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1000 posts in the old one, time for a new one. |
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That's a pretty low effort OP image. |
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I'm a big fan of the lower case style, very modern. |
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I'll delete it if it's not up to scratch ladm8s. |
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I'm just shit at your Command & Conquer style RTS games. They're just not my jam. But what really bugs me is that the "easy" mode is always about as much of a challenge as taking out an arthritic turkey with a katana, but the "normal" always bowls me over completely. |
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I needed a poo about 10 minutes ago, but now I have access to a toilet it's sucked back up again. |
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a176.jpg >>24340 |
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HeartFM-Logo.jpg "More variety" my fucking arse. This shit is tolerable for a five minute car journey, not for an eight hour shift ever day. I swear to Christ if I have to listen to Gangster's paradise one more time I'm going to dig my hearing bones out of my head with a fucking nail clipper. |
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robert-elms-emailed.jpg >>24345 |
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You lads ever have it where just as you get comfortable in bed ready to sleep its then that you realise you have to pee. So you have to spend a minute or two mentally psyching up yourself to get out of the bedsheet cocoon you've made and walk into the cold bathroom otherwise the fear is you will piss the bed? |
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This is sort of the opposite of what this thread's for, but today someone told me, with audible disappointment, that they couldn't "tag" me into an inane Facebook post because I don't have a profile. It's nice to win, even just a little. |
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220px-Struthio_camelus_portrait_Whipsnade_Zoo.jpg >>24358 |
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I got some Quorn mini scotch eggs today and they've reduced the pack size from 12 to 9. I only get them when they're on offer for a quid, so that's a third increase in the price per scotch egg. |
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Two of my mates have 18-month-old kids. What do 18-month-old kids like for Christmas? |
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sad onions.png I've got a nearly 2 year old niece to buy presents for too. Almost everything seems to be baby toys for under 2 year olds, or for toddlers over 3, but the choice for 2-3 year olds is rubbish. |
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Unfortunately I've been cursed with the need to drive for a job over the past year. I passed my test ages ago but only over the last 12 or so months have I had to drive regularly and I can't stand it. |
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Just start driving like cunts. Be a cunt or be cunted. That's how it is down south. |
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what.jpg Because it was a closed loop. Why does this take 15 minutes to explain and why are you insulting me like this, YouTube? |
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The CCTV footage of the bellend who killed Joe Cox had a big blue triangle edited over his head that made him look like the world's shittest FIFA player. |
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I feel dirty enough for a shower, but I'm going for a run in the morning so it's not really worth it. |
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mairBookshelf.jpg >>24402 |
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677.jpg >>24405 |
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People who complain about graphs that don't start at zero. Apparently people can't read and all graphs have the same context. The possibility that someone might want to focus in on part of a range or emphasise relative differences eludes them. |
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disco record sales.jpg >>24411 |
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CyBpBmyXcAEpyIi.jpg >>24400 |
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A vs B.jpg >>24411>>24413 |
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There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. |
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Fuck sake. I've reached four Champions League finals on FM16 and lost three of them because of own goals, two of them by the same bloody bloke. |
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Trying to arrange car hire. They're offering a Black Friday weekend promotion for pickup between now and next spring. The "discounted" price is almost twice the regular price. |
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If anybody is having a bad day, don't feel too bad. |
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I'm sat next to the talkiest fucking prick ever and I want to die. |
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I don't really like being around my parents. |
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I'm in a crap mood, but I have loads of people to see and nonsense to do. Stupid bloody everything. |
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Looking at options for reducing my Virgin bill. My first thought is to downgrade the TV package, but it turns out that while most of what I watch is available in a relatively low tier, they've stuck the HD versions of those channels in the highest tier, the scamps. |
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I bought CoD4 for nostalgia's sake, played it for three hours and got bored, but I can only return it with up to two hours play time. |
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Had the same with FO3. Downloaded it, literally didn't even get out of the Vault and I was massively bored and reminded by how samey the gamplay is; horde guns/armour, fetch this/that, loot empty drawers for a stapler and a bottle cap. |
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I just had my video interview for the civil service fast stream. |
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Apparently my other half's definition of tidying the kitchen means moving all the dirty pots into the sink and putting rubbish on the counter because the bin is full. |
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Housemate below me has decided 5 to midnight is a good time for a phone call. He's bellowing like a cunt. |
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The worst interview I've ever had was an international phone call on a bad line. The delay, and lack of feedback completely threw off my game. They never contacted me again, and I didn't even ask afterwards for feedback. |
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Also forgot to add, they asked me a question about the challenges and benefits of working with a diverse workforce. |
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Its that bullshit time of year again where the cold chills you to the bone but there is no snow to make it worthwhile. Instead we get impossibly bright sunny days to annoy the shit out of anyone by a window. |
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Wholesale energy prices have apparently risen quite sharply over the past year. Suddenly, I'm being inundated with offers to switch my leccy to a fixed rate. Pure coincidence, I'm sure. |
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Yesterday I got to flirting with my hairdresser for a bit of fun as you do with women in the service industry. As is the normal routine I did really well on account of not really caring. |
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My dear friend who is a functioning social alcoholic thinks the woman who sells him his daily bottle of vodka at the Co-Op fancies him because she smiles at him. He's about twice her age, bald and short. He isn't daft and can be completely perceptive in other ways. I think this 'all women fancy me' thing some men have comes from unquenchable and nigh heroic optimism and should be celebrated as long as they do not become a nuisance to the ladies who have to serve them. |
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I applied for my dream job which I would be perfect for and never even got a rejection. |
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I had no idea flirting with a hairdresser could get so many peoples backs up. Should I march right back to the shop and collect video footage of an arse pissing or would you rather I instead court her for a number of years so I can post the wedding photos for you lads who assume I'm some kind of sex pest? |
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Stuck at Crewe station for at least two and a half hours. Ate a shit pasty, played some Football Manager but I'm already bored. And I'm going to miss Star Trek. |
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image.jpg Fuck off! |
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Ah bought one of them Sanpellegrinos to see what was under the wrapper. Imagine my disappointment. |
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I have this very unpleasant feeling of all consuming dread deep inside me. What's properly odd is that I have literally no idea why. |
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YouTube seems to have clocked on to the fact that I am a young male, therefore I must like videos about FIFA, UFC, staged prank videos, computer games, and Aston Martins. |
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How much money does WIkipedia fucking need? |
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Amazon somehow deciding that the items I'm trying to buy aren't eligible for click and collect when I get to my basket. |
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tmp_26165-Wales1635078132.jpg >>24547 |
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jVXmI2x.png The bastards got me addicted to drumstick squashies by having a £1 special offer and then raised the price to £1.50 a bag which is well in excess of everything else. To make matters worse they seem to rarely if ever be in stock which builds a craving in me so I'm happy to pay the price when they're in. |
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I just realised Tim Peake's clinically check listed none-personality is why I can hardly bare to watch him for even a moment. I just can't imagine him doing anything else than smiling and being encouraging, it's bloody insufferable. |
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Fallout NV has just decided to not load my saves. Fucking fuck. |
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My research supervisor has asked for more discussion within a section of my thesis but what I'm discussing is objective historical fact that nobody disputes that leads to the actual discussion parts. |
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>>24520 |
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People who say "You spend a lot of time on your computer". |
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People who deride others for "aimlessly clicking buzzfeed articles" as justification for their own time-wasting. |
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I was awaking from nap just now, and my half dreaming mind tried to imagine a partner to be napping beside. Only there wasn't one. I can't tell if this is a new level of social isolation, or subtle maturing process. |
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Last night a girl told me I reminded her of her cousin. Not a bad thing I thought, until she followed it up with "he's four". |
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If you can't drink to your limits, then you shouldn't fucking drink. |
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I thought I was sat next to a slightly off smelling chap on the train this morning, but I've just noticed I'm that chap. |
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Is it illegal to call somebody ugly? |
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image.png >>24586 |
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A few days ago, I called Virgin Media to try and get a discount. I got a decent offer out of them. I've called them back to take them up on it and the number the operator claims is on the notes is not what was agreed, and when I tell him what was agreed he tells me he can't do it. I asked him how he'd feel if I turned up to buy his car with only half the money I offered him and he transferred me to someone else. |
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Six-wives-Lucy-large_trans gsaO8O78rhmZrDxTlQBjdE.jpg I wish they'd do history programmes that weren't about Henry VIII. |
