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>> | No. 32916
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I thought we should just make a thread to moan and talk about the dating scene. There seems like 2 of us who are now on the arse-end of it in our 30s so I thought we could at least serve as a warning for others. |
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Aye, me an' all. 31. |
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This is me isn't it? The French lass and I have started an "arrangement". Whoever misses a day doing their respective exercise routine has to buy the other some cheese. |
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I might be in this pool soon. At least the female friends I have are people I'd want to date anyway, so I can start there while obsessing over the wording of my tinder/bumble/hinge/feeld/get profile. |
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Thinking about getting sectioned again. Within the context of a psychiatric inpatient unit, I'm quite a catch. I've got most of my own teeth and only one personality. |
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It's the hope that kills you on these things. After a couple of months of being single I hopped back on Bumble at the weekend, spent all day Saturday talking to a nice Kazakhstani lass, we had a moan about our exes and it felt like she was at least a little interested in me, then the next day I messaged her and *poof*, she unmatched me instantly. I didn't even make any tediously obvious Borat jokes or anything. Oh well, she was out of my league anyway and was probably talking to a dozen or so other blokes, back to swiping through the rubbish heap of obese single mums and loony BPD types, I suppose. |
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I was going to complain that there aren't any women who post on this site, but after reading all this fucking whining, I'm not so sure about that. |
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Well, turns out the lass I had a good feeling about is off to live at the other end of the country for at least a month. |
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I just went on the most boring date of life, conversation like getting blood from a stone. Women have told me about guys like this before, ones who don't know what to say or are simply too shy, I didn't think I'd get one as a bloke. |
>> | No. 32990
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Sentient Lamp tells story.png I was talking to a woman on a dating app and things were going very well so I segued the conversation into what her perfect first date would be, she said something fun, thinking about it I said it's been awhile since I've been bowling and we could take out our frustrations on the pins (inside joke) if she was free sometime. Also that if we get drunk enough there's a karaoke bar nearby. |
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She's right about the mountains. |
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I met a milf at a jazz club but I was about 7 pints deep and her whatsapp profile pic makes her look older and less attractive than I remember. She could be one of those people who look better in 3d real life than in photos. |
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I've definitely peaked lads. Last night I shagged the fittest bird I have ever, and likely will ever, shag. |
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png.png Went for a walk with the French lass. Still no clue what's going on in her head but she's good craic. |
>> | No. 33009
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I had a lovely date with a beautiful woman (we talked about books and cats over wine) but from experience what happens now is I'll become smitten and then get burned. How do I escape this nightmare without incidentally sabotaging the chance for long-term happiness? |
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Took the French lass to a play, met a friend on the way there who said something like "You're basically going on a date aren't you?". When he was gone she asked if I wanted it to be a date, I said yes and after the play she came back to mine and we got maybe 2 hours of sleep. |
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Lately I've been bumping into the problem of holidays. Women will either go on a date and reveal that they're about to take one or will reveal while messaging that they're currently on a two week holiday. |
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French lass says she's scared of commitment so no labels [yet] but wants us to be exclusive and spending her birthday just the two of us. I think I may no longer qualify for this thread. Ta lads. |
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So I complained a while ago that I had just hit it off with a lass when she had to move away for a period of time. |
>> | No. 33109
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What are the best ways to let someone down gently if I decide they're not shaggable on a date? Just give me some stock phrases that won't make me sound like too much of an arsehole or a woman and won't cause a scene, thanks. |
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There's not enough /101/ here. |
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Every woman I meet is going to the Canary Islands lately. Posted in /101/ because I'm getting cockblocked by an archipelago that requires me to maintain some level of conversation over a week. |
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condoms_contraception_w700.jpg Condoms are bollocks. It's like some plot to stop people sleeping around because nobody can be arsed with it. |
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Who the fuck is losing an erection from simply putting a johnny on? I know they aren't everyone's preference, but if this is happening frankly you should either see a GP or you don't really fancy the bird in the first place. Christ alive. |
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I found early on that a regular condom would cause me stiffy issues, even as a full on turbohormone teen. The "large" always felt better. |
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My dating life is a bit like the set up to a racist joke at the minute. I've got a Mexican, a Pole and a Czech girl in my inbox, but no English birds seem interested. |
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Expose yourself.jpg >>33166 |
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>what do your parents do? |
>> | No. 33338
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So how are you two faring? It's been a while since I've heard anything out of this thread so I'm guessing you've both shacked up with a fit foreign lass for the summer. |
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A lass stood me up today, or, she would've if I didn't text to check we were still on just before we were due to meet. |
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>> | No. 33957
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Frasier_Crane_at_KACL_radio_station.png Following a first date yesterday my date messaged me afterwards to say that she could tell she wasn't my cup of tea but she wished me all the best. I didn't think much of it at the time, it was only coffee and a walk so fair enough I deleted her number and don't expect to ever see her again. |
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It's just exhausting isn't it. I'll share the usual familiar story: |
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maxresdefault.jpg >>34006 |
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I am the real 006 and I think someone's playing silly buggers with you otherlads. |
>> | No. 34027
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The only piece of dating advice I have is one I've repeated here many times, which is to Just Be Confident. |
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I've got a woman on my mind all the time now but as it happens I'm getting a lot of interest from other women. It leaves me in a bit of a Catch-22 because I don't want to waste people's time but at the same time it's not like anything has been secured yet. |
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large_70_1208_Hopper_Soir_Bleu.jpg I got excited for a girl and just came back from our second date. She didn't feel any romantic connection between us though, I feel she didn't even try during our date. |
>> | No. 34132
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Started dating for the first time this year after kind of giving up. Went on a couple of dates with this girl, we got on really well, and she seemed keen. Then out of nowhere, ahead of our third date she sends me this: |
