>>21252
Foreigners travelling to foreign lands seem a bit more attractive to local women. Happens everywhere.

Sadly even then some have to resort to prostitutes.

>>21252
Did you post this on kc earlier?

>>21253
Not if you travel to a xenophobic place.

How is "segue" pronounced?

>>21257
ˈsɛgweɪ

>>21252
I've never heard this one before.

I accidentally purchased the services of a prostitute in Hong Kong when I was a cadet. It ended up costing me... well, a mishmash of the various currencies I happened to have in my pocket at the time. It wasn't much in real money. Like... fifty quid or something? Five hunded HK dollars? I don't even think I had quite enough.

Worth it. She was gorgeous and tender.

>>21267

Accidentally?

These strips are quite good.

>>21268

He was just walking down the street and he tripped - before he knew it he bumped right into her, his cock slipped into her and the money fell out of his pocket just as he sprayed her vag with ectoplasm.

>>21270
We've all done it.

My boss told me he used to go out to Thailand and surrounding areas to shag prozzies, until he realised it was just as easy to shag the women there for free. "Wear a tailored shirt and look as white as possible" was his advice. However this is a man who maintains that if I had an escort to visit a couple of times a month I'd be a better worker and manager. He's picked one out he thought I'd like and everything.

>>21272
My m8's girlfriend's m8 was interning as some kind of assistant to some nobby cunt in London and apparently had to fit his visits to escorts into his filofax.

>>21272
To be honest, he sounds like an alright bloke.

>>21273

I've heard it happens to a great deal of businessmen. They work like dogs for twenty years, manage to set up a company or two that reach a point where they no longer have to work at them, or make any decisions - they're paying someone else to do all that.

So herds of 50 year old men find themselves with nothing much to do but hang out in their restaurants and bother their waitresses, or shop for Ferraris. Once the GM has told them to please sod off and they've ran out of garage space, the next logical step is to collect whores.

I can only pray my future business is never stable enough that I can leave the process entirely up to others. Because even on my days off now I get fidgety and end up going to work. If they don't need me there, then Lexxi, 23, £200 an hour, starts to seem like a good idea.

That's fucking expensive though, isn't it? I get metaphorically fucked in the arse and shat on by fat middle aged men all day and I only get £20 an hour.

>>21274

He's pretty great. Half of my job seems to be entertaining him though.

>>21276

Careful with that.

>>21272
>look as white as possible

That gets funnier the more I think about it.

>>21267

I was wandering the streets if Hong Kong at 3am looking for a copy of Doom III, when some middle-aged women beckoned me into their establishment with promises of a 'sexy massage'. My back was killing me at the time, and there was no sign of an open electronics shop, so I caved. It wasn't until she took all her kit off and guided me into the shower that the ball completely dropped. I was young and naïve at the time, lads, but significantly less naïve shortly afterwards.

>>21279

Yes, looking for "a copy of Doom III", haven't heard that one before...

>>21279

Was it worth it though? A friend of mine told me both the massage and sex was shit when he went to something like that. If I am going to pay for something, I want it to be good or I will go without.

>>21281

https://www.youtube.com/v/hcuijtauGUc

>>21291
The fuck is this?

>>21294
The fuck was that?

>>21295
The fuck will it be?

>>21281

Fuckin' stellar, but this was Hong Kong. I did a hooker in Amsterdam and it were shit.

The one in Amsterdam was deliberate.

>>21291

Highly informative. What a likeable chap.

>>21297
He's dead m8.

RIP are Horsley.

I've never been to Asia but I grew up in a number of northern California magnet schools so I've always been a lone Flickinger in a sea of Tengs and Huangs and Hyons and Fujitas.

In my experience, Far Eastern women are very bright, usually thin, well-dressed, and total sweethearts. But they aren't all that much to look at. That's probably a racist thing to say but it's also the God's honest truth.

>>21324
Please leave and never come back.

>>21325
Rude.

>>21253
This is true. Some even fetishise "outsiders". However, I've heard that these are the kind of people you do not want to meet, so be careful that you don't get some crazy stalker coming after you, lad.

>>21252

Place a post on Topix.
Headline: Virgin looking for sex. Add your email address.
Result: Ultimate love and cherishfest / DDOS on email client.

http://www.vagabondish.com/female-foreign-japan/

Heh, apparently the same phenomenon doesn't apply to gaijin women.

>>22663
>When not even a short skirt or slinky top attracted more than a passing glance and even construction workers, who could usually be counted on for a leer

Maybe our more hardcore fisherpeople should move to Japan, sounds like they'd enjoy it.

>>22663

So it's a good idea to move there even if you don't have yellow fever, for all the lonely expat women?

>>22664
>Maybe our more hardcore fisherpeople should move to Japan, sounds like they'd enjoy it.

That filter is remarkably appropriate.

>>22663

Poor lass, she just wanted a good arse pissing.

>>22663
They've realised white women are too crazy for them.

https://www.youtube.com/v/hKWmFWRVLlU

>>22669
https://www.youtube.com/v/yK0P1Bk8Cx4

>>22667

So could Charisma Man save himself in time, or what?

Pretty much.
As I already said on KC, many men these days go abroad and bring home a gf.

It's a perfect match - middle-class Brits have all the cultural and social capital that makes men desirable, foreign women have the good looks and sexuality that many Brit birds lack.

I met my Russian girl at uni in the UK, but I've travelled about enough to know how desirable the averagely intelligent, fairly attractive Brit man is abroad.

I hate the whole points system, but it provides a nice form of analogy. If you are a 6/10 at home, so a fairly smart/fairly handsome/fairly engaging, you will be an 8/10 in Japan and Russia (at least) purely because of your nationality.

>>22687
No, apparently not.
http://metropolis.co.jp/features/feature/man-of-the-moment/

>>22689
>Russian bird

Better get a thai or a jap.

>>22691

Not a Thai bird, they all chew their nails.

>>22692
If she can reach her fingers then you didn't Thai her up properly.

>>22691

You have no idea....

>>22691
in Thailand there's a high possibility to bump into transsexual guy, check the neck for Adam's apple
in Russia... well, whores are pig disgusting, but you can get yourself a nice girl, although recently there's a bit less really nice girls and a bit more brainless but cute girls. also for some reason a lot of people have very poor english