This is just gymnastics that even the paedophiles won't bother watching. Surfing, skateboarding and climbing all have a draw for me, but unless I hear a piece of music I'm really into I don't think I'll bother watching breaking.

Actually I'd like to amend my dig at gymnastics, it can be pretty impressive, it's diving that's a the really boring one. Also I'm afraid of gymnasts because I'm fairly sure they're the most physically capable people on the planet.

Fucking hell, is there some insane campaign to have the olympics soley consisting of judged 'sports' rather than competetive stuff? Is this the future?
Squash is so watchable and playable - I dunno if Big Squash are simply failing to deliver the required bungs or if they've called Big 'Lympics cunts too many times. Or do they need to show more flesh? Are squash players just too pasty to be attractive, with their gollum-like gangly limbs and indoor nature?

Breakers seem to be pretty pissed off about the whole affair. They reckon it's just a trojan horse to get ballroom dancing in the Olympic programme.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4xzq33/the-battle-for-breaking-on-the-olympic-stage

>>9040
I'll only watch climbing if they have John Anderson involved.

Not sure if I can wank to this.

>>9043
>Fucking hell, is there some insane campaign to have the olympics soley consisting of judged 'sports' rather than competetive stuff? Is this the future?

Be sure to call in and vote for your favourite athlete.

Apparently the first Olympic games featured poetry reading ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When will they bring back Pankration?

>>9052
That's because they were a load of bumders.

>>9053

MMA has surely already filled that niche.

>>9054
Glad we had a couple of wars to thin our their ranks a little.

>>9052>>9056
Hang on, depending on the games this was the Messenian or Beor wars?

>>9052

Sounds more exciting than fucking breakdancing.

Who honestly thought this was a good idea?

>>9058
They're a bit backwards in France. They're probably only up to the episodes in Neighbours where Stingray learns breakdancing so thought it was what the youth are all in to.

>>9055
It's not in the Olympics mate. Compare Olympic Boxing to Pro Boxing, it's a completely different game. Olympic Football vs. Pro Football, Olympic Basketball vs. NBA etc etc.

I guess if rhythmic gymnastics is in the Olympics, why shouldn't BBoying be?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrTdX4ktGh0