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sds.jpg >>34132 |
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>> | No. 34567
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Untitled.jpg There's a trend I've noticed in London of therapy being romanticised and that certain people will even view it as a green flag. It became really strong just after the pandemic which also saw an explosion of video call therapy/counselling services being advertised. |
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I matched with a lass from Hull so I opened with what I thought was a bit of perfect Hull banter. You know, tenfoots, Beverly, chip spice, all that. Turns out she wasn't a Hull native, so all of that was lost on her. Instead I couldn't help myself and I said "Christ, imagine living anywhere else and then moving to Hull." |
>> | No. 34670
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You know what, I think it's going to be a struggle this time. In the past I've never really had any issues going on the apps and if not pulling, at least getting a bit of attention to keep the conversational skills polished. Something has always come along in the end. |
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>>34670 |
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Also, birds sending fucking voice messages constantly. |
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Hinge in the places I've lived the past five or so years has been full of vapid bints (and whatever the male equivalent of a bint is.) |
>> | No. 34680
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Allow me to vent: |
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So how are you two doing, any luck lately? Or am I the only lonely single .g this Christmas? |
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What are some good ideas for daytime dates when you and/or the bird you're trying to shag aren't particularly in the mood for drinking? |
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tringali3.png >>34729 |
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I lass sent a voice message and I stupidly replied to her with one and now she won't stop. I'm coming to terms with the fact that I'd rather be single over Christmas than deal with this. |
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Lass cancelled on me for a date, well not even a date just that thing where you say let's get a drink to chat in person. Always puts me in a bad mood where something like this happens because you can try and give them the benefit of the doubt and play it cool but in reality you know it's probably a bullshit excuse, and it means this one's another dead end you should just drop. Just frustrating because it was the first promising one I'd spoken to for a little while and we were getting on well. |
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became newly signle and fired up the old dating site |
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I'm seeing a lass tomorrow who seems like she may be quite clever and interesting, which doesn't happen often, and I am a bit nervous about it. I'd quite like not to blow it. |
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Untitled.jpg >>34795 |
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Usually I'm in favour of dating the insane, it's only fair, but if she's getting too drunk to walk on a first date after telling you about her self-harming, that's a really bad sign. Moving fast doesn't mean Ayrton Senna at Imola. |
>> | No. 34805
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I think you are all overreacting, it's quite clear by the wording of the post that our hero recognises this girl isn't exactly marriage material, he just still wants to get his end away for the trouble of staggering through town with a drunk lass draped over him like a sack of spuds. Can't really say fairer than that if you ask me. |
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(left on read the day after the date even though they explicitly talk about being into you on the actual night) |
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I'd like to complain about schedules. Specifically how the kinds of jobs that women tend to do (more of) have them working non-standard days so organising time together actually becomes a bother. Things would've been easier when the only people working on Sunday were priests. |
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Riddle me this: If the LGBTQIA+ mafia are so tolerant and accepting and all that, how come the only times I've ever been rejected on the basis of being a furfag is by people from that group? |
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You lot are being very judgemental about a woman who didn't want to wear a tail plug. Calm down already. |
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Say you met a lass who was interesting to talk to, she has interesting and weird interests. But, knowing I probably sound like a cunt, she's also not very attractive. She doesn't look after herself and dresses conservatively like an orthodox Jewish woman. |
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>>34838 thick wrists and below-the-knee length denim skirts |
>> | No. 34852
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The knowledge of Facebook's Are We Dating The Same Guy? groups is a source of paranoia for me. From what I've read they've evolved from groups set up to detect cheaters into women posting guy's images and asking for the 'tea' before they ever go out with them. |
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Apparently your longest relationship lasting a few months is considered a "major red flag". Gonna have to start rehearsing even more lies to pretend to be a regular human person. |
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It was all going so well, she was fit and charming. Someone who was intense about who she is and comes with a great arse, who was also subtly complimenting me on my looks and hobbies. She mentioned that she has a high-libido and then hit me with the question: |
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I'm really struggling to find anybody remotely interesting lately. |
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Let's say you get drunk with a lass who can really handle her booze, but by the time she gets horny enough to shag, you're too tired and wasted to. What's the solution to this apart from drinking less? |
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Matched with a really cute looking lass the other night. Turns out she's a musician too, great sense of humour and we seemed to really click and had a great chat for an hour or so. Wished me a good day for the morning, looked forward to chatting again, etc. |
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The problem with living in an international city is that even on some of the more reputable apps you get women who waste your time because they live abroad. I just spent a night chatting with a girl who just revealed she's moved to Nice to do a masters but hasn't updated her profile. |
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Apologies for drawing this into this kind of discussion but I need somewhere to express this. |
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A woman I dated a couple years back messaged me out the blue on Whatsapp this morning to say 'Hi [Anon]'. I remembered her because I fell head over heels for her and then she ghosted me after she got back from holiday so I messaged her 'long time no see' and asked if she was still at her place nearby and then got nothing back - she was probably just seeing who the number was. |
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Fuck sake, you get a bit of heat forecast and suddenly everyone wants to go a date at the weekend. If I were a bird |
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Finaly put on my big boy boxers and plucked up the courage to ask one the fit (the fittest) birds at work and she said yes! I thought the asking was that hard part, now i actually got to go on the date. Iv not even been close enough smell a girl for the past 3 odd years, now I got to take a proper fit one out! I feel like the dog that caught the car it was chasing haha. |
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I cancelled on a date with a pretty lass last week because I just couldn't be arsed. I'm starting to regret it a bit, but at the same it me, if I sincerely couldn't be arsed to go and meet her, then it's not a great sign is it. |
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