>>24055
We are dull and boring.

>>24056
It doesn’t have to be like this.

>>24057
Have you ever visited the UK?

Have you seen the weather out? It is dull and boring. We like it that way, could you imagine if the weather were exciting? it would be awful. Could you imagine if we were exciting? It would be awful.

>>24058
Idk if I want to, although I do have relatives there so atleast I’d have a somewhat good reason to go if I wanted to.

But no I don’t want to go.

>>24059
Surely there is excitement over there? No?

>>24060
Maybe there is, but if you're having fun you're not going to be posting on the UK's finest shed appreciation community, are you now?

But in general, unless you live in a big city and have money, there is fuck all to do here (except drink).

>>24062
I find it marvelling that the average Bri’ish commoner can survive under such boring circumstances. I would probably kill myself if this were the case.

>>24063
What do you do every day that is so interesting?

>>24063
That's because you're weak, yanklad. You merely adopted boredom. We were born to it; molded by it. We didn't see our first games console until we were already men. When you've seen not one, not two, but 3 different men in dresses host Saturday night TV, everything else seems like fucking shite in comparison.

>>24064
All the things a Bri’ish citizen can’t do (which is probably alot)

>>24065
You’re a big lad

>>24065
Okay thats a good pub quiz question; I've got Dame Edna and Lily Savage but I'm struggling with the third.

>>24066
Calling us boring is a bit rich, given what you have posted so far. Why are you so interesting? Tell us the most interesting thing you did in the past seven days, whether or not it is something we can do in this country.

>>24068
I shot my revolver on my own private property, and I burned some things in a bonfire!

I am surely the most unboring, and the most free of all nations.

Can you do better, James?

>>24069
Okay we can't do the revolver thing but we can certainly burn things in a bonfire.

This weekend my wife and I used completely free healthcare. She had an unexpected and unplanned three night stay in hospital, an operation, with follow up procedures in 2 weeks and 6 weeks, lots of drugs and various painkillers to take away. Definitely won't bankrupt me.

The worst part was the car parking, a little expensive, but given the above NBD.

>>24070
Except the action of going to a hospital isn’t fun, it is an action of grave concern, even if it is relatively cheap compared to my shitty healthcare system.

If that is all you can relate to as “fun” then I do feel very sorry for you, my dear Atlantic neighbor.

>>24071
You're quite right, it wasn't fun at all - I appreciate your thoughtful response.

>>24072
I am not entirely sure whether or not that response to my recently previous comment was sarcastic. But this does not matter, what matters is that Bri’ain is boring and my nation isn’t by every metric. Despite this, I have enjoyed our little chat to my astonishment. And I shall visit this place a little more often because of it.

>>24073
It was genuine ladm9. You can come back anytime you like.

Pray tell, what do you think an exciting image board looks like?

>>24067
There was a Mrs Brown chat show. It was almost as good as it sounds.

Why won't you type 'Britain'?

>>24075
Who else but KC?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGD1pmwkGOk

This place has always been quality over quantity, even IQ.

Looks like OP's image is accurate. He was a poster of very little brain.

>>24079
Shame we've never really got round to it.

>>24070
You can legally possess a revolver as long as its barrel is >30cm long. It's a weird one but the definition of "small arms" is partially to do with the the length of the barrel.

>>24069
>Britain is boring, Merrica is exciting
>What's so exciting?
>I shoot my gun

I try not to stereotype Americans, I really do, but why do you make it so difficult?

America is so dull that people have to make organized trips to Las Vegas (aka Adult Disneyland) so that they can have access to the kind of things we brits can find on any high street in the land: gambling, escorts, and twenty-four hour drinking.

>>24083

Shooting guns is pretty fun, but it seems lost on the seppos that not only is it still perfectly possible to do here, it's quite possibly one of the most popular things for a rural toff to do.

>>24080
Likes his tiggers tight did you say?

>>24073
> and my nation isn’t by every metric
Right, it's imperially boring.

I'm going to America next week.

>>24160

You have my condolences.

>>24160
>>24161

To be fair America is one great big fuck off country and some places are infinitely better than others. There are places where a week seems like a year and even a day feels like too long and there are places where you think "you know, I could settle down here and bring up a kid", and most everything in between.

One of my growing list of regrets is never being able to tick "properly explore new york / manhatten" off my bucket list. Sigh.

>>24162

What's stopping you? Last I checked it was still there.

>>24163

He probably keeps searching for tickets to 'manhatten' and when nothing comes up he just assumes it's disappeared entirely.

>>24163
>>24164

Until my kid's old enough for me to pack him off to the army or at least some kind of boarding school for a few months I'm kind of snookered, sadly.

> He probably keeps searching for tickets to 'manhatten' and when nothing comes up he just assumes it's disappeared entirely.

Touche.