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The shortcut to open a new Incognito window in Chrome is ctrl-shift-t, but the shortcut for a private window in Firefox is ctrl-shift-p. For tedious technical reasons, I occasionally need to switch between the two browsers. My muscle memory always seems to be the wrong shortcut, regardless of which browser I'm using. |
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Two (interrelated) /101/s. |
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moi.jpg >>24608 |
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Japan is fucking mental. |
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I'm such a boring cunt. |
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Just saw Iggy Pop in an episode of DS9, mad tings. |
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Why is "close all other tabs" an option? It seems to only exist to be pressed by mistake. |
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Today I saw the union flag shamelessly placed in an advertisement so idiots would buy a product out of misplaced patriotism. |
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image.png I mean really now. |
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small talk.jpg < This. |
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comic2-3077.png >>24625 |
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I interviewed for a job which said I would know on Monday whether or not I've got it. |
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It's 2016 and I am still being invited to Facebook "events" from someone who has a new phone and needing everyone to message them so they have numbers. Do these people really not back up their contacts in any way? |
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double parking.jpg >>24313 |
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double-parked-cars-new-york-city-r.jpg >>24639 |
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I only have about ten contacts on my phone, family and good friends. |
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I'm trying to write a personal statement for a UCAS application, but all I want is to get in a hot bath and open up my wrists. |
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There is a hub-bub over this video MTV released called "2017 New Year's Resolutions for White Guys". |
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Lads for work today I had to be in London and I sat on a bench looking at the river looking at some notes. |
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I ruined Skyrim for myself by watching some Let's Player play it on his nine-thousand pound space year twenty-fifty-two "rig". It looked so beautiful I almost wept for want of being there. |
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People who don't say over when they are speaking on the comms, over. |
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When you go for dinner with your girlfriend and she tells you it's over, over. |
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I've been for a haircut this morning and an old bloke who absolutely reeked of smoke hung up his manky fleece overlapping my coat. I've been tainted. |
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image.png Why isn't the Independent a more widely mocked newspaper? I mean look at this dreck, I'm so soft headed I voted for Brexit out of solidarity with the Catalan independence movement and even I feel talked down to. |
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Just been ID'd to buy two scratch cards, even though the age for them is 16. I'm just shy of 23. |
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I realise if I go to a Hungry Horse pub it's going to be expected that some parents will treat it like a crèche but today well and truly took the piss. A man took his five kids and proceeded to sit there and drink at least four pints (no food was ordered for him or the children) whilst he left them to it. They barricaded themselves in the kids area (a bunch of amusement machines rather than a play area) before climbing on top of the machines and violently rocking them, telling other kids they weren't allowed to come in and shaking the machines with prizes in to try and get them to fall out. I know it's been a wet and windy day, but if you want to let your kids burn off some energy don't take them to a pub. |
>> | No. 24693
24693
>>24691 |
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24694
>>24685 |
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>>24692 |
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24696
I didn't think me and my best mate were bothering with gifts this is year, yet it seems he elected to get me a great big throat infection. |
>> | No. 24697
24697
The BBC clearly have the work experience kid in again. I've just seen a trailer for a programme that has already aired. Not the new-fangled "Watch it on iPlayer" style, but the actual trailer complete with the original Boxing Day timeslot. |
>> | No. 24698
24698
28 here. I've begun to get annoyed when I'm not asked for ID even when I shave the beard off when I enter clubs with my friends who range between 21 to 25. All of which get id'd. |
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24699
>>24698 |
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24700
The civil service appear to be absolutely useless lads. |
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>>24700 |
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>>24700 |
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>>24707 |
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>>24708 |
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24710
I'm trying to be crafty and make something nice for my gf, the thing is that all the seemingly decent ideas are on fucking pinterest, the world's most fucking obnoxious website. I'd feel more comfortable gargling a lepers cock then have to use this website designed by fucking cunts. |
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24711
>>24710 |
>> | No. 24712
24712
The council aren't doing any recycling collections between 13 December and 10 January. I've had to go to the tip today and, just like every previous time I've been there, the staff were all stood around together and chatting. Talk about a cushy job. |
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>>24712 |
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>>24717 |
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>>24720 |
>> | No. 24723
24723
I keep hearing people say "symbology" when they mean "symbolism". It's a slow burn, but when it does tip me over the edge I'm either going to make someone cry or punch me, maybe both. At least after that we'd be all square. |
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24724
>>24723 |
>> | No. 24725
24725
The fastest way for me to ignore someone is when they say shit like "As a Northern working-class mum...". |
>> | No. 24726
24726
What the fuck? I thought I had. |
>> | No. 24727
24727
>>24726 |
>> | No. 24728
24728
A mate of mine has decided that it's an indicator of enjoyment when eating to make noise. The usual misophonic reaction to noisy eating is amplified umpteen times by the fact that I know full well he's made a conscious effort to be a noisy eater. |
>> | No. 24729
24729
EA's download client, Origin, has recieved a terrible facelift since I last used it a few months back. It used to look like a slightly less intuitive Steam, which was fine, but no it has this great big side bar you can't get rid of. It's not 1997, this isn't some new fangled concept, just stop cocking up your UI. It seems like a minor thing, but Origin now looks like it was redesigned for a world where 3400x1360 is the average screen resolution. I only even use Origin for a single game, but dodgy UIs are something that really winds me up. |
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24730
>>24728 |
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>>24730 |
>> | No. 24732
24732
Windows 10. It's the IQ of life. |
>> | No. 24733
24733
The NHS released a new quiz you can do to tell you how healthy you are and provide tips on improving things. Worth a look: |
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>>24733 |
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>>24733 |
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>>24732 |
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>>24737 |
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>>24738 |
>> | No. 24740
24740
I know this is bewilderingly pathetic, but the lack of attention my 4chan posts receive really can get me down. It feels like a confirmation that there's something unfathomably off about my personality. |
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24741
>>24740 |
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>>24740 |
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>>24740 |
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>>24744 |
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>>24740 |
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24747
I was waiting in the passenger seat of a carpark whilst my gf run inside to get something from the shop. |
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>>24747 |
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>>24748 |
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>>24746 |
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>>24747 |
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>>24747 |
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>>24752 |
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24754
I live in a block of flats, the electricity meters are in the most obvious place they could be, under the stairs in the entrance of the building. |
>> | No. 24755
24755
File
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>> | No. 24771
24771
Scooby Doo's doing ads for Halifax. |
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24772
>>24771 |
>> | No. 24773
24773
John Peel was a nonce, right? I'm not mistaken in very forthrightly claiming that on a semi-regular basis, am I? |
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>>24774 |
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>>24775 |
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>>24776 |
>> | No. 24778
24778
After a bit of googling it turns out the Schoolgirl of the Year thing isn't even true. It's apparently something Julie Burchill made up and there's no proof he ever did such a show. |
>> | No. 24779
24779
Section 40, Crime and Courts Act 2013 |
>> | No. 24780
24780
I hate myself so much. |
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24781
>>24779 |
>> | No. 24782
24782
Alright, so Peel was only a bit of a nonce. |
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24783
>>24782 |
>> | No. 24785
24785
dbeae613bb046ef7c0fdee3ac7d19436.jpg I caught a verruca from my gym showers. |
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>>24785 |
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>>24789 |
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>>24793 |
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>>24794 |
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24796
What the fuck are motorcycles made out of? I feel like something with only a pair of horizontal wheels should be fall over proofed somehow. |
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24797
>>24796 |
>> | No. 24798
24798
I've had to listen to Heart FM for roughly an hour and a half today. During this time they played Rockabye by Clean Bandit three times. |
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24799
>>24798 |
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24800
>>24798>>24799 |
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>>24798 |
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24802
This is the main story on the Guardian: |
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>>24802 |
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>>24804 |
>> | No. 24810
24810
Something else that bugs me about the wider narrative of migration is that its sold as a solution to an ageing population. The problem with this solution being that the migration numbers are frankly impossible to perform, to quote the United Nations population division 2000 report: |
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24811
>>24810 |
>> | No. 24812
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image.jpg >>24810 |
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>>24811 |
>> | No. 24814
24814
People who insist on posting /pol/ material everywhere else. |
>> | No. 24815
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>>24813 |
>> | No. 24816
24816
If I can still hear your bass through the wall above the sound of two computers and the telly, then you might want to turn that fucking shit the fuck down. |
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>>24816 |
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>>24817 |
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24819
