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>> | No. 32916
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I thought we should just make a thread to moan and talk about the dating scene. There seems like 2 of us who are now on the arse-end of it in our 30s so I thought we could at least serve as a warning for others. |
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>> | No. 32918
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Aye, me an' all. 31. |
>> | No. 32919
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This is me isn't it? The French lass and I have started an "arrangement". Whoever misses a day doing their respective exercise routine has to buy the other some cheese. |
>> | No. 32920
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I might be in this pool soon. At least the female friends I have are people I'd want to date anyway, so I can start there while obsessing over the wording of my tinder/bumble/hinge/feeld/get profile. |
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Thinking about getting sectioned again. Within the context of a psychiatric inpatient unit, I'm quite a catch. I've got most of my own teeth and only one personality. |
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It's the hope that kills you on these things. After a couple of months of being single I hopped back on Bumble at the weekend, spent all day Saturday talking to a nice Kazakhstani lass, we had a moan about our exes and it felt like she was at least a little interested in me, then the next day I messaged her and *poof*, she unmatched me instantly. I didn't even make any tediously obvious Borat jokes or anything. Oh well, she was out of my league anyway and was probably talking to a dozen or so other blokes, back to swiping through the rubbish heap of obese single mums and loony BPD types, I suppose. |
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I was going to complain that there aren't any women who post on this site, but after reading all this fucking whining, I'm not so sure about that. |
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Well, turns out the lass I had a good feeling about is off to live at the other end of the country for at least a month. |
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I just went on the most boring date of life, conversation like getting blood from a stone. Women have told me about guys like this before, ones who don't know what to say or are simply too shy, I didn't think I'd get one as a bloke. |
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Sentient Lamp tells story.png I was talking to a woman on a dating app and things were going very well so I segued the conversation into what her perfect first date would be, she said something fun, thinking about it I said it's been awhile since I've been bowling and we could take out our frustrations on the pins (inside joke) if she was free sometime. Also that if we get drunk enough there's a karaoke bar nearby. |
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She's right about the mountains. |
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I met a milf at a jazz club but I was about 7 pints deep and her whatsapp profile pic makes her look older and less attractive than I remember. She could be one of those people who look better in 3d real life than in photos. |
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I've definitely peaked lads. Last night I shagged the fittest bird I have ever, and likely will ever, shag. |
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png.png Went for a walk with the French lass. Still no clue what's going on in her head but she's good craic. |
>> | No. 33009
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I had a lovely date with a beautiful woman (we talked about books and cats over wine) but from experience what happens now is I'll become smitten and then get burned. How do I escape this nightmare without incidentally sabotaging the chance for long-term happiness? |
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>> | No. 33032
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Took the French lass to a play, met a friend on the way there who said something like "You're basically going on a date aren't you?". When he was gone she asked if I wanted it to be a date, I said yes and after the play she came back to mine and we got maybe 2 hours of sleep. |
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Lately I've been bumping into the problem of holidays. Women will either go on a date and reveal that they're about to take one or will reveal while messaging that they're currently on a two week holiday. |
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French lass says she's scared of commitment so no labels [yet] but wants us to be exclusive and spending her birthday just the two of us. I think I may no longer qualify for this thread. Ta lads. |
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So I complained a while ago that I had just hit it off with a lass when she had to move away for a period of time. |
>> | No. 33109
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What are the best ways to let someone down gently if I decide they're not shaggable on a date? Just give me some stock phrases that won't make me sound like too much of an arsehole or a woman and won't cause a scene, thanks. |
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There's not enough /101/ here. |
>> | No. 33112
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Every woman I meet is going to the Canary Islands lately. Posted in /101/ because I'm getting cockblocked by an archipelago that requires me to maintain some level of conversation over a week. |
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condoms_contraception_w700.jpg Condoms are bollocks. It's like some plot to stop people sleeping around because nobody can be arsed with it. |
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>> | No. 33158
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Who the fuck is losing an erection from simply putting a johnny on? I know they aren't everyone's preference, but if this is happening frankly you should either see a GP or you don't really fancy the bird in the first place. Christ alive. |
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I found early on that a regular condom would cause me stiffy issues, even as a full on turbohormone teen. The "large" always felt better. |
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My dating life is a bit like the set up to a racist joke at the minute. I've got a Mexican, a Pole and a Czech girl in my inbox, but no English birds seem interested. |
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Expose yourself.jpg >>33166 |
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