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|>>|| No. 24313
1000 posts in the old one, time for a new one.
/101/ing cockends who park across your drive when there is clearly a car parked in there.
|>>|| No. 25262
>I completely bollocksed my order up
Reminds me of the time when after a particularly long and busy day I ordered a hot chocolate with cream but no mushrooms. The woman behind the counter correctly guessed that I didn't want marshmallows either.
|>>|| No. 25264
They've been sending me notificaions. That's funny, I thought. I'm sure I've turned off all the notification settings. So I go and check and yes, I've turned everything off. I'm not even subscribed to anything.
They've also taken away the autoplay switch so now if you're watching something that's been crowbarred into a playlist, unless you manually stop the video before it finishes, the next video will start playing whether you want it to or not.
|>>|| No. 25265
Lets time how long this post took.png
>They've also taken away the autoplay switch so now if you're watching something that's been crowbarred into a playlist, unless you manually stop the video before it finishes, the next video will start playing whether you want it to or not.
It's working for me.
I can sympathize though as Spotify completely fucked up their webplayer UI this week likely due to them realizing that everyone just runs the free edition with adblock.
|>>|| No. 25267
I got woken up today by some cunt vacuuming their car, on Easter Sunday.
|>>|| No. 25268
I'm about to wash my car too - perfectly decent Easter Sunday activity lad.
|>>|| No. 25270
I'm listening to an LA based podcast, that I love, and they just started talking about something that happened in the UK. In the first sentence they mispronounced three names.
It's gonna' be a long episode.
|>>|| No. 25273
I'm definitely on the verge of a chest infection.
|>>|| No. 25276
The difference is that while Amazon are exploitative monopolists and shady tax dodgers, they're not outright thieves.
|>>|| No. 25277
/101/'ing the impulse I have to pause TV shows when something emotionally stressful or socially painful is about to happen. If I'm with people this will still manifest in looking at my phone to distance myself from what is happening.
I don't know how people can watch shows based around cringe moments. The TV show Hello Ladies was hell for me and watching the Leftovers is taking twice as long. Am I just autistic or is this something normal people experience as well? I'm scared to ask.
|>>|| No. 25278
>youtube-dl + vlc media player. Live the dream and improve your security by a factor of 10.
I know this is old, but having spent a lot of time fucking around trying to get the best video/audio quality, I've found that jdownloader is superior to any plugin. It can rip 1080p 60FPS videos (which use a relatively new codec/stream that apparently still baffles the plugins) and muxes the streams correctly so there's no issues with audio being out of sync, which I got with a couple of the plugins.
It's a remarkable program, actually. Great for automating file downloads, it can evade or answer the captchas on many file locker sites so you can just grab the lot and it'll do its thing in the background without you have to look at ads for 30 seconds or whatever. It can also spider a page and add anything it finds to the download queue. Shame it's written in Java, it's a bit clunky and uses more memory than it should, so I kill it when it's not in use.
|>>|| No. 25279
Whats best for downnloading youtube videos as webms?
|>>|| No. 25280
If they're not hosted as webms then you'd need to transcode.
Are you just trying to get a short clip, 15 seconds or less? Try Gfycat.
|>>|| No. 25281
Whatever dumb nonsense comes up at college today I'm just going to be enthusiastic about it, no snark or sniping.
|>>|| No. 25282
I can't do it, I can't fucking do it. I fucking hate these idiots. Kill me now fucking do it!
|>>|| No. 25284
Aye, but I'm going to lose my nut if I hear one more wanker who can't name a single cabinet minister moaning about the nuclear war Trump won't start.
|>>|| No. 25285
We work in care, it's our job to take care of these people. Yes our pay is shit but these are human beings for fucks sake, why am I having to call you out all the time on your piss poor professionalism and make you actually spend time with them. It's all meant to be in their best interest, not yours you fuckinfdjiklgjhfdhglkjklghklklhgkldkl I need a fucking drink this upsets me.
|>>|| No. 25286
>It's all meant to be in their best interest, not yours
I didn't know that slavery was in vogue. Maybe pay them better?
Or is that entitlement?
|>>|| No. 25287
My Fire stick appears to have shipped without the "don't disconnect from the wifi every thirty fucking seconds" feature, which goes down really well when you're in a hotel.
|>>|| No. 25288
They've turned the bit at the back of library that just used to desks into a bloody cafe.
|>>|| No. 25290
I've been pre-moderated on the Guardian before. It was for pointing out that Marina Hyde had blatantly plagiarized one of her articles from Another Angry Voice and a few other blogs.
|>>|| No. 25291
Well, I like Marina Hyde and I can't comment on the validity of your claims (I don't care either so don't worry about it), but this was pretty fair because I called the Pope a "boy molesting, billionaire".