Meghan-Trainor_All-About-That-Bass_video-snap.jpg >>24816 |
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128094-004-829979FA.jpg >>24818 |
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>>24820 |
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>>24821 |
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>>24798 |
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>>24823 |
>> | No. 24825
24825
I'm funniest guy on this site and none of you wankers even know who I am. |
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24826
>>24825 |
>> | No. 24827
24827
IMG_2319.jpg >>24825 |
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24828
>>24826>>24827 |
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24829
>>24828 |
>> | No. 24830
24830
prime1.png Went for an Amazon Prime trial before Christmas to ensure that something that had to be ordered late would arrive in time. Now I want to cancel it. It turns out the process is: |
>> | No. 24831
24831
prime2.png >>24830 |
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24832
prime3.png >>24831 |
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>>24832 |
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>>24833 |
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24835
>>24830>>24831>>24832 |
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24836
>>24835 |
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>>24834 |
>> | No. 24838
24838
NHS crisis. SouthernRail crisis. Crisis. Crisis. Crisis. |
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>>24838 |
>> | No. 24847
24847
I call /101/ on all the Trump this, Trump that, I'm gonna hit him with a baseball bat. |
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>>24838 |
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>>24847 |
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>>24847 |
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>>248470 |
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>>24850 |
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24853
61bfc64d4af9aefcea0b029b783a265e[1].jpg >>24852 |
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24854
>>24852 |
>> | No. 24855
24855
I've had about three to four times as much coffee as I usually do today, and the caffeine has just hit me like a big, twitching, wall. |
>> | No. 24856
24856
>>24852 |
>> | No. 24857
24857
I am deeply sorry to say that on the 24th of January 2017 my earphones of four years passed away. They've been with me through two breakdowns, countless aborted college courses, absolutely no girlfriends and a manic trip to Derbyshire for some cheese. |
>> | No. 24858
24858
>>24857 |
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24859
>>24857 |
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24860
>>24859 |
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24864
Youtube has changed their layout yet again... and for the worse, but in a oddly positive way, it's preventing me from procrastinating as much. |
>> | No. 24865
24865
A tab has appeared telling me that Tab Groups is going to stop working soon and the developer is understandably disinclined to make it work for future versions of Mozilla I Can't Believe It's Not Chrome. |
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>>24865 |
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>>24879 |
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>>24880 |
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24885
>>24884 |
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24886
>>24885 |
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24891
tmp_12619-DSC_0455-979082987.jpg Someone has just affixed a "push bar to open" sign to our fire exit. Let's face it, if there was anything this door was missing, it's a "push bar to open" sign. |
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24893
>>24891 |
>> | No. 24894
24894
little-tikes-jungle-buddy-press-n-play-giraffe-mul.jpg Electronic toys that don't shut the fuck up. Nobody thought to prepare me for this when I became a Dad. |
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24895
>>24893 |
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24896
>>24895 |
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>>24895 |
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24898
>>24897 |
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>>24898 |
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24900
Tactile_paving_in_a_Mass_Rapid_Transit_station_in_.jpg >>24895 |
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24901
>>24900 |
>> | No. 24902
24902
onejob.jpg >>24901 |
>> | No. 24912
24912
More than likely already mentioned. |
>> | No. 24933
24933
I'm on some opioid pain relief for my knackered hands. It's bloody good stuff, but it's giving me terrible constipation. I haven't had a shit in three days. I keep going to the bog, but it's always just a big fart. |
>> | No. 24934
24934
I have a an ear splitting headache, and feel like shitting myself almost as much as I feel like puking, but I have to make a three hour round trip to drop off a thing and come right back. |
>> | No. 24935
24935
>>24912 |
>> | No. 24936
24936
I said something hilariously funny last night that made three people fall about laughing, but I can't remember what the hell it was. |
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24941
>>24933 |
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>>24941 |
>> | No. 24951
24951
Woo-fucking-hoo, my bicycle got a flat about ten yards outside of college. I wish had a flat ten yards outside college, then I wouldn't even need the sodding bike. |
>> | No. 24955
24955
>>24946 |
>> | No. 24956
24956
I've eaten nothing all weekend but chilli, kebab, and pizza with spicy beef on it this weekend. |
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24957
>>24955 |
>> | No. 24958
24958
Porn-mag-in-hedge.jpg >>24956 |
>> | No. 24959
24959
My other half is obsessed with sending clothes that are ripped, torn, faded, stained or otherwise damaged to charity shops because they'll "use them for rags". |
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24960
>>24959 |
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24961
>>24960 |
>> | No. 24962
24962
The ever so smart people at Google have made it more or less impossible to do anything useful with an SD card for the past two years. It's almost as if they want to discourage people from buying expandable storage you can take with you in favour of buying more non-expandable storage you can't take with you for ten times the price. |
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24963
>>24961 |
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>>24963 |
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>>24964 |
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>>24964 |
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24970
will forte.jpg |
>> | No. 24973
24973
I'm getting adverts on my work computer for products I've viewed on Amazon on my phone, although I'm adamant I've never visited Amazon on that computer. |
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24974
>>24973 |
>> | No. 24975
24975
Two things, though I'm not sure which pisses me off more. |
>> | No. 24976
24976
My dad has a vast selection of various multi-tools and the like, but can never find a simple cross head screwdriver when you need one. |
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>>24974 |
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>>24977 |
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>>24978 |
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>>24979 |
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>>24980 |
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>>24981 |
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24983
Untitled.png I like how the 'windows spotlight' lock screen changes images every few days but what I don't like are the fucking ads. |
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24984
>>24983 |
>> | No. 24985
24985
People are going crazy about the fact that three cyclists have died in London in a week. Apparently things must be awful because three in a week, innit. Poisson processes are seemingly beyond their grasp. According to Beyond The Kerb there were ten fatalities in London in 2016, of which seven involved motor vehicles (two heart attacks and one fall), though one more hit a tree on the bit of RideLondon in Surrey. The number is small enough to be highly variable, but the general trend is undoubtedly downward when you account for the increased numbers of cyclists. But no, apparently this week proves it's carnage out there. |
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24986
>>24985 |
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>>24986 |
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>>24983 |
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>>24987 |
>> | No. 24990
24990
I expected more from Videodrome. |
>> | No. 24991
24991
Victoria Coren-Mitchell's constant misreading of "Portmanmoor" as "Portmanor" annoys me more than it probably should. |
>> | No. 24992
24992
I can hear what sounds like movement upstairs, but I'm in a top-floor flat. |
>> | No. 24993
24993
>>24992 |
>> | No. 24994
24994
Mind.gif https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/feb/13/pewdiepie-youtube-star-disney-antisemitic-videos |
>> | No. 24995
24995
td-berk.jpg >>24992 |
>> | No. 24996
24996
Broken down on the m25. Think the head gasket is gone which is too expensive to bother repairing really. Fucks sake. |
>> | No. 24997
24997
People are way too comfortable wearing other people's my earphones. |
>> | No. 24998
24998
Craig David shows us what they are.jpg Angular cheilitis i.e. those little cunts you get on the corners of your mouth. Fungus may be cool and interesting but it seems they have different ideas on who is the dominant species on the planet. |
>> | No. 24999
24999
Both BBC News and Sky are showing an empty lectern where Donald Trump will be standing soon. |
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25000
>>24999 |
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25001
It's a good job Kim Jong Un's brother isn't a real person, so his murder's just funny instead of deeply troubling. |
>> | No. 25002
25002
John Snow just compared Caroline Lucas to Marine le Penn, fucking goober. |
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25003
>>25002 |
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25004
>>25001 |
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25005
>>25003 |
>> | No. 25006
25006
I just want some motherfucking Turkish Delight, that isn't motherfucking covered in motherfucking chocolate or motherfucking icing sugar, okay, motherfuckers? |
>> | No. 25007
25007
>>25006 |
>> | No. 25008
25008
The book i was trying to negotiate rights for has been optioned a week ago. Fucking BBC. |
>> | No. 25009
25009
I just blue myself. |
>> | No. 25010
25010
>>25008 |
>> | No. 25011
25011
I was pure starving so I shovelled a cheese roll and a Shin cup down my gullet, now I've got wind that feels like a stab wound. |
>> | No. 25012
25012
>>25009 |
>> | No. 25013
25013
The upswing of my bi-polar cycle lasted about a week. The preceding depressive period lasted well over a year. I'm starting to feel like I'm simply just doomed. |
>> | No. 25014
25014
>>25006 |
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25015
>>25014 |
>> | No. 25016
25016
Someone said "dank meme" to me yesterday. |
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25017
>>25016 |
>> | No. 25018
25018
I painted my body with face paint on Friday, and three showers later it's not totally gone. I assume the face is an easier place to remove paint from because I'd be pretty irritated if I had to wonder around with a pale blue face for a whole weekend, plus change. |
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25019
IMG_0237.jpg >>25018 |
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>>25018 |
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>>25020 |
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>>25018 |
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>>25022 |
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>>25023 |
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25025
>>2502 |
>> | No. 25026
25026
The reason I got up early today and have been working every time you've seen me, and am still working now, is because I'm fucking busy, and have a lot to do. |
>> | No. 25027
25027
>>25026 |
>> | No. 25028
25028
I'm texting someone I'm meeting up with in Manchester later this week. I asked him where I need to be and he tells me "in town". In the fucking Manchester town, fucking knob. |
>> | No. 25029
25029
>>25028 |
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25030
>>25029 |
>> | No. 25045
25045
People who talk about stuff they clearly don't have a clue about, but also that I'm too laid back to tell them to shut up. |
>> | No. 25073
25073
I've bought chips from Lidl, which have managed to be burnt on the outside whilst undercooked on the inside at the same time. |
>> | No. 25074
