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>> No. 24055 Redneck
4th March 2018
Sunday 10:48 pm
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Why is your imageboard so dull and boring? What is the matter with you, Bri’ain? You’re really making me depressed.
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>> No. 24056 Fairy
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:00 pm
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We are dull and boring.
>> No. 24057 Redneck
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:02 pm
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It doesn’t have to be like this.
>> No. 24058 Fairy
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:03 pm
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Have you ever visited the UK?
>> No. 24059 Fairy
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:04 pm
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Have you seen the weather out? It is dull and boring. We like it that way, could you imagine if the weather were exciting? it would be awful. Could you imagine if we were exciting? It would be awful.
>> No. 24060 Yankee
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:09 pm
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Idk if I want to, although I do have relatives there so atleast I’d have a somewhat good reason to go if I wanted to.

But no I don’t want to go.
>> No. 24061 Redneck
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:12 pm
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Surely there is excitement over there? No?
>> No. 24062 Britfag
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:14 pm
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Maybe there is, but if you're having fun you're not going to be posting on the UK's finest shed appreciation community, are you now?

But in general, unless you live in a big city and have money, there is fuck all to do here (except drink).
>> No. 24063 Redneck
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:27 pm
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I find it marvelling that the average Bri’ish commoner can survive under such boring circumstances. I would probably kill myself if this were the case.
>> No. 24064 Fairy
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:37 pm
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What do you do every day that is so interesting?
>> No. 24065 Porridgewog
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:38 pm
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That's because you're weak, yanklad. You merely adopted boredom. We were born to it; molded by it. We didn't see our first games console until we were already men. When you've seen not one, not two, but 3 different men in dresses host Saturday night TV, everything else seems like fucking shite in comparison.
>> No. 24066 Redneck
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:44 pm
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All the things a Bri’ish citizen can’t do (which is probably alot)

You’re a big lad
>> No. 24067 Fairy
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:44 pm
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Okay thats a good pub quiz question; I've got Dame Edna and Lily Savage but I'm struggling with the third.
>> No. 24068 Fairy
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:45 pm
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Calling us boring is a bit rich, given what you have posted so far. Why are you so interesting? Tell us the most interesting thing you did in the past seven days, whether or not it is something we can do in this country.
>> No. 24069 Pornstar
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:59 pm
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I shot my revolver on my own private property, and I burned some things in a bonfire!

I am surely the most unboring, and the most free of all nations.

Can you do better, James?
>> No. 24070 Fairy
5th March 2018
Monday 12:10 am
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Okay we can't do the revolver thing but we can certainly burn things in a bonfire.

This weekend my wife and I used completely free healthcare. She had an unexpected and unplanned three night stay in hospital, an operation, with follow up procedures in 2 weeks and 6 weeks, lots of drugs and various painkillers to take away. Definitely won't bankrupt me.

The worst part was the car parking, a little expensive, but given the above NBD.
>> No. 24071 Redneck
5th March 2018
Monday 12:21 am
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Except the action of going to a hospital isn’t fun, it is an action of grave concern, even if it is relatively cheap compared to my shitty healthcare system.

If that is all you can relate to as “fun” then I do feel very sorry for you, my dear Atlantic neighbor.
>> No. 24072 Fairy
5th March 2018
Monday 12:46 am
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You're quite right, it wasn't fun at all - I appreciate your thoughtful response.
>> No. 24073 Redneck
5th March 2018
Monday 1:07 am
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I am not entirely sure whether or not that response to my recently previous comment was sarcastic. But this does not matter, what matters is that Bri’ain is boring and my nation isn’t by every metric. Despite this, I have enjoyed our little chat to my astonishment. And I shall visit this place a little more often because of it.
>> No. 24074 Fairy
5th March 2018
Monday 1:23 am
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It was genuine ladm9. You can come back anytime you like.
>> No. 24075 Fairy
5th March 2018
Monday 3:52 am
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Pray tell, what do you think an exciting image board looks like?
>> No. 24076 Boyo
5th March 2018
Monday 3:58 am
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There was a Mrs Brown chat show. It was almost as good as it sounds.
>> No. 24077 Raoul
5th March 2018
Monday 4:30 am
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Why won't you type 'Britain'?
>> No. 24078 Dubya
5th March 2018
Monday 4:46 am
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Who else but KC?

>> No. 24079 Buddha
5th March 2018
Monday 5:07 am
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This place has always been quality over quantity, even IQ.
>> No. 24080 Fairy
5th March 2018
Monday 11:17 am
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Looks like OP's image is accurate. He was a poster of very little brain.
>> No. 24081 Fairy
5th March 2018
Monday 12:53 pm
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Shame we've never really got round to it.
>> No. 24082 Britfag
5th March 2018
Monday 4:44 pm
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You can legally possess a revolver as long as its barrel is >30cm long. It's a weird one but the definition of "small arms" is partially to do with the the length of the barrel.
>> No. 24083 Fairy
5th March 2018
Monday 7:39 pm
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>Britain is boring, Merrica is exciting
>What's so exciting?
>I shoot my gun

I try not to stereotype Americans, I really do, but why do you make it so difficult?
>> No. 24084 Yankee
5th March 2018
Monday 7:43 pm
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America is so dull that people have to make organized trips to Las Vegas (aka Adult Disneyland) so that they can have access to the kind of things we brits can find on any high street in the land: gambling, escorts, and twenty-four hour drinking.
>> No. 24085 Raoul
5th March 2018
Monday 10:08 pm
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Shooting guns is pretty fun, but it seems lost on the seppos that not only is it still perfectly possible to do here, it's quite possibly one of the most popular things for a rural toff to do.
>> No. 24126 Fairy
21st May 2018
Monday 10:56 pm
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Likes his tiggers tight did you say?
>> No. 24159 Gasthief
11th August 2018
Saturday 12:11 pm
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> and my nation isn’t by every metric
Right, it's imperially boring.
>> No. 24160 Britfag
13th August 2018
Monday 4:28 pm
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I'm going to America next week.
>> No. 24161 Britfag
13th August 2018
Monday 6:26 pm
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You have my condolences.
>> No. 24162 Cowboy
13th August 2018
Monday 6:47 pm
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To be fair America is one great big fuck off country and some places are infinitely better than others. There are places where a week seems like a year and even a day feels like too long and there are places where you think "you know, I could settle down here and bring up a kid", and most everything in between.

One of my growing list of regrets is never being able to tick "properly explore new york / manhatten" off my bucket list. Sigh.
>> No. 24163 Britfag
13th August 2018
Monday 6:52 pm
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What's stopping you? Last I checked it was still there.
>> No. 24164 Raoul
13th August 2018
Monday 8:58 pm
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He probably keeps searching for tickets to 'manhatten' and when nothing comes up he just assumes it's disappeared entirely.
>> No. 24165 Redneck
14th August 2018
Tuesday 7:26 pm
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Until my kid's old enough for me to pack him off to the army or at least some kind of boarding school for a few months I'm kind of snookered, sadly.

> He probably keeps searching for tickets to 'manhatten' and when nothing comes up he just assumes it's disappeared entirely.


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