. I would suggest a light purple shirt, something in a lavender or an indigo to compliment your complexion, and a darker purple tie with a nice pair of trousers and shoes and a decent haircut.

Lose the hat. If you're balding, just go for a one gauge all over and wear it with dignity.

Is this what the average .gs poster looks like? Christ alive.

In addition to >>5429 I'd add the following. Firstly, what's going on with that jacket? It looks like a cardigan that's trying to be a sport's jacket - sort it out.

While you're at it, shave off that ridiculous circle beard bumfluff. It doesn't work on you.

None. It's a dreadful faux pas to wear a tie with a button-down collar.

>>5429
>Why would you wear a trilby? It's not in fashion, it's not even fashion adjacent. It's a total red flag.

I take it you're not au fait with the Bodgercore look?

I know you're probably not, OP, but in this photo you look a bit like someone who works behind the deli counter of a supermarket on his teabreak in the café at the front.

>>5431
>While you're at it, shave off that ridiculous circle beard bumfluff. It doesn't work on you.

I'd take this at a different angle and say grow the rest out into a bit of a dirty beard. As someone with a slightly "fluffy" face myself I find a bit of beard under the chin hides the other one and in general a beard further obscures the baby face.

>>5428
Don't know about a tie, but I can certainly recommend a noose.

Seriously, everything about that look is fucking horrendous, a tie will only make things worse. What the hell kind of context are you dressing like that in?

>>5428

You look alright as you are, personally. Maybe open the top button on your shirt. A tie won't add much to your look.

You look fine, lad.

Don't listen to them OP. With that ensemble, the more colourful the tie the better. Get something bright pink or yellow, and make sure it's silk so it shines. You really want it to stand out.

How is this?

>>5440
I'll have two pork pies and a scotch egg.

>>5440

>>5440
Are they braces lad? Just why?

>>5440

You could sort your attire out almost instantly by losing the awful,awful hat.

You could sort out your image by shaving that facial hair and hitting the gym a little, too.

Typical .gs enthusiast.

>>5444
>hitting the gym

I like him now because I hate anyone who talks about 'hitting the gym' so much - keep it up OP, great look - try a nice Jerry Garcia tie to top it off.

>>5433

Bodgecore imo. Legit mirth either way.

>>5447
It's even the same facial expression.

>>5428
You look like a right dweeb. Getting a tie should be the least of your worries.

I think a bow-tie would be perfect.

>>5450
And replace the trilby with a bowler hat.

>>5450
Nope. Only hipsters, edgelords and Matt Smith wannabes wear bow-ties outside of formal black/white tie occasions.

>>5452
I think that's the point. It marks him out and so the rest of us know to avoid him.

>>5452

Don't forget sex pests.

Thought /poof/ was for fashion advice, not being judgemental cuntrags

>>5455
Sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind.

>>5455
You somehow seem to think these things are not one and the same.

I've ditched the hat for now.

>>5522
Fuck off you rubbery faced pug nosed paedo.

>>5523
What's wrong with you?

>>5524
You're looking kind of down to me-e.

Hello hello what's going on, we'll have no trouble here.

Stop talking to all these strange people my child, they're not local. Find the London big road and come home.

>>5526

This made my day.

I've changed hats and shirt. This is me trying to look more summery.

>>5528
>This is me trying to look more summery.

I'm sorry but I have some bad news for you...

>>5528
Ah Guinness, the drink of a man who wants to appear more sophisticated than those lager louts but doesn't actually know anything about beer.

>>5528
Where's Greengrass?

>>5530

To be fair to him, in plenty of pubs and bars it's the only half-decent drink there is.

>>5530
Also the drink of people who want a pint of Guinness and prioritise that over impressing real ale twats.

I'm sick of this attention seeking nonce's face greeting me whenever I browse /*/. Can't you just fuck off? You've got your fashion advice, there's no need for you to keep posting pictures.

>>5534
>I'm sick of this attention seeking nonce's face greeting me whenever I browse /*/.

Erm...

Hi OP

You're purpz

Eeether that or you're wannn uuugly motherfuckerr

(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)

I'm not a fan of people posting their faces on here (anyone remember that merchant shipman guy?) but I'm impressed by this guy's ability to ignore all the rude comments and keep posting.

>>5537

Hey that was me

>>5538
For some reason I associate you with scat and psychotic break-downs.

>>5536

When you've been banned 3 different times, you know you've fucked up.

>>5540


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNrS9Ot0wu4

>>5537

I liked our seaman. He had a certain salty charm.

>>5542

Fuckin top goalie Maradona cheatin bastard.

Fucking hell, only just read this thread. Much mirth.

OP you look like an alright lad, I'd have a pint of Guinness with you.

>>5537
On that, I'm drawing two possible conclusions from this thread: either OP is completely oblivious to these cunts and thinks he will still be getting some genuine advice at some point, or it's a troll by someone who found a load of pictures of this bloke pulling the same expression and has posted them to elicit exactly these reactions.

>>5544

Thanks lad, nice to see some of the old .gs values survive. I travel a fair bit so we might bump into each other.

Those who mocked my dress sense will be silenced when they see the sorts of people I hang with.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>5547
Oh my god will you please fuck off.

>>5547
This isn't going to end well.

>>5547
Is Gilly in the bunny suit?

It didn't take Columbo to work out that this is the work of some "Master Troll" who has stolen images that, glaringly, are of all different resolutions, sizes and image quality. They've assumed this poor, hapless furry fella's identity and as they have al been uploaded from the same Apple device (hence the image.jpg on every picture) it's not difficult to work out that, yes; OP is a shitehawk.

Do with this information what you will, lads.

>>5551
Furry? He's clearly just on some Chinese excursion. I've visited an Asian Tiger myself and there are loads of people dressed up in animal costumes promoting things in transport hubs.

>>5551

If OP is a bellend and /poof/ is a sfw board...