Good call. I'll be posting later.

>>3322
burning one right now lads.

I don't see why not. One left

Got everything I need for a few more right here. Watching Misfits, going to get drink and sandwich, and going to wake up at 7am for my 10am tomorrow, so I get 2 hours to doze.

Safe lads, have a good one.

Made some lovely stereotypical brownies yesterday. Gonna chomp on them before Arcade Fire on Wednesday; it'll be a good night.

guys.. guys i just found out The active ingredient in Chinese Bird's nest soup is saliva.
I mean... wowh.
*tokes away*

>>3328

Soup has "active ingredients" ? I thought it was just soup

>>3329
I font understand it either, I'm still all Wowh saliva, Wowh active ingredients and at the same time I'm craving chinese as well now

>>3329
Soup is pretty active mate

can we have a rolling competition? ive always wanted to see how others roll across the world and see their endeavours... ratemyspliff.com?

>>3334

What, just taking pictures and whatnot? Smokability won't be a factor then, I'm guessing.

Rolling's so satisfying :)

>>3335
well like, its not a joint if you cant you smoke it.. I do love skining up... im rather artistic with my roaches....
ill upload some in a mo'.

so these first two are mine, the roach is a tight clockwise spiral - im proud of how tidy my rolling is.

sorry about the quality - phone camera.

>>3338
I don't think I could roll one that looked that neat but still smoked well. I'd feel a bit ashamed with how messy they are compared to that.

~I have to appluad your roach to joint ratio, and a very smooth roll. What was your skin method? I enjoy the 2 skin/another skins' gum combo...

>>3339
its easy to do, just use as least movement as possible...
>>3340
aaah i can roll a three small small skin which is simmilar to that: the one above is one single large OCB and some rizla card.
I have become almost zen with the rolling, using as few movements as possible the roll is more of a fold and im usually done in less then 30 seconds from fresh rizla to sitting on the side waiting for my cup of tea.
i fucking love skining up me.

I use a much looser roach; just some torn up flyer. I find unless you're using hash, hot rocks obviously aren't a problem.
A nice soft rolling tobacco makes for a lovely smooth toke, and it's not all loose and flaking apart as you would expect from straights.
The damp quality of the tobacco also means when the green's very dry and powdery, it sticks to it.
I like to put the tobacco and ground weed onto a flat surface then mix it up with a card, so none of the powder is lost sticking to my fingers, and it also gives you a much better mix, canoe/side-burning is never a problem like this.
Lastly, I never twist the end unless I'm pre-rolling for some occasion. It just compacts the tip and doesn't light so evenly.

>>3342
awesome. so do you use dove tails at all? ive always done the mix on a board, its hard to imagine some one not.

today I ran out of OCB's - and - it being a nightmare to get outside - I decided to document my three small skin rolling technique.

you will need three rizla, a piece of roach, and the usual substances.

>>3343
lick one of them down the fold and split like so

>>3344
stick them together like the picture on the left.

>>3345
and add the spare as illustrated, this can take a little practice.

>>3346
add a new fold in the shape you wish to achive, never more then half way up the far side.

>>3347
make your roach, however you like, ive gone clockwise again.

>>3348
roll and fold and lick. jumped forward a bit for fear of the rath of the mods.

its not pretty but its a pretty easy way skining up when you have no large rizla laying about.

>>3349
What do you mean by dovetails? I'm pretty sure multi-posting's okay, it's not spam. I have a different method for smaller skins but I'll wait until I have anything to put in them first.

>>3331
soup
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11981666

>>3351
Fancy.
http://www.brianmung.com/films.htm

How the fuck do you smoke a blunt? It wont stay lit whenever ive tried. They havnt 'canoed', they just go out and leave a big black bit on the end thats burnt on the outside but still usable on the inside. Ive been picking them apart and eating whatever i can but it tastes like fucking ash.
I dont want to smoke with tobacco because it makes me sick as hell.

>>3356
Are you using a blunt wrap? Normal papers burn way to fast for a weed only joint.

>>3356
Do you have a decent grinder? I never had a problem with even cheap-o cig papers: roll it fairly thin (I end up around half to 3/4 cig thick at the roach end, around cig-thick at the other), continuously smoke (it's not one to leave on for five minutes and then come back to without re-lighting) and you should be golden.

>>3357
Doing it wrong lad.

Lads, I have a problem. I can't roll joints outside because of the wind and whenever I do try it, it becomes as loose as a northern girl on the lash. How do you guys roll up when you're outside?

>>3360
Have you tried facing away from the wind to give cover?

>>3360
this sounds crazy when i type it out but I lay the rizla in my right hand, make the mix in my left, kinda... put my hands together so the rizla is on the bottom and sorta make a bowl with my hand with the rizla and mix in it... then I sort out the placement of the mix and then.. roll it..