25074
Bill Paxton's dead :( |
>> | No. 25075
25075
HE'S GOT A BAGEL ON HIS HEAD. |
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25076
>>25075 |
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25077
>>25075 |
>> | No. 25078
25078
Bagelgate.jpg >>25075 |
>> | No. 25079
25079
I wish I could feel other emotions as intensely as I feel broiling shame and self-loathing. |
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25080
>>25079 |
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25081
>>25077 |
>> | No. 25082
25082
I've been playing with the Hemingway Editor to try and clear up my awful academic writing. Its an application that tells you when your writing is hard to read or otherwise a bit passive. Well, at least according to Hemingway's rules. |
>> | No. 25083
25083
>>25082 |
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25084
>>25077 |
>> | No. 25085
25085
>>25082 Wasn't Hemingway a yank? What were you thinking. I think academic text always read a bit more passive anyway.. |
>> | No. 25086
25086
>>25085>> grammatically speaking, I tucked that right up. |
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25087
>>25082 |
>> | No. 25088
25088
I have lost all my fucking keys, baring a front door key. |
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25089
>>25083 |
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25090
>>25089 |
>> | No. 25091
25091
People who are against science. |
>> | No. 25092
25092
In a few weeks I'll be travelling for work, and the limit for dinner expenses won't actually cover dinner. Of course, since we're using an electronic system, my manager can't override it. |
>> | No. 25093
25093
>>25092 |
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25094
I'm nearly handsome, but then I've got these really thin, reptilian lips that ruin the whole thing. |
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>>25092 |
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>>25095 |
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>>25092 |
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>>25094 |
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>>25094 |
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>>25097 |
>> | No. 25101
25101
My brother is getting an inheritance from his fathers death and he asked me to help him in avoiding the tax and matters of that nature. I was happy to help but now he intends to give me a share and it's awkward. I don't want to charge family especially when I did fuck all and its not money I would want. I've joked about him buying me a chocolate bar but I don't know if he has gotten the message. |
>> | No. 25102
25102
I seem to be getting some interesting spam of late. I've received around a dozen alerts of pedophiles in my area, but I get the feeling that if they really are "pedophiles" then they're probably not "in my area". Unless Trump annexed us while I wasn't paying attention. I wouldn't put that past him. |
>> | No. 25103
25103
>>25101 |
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>>25103 |
>> | No. 25105
25105
Would post this in the workplace annoyances but it's not directly related to work. I've recently got a new job and it's the first one that has a commute longer than a walk or 10 minute bus ride. |
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25106
>>25105 |
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>>25105 |
>> | No. 25109
25109
449538.jpg >>25107 |
>> | No. 25110
25110
Sky News coverage of PMQs now shows an overlay stating for each MP speaking how big their majority is, along with "MP voted Remain/Leave" and "Constituency voted Remain/Leave". Where are they getting the MP's vote from? The only time they've been asked to vote that way was the same day as the rest of us, and last I checked it's supposed to be a secret ballot. |
>> | No. 25111
25111
Competitive parenting. |
>> | No. 25112
25112
>>25111 |
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25113
>>25111 |
>> | No. 25114
25114
429e22159796befea49e3ddbe590d153.jpg >>25113 |
>> | No. 25115
25115
Waiting for video to export is pure boring, least when your computer is as crap as mine. |
>> | No. 25116
25116
The uncomfortable, bubbly feeling in my stomach is telling me "your dumb self shouldn't have sent that text ". |
>> | No. 25117
25117
>>25114 |
>> | No. 25118
25118
People who put chocolate bars in the fridge. Hot summer days and maybe a twix I can understand but how am I supposed to enjoy a Boost when after I take a bite I'm picking out bits of teeth? |
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25119
>>25118 |
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>>25111 |
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>>25120 |
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>>25121 |
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IMG_20170303_185047957.jpg >>25120 |
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>>25123 |
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>>25124 |
>> | No. 25126
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Oreo.png Why do they do this, chaps? |
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>>25126 |
>> | No. 25128
25128
When you go to someone else's house and they don't have a soft close toilet seat. |
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>>25126 |
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>>25129 |
>> | No. 25131
25131
They've made creme eggs slightly bigger again. |
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>>25131 |
>> | No. 25133
25133
I'd be genuinely sad if chocolate becomes a commodity out of reach for most people. |
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25134
>>25133 |
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>>25134 |
>> | No. 25136
25136
How the FUCK has youtube all of a sudden got wise to Adblock, and how the FUCK do I get the fuck rid of them again. |
>> | No. 25137
25137
The fact that Private Eye doesn't have a proper online edition. I know they of all people know such a site wouldn't be profitable but sometimes I could really use a link to an old article. |
>> | No. 25138
25138
>>25137 |
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25139
>>25137 |
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>>25136 |
>> | No. 25141
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There's a house down my street where they always take ages taking their bins in. It was bin day on Tuesday and they're still out on the street. The front of their property is all tarmac and it's only six or seven metres long so it's not a particularly onerous task. I think the record is leaving out their garden waste bin for several weeks. The woman is fat, constantly wearing gym clothes, always shouting at her kids and drives a brand new Land Rover Evoque. |
>> | No. 25142
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tmp_25378-2281053_orig1544484066.jpg At work I use a number of addons for a base product. I've upgraded the base product and have had to individually uninstall all the addons to reinstall them, as a repair install doesn't work and just running the installer helpfully tells you that they're already installed so won't do anything. |
>> | No. 25143
25143
I think two weeks of all-nighters every other night has put me on a 36 hour day. |
>> | No. 25144
25144
The bus outside my flat runs on a balloon loop, and the terminus is halfway round, so if it has a long turnaround I'll have to wait a bit before it does the next couple of stops. Tonight, the bus home was around 10 minutes late. It has a 5 minute turnaround, so it arrived 5 minutes after it was due to depart. Normally that means the bus just carries on without waiting, but tonight the driver thought that would be an opportune moment to pull over for a fag break. |
>> | No. 25145
25145
My housemate's alarm clock uses the same noise as the Nuclear Missile Launching alarm from Total Annihilation. It has led to some strange wakings up. |
>> | No. 25146
25146
>>25145 |
>> | No. 25148
25148
I missed a day of pooping and the subsequent shit has mauled my asshole in such a way that it's been distractingly painful since the event. |
>> | No. 25149
25149
The cat seems inquisitive (although not insistent) about the outside and it really worries me because he's been an indoor cat his whole life; if he gets out, he has no idea how to survive out there. This isn't the countryside, there are cars and roving teenagers. His paws are still pink, he's only little. |
>> | No. 25150
25150
When you message someone a question, and they read the message but don't reply to you. |
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25151
>>25150 |
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>>25151 |
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>>25151 |
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>>25151 |
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>>25153 |
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25156
>>25151>>25155 |
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>>25156 |
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25158
I've been using my laptop for the last three days at least on its "balanced" power plan, as opposed to "high performance". |
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25159
>>25158 |
>> | No. 25160
25160
The noise from my neighbours water pump cleaning thing. How fucking long does it take to power wash that tiny patio? |
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25161
>>25160 |
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>>25161 |
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>>25162 |
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25166
I don't think I actually get pimples. I think what I have are three sentient lumps that just move around my face while I'm asleep. Sometimes there's one high on my forehead and another two are down on my chin, other times they form a row along my jawline. I suppose I should be thankful to have never gone full pizza face at any point, but I just can't put the kibosh on these little bastards. |
>> | No. 25167
25167
I've been handed a bit of code with a view to possibly supporting it. It's in an arcane language none of us know, formatted poorly, and the one and only comment describes something obvious. |
>> | No. 25168
25168
I'm /101/ing myself for being someone who leaves things until the last possible minute. |
>> | No. 25170
25170
>>25168 |
>> | No. 25172
25172
where.png The BBC work experience lad strikes again. |
>> | No. 25173
25173
>>24313 |
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25175
>>25174 |
>> | No. 25176
25176
My cars engine management system went wrong somehow, which caused a catastrophic overheat and cracked the cylinder head. |
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25177
>>25173 |
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>>25176 |
>> | No. 25179
25179
A friend told me to watch Adventure Time, and it was good advice. But now I'm well into the fifth series and it's stopped being funny and started leaving me with an uncomfortable feeling of uneasiness. I hope this isn't why he's on all those anti-depressants now. |
>> | No. 25180
25180
I could feel myself turning greener and greener with every step I took towards my floor. |
>> | No. 25181
25181
>>25179 |
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25182
>>25179 |
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25183
>>25178 |
>> | No. 25184
25184
Friend of mine has left her husband, moved out etc, but he's somehow convinced her to still pay her half of the mortgage, bills, etc, and he's taking all the money in the joint account. |
>> | No. 25185
25185
>>25184 |
>> | No. 25186
25186
The way I find myself unable to avoid getting pulled into other peoples issues even when I'm extremely busy. |
>> | No. 25187
25187
>>25185 |
>> | No. 25188
25188
Thanks to my son I've had "Woop-woop! It's the sound of da police!" in my head all week. |
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>>25188 |
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>>25189 |
>> | No. 25192
25192
I've just seen John Cleese doing a PPI advert. |
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>>25192 |
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>>25192>>25193 |
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>>25195 |
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184442.18479046_1000X1000.jpg >>25196 |
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>>25196 |
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>>25198 |
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>>25195 |
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>>25200 |
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>>25200 |
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>>25200 |
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25204
YouTube have changed their design again, and when I put a video into full-width the search box ends up as white text on white background. |
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25205
>>25204 |
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>>25205 |
