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>> No. 40005 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 3:15 pm
40005 Music Videos to Put a Smile on your Face
It does what it says on the tin. Post music videos that you enjoy in a sexual way.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7e82ReE5U


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvAN1L8LnE
(0:40 is when it starts)

/beat/ felt like the wrong place for this
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>> No. 40006 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 3:27 pm
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This is awfully low brow. You could at least dig up the French song from the other other place.
>> No. 40007 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 3:42 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUG1YEUuGw
>> No. 40008 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 4:21 pm
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>>40006
I didn't think posting Alizee or Mylène Farmer in the OP would get the thread going anywhere. Anyway it may be low brow but it makes a novel change from my usual porn habits.
>> No. 40009 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 4:39 pm
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Ok, you have made me ask an escort to come round with legwarmers.

At mates so nobody will know!
>> No. 40010 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 4:39 pm
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Ok, you have made me ask an escort to come round with legwarmers.

At mates so nobody will know!
>> No. 40011 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 5:33 pm
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Stop trying to make me masturbate.
>> No. 40012 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 6:26 pm
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http://vimeo.com/60043114
>> No. 40013 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 6:28 pm
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>>40011

I concur with this sentiment. However, it would be remiss of me to prevent others from doing as they wished.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qt9PiKxN54
>> No. 40018 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 1:05 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDAbsj72aI

I've seen this video more than once. Even though the tune isn't the best.
>> No. 40019 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 1:19 am
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>>40005

Surely /beat/ would have been the most completely appropriate place for this thread?

My coat, if you would?
>> No. 40020 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 1:36 am
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>>40018
>> No. 40021 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 1:41 am
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>>40020

It works for me. However, the song's terrible and she's not especially attractive though, so you haven't missed out.
>> No. 40022 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 1:49 am
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>>40020
Because normal people have a YouTube account m8.

If you spent less time whining like an idiot and making stupid images you might know how to adjust the URL to evade the age check.
>> No. 40023 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 1:54 am
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>>40022

Most people use the internet everyday and never question how it works. It still amazes me more people don't know about Kodi, when it allegedly gets about 13 million unique IPs connecting each day.
>> No. 40024 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 1:55 am
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>>40022
You can't evade it you wank stain. Not everybody has to make an account to watch something. Post a proper one or fuck off.
>> No. 40025 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 2:27 am
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>>40005

Body Rox had a track with a pretty raunchy video. Tits, heavy petting, grinding, but all the YT copies are shit.

It's called Yeah Yeah.
>> No. 40026 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 2:47 am
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>>40024
>You can't evade it you wank stain
Wrong.

Nope. Not telling.
>> No. 40027 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 3:07 am
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Several years ago, when I was around 14, I used to attend a sports club that was quite a long drive away, and didn't finish until roughly half 9 on a Friday. My mum would drive me there and back. Anyway, one night, with Radio 1 playing, I became very, very aware that the lyrics to the dance song that was playing were about a woman sucking dick and swallowing cum. I just tried to ignore it, but after a while my mum turned it off with some disgust.

It was a really weird moment.
>> No. 40028 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 3:39 am
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>>40026
Exactly. That's because you can't. So shuush and post something accessible next time. Dumblad.
>> No. 40029 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 3:49 am
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>>40028
Sure.

Next you'll be telling me I can't hack round the paywall for my favourite podcast as well.

Not telling how to do that either.
>> No. 40030 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 4:13 am
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>>40029
Make a list of all the things you think you can do, roll it up, and put it up your bum.
>> No. 40031 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 4:31 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lARj2BuUa8
>> No. 40032 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 10:26 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCl9I3RGr4

And for old times sake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8

>>40009
Well at least we're putting money back into the economy. You do make an interesting choice of girl.
>> No. 40033 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 10:58 am
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>>40030
I tried but it wouldn't fit. I really have that many talents.
>> No. 40034 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 12:18 pm
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>>40029
Which podcast?
>> No. 40035 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 4:27 pm
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>>40034
Can't really say can I. There's always one who spoils it and will grass me up.
>> No. 40036 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 4:33 pm
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>>40035
I bet you don't even have a favourite podcast.
>> No. 40037 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 5:00 pm
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh06aBChfuoaOs0hE1
>> No. 40079 Anonymous
29th December 2015
Tuesday 5:07 pm
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https://youtu.be/eu2kVcWKvRo
>> No. 40084 Anonymous
6th January 2016
Wednesday 3:03 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCdZk
Many a wank during my mid teens was had when this music video came on.
>> No. 40136 Anonymous
13th February 2016
Saturday 6:13 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1hoMlxQmg

Kimbra is cute herself but keep an eye out for that mime backup dancer. Fucking hell.
>> No. 40137 Anonymous
13th February 2016
Saturday 7:30 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV3EdSXOlbI

Enjoy.
>> No. 40138 Anonymous
13th February 2016
Saturday 8:20 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz6o1W_xHxA

I had my first wank to this video so it has a special place for me. Didn't even realise the lewd commands Róisín Murphy was brainwashing me with.