>>3360

If you want to do a tight roll, just roll it tightly; try to keep the roach inside while you roll the two sides of the rizla around the mix, compacting it and making it thinner. Roll the near edge down as far as possible, quite evenly down the joint, then awkwardly shuffle your fingers and thumbs until you can roll the rest of the rizla around the mix. It should happen quite easily.

*Calling this out as a terrible explaination.

How likely is this to work if I add an eighth and split it between two people?

Smoked a lot of weed, but never tried any edibles.

This seemed like by far the easiest option. (See pic)

>>3364
it would work, but not very well and would be wasteful. you should make cannabutter:
http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-kitchen/37701-cannabutter-7-easy-steps.html

and cook with that to get the highest/most out of your weed.

>>3364
I had chunk of hash about a year ago (random cheap-ish stuff, so I didn't feel like I was risking much were it to go wrong). Using a similar recipe to the one in your picture (3ts each of sugar, chocolate powder, milk, flour, 2ts of butter and egg, prepared in the microwave like yours), though I dissolved the hash in the butter first (bowl with butter/hash floating in a pan with boiling water for around 15 minutes with frequent stirring).

The result was… ok, I guess. I wouldn't waste good stuff on it.

>>3350
dovetails are a way of skinning up that requires no roach, it creates like a little box at the roach end... i cant find any pictures of it online and have only seen it done like 4 times... i need to learn how to do it as its pretty dammed impressive.
sorry it took so long - I was moving house.

>>3370
For hash a backrolled moroccan filter is the only way. accept no substitutes.

>>3371
care to do some instructions on how?

smoking for santa!

>>3373
im smoking for His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, and Elect of God.
Jah. Rastafari.
pic related: its him and a rather stoned looking churchill.

I'm about to smoke a pretty standard joint, I was hoping if someone can recommend me a nice film to watch while stoned?

>>3375

inception

>>3375

'A Scanner Darkly'.

Reefer Madness

We've got through about 7g tonight, still going.

>>3379

That's not 'soap', is it? If it is, repent - for your own sake.

>>3381
Fuck off

>>3382

You can see the bits of tractor tyre in it when you enlarge the picture. Eeeh. Kids today.

oh man. Anyone know some good music to lsiten to while stoned. Shit im listening to EVE music now and its blowing my mind.

>>3384
bolt thrower. sleep. electric wizard. kyuss. shit like that man.

>>3386
I listened to pink floyd, the classic. Holy christ the whole time i was thinking of a huge conspiracy theory. It actually scared me a bit.

I was in bed with my eyes closed listening to The Dark Side of the Moon and i was watching a film play in my head. Then i thought "what if this is subliminal messaging?" All of the songs have different parts. They generally start with a slow heart beat sound that gets you 'in sync' (is that spelt right?) then it starts with the flowy stuff to make sure youre really hooked in, then it comes out with this window of suggestive sounds and shit. Brainwashing with these instrumental bars of sound, then it cuts out and the normal song is back.

I thought "who would have enough money for the research to make this possible? It cant be pink floyd or their record company. IT must be something higher".

Basically i came to the conclusion that The New World Order are trying to brainwash us by implanting subliminal messages, using ground breaking bands as a front. We are more susceptible to it while stoned.

The New World Order are producing and distributing weed and allowing illegally grown weed to go under the radar so their brainwashing can reach more people. Cash for them and they have millions of sleeping agents (excuse the bad terminology) ready to do their bidding at the click of their fingers.

I mean, i cant believe that Pink Floyd constructed these songs themselves. The album leads you through a story. The begining of Time seems too well timed, it forces you to 'wake up' and come out of your high so you can get up and think about what just happened. Then by the time the chiming clocks are over you've started to drift back into another high and that familiar heart beat baseline comes in to draw you back in.

They couldnt have done it themselves. There must be something greater behind it.

The worst part for me was during The Great Gig in the Sky (i think, at least). The one where theres a lnog section of a presumably black woman singing OOOOs and AAAAHs wuite nicely but then she starts screaming the song in a horrible way. The whole time i think i must have been fucking my bedsheets but as soon as she made the wailing sounds i was shitting myself though fear. All i could think was "shes missed her chance to climax and now shes trying to fake it. Its telling me how horrible porn is and how disgusting we human are' and stuff like that. I dont know how that ties in with The New World Order bit.

Anyeway, im pretty scared to listen to the album again now. I know its unlikely that there are no music based conspiracies.. but i want to believe. Besides, it would make an interesting modern RPG game.

>>3387
Bro. You must be sooooo high.

I'm not reading all that shit. I got up to the bit where you were listening to dark side of the moon and then I got bored.

>>3384
i always like a bit of the stone roses or the world of twist when having a smoke, then when im off to bed, nothing beats a little bit of the orb.

Anyone ever been to Amsterdam and got any good Hotel recommendations? Group of lads, so don't care too much about quality. No hostels.