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25207
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39290390 |
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>>25207 |
>> | No. 25209
25209
The automated call systems you have to deal with when you telephone a big company. I know its a cliché but it has been over 20 years now and it doesn't seem to have improved. |
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25210
>>25207 |
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>>25209 |
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>>25211 |
>> | No. 25213
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Someone on the BBC press review just conflated Tor and BitTorrent. |
>> | No. 25214
25214
I thought that perhaps Mr Winky was having a month off or something, but my knob is definitely not getting as hard as it used to. I don't know if this is because of the anti-depressants I dabbled with, or maybe I just sat on myself, or whatever, but it's genuinely bothering my now. |
>> | No. 25215
25215
>>25214 |
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25216
>>25215 |
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25217
>>25216 |
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25218
>>25217 |
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>>25218 |
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>>25217 |
>> | No. 25221
25221
We've all come close to pissing off other drivers. I've often wondered what the safest course of action wd be if some Nutter pulled up short in front of me and got out of his car and approached mine. Should I sit tight, drive off or get out and face up to him. Any thoughts? |
>> | No. 25222
25222
>>25221 |
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>>25221 |
>> | No. 25224
25224
>> I was thinking purely from a self defence consideration. The web is full of street violence perpetrated by people who Didn,t know or didn't care about cameras. Getting out seems ultra provocative, but just sitting there makes you ultravulnerable. |
>> | No. 25225
25225
>>25221 |
>> | No. 25226
25226
The two lights over my desk keep flickering. I'm getting seriously twisted about it. |
>> | No. 25227
25227
I went to Brantano to look at their liquidation sale and it's only 10% off men's shoes sizes 8 and above. If you have diddy feet then it was 50-70% off. |
>> | No. 25228
25228
>>25227 |
>> | No. 25229
25229
I've got a new phone. It's helpfully offered to restore all my apps and settings for me. Except now that it's complete, it's only shifted the apps but none of the fucking data. In particular, some of the most important apps just refuse to let themselves be backed up. |
>> | No. 25230
25230
Snapchat filters are incredibly fucking annoying. |
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25231
>>25230 |
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25232
>>25230>>25231 |
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25233
>>25232 |
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25234
>>25232 |
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>>25232 |
>> | No. 25236
25236
Peter-Kay.jpg Stand-up comics whose only fucking routine is to go through a list of discontinued sweets and tv programmes from their childhoods at monumental length. |
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25237
>>25236 |
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>>25235 |
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>>25236 |
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>>25239 |
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25241
>>25240 |
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25242
>>25240 |
>> | No. 25243
25243
The longer I go without seeing her, the more I'm thinking about her. What's that all about? Stupid brain. |
>> | No. 25244
25244
VCoren_Tat1000_15Feb12_rex_b.jpg >>25243 |
>> | No. 25245
25245
The term "hit the ground running" |
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25246
>>25243 |
>> | No. 25249
25249
Changeable.png The weather is perfect for leaving the jacket at home. Until you encounter a bit of shade. |
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25250
>>25209 |
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>>25249 |
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>>25249 |
>> | No. 25253
25253
The Guardian's Brexit coverage is starting to get on my tits again. In this week alone we've had:- |
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25254
>>25253 |
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25255
>>25254 |
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25257
>>25255 |
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25259
>>25257 |
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25260
>>25259 |
>> | No. 25261
25261
/101/'ing institution/company websites that show your contact details and what you do. |
>> | No. 25262
25262
>>25261 |
>> | No. 25263
25263
>>25262 |
>> | No. 25264
25264
Fucking YouTube. |
>> | No. 25265
25265
Lets time how long this post took.png >>25264 |
>> | No. 25266
25266
button.png >>25265 |
>> | No. 25267
25267
I got woken up today by some cunt vacuuming their car, on Easter Sunday. |
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25268
>>25267 |
>> | No. 25269
25269
ALAN.jpg >>25268 |
>> | No. 25270
25270
I'm listening to an LA based podcast, that I love, and they just started talking about something that happened in the UK. In the first sentence they mispronounced three names. |
>> | No. 25273
25273
I'm definitely on the verge of a chest infection. |
>> | No. 25275
25275
>>24831 >>24832 |
>> | No. 25276
25276
>>25275 |
>> | No. 25277
25277
/101/'ing the impulse I have to pause TV shows when something emotionally stressful or socially painful is about to happen. If I'm with people this will still manifest in looking at my phone to distance myself from what is happening. |
>> | No. 25278
25278
>>25140 |
>> | No. 25279
25279
Whats best for downnloading youtube videos as webms? |
>> | No. 25280
25280
>>25279 |
>> | No. 25281
25281
Whatever dumb nonsense comes up at college today I'm just going to be enthusiastic about it, no snark or sniping. |
>> | No. 25282
25282
>>25281 |
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25283
>>25282 |
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25284
>>25283 |
>> | No. 25285
25285
We work in care, it's our job to take care of these people. Yes our pay is shit but these are human beings for fucks sake, why am I having to call you out all the time on your piss poor professionalism and make you actually spend time with them. It's all meant to be in their best interest, not yours you fuckinfdjiklgjhfdhglkjklghklklhgkldkl I need a fucking drink this upsets me. |
>> | No. 25286
25286
>>25285 |
>> | No. 25287
25287
My Fire stick appears to have shipped without the "don't disconnect from the wifi every thirty fucking seconds" feature, which goes down really well when you're in a hotel. |
>> | No. 25288
25288
They've turned the bit at the back of library that just used to desks into a bloody cafe. |
>> | No. 25289
25289
Pre-Moderated.png How could this happen to me? |
>> | No. 25290
25290
>>25289 |
>> | No. 25291
25291
>>25290 |
>> | No. 25292
25292
If you're going to be a dick head, at least brush your teeth. |
>> | No. 25293
25293
I lost my keys down the side of the stove. Instead of being sensible and fishing them out with a coat hanger, I decided to prove to myself what a manly man I was and pick up/move the whole thing. Which I did. Without feeling a thing, the bottom of the frame cut into the tip of my left index finger, sharp as a razor. |
>> | No. 25294
25294
Fucking housemate left the front door open again. Then flatly denies doing it despite him being the last one to come indoors. I can overlook how fucking stupid it is to not close the door properly despite living in not the nicest of areas, but it means the cat gets out, can't get back in, then may get lost or run over because he's a housecat and doesn't understand cars. |
>> | No. 25295
25295
>>25294 |
>> | No. 25296
25296
People complaining about Stewart Lee, anonymously on a certain imageboard, cramming it into any conversation no matter how tangential and irrelevant it is. |
>> | No. 25297
25297
>>25296 |
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25298
>>25296 |
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>>25295 |
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25300
>>25299 |
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25304
>>24313 |
>> | No. 25305
25305
I got banned from a server for refusing to back down in an argument over whether or not you could still be "creative" despite never creating anything and having no initiative. |
>> | No. 25306
25306
>>25305 |
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25307
>>25306 |
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25308
>>25307 |
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25309
>>25308 |
>> | No. 25311
25311
breaking bad rick and morty.jpg Everything I know of the t-shirt industry right now, says the extent of the creativity is to pick 2 latest geek culture fads and do one in the style of the other. |
>> | No. 25312
25312
>>25311 |
>> | No. 25313
25313
The woman who watches the self-serve tills in my local Asda is unbearable, she's slower than a NHS computer running XP and never says a single word. All I want you to do is swipe your wee thing so I can buy this alcoholic Polish chocolate, stop giving me a hard time. |
>> | No. 25314
25314
I'm trying to finish something for work at home, tethered to my work phone, but the signal is so shit I can't do anything. No, of course I'm not going to let the laptop onto my home network because I don't fancy getting crypto'd. |
>> | No. 25315
25315
Last year a mate split up with his long-term girlfriend after many years of them being happily together. It was a rough breakup but thankfully I managed to avoid taking sides having ended up over the years as close friends with the both of them. |
>> | No. 25316
25316
>>25315 |
>> | No. 25317
25317
My friend joined an online dating site around a couple of months ago. She was bombarded with dick pics and men pestering her for sex, which she's constantly complaining about. Anyway, it's turned out that for the past few weeks she's been having regular phone and cyber sex with around half a dozen lads, acting like a giddy teenager when she's pushing forty. I just don't get it. I didn't think pestering women on online dating sites worked but apparently it does, especially if you've got a six pack or something. |
>> | No. 25318
25318
>>25316 |
>> | No. 25320
25320
Why do I always do the gardening at the hottest time of day. |
>> | No. 25321
25321
tmp_19450-Screenshot_20170526-08515659077708.png >>24313 |
>> | No. 25322
25322
People who are shit at watching films. You're supposed to master sitting in silence and paying attention in junior school, but apparently many adults never achieve this milestone. |
>> | No. 25323
25323
>>24313 |
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25324
>>25322 |
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25325
>>25324>>25322 |
>> | No. 25326
25326
>"Want to go to the benefit gig in Manchester?" |
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25327
>>25323 |
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25328
>>25326 |
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25329
>>25328 |
>> | No. 25330
25330
In the past month I've had at least seven takeaways delivered to my door because the developers of the housing estate decided to give an almost identical street name to the street round the corner. |
>> | No. 25331
25331
>>25330 |
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25332
>>25331 |
>> | No. 25333
25333
If you'd asked me three years ago whether I ever thought I'd be sat here crying over a negative result on a pregnancy test I'd have told you to fuck off but apparently here we are. |
>> | No. 25334
25334
>>25333 |
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25335
>>25333 |
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25342
>>25333 |
>> | No. 25346
25346
Some shithead near me is setting off a load of fireworks in broad daylight. |
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25347
>>25346 |
>> | No. 25348
25348
216.png >>25347 I always thought if you cant beat them, then beat them... |
>> | No. 25350
25350
Eyes running, jaw aching, ears ringing; I may have been abducted by aliens. |
>> | No. 25351
25351
It's June and I've just had to turn my heating on. What the actual shit is going on? |
>> | No. 25352
25352
Youtube's new fucking feature where when you pause the video, recommended videos pop up taking up half of that screen, so when you click on the video to play again you open a new video. Who thought this was a good idea ffs. |
>> | No. 25353
25353
>>25352 |
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25354
>>25353 |
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25355
>>25353 |
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25356
>>25351 |
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25357