>>40136
Heh, I used to watch this doing Kat with the lads. Actually you must be mistaken, sir. Its all about the ginger lass in the monkey vomit green.
>> No. 40139 Anonymous
13th February 2016
Saturday 9:21 pm
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>>40138
Oh god I love her.
>> No. 40140 Anonymous
13th February 2016
Saturday 9:42 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

This thread is incomplete without this tune.
>> No. 40141 Anonymous
13th February 2016
Saturday 11:24 pm
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>>40137
All those women are terrible at that game.
>> No. 40145 Anonymous
14th February 2016
Sunday 5:58 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HR-9rltXw?start=136
>> No. 40146 Anonymous
14th February 2016
Sunday 7:57 pm
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Have we not had this classic yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
>> No. 40148 Anonymous
14th February 2016
Sunday 10:18 pm
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And is it wrong to crack one out to this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6kXsSJlOio
>> No. 40244 Anonymous
27th May 2016
Friday 3:07 am
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I completely forgot about this video. So many teenlad wanks back in the early 2000s.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA
>> No. 40247 Anonymous
27th May 2016
Friday 7:02 pm
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>>40148

Yes, obviously.
>> No. 40273 Anonymous
20th June 2016
Monday 9:21 am
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Bit of an odd one, but...

http://vimeo.com/68634031
>> No. 40274 Anonymous
28th June 2016
Tuesday 1:37 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco

I always liked this one back in my school days.
>> No. 40307 Anonymous
24th August 2016
Wednesday 10:26 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA
>> No. 40309 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 5:41 pm
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>>40307

And a secular death to America to you too, Sir.
>> No. 40311 Anonymous
28th August 2016
Sunday 3:08 am
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While not strictly on topic Shirley Manson's voice on #1 Crush is enough to get me going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7LLua5NCM

Anyone got any recommendations for sex songs.
>> No. 40312 Anonymous
28th August 2016
Sunday 6:18 pm
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>Anyone got any recommendations for sex songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp7mamCpdcc
>> No. 40313 Anonymous
31st August 2016
Wednesday 3:25 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dcxgtc9so8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCk8tEOcwqU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c
Kicking it old school.
>> No. 40314 Anonymous
31st August 2016
Wednesday 9:12 pm
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>>40311

While we're at it that video to I think I'm paranoid brings back many an adolescent stonk on memory.
>> No. 40315 Anonymous
31st August 2016
Wednesday 9:21 pm
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>>40311
Anything by this lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F35yL5xrPlg
>> No. 40316 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 8:30 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEQXJQn8LZg

One of you two is bound to like this sort of filth. Skip to 2:20 for the hot stuff.
>> No. 40317 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 10:56 am
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>>40316
I find it funnier than sexy.
>> No. 40318 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 8:07 pm
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>>40316

I didn't know Jim Sterling and Jamie T were mates.
>> No. 40319 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 9:46 am
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Was this posted yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
>> No. 40320 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 9:53 am
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>>40319

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYs2HHYqmxw
>> No. 40321 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 2:48 am
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>>40320
Oh well if we're doing absolute classic bangers let's do this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84
>> No. 40322 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 2:49 am
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>>40321

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZl165WDjDA

And this, can't forget this. Love a bit of Princess Superstar.

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the show-ah...
>> No. 40323 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 7:57 pm
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>>40322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ
>> No. 40324 Anonymous
14th September 2016
Wednesday 11:45 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
>> No. 40325 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 12:18 am
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>>40324
I had this song out of my head for the longest time and now it's back. Damn it.
>> No. 40326 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 10:34 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz1aZq3axgg

Much sexein, ja.
>> No. 40327 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 10:48 am
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>>40326

Oo, ja, thish juan ist even shexier, it ish how you say, the combo nation of your Outblack Crew mixsed wish the intelligence lyricals h of the Chakkaron, with plenty of fleshes on show for the guysh and girlsh to be making party to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA
>> No. 40328 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 10:55 pm
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>>40324

The still image for that video looked like a bunch of trashy tarts on a hen night, then I watched the video and my opinion was unaltered.
>> No. 40329 Anonymous
17th September 2016
Saturday 4:06 pm
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>>40325

There's less oIHoIhoHIHoHIhiooHIhOI than I remember. Shame.
>> No. 40330 Anonymous
20th September 2016
Tuesday 2:41 am
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Something to mesmerise your serpent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5owZr9vP7c

The video is from the 1959 West German film 'The Indian Tomb'. You can find the full dance here: https://youtu.be/eWKeSgv3oDw?t=40s
>> No. 40331 Anonymous
21st September 2016
Wednesday 1:59 am
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>>40330
Thought I recognised it - had no idea the theme to Pulp Fiction was a traditional Middle Eastern song.
>> No. 40332 Anonymous
21st September 2016
Wednesday 5:12 am
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>>40331
>Thought I recognised it - had no idea the theme to Pulp Fiction was a traditional Middle Eastern song.
See if you can place what this one is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVcoDnlekIE

Answer:Boney M - Rasputin was the tune that lifted it.
>> No. 40333 Anonymous
21st September 2016
Wednesday 11:12 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jliZ6PpUcIY
>> No. 40334 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 2:21 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rre0sFHlfBc
>> No. 40335 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 7:31 pm
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>>40334
I just can't decide about her.
>> No. 40336 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 7:48 pm
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>>40335

She's lovely to look at. Not sure about anything else.
>> No. 40337 Anonymous
27th September 2016
Tuesday 9:05 pm
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>>40336 She has a nice bum.
>> No. 40338 Anonymous
27th September 2016
Tuesday 10:29 pm
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>>40005
That second video is mesmerising.
>> No. 40411 Anonymous
5th June 2017
Monday 4:43 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czcjU1w-c6k
>> No. 40412 Anonymous
8th June 2017
Thursday 9:05 pm
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>>40005
I actually watched the second video on the way in to work on the train, because I was so miserable; it cheered me up no end. This video is the new Narkiss.
>> No. 40417 Anonymous
18th June 2017
Sunday 10:26 am
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Is Vimeo classed as cheating?

http://vimeo.com/185766555
http://vimeo.com/206640934
http://vimeo.com/164572104
>> No. 40530 Anonymous
6th December 2017
Wednesday 5:00 pm
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http://vimeo.com/29015794

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