Kid Cudi is great when high.

Try - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ceBDlxtKg0

Or - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deeyrmw9jyQ (really 90s)

>>3391
Mate just have a look online. asking for hotels in a big city is like going to a supermarket and asking for a packet of cheese.

You're going to end up with gorganzola if you carry on like that.

>>3393

Fair point, mostly just laziness on my part I suppose.

try this when high.

http://www.liveforthefunk.com/2011/01/jakwob-smokers-delight-mixtape-vol-1/

I'm in love with Mary Jane.

>>3408
https://www.youtube.com/v/lg263dzOn3Q
"she likes to spread her love and turn your head arou-rou-rou-roundddd"

>>3395
Thanks for that, I had a great night with that in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/v/V7QYjTM-2_4

Tonight is pseudo-intellectual hip-hop and Liszt night.

https://www.youtube.com/v/IsNNW_SnOgY

https://www.youtube.com/v/z36aWM3jYT8

Enjoying the Liszt.

https://www.youtube.com/v/dS5ZpNVkvX8
https://www.youtube.com/v/nBEZWyYyhHI
(Cudi is great whilst high)

https://www.youtube.com/v/OKSfgMKw84Q

currently high and listening to this. in fact just as i type this it ended. i'm gonna go watch 24.

Hello from surreyfags!

>>3473
ahoy there!
another surryfag here :)

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face...

With stars to fill my dream.

I am a traveller of all time and space...

To be where I have been.

https://www.youtube.com/v/eKtfjsonPFE

>>3473

Richard??

Well I gotta say it's dissapointing to see this thread not have moved since the last time I posted here blazed out of my mind.

You all need to go watch Terminator by the way, it's motherfucking awesome. And preferably read Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" immediately after.

>>3322
get stoned and watch all 3 of these movies. they are scary enough sober.

>>3322

I advise anyone not to get stoned and watch this film alone in a dark room

>>3322

Quick question, how does anyone function whilst high? This fucking message took me to much energy.

>>3536

Forgive me for being presumptuous (however you spell that), but do you smoke up often?

It's like anything, you get used to it the more experiene you have. I know the first few times I got high I just sat there spacing the fuck out, usually before throwing up. I know what you mean in that case.

>>3520
https://www.youtube.com/v/jqxENMKaeCU

>>3322

I literally only just got the 'we got green' line from the Supergrass song Feel Alright.
Mate.

>>3322

The homeless guy begging for change from the film Walk Hard also stars in the same role in UHF.

>>3556
Oh shit, of course!

So someone on 420chan said it would be good to microwave some weed in a glass of milk for a minute and a half.
Any thoughts? I'm just about to drink it.

>>3624
I put nesquick in it and definitely felt something.

Some Purp Kush from Amsterdam, just got back.

>>3649
How is it?

>>3624
I read somewhere that weed in the microwave destroys the THC or something. Dunno if it's true or not.

>>3655
Time to use science! Seperate two joints of the same stash, microwave one, and the other is the control. See if the high changes.

>>3656
Back to /lab/ /boo/ with your madness lad!

>>3655
nah m8 it was good

I recommend this if you want something to do with your stalks!

>>3656
Thats not very scientific, you need it to be double blind, and have a decent ammount of people.

>>3659

rubbish. Smoke them both and see if you get as stoned as just smoking one of them. You don't need to be blind if you roll them the same way.

>>3667
You need someone else to make the joints, from the same 8th. They should know which one is which, but you shouldn't. You should take them on consecutive days, and attempt to rate you highness quantitatively.
This should be repeated a minimum of five times. Avoid trying to guess which joint you smoked.

Do a statistical test, 10% significance should be appropriate if you are using a scale of 1-10.

>>3674

Getting someone else to make them is a good idea but don't smoke them on consecutive days. Smoke them with about a 5min break or back to back if they aren't strong enough. Then draw a picture about how you're feeling. With crayons.

Thought this thread needed a bump.

Anyway, I find myself listening to Master of Puppets for the first time in years. It's really a good album, I know a lot of people hate it because it's so cliche by now... But still.

Probably some psychological shit to analyse there. I dunno. I overthink things while I'm high. And I am quite.

Let this thread have life! Or don't tell me, nobody here gets stoned anymore?

>>3925

I think like a stoned person without being high. It's a bit ridiculous, really.

But I love being stoned because I never get depressed when I'm baked.

https://www.youtube.com/v/VrDfSZ_6f4U

Yes.

>>3925
I think I have greater empathy when I am high, I keep on imagining what my life would be like as other people, from people in Somalia (I was watching Black Hawk Down) to posh Eton kids.

Mildly stoned listening to old swing music.
Lovely.

https://www.youtube.com/v/WQBQMklZ1aM

Anyone here supporting CLEAR?

I don't really care for single issue party politics but at least they're getting in edgeways everywhere they see misinformation.