>>25353 |
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25358
>>25354 |
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25359
>>25358 |
>> | No. 25360
25360
Proper suspect bloke on the train; 80% certain he's a nonce. |
>> | No. 25361
25361
>>25360 |
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25362
>>25360 |
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25363
>>25361 |
>> | No. 25365
25365
image-113221.jpg This advert for a very average train company is jihad-inducingly annoying. |
>> | No. 25367
25367
>>25365 |
>> | No. 25369
25369
For two months now I've been pitching a documentary for my final major project as "very BBC4" and at midnight last night I got an email telling me it "wasn't youth oriented enough", like I hadn't filled my research and proposal with exactly what I said it was going to be. |
>> | No. 25370
25370
>>25369 |
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25371
>>25370 |
>> | No. 25372
25372
>>25369 |
>> | No. 25373
25373
I'm going to give myself some kind of nocturnal mania if I don't stop falling asleep with the news on. The Manchester, London Bridge and the tower block have woken me up in the past month. |
>> | No. 25374
25374
Audiobooks wrote in first-person, which are narrated by someone of a different gender to the main character. They're just ever so slightly unnerving. |
>> | No. 25375
25375
Twenty-three degrees. Twenty fucking three. At two in the morning. |
>> | No. 25376
25376
>>25375 |
>> | No. 25377
25377
What late night talkshow hosts, from the US, no less, chat on about is not bloody news. |
>> | No. 25378
25378
>>25377 |
>> | No. 25379
25379
I can't tell if I'm hungry or the five past it hash browns I had for breakfast just aren't settling. |
>> | No. 25380
25380
Rob Delaney made the same joke on Frankie Boyle tonight that he did on Question Time last night about Theresa May saying she'd lose if the Tories lost 6 seats when they ended up losing double that plus one. |
>> | No. 25381
25381
>>25380 |
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25382
>>25380 |
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25383
>>25382 |
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25384
>>25382 |
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25385
>>25383 |
>> | No. 25386
25386
Untitled.png No I bloody well don't want 'personalised content' or whatever it is they are trying to sell me. I hope none of you lads have signed up to this so that maybe they drop the idea. |
>> | No. 25387
25387
>>25386 |
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25388
>>25386 |
>> | No. 25389
25389
I think I've discovered a new low in software shitbaggery. A page on an installer saying it's going to phone home, and a checkbox to agree that's pre-ticked and greyed out. |
>> | No. 25390
25390
IMAG0236.jpg When I bought a 16:9 widescreen TV I thought films would fit perfectly without being letterboxed (those black bars at the top and bottom). |
>> | No. 25391
25391
>>25390 |
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>>25390 |
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25393
>>25392 |
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25394
>>25390 |
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25395
>>25394 |
>> | No. 25396
25396
I just wish 16:10 computer monitors were still widely available. |
>> | No. 25397
25397
70 fucking pound to get a return train to the North! I moved back in with my parents to save money while I write up my thesis but now I'm hopping on the train every few weeks for an hour meeting and paying out the nose for the privilege. |
>> | No. 25398
25398
>>25397 |
>> | No. 25399
25399
I've been invited to a BBQ with people I don't like, so that'll be fun. |
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25400
>>25399 |
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>>25396 |
>> | No. 25402
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Capture11.jpg >>25386>>25388 |
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>>25402 |
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25404
>>25400 |
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>>25404 |
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Civil_6bf33c_622613.png >>25388 |
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>>25407 |
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25409
>>25408 |
>> | No. 25410
25410
I spilt some black pepper, cleaned it up, and started playing with my knob. |
>> | No. 25411
25411
>>25409 |
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25412
>>25411 |
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>>25410 |
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Bengay_069a03_132860[1].jpg >>25413 |
>> | No. 25415
25415
I'm trying to read a book that mentions igloos and my brain keeps substituting the word for the one that's filtered on here. |
>> | No. 25416
25416
BBC News have left the work experience lad in charge of the desk again. |
>> | No. 25417
25417
>>25416 |
>> | No. 25418
25418
I've watched a bit of HIGNFY for the first time in ages. Nowadays it seems to be largely reading out Twitter posts by the general public. |
>> | No. 25419
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>>25418 |
>> | No. 25420
25420
I wish those little shits who still have the 'I'm voting labour' stickers or the terminally offended Tories would leave ARE LAURA alone. Her article today was about the Queens speech being a sign of May's decline and yet even Corbynistas are having a go. |
>> | No. 25421
25421
I'm not sure what my other half has done exactly, but everything that goes through our washing machine now smells of Brasso. She's also done something to our computer which means that it isn't recognising the keyboard and I can't have a proper look around to try and fix it because she set it up with a password so I can't log in (for some reason the on screen keyboard isn't loading up when I try that). |
>> | No. 25422
25422
>>25421 |
>> | No. 25423
25423
motorbikes.jpg It's summer, it's a Sunday, and it's semi-dry. This means that I've had a nearly non-stop stream of motorbikes and mopeds driving along the A-road outside my house. |
>> | No. 25424
25424
I'm annoyed that the reason I hardly ever see my extended family is because they know my dad's an insufferable dick. |
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25425
>>25423 |
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25426
>>25425 |
>> | No. 25427
25427
Southpark_Fags_1.jpg >>25425 |
>> | No. 25428
25428
I have a mouth ulcer that burns with intense agony. It wakes me up in pain, and makes me short fused with everything else. I lost my cream for it earlier and ended up pacing around the house swearing my tits off in frustration. I still haven't found it. |
>> | No. 25429
25429
>>25423 |
>> | No. 25430
25430
>>25429 Today it's tractors instead. |
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25431
>>25429 |
>> | No. 25432
25432
I've watched three episodes of Glow and I'm still waiting for it to "get going". I should have known better than to watch something the Guardian were raving about solely because it's written by, directed by and predominantly starring women. That should have been a big red flag, to be honest. |
>> | No. 25433
25433
>>25432 |
>> | No. 25434
25434
IZh1wfit.jpg >>25433 |
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25435
>>25432 |
>> | No. 25436
25436
I don't know if it's because I haven't been for a check up in almost a decade or I've been to see a particularly vicious dentist, but I've just had the most painful scale and polish of my life. The amount of blood I spat out afterwards was ridiculous. |
>> | No. 25437
25437
>>25435 |
>> | No. 25438
25438
"What do you mean I need to let the pans cool down before putting them under cold water? Wash the underneath of them too? Rinse off all the washing up liquid thoroughly? I don't have to do that in the kitchen where I work!" |
>> | No. 25439
25439
Flying Ant Swarm.jpg Horrible little bastards. |
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25440
>>25439 |
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25441
>>25440 |
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25442
>>25441 |
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25443
>>25439 |
>> | No. 25445
25445
I just got a peculiar feeling throughout my entire body that made me want to cry in a happy way and hug someone. All I'm doing is playing Football Manager and watching Vicky D, so I'm mildly alarmed. |
>> | No. 25446
25446
Capture.png Incompetent admin. |
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>>25446 |
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25448
>>25447 |
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25449
>>25447 |
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>>25449 |
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>>25449 |
>> | No. 25453
25453
The kids next door were playing (screaming) in the garden until about 10 minutes ago. It appears they've gone in to start jumping on their beds. |
>> | No. 25454
25454
I was watching this porn scene with an FtM guy getting fisted and had the niggling sense that I'd seen his tattoos before. I realised that he'd done a piss bukkake scene for Kink.com, back when he was still a she. I can't remember where my keys are half the time, but I can remember the tattoos of someone in a fetish porn scene from 2008. My brain can fuck right off. |
>> | No. 25455
25455
I just wish I really hadn't read that. |
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25456
>>25454 |
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25457
>>25454 |
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25458
>>25457 |
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>>25456 |
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25460
>>25455 |
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25461
Wow, Wimbledon, Wimbledon, wow, Wimbledon, wow, Wimbledon. |
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25462
>>25461 |
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25463
>>25462 |
>> | No. 25464
25464
Why, no, I don't want to give you my email address for you to send me a receipt, instead of you just giving me the one that you just printed on the fucking receipt printer. |
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25465
>>25464 |
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25466
>>25465 |
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25467
>>25465 |
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25468
>>25466 |
>> | No. 25469
25469
Fuck off with the "add a capital letter to your password, and a symbol, and a number!" shit. No one cares, or I don't, because I have nothing to steal and having to reset the fucking thing every time I use your shit website is making me want to fire bomb a cunt, you piece of fucking shit. I hope you choke to death in front of your crying mother, you IT shit head fuck. |
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25470
>>25469 |
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25471
>>25470 |
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25472
>>25470 |
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25473
crackers.jpg Can't eat my fucking cheese and crackers in peace without having to constantly move so the cat doesn't jump up and snatch them. |
>> | No. 25491
25491
I've been asked by a specialist to collect some piss. She told me I needed to do this twice, and gave me two request forms. I didn't have time to pick up the sample bottles on the way out so today I went back to the hospital to pick them up. It's a bit awkward to get to, so I figured I'd save myself a journey and take two, since while I can only reliably pick up from the hospital, I can drop off at my local surgery. |
>> | No. 25497
25497
My right index finger will not stop twitching, some times just a little, and then intermittently it looks like I'm sending a telegraph. |
>> | No. 25498
25498
My other half has bought presents for my childrens' teachers. I'm not entirely sure when this became a thing but I don't like it. |
>> | No. 25499
25499
I've been constipated for the last few days and I can tell I'm going to have an arse explosion of that piss-thin diarrhoea you usually get afterwards tonight. |
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25500
>>25499 |
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25501
>>25466 |
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25502
I need to replace my toilet seat, and as it's a close-quarters unit it needs to be a top-fix. I foolishly assumed there would be some sort of standard, so bought one that "fits most UK toilets", only even with the fittings at their narrowest they're still about two inches too fucking far apart. |
>> | No. 25505
25505
New internet came with an "internet buddy" which was pre-set to block everything. Even "dating" was blocked, along with "violence, weapons, gore and hate". Hate. How? What could you even browse with all of these enabled? |
>> | No. 25507
25507
>>25500 |
>> | No. 25509
25509