I mean, I was at least half right technically the money is the churches and not his.
|>>|| No. 25292
If you're going to be a dick head, at least brush your teeth.
|>>|| No. 25293
I lost my keys down the side of the stove. Instead of being sensible and fishing them out with a coat hanger, I decided to prove to myself what a manly man I was and pick up/move the whole thing. Which I did. Without feeling a thing, the bottom of the frame cut into the tip of my left index finger, sharp as a razor.
It's only a couple of millimeters deep, and doesn't even really sting, but it was still annoying.
Bonus story: I sealed the cut shut with a tiny amount of superglue, and it worked like a charm... until I decided to lift weights. My hands got sweaty, I was gripping barbells, and now the glue has come unstuck.
I am not a clever man.
|>>|| No. 25294
Fucking housemate left the front door open again. Then flatly denies doing it despite him being the last one to come indoors. I can overlook how fucking stupid it is to not close the door properly despite living in not the nicest of areas, but it means the cat gets out, can't get back in, then may get lost or run over because he's a housecat and doesn't understand cars.
|>>|| No. 25295
Drivers have such little respect for our feline overlords. They shall be first against the wall when the almighty guardian of the ointment jar descends once more to reclaim her throne. Shortly followed by "dog people".
|>>|| No. 25296
People complaining about Stewart Lee, anonymously on a certain imageboard, cramming it into any conversation no matter how tangential and irrelevant it is.
I don't even like his stand up, but the complaining about it manages to be even more boring.
Complain ticked, with impotent force.
|>>|| No. 25298
And ironically these threads tend to start off with something like 'I don't understand why .gs loves Stewart Lee so much?'
|>>|| No. 25304
My bus to work was pretty good for punctuality, until they moved it five minutes earlier, since when it's run five minutes late every day.
|>>|| No. 25305
I got banned from a server for refusing to back down in an argument over whether or not you could still be "creative" despite never creating anything and having no initiative.
|>>|| No. 25306
I presume you were arguing in favour of the point. The "creative" industries are rife with such people. Advertising in particular is full of them.
|>>|| No. 25307
I don't think that working in the creative industry means you're creative by default, any more than working in the fishing industry makes you a fish.
|>>|| No. 25308
Likewise most solicitors tend not to do any soliciting. What exactly is your point?
|>>|| No. 25311
breaking bad rick and morty.jpg
Everything I know of the t-shirt industry right now, says the extent of the creativity is to pick 2 latest geek culture fads and do one in the style of the other.
Bonus points for having a statement on them that makes it painfully obvious.
I didn't even know this picture existed when I wrote this, I just knew someone wouldn't be able to stop themselves from combining them and sticking it on a shirt.
|>>|| No. 25313
The woman who watches the self-serve tills in my local Asda is unbearable, she's slower than a NHS computer running XP and never says a single word. All I want you to do is swipe your wee thing so I can buy this alcoholic Polish chocolate, stop giving me a hard time.
|>>|| No. 25314
I'm trying to finish something for work at home, tethered to my work phone, but the signal is so shit I can't do anything. No, of course I'm not going to let the laptop onto my home network because I don't fancy getting crypto'd.
|>>|| No. 25315
Last year a mate split up with his long-term girlfriend after many years of them being happily together. It was a rough breakup but thankfully I managed to avoid taking sides having ended up over the years as close friends with the both of them.
Everything was actually going fine and I was quite impressed with myself for how adult I ended up being throughout the saga. BUT THEN I HAD A SEX DREAM! Oh god it wasn't even a proper sex dream but a full on relationship dream and now I have become part-man part-snake as my mind races through all the possible scenarios of fucking her every time she comes up in my mind. I dare not even attempt at wank now that I'm in this condition because my imagination is running wild.
The only solution is to fake my death and start a new life deep the Congo.
|>>|| No. 25316
Honestly mate, I think you should go for it. Speaking from personal experience, the "what if" will haunt you much more than the regret of ruining a friendship.
|>>|| No. 25317
My friend joined an online dating site around a couple of months ago. She was bombarded with dick pics and men pestering her for sex, which she's constantly complaining about. Anyway, it's turned out that for the past few weeks she's been having regular phone and cyber sex with around half a dozen lads, acting like a giddy teenager when she's pushing forty. I just don't get it. I didn't think pestering women on online dating sites worked but apparently it does, especially if you've got a six pack or something.
|>>|| No. 25318
I took your advice under consideration and tested it by having a wank. Mid-way through I noticed that it was doing nothing for me and have realized it was just my head fucking with me. Crisis averted.
I've been here before and ruined a friendship but it's not like that. I guess it's just a manifestation of worrying about how someone is holding up when on the surface they appear fine.
>I just don't get it.
Be honest, if women constantly bombarded you with naked pictures it might get annoying but you would still be running around like a sex-crazed orangutan. There is a difference between what you rationally want and the part of you that relishes the attention.
I don't get phone and cyber sex either if that's what you mean. I put it down to my inherent nature to fuck about though.
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