Losing my unlimited data with Three from next month. Absolute shit, I could still get it, but at THIRTY-FIVE quid a month I can't afford it. Price gouging twats are the only ones on the market who actually offer unlimited data, and not some shitty switch and bait con game. |
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25510
>>25509 |
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25511
>>25509 |
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25512
spinny bastards.jpg Wind farms where the turbine blades are slightly out of sync with one another. It's infuriating! This is worse than noticing a ticking clock because you involuntarily start looking for it and have to work out if synchrony is impacted by relative distance. |
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>>25509 |
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>>25510 |
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>>25519 |
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25522
I get 15gb for £16 |
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25523
>>25521 |
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>>25523 |
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25525
EE_cover.jpg >>25524 Hah, no. Circular means no such thing. Even out in the flat badlands of Norfolk, you can see the circles getting broken up. It's vastly harder in urban areas. |
>> | No. 25526
25526
It does look suspiciously like each station has three beams, too. Cloverleaf patterns all over the place. |
>> | No. 25527
25527
Mobile-Phone-Mast.jpg >>25526 |
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25529
>>25527 |
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25530
>>25523 |
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>>25530 |
>> | No. 25532
25532
The GP's surgery has a digital sign. In between the usual things about flu jabs and antibiotics there's a waiting times slide. |
>> | No. 25533
25533
>>25531 |
>> | No. 25534
25534
I've become strangely obsessed with pizza toppings and how I feel people don't put enough effort into thinking about what makes a good collection of toppings. I don't want to get into it, but bacon should be verboten and those tasteless strips of ham are an affront to pigkind. I guess this feeds into a wider theory about how pork is so tasty, people often think they can do whatever with it and it'll still be great to eat, but this is me "getting into it" so I'll stop. |
>> | No. 25535
25535
>>25534 |
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25536
>>25534 |
>> | No. 25537
25537
The worst bacon is in the cheese and bacon pasta from the Morrison's salad bar. It's like eating thinly sliced cold snot. |
>> | No. 25538
25538
Disgusting and haraam. |
>> | No. 25541
25541
I hope my dad takes note of how many of his birthday cards make reference to alcohol and he makes positive changes. |
>> | No. 25542
25542
1200px-BBC_Radio_6_Music.svg.png It's just so far up its own arse. Largely unremarkable music interspersed by people texting in to wank themselves off over how eclectic their music taste is. |
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25543
>>25542 |
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25544
>>25542 |
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25545
>>25544 |
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25546
>>25542 |
>> | No. 25547
25547
Uber. What a spectacularly useless bunch of cunts. Piss poor account security (changing account password doesn't revoke sessions on other devices). Reported the compromise to them manually and now weeks later my account is still unable to request rides and despite their attempts and promises they can't seem to reenable it. |
>> | No. 25548
25548
Twitter just seems like a total bag of turds, nothing good seems to come out of it. At least on Facebook you can bump into people you used to know, keep up with friends and have conversations, but Twitter just seems like a dreck factory where even smart brains turn to goop, and not even the trying to be sexy, vag' tightening, Gwyneth Paltrow kind. I will add I haven't even had an account on either for years now, but I rarely hear about a good thing happening because of, or even on, Twitter, but I certainly hear about the nasty, brain dead, nonsense. It must be some kind of instant gratification thing, like gambling, video games and wanking that keeps people using it. |
>> | No. 25549
25549
>>25548 |
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25550
>>25549 |
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25551
>>25549 |
>> | No. 25552
25552
The way modern is treated as synonymous with contemporary because everyone living in the renaissance was a deluded wanker. I got into a pedantic argument about this recently so I was wondering what you're opinion would be if you heard the two terms. |
>> | No. 25553
25553
everytime-a-thug-gets-shot-by-the-police-his-faceb.png Rashan Charles. |
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25554
>>25553 |
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>>25554 |
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>>25556 |
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>>25553 |
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>>25554 |
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25560
>>25559 |
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>>25560 |
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>>25561 |
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25563
>>25562 |
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25564
>>25562 |
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25565
>>25563 |
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25566
>>25563 |
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>>25565 |
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25568
>>25567 |
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25569
>>25566 |
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25570
>>25569 |
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25571
This is all bullshit until we've got the results of the post mortem. |
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25572
>>25570 |
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25573
>>25571 |
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25574
>>25572 |
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25575
>>25574 |
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25576
>>25575 |
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25577
>>25573 |
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25578
>>25577 |
>> | No. 25579
25579
To be frank, I don't really care for criminals, and I care even less for the "innocent until proven guilty" line. I'm more of a Duterte on this subject. If I suspect even the tiniest bit of chavy/gangsta behaviour, then they should be put down. |
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25580
>>25579 |
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>>25579 |
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>>25581 |
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>>25582 |
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>>25583 |
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25586
>>25578 |
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25588
>>25586 |
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25590
>>25586 |
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25591
>>25590 |
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25592
Untitled.png The way youtube history will record multiple views of the same video rather than simply moving the previous record to the top of the list. |
>> | No. 25593
25593
>>25592 |
>> | No. 25594
25594
Since I stopped wanking twice daily and opted for thrice weekly the orgasms have been great, but Asda closes at 4PM and all I want to do is stare into space and have a kip. |
>> | No. 25595
25595
>>25594 |
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25596
>>25595 |
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25597
>>25594 |
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25598
>>25596 |
>> | No. 25599
25599
Fucking Irish and Scottish cunts who type in whatever piece of shit version of English they speak in. |
>> | No. 25600
25600
Was writing a reply on my phone and when I went to submit I accidentally clicked on a hyperlink to a board, and when I went back the phone had wiped the text. I don't know who to blame here, myself, purple, Google, LG, or Sir Tim Berners-Lee. |
>> | No. 25601
25601
>>25600 |
>> | No. 25602
25602
It turns out that paying in a cheque is harder than I anticipated. Post Office won't accept it without a paying in slip, which my bank never issued to me when I opened the account, and there's no branch in town because it recently shut. |
>> | No. 25603
25603
Can you not get a blank paying in slip and fill it in? |
>> | No. 25605
25605
>>25603 |
>> | No. 25606
25606
I heard a song on the radio, so I went on youtube and looked for it. The video version of it was different and shitty, but the cunt copyright owners keep taking down all audio version of it from youtube. They are literally forcing me to torrent it. Fucking morons. |
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25607
>>25606 |
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25608
>>25607 |
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25609
>>25608 |
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25610
>>25609 |
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25611
>>25609 |
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>>25609 |
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25613
>>25612 |
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25614
>>25613 |
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>>25614 |
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>>25615 |
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>>25616 |
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25618
>>25617 |
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25620
>>25616 |
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25622
>>25620 |
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25623
>>25615 |
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25624
>>25623 |
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>>25624 |
>> | No. 25626
25626
Not been involved with the debate so far, but I'd just like to say that if you have a problem with me torrenting TV shows, music and films, you are a pure wasteman and a fanny, and if I see you parked round my ends I will pinch your hubcaps quicker than a web rip of GoT takes to download. |
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25627
>>25616 |
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>>25626 |
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>>25628 |
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>>25623 |
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25631
>>25627 |
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25632
>>25631 |
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25633
>>25632 |
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25634
>>25628 |
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25635
>>25629 |
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25636
>>25631 |
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25637
>>25635 |
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25638
>>25633 |
>> | No. 25639
25639
I'll stop torrenting if you lads promise to stop this cunt-off. |
>> | No. 25640
25640
>>25639 |
>> | No. 25642
25642
"Pack contains approximately 2.9 servings." |
>> | No. 25643
25643
I can't stop having intense, vivid, all-consuming fantasies about having a wife and two kids. I'm sick. |
>> | No. 25644
25644
>>25643 |
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25645
>>25644 |
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25646
>>25645 |
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25647
>>25646 |
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25648
>>25647 |
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25649
>>25648 |
>> | No. 25650
25650
Locked myself out of computer with poor password change. |
>> | No. 25651
25651
Every time I turn on the TV it seems to be about either the partition of India or Princess Diana. |
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25652
>>25651 |
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25653
>>25652 |
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25654
>>25653 |
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25655
>>25654 |
>> | No. 25663
25663
People who still use text speak in this day and age. With predictive text you'd have to actually go out of your way to do it. |
>> | No. 25664
25664
>>25663 |
>> | No. 25665
25665
I'm not accusing anyone of anything, but I look uncannily like my uncle who left the country for fifteen years shortly after I was born. |
>> | No. 25666
25666
>>25665 |
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25667
>>25665 |
>> | No. 25668
25668
I have an odd taste in my mouth and I'm not sure what has caused it. It's not overpowering but just noticeable in an annoying way. |
>> | No. 25669
25669
>>25666 |
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25670
>>25669 |
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25671
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25672
>>25671 |
>> | No. 25673
25673
'Problematic' I fucking hate the term it is a buzz word statement that doesn't mean anything. Because ANYTHING and EVERYTHING can be problematic, because nothing is perfect. |
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25674
>>25673 |
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25675
>>25673 |
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25676
>>25673 |
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25677
>>25672 |
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25678
>>25673 |
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25679
>>24313 |
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25680
>>25678 |
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25681
>>25680 |
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25682
>>25681 |
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25683
>>25681 |
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25684
lime_lime__18641.1309974911.386.513.jpg Chocolate limes should not exist. |
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25685
>>25683 |
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25686
>>25680 |
>> | No. 25687
25687
Firstly, why can't men shave? I don't just mean, why are men growing beards?, I mean, specifically, why are there so many lads with naff, patchy, facial hair going about? Romelu Lukaku's doing it, that lad who killed a woman with his hipster bike is doing it, everyone's doing it and it's starting to simmer my piss. Secondly, I'm going to happy slap the next teenager I see with his headphones in while he's clearly out with his mates, the ignorant bastards. What are you even doing? It's baffling and upsetting and I demand you stop it now. |
>> | No. 25688
25688
>>25687 |
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25689
>>25687 |
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25690
>>25687 |
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25691
>>25689>>25690 |
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25692
>>25691 |
>> | No. 25698
25698
Passwords, lads. Fucking passwords. |
>> | No. 25700
25700
>>25698 |
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25701
>>25700 |
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25703
>>25700 |
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25704
>>25703 |
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25705
I have to move to a city, it's where all the fit girls live, and I'm so tired of not copping off with ugly birds. |
>> | No. 25706
25706
FUCKING YOUTUBE CHANGED EVERYTHING AGAIN. |
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25707
>>25706 |
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25708
>>25707 |
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25709
>>25708 |
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25710
>>25709 |
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25711
My local sainsburys has a bunch of people in the car park washing cars. |
>> | No. 25712
25712
Trying to cancel my Virgin Media sub having moved house, when I have no idea what password the gave me 20 years ago, and haven't had a paper bill in living memory. 'Your call is in a queue and will be answered shortly' for over an hour. |
>> | No. 25713
25713
>>25712 |
>> | No. 25714
25714
Quite possibly, but that's not what the guy I was speaking to said. |
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25715
>>25714 |
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25716
>>25715 |
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25717
>>25716 |
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>>25717 |
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25719
_94953526_db5c2aa5-ad53-40b0-9704-2caf1a469761[1].jpg Christ no wonder their English is so poor, the scripts they are given to read are literally like that. |
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25720
>>25717 |
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25721
>>25720 |
>> | No. 25722
25722
I wish Soundcloud wasn't shit like a couple of years back let you have two streams, one for podcasts and another for music. |
>> | No. 25723
25723
Some cunt down the road has been using a pressure washer for 4-5 hours now, none fucking stop on the same bit of driveway. |
>> | No. 25724
25724
Oh, God, I need a job. Sod the wages, I just want to go a day without wanking. It's so demeaning. |
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25725
>>25724 |
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25726
>>25725 |
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25727
>>25724 |
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25728
>>25726 |
>> | No. 25729
25729
Just seen some muppet complaining about getting burns in a Maccies kitchen, tying in with this strike that's going on. |
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25730
>>25729 |
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25734
>>25730 |
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25735
>>25729 |
>> | No. 25736
25736
It seem that you can no longer get the old UI on Spotify by spoofing your browser. It's rather annoying because the overwhelming user feeback is that the new UI is dogshit but they've decided to keep forcing it anyway. |
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25737
>>25736 |
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>>25736 |
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25739
>>25730 |
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25741
>>25739 we have no knives, for example |
>> | No. 25742
25742
55008ee736932-ghk-zyliss-easy-slice-tomato-slicer-.jpg >>25741 |
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>>25741 |
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>>25744 |
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25746
>>25745 |
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25747
>>25746 |
>> | No. 25748
25748
How the fuck do you servicelads cope with the relentless stream of customers? My job may be annoying, but at least I get to take a breather and dick about on .gs for a couple of minutes. |
>> | No. 25750
25750
>>25748 |
>> | No. 25751
25751
I'm really getting tired of this non-stop bollocks about the storms in the US. Why is it being given so much coverage? 24-hours "speaking to you live from Florida." I don't really care. I'm watching Italian news now, because they aren't part of America yet. |
>> | No. 25752
25752
>>25751 |
>> | No. 25753
25753
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/sep/06/uk-publishing-industry-remains-90-white-survey-finds |
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>>25753 |
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>>25753 |
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>>25755 |
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>>25755 |
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>>25757 |
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>>25755 |
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25760
>>25759 |
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25761
>>25760 |
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25763
>>25762 |
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25764
>>25761 |
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>>25763 |
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25767
>>25766 |
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>>25767 |
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>>25769 |
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dis thing Pidgin.png >>25752 |
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>>25752 |
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>>25772 |
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That one clip for "Upstart Crow" is making me want to wreck myself with a moving train. I thought Radio 4 was supposed to keep that sort of thing off the telly? |
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>>25776 |
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25778
I love .gs, don't get me wrong. But the toxification of 4chan has really left a hole in my life that I used to fill with feeling miserable on image boards. |
>> | No. 25779
25779
My friend keeps showing off the ~£200 she's spent on half a dozen dresses for her one-year-old daughter. |
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>>25778 |
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>>25781 |
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>>25782 |
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>>25782 |
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>>25784 |
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Really makes you think.jpg I'm sure it has been brought up before but Banksy work is a load of derivative shite that I want the press to start ignoring. |
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>>25783 |
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1323468434353.png >>25783 |
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tina1.jpg Just dawned on me that I don't really include .gs when I lament that imageboards as a whole have become tedious wank that I only use (and even then, generally just as an ersatz blog to organise my thoughts) because I'm too much of a social retard to have my past posts following me. The worst part of /pol/ isn't even the racism, or the repetitiveness. It's how painfully obvious it is when you're talking to a child. I mean, 4chan has always been full of children, but you get into an argument and you suddenly realize that it's pointless. It's not like before, there's no fun in it. These are different children, children with a different outlook and mindset. That's not to mention 8ch, which is a poorly managed shitshow with a few novel boards and a tendency to recall Gamergate as though it was a serious, culture-defining moment. I've got a /pol/itical idea: Bring on the zero child policy. |
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>>25789 |
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>>25790 |
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>>25791 |
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>>25789 |
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>>25793 |
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>>25794 |
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>>25788 |
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>>25796 |
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25798
>>25797 |
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25799
Untitled.jpg Who on Earth would be in the mood for a corporation with quasi-police state abilities telling you to rise and shine with happy cartoon toast in the morning? |
>> | No. 25800
25800
Toaster.png >>25799 |
>> | No. 25801
25801
If I go to sleep at nine or ten o'clock I inevitably wake up at about midnight or one-ish. It's properly annoying, and even to stay up that "late" I'll be knodding off by eight. I don't know what's going on but it's been like this whenever I try to sleep right and it's doing my head in. |
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>>25801 |
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>>25798 |
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>>25802 |
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>>25804 |
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>>25805 |
>> | No. 25807
25807
Tony Blackburn has gone completely fucking mental. |
>> | No. 25808
25808
One of my friends has finally gone completely mental. |
>> | No. 25809
25809
I found my old GCSE Spanish book, and I read some of my old work. That was yesterday. Today - I was in south London for work, and everywhere I went, I could hear Spanish. So, is it just me, or are there too many fucking Hispanics in fucking south London? |
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>>25808 |
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>>25810 |
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>>25809 |
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>>25810 |
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>>25817 |
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>>25808 |
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>>25820 |
>> | No. 25822
25822
I've had one of those nights where I just couldn't get comfortable in bed to sleep. Thankfully it's a Sunday anyway but all that rolling around has me pooped. |
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25823
>>25822 |
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25824
>>25823 |
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>>25824 |
>> | No. 25828
25828
I keep seeing ADVENTURE BEFORE DEMENTIA stickers when I'm out and about. |
>> | No. 25829
25829
>>25828 |
>> | No. 25830
25830
I've had "Call me Al" stuck in my head all day |
>> | No. 25831
25831
>>25830 |
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